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  • ¥300 Million Monument: Speaker Kurauchi Says ‘It Will Be Appreciated in the Future’ — Kengo Kuma Collaborated

    A roughly ¥300 million monument called the “One Health Carbon Gate,” built in Chikugo City, Fukuoka Prefecture with the cooperation of architect Kengo Kuma, has sparked heated debate on 5ch following an Asahi Shimbun report. Assembly Speaker Kurauchi said the monument “will be appreciated in the future,” but thread posters repeatedly questioned whether the construction cost was justified and raised concerns about maintenance expenses.

    ¥300 Million Monument: Speaker Kurauchi Says “It Will Be Appreciated in the Future” — Kengo Kuma Collaborated [Fukuoka Prefecture]: Asahi Shimbun

    August 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

    Paid article — Ryo Sasaki

    Source: asahi.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:20
    Any excuse to hire Kengo Kuma, huh.
    No doubt about it.
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:28
    Re: #2
    It's Kuma everywhere you look, literally (a pun: 隈なく/kumanaku means "thoroughly, everywhere," playing on the "Kuma" in his name).
    194AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:35
    Re: #2
    You know his buildings are designed so you can't get any repairs done without going through his own firm, right?
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:21
    Guaranteed to keep raking in maintenance fees for years to come, huh.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    It'll rot away within three years, guaranteed.
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:39
    Re: #7
    Uh, it's already in its 4th year though?
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:28
    I don't get what's so great about Kengo Kuma.
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:30
    Re: #28
    He gets to keep skimming off the ongoing maintenance costs.
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:33
    And it's needlessly made of carbon fiber, too.
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:35
    Re: #45
    Wait, it's NOT made of wood?!
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:34
    https://www.asahicom.jp/imgopt/img/95697e0a31/hd640/AS20260821002969.jpg
    The One Health Carbon Gate, built at a cost of about ¥280 million — Chikugo City, Fukuoka Prefecture
    102AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Re: #47
    So THIS is what ¥300 million buys.
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Re: #47
    Looks like about ¥30 million worth to me.
    They're skimming so much it's almost impressive.
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:58
    Re: #47
    Why not just slap a gold plaque on it that says "¥280 Million Monument by Kengo Kuma"?
    I'll even chip in about ¥5 million for it.
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:42
    Of all people, Kengo Kuma? It's guaranteed to rot and collapse within ten years.
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:47
    Re: #71
    That's what you'd think, right?
    But this one's even worse.
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:49
    Kengo Kuma again?
    There's gotta be some kind of racket going on with these guys.
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:53
    Re: #90
    He's got a track record, so everyone knows what they're getting and it's easy to work with him.
    Track record of what, you ask?
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:58
    Since it's carbon fiber, it probably won't rot away anytime soon, but
    it's painted, so after a while they'll rack up costs repainting it (´・ω・`)
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    Re: #110
    Since it's painted, I'm skeptical it's actually carbon fiber.
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:00
    Re: #103
    Stuff like this factors in "idle time" costs for the periods with no work coming in, so of course it's pricier.
    If you've got a problem with it, you could've just started your own company and bid lower.
    That's about the intellectual ceiling of the "it's all skimming" crowd 😩
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    Re: #115
    Well, what's built is built, so how about we put up a plaque listing:
    the cost paid from taxes,
    who decided to place the order,
    and the representative of the company that got the contract.
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    My city has a Kengo Kuma building too,
    and it's notoriously unpopular because it's such a pain to actually use.
    126AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:05
    Re: #124
    Fun fact: Kengo Kuma actually lost the competition for his own hometown Kamakura's new city hall building.
    132AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:10
    Kengo Kuma again lol
    Pick your jobs more carefully, man.
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Re: #132
    What if "Kengo Kuma the architect" doesn't actually exist, and it's just a public front name for the government to embezzle money?
    137AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    "One Health" is the magic word.
    146AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:16
    This isn't about future value — it's about whether the construction cost is reasonable.
    If it's reasonable, there's nothing to fear.
    156AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:19
    Re: #146
    They set a budget estimate and put it out for bid, so of course it's "reasonable."
    And since the amount would've needed assembly approval to contract, who exactly is supposed to be afraid here?
    152AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:18
    A playground structure like this would run about ¥500,000 to ¥1 million.
    171AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:26
    This… actually looks like it could be a decent thrill, not bad.

    You can walk through it, right?
    204AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:43
    Kengo Kuma, the disaster incarnate.
    207AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:47
    Re: #204
    Who even is this guy? His name keeps popping up everywhere —
    the Expo, some regional city hall…
    Is he like a big shot in the construction world or something?

    Background and Key Points

    Kengo Kuma is Japan’s most prominent contemporary architect, known internationally for the wood-and-organic-material aesthetic of projects like the Japan National Stadium (2020 Olympics) and V&A Dundee. That reputation is why his name recurs across Japanese public projects, from World Expo pavilions to municipal buildings — local governments treat a Kuma-designed structure as a branding win, a way to signal design credibility for a relatively modest architectural fee. The “One Health” concept in the gate’s name refers to a public health framework, popular in Japanese local government messaging, that links human, animal, and environmental health; Chikugo City has promoted it as a civic theme, which is the stated rationale for commissioning a landmark structure at all. Fukuoka Prefecture assembly budgets for such symbolic public works are approved through prefectural assembly votes, meaning the roughly ¥300 million (about $2 million) figure was disclosed and authorized in advance, not a hidden overrun.

    The thread’s actual disagreement was not over Kuma’s involvement itself but over value for money: whether the finished carbon-fiber gate looks like it cost anywhere near ¥280 million, with posters comparing it unfavorably to inexpensive playground equipment, versus a smaller group arguing that competitive bidding and idle-capacity costs baked into public contracts make the price defensible on paper.

    What the thread never engages with is that “reasonable per the bid process” and “good use of public funds” are separate questions — a budget being procedurally approved doesn’t resolve whether the chosen design concept was worth funding in the first place. Also unaddressed: ongoing maintenance liability for painted carbon fiber in outdoor conditions is a real recurring cost, not just cynical speculation about “skimming.”

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Fukuoka Prefectural Assembly] ¥300 Million Monument: Speaker Kurauchi Says ‘It Will Be Appreciated in the Future’ — Kengo Kuma Collaborated”.

  • Weighs Faster Rate Hikes as Markets Eye 2%: The Heavy Burden of Averting a Yen and Rate Shock

    Reports that the Bank of Japan is exploring an additional rate hike in September or October split opinion on a 5ch thread over the appropriate interest rate level and its side effects. Some called for rates as high as Turkey’s, while the discussion also spread to the impact on people with variable-rate mortgages, Governor Ueda’s remaining term, and the funding problem facing the Takaichi administration.

    The Bank of Japan is considering accelerating the pace of its rate hikes. It has raised the policy rate roughly once every six months, but is now exploring an additional hike in September or October without much gap since the previous hike in June. If the BOJ falls behind on tackling inflation, pressure for renewed yen depreciation and rising rates could intensify again, so markets are closely watching a string of remarks from BOJ officials starting this week.

    Raising rates faster than “once every six months”

    “If we don’t accelerate the pace of rate hikes, prices will overshoot and it will be a major drag on the economy,” “Shortening the six-month interval…” (continues in the paid version, 1,731 characters remaining)

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:17
    Japan, a developing country these days, would actually hit the right balance by raising rates to Turkish levels.
    193AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:29
    Re: #4
    You don't even need to go as high as Turkey — just hiking to 3-4% would trigger a yen-carry-trade unwind, send the yen sharply higher, and wreck the global economy.
    199AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:31
    Re: #4
    Not a "developing" country — a "declining" one. There's nowhere left to go but down.
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:18
    Before raising rates,
    they need to bring in progressive taxation on interest income —
    otherwise we'll get a massive surge of rich people living off interest income without ever working.

