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  • AKB48’s “Suki-ish” Tops 2026 Female Idol CD Sales, Beating FRUITS ZIPPER and the Sakamichi Groups

    AKB48’s new single “Suki-ish” topping first-week female idol CD sales for 2026 — beating out FRUITS ZIPPER and Sakamichi groups like Nogizaka46 and Hinatazaka46 — has become a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. The thread mixed pointed remarks about the sales tactics behind the numbers, like handshake-event marketing and bulk-buying, with predictions of a Sakamichi comeback and speculation about a Kohaku Uta Gassen appearance.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:48
    Amazeballs! ("goisu" — slangy backwards way of saying sugoi)
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:49
    What about JJ, who's on a huge breakout run?
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:50
    Re: #4
    Company motto: "We don't put out plastic trash"
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:49
    It's only August and they're already #1 for 2026? Come on.
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:50
    This is the only group still doing handshake events.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:51
    Re: #7
    They've always done handshake events, but they never sold this well before.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:52
    Re: #13
    They're not doing the COVID thing anymore though.
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:50
    They'll probably get blown out of the water by Sakamichi singles in September, October, November, and December anyway.
    Yeah, I know.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:51
    Re: #11
    Nogizaka added more bonus perks and still dropped.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:51
    So basically CD sales numbers don't mean anything.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:52
    Ain't none of our business here on Wolf (nickname for the Hello! Project fan board).
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:52
    These days AKB has like 8 or 9 members selling out their individual handshake events.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:52
    They added more members and are cranking out release events nonstop — really leveraging having such a huge lineup.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:53
    Kinda feel bad for the old guys bulk-buying CDs by the boxload.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:53
    Morning Musume, Toki Sen, and Kyanchu are all dropping releases the same day, so once Hinatazaka fans go all out, they'll probably end up #1 for the year.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:53
    Don't know! Don't know, don't know! This is the Hello! Project board!
    Don't know AKB, don't know Nogizaka, don't know FRUITS ZIPPER, don't know =LOVE, don't know Stardust idols, don't know K-pop, don't know don't know!
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:54
    Congrats, good for you! Now please never start another AKB thread on Wolf again, kay bye.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:54
    Even with handshake events, Hello!-trash (derogatory nickname for Hello! Project fans/groups) only moves like 150,000 copies, right?
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:56
    Re: #26
    Juice=Juice these days should be able to hit 300,000.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:55
    Come to think of it, did they stop doing the General Election?
    Bringing that back would sell even more, wouldn't it?
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:55
    Re: #27
    They still do it at live shows.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:55
    Handshakes disappear because of COVID
    They start doing handshakes with gloves
    Then they start doing bare-hand handshakes again
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:55
    From here on, the members have a hellish schedule of meet-and-greets waiting for them.
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:55
    Itomomo is genuinely being deified as the savior who revived AKB.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:56
    I don't think they could pull off the General Election these days
    That whole system was way too much like a hostess club, even by their standards
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:56
    The burden on the members is brutal
    I don't think Hello! Project members ("Haro-men") could handle it lol
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:57
    In terms of time commitment, isn't Sakamichi's "Meet & Greet" thing longer anyway?
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:57
    If Hello! Project ever did handshake events, someone mentally fragile like Goto would probably break down.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:57
    Sakamichi groups need to lift the handshake-event ban soon or they're in trouble
    Though the members are probably the ones refusing lol
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:57
    So Nogizaka's stronghold has finally fallen
    Times are changing
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:01
    These days all of AKB's top core members are putting real energy and passion into their activities, so honestly it's just fun to be a fan right now.
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:03
    Re: #52
    But they still couldn't fill Yoyogi (arena), right?
    Even with all that promotion lol
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:04
    Chiba's got a great figure and she's gorgeous too though.
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:06
    Re: #60
    She's basically a cyborg.
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:06
    This could get them into Kohaku this year too
    "Suki-ish" is the most popular song right now after =LOVE's
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:28
    Re: #63
    LOL
    Well, words have power ("kotodama"), so if you keep saying it, maybe it'll come true someday.
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:30
    "Suki-ish" views have completely flatlined lol
    It was pulling like 500k views a day
    Huh, that's weird~ wwww????
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:32
    Re: #74
    Do you check it every day?

    Background and Key Points

    AKB48’s handshake-event model dates back to the early 2010s, when the group’s Senbatsu General Election (“sousenkyo”) let fans buy multiple CDs to cast votes for their favorite members and reshuffle the lineup — a system credited with turning CD sales into a fan-driven arms race. That election was quietly discontinued, and the thread notes it now survives only as a live-show gimmick, not a sales driver. What’s replaced it is a member roster so large that AKB can run handshake events for eight or nine individual members simultaneously, spreading the fan-buying load across many mini-fandoms rather than one center. Sakamichi groups (Nogizaka46, Hinatazaka46, Sakurazaka46) built their identity partly by refusing handshake events, relying instead on “online meet & greet” sessions and bonus-content bundling — a distinction posters raise directly when noting Nogizaka added more bonus perks yet still lost ground.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t whether “Suki-ish” is a good song — nobody discusses the music — but whether first-week sales figures mean anything at all. Several posters argue the numbers just reflect handshake-driven bulk-buying by older male fans rather than genuine popularity, while others point out AKB’s expanded roster and event cadence as a legitimate structural advantage, and still others expect Sakamichi to reclaim the top spot once their autumn/winter singles drop.

    What outside readers likely miss: raw CD sales in Japan have long been decoupled from streaming or chart popularity elsewhere, since bundled tickets and lottery/bonus content make repeat purchases by a small dedicated base the primary driver — a dynamic YouTube-view numbers (mentioned as flatlining) don’t capture at all. The Kohaku Uta Gassen speculation is also just banter; sales rank alone has never guaranteed a Kohaku invitation, which depends on NHK’s own selection criteria.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “AKB48’s “Suki-ish” Beats FRUITS ZIPPER and the Sakamichi Groups to Take the 2026 First-Week Female Idol CD Sales Crown!!“.

  • Foreigner Asks: “If Japanese People Have No Religion, What Do They Live For?”

    A thread that kicked off with the question “If Japanese people have no religion, what do they lean on for spiritual support?” caught fire on 5ch’s Nanjatte Jikkyo G (Live News) board.

    Discussion ranged from Shinto’s “eight million gods” and lingering traces of Buddhism to the role of the Imperial Family, with some even suggesting “maybe 2channel itself is our spiritual support.” Self-deprecating comments like “Japanese people are just empty inside” also surfaced, as posters traded a variety of takes on whether being irreligious is really a problem.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:32
    True that
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:33
    Can people really not live without something to lean on?
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:33
    Religion isn't much of a support to begin with anyway
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:35
    The burning passion my dad left me, and that look in my mom's eyes (a riff on the *One Piece* opening theme lyrics)
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:56
    Re: #10
    Wait, what was that from again?
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:57
    Re: #10
    Nevermind, figured it out
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    That's exactly why it's not "no religion" — Shinto's just hard to wrap your head around
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:37
    Re: #11
    It's not really Shinto either though
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    They say they're not religious but they're clearly doing Buddhist stuff
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:37
    Re: #13
    Is it really though?
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    Honestly, these days there aren't many foreigners who lean on religion for support either
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    Does religion actually give you something to lean on in life? I don't have anything like that, so I envy people who do
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:37
    Irreligious people are on the rise in the West
    Saw it in the paper this morning
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:39
    Reminder that foreigners aren't exactly religious either
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:39
    "Self-confidence" (自信) is literally written with the characters for "believing in yourself"
    You become a believer because you can't believe in yourself
    And making believers is profitable
    Old kanji really were well-designed characters
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:39
    Honestly, isn't leaning on religion for support the same as you guys leaning on 2ch?
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:42
    Re: #24
    Well, 2ch or religion aside, everyone relies on something — that's true for all of us
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    No spiritual support, so they're desperate to one-up each other with jobs and status
    Japanese people really are empty inside
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:45
    Re: #33
    Every single thing has its own god
    And each god is respected
    Isn't that the essence of Japan's "harmony above all" spirit?
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:44
    Awe of the unknowable
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:47
    Re: #36
    Sounds like Xenoblade 2
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:47
    The concept of the "eight million gods" is hard to grasp
    Like how a god comes to dwell in something you've used for a long time — dolls, stuffed animals, even cars and other inanimate objects can end up with a god in them, that's a hard idea to understand
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:48
    Re: #41
    This is basically Xenosaga at this point
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:51
    Japanese people aren't completely irreligious
    I think they just loosely and shallowly absorb teachings and events from a bunch of different religions and call it faith
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:53
    Re: #51
    I wouldn't call that faith though
    Well, if just showing up for the event itself counts as part of the faith, then sure, they've got faith
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:51
    Re: #50
    They got steeped in it once and have already moved on from it
    Being steeped in Buddhism was a thing of the past — not now
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    Re: #53
    Even today enough of that foundation remains that most people feel disgust toward shady new religions — without that, Japan might have collapsed by now

