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  • Shohei Ohtani’s Pitching Comeback This Season All But Dead — 5ch: ‘If He Were My Favorite Player, This Wouldn’t Fly’

    With Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani held out of the starting lineup for a second straight game, manager Dave Roberts told reporters before the game that there’s no structural damage in Ohtani’s right upper arm, but that his return to pitching will be pushed back further than originally planned — making a pitching comeback this season effectively hopeless. On 5ch’s Nanademo Jikkyou G board, reactions split sharply: some worried he isn’t living up to his massive contract, others defended him by pointing out his batting numbers remain elite even as a DH-only player, and still others questioned whether the “two-way player” label even applies to him anymore.

    Dodgers manager Dave Roberts addressed pitcher Shohei Ohtani’s absence from the starting lineup for a second consecutive game before the match. He revealed there is no damage in Ohtani’s right upper arm, but said his pitching return would be delayed. A pitching comeback this season is now considered hopeless.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:21
    There's still 7 years and ¥70 billion left on this deal and he's already falling apart lol
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:43
    Re: #6
    They already got their ¥100 billion worth ages ago
    The next 7 years are basically him volunteering
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:21
    Well if all he has to focus on now is hitting, his batting should bounce back
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:21
    Can't hit (well, he can), never played defense, can't run, can't pitch
    32 years old
    DH only
    7 years left on the contract

    Sorry but… did we just witness the birth of a death-row inmate?
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:23
    Re: #9
    But 'Big Timee Shohei' still tosses a pitch every once in a while and gives us our dose of inspiration porn (Timee = a Japanese app for one-off, single-shift gig work — i.e., he 'gig-works' as a pitcher now)
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:30
    Re: #9
    If this were a foreign player I actually rooted for, I'd be losing my mind right now
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:24
    If pitching's off the table, his motivation's probably tanking hard
    Wouldn't be surprised if he just fades out from here
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:26
    Re: #18
    Given his personality you can just tell he's sulking
    Like he's thinking, 'Coach, I want to pitch too, get showered with praise, and rake in tons of cash'
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:24
    Re: #7
    He's been DH-only for almost 3 months now
    If anything his numbers keep getting worse
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:25
    Re: #19
    Even with his numbers 'declining' he's still 3rd in OPS — that's monstrous
    Do you have any idea how insane 1st place is?
    Get 1st twice and you're basically a Hall of Famer
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:26
    Re: #21
    Ugh…
    Once people start comparing him downward like this, it really starts to feel like he's washed up
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Re: #21
    Never heard of that weird rule
    What do you even think the Hall of Fame is
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:25
    Normal players: hit and play defense
    Ohtani: hits, skips defense, pitches instead

    Why is this even called 'two-way' in the first place?
    By that logic every batting pitcher in the Central League is a two-way player
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:27
    Re: #22
    That's an insult to Central League pitchers who go through a full season in the rotation
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:27
    Forget two-way player, is he even reliable as a position player at this point?
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:28
    Re: #30
    He's not a position player, he's a hitter
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:28
    Re: #30
    A DH-only guy isn't a position player, he's a hitter
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Seriously, start practicing outfield defense already
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Re: #44
    His knees are shot, outfield's not happening
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Re: #44
    You think he could ever pull off a basket catch like Ichiro?
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Bet they'll wheel out the dog again as a cute prop to boost his likability
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:32
    Re: #45
    Lol, I can picture it already
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    If you told him to pick just one, he'd probably drop hitting
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:33
    Re: #46
    Pitching was his original dream anyway, and as a hitter he's pretty much already accomplished everything
    Given how off-the-charts his talent is though, people around him probably wish he'd just focus on hitting
    56AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:35
    Wasn't he injury-prone like this back in his early Angels days too?
    He just wasn't getting this much attention back then
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:39
    Re: #56
    $700 million doesn't come for nothing
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:35
    The guy wins 8 games as a starter AND hits 30 home runs on the side, and still gets ripped apart
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:51
    Re: #57
    Lol, didn't you people say pitcher wins are a meaningless stat
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:38
    And here's the stat line the scum of the earth are trashing him for
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:39
    Re: #61
    For someone supposedly bad in the clutch, he's racking up plenty of RBIs
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:41
    Re: #61
    That RBI total while batting leadoff is insane, no?
    64AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:40
    Even by his own standard, 2022 was his career year as a pitcher and he still didn't win MVP, so there's probably zero motivation left for pitching
    Even Skenes wasn't in the running last year — pitching just doesn't carry the value anymore
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:42
    Re: #64
    Back in his AL days, even when he pitched he basically always lost out to Judge
    The only season Ohtani won MVP was the one where Judge got hurt and missed a long stretch
    72AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:45
    Re: #64
    However you look at it, he's clearly always wanted to pitch, pitch, pitch
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:46
    Re: #70
    They're using that money to sign other big-name players, so it's not that simple
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:53
    Re: #74
    That's a separate issue though
    87AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:57
    I keep thinking he should just be a full-time closer
    Guess Ohtani just doesn't want to do anything but start
    89AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:59
    Re: #87
    A reliever with his caliber of talent being wasted on relief work? Not needed one bit
    99AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:07
    Re: #87
    It's not that he doesn't want to, it's that he can't

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Ohtani’s contract with the Dodgers, signed in 2023, is a 10-year, $700 million deal (worth over ¥100 billion at the exchange rate at the time), most of which is deferred. The mismatched figures of “¥70 billion” and “¥100 billion” tossed around in the thread stem from the complexity of this deferred-money structure. The central debate was how to value Ohtani as a hitter now that a pitching comeback looks hopeless — some defended him by pointing to his top-tier OPS, others objected to the “two-way player” label itself, and others worried his motivation is slipping based on talk of lateness or attitude. Manager Roberts’ press conference stressed there is no structural damage to the upper arm, so this is easily misread as a serious injury when it’s really more a matter of usage and conditioning. Note that the claim he has been “showing up late” is unverified hearsay from the thread.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyou G) thread “[Bad News] Shohei Ohtani’s Two-Way Career Is Dead This Season WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW“

  • Nintendo Direct Announcement Fails to Hit #1 on X Trends — Gaming Forum Digs Into Why

    The announcement of Nintendo’s new-releases program “Nintendo Direct” failed to reach #1 on X’s trending topics, sparking discussion on the Geha board (5ch’s gaming hardware/industry forum). The previous two Nintendo Direct announcements reportedly hit #1, so this miss drew surprised reactions. Opinions split over the cause: some argued attention was split with the simultaneously announced “The Legend of Zelda” Direct, while others pointed to fading interest itself, as symbolized by reports of Switch 2 price cuts and fire-sale discounting. The debate escalated further when users brought out data comparing official X post engagement numbers to the previous year’s.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:30
    By the way, the last two Nintendo Directs actually did hit #1, it seems
    2AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:30
    【Sad News for Switchies】Switch 2 fire sales kick off in Japan too lol ("Nishi"/Switchies = derisive 5ch slang for Nintendo fanboys)
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1788514426/
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    Guess price really is the barrier here, huh?
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:31
    It always hit #1 before, so why not this time?
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:32
    Lmao, nobody in the general public even cares anymore
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:33
    On Yahoo's X-trend mirror it was dominating the top spots though
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:33
    Re: #21
    Yahoo (lol)
    25AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:34
    Isn't it just that attention got split with the Zelda Direct?
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:35
    Japan's basically its only market, and even there interest is fading — that's bad
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:35
    Makes sense when weekly sales are stuck at a measly 20K units
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:38
    It just got split between two Directs — Zelda's and Nintendo's own
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:38
    Split how?
    They're both Nintendo Directs anyway
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:39
    Re: #1
    It's not like this turned into some "crappy State of Play Direct" fiasco lol 😂
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:39
    Lmao, "attention got split" is such a dumb excuse
    40AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:40
    It did hit #2 on trends, so it's probably just that attention got split
    42AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:41
    Once you factor in the Zelda Direct, "it got split" checks out!
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:44
    Everyone can see it'll flood the trends once the broadcast actually starts, so this is the only window they've got to troll… even the haters have really fallen off, huh…
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:48
    First time in years it hasn't hit #1 on trends
    No wonder the Nintendo fanboys were quiet
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:49
    Re: #52
    So the Nintendo fanboys were secretly seething, huh lol
    So lame
    60AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:55
    20 Anonymous-san Is Desperate (running gag username on this board) sage 2026/09/04 (Fri) 18:36:35.58 ID:QnlzAaWV0
    The Switch 2 Splatoon bundle isn't selling at all — stores everywhere are slashing prices and dumping stock
    https://imgur.com/P9Swbsu.jpeg
    https://imgur.com/gacpOB7.jpeg

