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  • Metroidvania All-Star Lineup Sparks Endless Pushback on 5ch: ‘Hollow Knight Isn’t Soulslike’

    A thread titled “I put together a lineup of Metroidvania masterpieces, any objections?” took off on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board. Posters weighed in on staple titles like Ori, Hollow Knight, Nine Sols, and Metroid Dread, but pushback quickly followed, with comments like “Nine Sols is weak as a Metroidvania” and “Hollow Knight isn’t Soulslike.” The discussion spiraled further into a debate over the very origin of the term “Metroidvania” — whether it’s “a word foreigners coined to look down on Japanese games” or just an innocent portmanteau. Posters also traded views on Silksong’s difficulty and asked about which titles are available on consoles.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:37
    All objections fully accepted.
    Rule:
    The original Metroid series and the Castlevania series are excluded.
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:42
    Bloodstained (Ritual of the Night) was boring.
    The sequel still looks stale and kind of rough too.
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 13:08
    Re: #6
    Seriously?
    So which Metroidvania would *you* recommend then?
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43
    Ori is great but feels underrated by everyone.
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:53
    Re: #7
    That's just Microsoft being petty and not letting it come to PlayStation.
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:44
    Is the first Hollow Knight also brutally hard?
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:46
    Re: #9
    Played it again after a long break and quit at the part where you beat a boss and more just keep showing up — couldn't get past it.
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    Re: #9
    Personally I don't think it's that bad if you're just going for a plain clear.
    Nine Sols is way harder.
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:47
    Haven't played Ender Magnolia yet — is it more fun than Ender Lilies?
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:05
    Re: #12
    Gameplay-wise it's clearly improved over the last game with QoL upgrades.
    But atmosphere-wise, I liked the first one better.
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:12
    Re: #12
    Ender Magnolia's minimap design is unbelievably bad.
    Atmosphere is more down to taste though.
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:09
    Re: #12
    It got a bit easier.
    Overall it's brighter and gentler, which I feel costs it some personality.
    Still, it scores well above average across the board.
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:52
    Nine Sols was genuinely well made.
    A game built purely on player skill beats one that's just grinding away your time on leveling up.
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:59
    Re: #15
    I only knew them as the studio behind the horror games Detention and Devotion — surprised they could pull off such a high-quality Metroidvania.
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:01
    Crowsworn — probably the most anticipated Hollow Knight follower out there.
    Still nowhere in sight.
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:04
    Re: #20
    Feels like it's been about 5 years since that was announced.
    Well, Silksong took forever too.
    Come to think of it, even the original Hollow Knight took years from announcement to release.
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:08
    Nine Sols is trash 💩 as a Metroidvania lol 😅

    The fact that it's even on this list shows you don't get it 😓

    At least put in that bird game that came out yesterday instead 😅
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:10
    Re: #24
    Nobody's brought up that bird-in-the-well game yet.
    Pretty much confirmed it's not a dud though.
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:12
    Huh, so Ori was a Metroidvania.
    I thought it was one of those pretentious "artsy" indie games and skipped it.
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:18
    Re: #27
    Yeah, I get that.
    Going off screenshots alone, it could pass for one of those LIMBO-style games.
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:27
    Re: #27
    Despite how it looks, it demands no-death runs in spots and has instant-death traps.
    31AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:26
    Konami's reviving the original Castlevania, but they're just outsourcing the whole thing to an indie studio — at this point Bloodstained feels more like the "real" Castlevania.

    I'd want to squeeze Salt and Sanctuary in there somewhere too — it was the true pioneer of "Soulsvania" before Hollow Knight.
    Also, for the Ender series, shouldn't you pick Lilies over Magnolia?
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:47
    Re: #31
    Before Hollow Knight???
    Hollow Knight isn't Soulslike to begin with.
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:27
    It's a term foreigners coined to look down on Japanese games,
    but the media mistook it for "Look, foreigners are praising us!" and spread it around.

    And now OP goes and uses that very term to start this thread without even knowing that. What a sorry state of affairs.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:29
    Re: #33
    Aren't you confusing it with "JRPG"?
    50AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:06
    Re: #33
    Originally it was a name slapped on Castlevania as an insult — basically "this is just Metroid."
    Though hardly anyone knows that origin story.
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:45
    Re: #33
    What are you even talking about 🤔
    If anything it's practically made of pure respect.
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:46
    Didn't Silksong take a hit in reviews for being too hard?
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:53
    Re: #39
    "Too hard" complaints are usually just a right-after-launch thing that dies down.
    It's just bad players rushing for bragging rights who make noise about it.
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:54
    Haven't played Silksong yet — is there anything in it harder than Godhome from the first game?
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:59
    Re: #45
    No way, nothing tops that.
    If you skipped the Circus and White Palace and only saw the "Sealed Siblings" ending, then sure, maybe you get to call Silksong hard or unfair — about that level.
    48AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:03
    Are all the games OP listed actually out on consoles?
    I know #1, #3, #4, and #5, but the rest are names I'm hearing for the first time.
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:10
    Re: #48
    I think everything except #6 is out on consoles.
    #6, Environmental Station Alpha, is an earlier work by Hempuli, the creator of Baba Is You and Noita — probably PC-only.
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:23
    Re: #50
    Wasn't it that people started calling these games "Castlevania-like," then someone pushed back with "no wait, Metroid was the real pioneer of exploration-based side-scrollers," and that's how "Metroidvania" came about? That's why there are surprisingly few games that are actually "Metroid-like."

    Either way, it's not like the name is meant to mock the genre the way people claim "JRPG" does.
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:26
    Re: #58
    Originally it was a term coined specifically about Symphony of the Night.
    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:31
    Metroid is the true originator of this genre,
    but since most games directly homage the "vania" side of things, we ended up with this oddly-named genre label.
    68AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:33
    Re: #67
    That's because Metroid itself is pretty light on RPG elements.
    70AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:35
    Re: #67
    Yeah, there does seem to be more "vania"-style games out there (Timespinner is a blatant example), but Axiom Verge is definitely Metroid-style.
    Also, Environmental Station Alpha is one of the rare ones that homages the original Metroid specifically.
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:44
    Re: #67
    Huh?
    There's basically no Metroidvania out there with actual level-grinding mechanics.
    71AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:35
    Games should just be about whether they're fun or not.
    Being this obsessed with genre-splitting sounds like some kind of sickness.
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:41
    Re: #71
    "Why it's fun" and "who it's fun for" differ from person to person and game to game,
    and genre labels are useful as a rough sorting tool for that.

    "As long as it's fun" doesn't help much if you hand someone a BL game that's a blast for yaoi-loving fujoshi but not for them.

    Background and Key Points

    “Metroidvania” is a colloquial term for exploration-based side-scrolling action games, said to be a portmanteau of Nintendo’s “Metroid” and Konami’s “Castlevania” (particularly “Symphony of the Night”). It started out as fan-community slang, and only became an established genre name relatively recently. The thread floated the theory that it’s “a term foreigners coined to look down on Japanese games,” but this is just one persistent bit of folklore, and its truth has never been settled. In fact, several replies in the thread pushed back on that very theory, making the term’s origin itself a point of dispute. It was also pointed out that most games labeled “Metroidvania” actually lean toward Castlevania-style design, while games truly in the Metroid mold (exploration-focused, light on RPG elements) are a minority — highlighting a mismatch between the genre label and what it actually describes. What’s easy for readers to miss is that the term isn’t just “Metroid-like” — it’s a compound word pointing to the fusion of two distinct lineages.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “I put together a lineup of Metroidvania masterpieces, any objections?.”