    Sadly, though, Buddhism doesn't have strong teachings against suicide
    That's probably part of why the suicide rate is so unusually high
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:00
    Re: #72
    Probably a lot of Japanese people get to stay irreligious thanks to the Imperial Family
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:02
    Re: #80
    That's probably true
    For Japanese people, the Imperial Family probably plays a role similar to the Pope
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:02
    The strong belief in karma/cause-and-effect is pretty Buddhist if you think about it
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:05
    Re: #85
    Exactly that
    Even without strong faith, it's definitely alive and well

    Background and Key Points

    Japanese religious identity has puzzled outside observers for over a century, and the numbers behind it are genuinely contradictory. Government-adjacent surveys of religious affiliation (via the Agency for Cultural Affairs’ annual report) often count more claimed adherents than there are people in Japan, because temples and shrines both tally “parishioners” by household or region rather than individual belief. Meanwhile, opinion polls asking “do you personally believe in a religion” routinely show 60-75% saying no. The reconciling fact is that Japanese religious life is largely practice-based rather than belief-based: New Year’s shrine visits (hatsumode), Buddhist funeral and ancestor rites (soshiki bukkyo, “funeral Buddhism”), Shichi-Go-San child blessings, and Christmas-as-a-secular-holiday all coexist without anyone treating them as competing faiths requiring exclusive commitment.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t over whether Japanese people are religious, but over whether that even matters — whether an irreligious society is “empty” (post 33) or whether diffuse, low-commitment participation in shrine and temple customs already constitutes a functioning belief system (post 51, 38 on the “eight million gods” framing). Posts 80 and 84, tying the Imperial Family to a Pope-like unifying role, and post 88’s claim that Buddhist residue explains resistance to “shady new religions,” show posters groping toward historical explanations without agreeing on one.

    What the thread never mentions, and what a non-Japanese reader would likely miss, is the specific historical rupture behind this ambivalence: the 1995 Aum Shinrikyo sarin attack. That event is widely credited by scholars with turning “religion” (shukyo) into a loaded, suspect word in postwar Japanese public life, which is a large part of why “mushukyo” (no religion) became the default self-description even among people who visit shrines every New Year.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanjatte Jikkyo G) thread “Foreigner: “If Japanese People Have No Religion, What Do They Live For?”“.

  • 70% Want Pay Raises Amid Rising Prices — 5ch: “The Trickle-Down Never Comes”

    According to Persol Career’s “2026 Wage Increase Awareness Survey,” 70% of people want pay raises amid rising prices, and 60% say they are “dissatisfied” with their actual wages.

    On a 5ch News Flash+ thread, while some voiced satisfaction after seeing bonuses top ¥1 million, others complained that “the trickle-down never comes,” and the discussion turned to the wage gap between big corporations/civil servants and small businesses, as well as the treatment of non-regular workers.

    With food prices climbing one after another and rising energy costs spilling over into gasoline, electricity, and gas bills, the high cost of living is bearing down hard on household budgets. Amid all this, what do workers actually want more — a “pay raise” or “an easier place to work”?

    Drawing on the “2026 Wage Increase Awareness Survey” conducted by “Job Research Institute,” run by Persol Career Co., Ltd., we take a look at just how strong the desire for pay raises is amid rising prices, and the reality of dissatisfaction with actual wages.

    Amid today’s high prices, 70% hope for a “pay raise”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:02
    My bonus topped ¥1 million, so I'm definitely starting to feel the pay raises kicking in.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:21
    Re: #3
    Jealous of people at companies where the benefits actually reach them.
    The trickle-down never comes.
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:06
    Re: #1
    The reason real wages at Japan's small and mid-size companies won't rise is that more and more people rely on social welfare (funded by taxes) to live.

    When you hand money to people who depend on social welfare — pensioners, welfare recipients — whose income doesn't grow through economic activity, they try to stretch that money by buying the cheapest goods possible.

    Trading companies, chasing that demand, import even cheaper substitutes from third countries, and the Japanese market fills up with cheaper and cheaper goods.

    Domestic-demand manufacturers, facing rising import costs for raw materials, respond to welfare-dependent demand by squeezing their own employees' wages instead.

    For Japan to raise real wages, there's no way around cutting pensions and welfare payments for people under 80, and putting people who are healthy enough to work — but don't — back to work.
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:35
    Re: #13 Re: #1
    The source of wages is a country's economic strength.

    The source of a country's economic strength is the demand and supply generated within it.

    Demand and supply aren't split between different people — they exist together inside each individual.

    Workers work harder because they want to buy better things, and that's what grows both demand and supply, which is what develops a nation's economy.

    People living on social welfare don't see their income grow through work, so they try to increase their disposable income by buying things cheaper — which only ever pushes value-added downward.

    Social welfare may be socially just, but it's economically harmful.

    What Japan needs is to convert the people dependent on social welfare into workers.

    To do that, we have no choice but to get people who are healthy enough to work — but aren't — working again.

    Concretely: cut pensions and welfare payments for people under 80.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:10
    Raise temp workers' pay.
    Non-regular employees aren't just a hiring buffer to squeeze whenever convenient.
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:16
    Re: #17
    For temp office work it's about ¥1,700/hour in Tokyo.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:19
    Re: #17
    Forget raising wages — some places just dump the full-time employees' work straight onto the temps. There are some awful factories where if the bonus-earning staff don't feel like doing a task, they just tell the temp "you do it" 😆
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:21
    ¥1,500 minimum wage.
    Make it happen right now.
    And even that's still too low.
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:27
    Re: #30
    If a couple's combined household income is ¥2.5 million a year, maybe they could manage having one kid.
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:28
    The yen's value has dropped to a third of what it was 20 years ago.
    Wages need to triple too, or the math just doesn't add up.
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:29
    Re: #50
    Guess we'll just have to work three times as hard, then.
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:30
    Just fold investment income into comprehensive taxation, and exempt anyone earning under ¥5 million total (including salary) from resident tax and income tax.
    Above ¥5 million, uncapped progressive tax rates.
    Wouldn't that work?
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:34
    It's because cost-push inflation is outpacing the wage increases.
    132AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:07
    Re: #66
    You're being fooled — most of that is just opportunistic price-gouging riding the trend, nothing more.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:42
    Everyone wants a pay raise, so why won't workers unite?
    In other countries where wages are actually rising, workers band together as one and negotiate with management — Japanese workers don't do that.

    If anything, they're a bunch of idiots busy squabbling amongst themselves instead.
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:46
    Re: #83
    Why not have low-wage workers unionize and go on strike?

    Then they'd all get fired and replaced with capable foreign workers — win-win for everyone, right?
    91AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:46
    Re: #83
    Honestly, most people are satisfied with the status quo even if they don't realize it. If they were truly struggling to get by, they'd actually do something about it.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:50
    Re: #83
    Because they've got a slave mentality baked in.
    108AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:54
    So 30-40% of people are actually satisfied and don't even want a pay raise, huh.
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:57
    Re: #108
    That's because younger workers are getting higher wages and more job offers without even trying — it's a seller's market for them.
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:58
    Re: #113
    Even though they're useless?
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:59
    Re: #116
    Whether they're useful or not doesn't matter. Just being young makes you valuable these days.

    It's different from the Ice Age Generation (the large cohort who graduated into Japan's brutal job market of the late '90s/2000s).
    119AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:00
    Re: #116
    Losers online are always going on about "young people are useless, we're the competent ones!"

    Meanwhile those self-proclaimed "competent" old guys are earning less than their own peers.
    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:57
    Re: #106
    Right, if you don't raise wages everyone's just going to quit.
    146AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:17
    Re: #114
    Exactly. Without the pressure of people quitting, wages never go up.
    147AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:18
    Re: #146
    More like, for low-end jobs there's always someone to replace you if you quit.

    Especially now, since foreign workers are putting in such good work.
    151AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:19
    Re: #147
    What are you even talking about?
    155AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:20
    Re: #147
    Don't you see the pattern — the more fluid a segment of the job market is, the more conditions improve?

    Temp workers' hourly wages have shot way up, while regular full-time employees' haven't, precisely because temps just quit if they're unhappy with their treatment.

    Bottom line: improving your own conditions takes the will to actually change jobs.
    161AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:23
    What's really high is social insurance premiums and taxes.
    180AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:34
    There's no way small and mid-size companies can afford pay raises, not with the weak yen tanking the economy.
    It's only big corporations and public servants propping up the wage index.
    186AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:38
    Re: #180
    If this gets pushed through forcefully, it'll probably accelerate a winner-take-all society — split between those who can land jobs and those who can't.
    189AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:38
    Re: #180
    Exactly this. The only ones getting raises are public servants and big-company employees — or people who generate huge profits for their company.
    199AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:45
    Re: #180
    In other words, small and mid-size companies are the ones dragging Japan down.

    Why do people insist on glorifying SMEs? They're actually the ones with more exploitative "black" labor practices and layers of subcontracting that skim off the top — it just doesn't make the news the way big companies do. People romanticize SMEs because of old TV documentaries that tugged at their heartstrings; you're just seeing a pretty, curated slice of small business and projecting some romantic notion onto it.
    204AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:48
    Re: #199
    SMEs are garbage. The owning family drives around in luxury cars worth tens of millions of yen while the employees are all stuck driving beat-up used cars.
    The president's son joins the company in his 20s on a ¥10 million salary and drives a luxury car worth more than that.
    215AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:56
    Re: #204
    So go start your own small company, then. Take on some risk yourself.

