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  • Reports Claim Huawei Founder’s Family Fled China — Authenticity Unconfirmed

    In September 2026, a post on X (formerly Twitter) claiming that Huawei founder Ren Zhengfei and his daughter/CFO Meng Wanzhou’s family had fled China went viral, sparking discussion in a thread on 5ch’s “Live News G” board. The post also claimed that “military police are surrounding the outside of Huawei’s headquarters,” but there has been no official statement, and commenters in the thread were quick to say things like “isn’t this fake news?” Meng Wanzhou was detained in Canada in 2018 and returned to China in 2021, and this latest “fled the country” theory is widely being read as an extension of that history.

    Translated from Chinese

    Breaking news! Huawei’s Ren Zhengfei and Meng Wanzhou’s family have fled China!

    Still confirming the details. No wonder there are so many military police surrounding Huawei HQ.

    Source: x.com / original post here

    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:42
    Guess we can finally buy Huawei with a clear conscience now
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:42
    Replies are calling this total fake news, so which is it?
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:44
    Why would they even flee?
    Were they secretly a US double agent or something?
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:44
    This is exactly the kind of thing that happens when someone's trying to cling to power
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:44
    Go team up with Honor again and become the world's strongest phone maker
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:44
    If they really fled, they'd get nabbed at the airport or somewhere like that
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:45
    Faaaaaaar-
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:26
    Reply to Re: #16: Huh, that's fewer than I'd have guessed
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:46
    So "Huawei" really went "far away," huh (pun: Huawei/ファーウェイ sounds like "far away" in Japanese)
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:29
    Reply to Re: #19: Heh, that got a little chuckle out of me
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:51
    Wait, is this the one about the Chinese AI that got caught cheating?
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:52
    Turns out a Chinese AI got caught just copy-pasting answers wholesale from a foreign AI
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:53
    A company that almost got crushed by the US and now might get crushed by China too — what even is this
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:53
    The Huawei phone I used to own was really solid
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:53
    Lol
    Banned from Android and watched by your own government — rough life all around
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:55
    Kind of impressive they built phones that good while getting hassled by both the US and China…
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:56
    So it really is true that once a company gets too big, it becomes a threat to the Chinese Communist Party and gets taken down
    Alibaba's Jack Ma fled the country too, after all
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:56
    Galaxy's basically the only real Android choice left now
    Well, poor folks can just settle for a Pixel I guess
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    Reply to Re: #36: "Junk-droid," lol (pun on Android/おんぼろ, meaning "beat-up")
    Any decent executive would be on iPhone anyway
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:57
    Is this the one where they claimed they built their own domestic AI, but it turned out they just repurposed another company's AI as-is, and confidential info leaked out in the process?
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:01
    Reply to Re: #38: This is so ridiculous, lol
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:29
    Reply to Re: #38: People are still buying this fake news?
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:57
    Now why on earth would military police be there…
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:01
    Whatever happened to Jack Ma anyway
    I heard once he was put under house arrest he just stopped criticizing anything entirely
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:02
    Reply to Re: #44: He's in Japan. Holds a professorship, but it's basically exile by another name
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:13
    Oh, so is Huawei finally moving into the US then?
    If you operate out of China the US just squeezes you for it
    So the argument goes: should've just set up shop in the US from the start
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:19
    Reply to Re: #51: But in the US you don't get access to near-free labor like you do in China
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:31
    Why didn't the government just keep backing Huawei as a national champion until it could go toe-to-toe with Apple and Samsung?
    Before anyone noticed, Xiaomi took over its spot, plus a bunch of other crazy high-spec Chinese brands nobody's even heard of showed up — now you barely hear "Huawei" at all
    107AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    Reply to Re: #82: The original state-owned one was actually ZTE — Huawei has a history of moving overseas early specifically to escape that kind of situation 🤔
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:32
    Commercial flight… no way the whole family gets through boarding
    Private jet… no way it's allowed to take off
    By sea to Taiwan… they wouldn't take them in, it'd just hand China an excuse
    By sea to the Philippines… China's influence there is too strong, they'd be sent straight back
    By sea to Japan… since they're under US sanctions, Japan hands them to the US, not China
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:38
    Reply to Re: #83: There's still the overland route
    88AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:34
    They'll just get "disappeared" 😨
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:39
    Reply to Re: #88: They won't get rid of them
    They'll put them on display
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:36
    It's a massive company though
    Is this even remotely plausible?
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:38
    Reply to Re: #89: They've got plenty of motive to want out, but actually pulling it off is nearly impossible
    Especially getting the entire family out

    Background and key points of this story

    The source of this claim is an unverified post on X, and no official statement has been confirmed from either Huawei or Chinese authorities. Meng Wanzhou was detained in Canada in 2018 and, following extradition proceedings involving the US, returned to China in 2021 — a history that makes it easy for people to connect this “fled the country” theory to her past. In the thread, Alibaba’s Jack Ma also came up as an example of a founder of an overgrown Chinese company being reined in by the authorities, but Ma merely stepped back from public life — it was never confirmed that he fled the country. Also, the claim mentioned partway through, that “a Chinese AI reused another company’s AI’s answers,” is an unrelated rumor, and it gets shot down later in the thread. Readers should keep in mind this is fast-moving, unverified information.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Live News G”) thread “[🇨🇳Sad News] Huawei President’s Family Flees China wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww“.

  • New Fire Emblem Title ‘Bansei Sengo’ Lands at #7, Marvel’s Wolverine at #9

    On Amazon.com’s bestseller rankings, the new Fire Emblem title ‘Bansei Sengo’ (out September 17) sitting at #7 and Marvel’s new Wolverine game (out September 15) at #9 became a hot topic on 5ch’s console-wars board (Gehā). Posters were surprised to see a niche Nintendo SRPG series outranking Wolverine, backed by the far more widely recognized Marvel IP, and opinions split on why. Several factors were floated — differences in installed hardware base, increased exposure from a recent Nintendo Direct, and Wolverine’s souring pre-release buzz — and the thread kept debating whether it was even fair to call either side the ‘winner.’

    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:30
    Bansei Sengo — Out September 17
    Wolverine — Out September 15
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:22
    Re: #3
    Wolverine should have the advantage here, so why?
    This is the homeland of Marvel.
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:31
    Can this even recoup the Marvel licensing fees?
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:32
    Same release conditions basically, and it's losing to what's like Nintendo's 3rd- or 4th-string series, FE?
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:33
    For a 20-hour linear action game, isn't this about the ceiling?
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:33
    Nah, the conditions aren't the same — the install base of the consoles is different.
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:33
    That's weird. They just had a Nintendo Direct, yet the console's own ranking slipped to #13? 🤔
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:35
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:35
    Overseas, everyone figured Wolverine would sell better no matter what, but after the Direct, Bansei Sengo suddenly blew up while Wolverine got exposed as trash. Makes you wonder if some people are crying right now because they can't cancel their preorder.
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:35
    Fire Emblem: Three Houses had sold approximately 4.12 million copies worldwide as of the end of December 2022, making it the best-selling title in series history.