    Hurry up and introduce progressive interest taxation.
    173AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:16
    Re: #5
    The people earning that interest either worked hard or saved hard — it's one of the two, lol.

    Why is it a problem if there's a gap?
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:21
    Hurry up and raise rates already
    and send everyone with a variable-rate mortgage straight to hell.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:25
    Re: #9
    Then let's revise the Land and House Lease Law too, and jack up rent freely as well, lol
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:42
    Re: #9
    That's pretty short-sighted, lol
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:47
    If rate hikes alone were enough to keep a currency stable, the Turkish lira wouldn't exist.

    The Strait of Hormuz and the Red Sea look shaky,
    plus a big fight with China —

    here comes the "Takaichi risk."
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #65
    They need to cut ties with China ASAP
    or we'll just get dragged into it.
    There's less than a month of grace period left,
    and yet everyone's still acting so laid-back about it.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:49
    Worthless NEET investors just don't want stock prices to fall.
    Ordinary people rent — these days the only ones taking out mortgages
    are geezers in their late 50s.
    Anyone younger than the Ice Age generation isn't taking out mortgages,
    because they have no income.
    The only people a rate hike actually hurts are worthless NEET investors watching their stocks drop and geezers in their late 50s.
    133AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:46
    Re: #68
    No idea where you're getting your sample from, but that's pretty unusual.
    Even I — smack in the middle of the Ice Age generation, class of '99 — was able to freely take out a mortgage, variable or fixed, over ten years ago.
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:53
    Ueda's got about a year and a half left in his term.
    He probably just wants to run out the clock and dump this on his successor.
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #74
    Ueda won't be able to run from it. Next year things are going to get rough worldwide.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    Hurry up and raise rates, and show us just how weak the yen becomes once there's no interest rate gap left.
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:56
    Re: #75
    Well, I think they'll probably have to cut rates again soon anyway, but for now, the global average inflation rate is apparently around 3%, so they need to get rates to at least 3%.
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    With US nominal GDP growth around 6%,
    the Treasury yield sits at 4.25%.
    For the BOJ to aim for 4.25%,
    Japan's nominal growth would need to climb into the 6% range too.
    At that level of nominal growth, the yen would almost certainly be trading in the 180s,
    but since US rates move with the US economy, and the exchange rate moves with them,
    it ultimately all comes down to US nominal growth.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:16
    If they actually raise rates, mortgage holders will go bankrupt and companies will go under too.
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:21
    Re: #101
    We can't keep protecting even the wealthy who can afford a home loan at today's super-inflated prices.
    And any tiny business that collapses just from the policy rate going back to around 2% wasn't needed anyway.
    Once the number of businesses consolidates to a certain scale, the labor shortage eases too.
    120AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:33
    Re: #101
    Manufacturing jobs will shrink?
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:35
    Re: #101
    Can't be bothered looking out for people with that naive a mindset.
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:23
    Well, but looking at the current inflation rate alone, it's not really high enough to justify a hike, so it's a tricky call.
    Actually, what side effects come from keeping just the policy rate low, given that mortgages are tied to it?
    Mainly that it risks accelerating inflation through that channel? And also causing an overall overweighting toward housing investment?
    119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:32
    Re: #110
    They're keeping rates low precisely because they're fine with inflation running higher, so that's not really a "side effect."
    141AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:54
    Re: #110
    Bessent is half-furious and pressuring the BOJ, so they have no choice but to hike.
    The BOJ couldn't care less
    about people with variable-rate mortgages.
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:52
    This is a textbook example of what happens when you keep rates low during normal times, even though you need room to cut them to avert and deal with a crisis when something actually happens.
    142AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:54
    Re: #139
    But if that ends up causing a recession on its own, that's putting the cart before the horse…
    147AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:58
    Re: #139
    During COVID, Japan was the only one already stuck at negative rates, couldn't deploy any economic policy, and ended up the sole loser.
    143AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Hike 0.75 points, then cut 0.25 in October.
    Show everyone at home and abroad that the overly cautious BOJ can actually act.
    On the currency front too, if the BOJ shows the guts to take the initiative, the trend could shift away from one-sided yen selling.
    169AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:15
    Re: #143
    Right, this is exactly the moment that kind of move is needed.
    The question is whether Ueda, a timid academic, can actually make that call.
    The market has already seen through the pattern of dragging out 0.25-point increments over a long time,
    so Japan needs to show real resolve.
    191AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:27
    Re: #169
    If they do what Re: #143 says and it triggers a chain of bankruptcies piling up bad, non-performing loans, there's no undoing that.
    164AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Just keep selling US Treasuries and it'll sort itself out. Are you an idiot?
    175AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:18
    Re: #164
    Understand that's not something you can do from the position of a colony.
    And on top of that, the person running the other side is no ordinary man.
    166AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:13
    America is the reason we've got worldwide inflation in the first place — why isn't anyone angry at America?
    171AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:15
    Re: #166
    Asia especially is in bad shape —
    oil costs there run higher than the market rate.
    200AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:32
    The Takaichi administration needs 10 trillion yen to fund aggressive fiscal spending plus a consumption tax cut — what are they going to do?
    If it's financed with deficit bonds, that'll only accelerate the yen's decline further.
    204AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:34
    Re: #200
    That's why taxing interest income works fine.

    It would bring in a staggering amount of tax revenue.

    Interest income is unearned income to begin with,
    so no matter how much you tax it,
    it won't reduce anyone's motivation to work.
    205AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:34
    Re: #200
    There's no such theory.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s benchmark rate spent nearly a decade at zero or below before the Bank of Japan finally exited negative rates in March 2024; since then it has moved in cautious quarter-point steps to around 0.5%, still far below the near-zero-to-4%+ range seen in the US and Europe. That gap is what fuels the yen-carry trade the thread keeps circling back to: investors borrow cheap yen to buy higher-yielding foreign assets, and any sudden BOJ move risks unwinding that trade violently, as happened in August 2024 when a single quarter-point hike briefly crashed global markets. It also matters that roughly seven in ten Japanese mortgage holders use variable rates tied to banks’ short-term prime rate, which moves in lockstep with BOJ policy — unlike in the US, where most mortgages are long-term fixed, a Japanese rate hike hits homeowners’ monthly payments almost immediately.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t hike-or-no-hike — almost everyone assumes a hike is coming — it’s whether the side effects (mortgage defaults, small-business failures, a possible carry-trade unwind) are an acceptable cost of finally taming inflation, versus whether the BOJ is just late to a problem it should have addressed years ago.

    What’s likely to trip up outside readers is the Turkey comparison: raising rates doesn’t mechanically strengthen a currency, since Turkey’s lira kept falling for years despite extremely high rates because investors didn’t trust the central bank’s credibility — a dynamic distinct from Japan’s. Also unmentioned is that Japan already taxes interest income at a flat 20.315% “separate taxation” rate, so the poster demanding a new progressive tax is proposing a change to an existing system, not introducing taxation from scratch.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[BOJ] Weighs Faster Rate Hikes as Markets Eye 2%: The Heavy Burden of Averting a Yen and Rate Shock.”

  • Hanshin Beats DeNA, Drops Them to 3rd Straight Loss — 5ch: ‘No Central League Batter Can Hit 161 km/h’

    Hanshin beat DeNA 5-3 in their August 23 matchup, dropping DeNA to a third straight loss.