    Even Edion's shelves are piled high and not moving at all
    https://imgur.com/nGyPXYv.jpeg

    ↓

    Today


    What are they gonna do with this mountain of junk
    64AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:57
    Re: #60
    More than 12 hours later and it's still stuck at 615 units?! 😭
    69AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:58
    Re: #60
    Lol
    It was supposed to sell steadily over time, so what happened?
    73AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:02
    Comparing last September's announcement post to this September's,
    the repost and like counts are about the same, so it doesn't really look like a problem to me

    https://x.com/nintendo/status/1965762995046555674
    https://x.com/nintendo/status/2095874593596776864
    81AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:05
    Re: #73
    Nintendo's still got it, huh
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:06
    Re: #73
    The impression counts are completely different, but likes and reposts are about the same?
    Oh… (I see what's going on)
    99AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:15
    Re: #97
    Re: #73 is comparing last year's announcement post to this year's
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:02
    So that's why the usual trend-bragging didn't happen this time lol
    83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:05
    Re: #74
    Oh it happened alright — during the State of Play broadcast it was losing to a Pokémon music video
    87AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:08
    Wait, you were monitoring the trends all night after the announcement…? That's way too creepy…
    90AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:09
    Re: #87
    You don't even know there are tracking sites for this?
    96AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:13
    Can we just forget about State of Play already?
    98AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:15
    Re: #96
    You'd want to forget it too — a broadcast whose announcement only hit #20 on trends and lost to a Pokémon MV during the actual stream is pretty pathetic
    100AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:16
    Re: #94
    It's dropped by half…😭

    2026.09.03 22:00
    Switch2 / 22,265 units
    101AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:16
    Re: #100
    Reality is cruel
    103AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:22
    Isn't State of Play just way too unpopular? lol

    109AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:24
    If the "attention got split" answer hadn't come out so fast, this thread would've had a lot more momentum
    110AnonymousSep 5, 2026 10:24
    Re: #109
    What a lame excuse

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    The announcement of a new Nintendo Direct had reportedly hit #1 on X’s trending topics for two consecutive prior occasions, so this time’s failure to do so was treated as an “anomaly” worth discussing. The debate centered on two main points: one camp argued attention was simply split with the “Legend of Zelda” Direct announced the same day, while the other argued the real issue was declining interest itself, as symbolized by reports of Switch 2 price cuts, fire-sale discounting, and sagging weekly sales figures. Some posts compared like and repost counts on the official X post to the equivalent announcement from the same period last year, but differences in follower count and impressions between the two periods make a simple comparison risky. It’s also worth noting that “#1 on trends” isn’t an official metric — it comes from unofficial rankings compiled by volunteer-run tracking sites, which is worth keeping in mind when reading the numbers.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Sad News] Nintendo Direct Announcement Ends Without Hitting #1 on X Trends“.

  • UN Resolution Calls for Ditching the Mercator Map — Japan Votes Yes, US Votes No; 5ch Reacts: ‘Wait, Isn’t the Earth Flat?’

    The UN adopted a resolution encouraging countries to move away from the Mercator projection, long the standard for world maps, with Japan voting in favor and the United States voting against, according to the Asahi Shimbun. While the Mercator projection is valued for accurately preserving direction, it’s also known for distorting size, making countries and regions at higher latitudes look far larger than they actually are. On 5ch, the resolution sparked lively debate over how maps look, how big countries really are, and how easy the proposed alternative projections are to read.

    “Stop Using Mercator-Projection World Maps”: UN Resolution Adopted, Japan Among the Backers — Asahi Shimbun

    September 5, 2026, 7:48 AM (Paid article)

    New York — Kyota Tanaka

    Source: asahi.com / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:45
    Bet a veto kills this before it goes anywhere.
    42AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:53
    Trump Continent (a pun — "trump" (toranpu) is also the Japanese word for playing cards)
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:54
    Re: #22
    Funny thing is, it was Christians who first taught people the earth is round, lol
    231AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:29
    Re: #46
    It was the schools of Pythagoras and Aristotle who first said the earth is round — long before Jesus was even born
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:48
    Americans still believe the earth is flat, you know.
    105AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:05
    Re: #14
    I get wanting to see it with your own eyes.
    195AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:19
    Re: #14
    Wait, isn't the earth flat?
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:48
    The map itself is fine, I just hate the attitude of playing the victim while forcing it on everyone else.
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:49
    The only thing that really changes much is Greenland — not that big a deal otherwise.
    As long as the Sea of Japan doesn't change, I don't care.
    98AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:03
    Re: #18
    Heard that Russia shrinks, Germany and Japan end up the same size, the US and China come out 25 times the size of Japan, and the USSR 50 times.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:51
    Who cares about size?
    More important that direction stays accurate, right?
    Stick with Mercator.
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:53
    Re: #28
    These days you don't need Mercator to keep from getting lost, lol
    198AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:20
    Re: #28
    What are you even gonna do with knowing directions, lol
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:51
    Finally this garbage map's done for.
    Kill off the Gregorian calendar too while you're at it, garbage calendar.
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:52
    Re: #29
    While we're at it, Japan should scrap the era-name system too.
    It's useless and converting everything to the Western calendar is a pain.
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:55
    Re: #35
    No, Japan should scrap the Western calendar too.
    Every country should use its own era-naming and calendar system rooted in its own culture.
    And on top of that, a universal Earth calendar and a single Earth-wide era should be established.
    By me.
    184AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:17
    Re: #35
    It's nice how it neatly divides that whole era of incompetence into "Heisei" and "Reiwa," isn't it.
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:52
    The peninsula next door gets smaller while Japan gets bigger, so they'd be against it, right?
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:54
    Re: #34
    North Korea's northern tip is actually closer to the equator than Sapporo is.
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:53
    Huh? Wasn't the whole deal that Japan doesn't defy America?
    92AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:01
    Re: #38
    At this stage it's more convenient to let them play the part of an independent country, so acting like a developed nation is tolerated.
    Once direct orders come down, though, they have to fall in line.
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:56
    The only one? Didn't Russia vote against too?
    126AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:09
    Re: #66
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRYi5QRXgAIqeVn.jpg
    132AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:10
    So a globe is the truest-to-scale option after all?
    139AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:11
    Re: #132
    I don't think a globe that big even exists
    147AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:12
    Re: #132
    You can display it in 2D like Google Earth and still get that globe-like feel
    140AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:11
    With the Equal Earth projection, Greenland gets ridiculously tiny while Africa and South America get ridiculously huge.
    149AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:13
    Re: #140
    Wait… isn't Mercator just fine? Equal Earth is hard to look at.
    153AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:14
    Re: #140
    The continents end up looking ugly-shaped, kind of hate that.
    146AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:12
    200AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:20
    Re: #146
    Russia's tiny.
    So are Alaska, Canada, and the US.
    154AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:14
    Funny how there's a country with a tiny landmass that still went around calling itself the 'Great Empire of Japan.'
    190AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:18
    Re: #154
    Yeah, exactly.
    https://www.petitmonte.com/images/uploads/nihon_saidaihanto1.png
    193AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:19
    Re: #190
    Thailand is unreal.
    159AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:14
    I'm a fan of the azimuthal equidistant projection too.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The Mercator projection preserves angles and directions accurately, but its drawback is that it exaggerates area at higher latitudes — Greenland, for instance, appears nearly 14 times larger than its true size — which has long made countries near the equator look smaller than they really are. Because this projection has served as the standard in school textbooks and mapping apps for so long, some have argued that this “warped visual impression” has shaped how people perceive the relative size of nations. In the thread, opinions split between those who prioritize accurate area and those who favor Mercator for its clarity on direction, while alternatives like the Equal Earth and Mollweide projections drew mixed reactions, with some calling their shapes unnatural and hard to read. It’s worth noting, since it’s easily misunderstood, that the UN resolution doesn’t mandate how any country must use maps — it merely encourages adoption in settings like education.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “‘Stop Using Mercator-Projection World Maps’: UN Resolution Adopted, Japan Among the Backers, US Opposed.”