    Sales breakdown:
    First-week domestic sales: approx. 143,000 units
    Cumulative domestic sales: approx. 580,000 units (as of end of March 2020, etc.)
    Cumulative worldwide sales: approx. 4.12 million units (as of end of December 2022)

    And this new one is technically a spinoff/related entry to a series that ranks lower in the global market anyway, right?
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:35
    Total pre-launch preorder counts on Amazon US:

    Ocarina of Time: approx. 100,000
    Spider-Man 2: approx. 80,000
    Wolverine: approx. 40,000
    GTA 6 PS5 (code-in-box edition): approx. 15,000

    Still, at half of Spider-Man 2's numbers, Wolverine's doing fine all things considered.
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:40
    That's odd. Even limited to North America, it should have an install base of around 25 million…

    Switch 2's North American install base is like 8 million, tops, even being generous.
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:40
    Re: #23
    Then PS's numbers are even lower.
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:11
    Re: #23
    PS5's main battleground is the UK and Spain.
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:42
    Both are done for. Consoles are wiped out this generation.
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:43
    Re: #28
    Oh, it's fine if PS5 disappears lol. We can just release on Switch 2 lol
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:42
    I could get it if it were the latest 3D Mario, or a new Zelda, or a Pokémon wave. But this is FE we're talking about?
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:43
    Re: #31
    Three Houses sold around 4 million, so it's a decent-sized IP.
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:46
    If it doesn't sell in the home of American comics, that's game over, right? (´・ω・`)
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:50
    Re: #36
    I mean, would they even buy a game where some stumpy old dude is flailing around like a tantrum-throwing baby?
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:50
    They kept saying 'Once the price hike hits in September, the "Buhitch" is finished!' (a derogatory nickname for the Switch, mocking its fans as "oinking" pigs) but it's straight-up outselling PS5 (´・ω・`) — Switch 2 is #13, PS5 is #16.
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:56
    Re: #40
    If it's only a 3-spot gap on Amazon, NPD easily goes to PS5. Back in January–February, Switch 2 was single digits and PS5 was around #14, and PS still won on NPD.
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:59
    PS has a 95% digital download rate. Nobody's buying physical copies. Anyone buying physical isn't really a PS user.
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:02
    Re: #51
    Honestly, if they're going to phase out physical discs, they should at least lead by example and drop them for their own first-party titles first.
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:12
    Re: #51
    There's already data showing new releases split roughly 50/50, and publishers have already stated that for older titles, digital sells better.
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:15
    Is it really something to brag about, ranking barely better than a game everyone was calling trash with terrible pre-release buzz — Wolverine?
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:25
    Re: #66
    Save that jab for when Wolverine's actually ranked higher.
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:03
    Re: #66
    Bansei Sengo also had bad pre-release buzz, so that excuse doesn't fly.
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    I wonder how different the development budgets are.
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:26
    Re: #73
    Intelligent Systems has fewer than 200 employees, so even with heavy outsourcing, it's probably still a fraction of the budget.
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:29
    Honestly even FE itself is hard to predict — it wouldn't be surprising if it undersold Three Houses. But scoring even lower than that is pretty rough.
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:35
    Re: #82
    Probably somewhere between Engage and Three Houses.

    I'd guess around 3 million.
    88AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:45
    Re: #71
    People who buy physical copies are basically an endangered species these days — outside of Nintendo, anyway.
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:00
    Re: #88
    I wonder. Sony disclosed in earnings that the average digital sale price is 3,500 yen, and publishers have said over half their revenue comes from physical copies. That suggests users are buying full-price new releases physically.
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:11
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    98AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:16
    Triple-A titles are expensive, take forever to develop, and by the time they ship the trends have shifted — nothing but downside. You basically need serious originality just to break even.
    100AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:17
    Re: #98
    And Wolverine really doesn't have much originality going for it…

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    It’s worth remembering that Amazon.com’s rankings — as opposed to Amazon.co.jp — are a reference indicator reflecting pre- and post-release preorder and purchase activity, not the same thing as actual sales figures from a tracking firm like NPD. As posters in the thread pointed out, PS5 is said to have a high digital download ratio, so a ranking based on Amazon’s physical-leaning distribution alone doesn’t necessarily capture real-world performance. It’s also worth noting that while Fire Emblem: Three Houses is the series’ high-water mark with roughly 4.12 million copies sold worldwide, the most recent entry reportedly underperformed, and thread posters didn’t agree on what baseline of expectations this new title should be measured against. Where opinion really split was over whether to read this result as ‘Nintendo’s popularity in North America’ or ‘a stumble for a Marvel-licensed title’ — with side discussions touching on cost structures like development scale and licensing fees. And with plenty still unsettled — post-price-hike sales trends, per-platform install bases, and so on — the thread never arrived at a firm conclusion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Gehā)) thread “[Amazon US] FE’s Bansei Sengo at #7, Wolverine at #9.”

  • “3 Hours of Sleep in 4 Days”: Suspicions Mount That Streamer Daisuke Hori Was Secretly Napping

    Streamer Daisuke Hori, who runs a course teaching people to become “short sleepers,” announced live on stream that he had slept only 3 hours total over 4 days as the result of his sleep-restriction challenge. Since he had originally set a goal of “30 minutes of sleep per day,” 5ch users began debating whether his claims were genuine. Commenters pointed out roughly two hours during a massage session when the video and audio feed were cut, as well as the fact that he had removed his smart ring, raising suspicions that he may have had a staff member wear the ring in his place to make it look like he was still awake. The thread also brought up the fact that courses run by the association Hori heads reportedly start at 348,000 yen (about $2,300), drawing criticism of what some called an expensive money-making scheme.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:15
    Exaggerating it as "30 minutes of sleep every day" makes him sound like a liar, but what he's doing is genuinely impressive — aside from the fact his efficiency must be tanking.
    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:18
    What about all the blacked-out screens, the sunglasses, and that 2-hour gap? What's up with that?
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:22
    Well, he seems to be catching bits of sleep here and there, so he's not going to die. Apparently if you actually stayed awake for real you'd start hallucinating or losing your mind.
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    Re: #9
    I once went 5 days without sleep and I kept seeing shadows flickering at the edge of my vision the whole time.
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:26
    3 hours of sleep a day would already be impressive enough — why the 30-minute restriction?
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:29
    Re: #14
    Because 3 hours doesn't have much impact.
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:32
    He's seriously underestimating how taxing it is to be livestreaming this whole time.
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:33
    Re: #29
    Even after a full night's sleep, staring at a fast-scrolling comment section makes you feel sick — I don't know how he's pulling this off.
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:34
    There was an episode of Tom and Jerry like this.
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:48
    Re: #34
    The one where Tom can't sleep because of Jerry's noise, so he goes all the way to outer space just to sleep, and Jerry follows him and ruins it anyway?
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:42
    Fraud aside, wouldn't this count as a violation of the Act against Unjustifiable Premiums and Misleading Representations (Japan's ad/labeling law)?
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:45
    Re: #53
    Where's the "premium" (prize/incentive) in this though?
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:43
    Just a few days into the challenge and he's already saying things that sound unhinged — really drives home how important proper sleep is.
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:44
    Re: #56
    Well, he's got an audience the size of a full Tokyo Dome watching him, so…
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:44
    So during the 2-hour massage, his face was off-camera and the audio was muted, but that still counts as "not sleeping," huh?
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    Re: #57
    And on top of that he'd taken the ring off. He probably had a staff member wear it so it would register as him being awake. Impressive that he'd go this far — all he's thinking about is how to sleep without getting caught.
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:45
    3 hours of sleep a day would already qualify as a proper short sleeper — why did he exaggerate the story?
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    Re: #63
    Probably because plenty of ordinary people already sleep that little, lol. Trump's supposedly like that too.
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:48
    Re: #63
    Nishino (the comedian-turned-entrepreneur) made the same claim with a 3-hour setup, so he might be trying to copy that.
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:54
    Re: #63
    3 hours a day for a week is something basically anyone could pull off anyway.
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    The smart ring company sent over the logs, and there's already proof he's been sleeping properly.
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    Re: #66
    Probably once the log in Re: #67 got sent to him, he realized he'd get caught, so that's why he had a staff member wear the ring during yesterday's massage.
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    Takasu: "Hori originally said naps were important, so I think he should take naps."

