A post about a date with a woman he’d met on a dating app went viral on 5ch after she stepped into the bathroom and didn’t come back for over 30 minutes. The incident took place at a restaurant on the 45th floor, and thread readers were split over whether to call an ambulance or just accept he’d been ditched.
Standing watch outside the bathroom, but she's still not back.
Standing guard outside the bathroom is creepy.
Just wait at the table.
Just wait at the table.
>>14
Waiting right outside so she spots you the second she's out is just basic manners.
Waiting right outside so she spots you the second she's out is just basic manners.
Maybe she's busy lining up her next dating app date.
>>25
Do that after you get home, come on.
Do that after you get home, come on.
What were you two talking about right before, and where is this happening?
>>30
We were saying stuff like "guess it's time to head home," then we both went to the bathroom.
I was out in like two seconds, and now I'm stuck like this.
We were saying stuff like "guess it's time to head home," then we both went to the bathroom.
I was out in like two seconds, and now I'm stuck like this.
>>36
You left yourself wide open there.
You left yourself wide open there.
>>36
She probably waited to see OP (that's you) go into the bathroom, then took off.
She probably waited to see OP (that's you) go into the bathroom, then took off.
Isn't she just waiting for you to leave your post outside the bathroom?
The moment you step away, she'll come out.
And just go straight home.
The moment you step away, she'll come out.
And just go straight home.
>>37
I stepped away for a bit, but she still didn't come out.
I stepped away for a bit, but she still didn't come out.
After that I got a message: "Sorry! Hang on a sec."
So she must still be in there.
So she must still be in there.
>>44
Are you sure she's actually still in there?
Are you sure she's actually still in there?
>>44
She might have collapsed in the bathroom — shouldn't you call an ambulance?
She might have collapsed in the bathroom — shouldn't you call an ambulance?
>>53
Nah, that feels like a step too far, you know?
Nah, that feels like a step too far, you know?
>>55
Aren't you going to message her? Like ask if she's okay?
Aren't you going to message her? Like ask if she's okay?
>>58
The "wait for me" message came 30 minutes ago.
The "wait for me" message came 30 minutes ago.
>>62
No, I mean after that — you've been waiting 30 minutes now, you should send something.
No, I mean after that — you've been waiting 30 minutes now, you should send something.
>>64
Couldn't send it 😔
Couldn't send it 😔
Either you came off as seriously creepy, or she's dropping a 20-meter poop in there.
>>59
I'm gorgeous inside and out (riffing on the phrase "handsome in looks and heart"), so it's gotta be an epically long poop.
I'm gorgeous inside and out (riffing on the phrase "handsome in looks and heart"), so it's gotta be an epically long poop.
I'd hate a place where you can hear every last blast of the bidet.
>>74
It's a totally normal bathroom.
It's just really quiet around here.
It's a totally normal bathroom.
It's just really quiet around here.
You're probably already blocked.
>>96
Not blocked.
Not blocked.
>>98
Not blocked on the dating app OR on LINE?
Not blocked on the dating app OR on LINE?
>>104
We only matched on the app, so that's the only place, and I'm not blocked there.
We only matched on the app, so that's the only place, and I'm not blocked there.
She climbed out the bathroom window with her shoes in hand and made a run for it, that's what happened.
>>109
This is the 45th floor, dude.
This is the 45th floor, dude.
Depending on how you look at it, it's kind of funny that a dozen-plus people could be waiting on her to finish.
I'd absolutely hate that.
I'd absolutely hate that.
>>114
The women's room was definitely not crowded.
The women's room was definitely not crowded.
Messaging her now or just leaving would both wound her maidenly pride, right?
All I can do is pretend I fell asleep so it looks like I never noticed how long she was in there.
All I can do is pretend I fell asleep so it looks like I never noticed how long she was in there.
>>118
What do you even mean, "pretend to be asleep"?
What do you even mean, "pretend to be asleep"?
At this point the only explanation left is she sprinted for the exit the instant OP walked into the bathroom.
>>119
But I got a "wait for me" message after that.
But I got a "wait for me" message after that.
Try sending her: "You giant poop monster 😡"
>>121
Nah, that's rough, man.
Nah, that's rough, man.
>>124
I pretend to be asleep on the bench
↓
Poop Girl: "Sorry, were you waiting long?"
↓
Me: "Oh, I was asleep, didn't even notice."
That's the plan.
I pretend to be asleep on the bench
↓
Poop Girl: "Sorry, were you waiting long?"
↓
Me: "Oh, I was asleep, didn't even notice."
That's the plan.
>>128
Stop saying stuff that makes no sense.
Stop saying stuff that makes no sense.
You get to have dinner with a woman up on the 45th floor and you're fixated on the bathroom?… Work on your story a little more…
>>148
Dinner was at a cheap place.
After that we just went up to the free high-floor lookout to see the night view.
Dinner was at a cheap place.
After that we just went up to the free high-floor lookout to see the night view.
>>149
Well, no wonder she left.
Well, no wonder she left.
>>149
Well, no wonder she left.
Well, no wonder she left.
*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “The girl I met on a dating app went to take a dump and never came back.”
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