Category: Tech

  • First-Ever Naval Battle Between Unmanned Surface Vessels in the Black Sea — Ukraine Wins

    On September 13, the first-ever naval battle between unmanned surface vessels took place in the Black Sea, and the Ukrainian Navy announced it had won by sinking a Russian unmanned surface vessel. Only the Ukrainian side’s vessel was armed with a machine gun — the Russian unmanned boat reportedly had no means of attack other than ramming — making it effectively a one-sided engagement. On 5ch’s science news board, comments ranged from “this is the war of the future” and “it’s like two RC toys fighting” to broader debate over whether this win can really be called control of the sea, and where a war increasingly led by unmanned systems is headed.

    First-ever naval battle between unmanned surface vessels occurs in the Black Sea — Ukrainian Navy defeats Russian Navy

    On September 13 (September 12, Ukraine time), the Ukrainian Navy announced that the first-ever naval battle in which both sides fielded unmanned surface vessels had taken place in the Black Sea, and that it had won by sinking a Russian unmanned surface vessel.

    Since only the Ukrainian side’s unmanned surface vessel was armed with a machine gun, it turned into a one-sided gun battle (the Russian unmanned surface vessel had no means of attack other than ramming) — but even so, it marks a new page in the history of naval warfare worldwide.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:50
    Ukraine's amazing.
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:32
    Re: #2
    That's because Ukraine has the whole world backing it.
    The Javelins that held up the Russian tank battalions are American-made,
    the drones that did all the work are Turkish-made,
    and it was the UK that restored the communications network destroyed right after the war began.
    Even though it's called "Ukraine," the real substance is basically some other country.

    No idea what country actually built this unmanned surface vessel, but with purely Ukrainian forces alone, they'd probably lose to Russia
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:52
    This is already the war of the future.
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 01:07
    Feels like they're just playing around with giant RC toys lol
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 01:42
    Re: #4
    Ukraine's drones — RC vehicles running over LTE
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 01:55
    Re: #4
    If you only look at that part, it's a pretty peaceful kind of war lol
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:27
    AI: "Could this become the governance model for territorial waters?"
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:30
    It was just an autocannon, so why did it explode? I get that hitting a fuel tank would start a fire, but…?

    >Are these unmanned craft AI self-driving, or remote-piloted from a distance?

    Usually it's "radio remote control." A lot of them switch to autonomous mode only once their comms get jammed
    14AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:44
    Re: #12
    If the enemy boat's whole job is ramming, it's probably packed with explosive charges so it can detonate on impact
    and that's likely what set off the blast
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:36
    Technically this might go down as the 21st-century Russo-Japanese War… let's hope there isn't a sequel
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 06:55
    War really is a contest of budgets, huh
    "Putting an attack gun on a suicide-drone boat is a waste of money"
    is apparently what Russia's navy thought, while Ukraine put a proper machine gun even on a boat meant to be expendable — and won
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 07:19
    They won't even give their own soldiers decent gear, no way they're putting one on a drone boat
    Typical Russia
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 07:44
    Japan has a lot to learn from Ukraine.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:53
    Just the other day: "Russia finally launches unmanned boats!"
    Then: "Unmanned boats wiped out!"
    What a punchline.
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:14
    Useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless (a "muda muda muda" reference to Dio's catchphrase from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:02
    >The Russian unmanned surface vessels have no attack method besides ramming

    Then what was their actual target???
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:08
    Will every military, every armament, every armed force and weapon eventually be automated and unmanned?