    Background and Key Points

    The survey underpinning this thread comes from Persol Career’s Job Research Institute, tracking sentiment against Japan’s spring wage negotiation system, “shunto,” in which Rengo-affiliated unions at large corporations bargain annual raises that are meant to set a benchmark the rest of the economy follows. That trickle-down has always been uneven, but it matters more now because small and mid-size enterprises employ roughly 70% of Japan’s workforce, while non-regular workers (haken, part-timers, contract staff) — around a third of all employees — are largely outside the shunto framework entirely, missing the bonuses and seniority-linked raises regular employees expect. Add a yen that has lost much of its value over two decades and imported food and energy costs, and the “raise vs. reality” gap in the survey becomes concrete.

    The thread didn’t split over whether people want more pay; nearly everyone agreed on that. The real fault line was over blame: several posters argued SME wage stagnation stems from welfare and pension recipients suppressing demand for cheap goods (and called for cutting benefits to push the able-bodied back to work), while others countered that hoarded corporate profits and SME structures themselves — subcontracting layers, family-owned firms enriching themselves — are the actual culprit.

    What’s likely missed by outside readers is why “just unionize” (post 83) isn’t simple in Japan: unions here are organized company-by-company (kigyo-betsu kumiai), not by trade or sector, so they rarely coordinate across firms or strike the way unions in the US or France do — a structural reason wage solidarity struggles to form, which no poster actually named.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “70% Want a “Pay Raise” Amid Rising Prices, 60% “Dissatisfied” With Wages — What a 2026 Survey Reveals.”

  • Giants Edge Swallows 8-6 as Dalbec’s Go-Ahead 3-Run Homer Leads the Way — 3rd Through 6th Place Bunched Within 2.5 Games

    The Giants edged out the Yakult Swallows 8-6 in a game that got the thread talking, with the lineup racking up 8 runs behind Dalbec’s go-ahead 3-run homer. Comments described Tetsuto Yamada’s hit as “the flare of a candle right before it goes out,” while others worried about the Giants’ bullpen after they burned through seven pitchers, and attention also turned to just how tight the Central League standings are, with only 2.5 games separating 3rd from 6th place.

    Giants    3 0 2  2 0 0  0 0 1 | 8

    Swallows  1 1 2  0 2 0  0 0 0 | 6

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:56
    The Giants win again today, and Joa tastes so good (o^∀^o) (Joa is a Yakult-brand dairy drink — a running joke here celebrating Giants wins with Yakult products)
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:23
    Re: #3, 4, 11
    Hey, quit copying!
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:51
    Re: #3, 4, 11
    Thanks for your continued patronage
    thanks to you all buying, the sales go straight into Yamada's salary
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:56
    The Giants win again today, and Yakult 1000 tastes so good (o^∀^o) (another Yakult probiotic drink)
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:56
    Whoever went to watch this game live got their money's worth with all that scoring.
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Can't believe Ikeyama's throwing games at this point in the season. ("敗退行為" — NPB's term for intentionally losing/tanking, a serious accusation)
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Strikeout, strikeout… "What happened to Munetaka Murakami?"
    Chicago fans' despair, and their dreams
    Fans do an about-face after his "2-for-24, 11 K" slump
    8/25 (Tue) 17:43
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Yakult totally threw that game on purpose lol
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    The Giants win again today, and Pirukuru Miracle Care tastes so good (o^∀^o) (yet another Yakult dairy drink)
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Yakult suddenly started bunting like crazy, lol
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:57
    Re: #10
    How, exactly? lol
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:59
    Re: #13
    Huh?
    It was obviously intentional
    as punishment for Yoshimura
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:59
    Re: #20
    Yakult's still fighting for a Climax Series spot too, lol
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:15
    Re: #20
    Nah, when you get torched for 5 runs right at the start of game one of a 3-game set, of course you stick with your starter even while losing — you've got the next two games to think about.
    And unlike Norimoto, who's basically a sacrificial start for the Giants after Iori Yamazaki's last-minute injury, Yoshimura is (nominally) their Opening Day starter, so he's expected to at least do a starter's job.
    Though the half-hearted comeback ended up burning through their bullpen anyway.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    50-60 DeNA (Yokohama)
    50-61 Yakult
    50-65 Chunichi
    45-60 Hiroshima
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    1st and 2nd place probably won't budge, but 3rd place is up for grabs for anyone!
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    Dalbec: "Dog, shake."

    Dog: "Woof."

    Dalbec: "Hey dog, that's not it.
    It's three. Three times."

    Dog: "Woof woof woof."

    Dalbec: "Awww~ good boy, good boy."
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    Apparently there's a team out there that got 16 hits and still lost to a team with only 9.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:58
    You get 16 hits and still manage to lose? Come on.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:59
    Re: #1

    Pitcher decisions
    Win: Giants' Akaboshi (6-2, 0 SV)
    Loss: Yakult's Yoshimura (4-9, 0 SV)
    Save: Giants' Martinez (3-3, 35 SV)
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:03
    Re: #23
    Didn't realize Akaboshi already had 6 wins.
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:00
    Katsuya Nomura: "As expected, Hashigami's sticking well to my teachings. Ikeyama? He's managing now? No good, that won't do." (Nomura, a legendary manager who passed away in 2020, is being imagined here weighing in)
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:01
    Dalbec's 3-run homer that somehow flew completely under the radar
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:04
    Re: #25
    Without that 3-run homer, they lose this game.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:03
    If Norimoto can't get Yakult's batters out, there's no team he could possibly pitch against.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:05
    Re: #29
    He was getting hit even in the minors — he only got called up this time to fill out the bullpen.
    He just ended up starting on short notice because Iori landed on the injured list.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:05
    Sure, a win's a win, but burning through 7 pitchers on a Tuesday game against Yakult of all teams…
    is the staff gonna hold up until Sunday?
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:06
    Re: #33
    No time to worry about that this late in the season.
    The Giants are the ones chasing, so their pitching staff has no choice but to go full throttle.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:14
    That was a really sloppy, low-quality game.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:16
    Re: #46
    Agreed.
    Can't believe a team playing like that is sitting in 2nd place.
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    And here Yamada finally got a hit too, for nothing.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:30
    Re: #54
    Saw the flare of a candle right before it goes out.
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    I'm a Giants fan, but…
    the Giants are running on fumes.
    Come September, they could end up like Hiroshima did last year.
    Still, credit where it's due for building up a cushion with this roster.
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    Re: #61
    They're just aiming for a Climax Series spot at this point.
    As long as they can win it all in the end, that's fine.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    Re: #61
    Just when it seemed like the rotation was coming together, it's a mess again.
    They're scraping by rotating position players too, but it's rough.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:44
    Doing well considering they're missing Togo, Iori, and Taisei.
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:54
    Re: #64
    The rotation from when they won it all two years ago:
    Sugano → MLB
    Togo → injured
    Iori → injured
    Griffin → MLB
    Inoue → the lone survivor, now the ace
    Yokogawa → surgery
    Okamoto's gone to MLB too
    Taisei, Yoshikawa, and Kishida are all out hurt
    That's honestly too much to overcome.
    This is basically a rebuilding team that's had to pivot to the young guys.
    Hashigami's doing a great job.
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:58
    Re: #64
    Whitley's hurt too, and there's no timetable for Nishidate's return.
    Thank god they picked up Ogasawara when they did.

    Background and Key Points

    The Yomiuri Giants are Japan’s most storied and commercially dominant franchise, and the Yakult Swallows are owned by Yakult Honsha, the probiotic-drink company — which is why beating them triggers the recurring gag of Giants fans “toasting” the win with Yakult’s own products (Joa, Yakult 1000, Pirukuru). Japan’s Central League has no divisions; six teams play one table, and the top three advance to the postseason Climax Series. That structure is why the thread fixated on the standings line — with only 2.5 games separating 3rd and 6th place this late in the season, essentially the whole bottom half of the league is still alive for a playoff spot, which is unusually tight for August.

    The actual disagreement in the thread was whether Yakult’s bullpen management — starter Yoshimura left in through an early battering, then a flurry of bunts — was a deliberate tank job or just conventional strategy. Accusers framed it as “敗退行為” (intentional losing), a loaded term in NPB with echoes of past game-fixing scandals, not a casual complaint. The pushback (post 47) offered a mundane baseball explanation: Yoshimura is Yakult’s nominal ace, so managers stick with him in game one of a series rather than burn the bullpen, even while trailing.

    What outside readers likely miss is the depth of the Giants’ pitching crisis behind the box score: several relievers who anchored their 2023 championship rotation are gone to MLB (Sugano, Griffin, Okamoto) or injured (Togo, Iori, Yokogawa, Taisei, Whitley), forcing a seven-pitcher night just to hold on — the thread’s real subtext beneath the joke posts.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Central League S 6-8 G [8/25] Giants score 8 runs including Dalbec’s go-ahead 3-run homer, Yakult strands 11 runners, Central League tightens to 2.5 games between 3rd and 6th.”