    Hori: (beaming) "Thank you!"

    ↓ The next day

    https://imgur.com/a/jaHJkBU.jpg
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    Re: #68
    Suggesting "why not take a nap?" and then going "gotcha, fail!" lol, that's hilarious. Way too calculating.
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:49
    Re: #68
    This guy is having more fun toying with him than anyone.
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:53
    Is this guy actually getting any more productive by only sleeping 30 minutes?
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:54
    Re: #83
    He's raking in huge revenue and supporting his wife and kid as the breadwinner.
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:53
    105AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:59
    Re: #84
    Yeah, exactly. The moment this turns into some kind of sleep-deprivation endurance stunt, it's already gone off the rails.
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:54
    According to past reports, the flagship "Short Sleeper Training Course" run by the Japan Short Sleeper Training Association, which Daisuke Hori heads, starts at 348,000 yen (roughly $2,300) for group lessons.
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    Re: #87
    So he's robbing people of their normal judgment by depriving them of sleep, then collecting money off them? That's downright vicious.
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    Honestly I think he's superhuman. A guy I really respect.
    95AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    Re: #91
    Go buy his course then, he'd be thrilled.
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    What kind of math is this? If you count the time he dozed off during the massage or all those "stream trouble" (lol) moments, he's slept way more than that.
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:56
    Re: #93
    Well, he himself won't admit that counts as sleep.
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    It's scary how he suddenly collapses like someone flipped a switch on him. I guess that's some kind of built-in safety mechanism though.
    97AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:56
    Re: #94
    I really hope he doesn't drive a car or ride a bike. Trains are dangerous too without platform doors to stop him from falling.
    100AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:57
    Re: #95
    If it were 1,000 yen I'd actually buy it.
    108AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:00
    Re: #100
    Don't go calling it "respect" when your devotion only runs that deep 😡

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The term “short sleeper” technically refers to an academic classification for people who, due to specific genetic mutations such as DEC2, are naturally able to function on very little sleep — there is little medical evidence supporting the claim that anyone can acquire this trait through training. Daisuke Hori markets this constitution as something “trainable,” running expensive courses around the idea, and this livestream challenge was positioned as a demonstration of that claim. Opinion in the thread split over whether the on-stream “napping suspicions” were just harmless showmanship or a lack of the verifiable proof that would justify the course fees. It’s also worth noting — something only touched on piecemeal in individual posts — that the smart ring’s sleep detection can be overridden depending on what the wearer self-reports, making it structurally difficult for outsiders to verify objectively.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Short sleeper Daisuke Hori slept only 3 hours in 4 days.”

  • Hitoshi Matsumoto Announces Surgery — 5ch Reacts: “If Only He’d Gotten Regular Checkups”

    On the 14th, Hitoshi Matsumoto of the comedy duo Downtown updated the X account for the streaming service “DOWNTOWN+” to announce that he will undergo surgery. Matsumoto had previously revealed, during an emergency livestream in July, that he has colorectal cancer, and had also disclosed that he uses a stoma (colostomy). On the thread, opinions were divided over whether this new surgery signals a worsening condition or is part of a smooth recovery, and partway through, some posts pointed out a misreading of the headline. Many commenters also chimed in with their own experiences getting health checkups and colonoscopy screenings.

    On the 14th, Hitoshi Matsumoto of the comedy duo Downtown updated the X account for the internet streaming service “DOWNTOWN+ (Downtown Plus)” to announce that he will undergo surgery.

    In July, Matsumoto revealed during an emergency livestream on the same service that he has colorectal cancer, saying, “I had a huge surgery, it was rough. I thought I was going to die.” He also disclosed that he uses a stoma (colostomy).

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:10
    It's 'cause the COVID vaccine wipes out your immunity, you know.
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:17
    Re: #7
    Are people still going on about the vaccine? Did their clocks stop 5 years ago?
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:10
    If he'd gone in for a checkup every year, maybe this wouldn't have happened.

    Not going to the hospital until he had bloody stools… he was just too slow on everything.
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:12
    Re: #9
    Even with regular health screenings, sometimes it just doesn't get caught.
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:14
    Re: #26
    A handbag. (a random word-association joke riffing off the earlier "dog" typo)
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:18
    Re: #26
    Stomach and colon cancer can be caught early if you get proper screenings.
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:12
    He said it was a temporary colostomy, so maybe this surgery is to reverse it.
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:14
    Re: #24
    Everyone's told it's "temporary" when they get one. But only a tiny fraction of people ever actually get it removed, and even then it takes forever before you can have normal bowel movements again. Having surgery again this soon probably means he doesn't have much time left.
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:16
    Re: #35
    Oh really, I didn't know that. So it's probably not a reversal surgery then.
    267AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    Re: #35
    Ugh, this is exactly why 5ch is full of people just making stuff up. Look at the detailed report:

    "Matsumoto reported on his current condition that day, saying, 'I'm recovering smoothly…' He went on to add, 'I can get the surgery to push the protruding intestine back in sooner than expected, so I'm going to go ahead and do it.'"

    It's right there in black and white.
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:14
    Why doesn't he just retire already and go travel or do whatever else he wants to do?
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:15
    Re: #9
    Seriously, this. It's not really an era where you die from cancer anymore — but that only holds true for people who take checkups and treatment seriously. Skip the checkups, catch it late, or fall for some sketchy alternative medicine, and you can die easily.
    101AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:21
    Re: #45
    ✕ It's not an era where you die from cancer
    ◯ It's an era where you barely die from anything OTHER than cancer
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:15
    "Hitoshi Matsumoto: 'Looks like I can get the surgery to push my intestine back in sooner than expected' — to be hospitalized for about a week, announced on DOWNTOWN+'s official X account"

    Whatever malicious reporter chopped that headline down should have their press badge revoked.
    54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:16
    Re: #47
    Oh, so it's not about the cancer spreading — it's that kind of surgery. Sounds like things are actually going fine.
    59AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:17
    Harry → Nobue Matsubara → Hitoshi Matsumoto?! The celebrity-death chain continues (a grim 5ch meme linking recent celebrity deaths/health scares in sequence)
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:18
    Re: #59
    And all around their mid-60s too.
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:17
    Guess the stress really got to him after all. Cancer comes from stress, you know. Namu~ (a Buddhist phrase, short for "Namu Amida Butsu," used casually here like "rest in peace")
    109AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:21
    Re: #64
    Maybe it's the stress of not being able to go out and enjoy himself freely anymore.
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:17
    Will he make it to the New Year? What's everyone's prediction?
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:19
    Re: #70
    He might not get to see next year's cherry blossoms.
    115AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:22
    Re: #70
    I think he'll live until next year. Two years at most.
    165AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:31
    Re: #70
    I don't think he'll even see this year's cherry blossoms.
    116AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    The only standard test for colorectal cancer in a regular health checkup is the fecal occult blood test.

    By the time that comes back positive, the reality is you're usually not at stage 1 or 2 anymore — it's already fairly advanced.

