“It Was Definitely Semen” — Bodily-Fluid Incident Rocks Marseille’s Stadium in France

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The story

Ligue 1 club Marseille is in the spotlight after a female supporter posted on social media that someone splashed what looked like bodily fluid on her during the September 6 match against Paris FC at the club’s home ground, the Stade Vélodrome. Marseille issued an official statement saying, “We have been informed of an extremely serious incident and want to offer our full support to the supporters involved.” On 5ch, a wave of joking replies poured in questioning the truth of the line “it was definitely semen” from the original post, with some also pointing out that the woman’s father, who was sitting nearby, appeared to have been hit as well.

Posted 9/9 (Wed) 14:00 — GOAL

An unprecedented incident appears to have occurred at the stadium of Olympique de Marseille (Ligue 1).

During the Ligue 1 match against Paris FC held on the 6th of this month at the home ground, Stade Vélodrome, a female Marseille supporter posted on social media that a man had splashed what looked like bodily fluid on her. Marseille — the storied French club that once had former Japan national team defender Hiroki Sakai on its roster — said in a press release: “We have been informed of an extremely serious incident and want to offer our full support to the supporters involved.” The report comes via RMC Sport.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

2AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:47
(∪^ω^) Woof woof-o! (catchphrase of the wolf character from the anime Kemono Friends)
3AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:48
Sounds just like something a Japanese guy would do, honestly
4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:48
No matter how you look at it, it's semen.

Thank you very much indeed. (riffing on a famous old 2ch/5ch meme phrase)
5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:49
Salmon ("shake") can be found all over the world
11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:51
Not totally clear, but was it actually the dad who got splashed?
16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:52
Shake (salmon) and Schalke really do sound alike…
18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:53
Guess us men have gone and wronged another woman again
20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:53
If you actually read it closely, the dad standing next to her got hit with way more of it
25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:55
Didn't she just step in some that happened to be lying on the ground herself?
27AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:55
Only a Japanese guy would pull something that sneaky and gross
Foreigners would never do that (said, ironically, about an incident in France)
28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:56
Classic Geisupo move — another self-posted 'Tetsu Chiizu Karasu' soccer-bashing thread (a notorious poster/meme on the sports board known for self-made anti-soccer threads)
43AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:02
Dad didn't look too unhappy about it, did he?
44AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:03
Imiter les Japonais (French: "Imitating the Japanese")
48AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:05
Sex crimes in soccer ("ball-kicking") are a worldwide phenomenon, huh (lol)
60AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:10
If you flat-out declare it was semen, dad's gonna be sad
64AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:11
"Tried to keep enjoying the match after that"
Like hell you could — I'm going home
66AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:12
This kind of thing happens all the time in Japan — guess it's not so common in France?
69AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:14
So the whole family was sitting there watching the match, both soaked in it?
70AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:14
Must be this recent freak weather — a salmon must've wandered all the way into Marseille
78AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:17
The culprit was Koganezawa-kun
Squirt squirt, right on target! (referencing a notorious Japanese public-indecency offender who's become a recurring 5ch meme)

Background and Talking Points

The phrase “it was definitely semen” in the original article comes from the victim’s own social media post, not from any forensically verified information. Marseille’s press release itself only referred to a “serious incident” and never specifically named the substance. Violence and security problems at French stadiums have been repeatedly reported in recent years, and this post appears to have spread partly within that context. On the thread, the back-and-forth centered more on joking about “whether it really was semen” than on the actual details of the incident, with several replies noting that the woman’s father, standing nearby, had apparently been caught up in it too — but it’s worth noting that no new facts about the incident or any investigation were actually revealed on 5ch itself.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisupo Sokuhou+) thread “[Soccer] ‘It was definitely semen’ — Unprecedented incident at storied French club Marseille… Man suspected of splashing bodily fluid on woman at stadium.”

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