  • Leap Seconds Effectively Abolished from 2027 — Earth’s Rotation Drift Tolerated Up to ‘One Hour’

    A resolution to effectively abolish leap seconds from May 2027, tolerating a drift from Earth’s rotation of up to one hour, is reportedly set to be reviewed at the General Conference on Weights and Measures in France this October.

    In the thread, rather than the “one-hour drift” itself — which isn’t expected to occur for hundreds or even thousands of years — commenters focused more on the real-world struggles engineers have faced dealing with leap seconds, worries about the impact on GPS and missile-defense systems, and pointed remarks that this is ultimately just kicking the problem down the road.

    Leap Seconds Effectively Abolished from 2027 — Rotation Drift Tolerated Up to “One Hour,” Vote at International Conference in October

    A proposal to effectively abolish the “leap second,” which adjusts world standard time in one-second increments, will be reviewed at the General Conference on Weights and Measures (CGPM), to be held in France October 13–15.

    Under the resolution from the International Bureau of Weights and Measures (BIPM), if adopted, the world will shift to a “continuous UTC” — one that makes no leap-second adjustments — starting May 20, 2027.

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:18
    Bet this'll make some people go 'gyaaah!!' lol
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:52
    If it drifts a whole hour, that's basically daylight saving time territory.
    Saying 'I'll be dead by then anyway' feels pretty irresponsible though.
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:05
    How has everyone even been handling this adjustment up until now?
    That's kind of terrifying.
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:05
    If they're not careful, it could mess up computer systems.
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:18
    Late to work, late delivery, late loan repayment, late settlement — any time-related delay up to an hour is now excusable by blaming Earth's rotation drift.
    Long live the slow life!
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:24
    If noon shifts by a whole hour, wouldn't that seriously mess up weather statistics?
    Should've capped it at a minute, at most.
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:27
    Re: #1
    I could never get along with people who're fine with daylight saving time.
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:35
    Honestly, inserting it right at the date rollover — 23:59:60 — seems like a bad idea, doesn't it?
    If it were 10:10:60 instead, you could fudge things a lot more easily.
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:35
    Re: #9
    Nah, doesn't really change anything fundamental.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:56
    Feels like they'll end up just setting Christ's birth as second zero and calling now '63 billion seconds.'
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:15
    Wouldn't this throw GPS off too?
    Car nav is one thing, but if military or mountaineering units get thrown off, isn't that dangerous?
    Or is this kept separate from that, and it's purely about the time humans use?

    Either way, that sounds like it'd get messy too.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:27
    Re: #11
    It won't drift.
    If anything, since every system implements leap-second insertion differently,
    engineers have been coughing up blood trying to prevent drift caused by that — and now that's gone, so three cheers.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:27
    Flip the thinking around — just artificially correct the Earth's rotation speed itself so no time adjustment is ever needed.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:29
    Re: #13
    Marry me.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:29
    'If the rotation's gotten slower, then just speed it back up!'
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:07
    Just adjust it once, at noon on leap day — that'd be enough.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:20
    Re: #17
    Leap years aren't adjusted case-by-case — under the Gregorian calendar, whether Feb 29 gets inserted in any given year is fixed far into the future.
    It's a completely different concept.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:15
    Guess this is, in a way, a decision driven by 'outside pressure' too…
    if you count the fact that, for the first time on record, Earth's days have been shorter than 24 hours these past few years as 'outside pressure.'

    But honestly, isn't this a good outcome? Better that only the industries that actually need to care about the UTC/UT1 gap have to deal with it,
    rather than making everyone who touches a system clock worry about it.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:17
    If it drifts a whole hour, sunlight and temperature would shift quite a bit.
    Correcting it back would be rough too.
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:20
    How many thousands of years would it even take to drift a full hour?
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:45
    Honestly, feels like the current setup was fine as it was.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 11:48
    Re: #22
    Can't be helped — the downsides outweighed the benefits.
    Nobody wants system clocks getting fiddled with constantly these days,
    let alone attempting, for the first time ever, a leap second adjustment in the reverse direction!
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 12:07
    An hour's drift is at least centuries away,
    so by then old systems might have nobody left who can touch them — that could cause even bigger chaos.
    If it were capped around a minute, you'd only adjust once every few decades, which still seems manageable.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:18
    Re: #12
    How many systems even implement leap seconds these days?
    Most just smear the drift via NTP now, don't they?
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:27
    Re: #26
    No such thing exists.
    It's not something you can just work out with a simple calculation —
    they just sync time based on announcements from international bodies.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:34
    Society can cope with something like a 'leap second' since it's routine, but decades or centuries from now, inserting a 'leap hour' is going to be a bigger mess than the Y2K/Showa-100 bug.
    Can system engineers really not foresee that?
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44
    Re: #27
    Thousands of years from now, today's systems won't exist in any recognizable form.
    There's no need to keep the current rule in place until the full one-hour drift actually shows up —
    realistically this'll only ever amount to a difference of a few dozen seconds.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:17
    If one particular day ends up with an extra hour, whether that hour counts toward work time seems like it could become a real social issue.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:20
    They're just bundling the problem up and punting it to the future.
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:30
    Re: #30
    Fine to punt on this one.
    Even after hundreds of years, it might only add up to a few minutes of drift,
    and by then the timekeeping system will probably look totally different anyway.

    Basically, the real question is what to do over just the next few decades —
    and making every system scramble to handle unknown fallout over a UTC/UT1 gap that maxes out at a few dozen seconds is ridiculous.
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:35
    And on top of that, this 'days shorter than 24 hours' phenomenon has only been observed these past few years in all of recorded history — there's a good chance it reverses within a few decades and days go back to being longer than 24 hours again.
    Making every system implement negative leap seconds just for a few years' worth of a phenomenon is just terrible cost-benefit thinking.
    I'd get chewed out by my boss for that.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    The one-hour figure is just the maximum tolerance —
    it's not like they'll actually let the gap grow to a full hour before doing anything.
    And the underlying definition of the 'second' itself will probably be replaced by some more precise method before too long anyway.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:55
    No way they'd actually let it drift a whole hour lol.
    The world's clocks run on NTP these days —
    this barely matters outside of stuff like rocket guidance systems.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:52
    I guess as long as the gap between UTC and astronomical time is clearly published, there's no real problem.
    Though the world will keep running on UTC regardless…
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:35
    Isn't GPS time just a raw second count since around 1980, meaning leap seconds are really a calendar-processing issue on the receiver's end?
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:44
    Guess we won't get overtime pay for the leap second anymore.
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 20:53
    Re: #1
    In a military context, lots of a nation's people could die, so think about missile interception here.
    A junk system whose intercept timing is off by a whole hour is garbage.
    Keep corrections down to one second — do your best.
    That's the state's duty.
    Protect human lives.
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:19
    Leaving it alone for centuries sounds like it'll cause total chaos whenever it finally happens.
    Wouldn't it be better if it happened at least once during a given engineer's working career?
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:26
    Re: #45
    Nobody said it's being left alone.

    All that's been decided is that correction happens once the drift exceeds one hour.
    In practice, 'correcting because it drifted an hour' will basically never occur —
    by the time it drifts an hour, the systems involved will be fundamentally different anyway.

    Background and Key Points

    The leap second dates to 1972, when the world’s timekeepers grafted astronomical time (UT1, based on Earth’s rotation) onto atomic time (TAI) by letting UTC insert an occasional extra second, decided and announced by the International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service. Historically the Earth was slowing, so 27 leap seconds have been added, most recently in 2016. Japan’s own civil clock, JST, is maintained by NICT and simply follows these UTC announcements, meaning any change ripples straight into Japanese servers, broadcast systems, and telecoms without a separate domestic process. The proposal now before the CGPM would stop leap-second insertions from 2027 and only correct if the UTC/UT1 gap ever reaches a full hour — a threshold nobody expects to be reached for centuries.

    The thread didn’t really argue about the one-hour number itself; posters broadly agreed that’s a non-issue. The actual disagreement was over whether abolition is a sensible fix or just deferred pain: some argued a small, decades-long drift is now impossible to correct gradually and will dump a much bigger, more chaotic adjustment on whatever engineers exist generations from now, while others countered that today’s systems won’t even resemble future ones, so pre-committing to a rigid schedule now is pointless.

    What the thread glossed over is the actual trigger for this reform: for the first time since precise measurement began, Earth’s rotation has recently sped up rather than slowed, raising the unprecedented prospect of a negative leap second — subtracting a second, something no system has ever actually implemented or tested, which is far riskier than the insertions engineers are used to. Readers may also assume GPS timing itself drifts with leap seconds, but GPS time is a continuous count since 1980 that ignores them entirely; only the calendar display layer, not the satellites’ clocks, is affected.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Science News+) thread “Leap Seconds Effectively Abolished from 2027 — Rotation Drift Tolerated Up to “One Hour,” Vote at International Conference in October.”

  • Osaka’s ‘Brutal Location-Shoot Comedian’ Confesses: 7,500 Yen for a 15-Hour Shoot

    On Nippon TV’s “Daigo’s Comedian Receipts,” Osaka-based comedy duo Smile revealed they were paid just 7,500 yen for a 15-hour location shoot. Daigo was reportedly left speechless on learning this has been going on for 13 years.