    Once you're past 40, once every 5 years is enough, so I strongly recommend getting a colonoscopy. No other test is as reliable.
    124AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:24
    Re: #116
    How much does that cost?
    195AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:35
    Re: #124
    If you go to a gastroenterologist and say "my stomach's been off lately…" and ask for the exam, it's covered by insurance — I think it was around 8,000 yen.

    The actual procedure, with the camera going in through the anus, takes about 20 minutes. You feel a foreign-body sensation but zero pain. Way easier than a stomach endoscopy.

    But you have to start drinking the laxative that morning, so you can't do anything else that day — clear your whole schedule.
    255AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:45
    Re: #195
    I want to be fully sedated with no memory of the procedure at all. Any well-known pain-free clinics in Tokyo?
    276AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:47
    Re: #195
    Is "zero pain" even a real thing?
    135AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:27
    He trained so hard and built such an amazing body from all that weightlifting, and he still got sick — makes you wonder if the training actually wasn't good for him, especially since he only started later in life.
    145AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:28
    Re: #135
    Isn't it probably the stress from the lawsuit and everything? He might've been eating himself up over things not going the way he expected.
    160AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:30
    Re: #135
    A lot of Japanese people get colorectal cancer. Probably because everyone sits all day.
    161AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:30
    What news cycle is this thread even from? Is this board "Breaking News… Eventually" now? (a pun on the board's name, Breaking News+ — implying the news here is anything but breaking)
    168AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:31
    Re: #161
    Can't wrap your head around it?
    181AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:33
    Re: #161
    The 14th is this September, right? I thought that was today — am I wrong?
    239AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:42
    Ishibashi looks like he's in pretty bad shape too — honestly, I'm more worried about him. (referring to Takaaki Ishibashi of the comedy duo Tunnels, who has also battled cancer)
    243AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:43
    Re: #239
    I recall hearing he found the chemo or radiation so brutal he ended up quitting it.
    266AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    Re: #239
    Yeah, he'd gotten incredibly thin.
    292AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:48
    Re: #239
    Is he really that bad off?

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    This surgery appears to be aimed at reversing the stoma (colostomy) that was temporarily created during treatment for the colorectal cancer Matsumoto disclosed on his emergency livestream back in July, now that his intestines have recovered faster than expected. On the thread, speculation initially arose that this might be related to the cancer recurring or spreading, but after a detailed report was quoted, it was corrected to reflect that he is “recovering smoothly” and that the surgery is to “push the protruding intestine back in.” Colorectal cancer is said to be hard to catch early using only the standard fecal occult blood test offered in routine checkups, and in many cases the cancer has already progressed by the time that test comes back positive. Getting a colonoscopy every few years after turning 40 is considered an effective countermeasure, and the thread also saw a detailed, practical exchange about the cost of the exam and whether it hurts.

    *This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News Flash+) thread “Downtown’s Hitoshi Matsumoto Announces Surgery [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • ‘Amuse Is Washed Up’: 5ch Debate Drags In Names of Rising Young Actresses

    A thread titled “Amuse is so washed up it has nothing left but pushing old guys like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oizumi Yo” appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. It started with the claim that major talent agency Amuse is leaning on veteran actors like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oizumi Yo for NHK appearances, and commenters piled on with the view that the agency’s momentum has faded. On the other hand, plenty of posters pushed back by naming young actresses such as Kiyohara Kaya, Hotta Mayu, and Yamada Anna, and with quarterly earnings reports also thrown into the mix, opinions split sharply over how to judge the agency’s real standing.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:50
    The mysterious major agency called 'Amuse'—so washed up these days it has nothing left but pushing old guys like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oizumi Yo
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:54
    It's all that royalty/rights money—that's how they keep the lights on
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:55
    Sang three whole songs on Uta Kon (NHK music show)—I was floored

    Oizumi
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:17
    Re: #4
    NHK's absolutely smitten with them
    Kohaku, taiga dramas, SONGS… (NHK's flagship year-end special, historical drama slot, and music program)
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:57
    Watanabe Entertainment doesn't have a single genuinely appealing talent either, but they're still coasting on agency muscle
    guys like Nakayama Hide, Honjamaka's Megumi, Neptune
    not one of them is any good
    so Amuse can keep coasting too
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:58
    Amuse simply has no product left to sell
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:08
    They pull way bigger crowds than Hello! Project, so if that counts as washed up, what does that make Hello!?
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:57
    Re: #7
    Maybe it's because they haven't cultivated the next generation?
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:13
    Isn't Yoshizawa Ryo with Amuse?
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:14
    Yeah, he is
    He's deep into stage plays right now
    Can't even get tickets
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:14
    The one spamming threads on this board is BABYMETAL, and they're Amuse, right?
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:16
    I heard the cinema live-viewing streaming system is Amuse's own
    Wonder if that's still the case
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:27
    They've got such a glut of promising kids, yet a idol act that actually lasts only comes along once a decade
    If they've got more than they can handle, hand some over to Hello!
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:29
    Forget Amuse—what about Oscar Promotion, Sun Music, Horipro, and Rising Production, none of which are growing new talent either?
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:33
    Just when you've forgotten about them, some sidelined employee lands a massive hit
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:35
    They've clearly got the muscle to push talent, but they must whiff a lot too
    Doesn't feel like an agency that's great at social media either, and the fanbase skews older
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:38
    That's every talent agency though
    Plenty of them are dropping like flies these days
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:39
    This is seriously bad
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZRST0517969S6A810C2000000/
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:49
    Re: #19
    What are you even doing judging from a single 3-month earnings report? lol
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:41
    Kiyohara Kaya, Hotta Mayu, Yamada Anna, Tsunematsu Yuri, Kayashima Mizuki
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:45
    Coming from a Hello! Project fan?
    UP-FRONT is just as bad, if not worse
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:45
    Re: #23
    It's Hello!-haters starting threads on the Wolf board (a die-hard Hello! Project fandom board)—go check the thread list
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:59
    Re: #23
    UP-FRONT aside, you can still say Amuse is on the decline
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:57
    That's exactly why they're pushing other young talent so hard now
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:01
    Yamada Anna-chan is the only one who wins ( ̄▽ ̄)
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:13
    There's also Hoshino Gen
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:14
    Re: #38
    Hoshino Gen's acting work isn't under Amuse
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:14
    Hotta Mayu is everywhere—dramas, commercials, variety shows
    Impressive, given she's got that 'ill-fated' look (a delicate, melancholic face type often praised in Japan)
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:16
    Re: #41
    She's the heroine in this week's release of Yatsuhaka-mura (The Village of Eight Gravestones)
    Being in Hotta Mayu's tier is seriously elite even by entertainment-industry standards
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:31
    It's about time they gave Yamada Anna-chan the lead in a Sunday Theater drama (TBS's flagship primetime drama slot)
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:40
    Re: #48
    An asadora heroine role too, why not ( ̄▽ ̄)(NHK's morning drama serial)
    54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:56
    If they're so washed up, how about handing over a few of their M-Line acts? (Amuse's in-house music label/division)
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:05
    Re: #54
    What's the benefit in that?
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:07
    Re: #56
    For Amuse it's basically a lottery ticket—maybe a one-in-a-million shot lol
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:13
    Re: #57
    If you're hiring a middle-aged idol, you'd normally just go after a young one instead

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Amuse is a major talent agency whose roster includes Fukuyama Masaharu, Oizumi Yo, Perfume, and @onefive, and it has long been active in both acting and music. Notably, this thread wasn’t started on a voice-actor board but on the “Hello! Project” board, which tends to draw fans of rival agencies—so the “washed up” label floating around may be colored by some inter-agency rivalry. Some posters in the thread cited quarterly earnings reports as evidence, but opinions were divided on whether a single month’s or quarter’s numbers can really capture a company’s overall health. In fact, Amuse’s roster includes numerous young actresses such as Kiyohara Kaya, Hotta Mayu, Yamada Anna, Tsunematsu Yuri, and Kayashima Mizuki, so judging the agency’s true standing purely by the visibility of its veteran male talents on variety shows and NHK risks missing the bigger picture.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “The mysterious major agency called ‘Amuse’—so washed up these days it has nothing left but pushing old guys like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oizumi Yo.”

