Why Doesn’t Hello! Project Hire Outside Composers? 5ch: “All They Can Make Is Old-Fashioned Dango”

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A thread about Hello! Project raised the question of why its groups don’t use outside composers more often. Commenters pointed out that songwriting is dominated by Tsunku♂, Hoshibe Takui, and other writers tied to the management company Up-Front, and that bringing in outside composers offers little financial upside given how JASRAC royalties are structured. Opinions split between those who argued that favoring in-house talent narrows the range of the music, and those who countered that there simply aren’t many composers capable of writing hits in the first place.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:37
Sure, there's probably a budget gap too, but doing that would widen the range of songs and probably bump up the release schedule as well
5AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:39
So right now the royalties just go straight into Up-Front's own pocket?
6AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:40
Every group except Juice=Juice is streaming trash (barely registers on subscription services), so beefing up the songwriters wouldn't even matter
7AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:42
Heard Dance☆Man got cut loose too
8AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:43
The model is: build your name within Hello! Project, then cash in on outside gigs — so there's not much upside for someone who's already made it
9AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:46
Even when a song gets played live, if it's a Tsunku or Hoshibe track, the JASRAC royalties paid out just flow back minus a cut
10AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:46
Re: #1
For some reason it's only Morning Musume and BEYOOOOONDS that stick to Up-Front insiders
Aoi, Hyadain, SHOCK EYE — those are all outside composers
11AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:47
Bad choice of words on my part — I meant new/fresh ones
12AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:48
Let's get Tamaya to write one
13AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:49
Re: #12
They wouldn't be able to sing it lol
14AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:51
Feeding the in-house crew is the whole point, so there's zero incentive to hand work to newcomers
15AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:52
Keeping it all in-house boosts profits, but it also breeds stagnation
16AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:53
The real question is: would widening the range of songs actually make more money?
18AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:54
Re: #16
Up-Front isn't even trying to make money off Juice=Juice, so they're probably fine with Hello! Project not being profitable
19AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:54
Honestly, when it comes to actual hits, Aoi Yamazaki is about the only one who's landed one
22AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:56
Re: #19
Even setting aside Aoi Yamazaki, the only person in Hello! Project history who could write a real hit was old-school Tsunku
It's a dead end
20AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:54
The upcoming Juice=Juice anime tie-in has lyrics by Aoi and composition by someone called RUSH EYE
Isn't that composer new to Hello! Project?
25AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:58
Re: #20
Some kind of SHOCK EYE knockoff?
24AnonymousOct 30, 2026 20:57
Because it has to be someone Taise and Hashimoto can boss around, or it's a no-go
28AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:01
Use the Airi Suzuki connection and get someone like Masayoshi Oishi
29AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:01
They're testing new songwriters out on the OGs first
If it goes well, maybe they'll bring them to the current members too
31AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:03
Like, what happens to the whole organization if Tsunku♂ and Yasushi Akimoto died this week?
How long is that group even supposed to keep going?
34AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:05
A neighborhood Chinese diner with a handful of tasty staples beats one with a 500-item menu, right?
38AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:09
Re: #34
That's exactly it — Hello! Project has fallen off compared to the old days because the head chefs, Tsunku and co., are cooking bad food now
39AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:10
I'd love for them to keep reaching out to people like 2018-era n-buna — already successful but not fully 'sold out' commercially
Misaki Base, who's written a few songs for Rosy, feels like a genuinely good pick for once
45AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:15
Re: #39
Didn't get it at the time, but looking back, having n-buna write for them is actually pretty amazing
40AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:10
Even going outside, it'll just be a crap song anyway
42AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:12
Can anyone actually prove song quality makes a clear difference in sales?
43AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:14
Re: #42
Sales come down to how motivated the people inside the 'village' are
Making outsiders think 'that village isn't so bad' matters in the long run (村 = "the village," slang for the closed insider circle)
48AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:16
Re: #42
Since the 6th generation it's been nothing but crap songs, so right now it's not selling
46AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:16
Even opening the door wider, the truth is there just aren't many people on the level of Hoshibe Takui or Tsunku
53AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:25
Re: #46
That's just an excuse from someone who only looks inside the village
Plenty of songwriters are blowing up lately in the idol scene — Tamaya, Yamamoto Sho, Medansy, and more
49AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:18
Re: #48
'Crap song' is just whatever you personally feel like calling it
51AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:22
Re: #49
Fair
Not selling is a plain fact, but is there even a great song in there?
50AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:22
They can't make the latest trendy sweets
all they can turn out is old-fashioned dango
so just hire someone who can actually make sweets
57AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:26
Re: #50
That's a pretty good analogy
56AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:26
What's wrong with a dango shop just continuing to make dango?
As long as there are customers who want that, it's fine to keep going modestly for the long haul
61AnonymousOct 30, 2026 21:28
Re: #56
If the dango-eating population shrinks, it's a slow bleed
Even in real life, young people drifting away from rice is a thing

Background and Key Points of the Debate

Hello! Project’s songs have long been written primarily by Tsunku♂, the franchise’s founder, along with Hoshibe Takui and other songwriters affiliated with or employed by the management company Up-Front. Because copyright royalties flow back to the songwriter even when a track is performed live, the more the company relies on in-house writers, the larger its own cut tends to be. The thread’s disagreement centered on whether this structural incentive, or simply the fact that few songwriters are capable of writing hits, is the real reason behind the stagnation. No objective data on the correlation between song quality and sales was presented in the thread, and how far efforts to bring in new songwriters like n-buna have actually gone remains unclear from this article alone.

※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Why doesn’t Hello! Project rely on outside composers more?“

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