    On 5ch, discussion centered on how much Yoshimoto Kogyo (the talent agency) takes as its cut and the pay gap between Kansai local shows and Tokyo key-network programs — though plenty of harsh comments like “that’s fair, they’re just not funny” also piled up.

    Osaka’s “brutal location-shoot comedian” makes a desperate plea — the shocking reality of 7,500 yen for a 15-hour shoot, going on for 13 years already… Daigo left speechless

    On the July 24 episode of Nippon TV’s “Daigo’s Comedian Receipts,” titled “Naniwa Comedians Invasion SP: An SOS From Friends Who Knew Daigo Back Then,” comedians who work mainly in Osaka and go way back with Daigo gathered in the studio to air their harsh realities.

    One of them was comedy duo Smile. Yosuke Seto introduced himself by saying, “Do you know what we’re called in Kansai? The brutal location-shoot comedians nobody looks up to.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:37
    Quitting comedy for a part-time job would pay better.
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:38
    Then just quit.
    It's that simple — just make it big.
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:39
    Go walk all the way to some mountain hut in the rainforest
    and watch tigers instead.
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    Smile's manzai (comedy duo routine) just isn't funny, so it can't be helped.
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    When Yoshitaka first showed up, I honestly thought he was seriously off in the head.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:12
    Re: #9
    Even if that's an act, it reads as scarier than funny.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    Nothing improves because there are idiots out there who actually laugh at that.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:41
    They give them a boxed lunch too — did they subtract the break time from the 15 hours?
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:41
    I thought Woo-Yeah Yoshitaka (his catchphrase nickname) was some dangerous guy.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    Well, Yoshimoto (the agency) skims a big chunk off the top.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    Tajin, the location-shoot comedian from Namba, used to show up a lot on Nagoya shows for a while,
    but I haven't seen him around lately.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    There's also a comedian named Smile, plus multiple bands with that name — it gets confusing.
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:44
    They're not even funny enough to justify 7,500 yen, so it's only fitting.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:44
    The agency's skimming off the top, so that's just how it goes.
    Talent agencies can't run for free either.
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:46
    That's way too cheap lol
    I don't hate that renovation segment though
    it's a long-running feature that's lasted 13 years lol
    that's rough even so lol
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:46
    And apparently, in between those shoots, Yoshitaka gets hassled hard by delinquents too.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:48
    Funny or not aside, that looks brutal, so 7,500 yen is just sad.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:48
    Honestly, it's exhausting how comedians keep popping up on every single Kansai show.
    No matter the channel, it's comedian after comedian trying to push their own bit,
    all giving off that eager, pouncing "Koyabu" vibe (after comedian Koyabu, known for hogging the spotlight) — really annoying to watch.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:50
    No matter what kind of contract this is, wouldn't it run afoul of minimum wage law, the Subcontract Act, or the new Freelance Act?
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    But then again, if you make it big, we're talking a world where you can pull in 50 million yen a month.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    Oh, it's these guys.
    Their free talk is hopelessly unfunny,
    and on location shoots they're just loud — seems like fair treatment.
    It's not like they're irreplaceable.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:53
    So Kansai station pay really is a whole order of magnitude below the key (Tokyo) networks.
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:53
    Meanwhile their juniors are pulling in millions of yen just from manzai live shows.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:54
    This is the only show where I ever even see Smile.
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:54
    The market's small, so it can't be helped.
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:55
    And yet they kept getting huge sums from the Cool Japan Fund.
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:59
    "Smile Construction Co."? Yep, thought so.
    They really milk that bit.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:00
    It's Tomi-Masa's fault for allowing that pay rate —
    Higashino's as sharp as ever, teasing him about it on air.
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:01
    Do people not realize pay varies person to person?
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:01
    Well, it probably comes down to how much Yoshimoto skims off the top.
    Basically like being a technical intern dispatched by a Chinese labor broker.
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:02
    Doesn't "Smile Construction" use pretty lavish materials for the renovation every time?
    Is the viewer who applied for the segment the one footing that construction bill?
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    I wonder how much Chidori got paid for that long-running "mooch a boxed lunch" location segment on the same show.
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    At this point, quitting comedy and starting a renovation company would probably
    make more money.
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:04
    If you actually meet Yoshitaka in person, he's nothing like that — just a normal guy.
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:17
    I see —
    so they use this as their signature bit to cash in elsewhere, meaning overall it's actually a pretty sweet deal.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:20
    Re: #71
    There's also a variation where, during the downtime waiting for paint to dry, they got sent off to do promotional work for the Expo.

    Background and Key Points

    Yoshimoto Kogyo, the Osaka agency that reportedly manages over 6,000 acts, has functioned for decades as a near-monopoly gatekeeper for Kansai comedy: it owns the theaters, staffs the local variety shows, and takes an agency cut from almost every booking a comedian gets, while also controlling the pipeline that decides who gets promoted to Tokyo’s “key network” (kantou kii) programming, where pay and exposure are dramatically higher than on regional Kansai-only broadcasts. Because comedians are typically engaged as individual contractors rather than employees, Japan’s minimum wage law does not straightforwardly apply to them, which is why a flat 7,500 yen fee for a full-day, 13-year-running segment is legally murky rather than a clear violation — several posters raised the Subcontract Act and the newer Freelance Act precisely because ordinary labor protections don’t obviously cover this arrangement.

    The thread didn’t converge on outrage; it split between blaming Yoshimoto’s opaque cut of location-shoot fees and Kansai-network pay scales, versus posters arguing Smile simply isn’t funny enough to command more, so 7,500 yen is “fair” treatment rather than exploitation.

    What the thread leaves unexamined is how normal this actually is: only a tiny fraction of Yoshimoto’s thousands of contracted acts ever reach the earnings tier posters cite (comedians reportedly clearing tens of millions of yen a month), while most work is exactly this kind of low-paid, long-running local filler segment — treated as dues-paying exposure rather than a living wage, and rarely renegotiated once a bit becomes a fixture.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary compiled from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Osaka’s “brutal location-shoot comedian” makes a desperate plea — the shocking reality of 7,500 yen for a 15-hour shoot! Already going on for 13 years… Daigo left speechless.”

  • Government to Give Science Grad Students ¥2.8 Million a Year — 5ch Split Over ‘Does 2 Years of Research Even Matter?’

    The Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology (MEXT) has decided to give graduate students in science and engineering master’s programs studying the government’s “17 strategic fields” — such as AI and semiconductors — up to ¥2.8 million per year, starting next fiscal year and continuing for seven years. The program targets roughly 11,000 students annually, with graduate schools employing them as research assistants. On 5ch, opinions split over whether master’s programs are even necessary in the first place, and over the fairness of favoring science students.

    MEXT has decided to provide financial support of up to ¥2.8 million per student per year to students enrolled in master’s programs at science and engineering graduate schools who are researching the “17 strategic fields” — such as artificial intelligence (AI) and semiconductors — that the government is prioritizing in its growth strategy. The support will cover around 11,000 students a year for seven years starting next fiscal year. Payments will be made by having graduate schools employ the students as research assistants, with the goal of cultivating highly specialized talent.

    When it comes to financial support for master’s students, systems already exist such as deferred tuition payment — where no tuition is charged during enrollment and repayment is based on post-graduation income — and tuition waivers, but support has been thinner than what’s available to undergraduate or doctoral students. The new support for master’s students can also be put toward living expenses, making it easier for students to focus on their studies and research.

