Pachinko Ban Lasted Just 4 Days — 5ch: ‘That Money’s Basically Teetering on the Edge of a Pitfall’

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The story

In a thread titled “(´;ω;`) I’m drinking from morning till night” on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, an anonymous poster live-blogged their day, starting the morning with sake and avocado as a snack. Despite having declared a month-long break from pachinko, they reversed course just four days later, announcing “starting today, I’m back at it” — drawing plenty of ribbing from other posters. Photos of meals kept coming, including hamburger steak, pork tonteki, and seared bonito, along with a celebratory toast after work. The down-to-earth, blow-by-blow narration mixed lingering pachinko cravings with back-and-forth over how much the poster was drinking, and the thread’s readers ended up reacting most to the poster’s quirky character.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:34
(´;ω;`) Gonna sip slowly with avocado as my snack
2AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:35
You'll want to go again anyway, admit it (o´罒`o)
5AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:36
Re: #2
(´;ω;`) I'm definitely not going today
8AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:38
(´・ω・`) Let's go punch the old geezer next door
10AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:38
Re: #8
(´;ω;`) If I did that, it wouldn't stop at just pounding on the wall… (a common way to complain about noisy neighbors)
14AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:40
Re: #10
(´・ω・`) Then let's hit the pachinko parlor — Silver Week's over, so places should start paying out again (Silver Week: a cluster of holidays in late September)
19AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:41
Re: #14
(´;ω;`) I lost yesterday, though
20AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:41
A month-long pachinko ban and you cave after 4 days lol
23AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:42
Re: #20
(´;ω;`) It's just starting again today, that's all
24AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:42
Re: #19
(´・ω・`) Today's a sure thing — the Friday right after Silver Week is always strong every year
26AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:46
Re: #24
(´;ω;`) Nah, no good
28AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:47
Re: #26
(´・ω・`) So you're the type who won't pick up money lying on the ground?
32AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:53
Re: #28
(´;ω;`) With pachinko, that money's lying right at the edge of a pitfall
29AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:51
Heading out after work today to play a pachislot machine that needs precise reel-stopping skill
33AnonymousSep 25, 2026 09:54
Re: #29
(´;ω;`) Disc Up?
55AnonymousSep 25, 2026 10:05
Isn't being an alcoholic supposed to be like, your hands shake if you don't drink?
56AnonymousSep 25, 2026 10:06
Re: #55
(´;ω;`) Not quite that bad — my hands just shake right when I start drinking
101AnonymousSep 25, 2026 11:17
(´;ω;`) Check out this hamburger steak

https://gzo.ai/i/HBvYgqd.jpg
112AnonymousSep 25, 2026 11:31
Ketchup's the way to go with hamburger steak, right? (´・ω・`)
118AnonymousSep 25, 2026 11:39
Re: #112
(´;ω;`) I put a thick brown sauce on it

https://gzo.ai/i/AI0VWv5.jpg
131AnonymousSep 25, 2026 12:10
(´;ω;`) Eating tonteki (grilled pork steak)

https://gzo.ai/i/S2bYWeT.jpg
136AnonymousSep 25, 2026 12:20
(◍•ᴗ•◍) Seeing yesterday's thread made me want to eat bonito
137AnonymousSep 25, 2026 12:21
Re: #136
(´;ω;`) Seared bonito's the best — cheap and delicious! Grab some nipu too
138AnonymousSep 25, 2026 12:21
Re: #136
Are you putting mayo on it?
154AnonymousSep 25, 2026 12:54
Let's toast!
156AnonymousSep 25, 2026 12:58
Re: #154
(´;ω;`) kp~ (short for kanpai, i.e. cheers)

https://gzo.ai/i/YCTE6Hd.jpg

Background and Discussion Points

This kind of live-blog thread is a VIP board staple, with the poster adopting an emotive kaomoji as their persona and narrating their day in real time. What stands out here is that the poster’s declared “one-month break from pachinko” got walked back after just four days — the universal theme of how long a vow of abstinence actually lasts is what makes it land as comedy. The remark about hands shaking at the start of a drinking session should also be read as part of the running narration rather than a serious confession; this isn’t a thread about a genuine addiction crisis, so it shouldn’t be mistaken for one. The thread also featured plenty of back-and-forth teasing about sexual orientation, but this is the kind of formulaic joking common to the VIP board rather than genuine discriminatory remarks, so those exchanges have been left out of this article. Readers should keep in mind that the actual thread is considerably coarser and cruder than what’s presented here.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´;ω;`) I’m drinking from morning till night.”

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