    Closer Kudo’s pitch speed reaching 161-163 km/h (about 100-101 mph) became a huge talking point on 5ch, with comments pouring in like “batters have never seen speed like that.” After the game, debate also heated up over the bullpen management and how Yuasa and Iwasaki were used.

    Hanshin 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 5 |5

    DeNA 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 |3

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:40
    Re: #1
    Who even is Kudo? That pitch speed is ridiculous, LOL
    That's basically radar-gun-breaking speed.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:04
    Re: #8

    https://ul.h3z.jp/67AFLGX7.jpg
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:41
    161 km/h? No Central League batter can hit that.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:42
    Re: #15
    No way anyone hits that.
    Even by batters' own accounts, that's a speed they've never seen before.
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:43
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:43
    Re: #1
    Top of the 9th, 2 outs.

    Pitchers of record
    Winning pitcher: Hanshin's Iwasaki (3-3, 11 SV)
    Losing pitcher: DeNA's Reynolds (3-1, 10 SV)
    Save: Hanshin's Kudo (3-0, 4 SV)
    134AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:17
    Re: #31
    Rare to see them own up to a mistake.
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:45
    It's been ages since Hanshin was actually weak, but losing to them still pisses me off.
    131AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:16
    Re: #39
    Quit making excuses and go take a bath.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:46
    Hanshin's middle relief — Kinoshita, Oikawa, Yuasa — is rough right now.
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:53
    Re: #49
    Kinoshita's about what you'd expect — he's always had a high batting average against and just barely holds it together.
    Oikawa's about what you'd expect too, he's nowhere near full form yet.
    Yuasa's about what you'd expect, and so is Zaki.
    Pretty much matches their stats.
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:49
    Glad we won, but I really can't get behind giving Iwasaki the win —
    feel bad for Haruto, LOL ("kawauso," net slang punning on kawaisou, "poor guy")
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Re: #57
    Take your complaints to Fujikawa for using Yuasa.
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:49
    Kyuji's awful bullpen calls in the 8th nearly cost us the game.
    Pinch hitter Kina, LOL — one-run game and he brings in Yuasa, LOL, Iwasaki, LOL
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Re: #60
    In that spot, was there anyone besides pinch hitter Kina?
    I figured it'd be either Fukushima or Kina.
    Before you criticize the strategy — there's no bench depth to pinch hit with…
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:51
    Can't be helped since Takahashi had an accident today, but
    I really do want starters to go at least 6 innings.
    With only 5, you're forced to walk a tightrope.
    Tonight's bottom of the 8th was exactly that.
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:57
    Re: #63
    He was watching from the bench afterward, so it probably wasn't a serious injury.
    In that case, I wish he'd volunteered to push through to the 6th.
    Also, he'd better pitch next Sunday against the Giants, LOL
    He's already on a protected rotation as it is, and this is a make-or-break stretch for the team.
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:54
    Image
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQZoUBPbQAEc-rJ?format=jpg

    Video
    https://x.com/xqx2026/status/2091487722846478413

    That collision play was scary.
    If it had gone wrong, it could've been a serious neck injury.
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:54
    Kudo came up through the developmental draft (ikusei), right?
    Makes you wonder if no other team had their eye on him.
    102AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:04
    Re: #70
    In his rookie year he topped out at 159 km/h but had terrible control.
    This year he's at 163 — insane improvement in just one year.
    106AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:06
    Honestly, Yuasa's more to blame than Iwasaki here.
    And Fujikawa's more to blame than Yuasa.
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:07
    Re: #106
    If a former catcher works for you, there's a great skipper named Nakatani.
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:07
    It hasn't even been a full season yet, but honestly, hasn't Kudo already surpassed Ishii Daichi?
    118AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:11
    Re: #107
    Embarrassing take, niwaka (bandwagon/casual fan).
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:08
    If he had a good breaking ball that drops,
    Kudo would be the closer.
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Re: #110
    Nah, he throws his forkball a ton —
    about 1 in every 4 pitches.
    And his batting-average-against and strikeout numbers are incredible.
    113AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:10
    They scored 5 runs in the final inning and it still ended 5-3?
    121AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Pitcher usage is also shaped by front-office policy, so blaming the manager alone isn't fair.
    There are cases where it's not that he wants to use them that way.
    127AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:15
    Re: #121
    If it were Aikawa, maybe, but Fujikawa seems to hold full authority.
    132AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:16
    Is there anyone lined up to succeed Fujikawa?
    Whatever happens, I figure he'll step down next year once Satoteru (Sato Teruaki) is gone.
    135AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:19
    Re: #132
    Honestly I kind of think Nakatani would be fine for real.
    142AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:23
    Re: #132
    Doesn't seem like he'd drag it out, and even if he did, resting core players leads to bad results — so next year's a clean cutoff point.
    137AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:20
    Kinoshita – Jingu – Kudo – Doris — if Ishii comes back and slots in here, sticking Yuasa or Iwasaki in between will just look like a weak pitcher the other team can hit.
    160AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:28
    Re: #137
    That's all righties though.
    Severino's been great in August — 5 strikeouts, 0 walks, 1 run allowed, 0.75 WHIP over 4 games — but Fujikawa seems to have it in for him, because he barely gets used.

    Background and Key Points

    The Central League is one of Nippon Professional Baseball’s two circuits, and this matchup pits two of its most storied rivals: the Hanshin Tigers, based at Koshien Stadium and famous for their fervent fanbase, against the Yokohama DeNA BayStars. Kudo’s reported 161-163 km/h (100-101 mph) reading is what anchors the thread — that range sits at the very top of any pitch ever recorded in NPB, on par with the hardest throwers in MLB history, which is why posters kept stressing that no Central League hitter has ever faced anything like it. Notably, Kudo entered NPB through the ikusei (developmental) draft, a secondary draft track for players teams pass over in the regular draft; developmental players earn less and must be converted to a standard NPB contract before they can appear in games, which is why posters found it striking that a pitcher now touching 163 km/h went unclaimed as a rookie topping out at 159.

    The thread wasn’t really divided over Kudo’s speed — that drew near-unanimous awe. The actual split was over bullpen management: whether Iwasaki deserved the win given how shaky the setup work from Yuasa and Kinoshita was, and how much blame belongs to manager Fujikawa Kyuji, himself a former star closer, versus front-office-mandated usage patterns.

    What outside readers may miss is that raw velocity isn’t the same as dominance — posters noted Kudo leans heavily on a forkball (roughly one in four pitches) rather than pure fastballs, and that his effectiveness owes as much to that secondary pitch as to the radar-gun number driving the hype.

    *This article is an excerpt/summary based on the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Central League DB 3-5 T [8/23] Hanshin’s winning streak continues, Morishita’s go-ahead RBI hit (4-for-4, 2 RBI), Sato Teruaki 4 hits, DeNA strands 11, 3rd straight loss.”

  • me:I’s Agency Files Disclosure Request Against Online Slanderer, Hello! Project Fans Say ‘UP-FRONT Should Too’

    LAPONE, the agency behind idol group me:I, filed a request to disclose the identity of someone who posted defamatory content about the group online — and it’s become a hot topic on Hello! Project fan message boards.