  • Juice=Juice’s “Unbelievable Year”: TV Exposure Surges, But Fans Scream Over the Ticket Wars

    Hello! Project’s Juice=Juice has been racking up so much exposure — thanks to a surge in TV and festival appearances — that it’s being called “the most fun year of my Hello! Project fan life.” On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, comments celebrating the excitement sit alongside a flood of complaints from fans who can’t get into shows because ticket odds have gotten brutal. In the thread, opinions welcoming the rising exposure as a sign of the group’s growth clash with critics who say the buzz has outpaced their actual skill, and commenters are divided over whether their singing ability truly matches their level of exposure.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:06
    The most fun year of my Hello! Project fan life
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:09
    Couldn't get tickets at all — worst year ever.
    I'm so frustrated I could scream.
    5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:13
    It was fun before, so by comparison it's not as fun now
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:18
    What are we Angerme fans supposed to do?
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:33
    Re: #6
    See you again in three years.
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:20
    Re: #3
    Guess getting sick really does age you all at once.
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:36
    Peak will be when the laggard Morning Musume otaku finally drag themselves off the couch
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:39
    I'm part of the Juice=Juice family, but is it really okay for every day to be this happy?
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1788521715/
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:45
    Must be nice being an armchair newbie fan.
    Meanwhile us fans who actually show up are totally deflated from the ticket-rejection festival lol
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:58
    Re: #13
    Seriously, this.
    Only the NEETs are happy about it.
    18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:01
    Getting to see them more on TV and at festivals is fun, but not being able to get tickets is sad, not fun.
    On that front I'm mad at the agency for booking such tiny venues.
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:03
    The agency's just conservative with its attendance estimates.
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:07
    The ones who are totally deflated are just a handful of self-styled old-school fans acting superior — hurry up and leave already.
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:13
    This vibe reminds me of Wanfor.
    Which means next year is…
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:17
    Re: #21
    Wanfor had maybe half the exposure Juice has now.
    Enough with the rose-tinted nostalgia already.
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:21
    Re: #21
    Man, a lot of people really want to compare this to Wanfor.
    That was just the agency force-feeding them — they didn't even have a signature song.
    Juice=Juice actually gets invited to music shows more.
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:14
    People who aren't even real fans are just feeling smug about jumping on the winning horse.
    What a hollow way to live lol
    25AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:17
    These days, some uneducated middle-aged shut-in still living with his parents who's grateful just to see terrestrial TV appearances isn't a fan of anything.
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:29
    Re: #25
    I've wondered the same thing — is TV really that great?
    For a 1-2 hour show, their screen time is pretty short.
    And waiting around the whole time just for that segment is a bad use of time.
    If that's the case, I'd rather just watch YouTube, where they're on screen the whole time.
    Though I guess that's part of why young people are drifting away from TV these days.
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:18
    Even at Wanfor's level of exposure, the audition quality went up, so I'm looking forward to the next one.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:21
    Re: #3
    Wow, Gavan, that takes me back.
    I still remember the lyrics lol
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:22
    They'll probably give them proper-sized venues starting with the spring tour.
    32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:25
    Re: #30
    I had high hopes for the autumn tour too.
    Opened it up and was shocked at how lame the tour was — pretty disappointing.
    Mine's only Kyoto too.
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:23
    I'm happy because the members themselves are happy.
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:38
    Is TV really that great? Their screen time is short.
    Wouldn't YouTube be better in that case?
    Even on New Year's Eve, wouldn't it be better to do a countdown concert instead of Kohaku and watch them live, so you could have a year-end party with fellow fans too?
    These days, just getting on TV for anything isn't automatically a good thing.
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:42
    Re: #39
    Exactly that.
    Morning Musume and Angerme deliberately skip TV appearances and focus instead on tours, festival appearances, and TikTok.
    42AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:41
    Fans who make it all about themselves aren't real fans.
    Normally you'd just be happy seeing the members looking happy with tears in their eyes, right?
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:42
    Re: #42
    Shut up, armchair fan.
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:41
    Saying 'it's best when the members look happiest' is a bit of a strange take.
    Even at a shop, you wouldn't say it's best when the staff is happier than the customers, right?
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:42
    Re: #43
    You're off base.
    Comparing this to some random shop clerk you don't even know doesn't make sense.
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:42
    Being a fan of anyone besides Rei, Ruru, Eba, or Mifu isn't much fun.
    They barely have any outside work, yet it's still hell trying to get tickets.
    And the music shows have lost their freshness and gone stale.
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:43
    Re: #46
    There's more coming, so just wait.
    No need to rush, no need to rush.
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:44
    Re: #46
    That's exactly it.
    Music shows are just stale at this point, so it's almost better not to appear on them.
    The agency probably knows this, which is why it seems to be dumping all its TV slots onto Juice=Juice on purpose.
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:50


    60AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:55
    It might feel good now, but the backlash phase is definitely coming.
    I think the members will end up feeling sad when that happens.
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:56
    Re: #60
    There's already a real 'forced push' vibe to it.
    There's basically no substance to their popularity besides YouTube view counts.
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:57
    Re: #60
    Better than not making it at all, right?
    Think of how many groups never break through.
    71AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:59
    Re: #60
    That's exactly it.
    As a BEYOOOOONDS fan myself I'm not quite there yet, but I bet Morning Musume and Angerme fans are pretty furious.
    Ignoring the group hierarchy in the first place is just not okay.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Hello! Project has long carried an unspoken culture of “a hierarchy topped by Morning Musume,” which creates fertile ground for pushback whenever a group like Juice=Juice suddenly grabs a concentrated share of TV slots and attention — even as fans celebrate the group’s rising exposure. “CANDY TUNE,” mentioned in the thread, is another Hello! Project unit that has likewise seen its exposure rapidly increase, and the “forced-push” criticism — over whether skill is keeping pace with growing exposure — is a debate that recurs across all of Hello! Project. The back-and-forth over comparative singing ability is part of that same context, closer to an annual in-house squabble than a one-off attack. What readers may easily misread is that the frustration over not getting tickets isn’t about “unpopularity” — quite the opposite: it stems from attendance surging faster than the agency’s venue-size planning could keep up, a point some commenters in the thread make themselves.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[URGENT] Juice=Juice’s “Unbelievable Year” Is Just Too Much Fun wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • Luffy Gets Crushed Flat by a Hammer, Charges the Final Boss Mid-Grimace

    On 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G (“Anything Goes Live”) board, a single panel from the latest chapter of “One Piece” became a hot topic. A giant swings a hammer down, Luffy jumps in the way, and as he’s getting crushed flat — pulling an absurd face the whole time — he just keeps charging straight at the final boss. Confusion set in first, since the panel alone barely conveys what’s actually happening. From there the discussion snowballed into a debate over the artwork itself: some compared the rough, panel-skipping style to “Higanjima,” others got nostalgic for the careful, single-illustration artwork of early One Piece, and still others praised the new style for its brisk pacing.