    And if human involvement disappears from it entirely,
    will humanity decide "what's even the point of war anymore" and arrive at lasting peace,
    or will humanity end up ruled by AI, with the world only looking peaceful on the surface?
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:13
    Once this war ends, maybe we should just make Zelensky the Defense Minister
    Mass-importing Ukrainian-made weapons — win-win-win
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:35
    Damn, landing machine-gun hits on a rolling sea — that aim is insane
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:59
    Re: #1
    From here on, the countries that have spent years raising gamers for war are the ones who'll seize dominance
    Once war becomes "a game where no soldiers ever die,"
    the next targets become infrastructure and civilians — since you're not risking your own life, the cruelty will only get worse
    And as always, by the time Japan notices, it'll already be years behind. As always
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 13:14
    The whole point of war is seizing territory, territorial waters, airspace, resources, and labor,
    so a fight between drones only amounts to burning through hardware

    Can you really call it a win for Ukraine when it just wasted ammunition?
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 14:39
    Re: #26
    Ukraine has secured control of the Black Sea, which makes Russia's hold on Crimea meaningless
    Russia's Black Sea Fleet is cowering in ports deep inside its own territory
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 13:54
    Old submarines carried deck guns too, and used them on targets that didn't warrant burning an expensive torpedo

    Against something like an enemy surface drone boat, a machine gun is more than enough
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 15:16
    It's Doraemon's Great RC Naval Battle. (a nod to a Doraemon story featuring a giant remote-control naval battle)
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 17:24
    War just drains money and leaves you feeling empty
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:21
    Not something I want to admit… (a nod to Char Aznable's famous Gundam line about not wanting to admit his own mistakes)
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:26
    Re: #29
    Missiles and drones have already made even air superiority meaningless, and now we're talking naval superiority lol lol lol

    And on top of that, "Ukraine secured it" lol
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:08
    Re: #36
    Re: #33

    Guess offense really is the best defense
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:43
    Just fight wars with drone-vs-drone duels only
    Or a Gundam Fight would work too (nod to the tournament-style mecha duels of Mobile Fighter G Gundam)
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 21:18
    Re: #34
    Once the power gap gets so big that humans fighting is pointless, losing the drone battle might just mean instant surrender
    Though it'll be hell once they start hitting civilians by wrecking rear-area logistics
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:55
    Maybe holding an RC Grand Prix would be the better way to settle it?
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:57
    How about winning through deterrence so you never actually have to fight the war?
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:12
    Isn't that basically just a submarine?
    39AnonymousSep 15, 2026 20:39
    This isn't really science news, is it.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Since the war began, Ukraine is said to have repeatedly damaged Russian Black Sea Fleet vessels through unmanned surface vessel attacks, pushing the fleet back from Sevastopol to ports further east. This naval battle is an extension of that campaign, and what makes it “the first of its kind” is that both sides deployed unmanned vessels this time. Where opinions in the thread split was over whether this engagement can really be called “securing control of the sea”: some, like commenter #29, see the fleet’s retreat as a genuine achievement, while others, like #26 and #33, were skeptical that a war of attrition between drones carries any real strategic meaning. Questions also came up in #9 and #12 about how the unmanned vessels are actually piloted — in practice, many such craft are said to run on remote control under normal conditions and only switch to autonomous mode once communications are jammed, though the article alone doesn’t clarify which was the case here. Why the Russian unmanned vessel exploded also remains speculation per #12 and #14, and the details of its onboard equipment are unknown, so that’s worth keeping in mind.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Military] First-ever naval battle between unmanned surface vessels occurs in the Black Sea, Ukrainian Navy defeats Russian Navy.”

  • JASDF Global Hawk Loses Contact Off Tottori Coast — Wreckage Fragment Found

    On September 15, the Japan Air Self-Defense Force’s unmanned reconnaissance aircraft “Global Hawk,” flying off the coast of Tottori Prefecture, lost communication mid-flight, and a Japan Coast Guard aircraft spotted what appears to be a piece of the fuselage. The Air Staff Chief stated that the aircraft “was not on a training mission” at the time contact was lost, and since the nature of the mission hasn’t been disclosed, 5ch threads lit up with speculation over whether this was a simple accident or the result of some kind of interference. Some users also raised concerns about the aircraft’s steep price tag and the impact of potentially losing one of the JASDF’s three Global Hawks.