  • Ostrich on the Loose in Shiga’s Moriyama? 5ch Reacts: ‘Isn’t That a Moa?’

    On the morning of September 23, 2026, police in Moriyama City, Shiga Prefecture received a report that “an ostrich is wandering around,” with multiple sightings called in by nearby residents. Witnesses say it was headed toward JR Moriyama Station, and police are tracking its whereabouts. On 5ch, reactions ranged from comparisons to the extinct moa bird to worries about getting kicked, with some users even posting old footage of an ostrich supposedly filmed in the prefecture — a lively mix of responses to a story whose details remain unconfirmed.

    Posted 8:22 AM, Wed 9/23

    MBS News

    Police in Moriyama City, Shiga Prefecture, received a report that “an ostrich is wandering around.” Multiple sightings have been reported to police in the area, and officers are searching for it.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:50
    Isn't that a moa?
    101AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:53
    Re: #2
    Might be an elephant bird
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:52
    Sorry, that's my wife (a running 5ch gag — calling dibs on any weird creature as your spouse)
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:10
    Re: #6
    At least make it a mammal (´・ω・`)
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:53
    >Reportedly headed off toward JR Moriyama Station

    Checking the station's security cameras should reveal which train it boarded
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:53
    Maybe it's just an old ostrich losing its marbles
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:54
    Well, even an ostrich wants to go out for a walk sometimes
    Cut it some slack, poor thing
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:54
    Guess it made a 'dutchou' from somewhere — a pun on dachou (ostrich) and dassou (escape)
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:55
    Wonder if they can catch it
    Hopefully a tranquilizer dart lands
    But can they even get close?
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:55
    Ostriches aren't that dangerous, so it's probably fine
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:55
    It's a strange animal — terrifying if it charges at you, but not scary at all if it doesn't
    Don't get so caught up staring that you provoke it into coming at you
    Stay calm and clear the area quickly
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
    By the way, there are multiple sightings but still no photos?
    At this point AI-generated ones would do
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
    Getting kicked is dangerous

    Even with herons and the like, trying to catch one can get your carotid artery or eyes stabbed
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
    If it's not an escapee from a zoo, it's definitely some YouTuber's pet
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
    It'll probably end up dubbed 'Morissey' or 'Morigon' as a cryptid (UMA) — a play on 'Moriyama'
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
    Surprised to learn Sesame Street's yellow bird isn't an ostrich but a canary
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:58
    Don't go looking for it. Seriously, don't go looking for it! (riffing on a classic Japanese comedy 'don't look' gag)
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:00
    Be my guest
    51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:03
    Ostrich Kosaku Shima (a pun on the salaryman manga 'Section Chief Kosaku Shima')
    71AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:17
    A knockoff ostrich

    75AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:20

    80AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:26
    Re: #1
    Could be this
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1816792673224916994/vid/avc1/1080×1920/VUheRAwHil8sdPev.mp4
    148AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:54
    Re: #80
    Yuzu Kotobuki (RiNCENT♯) @rincent_yuzu, July 26, 2024
    [I Went to Meet an Ostrich]
    https://pbs.twimg.com/amplify_video_thumb/1816792673224916994/img/DWIH2EuPCHWdLvm2.jpg
    https://x.com/rincent_yuzu/status/1816792782587277588
    155AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:05
    Re: #148
    It's got three legs lol
    86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:36
    Ostriches are surprisingly fast when they actually go for it
    Apparently they can keep running at 70 km/h for dozens of minutes
    They can grow to about 2 meters tall and 100 kg, so they're about as scary as a bear
    122AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:14
    Re: #86
    In Japan, Hokkaido's probably the only place with enough room for it to hit those numbers
    95AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:46
    Pretty sure there was a YouTuber girl who kept an ostrich
    153AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:05
    Re: #95
    That's an emu, right?
    Hasn't posted in ages though
    109AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:01
    Is that just how Shiga is? The kind of place where ostriches casually stroll around?
    117AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:08
    Re: #109
    There are foxes in the fields on the plains,
    nutria and raccoons near the water,
    and of course monkeys, deer, and bears in the mountains.
    And in the city center or around Karasuma Peninsula, Takanori Nishikawa (the Shiga-born musician) turns up from time to time.
    132AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:27
    If it turns out to be a terror bird thought extinct, that'd be the discovery of the century
    On par with the 20th century's Dead Sea Scrolls
    145AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:52
    Re: #132
    That's scarier than a bear
    164AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:36
    You lot need to step up your own weird public antics if you want to make the news too
    166AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:38
    Re: #164
    We're already trying our best, see
    'Pudgy Man in White Cape, Sunglasses, and Afro Hair Stands Defiantly Exposing Himself in Nighttime Sapporo Neighborhood — Police Issue Warning' [Shoukou-san★]
    https://asahi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1790060141/
    191AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:13
    Guess that's because the Beast King (Juuou) pachislot remake is coming out (a slot machine themed on African savanna animals)
    196AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:20
    Re: #191
    Savannah Chance! (a bonus round in the Beast King slot machine)

    Background and Talking Points

    Ostriches are large birds said to run at speeds of around 70 km/h, and a kick from one can cause serious injury, so the standard advice when spotting one is not to approach and to move away quickly. At the time of this article, it hadn’t been determined whether this was an animal that escaped from a breeding facility or one kept privately. In the thread, some users posted footage apparently filmed of an ostrich in the prefecture in the past, suggesting it might be the same animal — though that remains speculation. While multiple sightings had been reported, no photos from the scene had circulated as of posting, which likely explains the joking comparisons to extinct birds like the moa and elephant bird, reflecting just how few details have been confirmed at this stage.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Shiga] ‘An Ostrich Is Wandering Around’ — Ostrich on the Loose in Moriyama? Multiple Sightings From Nearby Residents, Headed Toward JR Moriyama Station?.”

  • Bipolar NEET (27) Says Mom Hasn’t Returned From Trip in 4 Days — 5ch: “I’m the One Being Financially Exploited Here”

    A thread titled “Bipolar NEET (27), it’s been 4 days since Mom vanished” on 5ch’s Newsoku VIP board drew a wave of replies. The poster, who says they hold a disability certificate for bipolar disorder and live with their mother while chipping in for living expenses despite being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training), explained that their mother left on a trip with the poster’s older brother and hasn’t come home in four days. The thread ranged from the state of the house — trash and dirty dishes piling up — to arguments over whether the poster had actually gone to Hello Work (Japan’s public employment office), and on to talk of calling the police and whether welfare benefits were even an option. Commenters alternated between teasing the poster for having been “abandoned” and the poster’s own deadpan pushback.

