Man Posts “I’m a Girl, at Tsurumai Park Right Now” — 5ch’s Verdict: “Suspiciously Timed, Middle-Aged Man”

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The story

On 5channel’s “Live News (Anything Goes)” board, someone posted a photo from Tsurumai Park in Nagoya with the caption “I’m a girl, at Tsurumai Park right now.” Skepticism about the poster’s claimed gender quickly poured in, with commenters mockingly declaring it “the usual middle-aged man” — and the original poster fired back at each jab individually. The conversation eventually drifted into local trivia: Tsurumai Park’s heyday as a Pokémon GO hotspot, and how the once-beloved “strawberry bread” shop had closed and turned into a udon restaurant. What started as an unverifiable self-declaration turned into a thread with that distinctive “nanG” blend of teasing and hometown chatter.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:35
How's it going
2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:36
Made it all the way to Tempaku — let's hit Sports Challenge (an arcade/sports facility chain)
6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:37
Re: #2
Not going, but thanks
3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:36
Is there some kind of festival happening?
5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:37
Suspiciously timed middle-aged man, as always
10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:38
Re: #5
That's you, buddy, as always
7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:37
Re: #3
Pokémon GO
11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:38
Re: #7
Wasn't this place a Pokémon GO hotspot? Anyone still play there?
13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:38
Re: #11
Way fewer than the peak, but there's still a decent crowd
14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:38
Let's do it again, like at Sekigahara (mixing in old-fashioned Nagoya dialect)
16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:39
Re: #14
What's this guy even talking about
31AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:43
The thread title sounds fun but the replies are looking pretty dull
36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:44
Re: #31
Hey, cut it out lol
38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:44
Re: #31
You're the dull one
39AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:45
Nagoya's great — the only park I know is one I haven't visited in ages
44AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:45
Re: #39
You should come check it out
48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:45
Didn't Tsurumai Park get a food court and cafes built in? Just remembered that
56AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:47
Re: #48
The strawberry bread place went under
60AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:48
How many shiny-colored ones did you manage to get?
67AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:49
Re: #60
Got 4 shinies
80AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:51
Re: #67 lol, sounds like you didn't even play that much
Though I guess it wasn't really worth going hard on anyway
83AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:52
Re: #80
Ran out of battery, only got an hour in
77AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:51
Re: #72
But it's 700 yen, right?
Don't you think that's a little steep?
81AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:52
Re: #77
Not really
128AnonymousSep 12, 2026 19:09
My guess: OP's 27, looks maybe a 6.6 out of 10 — how'd I do?
133AnonymousSep 12, 2026 19:12
Re: #128
Nah, ranked 30th, in their 50s
129AnonymousSep 12, 2026 19:09
Re: #123
Funniest thing I've seen all year, gonna follow you now
130AnonymousSep 12, 2026 19:10
Re: #129
Your 2026 is gonna suck
138AnonymousSep 12, 2026 19:13
Re: #137
Was hoping for a slightly more serious answer
139AnonymousSep 12, 2026 19:13
Re: #138
I am being serious

Background and Key Points of This Topic

Tsurumai Park, located in Nagoya’s Showa Ward, was once nationally famous as a spot where rare Pokémon spawned in Pokémon GO, drawing large crowds of players during in-game events. The thread reflects this history, with users noting that the crowds are “smaller than the peak, but people are still there,” suggesting the park’s former buzz has faded but not disappeared. That said, the thread’s real focus wasn’t the park itself but the teasing over whether the poster’s claim of being a “woman” was true — following the classic “doubt first” pattern typical of this board. The poster’s actual gender and age can’t be confirmed from the thread, and it’s worth noting the whole exchange is really just the stylized back-and-forth typical of an anonymous message board.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Live News, Anything Goes board) thread “[Photo] I’m a girl, at Tsurumai Park right now lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.”

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