    Sep 15 (Tue), 17:00 JST

    TV Asahi (ANN)

    A Japan Coast Guard aircraft has found what appears to be part of the JASDF’s large unmanned reconnaissance aircraft “Global Hawk,” which lost communication while in flight, off the coast of Tottori Prefecture.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:31
    No idea how much one of these costs, but probably more than my life, huh?
    Sorry for still being alive.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:33
    Re: #10
    About ¥20 billion a unit, but initial setup costs piled it up to ¥30 billion.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:33
    Re: #10
    Saw a post somewhere saying it was ¥20 billion.
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:35
    Re: #10
    Don't worry, they're doubling the defense budget anyway.


    Takaichi administration weighs raising defense spending to 3.5% of GDP — fiscal management tested by U.S. pressure

    Japan considering new mid-term target in step with U.S. allies — South Korea at 3.5% over 10 years
    Japan has signaled to U.S. officials its intent to sharply increase defense spending — sources

    https://www.bloomberg.com/jp/news/articles/2026-09-15/TL127GT9NJLT00
    20AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:33
    "Not on a training mission" — so was it shot down during a recon run?
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:34
    Re: #20
    Taken literally, that's exactly what it sounds like.
    165AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:49
    Re: #20
    Wonder if they scrambled jets.
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:36
    Ground SDF: tank explodes
    Maritime SDF: helicopter collision
    Air SDF: Hawk goes missing
    62AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:37
    Re: #44
    And Takaichi's still out here picking fights with China through all this.
    46AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:36
    If they announce a cause, it crashed.
    If it stays a mystery, it got shot down.
    49AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:36
    (continuing from the source)
    > Regarding the circumstances when communication was lost, they said it "was not during training."


    If it wasn't training and it wasn't a real mission either, how does that even happen?
    273AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:09
    Re: #49
    The Ground SDF once had a guy straight-up steal a plane and fly off in it.
    51AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:37
    If it's not the 'training' kind, is it the 'combat' kind? (a pun — 訓練中, "mid-training," sounds like 訓練厨, "training nerd")
    61AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:37
    I don't really get what they mean by 'not during training.'
    They didn't need to say that, did they?
    I don't think the SDF was ever obligated to account for every single move it makes.
    113AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:43
    Re: #61
    It's basically 'read between the lines.'
    This one's getting shot down, I guarantee it.
    141AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:47
    The SDF only has 3 Global Hawks total.
    Was wondering what they'd do after losing one, and then I found out
    the U.S. military apparently plans to retire all of its Global Hawks by the end of 2027.
    Guess Japan could just buy a used one off them?
    163AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:49
    Re: #141
    That's an outdated junk recon plane.
    Why would you pay money for something the U.S. military is throwing out?
    173AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:51
    Re: #163
    Honestly wouldn't put it past the Japanese government.
    183AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:52
    Re: #163
    "Operation Tomodachi" all over again (the 2011 U.S. military relief effort after the Tohoku earthquake, used here sarcastically).
    144AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:47
    It's basically a flying radar station, right?
    So don't they already know exactly what happened?
    154AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:48
    Re: #144
    I mean, if they didn't even know, what was the point of having it up there…
    166AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:49
    Re: #144
    If they knew it was enemy action, Komatsu Air Base would be scrambling like mad right now.
    174AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:51


    Someone posted this in the last thread.
    Looks pretty likely someone deliberately took out the 'deadweight.' Some clever people out there.
    210AnonymousSep 15, 2026 18:58
    Re: #174

    Ah, the one that had fake info baked into it.
    218AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:00
    Hope it's not just operator error lol
    https://news.ntv.co.jp/gimage/n24/articles/180a4d42a1bb4ab0bb7e6d2918d4a997/f48c54fd-4a89-4850-bd69-e73a2bd095d3.jpg
    237AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:04
    This is the kind of thing that starts wars.
    242AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:05
    Re: #237
    No way our conflict-avoidant nation would ever admit it got shot down.
    248AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:06
    Re: #237
    Bring in the Lytton Commission already (the 1932 League of Nations panel that investigated Japan's invasion of Manchuria).
    258AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:07
    Re: #237
    Honestly, most Japanese people care more about cheap high-spec Chinese phones and Chinese mobile games.
    Nobody wants a war.
    262AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:08
    Everyone in that unit should be ready to fall on their sword over this.
    270AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:09
    Re: #262
    Nobody ever takes responsibility — that's Japan for you.
    283AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:11
    The aircraft is way bigger than you'd think.
    https://tadaup.jp/9o2hHEmK.jpg
    292AnonymousSep 15, 2026 19:12
    Re: #283
    Pretty cool-looking, not gonna lie.