    Fans have been flooding the thread with calls for UP-FRONT, which manages Hello! Project, to take the same action. The discussion also touched on specific accounts seen as the worst offenders for slander, and on how much compensation such a disclosure request could realistically bring in.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:29
    Please do it.
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:31
    Wouldn't be surprised if someone from the agency itself posts on the Wolf board (a notorious anonymous idol-gossip forum) too.
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:31
    Hello!'s complaint accounts (anonymous 'venting' accounts on Twitter/X) can go to hell too.
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:01
    Re: #3
    Haven't seen many complaint accounts around lately, have you?
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:33
    Before that, quit stirring up conflicts with members that get them to leave the group.
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:35
    There are some seriously creepy people on the Wolf board.
    If they come off that creepy just from their posts online, they must be way worse in real life…
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:39
    UP-FRONT should at least disclose 'Asahi Geezer' (a notorious poster nicknamed for his Asahi Net address)
    He's behind like 90% of the slander against Hello! Project members.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:46
    Exactly.
    If you're gonna drop nasty borderline put-downs, just stay holed up on 5ch.
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:48
    I want UP-FRONT to at least take action against the ones whose real names and addresses are already known.
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:48
    Well, if it's just someone spamming posts on the Wolf board where the agency can't see it, I guess that's… whatever.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:27
    Re: #18
    That'd be fine, but there are idiots who play self-appointed pundit — dragging stuff that would've stayed buried on the Wolf board out into the open on X just to make a big public statement about their feelings.
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:49
    If you're really just venting, 2ch is more than enough — they just can't quit the rush of racking up likes.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:49
    I wish they'd done this back when Ran was still in the group.
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:50
    Re: #20
    Already contacted UP-FRONT!
    Expect a response any minute now!
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:54
    Disclose the person behind 'Hello! Project Update' too!
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:55
    Apparently a disclosure order came down on the 21st.
    Supposedly it covers anonymous accounts too.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:00
    Lawyers are having a field day with the disclosure-request business these days, so I bet UP-FRONT jumps in too.
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:01
    The amount of slander doesn't even match how popular they are.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:02
    I'll pay a reward to whoever identifies the 'ASAHI Net' guy.
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:09
    Aren't these damn antis getting way too cocky?
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:14
    For content infringement, if you contest the damages basis, it usually nets just a few tens of thousands of yen.
    Defamation can go up to 3 million yen, but realistically it'll land around 300,000.
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:20
    In Hello! Project's case, the ones slandering Hello! Project are none other than UP-FRONT's own people, so nobody's getting punished.
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:23
    Hello! Project doesn't even need to file disclosure requests — everyone already knows it's the Hello! fans themselves slandering the members lol
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:42
    Re: #49
    Never seen that.
    That's all in your head.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:11
    Re: #57
    There are plenty of accounts — basically walking bundles of approval-seeking — who 'worry' about the slander on the Wolf board while unwittingly helping spread it further by bringing it up on X lol
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:09
    This kind of trigger-happy management just ends up treated like a hot potato and loses fans.
    Same way a tattletale gets frozen out by everyone.
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:27
    Re: #66
    What are you talking about, everyone does this nowadays.

    Background and Key Points

    LAPONE is the talent agency (a joint venture between Yoshimoto Kogyo and Korea’s JYP Entertainment) that produced me:I through the 2022–23 survival show “Produce 101 Japan The Girls.” Hello! Project, by contrast, is UP-FRONT’s much older idol franchise, built around Morning Musume since 1997 and encompassing over a dozen groups across nearly three decades — long enough to have accumulated a correspondingly deep well of message-board rumor and member-related scandal. Disclosure requests (発信者情報開示請求) compel a platform or ISP to hand over an anonymous poster’s identifying information so the target can pursue defamation damages; a 2022 revision to Japan’s Provider Liability Limitation Act streamlined this into a single non-litigious court procedure, which is part of why agencies have gotten faster and more willing to file them.

    The thread didn’t converge on “UP-FRONT should sue” so much as split over whether Hello! Project’s slander problem is even what it appears to be — several posters (43, 46, 68) argued the loudest “concerned” accounts and even some slander itself originate from within the fandom or agency-adjacent circles, not outside antagonists, which undercuts the idea that disclosure requests would target a clean enemy.

    What’s likely to be missed: a disclosure request doesn’t equal a payout or a public shaming. Post 42’s estimate — a realistic settlement around ¥300,000 rather than the ¥3 million statutory ceiling — is closer to the norm, and legal fees can erode much of that, meaning these filings are often as much a deterrent signal as a moneymaker.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “LAPONE, me:I’s agency, filed a disclosure request against a defamer, so I want UP-FRONT to do it too.”

  • More Farmers Are Shutting Down Unmanned Vegetable Stands — ‘Missing Money’ Losses and Tax Office Rumors

    A growing number of farmers are closing their unmanned vegetable stands, where customers could buy freshly harvested produce. On top of losses where “no matter how many times I count, the money doesn’t add up,” rumors have even spread that “the tax office is moving in.”

    The thread ranged from speculation about who’s responsible, to proposals for switching to coin-locker-style vending machines, to terms describing how thoroughly different industries get taxed, like “kuroyon” and “togosanpin.”

    8/22 (Sat) 8:00

    Daily Shincho

    Being able to buy freshly harvested vegetables is a blessing, but…

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    Those boomer old-timers steal without a second thought, saying it's the stand's own fault for making it 'free to take.'
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:07
    Re: #1
    Crime keeps rising because idiots who believe 'humans are basically good' keep setting these things up.
    Everyone has some evil in their heart.
    These idiots are just handing people a stage to show it off.
    They're the reason there are more criminals now.
    95AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:24
    Re: #8
    The Showa era grew its economy on the belief that people are fundamentally good, you know.
    258AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    Re: #8
    You're misunderstanding what 'people are inherently good' (性善説) actually means. It says everyone is born good but can turn bad due to later influences — it acknowledges the existence of evil too. For the sake of Mencius, who died 2,400 years ago, let me stress that point.
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:08
    The tax office isn't that bored, lol
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:14
    Re: #10
    They go after whoever's easiest to squeeze. They're too incompetent to touch the people raking it in through asset management.
    106AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:26
    Re: #35
    There are whole industries where you just know nobody's filing taxes. Makes you wonder what the tax office is even looking at.
    151AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:37
    Re: #35
    Like tutors raking in serious cash — they start it as a side gig but end up pulling in a lot. Same with housewives listed as dependents. Since it's all private, individual work, there's no paper trail. And it's not just tutoring.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:13
    If you're serious about running this as a business, go with the coin-locker type.
    260AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    Re: #28
    Coin-locker type sounds good. Why doesn't everyone just do that?
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:20
    You can tell just by watching people online — Japanese people's character keeps getting worse.
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:24
    Re: #68
    Even here it's all 'tax evasion' this and 'stop complaining' that — full of insults you can barely stand to read.
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:21
    Even rich people shoplift over small change or skip paying their kids' school lunch fees. Farmers work foreigners like slaves too. Feels like Japanese people as a whole have lost their sense of dignity — or shame.
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    Re: #74
    Enslaving other people was never tied to any sense of shame to begin with — there was no concept of human rights.
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    Re: #1
    Isn't it even questionable whether this is humans doing it at all? Japan's got crows, that bear that's been famous lately, wild boars charging around — plenty of suspects to go around, no?
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:27
    If you're not used to unmanned-stand culture, it's only natural someone might think, 'just take it, and if you feel like it, drop some money in out of the goodness of your heart.'
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:28
    Re: #108
    Someone unfamiliar with it might just assume it's a 'help yourself, free to take' kind of setup.
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:30
    Re: #108
    They really should install security cameras.

    That said, even free bento shops with security cameras have people trying to cheat the system. You see them getting caught all the time in those TV station YouTube clips.
    143AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:35
    >Some people say 'it's foreigners doing this,' but who knows — it might well be locals.