    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:55
    Sorry, but I look at this and still have no idea what's going on
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:57
    Re: #4
    The giant winds up a hammer swing at the enemy
    ↓
    Nika-Nika Luffy cuts in
    ↓
    Gets crushed flat and charges forward on the hammer's momentum
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:11
    Re: #9
    That has to be the worst explanation ever
    97AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:56
    Re: #9
    Wild that this explains it better than the actual manga panel
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:56
    WHAAAAAT?! He just charged straight in like that?!?!
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:57
    Did Odacchi actually want to draw this?
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:57
    Did he transfer to CoroCoro Comic?" (a kids' gag-manga magazine)
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:58
    This isn't even at the level of 'his skills are slipping' anymore
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:00
    This is the endgame for a manga that can't draw serious battles anymore and retreated into gag comedy
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:00
    Reminds me of Zatch Bell
    Is that the vibe he's going for?
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:00
    He's basically doing the same thing as this

    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:03
    Re: #19
    Honestly I think this is straight-up Higanjima now
    Like, *schlorp schlorp* (stabbing sound effect)
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:00
    Man, you guys really love One Piece
    23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:00
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:02
    Higanjima draws way too many wasted panels
    Oda-kun has mobs explain things instead so he can skip the character motion — it's a bit different
    91AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:49
    Re: #24

    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:05
    Re: #24
    Higanjima's pacing is some of the best in the whole manga industry
    Have you even read it?
    32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:08
    Re: #29
    No other manga is such a goldmine of wasted panels
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:10
    Re: #32
    That's super clear though
    You instantly, intuitively get exactly how he fell
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:10
    Re: #32
    This is way too satisfying to read
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:12
    So 'he's rubber, blunt hits don't work on him, he can't die' turned out to be dead serious
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:14
    Re: #44
    Haven't seen that one in a while lol
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:14
    Oda-kun…

    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:16
    ・It never ends, no matter how long you wait
    ・The world (territory) just keeps expanding instead
    ・The retroactive powers and settings keep getting more absurd

    Higanjima = One Piece
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:18
    Re: #57
    The amazing thing about Higanjima is that it feels like rich flavor text meant to expand the world — that's all thanks to Koji Matsumoto-sensei
    It's not padding to drag things out pointlessly, it's more like a secret sauce aged and refined over and over
    The guy's just amazing
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:16
    This is the kind of pace you need to keep things moving
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:17
    Re: #58
    Cutting out the actual fight scene is honestly kind of genius
    64AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:19
    Getting stabbed by two swords that devour the sanity of the guy who created the world? No big deal apparently





    69AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:22
    77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:30
    Luffy back then was a little dense, sure, but he could actually hold a conversation and had that manly, badass charm



    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:31
    Re: #77
    These days his main personality's been completely taken over by Nika, so…
    79AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:35
    The clarity and sheer impact of those early single-illustration panels is on a whole different level. Why didn't he just keep evolving that style?

    81AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:39
    Re: #79
    These days that sea king's eyeballs would be popping out with all the background mobs freaking out around it
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:40
    Re: #79
    These days Makino would have her eyeballs popping out screaming 'WHAAAAAAT?!'
    114AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:19
    Re: #79
    Honestly this art is boring in its own way too
    102AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:05
    The eyeballs-popping-out thing gets bad reviews, so why does he keep stubbornly doing it
    104AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:06
    Re: #102
    Because he likes Tom and Jerry
    109AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:14
    Re: #102
    That's the classic mangaka disease of wanting to do the opposite of whatever readers react to
    103AnonymousSep 5, 2026 09:05
    It's because he doesn't have an editor like Demon Slayer's

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Since 2023, when Eiichiro Oda introduced Luffy’s new form “Nika” in “One Piece,” the artwork for battle scenes has leaned heavily into Tom-and-Jerry-style exaggerated, panel-skipping “toon force” expression. “Higanjima,” which the thread brought up for comparison, is a separate manga known for boldly cutting explanatory panels in favor of raw visual impact — pairing the two is actually a go-to comparison that shows up regularly in 5ch manga threads. The dispute splits over whether to read this shift in art style as “the inevitable evolution of expression that comes with going Nika” or as “a decline where the art gets rougher for the sake of pacing.” Many posts line up early-volume artwork against the newest chapter not out of simple nostalgia, but because the debate itself is really about how a character’s role and art style shift over the course of a decades-long serialization — context that’s easy to miss from the replies alone.

    ※This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Monkey D. Luffy Gets Crushed Flat by a Hammer and Charges the Final Boss Mid-Grimace.”

  • Liella!’s “Sports Day” Event Fails to Sell Out a Single Show, Sparking Fan Worries Over Turnout

    A thread has popped up on 5ch’s Love Live! board over “Sports Day,” a fan event being held by “Liella!,” the new group from the Love Live! School Idol Project franchise. The event centers on competitions like a cosplay relay race, a “Love-ka” memory-matching card game, and tug-of-war, and complaints arose over the lack of any live performance segment. What’s more, with the event just a day away, not a single show had sold out — to the point where day-of tickets are even being made available. The thread saw a string of posts estimating attendance based on Tokyo Metropolitan Gymnasium’s seating capacity, and combined with forecasts of heavy rain on the day of the event, concern over turnout spread.

    1AnonymousSep 4, 2026 18:41
    ・Cosplay relay race
    ・"Love-ka" memory-matching game (a Concentration/pairs-style card game)
    ・Tug-of-war
    31AnonymousSep 4, 2026 18:51
    It's finally tomorrow…
    32AnonymousSep 4, 2026 19:10
    Even the "surprise" announcement got spoiled already.
    What even is this event…
    33AnonymousSep 4, 2026 19:33
    Re: #32
    Just the organizers scraping together some pocket change.
    35AnonymousSep 4, 2026 19:46
    If they'd added a live performance segment and shown a bit more skin, they'd probably have filled more seats.
    Such a waste.
    37AnonymousSep 4, 2026 19:52
    LOLOLOLOL

    2,409 — "Koi no Tutorial" (Love Tutorial)
    2,224 — "AZUNA"
    39AnonymousSep 4, 2026 20:11
    So in the end, not a single show sold out.
    40AnonymousSep 4, 2026 20:13
    Only people who are into the actual voice actresses (as opposed to the 2D characters) would bother going to a garbage event like this.
    41AnonymousSep 4, 2026 20:18
    For starters, the "upgrade" seats this time are only about 900 per team.
    900 × 3 = 2,700
    The rest comes down to how many regular fixed seats they can fill, but I doubt this event breaks 5,000 people per show.