    1Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 09:55:07.273
    Trash is starting to pile up.
    So are the dishes.
    2Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 09:55:23.070
    Send me some PayPay [popular Japanese mobile payment app — this looks like copy-pasted spam], ugh…

    maaya777
    139Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:15:44.324
    Re: #2
    That's sweet of you 😭 ugh…
    6Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 09:56:52.083
    What kind of NEET can't even do housework?
    At least do that much.
    10Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:06:19.520
    Re: #6
    There's no such thing as a NEET who can do housework.
    140Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:16:05.340
    Re: #6
    Facts 😭 ugh…
    9Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:01:03.726
    Why not run a poll on X asking 'Do you hate your parents?' and round up some comrades?
    15Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:07:54.749
    Re: #9
    No one like that would show up.
    26Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:16:07.031
    Mom, probably: 'If the trash is cleaned up when I get back from this trip, I'll put up with it a little longer… if the place is a mess, I'm making up my mind.'
    29Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:20:38.713
    Re: #26
    Well, that's it then…
    33Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:26:25.867
    What happened to Hello Work? You said you'd go Tuesday.
    34Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:27:16.355
    Re: #33
    There's no way this guy actually went.
    35Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:38:40.686
    Re: #33
    I did go!
    44Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:56:04.865
    Enjoy your last supper.
    From here on it's a one-way road to hell.
    49Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:00:22.342
    Re: #44
    I don't want a one-way road like that.
    45Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 10:57:16.312
    Your mother fled because she couldn't take being financially exploited by her son anymore.
    She's never coming back. Ever.
    51Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:00:57.614
    Re: #45
    No, she'll probably be back around next week.
    53Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:01:48.259
    Re: #45
    I'm the one being financially exploited here…
    69Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:10:32.279
    When you're depressed it's easy for your place to turn into a hoarder house, huh.
    As for cooking, are you basically just boiling water?
    72Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:16:47.405
    Re: #69
    I cook properly, actually.
    76Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:18:27.865
    I don't really get it, but is she actually coming back?
    77Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:19:02.817
    Re: #76
    She's coming back.
    It's not like I was abandoned or anything.
    78Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:19:23.094
    Re: #76
    Well, if she really were coming back, she'd tell you exactly when.
    The fact that she hasn't kind of says it all, doesn't it?
    99Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:44:51.248
    'Once he's on his own, with the certificate for his bipolar disorder, welfare should be easy enough to get approved, and OP [イッチ, 5ch slang for the thread starter] will figure something out' — signed, Mom & Big Bro. Something like that, maybe?
    101Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:45:30.631
    Re: #99
    LMAOOO
    103Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:46:42.243
    Re: #99
    Except I can't actually get welfare.
    124Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 11:57:30.085
    Why not report it to the police? Say your mother's missing.
    125Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:00:06.050
    Re: #124
    It's a 'missing person' report, technically.
    And even if you file one, they just fill out paperwork — they won't actually go looking.
    127Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:02:27.104
    Re: #124
    She's not missing.
    128Anonymous (5ch VIP)2026/09/23 (Wed) 12:02:30.932
    Re: #124
    They'll just take it over the phone and call it done lol

    Background and Key Points

    The “certificate” (手帳, techō) the poster refers to appears to be Japan’s Mental Disability Health and Welfare Certificate, issued to people with psychiatric conditions such as bipolar disorder. It grants holders things like medical-expense subsidies and tax breaks, but it’s an entirely separate system from eligibility for welfare (生活保護, seikatsu hogo — Japan’s public assistance program). Welfare eligibility is assessed on the income and assets of the whole household, so if a family member you live with earns enough, you can be disqualified even with zero income of your own — which is likely the mechanism behind the poster’s claim of “not being able to get welfare.” Reactions in the thread mixed criticism of the poster’s neglect of housework with sympathy for a situation shaped by mental illness, producing a more nuanced response than a simple “stop being lazy” pile-on. It’s also worth noting that no information beyond the poster’s own account is available about why the mother left or when she plans to return, so none of it can be verified from the thread alone.

    ※This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Newsoku VIP) thread “Bipolar NEET (27), it’s been 4 days since Mom vanished.”

  • “Wolverine’s ‘1.7 Million Copies’ Image Raises Eyebrows — 5chers: ‘Isn’t It Shrinking Every Day?’”

    A thread went up on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board after someone posted an image claiming a certain title had surpassed 1.7 million copies sold. Commenters quickly pointed out that the number in the image seemed to shrink a little with each repost, fueling suspicion it might be an AI-generated fake. The fact that no official sales figures have been announced even a week after launch is also being read as a telling silence. As is tradition, the thread spiraled into the usual Nintendo-vs-PlayStation fan slap-fight, with plenty of posts comparing the number to sales of past hit titles.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:27
    So much for the smear campaign, huh
    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:29
    Metacritic's just been proven to be a totally meaningless metric
    Reviewing a game without even buying it is unhinged (lit. "makes your blood vessels pop")
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:29
    Isn't it shrinking little by little…? 😳
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:30
    Re: #1
    Basically, a game that can only brag about sales numbers instead of whether it's actually fun is 100% trash.
    Back when JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle came out, plenty of people responded to "this isn't fun" with "it sold 500k copies!"
    Just curious — did the people who said ASB was boring also happen to be part of those 500k buyers?
    Does that somehow make it good, then?
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:32
    Re: #5
    You mean the Nintendo fanboys ("Nishi-kun")?
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:31
    It's shrinking a little every day — at this rate it'll easily dip below a million by the end of the month
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:32
    Seriously, quit citing sketchy AI-looking images as your "source"
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:32
    I mean, a full week after launch and still not a single official sales update — take the hint
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:33
    https://imgu.jp/i/1db9e015sR.png
    Nintendo's officially washed up ("owakon") — now they're brawling it out on the stock exchange too
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:34
    Re: #10
    Did the guy who started this thread even buy Wolverine himself?
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:33
    If anything, isn't that a weak number considering it's basically the only thing aging, single PlayStation die-hards worldwide have to spend money on? Probably below FF16, right?
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:34
    It started at 2 million — why's it dropping by hundreds of thousands every single day, lol
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:34
    Onimusha hit a million copies on day one — that probably sold better than this
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:35
    Playing this makes it obvious why FF16 earned that Metascore of 87
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:35
    So by next week it'll be an image showing it dropped below a million?
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:35
    Tomorrow's thread will probably be "1.6 million copies," lol
    He got a taste of attention and now he's hooked — go for it, keep it up
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:36
    There probably won't be an official announcement until the financial results
    If it's bad enough, there's a chance no clear numbers ever surface, even at earnings — like with Saros or Death Stranding 2
    The types who normally love bragging about numbers are dead silent instead of bragging
    You're supposed to read between the lines
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:39
    Living that unhealthy, day-night-reversed lifestyle, huh…
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:42
    Hey Nintendo-boy ("buu-chan"), did Fire Emblem sell 1.7 million copies?
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:45
    Re: #30
    Doubtful it'll even hit that cumulatively, lol
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:42
    Re: #30
    Even Fire Emblem Engage sold 2 million, so that's nothing
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    It just keeps shrinking, lmao
    Also, SIE (Sony) probably won't even bother announcing unless it's past 3 million
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:54
    Re: #38
    If it's not close to 6 million the contract gets pulled, so maybe they're holding off until then?
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:56
    Wasn't it saying 2 million earlier?
    Can sales numbers even go down?
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:59
    Re: #47
    VGChartz numbers genuinely do drop over time, that's just how it works
    But real talk, it's probably just not selling well at all
    They only put out a hype sales flash like "fast! too fast!" once it clears 1 million, 1.5 million, or 2 million
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:09
    Why would it even go down in the first place
    65AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:15
    Re: #60
    Could be refunds piling up on Steam
    89AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:56
    The "angel's share" (a whisky-distilling term for evaporation loss) is way too big here
    91AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:59
    Re: #89
    Well, babies are angels, so it can't be helped
    95AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:21
    If the official side won't release numbers, that probably tells you everything
    102AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:29
    Re: #95
    The pro-PlayStation gaming press ("Goki media") all dropping mysterious sourceless numbers at once means this thing genuinely isn't selling
    Classic pattern: about a year later they'll quietly slip out some embarrassingly low official figure