    The old geezers on 5ch always spin things to suit themselves, so this is a preemptive warning, lol. They've got us completely figured out, lol.
    153AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:37
    Re: #143
    They add that disclaimer because otherwise some people lose it. It's just a stock preface — deep down they probably still think it's foreigners.
    184AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:42
    Re: #143
    There are old folks who convince themselves 'it's probably just B-grade stuff, so I don't need to pay.' People on small pensions or without jobs could be stealing too. If you've got a yard, just grow your own — I bought two 100-yen packs of seeds last year, scattered some cucumber seeds in a corner of my yard, and so far I've harvested and eaten three.
    218AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:53
    Just switch to vending machines.
    229AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:56
    Re: #218
    Vending machines have really increased, huh.
    236AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:58
    Re: #218
    The ones near me are coin-locker-type vending machines. No electricity needed either — this is the best option. You can get blemished peaches, 4 for 200 yen, and they're super popular.
    222AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Young people probably don't know this, but there are terms for how well the tax office actually tracks income by occupation: 'kuroyon' (9:6:4) and 'togosanpin' (10:5:3:1). Under kuroyon, 90% of salaried workers' income gets caught, 60% for the self-employed, and 40% for agriculture/forestry/fishing. Under togosanpin, it's 100% for salaried workers, 50% for the self-employed, 30% for agriculture/forestry/fishing, and just 10% for politicians.
    230AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:56
    Re: #222
    Never heard of it. You an old man or something?
    231AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:56
    Re: #222
    Correction:
    ✕ 'gotousanpin'
    ◯ 'togosanpin'
    278AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:07
    Why not just sell them through vending machines — the kind where you put in 200 yen and a clear door pops open.
    286AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:09
    Re: #278
    I heard there are people who force them open, and the repair costs end up being pretty steep.
    287AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:09
    Re: #278
    I don't feel like buying if I can't actually touch the produce. Honestly, this isn't the kind of business worth sinking equipment investment into anyway.

    Background and Key Points

    Unmanned vegetable stands (無人販売所, mujin hanbaijo) are a fixture of rural Japan: a farmer sets out surplus produce by the roadside with a coin box and no attendant, trusting buyers to pay on the honor system. They’ve long been cited abroad as a symbol of Japanese trust and low crime, and several posters explicitly invoke “seizen-setsu” (性善説), the idea that people are fundamentally good — one corrects the popular reading by noting this is a mistranslation of Mencius, who held that people are born good but can be corrupted, not that they stay good regardless of circumstance. The tax terms that come up, “kuroyon” (9:6:4) and “togosanpin” (10:5:3:1), are decades-old shorthand in Japan for how unevenly the tax agency can actually verify income across job types — salaried workers are withheld at the source and nearly fully captured, while cash-based farm income is the hardest category to trace, historically estimated at only 30-40% reported accurately.

    The thread doesn’t converge on who’s actually taking the money — commenters float shoplifting locals, cash-strapped pensioners, and even foreign workers, but no one offers evidence, and several posters call out the reflexive “must be foreigners” framing as bias rather than fact. The more concrete disagreement is over fixes: whether coin-locker-style vending machines (already spreading, and cited as popular even without electricity) solve the problem, versus the risk that people will just pry them open, making the investment questionable for what is a low-margin side business.

    What’s easy to miss is that the “tax office” angle is speculative — no post cites an actual audit or crackdown. It reads as dark humor built on the reputation of togosanpin, i.e., a suspicion that authorities are more likely to chase easily-verifiable farm-stand cash than the frequently-cited “real” money in asset management or under-the-table tutoring.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “More farmers are closing their ‘unmanned vegetable stands’ selling freshly harvested produce… alongside losses where ‘no matter how many times I count, the money doesn’t add up,’ rumors are also spreading that ‘the tax office is moving in’.”

  • ANYCOLOR Stock Climbs, Cover Stock Slides — 5ch Panics: ‘Delete This, Delete This, Delete This, Delete This, Delete This’

    In a chat thread on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyō (Live Commentary) board, a post comparing the stock prices of ANYCOLOR, which runs Nijisanji, and Cover, which runs Hololive, caught users’ eyes. Around the release of ‘Holodori,’ ANYCOLOR’s share price climbed from ¥2,490 to ¥2,830, while Cover’s fell from ¥1,692 to ¥1,501 — sparking a flood of panicked replies from thread regulars along the lines of ‘Delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this.’

    The same thread also drifted into other topics, from reactions to Shokuhou Misaki’s new ability design to a debate over the merits of a war film.

    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:57
    Wait, where's this from?? 😭
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:57
    Shokuhou Misaki's new power is way too cool
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Re: #16
    Kind of like Kamijou's dragon thing?
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Re: #16
    Thought she wasn't wearing anything under there
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #16
    Why's she holding a remote control?
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Gonna eat dinner now 🥺
    https://imgu.jp/i/cde6a115qp.jpeg
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Stock prices
    Before the Holodori release
    ANYCOLOR: ¥2,490 / Cover: ¥1,692

    Current
    ANYCOLOR: ¥2,830 / Cover: ¥1,501


    😂😂😂 lol
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #31
    Gyahahaha
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #31
    Delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Mumi's here 🐰💦
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Which team are you rooting for?
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Petchan 👊🐰👊 bun-chaka-bun
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Picking Luna in the first round, what were they thinking?
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Wherever Fuu-tan is ☺
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #44
    'If We Could Meet Again on That Hill Where the Flowers Bloom'
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #70
    That movie had me sobbing
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #70
    A masterpiece — cries harder than The Eternal Zero
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #75
    Is it really that much of a tearjerker?
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #79
    Don't act all cynical just to seem cool
    You should've grown out of that phase back in middle school
    92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Re: #85
    'Cynical,' huh? (mocking the previous poster's phrase 斜に構える, "acting jaded")
    97AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Re: #85
    Films that go for cheap tearjerking just crack me up lol
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    I guess war films being nothing but cheap tearjerkers comes down to Grave of the Fireflies' influence
    Seriously, both its content and its legacy are garbage
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #115
    Platoon was heavily influenced by Grave of the Fireflies too, right?
    133AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    Re: #123
    Foreign films weren't influenced by Grave of the Fireflies at all
    Honestly, a laughable movie like that — playing the victim and basically begging 'please cry right here' — was never going to land with overseas audiences anyway
    116AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    Seriously, if you don't hold even one national qualification, you're a failure as an adult — banned from the house 😥
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #116
    Everyone has a driver's license though
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #122
    Plenty of people don't, you know
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:05
    Re: #122
    Are you dissing broke dropouts who quit driving school? (オケラ = slang for "broke/penniless")
    119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    [Starts 21:00] 【#Holo Puyo Tetris Tournament — PUYO PUYO TETRIS 2 COLLAB】Is Suisei-senpai really gonna coach us?! coaching from the best?! 🐾【FUWAMOCO|Puyo Puyo Tetris 2】
    https://youtu.be/i6_T0tiQIkE https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i6_T0tiQIkE/maxresdefault_live.jpg

    Background and Key Points

    ANYCOLOR (which operates the Nijisanji VTuber agency) and Cover Corp (which operates Hololive) are two of the very few “VTuber talent agency” stocks on the Tokyo Stock Exchange, both having gone public on the exchange’s Growth Market within months of each other in 2022. Because they are essentially the only pure-play proxies for the Nijisanji-versus-Hololive rivalry that has played out on forums like 5ch for years, their daily share prices function as an informal scoreboard for fans on both sides, in a way almost no other entertainment stock does.

