Comedian Koyabu Chitoyo Rejects Calls to Scrap the Danjiri Festival — 5ch: “If People Who Want to Do It Die, That’s Fine”

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Comedian Chitoyo Koyabu set off a 5ch thread after saying of the danjiri festival — which has seen fatal and injury accidents — that “whoever’s saying to scrap it is an idiot, something’s wrong in their head.” The thread grew to over 150 replies as posters split sharply between defending a tradition that traces back to the Edo-era Genroku period and arguing that, given the deaths involved, some kind of reform or regulation is overdue. The debate ranged from personal freedom to participate, to local government permits, to comparisons with traffic deaths and other festivals — and never reached a consensus.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:39
Quote: 'This is something all kinds of people have kept alive for 300 years since the Edo-era Genroku period, and here comes some punk who was practically born yesterday, running his mouth like he knows it all just from poking around on his smartphone — don't talk so big, you moron.' That's apparently what he said.
11AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:45
If some runaway float went rampaging on its own and ran someone over, that'd be one thing, but if someone who wants to do it ends up dying because they wanted to, well, that's fine isn't it.
15AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:46
Re: #11
By that logic though, weed and meth would be fine too as long as you're only doing it to yourself.
19AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:49
Re: #15
Why'd you jump straight to illegal drugs? If anything the comparison would be booze and cigarettes.
22AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:50
People dying is kind of the whole point to begin with — it's just one of those strange customs.
25AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:51
Re: #22
Modern society doesn't need black magic either. A festival where people die like that isn't necessary. 99% of Japan's festivals don't kill anyone.
27AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:52
That's like saying 'tens of thousands of people die in traffic accidents every year, so ban cars!'
31AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:53
Re: #27
That's totally different lol
37AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:53
Re: #27
That's exactly why the rules keep getting tightened bit by bit — even if they're nowhere near keeping up. The problem with danjiri is that it's lawless.
34AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:53
I'm curious whether everyone involved is really there because they personally want to be, and how the costs of running it get covered. If it's just the people who want to do it, fine — but there are also stories floating around about people getting frozen out if they refuse, or being forced to pay money.
38AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:54
Re: #34
Seems likely young men get frozen out if they don't join in — it's a rural area after all.
45AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:56
People dying in accidents is an everyday thing, so it's funny that only festivals get bashed for it lol
46AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:56
Re: #45
Is it really only festivals, though?
48AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:57
If the person themselves wants to do it, isn't that fine? People living along the danjiri route know about it and live there anyway. It's not bothering anyone who's unaware.
71AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:03
As a local, honestly I kind of wish they'd scrap the Aomori Nebuta Festival too.

The carrying looks lame, the costumes are lame, the shouting is lame.

And shutting down the national highway for it is the worst.
77AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:07
Re: #71
You don't *carry* Nebuta floats, idiot.
149AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:27
Re: #71
'Crow from Nanbu' lol [translator's note: a local jab implying the poster is from the rival Nanbu region of Aomori, not the Nebuta-hosting area, and so has no standing to criticize it]
79AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:08
Were they really hauling it around at that speed back in the Genroku era?
124AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:21
Re: #79
There's no way it could've gone that fast in an era without paved roads. Apparently it was originally pulled at a much gentler pace, and the real origin is something silly like rival local groups using the festival as an excuse to ram into each other when they crossed paths.
85AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:11
It's so typically Japanese how outsiders with nothing to do with it start complaining like this.
88AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:11
Re: #85
It's weirder how idiots always slap 'uniquely Japanese' on everything — this happens all over the world, in every era.
91AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:13
Re: #85
'Shut up if you're not involved' — sounds like something a politician would say.
100AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:14
Re: #85
Both Japanese and foreigners alike love nitpicking other countries' customs.
104AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:16
Offering up a slab of flesh to the gods — does that go over great in Osaka?
111AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:17
Re: #104
Even in the Osaka districts that run danjiri, most of them pull the float slowly at a walking pace.
107AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:17
*Note: the festival itself is old, but hauling the floats around at life-threatening speeds to show off is actually a fairly recent thing — it only started once roads got properly paved during the postwar high-growth era.
109AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:17
Plenty of culture has disappeared over time that people without smartphones never got to mouth off about. Actually, hasn't most of it already disappeared? It's normal for outdated culture to get phased out.
114AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:18
Re: #109
How do you even decide whether a culture is 'outdated' or not?
128AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:23
But taking that logic to its extreme, it'd also be fine to ride a motorcycle without a helmet or skip the seatbelt. I'm not saying scrap it, but at least put safety measures in place.
133AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:24
Re: #128
Yeah, that's the balanced, realistic, grown-up take on this.
137AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:25
Re: #128
Speed needs to be strictly limited since it endangers people around you. Helmets and seatbelts only put the person themselves at risk, so do what you want there.

Background and Key Points of This Debate

Danjiri are festival floats that have been handed down since the Edo period in various regions, with those from Kishiwada and other parts of southern Osaka Prefecture especially well known — and the fatal and injury accidents during the float-hauling have repeatedly made the news. What split the thread was where to draw the line: is this a matter of personal responsibility for the participants themselves, or does it require ensuring public safety for nearby residents and bystanders too? One post claimed that hauling the floats at high speed only became common after roads were paved during Japan’s postwar high-growth era, but this circulated without a clear source, so it should be read with caution rather than taken as settled fact. No verified information was offered in the thread either way about whether participation is truly voluntary or whether money is collected under pressure.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Fair Point] Koyabu: “Whoever’s saying to scrap danjiri is an idiot, something’s wrong in their head”.”

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