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Talk about real-world game sales figures comes up constantly on the Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board, and numbers from images with no official backing often take on a life of their own — this time, too, some suspected the source image might be AI-generated. Hardware makers and publishers tend to eagerly announce round-number milestones and strong results, while sitting on unfavorable numbers until financial results are released — and the thread’s “read between the lines on the silence” reaction reflects that well-known industry pattern. Note that replies naming and criticizing specific X (formerly Twitter) accounts, or containing language disparaging individual posters, have been excluded from this article.

    *This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [“Geha”]) thread “[Bad News for Nintendo Fans] Wolverine Breaks 1.7 Million Copies!“.

  • New Hire’s Phone Blunder Sparks “Blame the Training” Debate on 5ch — “Hello, This Is XX Battery Factory”

    A thread about new employees botching phone calls has been buzzing on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board. Posters shared story after story of new hires mixing up the company name — like answering “Hello, this is XX Battery Factory” — or getting flustered over the right way to speak while putting a caller on hold. The thread split into two camps: those who saw these blunders as a matter of the new hire’s own aptitude, and those who blamed company culture for putting rookies on phone duty from day one without proper training. The discussion gradually expanded into broader workplace issues — unpaid overtime, how new-hire training should be run, and how harassment complaints get handled.

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:38
    My company is XX Electronics Industries, but our Gen Z new hire on phone duty picked up and said…

    "Hello, this is XX Battery Factory."
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:39
    Re: #2
    Blame the recruiter — the usual take on these threads
    11AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    Re: #2
    "Hello, this is the Shinjuku Training Center." (a cheeky joke swapping in 調教/"training," a word with kinky BDSM connotations, for the real company name)
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:42
    New hire: "Yes, is this Wai-san? Wai-san is currently on another call—"
    Me ("Wai"): "You don't need to add -san when talking to outsiders about someone from inside the company."
    New hire: "Okay."
    ⋯
    New hire: "WAAAI—! PHONE CALL FOR YOU—!"
    (Wai is 2ch/5ch slang the poster uses to refer to himself, like a nickname standing in for "I/me.")
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:44
    Re: #13
    "You're allowed to be polite while someone's on hold, you know!!" 😡
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:45
    A company that puts someone on phone duty on their very first day is pretty messed up too.
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:47
    Re: #27
    Sounds like they don't give any real training, so it's understandable if people quit. And when you use a resignation-proxy service (退職代行), you don't even need a solid reason anyway.
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    Re: #27
    Though we can't really judge fairly without hearing the company's side too.
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:03
    Re: #27
    Don't they even have a new-hire training program? 🥺
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    No matter how far behind they fall or how much trouble they cause everyone else, they won't do overtime — straight home to prioritize their private life and play games, lol.
    That type genuinely existed…
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:52
    Re: #33
    Acting like a corporate slave never gets you rewarded anyway, so in a way that's the smart move.
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:51
    Reading this thread, I guess a lot of jobs ban phones during work. I used to listen to music while working sometimes.
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:53
    Re: #36
    Retail and food service go without saying, but there seem to be plenty of jobs that ban it over information-leak concerns too.
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:55
    Re: #36
    I'm in sales, and whenever I'm driving between appointments I always have YouTube playing in the background — so maybe I'm actually one of the lucky ones.
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:04
    Re: #36
    A properly run company bans it to prevent leaks and misconduct.
    Not to be rude, but that sounds like a pretty shoddy workplace.
    39AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:53
    What else are you supposed to be able to do besides answer phones on your first day?! Idiot.
    87AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:18
    Re: #39
    You're the idiot.
    Do you seriously think someone on their first day is capable of handling it properly?
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:04
    Client: "Is Mr./Ms. A there?"

    Me: "Yes, understood. Mr./Ms. A, phone call for you."

    A: "Who's calling?"

    Me: "Uh… um…"

    A: "Ugh… never mind."
    72AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:08
    Re: #63
    A client who doesn't even give their name is the real problem here.
    73AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:08
    Re: #63
    People always bring this up, but honestly I think it's fine.
    Making the new hire ask "and who may I say is calling?" wastes more time.
    81AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:15
    Re: #63
    Just tell them "next time, please ask who's calling and from where"
    and leave it at that.
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:13
    Isn't doing radio calisthenics before your shift even officially starts just… not okay?
    83AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:16
    Re: #79
    At my company we do the exercises after the start-of-shift bell rings.
    84AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:17
    If the radio calisthenics are unpaid, that's a real problem.
    How many hours does that add up to in a year?
    90AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:22
    Re: #84
    At any normal, decent company, all of that counts as paid, on-the-clock time.
    98AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:30
    Our ace employee checked in on a new hire who was falling behind schedule, and the new hire felt it was too intense… so they reported it to HR as harassment. Then the incompetent manager who took that complaint at face value ended up driving the ace out of the department — and the combo of that idiot and that useless manager is basically wrecking the whole department, lol.
    Now that people have learned the worst possible lesson — that crying "harassment" shuts management up even when you're the one who's behind — the place is churning out garbage employees and it's basically over.
    105AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:38
    Re: #100
    Exactly this.
    The real enemy is people like Re: #98 — incompetent yet constantly filing garbage complaints that tear the organization apart.
    109AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:42
    Re: #98
    At my company, when a complaint came in that I'd been "too intense," I got a talking-to as well — but it was actually the person who filed it who ended up getting transferred.
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:34
    Someone who acts like an idiot but at least quits is far better than one who sticks around.
    107AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:40
    Re: #105
    I really hate it when a powerful idiot is around, because it's always the competent people who end up quitting.
    116AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:45
    Re: #107
    I get that harassment countermeasures matter, but these days there are way too many scumbags waving "I was harassed!" around like some righteous banner.
    Classic case of giving power to idiots and watching everything collapse.
    108AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:42
    If you've spent your career in customer service where putting your phone in a locker or bag is mandatory, it's shocking to see office workers — and even their bosses — constantly messing with their phones during work.
    It's embarrassing, so if it were me, I'd never do that.
    113AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:44
    Re: #108
    Whoever says that needs to follow it three times as strictly as they demand of others, or they lose all credibility and morale just collapses.
    112AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:44
    Once these people become the higher-ups, they won't do the same thing to new employees,
    so maybe the workplace will end up incredibly easygoing.
    117AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:46
    Re: #112
    Sounds more like they'll just become the type who slacks off and dumps all the work on their subordinates.
    120AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:48
    Re: #112
    A boss who blames everyone else like some Gen-Z type is the worst, though?
    Barely gives instructions or guidance, but the moment something goes wrong it's the subordinate's fault — that kind of thing kills an organization.
    124AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:49
    133AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:55
    Re: #124
    This is exactly why wages never go up — because companies pander to people like this.
    Worker's rights have gotten so strong that hiring an employee has become a liability.