    Background and Key Points

    The Global Hawk is an unmanned reconnaissance aircraft capable of long-duration, high-altitude flight, and the JASDF keeps three of them stationed at Misawa Air Base. It’s a pricey piece of kit, reportedly running over ¥20 billion per aircraft, so the possibility that one has now been lost carries real weight from a defense-budget standpoint. The Air Staff Chief’s pointed remark that the aircraft “was not on a training mission” fueled speculation about the mission’s purpose and the cause of the incident, but as of this writing, the actual cause of the communication loss remains undisclosed. Whether it was an accident, a mechanical failure, or an external factor will have to wait on further investigation — the “it was shot down” theories floating around the thread remain unverified speculation. Some posts claimed the U.S. military is retiring its Global Hawk fleet, but that’s a forum comment, not something confirmed in the article itself.

    *This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Live Update] JASDF “Global Hawk” Loses Communication Off Tottori Coast — What Appears to Be Aircraft Debris Found; Air Staff Chief: “It Was Not During Training”.”

  • Flushing the Toilet Sends Bacteria Flying Up to Breathing Height, Study Finds — 5ch: ‘Closing the Lid Is Just Common Sense’

    What actually happens in those few seconds between pressing the lever and turning away? On 5ch’s Science News+ board, users discussed a study out of Flinders University in Australia that pulled together 22 past studies on the aerosols produced when a toilet is flushed. According to the review, the violent motion of the flushing water can send tiny particles laden with microorganisms flying all the way up to the height at which an adult breathes, with some particles reported to stay airborne for more than 20 seconds. It’s a fairly fresh piece of research — published online in August 2026 and covered as news by the university on September 7. The thread saw a wave of “closing the lid before flushing is just common sense” comments, alongside cooler reactions like “never had a problem” and “quit putting out announcements just to stoke anxiety,” showing just how differently people weigh the risk.

    Flushing the toilet found to send bacteria flying up to “breathing height”

    You finish your business, press the lever, and turn away. It all happens in those few seconds.

    Bacteria and viruses tend to linger in the toilet bowl — that’s exactly why we wash our hands.

    Source: nazology.kusuguru.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:59
    What did the study actually look at?

    Researchers at Flinders University compiled and analyzed 22 past studies on the aerosols/bioaerosols released when a toilet is flushed. In other words, the researchers themselves didn't run brand-new experiments on 22 different toilets — this is a review of existing data.

    The key points that came out of it are roughly these:

    The violent movement of the flushing water releases fine droplets and particles into the air
    Depending on how contaminated the bowl is, these can include bioaerosols carrying bacteria and other microorganisms
    Some past studies confirmed these particles reaching the height at which an adult breathes
    In at least some studies, particles stayed airborne for more than 20 seconds
    In experiments where microorganisms were deliberately added to the bowl water, higher microbial concentrations in the water led to more microorganisms detected in the air
    In general, larger flush volumes tended to produce more aerosols
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:00
    Existing research suggests that closing the lid can cut down on larger particles being scattered upward, but fine aerosols may still escape through gaps around the seat and lid. This review also didn't find sufficiently consistent evidence either way on how much the lid affects aerosol concentration.

    So the most accurate way to sum up where things currently stand is something like:

    "Flushing a toilet can release more airborne microorganisms than people assume — but exactly how much that translates into real-world infection risk is still unclear."