    The thread didn’t really argue over whether the numbers in the post were accurate — nobody disputed the ¥2,490→¥2,830 and ¥1,692→¥1,501 figures. The split was over how much weight to put on them: the original poster framed it as a real, gloat-worthy shift in fortunes tied to the Holodori release, while the “delete this ×5” repliers treated the comparison itself as an embarrassment best made to disappear rather than something worth debating on the merits.

    What’s easy to miss if you don’t follow Japanese small-cap trading is that both companies sit on the Growth Market, where thin trading floats and a retail investor base that overlaps heavily with each company’s own fanbase make short-term swings of this size routine and largely disconnected from any single release. Neither poster raised the possibility that the move reflects ordinary volatility, earnings-cycle noise, or buyback activity rather than a verdict on either franchise’s actual momentum.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread ‘I Knew You Were Shouting ‘👊😅👊’ With All Your Heart Right to the End.’

  • Haaland Chops Off His Long Hair — 5ch: “It Actually Suits Him”

    Norway striker Erling Haaland updated his Instagram to reveal he’s cut off his trademark long hair. Following his “Short hair don’t care” post, a thread on 5ch’s Geinosupo Sokuho+ board lit up with reactions to the new look, including “It suits him” and “He’s lost that monster-like aura.”

    Norway’s “monster striker” Erling Haaland (25), who helped his country reach the World Cup quarterfinals for the first time at the FIFA World Cup in North/Central America, updated his Instagram on the 23rd to reveal he’d chopped off his trademark long hair.

    Haaland captioned the post “Short hair don’t care,” showing off his new close-cropped style, trimmed short with clippers.

    Fans reacted with comments like “Nice!” and “It suits him,” while others expressed regret, saying “I can’t believe this day actually came.”

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:47
    Maybe it's the nose and lips
    Fixing those up would probably make things better
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:48
    He's getting closer to looking like Biff from Back to the Future
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:49
    Re: #1
    That's an awkward in-between length, like a botched attempt at going bald
    A bit longer would look better
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:50
    With long hair, when strands fall out it just feels like way more is falling out than it actually is
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:52
    Now that it's short he just looks… normal
    That unique vibe is gone
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:53
    He looks like Kindo-chan from Macaroni Hourensou (a classic retro Japanese manga character)
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    Glad it's gone, the long hair always grossed me out a bit —
    but wait, didn't he have a stake in a hair-tie company?
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    He always has that face like he's had hyaluronic acid filler shots
    Guys with faces like his are probably why idiots go get filler injections lol
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:55
    So even Haaland is bad at taking selfies
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Finally back to his Salzburg-era look
    That topknot he had was as bad as Bale's
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Overall this look is cleaner and it does suit him more, so it's probably for the best, but it's lost that monstrous aura he had with the long hair
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    Re: #37
    Yeah, he's lost that medieval-fantasy-knight look too
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Years of pulling it back too tight and now he's going bald
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    The football world lately
    hair transplants and plastic surgery are all the rage, which is a bit much
    but this one's actually funny
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    I wonder what shampoo he uses
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    He's definitely got some Neanderthal blood in him
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Long hair gets tangled. I get it, honestly
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Well, if Haaland had actually been good-looking, he probably wouldn't have turned into "Haaland" in the first place
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    Lame…
    Can't believe he got rid of his trademark look
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    He was juuust about to land a hair-product sponsorship too
    Did his deal with the hair-tie company fall through?
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    Figured I wouldn't recognize him without the long hair, but nope — still unmistakably Haaland
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:10
    Might as well grow it out while you still can
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:11
    The long hair suited him though, kind of a Pulp Fiction vibe
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    I want him to grow out a beard and braid it next
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    Doing something different can either scare your luck away
    or turn things around for the better
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:13
    The sheer presence of that face lol, kind of cute though
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:15
    He split the cut-off hair into several bundles and put them in Ziploc bags — is he planning to donate it to charity or something?
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:15
    It suits him

    Unrelated, but I kind of want Kubo (Takefusa Kubo, the Japanese footballer) to switch things up too — go skinhead with a beard or something
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:16
    That Korean hair-tie company must be gutted
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:18
    Long hair is nothing but a hindrance when you're playing sports
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:18
    Hurry up and get out of that sorry excuse for a club already
    He's wasting his career there
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:19
    That said, the long blond hair on that jacked-up body gave him this eerie, intimidating presence, so while the clean-cut look isn't bad,
    it just doesn't quite feel like "Haaland," if that makes sense
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    This reminds me of Home Alone
    112AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:37
    Re: #88
    Lol it kind of does look like him
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:25
    Is he part Mongolian?
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:27
    Re: #93
    Nordic people have some Sami ancestry mixed in

    Background and Key Points

    Erling Haaland’s nickname among Japanese fans, “kaibutsu” (monster), long predates this thread — it stuck because his combination of size, speed, and finishing looked physically abnormal even by elite-striker standards, and the long blond hair became part of that visual myth-making, giving him a Viking-warrior silhouette that Norwegian and international media leaned into for years. The board here, Geinosupo Sokuho+, is 5ch’s celebrity/entertainment-news board, which explains why a haircut alone generated 90-plus replies: it’s a board built around image and persona, not football tactics, so reactions default to appearance and vibes rather than performance analysis. The Norway detail in the lead — a first-ever World Cup quarterfinal — is worth flagging as background context: Norway has one of the more famously unfulfilled fanbases in European football, having missed multiple tournaments outright over the past two decades despite Haaland’s individual dominance, so this run is a genuine national milestone, even though the thread barely touches it.

    The actual split in the thread is narrower than “like it or hate it”: most posters agree the short cut is objectively “cleaner” or more flattering, but disagree on whether that’s a compliment, since several (37, 63, 83) argue it costs him the intimidating, almost mythical aura the long hair provided — flattering and diminished aren’t treated as contradictions here.

    What outside readers will likely miss is the running joke about a hair-tie company (23, 56, 76): several posters are ribbing him for reportedly having a business or sponsorship stake in hair accessories, treating the haircut as comedic bad timing for that deal rather than anything Instagram-caption-worthy.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Geinosupo Sokuho+) thread “[Football] “Monster” Haaland chops off his trademark long hair! Fans flood in over his new look.”

  • Giants Fall Short of Tigers, Settle for 2nd Place — 5ch: ‘Young Players Aren’t Developing At All’