  • Juice=Juice and Maria Makino Share the Stage — Fans Spiral Into Tenure and Follower-Count Comparisons

    On the Hello! Project board, a joint appearance by Juice=Juice and former member Maria Makino became a hot topic. Rather than reacting to the collaboration itself, the thread quickly veered into rankings of Morning Musume and Juice=Juice membership tenure and comparisons of X (Twitter) follower counts, with posters expressing surprise that Makino’s numbers were “lower than expected.” The discussion also touched on the contrast between members who remain regulars on terrestrial TV and former members whose exposure has faded since graduating, splitting opinion among fans.

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:24
    Membership days as of 2026/09/14 (per Wikipedia's counting method)

    4,127 days — Akari Uemura
    3,367 days — Ruru Danbara (since 2017/06/26)
    3,194 days — Tomoko Kanazawa
    2,909 days — Sayuki Takagi
    2,845 days — Karin Miyamoto
    2,649 days — Yua Kudo / Ria Matsunaga (since 2019/06/14)
    2,357 days — Reon Inoue (since 2020/04/01)
    2,303 days — Yuka Miyazaki
    1,895 days — Ichika Arisawa / Risa Irie / Kisaki Ebata (since 2021/07/07)
    1,538 days — Sakura Ishiyama / Sakari Endo (since 2022/06/29)
    1,447 days — Manaka Inaba
    1,210 days — Miifu Kawashima (since 2023/05/23)
    *,623 days — Nanami Yanagawa
    *,448 days — Nia Hayashi (since 2025/06/23)
    *,130 days — Aina Otsuka
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:27
    Re: #2
    Your math is always off by one day.
    Membership days should be calculated "inclusive of day one."
    Elapsed days are calculated "exclusive of day one."
    The membership-day figures listed on Wikipedia are calculated the "exclusive" way, so they're one day short.
    You can't just copy the numbers as-is — you have to add one day to each.
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:27
    Among those who faded from the spotlight, she's basically in the "Airi" slot, isn't she? (i.e., a rare case who thrived after leaving, like former Morning Musume member Suzuki Airi)
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:31
    Re: #1

    X (Twitter) followers

    Haruka Kudo — 124,000

    Yuka Nihei — 79,000

    Karin Miyamoto — 73,000

    Ayaka Wada — 71,000

    Mei Tamura — 69,000

    Haruna Iikubo — 69,000

    Miyabi Natsuyaki — 59,000

    Manaka Inaba — 48,000

    Masaki Sato — 47,000

    Harumi Ogata — 37,000

    Akari Takeuchi — 35,000

    Kaede Kaga — 34,000

    Makoto Ogawa — 34,000

    Riho Sayashi — 28,000

    Risa Kogata — 26,000

    Kurumi Takase — 25,000

    Rikako Sasaki — 21,000

    Erina Ikuta — 21,000

    Rika Shimakura — 19,000

    Maria Makino — 19,000 ← this one

    Ayumi Ishida — 16,000
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:33
    Re: #6
    Wait, Makino's numbers are this low? I figured she'd easily be pulling 200,000.
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:36
    Re: #6
    Is that missing a zero?
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:33
    One of Up-Front's first-string talents (Up-Front being the idols' talent agency)
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:34
    Re: #7
    Up-Front's "first string" = a C-list celebrity everywhere else
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:33
    Juice=Juice and Maria Makino — still hanging on in the mainstream entertainment world
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:34
    Maria Makino is just barely still above ground.

    Mizuki Fukumura, Erina Ikuta, and Ayumi Ishida vanished in an instant.
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:36
    At 25 — not exactly young in this industry — what's she going to do from here?
    She's right on the edge of vanishing into the underground scene like her senpai did.
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:36
    Morning Musume's "One-Four" crew (fan nickname for a certain older member cohort) and Juice=Juice's original lineup are basically a dark chapter now, huh.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:37
    Juice=Juice, who can share the stage with both Makino and Kitagawa
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:37
    The so-called "One-Four" crew — they just cling on and on, then vanish the second they quit.
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:37
    I wonder how Makino feels watching all this?
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:38
    Makino barely managed to hang onto a spot on terrestrial TV.
    Everyone else got wiped out.
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:39
    She looks like she'd be super irritated.
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:39
    If she'd quit five years earlier, there's a real chance she could've blown up.
    46AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:40
    Well, at least her relationship with Juice=Juice is still good.

    Background and Key Points

    Within Hello! Project fandom, membership tenure and social media follower counts are frequently used as points of comparison. Wikipedia’s membership-day figures are calculated as elapsed days “not counting day one,” so simply subtracting dates produces a count that’s off by one from the actual number of days served — a common source of confusion. The “One-Four” crew mentioned in the thread is fan slang for an older generation of former Juice=Juice and Morning Musume members, and the contrast between those who’ve stayed active and those whose terrestrial TV exposure dropped off early became the thread’s main point of discussion. Some posters were surprised that Maria Makino’s follower count seemed “low,” but this is only relative to other former members, and the thread didn’t address that differences in current activity level and media opportunities could be behind the gap.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Great News] Juice=Juice and Maria Makino Appear Together Kita━━━━(°∀°)━━━━!!.”

  • PS5 Launches Extended Warranty Campaign for New Buyers — 5ch: “Feels Like a Dying Console”

    Sony has announced a new-purchase campaign for the “PS5 Digital Edition, Japanese-only.” Anyone who buys an eligible PS5 console and applies by March 31, 2027 will get their standard 1-year manufacturer warranty extended by an extra year, for 2 years of coverage total. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board, the choice to offer a warranty extension instead of a price cut drew comments like “isn’t this a sign of a console on its last legs that’s run out of budget?” and “are margins so tight they can’t even discount the console itself?” Others took it more simply as just a statement about failure rates and repair support, so opinions on the campaign’s real purpose were divided.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:03
    New purchase campaign for the "PS5® Digital Edition, Japanese-only"!
    Buy an eligible PS5 console and apply for the campaign by Wednesday, March 31, 2027, and your standard 1-year manufacturer warranty gets extended by a year — 2 years of coverage total!
    Details here ⇒ play.st/4xjbcKR
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:04
    In two years disc versions probably won't even be on store shelves anymore 😭
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:58
    Re: #3
    It's the Digital Edition (no disc drive to begin with)
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:04
    Budget's so tight they can't even discount the console itself, let alone the bundled games
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:05
    First time I've ever heard of a campaign that's just "extended warranty"
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:15
    Re: #6
    Lol, this