    For reference, this study was published online on August 1, 2026, and Flinders University covered it as news on September 7. So the article in question is reporting on quite recent research.
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:08
    Back in my student days, I once tested the water sitting in a flush toilet for E. coli counts, and I remember being surprised it came out to only a dozen or so per cc — way less than expected. Though I took the sample in the morning, so the number might have been right after cleaning. Point is, if you clean the toilet daily you probably don't need to worry.
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:19
    Huh? Only now? Again? Seriously, this old thing?
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:27
    So is a squat toilet or a pit latrine the safer choice, then?
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:34
    So what? Nothing's ever happened to us. Quit putting out announcements just to stoke anxiety.
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:42
    I mean, poop comes out of the human body in the first place (so of course it's full of bacteria).
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:46
    That's why you put the lid down before you flush.
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:57
    But I've never once gotten sick from it.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 00:08
    Personally I figure the farts you let out before and after dropping a deuce with your pants down already send trace amounts of gut bacteria into the air.
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 02:24
    This is a business opportunity — bet TOTO and LIXIL will come up with something for it.
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 02:32
    This got beaten to death during the pandemic.
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 03:10
    Eh, if anything it'll toughen up your immune system.
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 03:51
    Isn't it as simple as just closing the lid before you flush?
    17AnonymousSep 15, 2026 04:03
    Re: #1 People have been saying that forever. With a Western-style flush toilet, closing the lid before flushing is common sense — this isn't some 10-year-old idea, it goes back way further.
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 04:05
    Public toilets are crawling with other people's poop bacteria. Your own home is crawling with your family's poop bacteria. Even at the public bathhouse, other people's poop bacteria are floating in the water.
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 04:05
    Huh? Only now? This got hammered on endlessly during COVID — "close the lid before you flush," remember? Japanese universities were already running scientific studies proving it around when COVID started spreading, too. Though whoever did it first was probably somewhere else, even earlier than that.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 05:07
    So what? Do you have any idea how many germs are already floating around your room?
    22AnonymousSep 15, 2026 05:46
    Just take down the "science news" sign already.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 05:52
    That's a different beast entirely, unlike your average Zaku. (a famous line from Gundam's Char Aznable, used here as a stock meme to say "this one's on another level")
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 07:05
    Is this a Febreze commercial?
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:39
    Doesn't seem like it needs to gush out that hard… if it worked like those old countryside pit toilets, where a flap swings out of the way and then just a trickle flushes through, things would go a lot smoother.
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:55
    Re: #25 It has to flush everything all the way through the pipes to the sewer (or septic tank), so of course it needs that much water. A pit toilet can get away with less because the tank sits right underneath.
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:08
    Did you actually close the lid?
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:18
    I'm doing just fine, and it's my own waste anyway — life gets exhausting if you sweat details like this.
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:44
    I've lived 72 years like this with zero problems, so it's not an issue. Worry about stuff like that and you'll go bald.
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:53
    I always close the lid before flushing. Leaving it open is unthinkable to me.
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:06
    When you smell poop, that means poop-smell molecules are literally sticking to the mucous membrane in your nose.
    34AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:32
    Re: #31 Yeah, like skatole and such — totally harmless.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:20
    I'm pretty sure there's a high-rise apartment tower somewhere in the Middle East that still uses pit toilets…
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:30
    In terms of bacteria, toilets are actually pretty clean — the kitchen is the real danger zone.
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:37
    It really all comes down to quantity, but the human brain just isn't built for judging risk in degrees — it wants a binary safe-or-unsafe answer.
    36AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:40
    Everybody already knew this.
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:50
    You should worry less about the sheer number of germs and more about which species they are and how infectious they are.
    39AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:55
    C'est la vie. Humanity's done fine with this forever, so don't sweat it. Just put the lid down before you flush.
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 12:55
    Re: #1 You see this trick a lot — visualizing something invisible to make it look extra dirty — but we've been fine regardless, right? Isn't it just normal for both the human body and the environment to be full of germs, microbes, and aerosols?
    41AnonymousSep 15, 2026 13:03
    I heard about this ages ago and have made a habit of closing the lid before flushing ever since. Isn't that basically common sense for Japanese people by now? So now they're moving on to making a fuss about the possibility of it escaping through gaps around the seat and lid?

