Is There a Job That’s Just Driving, Nothing Else? 5ch Says: ‘Just Be a Taxi Driver’

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The story

The thread starter asked the “Whatever Live” board (NanJ) for a job that’s “just driving a car, nothing else,” and suggestions poured in one after another: taxi driver, F1 racer, mobile supermarket driver, limousine driver, septic-tank truck driver, garbage collector, and more. But the OP shot each one down in turn, citing reasons like “day shifts barely get any days off,” “driving the same route over and over is mentally exhausting,” and “I’m scared of carrying passengers” — and the thread kept growing. At one point someone jabbed back, “OP’s really committed to finding reasons not to do anything.”

What people said

1AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:25
I looked into taxi driver work schedules and they're insane🤮
7AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:28
Just be a taxi driver, no?
10AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:30
Re: #7
Day shift doesn't get many days off
20AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:32
Re: #10
It's easy actually
All the time you spend waiting for a fare counts as break time, so you can just sit on your phone browsing NanJ
26AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:36
Re: #20
I checked a job listing and it said something like 105 days off a year
15AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:30
F1 racer
Super high income
18AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:31
Re: #15
Unless you've got tens of billions of yen in "dowry money" (a personal sponsor), no team's gonna hire you
22AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:33
What about a mobile supermarket driver?
You're just running a route visiting old ladies' houses, so it feels mentally lighter somehow
24AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:35
Re: #22
Prepping all the goods sounds like a pain though
27AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:38
Be a limousine driver
Though you'll get chewed out if you're late
29AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:38
Re: #27
Driving a car that long scares me
28AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:38
Just drive one of those Vanilla (adult-job-site) ad trucks
They just loop the same route over and over, don't they?
30AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:39
Re: #28
Just driving a fixed route is mentally rough
38AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:42
Re: #28
Apparently that job's brutal
You leave a suburban parking lot at dawn and drive nonstop until evening
You can't slack off because they submit the GPS logs to the advertiser
31AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:39
Day shift only
Just be a post office delivery bike rider
35AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:41
Re: #31
Delivering by bike is way too weather-dependent
33AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:41
Psychiatric hospital shuttle driving
Though it's only for people who can handle carrying passengers who really shouldn't be driving themselves
37AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:42
Re: #33
Sounds like you'd get slammed with complaints
36AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:42
Stay away from anything with passengers — taxis, buses, shuttles
Cargo doesn't talk back, it's way easier
40AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:43
Re: #36
If the customer's decent, I don't actually mind customer-facing work itself
But it's hit or miss
41AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:43
Just do food delivery
45AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:45
Re: #41
I did something similar on a bike, but doing it full-time is rough
42AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:43
What about a shuttle bus driver for a spa resort or a guesthouse?
46AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:46
Re: #42
Driving the same fixed route in circles is rough
43AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:44
No jobs where you're racing the clock!
Cars are bound to run late anyway
47AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:46
Re: #43
There's always a jam somewhere on the Shuto Expressway, it was brutal
44AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:44
Why not start your own delivery business?
48AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:46
Re: #44
Delivery work is basically all physical labor🤮
50AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:49
OP's really committed to finding reasons not to do anything
53AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:52
Re: #50
I got stuck with a crap job before, so I'm being careful now — cut me some slack
55AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:55
How about a septic-tank truck driver
You like poop and you like driving, it's a perfect match
57AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:57
Re: #55
I'm actually a neat freak
64AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:12
I hear garbage collection pays well
66AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:14
Re: #64
Working in a pair/team isn't for me
67AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:15
Re: #66
The ID changed after midnight — are you sure you're still OP?
73AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:17
Taxi driving has day shifts too, right?
76AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:18
Re: #67
That's right

Re: #73
There are, but when I checked, the days off were few
65AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:13
Just do route delivery
Like confectionery shops hiring drivers to deliver to roadside rest stops and the like
69AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:15
Re: #65
Doesn't sound bad, but ideally I want a job that takes me all over the place
68AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:15
Why not a pizza delivery job? It's a bike, but it's got a roof
72AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:16
Re: #68
I've done it before, but I couldn't picture doing it full-time as an actual career
92AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:30
I'd want to be a truck driver where all I do is drive
94AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:36
Re: #92
I don't think I could handle a truck that size
95AnonymousSep 20, 2026 00:37
Re: #92
There are jobs transporting packages from post office to post office, if you look

Background and Points of Debate

Behind this thread lies interest in the labor shortage in the taxi and trucking industries, and the long hours and scarce days off tied to Japan’s so-called “2024 problem” (new overtime caps on drivers that took effect in 2024). Worth noting: figures mentioned in the replies, like “105 days off a year” or the GPS-log tracking on ad trucks, are just anonymous posts, not verified statistics. Where opinions split was over how seriously to take the OP’s conditions — “I don’t want to carry passengers,” “a fixed route is mentally exhausting” — as genuine concerns versus simple pickiness, a tension captured by the later jab that the OP was “really committed to finding reasons not to do anything.” Even within “driving jobs,” whether passengers are involved, how many hours you’re tied down, and the pay structure vary wildly by occupation — and the sheer range of suggestions here shows just how hard it is to lump “an easy driving job” into one category.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Whatever Live) thread “Isn’t there a decent job that’s just driving a car?.”

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