    Do they even realize themselves it's a dying platform?
    I can really feel their resolve not to spend a single yen, campaign or not lol
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:06
    There's no game I want badly enough to actually buy a PS5 for
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:07
    "Ah, this is the pattern where the whole console disappears in two years"
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:07
    An extended-warranty campaign for a dying console, lol
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:07
    A campaign that really makes you feel Sony is genuinely broke
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:09
    It's not like it's some game where "this looks like it'll break any second so now I can buy it with peace of mind" applies here
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:09
    The campaign period is surprisingly long, actually
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:11
    A "warranty timer extension" campaign, what a dumb idea lol
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:11
    Wasn't there some similarly dumb thing before, like priority PS support access?
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:13
    They're emphasizing the 55,000 yen price, so maybe they're not raising it until the campaign ends?
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:13
    The Japan-only Digital Edition must be running a huge loss,
    now it's clear they can't drop the price by even one yen, campaign or not
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:14
    Impressive — I wonder how much budget they spent just on extending the warranty period?
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:14
    "Please print out the email and include it when sending it in for repair" — I lost it
    It really has that "scraped this together out of nothing" feel
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:15
    I wonder if the controller is covered too?
    If so, that's still better than some boring pack-in bundle
    81AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:56
    Re: #27
    It's covered, but apparently the service ends after two repairs
    Well, console repairs usually get resolved in one shot anyway,
    so it's basically one repair for the controller and one for the console
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:15
    Someone who never bought a PS5 until now isn't suddenly going to go "oh, the warranty period doubled, guess I'll buy one!"
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:18
    Can we take this as "they won't raise the price from 55,000 yen until April"?
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:45
    Re: #29
    The other way around —
    they won't lower the price
    52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:33
    Discs will be gone in two years anyway though
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:35
    Re: #52
    I'd bet the whole crap-station console (derogatory nickname for PlayStation) will be gone too
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:35
    Is this actually official?
    That's insane…
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:37
    Re: #57
    Was there ever a time it wasn't insane?
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:38
    So they're just turning into a repair company now…
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:42
    Re: #64
    The second coming of the AIBO route (Sony's robot dog that got discontinued, then lived on mainly through legacy repair support)
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:50
    They're acting all relaxed because the Switch 2 is flopping hard
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:00
    If you're a serious gamer you'd be better off getting the regular 2-year extended warranty instead
    That gives you 3 years of coverage total and two controller swaps
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:02
    Re: #84
    Is there a good way to break a controller on purpose?
    Mine's covered but it just won't die… though the battery life has gotten worse
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:09
    If anything, isn't this good news, since it means they'll keep making the PS5 for at least 3 more years?
    95AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:24
    Re: #89
    Are you talking about the Product Liability Act rule requiring repair parts to be kept in stock for 2 years after announcing end of production?
    103AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:33
    Honestly if you're only playing third-party games, it's insane value for money
    It's gotten to the weird point where Nintendo costs more than Sony
    105AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:35
    Re: #103
    I think the PS4 was kind of the same way
    Or wait, was it about the same price?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Extended-warranty campaigns are a promotional tactic manufacturers commonly reach for on products where price cuts are hard to justify, and this isn’t unique to the PS5. Many thread comments speculated that “disc-based games might vanish from stores in two years,” but that’s just the posters’ own speculation — Sony hasn’t officially announced any end to production or sales. Japan’s Product Liability Act also requires manufacturers to keep repair parts on hand for a set period after production ends, so the long-term warranty can also be read as part of that kind of support setup. Whether to view the extended warranty as a “sign of a dying console” or a “statement of long-term support” split opinion within the thread itself, and it’s not something the campaign wording alone can settle.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “[Bad News for Nintendo Fanboys] New Purchase Campaign Launched for the “PS5 Digital Edition, Japanese-Only”!.”

  • Yuji Oda Eyes Sequel in Osaka — 5,000 Fans Turn Out, but 5ch Says ‘No Sato Jiro, No Watch’

    Actor Yuji Oda attended a commemorative event on September 13 in Kita Ward, Osaka, for “Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.: Dash Through the Metropolis!” (opening September 18), telling a crowd of 5,000 fans — far exceeding the expected 3,000 — that he wants to make another sequel “as soon as possible.” It marked his first visit to Osaka as Detective Shunsaku Aoshima in 14 years, since 2012. On 5ch, discussion ranged over box-office projections tied to advance ticket sales, mentions of Jiro Sato’s absence from this installment, and how the story might be easier to write without Shinji Muroi, as users debated where the franchise goes from here.

    Yuji Oda Declares Sequel Plans Before Massive Osaka Crowd — Event for Sept. 18 Release “Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.: Dash Through the Metropolis!”

    Actor Yuji Oda (58) attended a commemorative event on the 13th at the Umekita Square of Grand Front Osaka in Kita Ward, Osaka, for his starring film “Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.: Dash Through the Metropolis!” (directed by Katsuyuki Motohiro, opening on the 18th).

    It marked his first visit to Osaka as protagonist Shunsaku Aoshima in 14 years, since 2012. Before 5,000 fans — well over the planned 3,000 — he declared his intent to make a sequel, saying, “I want to do it again soon.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:26
    I don't want to watch a Bayside Shakedown without Jiro Sato in it
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:34
    Re: #2
    He was never in it to begin with lol
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:27
    A Bayside Shakedown with Muroi dead? Don't need it
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:31
    Is Santamaria in this one?
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:38
    Re: #5
    Satan Maria's right here (pun on actor Santamaria's name)
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:37
    Can it beat Chiikawa? (the wildly popular cute-character franchise)
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:48
    Re: #12
    If it pulls in 30% of what Chiikawa makes, that'd be doing well
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:37
    There sure are a lot of board posters trashing it despite the strong advance ticket ("moviecard" presale) numbers — my guess is it'll be a solid hit
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:04
    Re: #13
    Already past 17,000 sold — that should make a 'half' [of the target box office] a safe bet, right?
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:43
    Saw the footage — looked like a pretty cringe-inducing movie
    Seems like it'll just coast on nostalgia and nothing else
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:50
    Re: #19
    Yeah, overstuffed in a bad way
    And the actual case at the heart of it is probably going to be half-baked anyway
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:50
    The main case absolutely needs that edge-of-your-seat tension
    That's what will make or break this movie

    The first two films, the Negotiator spin-off, and the TV finale all had that
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:54
    Re: #26
    Just look at the case in the Muroi movie
    They hype it up so much in the first half, then Muroi takes a phone call and wraps it up in 5 minutes in the second half?
    That screenwriter can't write a proper mystery anymore
    Also, I still believe the theory that Jiro Sato was the culprit (lol)
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:06
    I think it'll pull in ¥5 billion at the box office
    It's got a loyal fanbase, and I'm going too

    Whether it goes higher than that comes down to the content
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:21
    Re: #36
    There hasn't been a genuinely good Bayside Shakedown in 30 years, yet people are still hoping 'this time will be different'?

    Good chance it'll be even worse than the two Muroi movies
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:13
    Can it beat Chiikawa?
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:24
    Re: #38
    Depending on the bonus goods, it might lose on the weekend
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:34
    The numbers for the recent TV reruns have actually been pretty good
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:50
    Re: #45
    Wakui's in it, Sumire's in it, Muroi's even in it — just no Jiro Sato
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:55
    Ikariya's not in it, Fukatsu's not in it, Yanagiba's not in it either
    Calling this a Bayside Shakedown sequel is a stretch
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:08
    Re: #53
    What, summoning them from the afterlife?
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:33
    Re: #53
    Probably Muroi asked them to, from beyond
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:22
    He opened with some Osaka dialect: 'Business good? Thanks a bunch!'