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Worth noting: this study didn’t run fresh experiments on any particular toilet — it’s a review paper that compiled and evaluated data from 22 previously published studies. Rather than fresh measurements for specific toilet models or flush volumes, it’s an organization of existing findings, published online in August 2026 and spreading as a relatively fresh topic once Flinders University covered it as news on September 7. Where opinion in the thread split was over just how effective the lid-closing habit really is. While many called it “common sense,” the review itself says it found no sufficiently consistent evidence on how the presence of a lid affects aerosol concentration, so closing the lid can’t be called a guaranteed fix. It’s also worth separating the finding that particles can reach breathing height from the question of how much that actually raises real infection risk — the study itself stops short of making that claim. One point the thread barely touched: regularly cleaning the bowl to cut contamination at the source is likely the more effective everyday countermeasure.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Nazology] Flushing the toilet found to send bacteria flying up to “breathing height”.”

  • $3,940-a-Month iPhone ‘Balloon Loan’ Plan Sparks Debate on 5ch

    The “residual value loan” (zan-kure) plan, familiar from car sales, is now spreading to smartphones too. Under NTT Docomo’s “Itsudemo Kaedoki Program,” customers who agree to return their device after 23 months can keep their monthly payments down in the ¥2,000s. A 5ch thread reacting to the news kicked off with “Why would anyone do this — it’s not a good deal for the buyer at all,” and the discussion snowballed into price comparisons with older mid-range Android phones, the hassle of switching from iPhone to Android, and what happens if you lose or break the device — all real concerns for anyone actually weighing whether to sign up.

    “Residual value loans” are spreading to smartphones too

    A “residual value loan” (zan-kure) plan, common in car sales, has now arrived for phones as well. With this type of loan, a future trade-in value (the residual value) is set in advance, and the buyer only finances the remaining portion of the purchase price.

    NTT Docomo offers this under the name “Itsudemo Kaedoki Program” (roughly, “Trade-In Anytime Program”). The plan assumes the device will be returned at the 23-month mark. For example, on a phone priced at ¥100,000 with a residual value of ¥50,000, the buyer only pays off ¥50,000 over 23 months — working out to just under ¥2,200 a month. If you keep using the phone past month 24, you can pay off the remaining residual value in new installments.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:12
    Why would anyone do this? It's not a good deal for the buyer at all.
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:14
    I don't get why people try to one-up each other with their phones
    Nobody's looking at your phone that closely anyway.
    26AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:16
    Re: #3
    It matters a lot when you're in elementary, middle, or high school though.
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:29
    If you're not gaming or editing video, a ¥40-50k mid-range Android will easily last 3 years
    I guess that stuff's more like fashion for some people though.
    7AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:34
    Bragging about your iPhone again?
    Doesn't mean much to those of us who paid ¥200,000+ upfront for a 'Poor-droid' (a jokey mashup of 'poor' and 'Android').
    8AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:42
    Has Android's janky scrolling gotten any better?
    15AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:52
    Re: #8
    Android covers everything from top to bottom, so it varies wildly
    Some models have always been choppy, others never were.
    16AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:55
    Re: #8
    They go up to 240Hz now

