Jiro Sato Sticks to His Diet and Exercise, Still Gains 0.1kg: ‘Sorry, I’m So Shocked I Can’t Even Think of a Comparison’

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Actor Jiro Sato (57) posted on X on the 19th, revealing that despite three straight days of dieting and exercise, his weight had actually gone up by 0.1kg. In the post he wrote, “Sorry, I’m so shocked I can’t even think of anything to compare it to,” expressing his frustration that his efforts weren’t reflected in the numbers. Reactions on 5ch were split, with some pointing out that this falls well within normal weight fluctuation, while others responded coolly, citing his past roles and behavior.

September 19, 2026, 1:21 PM

Actor Jiro Sato (57) posted on X on the 19th, reporting a shocking turn of events.

Sato wrote, “Personally, I’d kept up both dieting and exercise successfully for three days straight, so when my weight went up by 0.1kg, the shock was so big that — sorry, it’s so shocking I can’t even come up with a comparison” — expressing his frustration at facing the reality of a slight weight gain despite his self-restraint.

Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

What people said

2AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:00
No talk about 'Bayside Shakedown' allowed
3AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:01
In a way he's whinier than Ai Hashimoto
Clingy, sticky, endless self-referential rambling
4AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:01
This old guy is way too much of an attention-seeker
6AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:02
You never need to appear in the media again, thanks for your service
8AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:03
If you're over 80kg, a 2kg swing from water weight alone is just margin of error
9AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:03
That's where you're supposed to say, 'Ohh~ patience, patience!' (his own catchphrase)
10AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:03
Ohhhh, shocked, shocked (not actually shocked)
15AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:04
Re: #1
While secretly losing it inside from the passive mood he's putting off…
    /⌒Y⌒\    uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
   /       \ uh-huh uh-huh riiight, yeah
  /     ∧    ∧  uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
  |  从(( ))从  | uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
  V /  ノ  ヽ  V / there there, there there, yeah yeah
 (^Y  ´ ̄ |  ̄`  Y^) uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
  V   ノ ヽ_ノ ヽ   V
  |  (/ ̄\)  | Patience! Patience!
  |  ꓽꓽ.    .ꓽꓽ  |
  >ーヽꓽꓽꓽꓽꓽ:ノー<
  |    |  ̄ |    |
  | |  |  ̄ ̄.|  | |
16AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:05
A lot of actors who came up through theater troupes are pretty immature, huh
20AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:06
Did he finally snap? Nothing good ever comes from getting involved with Fuji TV
22AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:07
Why does his agency just let this slide?
23AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:07
Does every little thing like this really need to become a news article?
26AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:07
No other celebrity uses X like this
How much attention does this guy need?
31AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:09
Expect zero results even after sticking with it seriously for 3 months
33AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:10
What you're lacking is… that's right!
Passion! Ideology! Principles! Intellect! Grace! Elegance! Diligence!!
And above all… you lack patience!!!
38AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:11
Re: #1
What is this guy
even talking about?!!!!!!!!!!!!
40AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:12
If anything, has he ever actually shown patience even once?
44AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:12
HAAAAAAAH!!!
Patience, patience!
46AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:12
Opened the thread and it was some utterly pointless content
47AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:12
There's a lameness to this that reminds me of Nagisa Watanabe (a TV announcer known for attention-grabbing scandals)
49AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:13
He had a way bigger role in Bayside Shakedown than I expected
61AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:17
Re: #49
The Bayside Shakedown movies
are unpopular with younger viewers, which says it all
Feel bad for Oda though (lead actor Yuji Oda)
52AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:15
Huh?? 0.1kg is just water weight and whatever he ate
What is with this guy
53AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:16
At first, support for Jiro Sato was overwhelming,
but after making a fool of himself on social media, it's now split fifty-fifty
60AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:17
Re: #53
Fifty-fifty? lol
Barely anyone supports him at this point lol
63AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:18
90% of people who say they can't lose weight are just overeating
100AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:35
Re: #63
True
That, and lack of sleep
93AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:29
Didn't he quit X?

Background and Discussion Points

A weight change of around 0.1kg is generally considered well within the margin of error caused by water retention or a recent meal, and many commenters pointed this out. Jiro Sato is known for his usual style of turning his daily life into material on social media and variety shows, and some saw this post as simply more of the same, while many others felt his overly dramatic phrasing came across as “exaggerated” or “attention-seeking.” Sympathetic reactions were dominant at first, but opinions later split following his subsequent posts, reflecting a broader divide over how celebrities’ social media output should be received.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Jiro Sato Opens Up: “Sorry, I’m So Shocked I Can’t Even Think of a Comparison”.”

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