    Background and Discussion Points

    This thread isn’t based on any particular statistics or resignation-reason data — it’s simply 5ch users sharing their own new-hire-era experiences. Although framed around “Gen Z,” the theme of new hires fumbling phone calls is one that’s been talked about across generations for a long time, not something unique to this cohort. Within the thread, opinions were split fairly evenly between “it’s the company’s fault for not training them” and “even a new hire should use common sense,” so it doesn’t end up as one-sided Gen Z bashing. Another notable feature is that toward the end, the discussion broadens from new-hire training into workplace management issues in general — unpaid overtime, how harassment complaints get handled — a wider scope of debate than the “reasons for quitting” framing in the title alone would suggest.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “[Sad News] Gen Z’s Reasons for Quitting Have Reached Their Limit.”

  • Inoue Reon: “The Night My Joining Was Announced, Danbara Ruru Sent Me a LINE Message” — Even Though We’d Had Zero Contact Before

    Juice=Juice’s Inoue Reon has revealed that on the night her joining the group was announced, she got a welcome message on LINE from Danbara Ruru. The two had barely spoken before Inoue joined, but that message brought them close, and they’re now on nickname terms, with Inoue calling her “Ruru-chan.” Danbara herself has looked back on it, saying she was “happy to finally have a same-age groupmate,” reflecting on a stretch of time when she didn’t have peers her own age. The thread was full of warm reactions to the pair’s bond, along with a lively side debate over the hypothetical: “What if Inoue had ended up in a different group?”

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:33
    Rein: There's a lot, but honestly, it's the fact that Ruru-chan messaged me on LINE the very night my joining Juice=Juice was announced. Before I joined, we really hadn't talked at all — we had basically no connection — but she kept telling me how happy she was that I was joining… Now I call her "Ruru-chan," but at first I called her "Danbara-san," and even fans would ask me, "Wait, you still call her Danbara-san?" I'm the type who really wants a same-age groupmate, and Ruru-chan already had various same-age, same-batch pairings with other members, each with its own special meaning to her — so the fact that she welcomed me into that circle too still means so much to me, and honestly she's helped me so much ever since. Being with her isn't just reassuring, it's just… easy. Comfortable.
    Ruru: It is easy. There's less to overthink. When I joined Juice=Juice, I had a same-age member who joined with me, but she graduated after less than two years, so I spent a long stretch surrounded by older members. That was fun too, of course, but looking back, there were so many moments where I really missed having someone the same age, a fellow "batch-mate"… So when Rei-chan joined and I realized we were the same age, I was thrilled! I was like, "Same age! Same batch!" — even though we'd basically never talked, I just unilaterally decided we were kind of batch-mates (laughs). I probably came on too strong and scared her a little, but I was genuinely so happy she ended up joining, and even now, having someone like a same-age batch-mate really helps me get through each day.
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:35
    Inoue: What a reliable same-age friend.
    Danbara: Glad we got it all out and talked it through, since we both had things we wanted to say.
    Inoue: Yeah, really glad.
    Danbara: You'd better fight with me sometimes too, you know.
    Inoue: Eh, um…
    https://i.imgur.com/CbjS5VN.mp4
    6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    Danbara used to call Inaba "Inaba-san" at first too, but eventually started calling her "Manaka-chan" or just "Manaka," didn't she?
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:16
    When Kobushi Factory's disbandment was decided and every member besides Inoue was set to retire, Inoue reportedly started hanging out a lot in other groups' dressing rooms. When the other members teased her about it, she apparently said, "Well, I'm about to be all alone soon."
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:17
    She says she "observes" people first, but the person being observed usually notices they're being watched — which just makes them more guarded, if anything.
    18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:21
    It's only natural for a leader to pay attention to the new member — honestly, that'd be true even if she weren't the leader.
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:22
    Amii-san doesn't take detours like that.
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:27
    Inoue also had Inaba, who'd been through a similar experience, so I doubt she was ever short of someone to talk to.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:31
    @Inoue: "This was with Tanimoto Ami-chan and Danbara Ruru-chan, before I'd even joined Juice — Ami-chan asked me, 'Wanna come listen to Ruru-chan sing?' I wondered what she meant, thought maybe it was some kind of solo performance, but it turned out to just be going to karaoke to listen to Ruru-chan sing. I actually tagged along for that once."
    That's a refreshingly shameless bit of self-interest from Tanimoto, honestly.
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:32
    Amii-san's something else, huh (lol)
    25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:34
    Could there have been a timeline where Rei Rei ended up joining Tsubaki Factory instead?
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:37
    If I were the one deciding where Rei Rei would transfer to, given the situation at the time, I'd guess the candidates were Morning Musume ("Musume.") or Juice=Juice (JJ). But Musume. would've caused all sorts of problems with the group's internal skill balance, so I think it ends up being JJ anyway.
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:41
    If she'd joined Angerme, her same-age member Sasaki Rikako wouldn't have quit yet, and the two of them would probably be the group's twin aces by now.
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:46
    If it weren't for Yanamin, Manakan, and Rei Rei, Danbara probably would've already quit by now.
    59AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:46
    If she'd joined Angerme, having Kamikoryo, Inoue, and Sasaki together would've made for a seriously glamorous lineup.
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:47
    Angerme disbands
    Gets folded into "Nagano Juice" (a pun combining Juice=Juice with Nagano Prefecture's famous apple juice)
    Hayashi Nia finally gets a same-year batch-mate
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:49
    Back then, Juice=Juice's manager had been poached from Nice Girl, so Angerme or Musume. were never really on the table.
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:56
    Maybe Danbara was struggling too, back then.

    Background and Talking Points

    It’s already widely known that Inoue Reon transferred to Juice=Juice after Kobushi Factory’s 2021 disbandment, and thread post #16 is written with that background in mind. In Hello! Project, when members transfer or groups get reshuffled, it’s common for members without an existing “same batch” bond to have to build new relationships from scratch — and Danbara Ruru, having lost her own same-age groupmate to early graduation not long after joining Juice=Juice herself, is described here as having reached out strongly to Inoue as a result. What really got the thread going wasn’t confirming those facts so much as the hypothetical “what if Inoue had been assigned to a different group” — with names like Tsubaki Factory and Angerme coming up as candidates. It’s worth noting for readers, though, that this is purely fan speculation, not anything from an official announcement or the members themselves. There were also replies touching on how Danbara went from calling Inaba Manaka “-san” to “-chan,” which, read alongside the Inoue-Danbara relationship at the center of this piece, rounds out a picture of how the psychological distance between members shifted over time.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Emo] Inoue Reon: “Danbara Ruru, who I’d never even talked to, sent me a LINE message welcoming me the night my joining Juice was announced”.”

  • Aiko Sugihara Wins Japan’s First-Ever All-Around Gold — 5ch: “A Leotard at 27 Is a Rare Sight”

    At the Asian Games gymnastics competition held in Nagoya, Aichi, 27-year-old Aiko Sugihara won Japan’s first-ever gold medal in the women’s individual all-around. 16-year-old Misa Nishiyama took bronze. Sugihara drew attention back in her high school days, retired from the sport once, then returned — going on to win the All-Japan Championships and an individual-event gold at the World Championships — before finally reaching this peak. On 5ch’s “Sports Express+” board, the thread filled up with congratulations, alongside questions about why women’s gymnastics gets so little terrestrial TV coverage, and debate over uniform choices.