    Wouldn't be shocked if they lose out in attendance to the "Ikizu Live" 2-day show at Musashino Forest (a snarky nickname some fans use for a rival Love Live! sub-unit's live shows).
    42AnonymousSep 4, 2026 20:19
    Apparently there's going to be disaster-level heavy rain the night after tomorrow — what are they gonna do about this?
    43AnonymousSep 4, 2026 20:20
    No live performance segment.
    No fan service either (fortress-level modest gym uniforms).
    Heavy rain in the forecast.
    Of course nobody's going.
    44AnonymousSep 4, 2026 20:34
    Seeing the original Love Live! franchise brought this low… even the sun must be crying.

    Sigh…
    46AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:02
    So it's basically a filter for sorting out the true diehards.
    Anyone who shows up to this would show up no matter what they did.
    48AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:25
    Re: #46
    I bet anyone paying for the upgrade seats for this would go to literally anything as long as they get to see the cast up close.
    They'd probably show up even for an event that's just a table and chairs on stage for a chat.
    47AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:24
    EMERGENCY SURPRISE GUEST!!


    H A N A M I Y A H A T S U N A


    Guaranteed sold-out ticket scramble incoming
    49AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:26
    On top of that, there's also suspicion going around that "Junpei" might be the one who planned this event.
    Better not get your hopes up too high.
    50AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:30
    Yoshihara has such a bad reputation, so why do they keep using him?
    Is it because he's a favorite over at Bunka Housou (a Japanese radio station)?
    51AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:33
    With Aqours, Nijigasaki, or Hasunosora, I can easily picture the members talking things over among themselves to make it more fun, or pitching ideas to the staff — but I just can't picture that with Liella!.
    Not saying they've done nothing, but still…
    52AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:37
    Sold out yet?

    Right after getting plenty of name recognition from big festival appearances and TV spots
    With guest support from Aqours and Nijigasaki
    Held at a single Tokyo venue
    Good access
    Capacity slashed hard to make room for the competitions

    Surely that's enough to fill it, right?
    53AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:49
    Re: #52
    Their Spotify numbers are dropping instead of climbing, so it was all wasted effort.
    57AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:12
    Sagara: "Looks like there's day-of tickets too!!"
    61AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:40
    Threw together a rough attendance estimate.
    [Tokyo Metropolitan Gymnasium capacity]
    Arena: 4,000; 2nd/3rd floor stands: 5,000; max total 9,000.
    [Sports Day attendance forecast]
    Arena: 10 rows × 30 seats × 3 teams = 1,000
    Going by what I'm seeing on X, the stands look 60-80% full, so 3,000-4,000
    Combined, I'd guess 4,000-5,000?
    I also went to the Shinymas (Shiny Colors) sports festival, and I think this one's turnout is about the same ballpark.
    64AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:05
    Re: #61
    Tokyo Metropolitan Gymnasium has rentable movable chairs.
    The arena works out to 9 rows × 48 seats × 3 teams = 1,300 seats.
    https://x.com/umesan_0530/status/2095809881332920699?s=46
    62AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:41
    Now if Sports Day doesn't sell out, they can just pin it on the Nijigasaki fans. Lucky you, Pikaere lol
    63AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:42
    Well good for you, 5,000 suckers are showing up anyway.
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:42
    Thread #171: Anisong Events With Dead-Empty Audience Seats
    https://medaka.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/asong/1787569724/
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:58
    Re: #65
    Someone's bound to post venue photos, so we can work out actual attendance by taking the max capacity of 6,300 seats (1,300 arena + 5,000 stands) and subtracting the empty ones.
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:44
    Saturday's fine, but Sunday afternoon onward looks brutal with heavy rain.
    68AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:01
    People have been joking for a while that they haven't even hit 10,000 total, but honestly nobody actually wants to know the real number.
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:07
    Re: #68
    But it's a fan meeting, so isn't it natural there'd be empty seats?
    They made it a Sports Day fan meeting instead of a concert specifically to cut costs, so a thin crowd is just par for the course.
    72AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:11
    The reason Sports Day isn't selling out is that disrespectful attitude of not even putting the cast in proper (i.e. not-so-modest) gym uniforms.
    73AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:40
    https://youtu.be/1P-Q9-xgU3Q
    ↑ This is what a Sports Day should look like.

    Those basketball-jersey-style gym clothes from Yuijo's Sports Day scream "ethics guardian" — like the staff personally made sure zero fan service would ever be allowed.
    75AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:58
    For starters, it's insane they never even explained the origin of the "bu-bu-bu-bu, always throws right, sweet tooth" bit (apparently some in-joke/meme from the event that went unexplained).
    80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:58
    Seriously, who out there is even asking for a Sports Day?
    If you're school idols, just do a stage show.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Sports Day appears to be a fan-meeting-style event planned separately from any live concert, centered on participatory competitions like cosplay and games meant to let fans interact with the cast. The venue is split between limited-capacity “upgrade” (アプグレ) seats and general fixed seating, and posts estimating turnout based on that seating breakdown stood out in the thread. It’s not unusual in itself for tickets to a non-concert event to fail to sell out right away, but some pointed out that a song released the same day had been outpaced by other groups on the charts, and this was taken by some as a reflection of Liella!’s current standing in popularity. On the other hand, since Sports Day was conceived as a fan-interaction event rather than a concert, some in the thread cautioned that it would be hasty to immediately equate empty seats with declining popularity.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary from the 5ch (Love Live!) thread “[Sad News] The Sports Day Segment Is Awful ★2 [Pikaere].”

  • US Lifts Ban on Importing Fresh American Potatoes, Sparking Fears Over Pest Risk

    The Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries (MAFF) is moving ahead with plans to lift the import ban on fresh American potatoes, and comments on the topic by food journalist Rikiya Yamaji on TBS’s “THE TIME,” sparked a wave of reactions on 5channel’s News Speed+ board. The move to lift the ban began after a request from the US side in 2020, and this past August, 21 pests and diseases requiring quarantine consultation were identified. Among them is the “pale cyst nematode,” which has already caused damage within Hokkaido, and briefing sessions for producers began on September 1st. Opinions on the thread split over what’s really driving the move to lift the ban, and over how to weigh the fact that similar pest damage has already occurred in Hokkaido-grown potatoes.

    Food journalist Rikiya Yamaji appeared via taped segment on TBS’s morning news program “THE TIME,” (weekdays, 5:20 AM) on the 4th, commenting on the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries’ push to lift the import ban on fresh American potatoes.