    Sounds like it totally bombed
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:47
    Re: #57
    Osaka crowds are generous with actors' jokes
    They're tough on comedians though
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:48
    Re: #57
    I feel like he should've opened with 'Maido!' instead
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:55
    For a live-action Japanese film with no big Johnny's idol in the cast, 17,302 advance tickets is insanely strong under normal circumstances
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:10
    Re: #68
    Well, 'Massu' counts as a pretty strong Johnny's himself
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:59
    Well, I don't think there was any bad blood at this point, but now that Muroi's gone, I feel like sequels might get easier to make
    Whatever the real reason, taking 14 years since the last one must mean it wasn't easy to put together smoothly

    Going forward it's basically just Oda and the rest of the gang, so doesn't that make for an easier environment to work in?
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:01
    Re: #69
    Setting aside any behind-the-scenes friction, with Muroi around you could only really do the same kind of storyline
    Getting assigned to the First Investigative Division probably wouldn't have worked with Muroi still around either
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:13
    Re: #69
    The 14-year gap was because attendance had dropped, so they made it a finale to avoid the series going into the red

    If it becomes a money-losing series, it doesn't matter how easy sequels are to make — it won't survive
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:11
    Also, at least so far, it's odd that Oda hasn't brought up 'this film without Muroi' at any press events
    Even if it ties into the story somehow, wouldn't it make sense for him to say at least a little something like 'Yanagiba's gone from this one…' about someone's absence?
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:17
    Re: #73
    The trailer mentions something about a 'Muroi model,' so it'll probably get addressed in the film itself
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:17
    Re: #73
    Is this gonna be like Space Battleship Yamato, where the doctor looks straight at the camera and tells the audience 'That was my misdiagnosis,' and suddenly Captain Okita's alive again — except it's Muroi this time?
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:14
    Re: #42
    Even 'Suspect Muroi' back at the franchise's peak wasn't that big a deal
    It's not going to flop hard like GTO did — just my guess, though
    There's a die-hard fanbase after all

    It can't be like the old Bayside Shakedown days, but I still think in the end it'll pull in ¥5 billion
    81AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:24
    Re: #76
    On top of the content being terrible, they're not even cutting Jiro Sato's scenes, right?

    There's no way it hits ¥5 billion

    Then again, this is coming from the guy who was the lone voice insisting Yamazaki's Godzilla would be a masterpiece while all of Japan said it couldn't possibly be good
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:19
    I think Motohiro's only real hit as a director is Bayside Shakedown, but being able to live off just that one franchise forever shows how huge being Japan's biggest domestic hit really is
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:25
    Re: #79
    He's your typical hired-gun director though, so his actual cut is probably small
    85AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:30
    Re: #79
    Bayside Shakedown has never actually been Japan's biggest domestic box-office hit
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:22
    Nice that they're doing this in Osaka
    These events are usually always in Tokyo
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 11:29
    Re: #80
    They did do one in Tokyo too
    Though it ended up getting rained out and switched to an online stream

    Background and Talking Points

    The “Bayside Shakedown” franchise returns with its first new installment in 14 years, and within the story, Toshiro Yanagiba’s character Shinji Muroi has died. The “moviecard” figures that came up in the thread refer to advance movie-ticket presales, a number often used to gauge early box-office momentum. A total of over 17,000 isn’t a low figure by any means, but since it’s unclear just how big a hit the “Chiikawa” film comparison point will be, opinions in the thread were split on how to read the numbers. Meanwhile, frustration over Jiro Sato’s absence from this installment tends to run strongest among longtime fans of the series — a friction point common to long-running franchises with shifting casts. It’s worth noting that the article alone doesn’t reveal how the film will actually perform at the box office.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sokuhou+) thread “[Entertainment] Yuji Oda Declares Sequel Plans Before Massive Crowd in Umeda, Osaka! 5,000 Fans at Event for the Sept. 18 Release of ‘Bayside Shakedown N.E.W.’“

  • Kōsuke Minowa Slams Hosts as Insufferable — 5ch Claps Back: “Fair Point, But You’re No Different”

    On the night of September 13, Gentosha editor Kōsuke Minowa posted on his X (formerly Twitter) account: “The way hosts act all high-and-mighty, spouting life lessons — it makes me sick to begin with.” It was a personal take on the host club industry, but the reaction on 5ch didn’t stop at simple agreement. Since Minowa himself was previously reported to have had an affair, a wave of pushback picked apart his own past instead, with comments like “You’re no different” and “Don’t go lecturing people while ignoring your own affair.” Rather than debating the host industry itself, the thread ended up centering on “who’s doing the talking.”

    Kōsuke Minowa shares his opinion on some hosts: “The way they act all high-and-mighty, spouting life lessons, makes me sick to begin with”

    Gentosha editor Kōsuke Minowa updated his X account on the night of the 13th, sharing his personal thoughts on hosts.

    Minowa opened with: “The way hosts act all high-and-mighty, spouting life lessons — it makes me sick to begin with.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:33
    Ah, you mean Roland (the famous celebrity host).
    Makes sense.
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:34
    Who does Ikechan think he is, acting all high-and-mighty?
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:34
    I agree about the hosts,
    but you're no different yourself.
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:35
    Wow, haven't heard that name in a while — guess he's still at it.
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:35
    This guy's already lost face and he's just lashing out now.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:36
    A cheating bastard who couldn't even treat his own wife right
    is basically the same as a host, if you ask me.
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:39
    An editor of all people acting all high-and-mighty toward others — that's sickening too.
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:39
    You've published plenty of books letting sketchy people preach life lessons yourself, you know.
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:41
    Isn't it a problem when someone who at least holds the social standing — and arguably the responsibility — of being an editor openly calls an entire profession trash?
    Sure, everyone's entitled to their own likes, dislikes, and impressions, that's fine. But I think there's a line a grown adult ought to draw.
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:42
    Hosts run the gamut from great to terrible, so tweeting something this vague means he must've really been fuming — but it's such a pointless diary-tier rant that there's nothing to even respond to.
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:44
    Just a setup for some famous host's 'life lessons' book.
    Playing it exactly by the 'this is how you make it sell' playbook.
    Well played.
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:44
    Why doesn't he just settle it in the ring at Breaking Down (a Japanese amateur fight event)?
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:45
    Gentosha's fantasy 'news' pieces that keep popping up on Yahoo News are damn annoying too.
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:45
    Fair point.
    I get sick too watching some shady editor act all high-and-mighty.
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:45
    It's true hosts are basically only good for churning out sex workers and streetwalkers.
    Apparently over 80% of their customers are sex workers.
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:47
    In Ushijima the Loan Shark (a manga about a ruthless loan shark), hosts are the classic scumbags — they con female customers, rip them off, and sell them into the sex trade.
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:47
    Yeah, this whole trend of glorifying hosts, hostess-club girls, and ex-gangsters is garbage.
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:48
    I always figured hosts and organized-crime types were basically his own crowd — guess not?
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:49
    Hosts con female customers into ordering absurdly expensive bottles until they're saddled with like 10 million yen in debt. Of course the woman can't pay, so then he hooks her up with a sex-work job to cover it.
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:49
    Funny seeing one of his own kind try to flex on him.
    Is he talking about guys like Roland?
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:50
    What's gotten into him all of a sudden?
    Did a host steal Ikechan away from him?
    54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:50
    Hosts are pretty great, honestly —
    well, nothing compared to the world-renowned editor, the great Professor Minowa, of course.
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:50
    I'm a former host myself,
    and honestly, I think all he's doing is going out of his way to make himself a laughingstock to the public.
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:57
    The Breaking Down crowd is much the same.
    This trend of praising ex-gangsters for 'going straight' is childish,
    and it makes me sick when those guys get a taste of a normal life and suddenly get full of themselves, lecturing everyone about right and wrong.
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:58
    Re: #76
    Though some of them are actually wrongly convicted people
    that the media railroaded into looking like criminals
    by piling up lies.
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:58
    There are all kinds of hosts, though —
    some of them are the good kind who look out for their neighborhood.
    107AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:08
    Glorifying hosts is bad enough, sure,
    but for some reason hostesses get glorified too,
    and that's pretty messed up as well —
    they're cut from the same cloth.
    129AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:18
    Re: #107
    Even at the hostess-club level, they don't bother with broke young guys.
    Though you do get idiot kids committing crimes to earn money so they can play at a hostess club.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Kōsuke Minowa is a Gentosha editor known for bestsellers like Tadōryoku (“The Power of Action”) and for launching numerous celebrities’ books into the world; in 2020, a weekly tabloid reported that he’d had an affair. The backlash to this latest post centered less on the substance of his criticism of the host industry than on the fact that he was lecturing others while glossing over his own past. At the same time, some in the thread also pointed to real issues in the industry — exorbitant billing at host clubs, hosts steering customers into sex work — so a fair number of posters did agree with what Minowa actually said. Note: comments mocking real individuals’ appearance or private lives, and inappropriate posts referencing actual criminal or suicide cases, have been excluded from this article as unverifiable slander or otherwise lacking in consideration.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Kōsuke Minowa shares his opinion on some hosts: “The way hosts act all high-and-mighty, spouting life lessons, makes me sick to begin with”.”