    Sports Nippon

    [September 23, 2026, 05:30]

    Asian Games Aichi-Nagoya, Day 4 (September 22, 2026)

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 07:59
    A leotard at 27 is a rare sight these days.
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:02
    Congrats!
    Seriously, media — cover more of these Japanese athletes doing great things, you clowns.
    8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:03
    Wait, she won?
    That's amazing, isn't she the one who retired once?
    Respect for the hard work.
    10AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:07
    Late 20s in gymnastics is basically grandma territory.
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:15
    Huh, so

    she finally ditched the shorts style?
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:22
    Re: #16
    Her results got better after she stopped wearing the shorts, so I guess a high-cut leotard really is easier to move in.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:23
    Re: #16
    Isn't it just that international meets require the official Japan team uniform, not a personal choice?
    79AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:03
    Re: #16
    She's repping Japan, so she can't just wear her own personal uniform.
    21AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:22
    This thread's only going up now — is there some time difference with Nagoya or something?
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
    Re: #21
    Barely any articles came out about this last night either — makes me wonder if reporters even know women's gymnastics is happening.
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:25
    Figured the CS TBS channel might be running some kind of coverage, but nope, BTS was dancing. What even is this channel.
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:30
    Congrats!

    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:44
    Is there an archive of this somewhere I can watch?
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:47
    Re: #30
    Isn't it on U-NEXT?
    34AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:50
    Why isn't this on terrestrial TV?
    Men's gymnastics gets live broadcasts even when they don't win gold.
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:07
    Re: #34
    Women's volleyball earned a permanent terrestrial broadcast slot at the 1964 Tokyo Olympics, and the Matsudaira Japan men's volleyball team did the same in 1972.
    For a similar reason, men's gymnastics has a permanent "seeded" broadcast spot, but women's gymnastics doesn't.

    Having a major corporate sponsor behind you matters too — women's gymnastics runs on a club-by-club basis, and none of them seem to have especially heavy backing.
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:50
    Re: #34
    If we're going down that road, it's way weirder that high school baseball gets live coverage every year starting from the regional qualifiers.
    80AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:08
    Re: #34
    The men have Hashimoto and Oka — Olympic gold medalists who are among the best in the world.
    40AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:04
    She seems like someone who could be way more popular.
    The gymnastics world needs to make better use of her.
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:16
    Re: #40
    The treatment is completely different from when Rie Tanaka was around.
    What exactly is the difference, I wonder.
    64AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:05
    Wasn't she against leotards on principle? She was wearing one just fine though.
    70AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:24
    Re: #64
    Probably because it's the official team uniform.
    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:14
    Oh, she's the one who treats leotards like a mortal enemy?
    But even the athletes themselves can't agree on this.
    It's not like the country forces every woman to wear one — if you hate it, you can quit, or just do your own thing.
    If she's not competing in baggy shorts at international meets too, isn't that a bit hypocritical?
    71AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:25
    Re: #67
    I've also heard it's more that the shorts were made for girls who quit the sport because they hate leotards, and she wears them for promotional purposes — so which is it?

    Also, for competitions like this, the maker supplying the uniforms probably has a contract with the JOC or the governing body, so athletes likely can't just wear whatever they personally want anyway.
    75AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43
    Fist pump after clearing the uneven bars — her notorious weak event

    76AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:44
    Hopes are high for the team event too

    Background and Talking Points

    Aiko Sugihara drew attention as far back as her high school days — she even got an NHK feature — but after retiring from competition once, she went through a long stretch of failing to establish herself among Japan’s top gymnasts. It was only in her late twenties, after winning the All-Japan Championships and an individual-event gold at the World Championships, that she finally claimed the individual all-around title at this Asian Games. What got the thread talking was the gap between men’s gymnastics, which gets live terrestrial broadcasts, and women’s gymnastics, which gets far less coverage. Commenters pointed to “permanent broadcast rights” — like the ones women’s volleyball earned at the 1964 Tokyo Olympics and men’s volleyball earned in 1972 — as evidence that past achievements and the backing (or lack thereof) of major corporations shape broadcast slots, and that women’s gymnastics reportedly lacks that kind of backing. There was also debate over uniforms — leotards versus shorts — a topic that’s easy to misread if you don’t know that athletes representing Japan can’t simply choose their own attire.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Sports Express+) thread “[Asian Games Gymnastics] 27-Year-Old “Rare Character” Aiko Sugihara Pulls Off a Historic Feat! Japan’s First-Ever Gold in the Women’s Individual All-Around! 16-Year-Old Misa Nishiyama Takes Bronze.”

  • Morning Musume。’26 Sells Out Same-Day Tickets in Nagoya — 5ch: ‘Say What You Will, Musume Still Fills Seats’

    On September 23, the sellout of same-day tickets for Morning Musume。’26’s concert tour ‘Chou Heartful 11’ Nagoya show (Forest Hall, capacity 2,291) became a hot topic on a 5ch Hello! Project thread. Around the same time, Juice=Juice also sold out same-day tickets for both its matinee and evening performances at Nagoya’s Village Hall (1,146 seats), sparking a clash between pushback (‘Don’t just compare them when the capacities are different’) and defense (‘Tickets vanished instantly after a wave of fan-club lottery losers, so demand is well above capacity’). The thread also touched on the boost from Oda Sakura’s graduation and the news that Forest Hall is slated to close at the end of fiscal 2027.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:49
    Morning Musume。'26
    Morning Musume。'26 Fall Concert Tour 'Chou Heartful 11'
    Same-Day Ticket Info
    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:49
    With Juice, neither the matinee nor the evening show ever has same-day tickets left, you know
    70AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:17
    Re: #2
    Village Hall — capacity 1,146 ← Juice=Juice
    Forest Hall — capacity 2,291 ← Morning Musume。'26

    Got it now, you clueless moron lol
    75AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:19
    Re: #70
    Juice=Juice had a wave of fan-club lottery losers, then tickets vanished instantly on the ticket sites — simple math says demand is more than double the capacity
    77AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:20
    Re: #70
    That fake, try-hard vibe I get from Juice
    comes from exactly this kind of thing
    3AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    Juice=Juice actually had same-day tickets available for both the matinee and evening shows
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    Just a simple question, but when a show 'sells out,' are they actually filling seats all the way up to the 4th floor?
    5AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    Doesn't look like any reinforcements showed up for ANGERME though
    95AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:27
    Re: #5
    Last night
    9AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:51
    The Xiao fans who wanted to claim Aichi would be empty after Xiao quit are fainting and foaming at the mouth lol (Xiao — a member's nickname)
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:55
    Re: #9
    Pretty sure Makino's final Nagoya show sold out for both the matinee and evening
    14AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:52
    Panda: 'Ahh, glad I ended up in Morning Musume.'
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:55
    For Juice=Juice, sold-out shows are so normal that nobody bothers making a fuss over one specific sellout when same-day tickets are available elsewhere on the tour
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:56
    Re: #26
    Sure, it's a homecoming for Ebata and Kawashima, but tomorrow's an ordinary weekday and it's sold out too
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:59
    Re: #23
    It only just sold out thanks to the graduation boost, after all
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:01
    Re: #33
    Even though it's not her hometown this time, it's because of Oda's graduation, right?
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:01
    But honestly, the setlist this time is kind of mediocre
    though that's partly because spring's was just too good
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:06
    Re: #36
    How many times are you gonna write the same thing
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:03
    LOVE Machine
    Renai Revolution 21
    THE Peace!