    Consideration of lifting the ban began in 2020 following a request from the US side, prompting MAFF to begin procedures. This past August, the ministry identified 21 pests and diseases requiring quarantine-measure talks with the US, and began briefing sessions in producing regions on September 1st. https://i.imgur.com/RuKGJMv.jpeg

    At the briefing sessions, officials reported on progress such as the identification of the 21 pests and diseases requiring quarantine talks with the US, and farmers voiced worries about the risk of pest infestation once the import ban is lifted. Among the 21 is the “pale cyst nematode,” which has already broken out and caused damage within Hokkaido. There remains strong concern that if imported potatoes reach the market and get planted as seed potatoes, it could trigger the further spread of pests and diseases.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:17
    What's even the point of importing these?
    I mean, processed potato products already come in as a matter of course.
    58AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:22
    Re: #53
    Probably because Trump's been slapping tariffs on our export industries.
    98AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:49
    This is actually pretty messed up, isn't it?
    102AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:51
    So basically, just don't plant them as seed potatoes and there's no problem, right?
    Is there really a farmer out there who'd knowingly plant ones carrying pests?
    That farmer would have to be a total idiot.
    107AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:54
    Re: #102
    Since they're fresh, soil can stick to them and drop off anywhere, letting the pest breed.
    It could turn up in city soil out of nowhere, and if someone's growing tomatoes there, it'll spread from there.
    That's what makes this whole thing such a headache.
    113AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:56
    Re: #107
    They could easily end up used in home vegetable gardens.
    I doubt you could enforce this thoroughly enough.
    114AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:57
    Re: #107
    But it's already occurring in Hokkaido-grown potatoes, isn't it?
    Then stop distributing Hokkaido potatoes too.
    115AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:57
    Re: #109
    If it's processed there's no problem, so just have it imported already processed.
    But do people even want cheap mashed potatoes or fries that badly? For that matter, do people even want potatoes that badly?
    You wouldn't eat them even if they were cheap.
    116AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:59
    Re: #115
    If it's 800 yen for a 10kg box, I'd buy it by the box and make it half my staple food.
    Though if it's pricier than that, it won't become a staple.
    121AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:04
    Re: #116
    You'll definitely get sick of it.
    Try getting potatoes through furusato nozei (hometown tax donation gifts) and see for yourself.
    No matter how tasty and good the potatoes are, eating them every day will leave you craving rice.
    Leave them alone and they sprout, too — more of a hassle to manage than rice.
    123AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:06
    Re: #121
    People who are fine with bread or pasta could handle potatoes for one meal a day, no problem.
    129AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:08
    Re: #121
    If they're cheap, I buy a box every so often and eat them like crazy.
    118AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:00
    If you want to ban American potatoes,
    then ban Hokkaido potatoes too, since outbreaks are rampant there.

    That's a double standard if I ever saw one.

    Hokkaido contamination map
    122AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:05
    The idiots who'd plant them as seed potatoes are the real problem, but…
    why not just ban shipments into Hokkaido for now?
    124AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:07
    Re: #118
    That's exactly why they don't grow potatoes in that area anymore.
    Managing things so other regions don't get contaminated is an enormous amount of work.
    Japan goes to that much trouble to secure safe growing areas — you think America's putting in that same level of effort?
    127AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:08
    Re: #122
    Hokkaido is already the source of the outbreak.
    Re: #118
    142AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:15
    Re: #118
    Exactly this.
    America's way better off by comparison.
    Japan as a whole is a mess.
    125AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:07
    Re: #114
    This is written as if Japan doesn't already have this nematode. Seriously misleading, borderline malicious reporting.
    136AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:12
    Re: #125
    Don't lump Japan's seriousness in with America's laxness.
    And let me ask you this too — do you actually want to spread the damage even further?
    141AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:14
    Re: #136
    "Seriousness," when they're distributing Hokkaido potatoes to ordinary people on the mainland with zero announcement?


    People in Tokyo have absolutely no clue about this (that Hokkaido is the outbreak source).
    143AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:15
    Re: #141
    TV will never, ever report on this.
    152AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:19
    Re: #141
    They either don't grow potatoes there anymore or only grow resistant varieties.
    Nagasaki's had similar damage too and has developed resistant varieties of its own.
    There's also speculation that a new strain might not be containable by the existing resistant varieties.
    On top of that, in that area even tractors and shoes are banned from moving out unless fully disinfected first — rough even for a mini-truck.
    That's the length Japan goes to for containment right now — is America doing anywhere near that much?
    146AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:16
    Re: #129
    You could just come pick some up from my place lol
    I get given some but can't finish them all — turn your back and they've already sprouted.
    Plenty of people give away the small ones since they can't be sold on the market.
    150AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:19
    Re: #146
    I just cut them up roughly, skin and all, microwave them, and eat them with a sprinkle of salt.
    158AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:23
    Re: #150
    Keep doing that and you'll get sick of it though.
    Plus you only eat maybe two in one sitting, so in the end the only real option is giving the rest away too.
    Adding mayonnaise or butter makes them tasty, but it's high calorie — eating them just makes me appreciate how great rice is.
    Probably works out fine with a big family, but I'm living alone right now.
    164AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:25
    Re: #158
    You get sick of it because you assume you will.
    Just chuck a bunch into miso soup and call it a meal.
    Extravagance is the enemy, you know.
    169AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:27
    Re: #158
    Potatoes are apparently a staple food in Europe and Peru, so once you get used to it, it's probably fine.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The pale cyst nematode parasitizes plant roots; the bodies of dead females harden into “cysts” that protect their eggs for long periods, making the pest difficult to eliminate with ordinary pesticides or soil treatments. In Japan, outbreaks have already been confirmed in parts of Hokkaido, and strict containment measures — including restrictions on moving between farmland and disinfecting equipment — have long been in place to prevent further spread. The thread’s disagreement centered on how to weigh this existing domestic outbreak: some argued it’s inconsistent to single out American potatoes as the problem, while others argued that importing from the US, where controls are laxer, only adds to the risk. Some speculated the push to lift the ban is tied to tariff negotiations or security-related dynamics, but this remains speculation, not a fact confirmed by reporting. Japan’s domestic self-sufficiency rate for potatoes is said to be nearly 100%, and many questioned what price benefit importing would even bring.

    *This article is an excerpted and summarized version of the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “US Potato Import Ban Lift’s Pest Risk, Food Journalist Warns: “Concern That Safe Products Will Dwindle and Prices Will Rise”.”

  • Foreigner: “Sony just lowered the bar for Nintendo Direct with the worst State of Play ever” → 300k likes

    Sony’s game-news program “State of Play” got torn apart on an overseas forum, and the post ripping into it racked up 300,000 likes, turning it into a hot topic. Viewers repeatedly called out two things: the opening, which aired live-action movie footage with no warning and led some to mistake it for actual gameplay, and the sheer length of the developer and voice-actor interviews. Over on 5ch’s hardware/industry (“console war”) board, discussion turned to whether Nintendo’s upcoming “Nintendo Direct” — airing around the same time — would fall into the same trap, with opinions split especially over how it might handle movie-related info tied to Zelda’s 40th anniversary.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:48
    Thanks, Sony
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:49
    Oh right, I still haven't watched the State of Play
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:50
    Re: #4
    It's a 2-hour epic, so buckle up and get through it
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:51
    Re: #8
    Two hours, but the content's about doujin-circle level 🥺 (doujin = amateur indie creator scene)
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:51
    Re: #8
    Two hours? At that point it's basically a movie
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:53
    ・Don't drag the broadcast out for 2 hours

    ・Show at least one new game

    ・Don't open with "Looks like movie footage, right? Because it is!"