    Support for master’s students will be delivered through a “network” framework in which multiple graduate schools jointly run education and research tied to the 17 strategic fields. MEXT plans to designate 20 such networks in total. To qualify, a student must be enrolled at a graduate school participating in one of these networks and aiming to advance to a doctoral program, with final selection made by the graduate school itself.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:17
    At the very least, limit it to people who hold Japanese citizenship themselves and whose parents did too.
    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:00
    Re: #4
    The policy of "welcoming talented international students to Japan, with a bit of financial support" has been running for about 50 years, and it got beefed up roughly 20 years ago. Only about 3% of the total get the generous treatment, and there are GPA requirements and the like too. Japan's been doing this kind of thing all along — why get hung up on such a trivial point now? As long as they contribute to Japanese scholarship and research, who cares about that condition?
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:18
    Do we really need that many master's students? I think they should cut the number. For most science master's grads who go straight into a job, a measly 2 years of research doesn't mean much, does it? Says the guy who got his own master's degree.
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:27
    Re: #10
    For me it went the other way — if I hadn't done a master's, university would've just been for goofing off. What I did during those two master's years directly connects to my job now.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:48
    Re: #10
    These days Japan has fewer PhD students than South Korea does, even though Japan's population is more than double. That's way too few.
    122AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:07
    Re: #10
    Isn't it tough to get into a company's R&D department without at least a master's degree?
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:21
    The reason China's ratio of science students is so high is that science pays double what humanities does. In Japan's current state, where humanities majors earn more, students aren't going to choose science.
    236AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:58
    Re: #17
    I don't get why humanities grads get called "elite" trading-house men or "elite" bankers and pull high salaries. They're just people who went into humanities by process of elimination because they couldn't hack math and science.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:21
    Can someone living off a pension become a master's student?
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:24
    Re: #20
    Hadn't thought of that angle. Sounds good.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:27
    Re: #20
    Though unless your research topic gets fast results and you publish something genuinely groundbreaking, you might not be able to compete with the younger crowd headed straight into jobs afterward.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:23
    I don't get why people are so eager to get a master's. It's mostly Japanese manufacturers that want one — foreign consulting firms often hire straight out of a bachelor's. Two measly years of research doesn't give you real expertise. I think the downside of delaying your job start outweighs the benefit.
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:29
    What about literature majors? I'm majoring in Japanese literature (kokubungaku) — as you all know, it's a pretty unglamorous field. Still, I want to become a scholar in this area and produce my own new research results someday. I'm a woman, and I think the government policy in Re: #1 is clearly sex discrimination.
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:31
    Re: #42
    Just do your best out in the real world — it's a field where you don't need a fancy title anyway.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:36
    Re: #42
    Everything's starting to run on natural language now, so being fast at reading and writing, and good at putting things into words and structuring them, is actually an advantage.
    124AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:09
    Re: #27
    People with hands-on lab experience are well liked. Transfer in from a technical college (kosen) and go all the way through to grad school, and you're hugely popular.
    132AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:14
    Re: #124
    Even hearing that, I still think "six years of education and that's all you get?" You could take an 18-year-old, put them to work, and train them up in a year. A corporate foot soldier doesn't need the kind of broad knowledge you learn at university. Doesn't need two measly years of master's research either.
    139AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:16
    Re: #132
    "You could take an 18-year-old, put them to work, and train them up in a year" — no way, that's absolutely impossible.
    151AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:24
    Re: #132
    If you've actually got people capable of training them like that, that's impressive.
    130AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:12
    Yeah, this one's pointless. By the time students starting now graduate, something totally different will be trendy. Ten years ago "big data" and "deep learning" were the ones being called cutting-edge lol.
    136AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:16
    Re: #130
    That's an IT/CS thing, right? I used to think it's best to avoid that field since the tech goes obsolete too fast — but then AI showed up and now even other fields are getting unpredictable too. Still think it'll be fine for now though.
    201AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:44
    Re: #130
    That IS the core technology behind AI, though.
    135AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:15
    Re: #130
    This is exactly why "selective concentration" (pouring all resources into a few chosen areas) usually ends in failure.
    140AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:17
    By the way, I majored in AI myself, but that was back when deep learning basically only existed inside Google. AI itself has turned into a completely different thing since then 😂
    164AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:31
    Re: #140
    Matsuo Lab? [a well-known AI research lab at the University of Tokyo]
    Re: #148
    That just delays them entering the workforce even more. Just have them work with a high school diploma.
    156AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:27
    For Japan to survive, it has no choice but to become a technological powerhouse again. Strengthening the sciences is essential for that. Relying on inbound tourism that even a monkey could handle will only accelerate the decline.
    166AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:32
    There's no way a scholarship like this comes free. Unless it comes with strings attached — like being forced into the Maritime Self-Defense Force or other military work, the way it happened to me.
    193AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:43
    Re: #166
    Oh, that's rare — so there really are people out there who got that scholarship.
    214AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:49
    I think it's fine. Though even among science students, the low performers don't need it. Also, it feels like a bit much for students still living with their parents (except for the ones with huge commuting costs). China is already lapping Japan in IT, and on top of that they've announced a new five-year plan to gut the humanities and replace them with science and engineering. Catching up won't be easy.
    218AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:51
    Re: #214
    And yet a university degree is worth zero these days (´・ω・`)
    "Credentials are becoming worthless" — top US engineer reveals what the people who "blow up" in the AI era have in common
    "The era of the résumé is over" — as AI spreads, the rules for corporate hiring and talent evaluation are starting to change dramatically.
    [Tsuruaki Yukawa, Editor-in-Chief, ExaWizards AI Shimbun]
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    "The era of the résumé is over" — as AI spreads, the rules for corporate hiring and talent evaluation are starting to change dramatically.
    Aditya Agarwal — a partner at the US startup community South Park Commons, a former early Facebook engineer, and former CTO of Dropbox — shared the results of an interesting hiring experiment on X (formerly Twitter).
    https://www.itmedia.co.jp/business/spv/2605/07/news031.html
    221AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:52
    Re: #214
    It's up to ¥2.8 million a year at most, and once you pay tuition and buy materials, there probably isn't much room left.
    222AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:52
    Re: #214
    It says it can also be used for living expenses, so it's presumably meant as research funding. That could let people do short-term stints at universities abroad. But then there's probably going to be a gap in research life between students who live away from their parents and are broke — forced to spend it all on living costs — and everyone else.
    233AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:56
    Re: #222
    American universities are worth zero too, you know?
    December 2, 2025, 20:00 — Education
    Most Americans think a four-year college degree is "no longer worth the tuition"
    A poll by major US outlet NBC found that two-thirds of Americans believe a four-year college degree "isn't worth what it costs."
    https://gigazine.net/news/20251202-4-year-collage-degrees-worth/
    239AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:59
    Re: #233
    Apparently the current US college enrollment rate is only in the 30% range.
    241AnonymousAug 26, 2026 00:01
    Re: #233
    Nobody's talking about getting a full degree. There's stuff like joining a summer program too, you know.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s graduate-school structure has a two-year master’s (shūshi) sitting between a four-year bachelor’s and a doctoral course, and unlike the US model where a science PhD is normally salaried by default, Japanese master’s students have historically received far weaker support than undergraduates or doctoral candidates — mainly deferred-tuition loans and waivers rather than living stipends. This MEXT program changes that only for a subset: up to ¥2.8 million a year (roughly $19,000), paid not as a scholarship but as wages for research-assistant work, available for seven years starting next fiscal year to about 11,000 students annually who are in one of 20 government-designated “networks” of graduate schools collaborating on the 17 priority fields (AI, semiconductors, etc.), and who intend to continue on to a doctorate. Final selection is left to each school, not MEXT.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t about the money itself but about whether a master’s is worth doing at all — posters split between those who say two years of research shaped their entire career and those who think it just delays entering the workforce for little practical gain, with a side debate over whether science fields deserve preferential funding over humanities.

    What’s easy to miss: this isn’t a blanket scholarship for all science grad students — it’s capped, competitive, tied to specific institutional “networks,” and structured as taxable RA salary rather than a stipend, so it likely won’t reach most of Japan’s science master’s cohort. The thread also never engages with the actual comparative numbers MEXT is responding to — Japan producing far fewer PhDs than South Korea despite more than double the population — which is the policy’s real starting premise, not just “science vs. humanities” fairness.

    *This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread: “MEXT to give science master’s students ¥2.8 million a year — targeting 11,000 students in the “17 strategic fields,” starting next fiscal year for 7 years…“

  • Wants a Girlfriend but His Only Contact With Girls Is Driving School — 5ch: ‘Is It Okay to Hit On Her?’

    A college student who wants a girlfriend but has no way to meet girls during summer break except at driving school posted on 5ch. Amid a barrage of jabs like “What are you even trying to do with no income?” and “Not gonna happen unless you’re good-looking,” he pondered aloud whether it would be okay to talk to someone at the driving school — and the thread unexpectedly blew up.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:13
    So what do you guys think?
    BTW I'm a college student
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:23
    What are you even trying to do?
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:24
    Re: #15
    For starters, I just want to get into a one-on-one situation with a girl.
    I'll take it from there myself, ,
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    Re: #18
    You don't even have any income.
    What are you trying to do?
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    Re: #23
    Re: #18
    You don't even have any income.
    What are you trying to do?
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:25
    There are a lot of cute girls sitting alone at driving school.
    The waiting room or cafeteria would be too much, but maybe I'll give it a shot tomorrow during the classroom lesson.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:26
    Re: #22
    I'm a student, so when you bring up "income" it honestly doesn't register with me
    I do get an allowance, and worst case my parents will cover something like a trip
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:27
    Re: #26
    You're basically your parents' pet, aren't you?
    You don't have any authority of your own,
    none at all
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:28
    Re: #28
    I did have one, up until this spring, so…
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:29
    Re: #32
    Don't front like that, it's pathetic.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:29
    Re: #32
    Did she dump you?
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:28
    If it were some old guy that'd be creepy, but for a student, hitting on someone in a situation like that is pretty common.
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:30
    Re: #33
    Guess that's true, huh?
    But seriously, nobody's actually talking to anybody there — it's shocking, given how many students are around
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:29
    Re: #29
    I'm an only child, no curfew, nobody says a word even if I roll in the next morning — total freedom
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:30
    Re: #35
    You're gonna get arrested for violating the public nuisance ordinance.
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:35
    You probably won't believe me, but I actually had plans to hang out last week with a girl my age from this very board, and then she just went silent on me. Pretty shocked.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    Re: #58
    Don't sweat it
    As a fellow female college student, let me apologize on her behalf
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    If you're a college student and you want a girlfriend, drop the shame and just act.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:40
    Re: #61
    So… is it okay if I talk to her at driving school, ,
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:41
    Re: #64
    It's not THAT girl, right? That'd be scary lol
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:43
    Re: #65
    What year are you in college again?
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:41
    Re: #63
    Go for it
    Once you get your license you'll never see her again anyway
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:42
    Re: #66
    Yeah, true — I deliberately picked a school away from my hometown, so the damage is minimal
    …so what's a natural way to open with her?
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:47
    Unless you're good-looking or good at talking, hitting on her is just gonna end awkwardly.
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:49
    Re: #74
    I think my face is decent enough, but that driving school seems to have a lot of good-looking guys, so I might just blend into the background
    As for talking skills, well… not really, no. Not that I'm bad at socializing exactly, but
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:50
    Not gonna happen unless you're handsome. "Good-looking" (lol)
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    Re: #76
    I've got strong features — I've actually been mistaken for a foreigner once
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:50
    If you're a college student with zero contact with girls, that's not gonna change no matter where you go.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:53
    Re: #78
    It's not that I have zero contact with girls, it's just that it never turns into anything like actually dating
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:51
    Double eyelids, big round eyes
    Love-at-first-sight level
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    Re: #79
    Yeah, seriously double eyelids and big round eyes! People tell me my eyes are pretty all the time — my eyes are the one thing I'm genuinely confident about
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:52
    It's creepy, but it's not a crime, so…
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:53
    Re: #80
    The moment she thinks I'm creepy, my mental health is done for
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:54
    Re: #83
    If you can't make it happen in a college environment, you're just not gonna make it happen
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:55
    Re: #85
    Even as a college student, isn't it really just your department, clubs, and part-time job?
    And since I've been striking out at all of those, this is where I've ended up
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:01
    Just get a part-time job
    You'll land one in no time
    97AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    Re: #94
    I've worked 5 or 6 part-time jobs so far and never once seen a cute girl my age who seemed like dating material, ,
    Also, if the job's too busy, romance is the last thing on your mind
    So what kind of part-time job should I even get?
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    Re: #94
    I'm 34, recently got back into the workforce after being a NEET, and started a part-time job — still no girlfriend
    96AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:02
    Have you ever kept a beetle as a pet? That's the one and only answer.
    99AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:03
    Re: #96
    What's that supposed to mean? lol
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:08
    Re: #99 Just take it easy, Mr. Boy

