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Background and Key Points

Canada and the EU already have a deep economic relationship on paper: the Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement (CETA) has been provisionally applied since 2017, eliminating most tariffs between the two. What Carney is proposing goes further, into a “security and economic partnership” — likely modeled on the EU’s post-Brexit deals with countries like Japan or South Korea, or possibly something closer to the informal defense-industrial cooperation frameworks the EU has floated with non-member democracies. The subtext, which posters picked up on immediately, is Trump-era tariff pressure pushing Ottawa to diversify away from reliance on the US market.

The thread’s real disagreement wasn’t over whether closer ties are good — nearly everyone agreed they are — but over what “joining the EU” would even mean for the bloc’s own trajectory. One camp (>>25, >>26) treated EU federalization as an implicit long-term goal that a geographically detached, non-European member would complicate; another (>>32, >>29) pushed back that federalization isn’t even a settled EU objective yet, so the premise doesn’t hold.

What none of the posters mentioned is that Canadian EU membership isn’t just practically remote, it’s legally impossible under the treaties as written: Article 49 of the Treaty on European Union restricts membership to “any European State.” Canada could join the European Economic Area or negotiate CETA-plus arrangements, but formal accession would require rewriting the EU’s foundational treaty language, not just winning a vote. Readers unfamiliar with EU structure may take the “might as well join” framing more literally than the thread intended — it was always a jokey hypothetical, not a live policy option.

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DECA!BEAT is one of Hello! Project’s periodic “all-star” cross-unit projects, assembling members pulled from across the agency’s various groups — Morning Musume, ANGERME, Juice=Juice, BEYOOOOONDS, and the trainee ranks — rather than being a standing group with its own roster. UP-FRONT Channel is the official Hello! Project YouTube outlet that drops these choreography and MV clips, and “dance practice ver.” releases are a routine promotional format used to show off formation and choreography separately from the polished music video. Ebata, singled out here, belongs to Juice=Juice; Goto Hana belongs to ANGERME, a group fans jokingly call dominated by “Ise hell” — shorthand for member Ise Layla’s outsized presence within that group, which posters use to explain why Goto isn’t showcased more at home despite her ability.

The thread didn’t split over whether Ebata was in the back — everyone agrees on her positioning — but over why: some blame the choreography for genuinely sidelining her, others argue it’s simply that this particular lineup is unusually stacked with strong performers, making her look diminished only by comparison.

What’s easy to miss is that DECA!BEAT’s centers and formations say nothing about a member’s standing in her actual group; a strong showing here doesn’t equal popularity at home, and vice versa. The “mission-gated” video the posters mock was a marketing conceit — content teased as unlockable only if a fan-engagement goal was met — and the sarcasm stems from suspecting it would have surfaced eventually regardless of whether the mission succeeded.

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Man Waits 30 Minutes Outside Bathroom While Dating App Date Never Returns

Japanese dating apps like Tinder, Pairs, and Tapple have become one of the most common ways young Japanese people meet, and a “first date” arranged through them is typically a short, low-commitment dinner or coffee meeting, often at a casual, inexpensive restaurant — which is part of why posters in this thread zeroed in on the detail that the date was at a “cheap place” (150-149) rather than something matching the impressive 45th-floor night-view setting. That mismatch, small as it sounds, became one of the thread’s turning points: several posters treated it as retroactive evidence that the date was already going badly before the bathroom disappearance even happened.

The actual split in the thread was less about whether she left and more about what OP should do about it. One camp pushed a worst-case, duty-of-care reading — she could have collapsed and someone should call an ambulance or check on her — while another camp treated the vanishing as an obvious, almost comedic brush-off (the “20-meter poop” and window-escape jokes), telling OP to just accept it and stop hovering, since standing watch outside a women’s restroom door reads as alarming rather than considerate in Japan.

What the thread never really engages with is the mechanics of the app itself: a match made purely in-app, with no LINE ID exchanged, is trivially and permanently escapable — she can simply stop responding with zero social cost, no mutual contacts, no shared history, nothing forcing a real goodbye. That’s precisely the loophole posters gesture at (“she waited for you to leave your post”) without naming it directly: on these apps, disappearing is a built-in exit, not a dramatic act.