    ・Don't spend dozens of minutes on developer interviews


    Apparently that's all it'd take to beat State of Play
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:57
    Re: #15
    So if they open Direct with Zelda movie footage, that's an automatic loss for Nintendo, right?
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:59
    Re: #15
    I can totally see them pulling the "looks like a movie, right? Because it is!" bit with new Zelda footage too
    40AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:01
    Re: #15
    Idiot! You forgot the voice-actor segment!
    Saving that for the grand finale is the bare minimum requirement
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:54
    Guess it's getting the worst reviews overseas too, huh
    25AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:55
    Re: #22
    If anything it's getting slammed harder than in Japan, where it barely registered either way
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:57
    Re: #25
    Well, nobody in Japan even knows about it 🙂
    23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:55
    State of Play didn't even have Space Baldy (a recurring inside-joke meme character on these boards), and Direct already has confirmed Zelda content — this one's already decided…
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:57
    Re: #23
    Yeah, you'd think they'd at least give an update on Space Baldy
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:59
    Re: #30
    Even then that only gets them a step closer to even
    On top of that, they'd need to run 2 hours with zero new games to get anywhere near equal
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:00
    Re: #34
    The bar for "losing" is set way too high 😭
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:01
    Sony copies everything, but they can't copy the quality
    42AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:02
    Re: #41
    Lol, of course they'd copy the lamest part
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:02
    I haven't watched State of Play myself, so I don't know — did they actually say upfront "this is Resident Evil movie footage" before playing it?
    If so, I could totally see Zelda Direct doing the same
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:03
    Re: #44
    They just roll the footage with zero explanation
    ↓
    Some clueless fan (the post uses a derogatory 5ch slang term for gullible viewers) goes "Whoa, PS5 is insane! Looks just like live-action!"
    ↓
    Turns out it WAS a live-action movie

    That's the whole bit
    116AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:44
    Re: #44
    If it were a movie based on their own IP, sure, that'd make sense, but Sony doing this on a PlayStation show makes zero sense
    That's exactly why nobody saw it coming and mistook it for gameplay
    If Capcom did it, I'd get it
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:04
    There's a Zelda Direct happening the day before anyway, so if they were going to show Zelda movie footage, that's where it'd go
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:05
    Re: #47
    Ah… true
    There's no way left for them to lose, is there…
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:08
    The interviews being absurdly long was genuinely hilarious
    59AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:11
    Re: #54
    Just when the insanely long interview ended and I thought they'd finally get back to showing games, another interview started right up again — thought I was losing my mind
    60AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:11
    Fine, I'll grant that showing Resident Evil movie footage makes some sense, but why lead with it?
    And on top of that, no actual Resident Evil game news either?
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:12
    Re: #60
    Honestly surprised they showed the RE movie but didn't drop any news on Veronica
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:14
    If Zelda Direct shows even one second of movie info, that's an automatic loss
    After all the mockery they threw at State of Play over the movie thing
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:15
    Re: #63
    Wait, what? What do you mean? Explain?
    Everyone, let's hear ID:FDoM3si40's explanation!
    69AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:16
    Re: #63
    It's a Direct for Zelda's 40th anniversary, of course there's going to be movie info
    Are you stupid?
    76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:21
    Re: #63
    Guess you can't win unless you set an impossible win condition
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:14
    The 20-minute old-lady segment (from a previous Direct)
    vs
    The 10-minute voice-actor interview segment

    Wasn't the previous one worse?
    68AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:16
    Re: #65
    That just means State of Play has flat-out stopped being a game broadcast
    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:22
    Guess SIE still hasn't figured out why Nintendo deliberately keeps developer interviews in separate segments like "Ask the Developer" or "Creators' Voice"
    Hardly any game fans actually want to sit through developer interviews
    81AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:27
    Developer interviews were too long
    ↓
    So they swapped them for voice-actor interviews ☆
    83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:27
    Re: #81
    Stop putting effort into the wrong things 😡
    90AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:31
    Re: #81
    Is this some kind of riddle? (tonchi — a clever wordplay trick)
    98AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:34
    Re: #81
    Padding it out with talk makes the show easier to put together
    Whether it's to pad the production budget or just eat up PS users' time, who knows, but State of Play's runtime is set way too long
    104AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:37
    Honestly, what's the point of putting voice actors on screen?
    Just have them do narration only, like Nakamura
    108AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:40
    Re: #104
    Nobody wants to watch that
    111AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:41
    Re: #104
    Thought there'd be something new, but it was just a recap

    Background and key points of this discussion

    “State of Play” is Sony’s irregularly scheduled broadcast for announcing PlayStation news, while “Nintendo Direct” is Nintendo’s equivalent program. What drew criticism this time was a segment structured to make viewers think they were watching gameplay footage, only for it to be revealed a while later as live-action movie footage (reportedly tied to Resident Evil) — a move many viewers saw as “dishonest.” Meanwhile, within the thread, some pointed out that Nintendo also inserts lengthy developer interview segments, so this isn’t simply a case of one show being categorically better than the other; the real point of contention was a difference in presentational honesty — namely, whether it’s made clear upfront that the footage is from a movie. The split opinions over featuring voice actors front and center also reflect differing viewer preferences on how these shows should be put together.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console War)) thread “Foreigner: “Sony just lowered the bar for Nintendo Direct with the worst State of Play ever” → 300k likes“.

  • TV Tokyo Announcer Rio Kitagawa: “I Bought Power Stones to Escape My Miserable Life”

    TV Tokyo announcer Rio Kitagawa looked back on her life — including her time in Morning Musume — in a YouTube video, saying she’s “been through one miserable thing after another,” and revealed that she bought power stones purely out of a desire to escape her bad luck. The remarks were picked up on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, sparking a split reaction. Some sympathized, saying things like “that’s rough” and “there’s an imbalance between her own effort and what she’s gotten out of it,” while others were harsher, saying “blaming everyone around her is exactly why she keeps getting resented” and “same old blame-everyone-else mindset,” turning it into a debate over her way of talking about herself.

    A Life of Nonstop Bad Luck [Rio Kitagawa]

    Source: youtube.com / Original video here

    2AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:10
    Honestly, it's kind of sad —
    there's a real imbalance between the potential and effort she's got, and what she's actually gotten out of it.
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:14
    It's her own fault, yet she's playing the victim calling it "miserable."
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:16
    This is exactly why blaming everyone around her keeps getting her sold out (betrayed) over and over.
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:17
    No wonder 16 friends blocked her back in middle school.
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:18
    Same old blame-everyone-else mentality
    Not someone I'd want anything to do with.
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:20
    Is this her "poor pitiful me" routine?
    Gross.
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:21
    Sounds like the type who'd break something herself and then claim it broke on its own.
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:22
    Re: #16
    That's an old geezer thing (aimed at old folks).
    19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:23
    She did get hurt when Makino threw a mic at her, after all.
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:25
    Lol, this is an old video.
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:35
    Re: #20
    It's from February 2024, so it's after she'd been going wild on Snapchat.
    23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:26
    Joining Morning Musume was the unlucky part

    Yeah, fair point honestly

    Ruining your life by joining an underground idol group — like Kitagawa says, that really is just bad luck.
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:26
    She's the only one Makino ever threw a mic at
    Guess it never occurs to her that her own position might've had something to do with it
    Seriously, never get behind the wheel of a car.
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:27
    Guess a rotten personality really is something you're born with.
    27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:29
    Back in the day, the back cover of Weekly Pro-Wrestling ran an ad that said:
    "I used to be such a pathetic person. But ever since I started wearing XX Stone,
    I became the kind of success everyone envies."
    Guess there really are people who fall for that stuff.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:29
    Getting betrayed, getting blocked — the cause is probably her.
    If people actually liked her, none of that would happen.
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:30
    Rio-Rio: "The power stones don't work! I got scammed! Give me a refund!"
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:32
    You reap what you sow
    What goes around comes around
    Bad seeds, bad fruit
    Hoist by your own petard
    Blame-everyone-else mentality

    Your sins catch up with you
    It's a mess of your own making
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:33
    But honestly, this simple-mindedness is kind of cute.
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:33
    Classic case of never once considering that she might be the cause.
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:34
    Well, objectively speaking, Ikuta and Makino were the ones in the wrong.
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:44
    Re: #36
    Yeah, Ikuta being in the wrong is fair.
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:41
    I get that the job offer was decided before the boyfriend scandal and the anonymous slander account got exposed, so that part couldn't be helped —
    but did she really have to be assigned specifically to the announcer department?
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:43
    Re: #43
    Announcers go through a separate hiring process specifically for that role.
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:43
    Was she already attending announcer school at the time of this video?
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:44
    Re: #44
    Based on the timeline, she should've been.
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:45
    Re: #44
    That's probably right around when she got the job offer — it was 2 years ago.