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s driving schools (kyōshūjo) are not a one-off DMV visit but a weeks-long institution: getting a manual or automatic license typically means enrolling at a private school, attending repeated classroom and behind-the-wheel sessions over one to two months (or a compressed two-week “gasshuku” lodging course), and often crossing paths with the same cohort of 18-to-20-something students again and again. Because Japanese teens can’t get a license until 18 and university students frequently knock it out during a long break, driving school has long doubled as a rite-of-passage social space — much like the American college-dorm cliché — and “met my boyfriend/girlfriend at kyōshūjo” is a familiar trope in Japanese youth culture, not an eccentric idea.

    The thread’s disagreement isn’t really about whether driving school is an appropriate place to flirt — posters largely concede that, for a student, it’s normal and low-stakes. The split is over whether this particular poster has the individual traits (looks, conversational skill, income, “authority” as an adult) needed to pull it off, with replies swinging between mockery of his dependence on his parents and half-earnest encouragement once he claims striking features.

    What outside readers might miss is the built-in safety valve everyone here takes for granted: since classmates finish the course and disperse once licensed, an awkward approach carries little of the lingering social risk it would in a workplace or dorm — several posters flag this “you’ll never see her again” anonymity as exactly what makes the attempt low-risk, not creepy.

    This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (nanG) thread “I really want a girlfriend, but during summer break the only place I have any contact with girls is driving school… is it okay to talk to her?.”

  • Hiroyuki Claims Smokers Succeed More, Says It’s ‘The Same Reason People Who Go to Drinking Parties Get Promoted’

    On X, Hiroyuki argued that “the smoking-area community shouldn’t be underestimated — it’s the same reason people who attend drinking parties get promoted.” On 5channel, some voiced agreement, saying “the smoking room has become a place for exchanging information,” while others pushed back, arguing “smoking rooms themselves are becoming rarer these days” and “the point of the original article wasn’t about alcohol or tobacco — it’s that meeting a wider variety of people more often is what actually affects promotions.”

    Hiroyuki: Do Smokers Succeed More? He Argues ‘Same Reason People Who Attend Drinking Parties Get Promoted’

    Entrepreneur Hiroyuki Nishimura (49) updated his official X (formerly Twitter) account by the 25th, writing about why he thinks smokers tend to succeed.

    Hiroyuki began, “I’ve long done work that has me showing up at all kinds of companies, and the smoking-area community shouldn’t be underestimated — it’s the same reason people who attend drinking parties get promoted.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:14
    Might as well drink and smoke — better than not.
    Just don't do it when you can't.
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:15
    So the real winner is the guy sitting in the smoking area chatting away without actually smoking?
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:17
    Re: #5
    Non-smokers are probably more stressed out than smokers are, so I don't think smoking's such a bad thing.
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:22
    Re: #5
    If you're hanging around without smoking, that's actually creepy.

    Like, what reason would you even have to be in the smoking area?
    Smokers can tell something's up, so they'll give you the cold shoulder (a play on "kemutagareru" — literally "smoked out," meaning treated as an unwelcome pest).
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:36
    Re: #5
    Secondhand smoke is worse for you, you know.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:16
    People who like drinking and smoking strike me as the pachinko-parlor crowd.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:17
    Re: #10
    So you're saying the pachinko crowd is the one getting promoted?
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:17
    I wonder if people who can golf are the successful ones.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:18
    This country is declining precisely because promotions hinge on stuff like showing up to drinking parties.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:19
    Never once seen a smoker who was actually good at their job lol
    Being dependent on something in the first place is a red flag.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:19
    Well, even Google says they won't hire someone who lacks cooperativeness, no matter how skilled they are.
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:36
    Re: #19
    Equating "cooperativeness" with "attending drinking parties" feels pretty outdated at this point.
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:20
    This guy's clearly never held down a normal job lol
    Way too half-baked lol
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:21
    Re: #21
    The entertainment industry is full of smokers though.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:20
    Going to drinking parties means sacrificing your private time to join the work community,
    so I get how that grows your network.
    But with smoking, some guys are just using it as an excuse to skip work.
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:37
    Re: #23
    But smokers do seem to have this weird sense of community — or solidarity — that non-smokers just can't understand.
    Apparently there are relationships that only exist within the smoking area.
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:21
    Even at big companies, it's not unusual to have just one smoking spot.
    Being able to talk directly not just to department heads from other divisions but even to executives is a big deal.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:22
    I'm not sure it goes as far as actual connections,
    but it does help you become a familiar face.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:22
    Nobody at my company smokes anymore.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:23
    Re: #30
    How many years till retirement?
    You'd be better off taking early retirement.
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:23
    Connections —

    that's really what it all comes down to, huh.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:24
    So going to drug parties gets you promoted, then?
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:24
    Is there actually a significant gap between the smoking rate among successful people and the general smoking rate?
    Is there any data on that?
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:28
    The number of people who drink and smoke has really dropped.
    Smoking especially gets you looks like "wait, you still smoke?"
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:28
    There's no way someone who never shows up at the smoking area gets promoted.
    Hiroyuki's right —
    plenty of people force themselves to smoke ultra-light 1mg cigarettes just to be there.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:28
    That's an old story.
    These days more people don't smoke,
    so that kind of networking barely exists anymore.
    If anything, smoking gets your evaluation lowered as a sign you can't manage yourself.
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:29
    That's a fair point.
    Back in my salaryman days, the smoking room was where people actually exchanged honest information.
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:36
    Maybe check the smoking rate among successful people before saying that…
    73AnonymousAug 25, 2026 23:39
    Re: #68
    Lately Hiroyuki's just stating his personal impressions with no data behind them.

    Background and Key Points

    Hiroyuki’s remark plays on a well-established piece of Japanese office culture: the tabako-beya or kitsuen-jo (smoking room), a space that survived Japan’s otherwise steady tightening of tobacco rules — the 2020 revised Health Promotion Act banned indoor smoking in most workplaces and restaurants but explicitly carved out sealed, ventilated smoking rooms as an exception. In many companies these became one of the few spots where staff from different departments, ranks, and even executives mix informally outside scheduled meetings, functioning the same way the post-work nomikai (drinking party) does as an unofficial channel for information and face-time with superiors. Japan’s overall smoking rate has fallen for decades, from well over half of men in the 1960s to under 25% today (and far lower among younger, white-collar workers), which is the backdrop for why several commenters say the phenomenon he describes is already fading.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t smoking versus health; it was whether Hiroyuki’s causal story holds up at all. Some agreed the smoking room genuinely functions as an informal networking node, but others insisted the mechanism he’s describing predates and outlives cigarettes — it’s about frequent informal exposure to a wide range of colleagues, and smoking or drinking are just one vehicle for that, not the actual driver.

    What’s easy to miss is that no one in the thread cites actual data tying smoking status to promotion or income — a gap two posters explicitly flagged. Hiroyuki’s claim is presented as anecdotal observation from his own career, not survey evidence, and Japanese firms that still tolerate smoking rooms tend to skew toward older, more traditional industries — meaning any correlation between smoking and rank may simply reflect generational seniority rather than networking advantage.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Hiroyuki: Do Smokers Succeed More? His Theory — ‘Same Reason People Who Attend Drinking Parties Get Promoted’.”