    The Giants couldn’t close the gap with the Tigers, even in their head-to-head matchups, and the thread already had a resigned mood of just locking down 2nd place, with posts like “Might as well root for the Tigers too, just to keep 2nd safe.” Talk then shifted to comparing Japanese players’ home run totals over the years, with posters venting that — aside from Okamoto — Oshima and Sasaki’s 8 homers are the team’s best this season, and grumbling that the young players simply aren’t developing.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:49
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager 111
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    Guess we should root for the Tigers too, just to lock down 2nd place…
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:12
    Every runner was scrambling around in a panic, but it was just a routine 6-4-3 double play lol
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:12
    It's the manager's fault for using up all his replay challenges already
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:14
    Did Takahashi Haruto get hurt? Sounds like he's out next week?
    17AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:16
    At this point, the only way for the Giants to catch the Tigers is a miracle winning streak
    or sweeping every head-to-head matchup.
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:17
    You'd have to be delusional to think a farm-team-level roster like this could pull off a comeback title lol
    Even a manager like Kudo couldn't do it lol
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:19
    Re: #19
    And whose fault is it that the roster ended up like that?
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:18
    Not when they're losing games like today's though
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:18
    During the 'Make Legend' comeback, they won their last 7 head-to-head games against the Tigers (mockingly called 'Chin')
    to light up a reverse magic number of 2.
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:24
    Re: #21
    Back then they had an absolute run-producer like 'Ogarami' (fan nickname for a pair of sluggers), but there's nobody like that this year, so yeah… forget it ('mou muri' — net slang for 'no way, I give up').
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:19
    Where's the WACCHOI tag???????? (the anti-sockpuppet ID marker)
    Is some Tigers troll ('Chin-kasu') running this thread??????
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:20
    The Tigers have two guys hitting .300 with 30 homers.
    For the Giants, if you limit it to Japanese players, Oshima and Sasaki's 8 homers are the best they've got.
    Has a Giants season ever ended with every Japanese position player stuck under 10 homers before?
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:22
    Unagi (a player's nickname), please come back to us!
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:52
    Re: #25
    Apparently he's too busy with nightly drinking parties with his patrons (tanimachi) to make it.
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:23
    Since Nagano joined in 2010, the Giants haven't brought in a single college or corporate-league mid-to-long-range power hitter.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:25
    MAKI'S HERE ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (a classic 5ch celebratory meme)
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:27
    Dokai, who was raking against the Giants the other day, isn't hitting at all now.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Games finished
    Orix 3-0 SoftBank
    Seibu 3-1 Rakuten
    Lotte 3-2 Nippon-Ham
    Hiroshima 3-2 Giants
    Chunichi 3-2 Yakult

    Still playing
    Tigers 3-2 DeNA

    Every winning team so far has scored exactly 3 runs
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:30
    This is Yokohama Stadium (Hama-sta), but it's playing like Jingu Stadium (notoriously hitter-friendly).
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:33
    Re: #34
    Jingu's actually got a good pitcher out there too, though…
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:31
    Japanese players' HR totals excluding Okamoto

    2025: Richard 11, Kishida 8
    2024: Maru 14, Sakamoto 7
    2023: Sakamoto 22, Maru 18
    2022: Maru 27, Nakata 24
    2021: Maru 23, Sakamoto 19

    The young players aren't developing at all
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:34
    Re: #35
    Nakata Sho really hit that many, huh…
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    Re: #35
    This is clearly on the guy who went from farm-team manager, to first-team head coach, to first-team manager!
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:36
    If the season really ends with Oshima and Sasaki's 8 homers as the team's best, all you can do is laugh.
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:36
    Iwasaki, Doris, (屮゚Д゚)屮 c'mooon!!
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:38
    Re: #40
    Kudo's the one pitching, so he won't be used.
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:36
    This is what happens when Yoshinobu (Takahashi) left nothing behind as manager.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:37
    Unless the Tigers pull their usual September collapse ('Chin moyu' — a meme for Hanshin fading late), this is hopeless.
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:39
    For this year's draft, they should just take six college/corporate-league position players.
    No need to draft a single pitcher.
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:39
    Hotta never became a Kinoshita or a Kudo, huh…
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:40
    There isn't a single standout position player in this year's draft class.
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:43
    Might be about time to start bringing players in from Korea or Taiwan.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:46
    Just bulk Pei's body up into solid muscle.
    Watching him today, he's clearly got batting talent.
    If he adds power, he could turn into a real slugger.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:48
    Guess they didn't set up WACCHOI for this thread.
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:50
    Re: #51
    Without WACCHOI, people can sockpuppet all they want…
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:50
    Re: #54
    Sockpuppeting's not cool though…
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:51
    Without WACCHOI, it's nothing but sockpuppets.
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:55
    Runner on 2nd, no outs — they can at least tie it up here, right?
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:56
    Fujikawa's bullpen management is clearly off.
    Hard to believe he used to be a reliever himself.

    Background and Key Points

    The Yomiuri Giants and Hanshin Tigers are Nippon Professional Baseball’s oldest and fiercest rivalry, dating to the 1936 founding of Japan’s first pro league; head-to-head results between them carry outsized weight in the standings and in fan psychology all season. In NPB’s Central League, though, “settling for 2nd” isn’t a dead end the way it would be in a league with only one playoff spot — the top three finishers advance to the Climax Series, and 2nd- or 3rd-place teams have gone on to win the Japan Series before, so a runner-up finish still keeps a title alive, just through a harder bracket. The homer numbers posters cited (Maru and Sakamoto putting up 18-27 a year through 2021-23, versus Oshima and Sasaki’s 8 this year) track the erosion of the Giants’ Japanese-player power core now that Okamoto Kazuma is carrying the load essentially alone.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t optimism versus pessimism — nearly everyone conceded the pennant is out of reach — but where to place blame: the front office, for not drafting a college or corporate-league power hitter since 2010, versus the coaching staff, for promoting a manager up through the farm system without him developing anyone once in the majors.

    What outside readers may miss is that the one comeback precedent posters invoked, the Giants erasing a Tigers lead via a season-ending sweep, is a real and famous NPB moment — not idle nostalgia — which is why even resigned fans keep half-mentioning it.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Hello!Project board) thread “Giants Acting Manager 112.”

  • Pacific League: M 3-2 F [8/23] — Lotte wins 3rd straight, Fujiwara homers leadoff + 3 hits, Ogawa’s go-ahead RBI, Jackson picks up his 9th win

    In Pacific League play on August 23, the Chiba Lotte Marines edged the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters 3-2 to notch their third straight win. Fujiwara went 3-for-3 including a leadoff home run, Ogawa delivered the go-ahead RBI, and Jackson picked up his 9th win of the season. Meanwhile, on 5ch it was the usual free-for-all — Fighters fans getting mocked as “Ham-kasu” (“Ham-trash”), digs about SoftBank’s sign-stealing scandal getting dragged in for no reason, and worries that the Fighters have basically become a one-man Reyes show.

    Nippon-Ham 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 | 2

    Lotte 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 X | 3

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:26
    How'd Kiyomiya do?
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:29
    Re: #5
    He was the losing pitcher two days ago
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:27
    Ham-trash, lol, serves you right
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:29
    Re: #11
    There goes the delusional idiot again
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Speaking of sign-stealing, that's the Hawks for you
    Prior offense
    https://imgur.com/a/k6SR4Uj
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:29
    Re: #13
    Today's opponent was the Marines though?
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Cheated again today and still couldn't win
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:30
    Re: #14
    That loaded-cash toilet-bowl team (a dig at SoftBank's big spending) is off-topic here
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:34
    Re: #14
    Bravo!!
    17AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Reyes: "Same either way! Doesn't matter if I get a hit!"
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Makes you wonder if Shinjo's just a blowhard who's been carried this whole time by Reyes — the one lucky pull he got from the foreign-player gacha
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:30
    Even after poaching Arihara, still stuck in 3rd 🥺
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:33
    Re: #25
    Arihara escaped hell
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:31
    Beat the Hawks, Fighters! ♪
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:33
    Re: #29
    Today's opponent was the Marines though?
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:37
    To Koropon-trash Re: #38 (a jab at the Fighters' Koropokkuru mascot),
    too bad for you.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:39
    Re: #45
    The sign-stealing Bank(s) lost, and that's 'bravo'?
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:37
    One-man Reyes army — the dark ages are coming back starting next year
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:38
    Re: #47
    Enough with that made-up nonsense
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Re: #47
    That'd be the Central League, wouldn't it
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:38
    The Fighters and Marines are harmless in the Pacific League, but that loaded-cash toilet-bowl team (SoftBank) is straight-up toxic lol
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:39
    Re: #48
    Every Pacific League fan already knows that
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:44
    If it weren't for Reyes, they probably would've missed the playoffs (B-class finish) last year too
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:48
    Re: #62
    Nah, that's not it
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:44
    Nice one, Lotte~
    There goes the Fighters' comeback pennant race 🤭