    High-refresh-rate smartphones
    https://macha795.com/refresh-rate-sp/
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:43
    I don't even want to game or edit video on my phone, so I have no idea why anyone needs that much performance.
    10AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:44
    What happens if you lose it or break it?
    24AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:15
    Re: #10
    You keep paying even after you can't use it anymore.
    11AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:45
    Android phones run the gamut — just go try one yourself and see.
    12AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:45
    Isn't it easier to just pay it all upfront instead of dealing with the hassle of returning it?
    13AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:46
    You probably don't even have ¥200,000 lying around, do you?
    18AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:00
    iPhone lease-plan people mocking Alphard lease-plan people (Alphard = Toyota's luxury minivan, notoriously often bought on the same kind of balloon loan)
    19AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:00
    I barely use my phone more than a few minutes a day, so I've never bought one over about ¥20,000
    I do spend money on my MacBook and Let's Note though, since those are essentials.
    21AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:11
    They say the DUO is three years behind current Android tech.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:14
    So they're disciples worshipping a rip-off iPhone? Well, if it makes them happy, let them be.
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:15
    I always wondered what people meant by Android being 'choppy' or 'buttery smooth'
    but then my nephew/niece got a phone around 6th grade
    something like 'Xiao Xiao' (not quite sure that's right, might be a garbled brand name) — and that phone really did move like that
    then again, that was one of those ¥1 phones marketed as a kid's first smartphone, so…
    28AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:18
    Re: #25
    'Buttery smooth' is a good thing, you know.
    27AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:18
    I'm curious about the DUO's durability — will it hold up for 3 years?
    29AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:19
    In the US too, the SE and older models sell well, and a lot of people use residual-value loan payments.
    30AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:21
    If you use Paidy there's a credit check involved, but you can do 36 interest-free installments. Personally I'd skip all that and just pay in full at an official Apple Store — but looking at the new models, yeah, it does feel like a rip-off.
    31AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:28
    I honestly think you're better off just buying an ¥110,000 phone outright.
    32AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:31
    Switching from iPhone to Android is a pain
    your in-game purchases reset and you end up on a completely different cloud ecosystem
    once you commit to a platform, there's no escaping it.
    35AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:33
    Re: #32
    And Apple exploits exactly that to keep its faithful locked in.
    33AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:31
    I'm going to switch phones today — is the Kaedoki plan actually the better deal?
    Planning to get a Google Pixel, for what it's worth.
    37AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:37
    That's assuming you're doing a carrier switch (MNP)
    Almost a year ago, the Kaedoki plan had the base iPhone 17 at ¥545/month
    The price in Re: #1 is way too high.
    38AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:48
    Installment plans have existed forever — what's actually different here?
    Do people just want an excuse to say 'zan-kure'?
    39AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:50
    What happens if the screen cracks?
    42AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:52
    Just being on a carrier that offers residual-value loans makes you rich in my book
    Meanwhile I'm stuck on Nihon Tsushin (a budget MVNO).
    44AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:53
    Just borrow it for ¥1, return it after 24 months, keep hopping carriers — sure it's not the newest model, but you get another brand-new, untouched iPhone for another ¥1
    Throw in a ¥500 insurance plan (or something even cheaper) and you're covered with zero penalty at return time
    Insurance runs about ¥12,000 over 2 years, but you'd pay for coverage on a phone you bought outright too.
    48AnonymousSep 15, 2026 09:56
    I wonder what everyone actually does about phones
    I bet a lot of people go with rental-style plans and switch carriers every 2 years
    Even if you buy outright, the battery's shot after about 2 years anyway.
    53AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:05
    Re: #48
    Had an iPhone 14 on Docomo for about ¥770/month, for 2 years
    No charge-limiting feature, so max charge capacity dropped to 80%
    Dropped it once and chipped a corner, but Docomo's inspection is lenient so the return went through fine
    Switched to Rakuten Mobile and got the iPhone 16e — it's been 10 months, and since I capped charging at 80%, the battery's still holding at 97% capacity
    No scratches, and I've got insurance on it
    Aiming for the iPhone 17 next
    I can't stand even a 1mm scratch, so I have no plans to ever buy one outright.
    54AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:11
    What do you actually use a second phone for?
    65AnonymousSep 15, 2026 11:11
    Re: #54
    I've kept every phone I've ever had, going back to my old flip phone
    They probably don't even turn on anymore though.
    56AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:25
    Left to their own devices, people always repeat the same behavior
    eating the same food, going to the same places
    falling into the same routine every day