    Are songs like these in the set?
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:05
    Re: #42
    Believe it or not, the classic old hits ('preservation society' songs, as fans call them) are sealed away this time
    51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:07
    ANGERME's turn will come around again eventually too
    Juice selling well was just a coincidence, after all
    61AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:12
    Re: #51
    Juice had its members at their peak right when the best songs came along
    when that all lines up, it sells
    is ANGERME at its peak right now?
    54AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:08
    Say what you will, Musume still fills seats
    which means Juice=Juice could move up to an even bigger stage
    Century Hall or whatever it's called?
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:12
    Re: #54
    I think Sky Expo would suit Juice=Juice just fine
    58AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:11
    Isn't Forest Hall about to become unusable for renovations soon anyway?
    64AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:13
    Re: #58
    Forest Hall is closing at the end of fiscal 2027
    59AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:11


    81AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:21
    Sorry, but isn't the point that if Juice used Forest Hall, it would obviously sell out too?
    84AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:22
    Re: #81
    Someone's trying so hard to steer the topic to this tour lol
    88AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:24
    This'll probably affect venue choices next year.
    Right now all they can really do is push hard on Suzuki Moa, Nagano Momoha, and Nishimura Kinggori.
    89AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:24
    Musume. sold out all 6 Osaka shows in the first round without any trouble, so they're still selling well enough these days to fill halls just fine.
    And from what I've seen at shows, it doesn't really feel like Oda is the sole top draw either.
    91AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:25
    Re: #89
    I thought Oda was way out in front — so who else is strong? Panda? Riry?
    94AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:27
    Re: #91
    Panda
    tons of blue penlights out there for her
    99AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:29
    Re: #94
    But Sapporo doesn't really sell well for her, does it?
    103AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:30
    Re: #99
    Sapporo's a Sunday show, so it's true that touring fans can't make it back home, which hurts sales
    if it were a Saturday, it would've sold a lot better
    100AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:29
    Isn't Moa-chan by far the most popular one in the 18th generation?
    I don't really get the sense that Mesa is that popular
    102AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:30
    Re: #100
    Moa's way out in front

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    A ‘same-day ticket sellout’ means different things for different Hello! Project groups, depending on venue size and how the fan-club presale lottery played out. Morning Musume。’26’s Nagoya show was at Forest Hall (capacity 2,291), while Juice=Juice played the Village Hall (1,146 seats) inside the same Nagoya Congress Center — since the capacities differ by nearly double, it’s hard to compare the weight of each sellout directly. As pointed out in the thread, Juice=Juice’s same-day sellouts are often discussed alongside its tendency for tickets to vanish instantly, driven by the large number of fans who lost the fan-club presale lottery, while Morning Musume。’26 is also getting an extra lift from the demand around Oda Sakura’s graduation tour. Forest Hall is also reportedly set to close at the end of fiscal 2027, which could affect venue choices for future Hello! Project shows in Nagoya.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread ‘Morning Musume。’26’s Nagoya Forest Hall Same-Day Tickets Sell Out!!‘.

  • Tsubaki Factory’s Runo Yokaze Stars in Nippon-Ham Fighters Uniform Campaign — Her Photos Are Blowing Up

    Photos of Runo Yokaze, a member of Hello! Project’s Tsubaki Factory who was tapped for the Nippon-Ham Fighters’ uniform campaign, are stirring up the Hello! Project board on 5ch. While many posters praised the charm of the photos shared on social media, others compared them to what looked like unedited shots taken on-site and complained “this isn’t what I expected,” repeatedly turning the thread into a debate over the gap between the idealized image and reality. Some commenters also noted that Maria Makino had previously handled the Nippon-Ham uniform campaign, sparking discussion about how the role has passed between members.

    1AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:46
    Breaking through right now
    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:48
    Is her face size actually okay though?
    4AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:50
    No idea how to read her name, but she's cute
    20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:27
    Re: #4
    That's little "Yo Furuno-chan," fresh in from China (a joke riffing on how foreign her name sounds)
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:55
    99% of the time her real-life face doesn't look like this, and it's huge to boot, but I respect that she never gives up on making herself look good.
    12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:06
    Tough being a young idol these days
    you can't even show your face in public without editing it first.
    13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:10
    Wasn't the Nippon-Ham gig Makino's thing?
    Did it become Tsubaki Factory's now?
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:27
    Re: #13
    Tanimoto's from Hokkaido and an actual Nippon-Ham fan, you know
    15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:15
    Good thing she wasn't dumped in favor of Juice=Juice
    17AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:21
    Here's what she actually looks like in person:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSpFCbzbgAAWnpM.jpg:orig#.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSpG588a0AA_dGO.jpg:orig#.jpg
    27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:30
    Re: #17
    Cute. Love the energy in that shot, no?
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:36
    Re: #17
    4.9K likes
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:28
    https://imgur.com/Qksak6k
    Caught between the ideal and reality
    24AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:29
    Re: #22
    What's the point of digging up old photos?
    29AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:33
    Re: #22
    Girls change all the time.
    Can't you tell just from King lately?
    Even Mippuru looked kind of awkward back when she did the big-eyes look with Tanaka.
    23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:29
    The Lotte Marines have Rosy locked down as their thing (their team ambassador) — wish there was some kind of crossover here.
    26AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:30
    It's amazing they found Yoffu (her nickname)
    they should push her into more media now and get her name out there fast.
    28AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:31
    Chiori's covering up all the way to the neckline — really image-conscious of her
    32AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:37
    @ That black-haired short-cut girl from Tsubaki Factory is seriously gorgeous
    33AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:38
    @ Fox Dance 🦊 (the Fighters' viral "Kitsune Dance" stadium routine)
    The girl I thought was cute during the first pitch came right up in front of me — total blessing 🫶
    36AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    Re: #34
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260922/21/tsubaki-factory/ca/2c/j/o1080135015824587781.jpg
    37AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    Runo's look is divisive, but her real strength is her performance. Once it clicks for you, you're falling straight into the rabbit hole.
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:40
    The guy on X was giving off major otaku energy
    come on, play it a little cooler
    41AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43






    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:46
    Re: #41
    This girl's face is just too good
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43
    Even Tio's cracking a grin
    45AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:50
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HS03ovhaUAAFfAA.jpg
    47AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:55
    Re: #45
    If you told me this was Nagisa Saito, I wouldn't even question it
    52AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:03
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gphohb1bYAA0mqk.jpg
    Ace vs. ace showdown
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:10


    67AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:27
    Re: #55
    So the whole group wearing white swimsuits had a precedent?
    And why did it stop?
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:16
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSo8j9uaQAADw51.jpg:orig#.jpg

    Runo, what's going on with your eyelids?
    63AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:18
    Re: #62
    That's the "Mezaiku" eyelid-tape trick (a Japanese double-eyelid glue/tape brand)

    Background and Talking Points

    Hello! Project members have been tapped for the Nippon-Ham Fighters’ uniform campaign before, and some in the thread pointed out that the role may have shifted from Maria Makino to Tsubaki Factory. What sparked this particular discussion was the gap between the polish of the photos posted on social media and the impression left by what looked like unedited shots taken on-site, with the latter drawing some harsh comments. It’s worth keeping in mind that in idol-related uniform campaigns like this, photos tweaked for color and angle for social media often look quite different from shots fans take on location, so judging by either one alone doesn’t necessarily reflect the full picture.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Runo Yokaze from the Nippon-Ham uniform is breaking the beauty limit!!”.