    Get wrecked in Tokorozawa next week lol (Seibu's home turf)
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #63
    They'll finally win next week, right?
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    Fighters sure are hated, huh
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:14
    Re: #93
    It's not the Fighters that are hated —
    it's Shinjo and his Hokkaido-native fanboys that are hated

    Background and Key Points

    The Pacific League is one of NPB’s two six-team circuits and, unlike the Central League, has used the designated hitter since 1975 — worth noting since Lotte’s win here was built on a leadoff bat (Fujiwara) and a reliable innings-eater (Jackson) rather than pitcher’s-spot maneuvering. The Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters, meanwhile, are a franchise in transition: they left the Sapporo Dome for the new ES CON FIELD HOKKAIDO in 2023 and are managed by Tsuyoshi Shinjo, the flamboyant former star who dubbed himself “BIG BOSS.” Their mascot, Koropokkuru, is drawn from Ainu folklore tied to Hokkaido. SoftBank, invoked repeatedly here even though they weren’t playing, carries baggage from unproven 2018-era allegations that they used a scoreboard camera to steal signs — a grudge Pacific League rivals still bring up reflexively.

    The thread didn’t really split over the Lotte-Fighters game itself, which was fairly one-sided; the actual disagreement was over the “one-man Reyes team” framing of the Fighters. Some posters ran with it as proof Shinjo’s roster-building has produced a hollow team propped up by one import bat, while others pushed back that this narrative is exaggerated or “made-up.”

    What outside readers will likely miss is that the SoftBank sign-stealing jabs are a non sequitur — several posters themselves note “today’s opponent was the Marines,” flagging that the Hawks bashing is just reflexive rivalry noise carried over from other games, not commentary on this result.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Pacific League: M 3-2 F [8/23] — Lotte wins 3rd straight, Fujiwara homers leadoff + 3 hits, Ogawa’s go-ahead RBI, Jackson’s 9th win, Nippon-Ham drops another.”

  • Teflon Frying Pan Wears Out in Just Six Months — 5ch Says “Just Accept It’s Disposable”

    Furious that his Teflon frying pan had degraded after only about six months, a thread starter vented his frustration in a thread on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board (a real-time chat board). Fellow posters piled on with comments like “Tefal pans are the same” and “It’s your own fault for using high heat,” but the OP wouldn’t back down, insisting his anger was justified because “my roommate won’t stop using high heat.” Even after being told to just accept it as a consumable item, he never really cooled off.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    Buy a new one, buy a new one, and it still doesn't even last six months. This is such crap. Just die.
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    This is such garbage, it pisses me off. When are they ever gonna improve this stuff?
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    Just buy a Tefal.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:22
    Re: #4
    Tefal doesn't even last six months either. Garbage.
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:36
    Re: #4
    Tefal is straight-up garbage, for real.
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:22
    It's useless and it's pissing me off so much I can't even sleep.
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:26
    When's that useless DuPont finally gonna go under?
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:28
    It can't handle heat, so no high flame.
    And don't shock it with cold water either.
    Just accept it as a consumable.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:28
    Re: #25
    Doesn't even last six months. Garbage. Useless.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    Re: #38
    Because the last few years, they haven't even been lasting six months.
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:37
    Re: #42
    Then you could just be mad about it tomorrow instead.
    No reason it has to be today, right?
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    Well obviously they can't make something that never wears out, or it'd stop selling — duh.
    By the way, they already figured out how to cure cancer ages ago too, but they're sitting on it because it'd tank the economy — all the countries agreed to it at the "Reverie" (a joking nod to the secret world summit from One Piece).
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #44
    Shut up, quit price-gouging. Make it last for years no matter how carelessly I use it. Garbage.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:36
    Re: #48
    I've been using mine for like 3 years and nothing sticks.
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:37
    Re: #51
    My Teflon pan doesn't even last six months! It's got no spirit! It's garbage! It's useless! I wish it would just disappear!
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:38
    Re: #55
    I'm furious every single day!!! I punch the pan, I yell at it, and it still won't give me any effort!!!!
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:45
    Re: #56
    Then just save it for tomorrow, will ya.
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:41
    Teflon coating peeling off in six months? What are you cooking, rocks?
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:41
    Re: #62
    Quitting high heat is simply unavoidable.
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:42
    I was shocked to find the manual literally says you can't use high heat on an IH (induction) stove.
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:44
    Re: #64
    Who cares about that, they should just make it so it's fine either way! Let's all mass-complain to the manufacturer until they fix it! Come on, email them right now! Reply to them on social media!
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:44
    If you actually read the manual or the info floating around online and use it properly, it'll probably last at least a bit longer.
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:45
    Re: #66
    My roommate won't use it properly so that's a no-go, which means I have to make a big scene online to pressure the manufacturer into fixing it.
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:46
    Re: #68
    I want my social media account back. I just replied with my opinion to Tefal's official account — don't suspend me for that.
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:47
    Re: #71
    Why not just stop using it?
    A cast-iron pan would do fine.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:48
    It peels because it's got a coating in the first place.
    If there was no coating to begin with, there'd be nothing to peel.
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #75
    But knowing this guy, he'd probably scrub a cast-iron pan with dish soap too.
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #78
    My roommate's a bit of a neat freak and scrubs everything with dish soap until it's not sticky at all, no matter what it is.
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:03
    Re: #78
    That's fine, though.
    Restaurants do that as a matter of course.
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:49
    Re: #31
    Even on IH you can use medium heat, can't you?
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #76
    My roommate uses high heat. Telling them doesn't make them stop. I just want Teflon pans to be improved.
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:56
    If it lasts six months, that's actually pretty good.
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    Re: #88
    What a waste of metal, replacing it every six months.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    OP, your anger's cooling off already.
    Guess that's about as far as it went, huh.
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:59
    Re: #91
    I just figured there's no point repeating myself — doesn't mean I've actually calmed down.
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Feels like it goes bad fast if you use high heat.
    Well, just think of it as a consumable, I guess.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #99
    Replacing it every six months is pointless anyway, so I just keep using it while seething.

    Background and Key Points

    Teflon and other PTFE non-stick coatings are inherently sacrificial: the slick surface is a thin polymer layer bonded to the pan’s base metal, and every use — especially at high heat — degrades it by microscopic amounts until food starts sticking, typically after months rather than years. Manufacturer manuals, including for budget lines and premium brands like Tefal (the French cookware maker sold in Japan), generally cap recommended stovetop temperatures and specifically warn against high heat on induction (IH) ranges, which can exceed the coating’s tolerance faster than gas ever could. In Japan, IH stoves are extremely common in apartments and rented housing, which makes this a live issue for many households, not a niche complaint.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t “does Teflon wear out” — everyone agreed it does — but whether that’s a legitimate consumer grievance or a user-error problem. One camp treated six-month failure as an industry-wide defect worth mass-emailing manufacturers over; the other insisted the OP’s household, specifically a roommate who won’t stop using high heat, was the actual cause, and that any pan would suffer under those conditions.

    What outsiders likely miss is that this isn’t really about Teflon’s quality at all — it’s a roommate-dynamics story wearing a product-complaint costume. The OP’s own posts reveal he can’t get the person actually damaging the pan to change behavior, so the anger gets redirected at the manufacturer instead. No one in the thread mentions the obvious fix posters gestured at only briefly: cast iron or carbon steel pans have no coating to lose, making them immune to exactly this failure mode, at the cost of needing seasoning and different care.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Teflon Frying Pans Are Useless Garbage.”