  • Thread Lets a Roulette Decide the First Move of a Day Off — 5ch Reacts: “What Even Is This?”

    On 5ch’s News VIP board, a thread went up using a “roulette” format — deciding what to do first on a day off based on the last digit of a post’s timestamp (a classic 5ch dice-roll gimmick). Roll 1–3 and it’s off to the laundromat; roll 4–6 and it’s a trip to the super sento (public bathhouse), and so on down the list of assigned destinations. Along the way, a regular posting in a distinctive character voice (´・ω・`) kept shooting down other users’ repeated attempts to hijack the thread with calls for an “ohagi festival” (ohagi being a sweet rice cake). The thread rolled on through chatter about laundry, breakfast, and the weather, and got a laugh partway through when someone posted a photo of what looked like a bootleg Kinnikuman-eraser figure, prompting the reaction: “what even is this.”

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:42
    (´・ω・`) Last-digit Holiday Roulette! Here we go—
    1-3 Laundromat 🌀
    4-6 Public bathhouse ♨
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:42
    (*´ω`*) 000-999: Ohagi Festival! (ohagi = sweet rice cakes)
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:43
    Re: #3
    (´・ω・`) Begone.
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:44
    You're spinning the roulette every single time you post, you know.
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:45
    Re: #7
    (´・ω・`) I'm only spinning it on posts that actually say "roulette."
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:45
    (*´ω`*) Ohagi roulette! 000-999 means Ohagi Festival!
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:46
    Re: #12
    (´・ω・`) Vanish.
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:46
    The self-proclaimed "Exploding Betting-Slip Master," village chief of the Hoihoi Room, raises the flag to let roulette decide his first move toward some off-roading today 🏁(´・ω・`)
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:47
    Re: #14
    (´・ω・`) Being greedy isn't good.
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:46
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ ) Guessing you're not working today or something?
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:47
    Re: #15
    (´・ω・`) Today's my day off.
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:48
    (*´ω`*) Why is ohagi not allowed!?
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:49
    Re: #18
    (´・ω・`) Go do that in your own thread.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:49
    ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ ) Good morning.
    つ💩と (here, have some poop)
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:49
    Re: #19
    (´・ω・`) Take it back home with you.
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:49
    Whoa, hold on — is today just gonna be wall-to-wall poop talk?
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:50
    Re: #20
    (´・ω・`) Nope.
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:50
    Re: #23
    Alright! So what are you gonna eat, Mambo-kun?!
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:51
    Re: #24
    (´・ω,・`) Tomato.
    つ🍅と Toma-toma~
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:53
    (´・ω・`) First blue sky in a while, indeed! (using an old-fashioned "-gowasu" speech tic)
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 08:55
    Re: #29
    (´・ω・`) But it looks like it'll rain in the afternoon.
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:03
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ ) Is there slot-machine time today?
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:04
    Re: #40
    (´・ω・`) Nope.
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:05
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ ) …*sulk*
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:07
    Re: #42
    (´・ω・`) You go play the slots yourself.
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:08
    Re: #43
    ( ・᷇ὢ·᷆ ) I'm an upstanding citizen, so I'm at work right now.
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:19
    That's just how elegant Mambo-kun's days off are.
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:20
    Re: #48
    (´・ω・`) Phew…
    つ🍵と (here, have some tea)
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:26
    A bootleg mashup figure — something like "Robin Big-the-Budo Black Hole Springman Brocken Buffalo" (garbled names of several different Kinnikuman wrestlers)
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:33
    Re: #58
    (´・ω・`) What even is this.
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:28
    And for some reason there's a ton of these "rare" Sunshine knockoffs
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:35
    Re: #61
    (´・ω・`) Wonder if kinkeshi (Kinnikuman eraser figures) are even still a thing.
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:37
    There's a certain charm to it, isn't there
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:39
    Re: #72
    (´・ω・`) Nice, a Mountain figure.
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:42
    (´・∀・`) Sleepy, but I really oughta get my life in order soon, gotta-neba~ (a pun on "neba": both "must" and the sticky "neba-neba" of natto)
    l⌒O⌒O⌒l
    | Y Y Y Y |
    | Y Y Y Y |
    | Y Y Y Y |
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:42
    Re: #76
    (´・ω・`) Wonder if that's the real deal.
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:43
    Re: #77
    ⁽⁽ ᡣ(´・∀・`)੭ ⁾⁾ Yep, turned out to be the real thing!
    81AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:43
    Re: #79
    This one's a total pig, maaan ( 🫵・᷄ὢ·᷆ )
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:44
    Re: #79
    ⁽⁽ ᡣ(´・ω・`)੭ ⁾⁾ Yaaay, yaaay!
    141AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:51
    (´・∀・`) Laundry's done.
    Gonna have pork shabu-shabu salad and toast for breakfast.
    143AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:52
    Re: #141
    (´・ω・`) っ🍜スッ… (slides over a bowl of ramen)
    144AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:53
    Re: #141
    The pig's saying something( ・᷄ὢ·᷅ )!

    Background and Talking Points

    By way of background, News VIP has a deep-rooted culture of regulars who post in a signature character voice (´・ω・`) and keep threads rolling with formulaic back-and-forth, and this thread’s original poster looks to be one of them. The “roulette that decides your next move by the last digit of your post” is a well-worn time-killing format that turns the thread into a kind of choose-your-own-adventure game — what isn’t obvious from the text alone is that this is a recurring genre of thread, not a one-off. Also, the “kinkeshi” mentioned partway through is short for “Kinnikuman keshigomu” (Kinnikuman erasers), a toy line that was huge in the 1980s and had plenty of unofficial knockoffs (pachimono) floating around — without that context, the exchange can look like plain small talk rather than the in-joke it actually is. The thread itself didn’t produce any real controversy or disagreement; it was simply participants enjoying some back-and-forth banter.

    ※This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “(´・ω・`) A Thread That Just Decides Your First Move on a Day Off by Roulette.”