  • Fox Leaves Mole as a “Gift” at Front Door — 7th Sighting This Year, 5ch: “So It Was You”

    At a home in Japan’s San’in region, a fox has been quietly leaving moles it caught at the front door — behavior repeated seven times already this year, leaving residents baffled. An expert consulted for the story floated a theory: by placing its prey in a sunny spot, the fox may be drying it out, essentially turning it into a preserved food like dried fish. On 5ch, the thread lit up with trivia-style chatter comparing the behavior to the folktale “Gon, the Little Fox,” plus surprise at fox habitats and mole ecology — while plenty of posters also poked fun at the fact that a mole expert, not a fox expert, was the one interviewed.

    A fox shows up carrying a “mole” in its mouth, drops it with a plop at the front door, and walks off… 7th fox sighting this year, mysterious behavior leaves residents baffled — expert’s surprising theory: “By leaving it in a sunny spot to turn it into a dried preserve, it may be trying to ‘cook’ it…”

    Published Wed, 9/23, 6:00 AM

    BSS San’in Broadcasting

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:59
    So it was you all along
    22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:03
    Re: #2
    This way…
    42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:08
    Re: #2
    Called it, and in reply #2 no less
    Gon… (the fox from the folktale "Gon, the Little Fox")
    51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:12
    This has to be some kind of warning.
    7AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:00
    Mole
    Written in kanji (土竜, literally "earth dragon"), it sounds absurdly strong.
    60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:14
    Re: #7
    Like, "The Earth Dragon is the weakest of the four elemental dragons…"
    that kind of vibe, right?
    162AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:11
    Re: #7
    Foxes have their surprising sides too, huh.
    16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:02
    Are foxes found all over Japan? I live in Kyushu and I've never once seen one.
    44AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:09
    Re: #16
    They're everywhere.
    There's even land in Tokyo — basically every green patch visible in aerial photos — where foxes have been spotted and confirmed to be living there.
    75AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:20
    Re: #16
    Just the other day there was a news story about one turning up in Nerima Ward, Tokyo.
    213AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:41
    Re: #16
    Same here, also in Kyushu, and I've never seen a fox… though I do see badgers and weasels.
    19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:02
    A jaded modern man chimes in: "Bring cash in your mouth instead."
    167AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:13
    Re: #19
    Looks like opinions are split between the "bring money" camp and the "come as a cute fox-eared girl" camp.
    30AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:06
    A thank-you gift from the fox who sold me mittens
    185AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:24
    Re: #30
    You're mashing two different stories together lol
    38AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:07
    Gon wasn't repaying a favor, he was atoning for something he'd done wrong
    Maybe this fox is apologizing to the homeowner too…
    55AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:13
    Re: #38
    Huh, now that you mention it, that's true
    Everyone misremembers it, so it'd make a good quiz question.
    66AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:17
    Re: #38
    People mix it up with "Buying Mittens" (another famous story by the same author, Nankichi Niimi).
    46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:10
    What exactly was that gut-punch of an ending supposed to teach kids?
    62AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:16
    Turns out moles smell like poop.
    Had no idea.
    74AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:20
    Re: #62
    Didn't want to get bitten, so I made a scoop out of cardboard and picked it up, and it suddenly sprayed feces and urine everywhere
    I don't remember it smelling bad, but thinking about it now, maybe that's some kind of skunk-style defense move?
    69AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:18
    My cat brings one home sometimes, but moles are so fluffy and cute
    They live underground, so why are they that fluffy?
    70AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:19
    Re: #69
    Apparently their fur is so dense that dirt practically brushes right off.
    83AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:24
    I bet almost nobody outside of farmers has ever actually seen a mole in real life.
    88AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:27
    Re: #83
    Saw one at a factory under construction on a newly cleared vacant lot (Tottori Prefecture).
    163AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:12
    Re: #83
    Outside city areas you can spot one now and then.
    If your hobbies include fishing or nature photography, odds are pretty high you'll run into one.
    Back when playing outside was just normal, seeing one was an everyday thing.
    84AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:24
    Pet cats line up their kills — roaches, crickets, mice — like they're showing off to their owner, practically saying "praise me, praise me"
    One time it was a sparrow, and the owner thought it was dead, picked it up, and put it outside the back door — apparently it snapped out of it and flew away.
    93AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:31
    Re: #84
    Some dogs do that too
    We used to have a Japanese mixed-breed dog, and if you let it loose in the yard it would catch all sorts of things
    Moles, mice, snakes, lizards, pigeons, frogs, rabbits, you name it
    It was just catching them to play — once they stopped moving, it just left them there.
    159AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:08
    It's fox behavior we're talking about — why ask a mole expert?
    179AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:20
    Re: #159
    Has to be a joke lol
    188AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:29
    Re: #159
    A fox expert probably couldn't have come up with as funny a line as the mole guy did.
    209AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:37
    Re: #1
    I've caught a mole in my yard before, and it didn't smell like poop to me
    Guess it depends on the species or the location?
    217AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:42
    Re: #209
    Say that after you've actually eaten one.
    219AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43
    Re: #209
    Sounds like a fox is posting in here.
    214AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:41
    Mole fur is smooth like velvet — feels amazing to the touch.
    221AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:43
    Re: #214
    Apparently touching moles is risky
    They carry a lot of parasites.
    223AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:45
    Re: #221
    Whether it's bugs or animals, the carnivorous ones tend to be loaded with parasites and germs, so you can't eat them.
    229AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:47
    Re: #221
    Though foxes, crows, and cats all seem to eat them just fine.

    Background and Talking Points

    Canids like foxes are known to practice “food caching” — stashing surplus prey in a fixed spot to eat later — and the expert’s “dried preserve” theory in this story can be understood as an extension of that behavior. The thread brought up the folktale “Gon, the Little Fox,” but as several posters noted, the story’s theme isn’t gratitude but atonement for a past prank — a point often confused with another famous Nankichi Niimi work, “Buying Mittens.” The fact that a mole researcher, rather than a fox specialist, fielded questions about fox behavior also became a running joke in the thread, but this is likely less a gag and more standard reporting practice: when covering an animal outside a given expert’s specialty, journalists routinely check with a researcher in the relevant field. As for whether moles smell bad or carry parasites, there’s probably room for individual and regional variation, so it’s worth noting that a few anecdotal comments in the thread shouldn’t be taken as a general rule.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “A fox shows up carrying a “mole” in its mouth, drops it with a plop at the front door, and walks off… 7th sighting this year, expert: “By leaving it in a sunny spot to turn it into a dried preserve…”“