  • Delivery Drivers Cursed Out as “Useless” and “Idiots” — Over 40% of Industry Workers Report Customer Harassment

    In Japan’s first-ever survey focused specifically on delivery workers, the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare found that more than 40% of respondents had experienced “customer harassment” (kasuhara) on the job. On 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum), users compared how courteous different carriers are — Yamato, Sagawa, Amazon — and swapped horror stories about misdeliveries and redelivery mix-ups, with some calling for a blacklist system for abusive customers.

    Published Aug 25 (Tue), 1:03 PM JST

    Yomiuri Shimbun Online

    As demand for home delivery keeps climbing, so does “customer harassment” directed at the people who deliver it. In the health ministry’s first survey targeting the delivery industry specifically, more than 40% of respondents said they had experienced such harassment — far higher than the rate found in surveys spanning all industries. Some observers argue that Japan’s famously meticulous delivery standards may themselves be inviting the abuse, and a number of companies have begun taking a firmer stance in response. (By Kai Nishimura and Ryowa Kashiwabara)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:24
    Even when it's late, all I've ever said is thank you lol
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:26
    Re: #3
    Customers are just as much hostages to their own packages, you know.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:30
    Re: #3
    If you act arrogant, they might handle your package roughly, so I stay humble too.
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:37
    Re: #3
    I only ever say thanks, but don't make them force a delivery through when it's not needed.
    If there's an unavoidable reason, fine — but shipping something out ON the scheduled delivery date and taking two more days to arrive is just taking the mick.
    And being late on top of that? Unforgivable.
    Actually — I once figured a package wouldn't make it in time, so I ordered the same item again with paid express shipping, and the second one arrived first. Total 'konozama' moment (a pun on Amazon's name meaning roughly 'this sorry state' — a well-worn meme for Amazon delivery fails).
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:26
    Japanese people's intelligence has clearly been dropping, hasn't it.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:43
    Re: #14
    Was it really that much higher before?
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:27
    Bad customers should get a three-strikes rule — no more home delivery, and they have to go pick up their own parcels for a year.
    221AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:45
    Re: #17
    A blacklist that just refuses to accept deliveries to them at all would work too.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:31
    It IS annoying when you request an afternoon slot and they show up in the morning.
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:37
    Re: #35
    There's also the one where you specify the parcel locker, it's open and free, but they take the package back anyway and it just sits for days.
    Still never cursed anyone out over it though.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:38
    Takers. They're broke, they've got no slack in life, so all they can do is take it out on shop staff and delivery drivers.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:40
    Re: #63
    Exactly. People who look down on others for no reason and lash out are basically animals — uneducated scum at rock bottom.
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:42
    The only legitimate delivery complaints are 'the contents were broken' or 'it never arrived.'
    Do people really fight that much over timing?
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:43
    Re: #79
    Sometimes you're home waiting and they still drop a 'you weren't home' notice in your mailbox without even ringing, so you never get the package.
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:43
    Brrring… brrring
    Me: 'Hello, yes?'
    Seino [Transportation, a major trucking/freight company]: 'You there??'
    Me: 'Uh… who is this…?'
    Seino: 'Great, you're home! Be right up!'
    Me: 'Wait, what?!'

    *Ding-dong*, door opens

    Seino: 'Right here, tap tap' (tapping the signature box with his finger)
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:45
    Re: #85
    Honestly that's thoughtful of them. No problem at all.
    91AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:46
    Yamato [Transport] is the most polite.
    Sagawa [Express] occasionally has a bad apple.
    The self-employed contractor types, like Amazon's drivers, have a lot of rough ones.
    136AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:06
    Re: #91
    You've got to be careful filing complaints with Sagawa.
    I once sent an inquiry through their site along the lines of 'isn't this running late?' and got a direct callback from the branch office chewing me out — 'don't send us garbage complaints like 'it's slow,' cut it out' — really let me have it.
    Haven't filed a single complaint since. Complain and you're the one who gets yelled at on the phone.
    162AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:16
    Re: #91
    For Yamato's 'Takkyubin' parcel service, uniformed company employees deliver politely.
    With Amazon too, the ones who show up in a gray Hiace van — official contracted agents, I guess — are clean-cut, normal people.
    The ones everyone complains about are the solo independent operators who show up in a kei-van [small box truck]; maybe 10% of those are actually decent.
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:48
    I've never said it out loud, but I get the urge.
    I specifically order because next-day delivery is available, and then they deliver it to the wrong address — and I'm told 'we'll retrieve it and redeliver, please wait one more day,' over and over, multiple times.

    I eventually contacted customer service and told them to get their act together already, but when it kept happening anyway, I just stopped ordering from them.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:50
    Re: #94
    If the residential map data is wrong, you'll get misdelivered again and again. Worth double-checking.
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:56
    Re: #94
    Have you considered that maybe you live somewhere that's just easy to misdeliver to?

    Wasn't a courier, but this was mail — I once had a postal carrier who kept misdelivering for a while, stuffing other people's mail in my box. Ended up delivering it to the right people myself.
    96AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:48
    Yamato and Sagawa wear uniforms, so they hold themselves in check, but Amazon has people working without uniforms and no real training, so there are more sketchy characters in the mix.
    125AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:59
    Re: #96
    I've never had a dispute with Yamato or Sagawa where we just couldn't communicate. You explain the issue and it's 'ah, I see — let's handle it this way.'

    Amazon's contract 'DeliPro' drivers are awful though.

    I was waiting for a delivery promised by 9pm. It never came, but it got marked as delivered.
    Called the next day — they said they ran into 'my husband' out front and left the package there.
    Even if they did run into someone who looked like a family member out front, you'd hand it to them directly — what's with 'leaving it at the door'?
    On top of that it was right after a typhoon with strong winds, and the item was in a light little box — leave it at the entrance and it's guaranteed to blow away.
    I told them, I'm not even angry, just tell me the truth — you never actually delivered it, right? They just kept insisting they'd left it at the door.
    The next day or so, I get a call saying someone found the box after it blew away and brought it to their branch office, and they'd deliver it to me.
    No, hold on — if the box had my address on it and someone in the neighborhood found it after it blew away, they'd take it to a police box or straight to my house, not drive it thirty minutes to your branch office. Stop lying to me!

    This is the kind of exhausting mess you only get into with Amazon.
    101AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:51
    In a Takeshi Kitano movie, the delivery guy would just grin and shove a gun barrel in the customer's mouth.
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:53
    Re: #101
    There's a line from a delivery driver in the film 'Last Mile':

    'If I killed every customer who annoyed me, I'd have a hundred prior convictions by now.'
    109AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:53
    If you've got some room in your heart, you hand them a can of juice.
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:55
    Re: #109
    I've given a can of coffee to a driver who had to redeliver to me a few times.
    126AnonymousAug 25, 2026 21:59
    Re: #116
    What kind of logic is that?
    It's a specific carrier making the mistake, so it can only be their own failure to double-check.
    139AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:06
    Re: #126
    Long-established carriers hand-correct their maps and share the fixes with staff, so they can handle odd address numbering. But with subcontracted drivers who don't have that continuity, it's plausible they're seeing the address for the first time, or haven't been there in a while and forgot.
    149AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:10
    They should make drivers wear body cameras like in America — that way you can keep tabs on both the harassers and the slacker drivers.
    151AnonymousAug 25, 2026 22:13
    Re: #149
    That would be good. Also make it so you can tell who's driving each vehicle — that should cut down on traffic incidents too. Mutual monitoring is what matters.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare has surveyed “customer harassment” (kasuhara) across industries before, but this is its first survey aimed squarely at delivery workers — and the >40% rate it found significantly exceeds those broader, all-industry results. Kasuhara only became a formal policy term in the past few years; Tokyo enacted an ordinance against it in 2024, and firms have been slow to build reporting channels, which is why the original headline notes it’s “hard to speak up about the abuse.” Context matters here: Japan’s home-delivery system is unusually exacting by global standards — narrow delivery-time windows, free unlimited redelivery requests, and doorstep precision that customers have come to expect as baseline service, not a bonus. That expectation gap is what the article’s experts point to as a possible driver of the abuse.

    The thread didn’t dispute that harassment happens; it split over who’s actually to blame for bad delivery experiences. One camp cast complaining customers as failed, resentful people lashing out at workers beneath them. The other insisted many complaints are legitimate service failures — false “not home” notices, ignored delivery-locker instructions, redelivery loops — and that drivers, not customers, are often at fault.

    What the thread surfaces but never explains for outside readers is the structural split within the industry itself: Yamato and Sagawa use uniformed, directly employed staff, while Amazon leans heavily on subcontracted, often uniform-less solo operators (the “DeliPro” gig-style drivers), a two-tier labor model that maps closely onto which carrier posters called trustworthy versus chaotic.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (News速報+, “Breaking News+”) thread “Delivery Workers Cursed Out as ‘Useless,’ ‘Idiots,’ ‘Get It Here Now’ — Over 40% of Industry Reports Customer Harassment, ‘Hard to Speak Up About the Abuse’.”