    Background and Points of Debate

    Rio Kitagawa, a former Morning Musume member turned TV Tokyo announcer, has long been a frequent topic on 5ch’s entertainment and Hello! Project boards. This latest discussion was sparked by a YouTube video in which she looked back on her life as “one string of bad luck after another” and said she bought power stones purely out of a desire to break free from it. Opinions in the thread split between those who sympathized with what they saw as an honest confession, and those who took a harsher view, seeing it as “blaming her surroundings for trouble she brought on herself” — with the latter view slightly more dominant. Buying lucky charms like power stones isn’t unusual for celebrities, but framing it as an “escape from bad luck” seems to have sharpened the divide in how people judge her character. Note that comments drawing comparisons to real-world incidents, along with baseless personal attacks or remarks about her appearance, have been excluded from this article.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Sad News] TV Tokyo Announcer Rio Kitagawa: “Looking Back on My Life, I’ve Been Through One Miserable Thing After Another — I Bought Power Stones to Escape My Bad Luck”.”

  • 160 of 500 Bowls Cause Food Poisoning: Backlash Erupts Over YouTuber Komeo’s ‘Death Crab Ramen’ Stall

    YouTuber Komeo served 500 bowls of “Death Crab Ramen” from a food stall, and 160 cases of food poisoning were reported, sparking a thread on 5ch. In addition to salmonella, the bacteria detected reportedly included Plesiomonas, typically associated with freshwater organisms, and photos circulated showing cardboard boxes stored inside the kitchen. The thread split between commenters slamming the sloppy hygiene management and those defending the stunt itself.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:44
    You'd actually want to eat that?
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:48
    Only a 30% hit rate?
    Piece of cake to dodge.
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:54
    Re: #4
    That's actually a pretty solid batting average, though (in Japanese baseball, hitting .300 is considered elite).
    5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:49
    If you just think of it as that kind of product, it might actually be fun.
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:49
    Factoring in the cases that never get reported, what's the real batting average here?
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:50
    So he's doing the challenge of cooking without washing his hands after taking a dump and just mowing people down one after another.
    That's insane, gotta respect it.
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:51
    It's kind of funny that footage of him messing with his phone in the kitchen just casually shows up.
    It's probably staged for the video, but even so, it's funny.
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 06:51
    I saw a post on X saying "it's the result of a challenge, so outsiders should shut up."
    But a challenge resulting in 160 knockouts is not okay.
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:07
    A great man once said, "Small-minded people laugh at those who dare to challenge."

    ↑ Isn't that literally you guys?
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:13
    Re: #24
    An intestinal tank that demolishes the stomachs of everyone who eats it.
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:12
    I mean, 60% of people got to eat it just fine, so it's fine, right?
    32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:13
    Re: #29
    Exactly.
    For some reason haters always pile on the slightest failure
    and never bring up the successes.
    111AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:17
    Re: #29
    Nobody's even debating whether it tasted good.
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:16
    Which is worse — the "Death Muffin" from some event way back, or this Death Crab Ramen?
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:17
    Re: #33
    Didn't the Death Muffin look so obviously dangerous that it ended up with zero victims?
    40AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:19
    Re: #33
    Wasn't there no actual pathogen even found in the Death Muffin case?
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:23
    The ingredients in the chilled ramen itself might actually be innocent here.


    https://x.com/MIKITO_777/status/2095793530950349104
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:26
    Re: #44
    Apparently this outbreak involved not just salmonella but also Plesiomonas, a bacteria that spreads via freshwater creatures like eel.

    Oh…
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:42
    Why is a guy like this working as a cook?
    He's the least suited person for the job.
    Forget being a professional cook, he's the type who shouldn't even be feeding friends in his personal life.
    70AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:49
    Well, he had cardboard boxes sitting in the kitchen.
    You're not supposed to bring cardboard into the kitchen — Komeo doesn't even know that basic rule.


    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:51
    Re: #70
    He's probably setting it straight on the ground too, and likely touching the ingredients and cooking tools right after handling the cardboard.
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:55
    Re: #70
    Don't a lot of shops — ramen places included — actually keep cardboard boxes in the kitchen?
    Guess that's not allowed.
    77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:53
    Ramen taking on the world.
    80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:54
    Re: #77
    Ah, the ramen that knocked out 160 people.
    78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:53
    I wonder if they even have a designated food hygiene supervisor — it's legally required, so a name's probably posted somewhere at least.
    83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:56
    Re: #78
    There's probably some kind of hygiene manager paperwork, but that can just be filed under the owner's name or whatever.
    The problem is nobody's actually passing that info down to the staff.
    They're probably just thinking "Crab's so tasty, right?! Crab!" and nothing more.
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:56
    This country went downhill the moment it stopped tolerating trial and error and started just sneering at everything instead.
    88AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:58
    Re: #84
    Of course it failed — he was trying in a direction he shouldn't have been trying in.
    94AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:01
    Re: #84
    Reminder: even trial and error has its limits.
    103AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:07
    Re: #84
    Personally I think the ramen stall was just too high a difficulty level, and I hope young people keep taking on challenges, learning from this failure.
    87AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:57
    Re: #82
    Boxes that held frozen goods get wet and breed bacteria there, and bacteria breed in the holes of the cardboard itself anyway.
    So when stuff arrives boxed, most places immediately move it into the freezer and fold up and toss the box.
    There are probably plenty of shops that keep them around just because they've got nowhere else to put them, though.
    But that's a violation as far as the health department's concerned — if they inspect, they'll flag it.
    91AnonymousSep 5, 2026 07:59
    Re: #87
    Whoa, TIL, thanks ("サンガツ" is 5ch slang for "thanks").
    93AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:01
    104AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:09
    Re: #103
    It's less a ramen stall and more just chilled ramen.
    I'm honestly impressed he thought he could pull that off.
    There's zero heating happening right in front of you.
    108AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:13
    Re: #104
    And on top of that, it's chilled ramen lol
    Way too much of a challenger spirit.
    No wonder it's wild.
    109AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:15
    Guess you actually can get a business permit from the health department for this.
    I've never even heard of a chilled ramen stall.
    113AnonymousSep 5, 2026 08:18
    Re: #109
    On paper, the basic format is just "this kind of shop will sell this kind of item, here are the details."
    In this case there was apparently some rule about heat treatment, but I think he got around it by saying the heating is done in-store and then it's chilled before being sold.

    Honestly it all comes down to paperwork in the end, so that part's pretty easy to clear.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Operating a food business in Japan requires a permit under the Food Sanitation Act and the appointment of a food hygiene supervisor, but meeting the paperwork requirements doesn’t guarantee that on-site hygiene practices actually measure up. In this case, critics pointed to the unheated, chilled preparation method and cardboard boxes left inside the kitchen, suggesting that holding a business permit is a separate issue from the actual hygiene standard in practice. On the thread, arguments defending the stunt with the view that “society has become intolerant of taking risks” ran alongside criticism that the scale of harm shouldn’t be downplayed — worth noting is that the discussion proceeded without clearly separating whether the stunt itself was appropriate from the separate issue of poor hygiene management.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Komeo’s Death Crab Ramen gave 160 out of 500 servings food poisoning lololololol.”