    iPhone users mindlessly reach for another iPhone without even thinking about it
    That's really not good for your brain
    Alternating with Android now and then is just the right balance.
    59AnonymousSep 15, 2026 10:48
    Re: #56
    You lose access to buying your apps.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The “zan-kure” (residual value loan) scheme originally comes from car sales: you subtract an estimated future trade-in value (the residual value) up front, then pay off only the remainder in installments. Docomo’s “Itsudemo Kaedoki Program” applies the same idea to smartphones — agree to return the device after 23 months, and your effective monthly cost can drop into the ¥2,000s. The catch, often overlooked, is that this isn’t really “ownership” so much as a de facto rental: lose or damage the phone within those 23 months and you’re on the hook for a hefty bill that includes the residual value. In the thread, some argued that on pure price, an older mid-range Android is still the cheaper option, while others countered that iPhone users get trapped by high “switching costs” — from in-app purchases to cloud ecosystems — that make it hard to walk away regardless of the math. Several posters also raised practical questions about how much insurance actually covers damage risk at return time, which is worth checking before signing up for a plan like this.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Japanese buyers flock to the ¥3,940-a-month residual-value-loan iPhone.”

  • Exoplanet may have ring-shaped “moon-building material,” Kagoshima University announces — 5ch: “Like a world of smoke rings?”

    A research team at Kagoshima University has announced that, based on ALMA telescope observation data, a theoretical model suggests the dust around the still-forming exoplanet “PDS 70c” may be distributed in a ring shape rather than a disk. Dust had previously been predicted to spiral inward toward the planet and thin out over time, but the observations contradicted this — and the newly proposed ring structure offers a hypothesis to explain the discrepancy. The study drew attention as a clue to how exomoons might form, and on 5ch, commenters carefully quoted the original article’s explanatory passages while tracing the reasoning, with some describing the ring structure as “like a world of smoke rings.”

    Possible ring-shaped “moon-building material” found around a still-forming exoplanet — Kagoshima University

    Several candidate exomoons have been found so far, but none has been confirmed.

    Against that backdrop, Kagoshima University announced on September 4 that observations with the ALMA telescope, combined with theoretical modeling, revealed that dust around the still-forming exoplanet “PDS 70c” — one of very few such planets ever observed — is distributed not as a disk but in a ring (a dust ring).

    Source: news.mynavi.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:57
    Like a world of smoke rings, huh.
    40AnonymousSep 15, 2026 08:21
    Re: #2
    Smoke rings are dying star systems, so they're nothing like the newborn one in Re: #1.
    3AnonymousSep 15, 2026 03:26
    >>The mystery of the mismatch between predictions about circumplanetary disks and ALMA telescope observations

    >>The discovery of exoplanets greatly advanced planet-formation theory. But most exoplanets found so far have already finished forming, so observing the formation process itself has been difficult until recently.

    >>The young T Tauri star "PDS 70," which is still in the process of forming, is known to host two planets: "PDS 70b" and "PDS 70c." Both are among only about ten confirmed still-forming exoplanets found so far. Both are thought to be giant gas planets with thick atmospheres, similar to Jupiter and Saturn in our solar system, and are currently accumulating gas from the surrounding "protoplanetary disk."
    4AnonymousSep 15, 2026 03:27
    >>PDS 70c in particular is known as the only still-forming exoplanet ever detected in the submillimeter/millimeter radio range. This radio emission is thought to be thermal radiation from dust in the small gas disk — the "circumplanetary disk" — that forms around a planet as it accretes gas.

    >>In recent years, ALMA has detected PDS 70c at multiple wavelengths, suggesting that its circumplanetary disk is "optically thick" in the submillimeter/millimeter band. Optically thick means there's so much dust in the disk that you can't see through to the other side.
    6AnonymousSep 15, 2026 03:33
    >>Until now, it was predicted that dust in the circumplanetary disk would lose angular momentum to gas drag and spiral inward toward the planet (a process called drift), causing the disk to become optically thin over time — so the observations contradicted this. The research team set out to solve this mystery.
    9AnonymousSep 15, 2026 03:37
    >>By the way, as a next-generation large radio telescope project Japan is also considering joining, the "ngVLA" plan aims to distribute a total of 263 parabolic antennas across North America and use very-long-baseline interferometry (VLBI) to create a giant radio telescope (interferometer) with an effective aperture of roughly 9,000 km, targeting full operation sometime in the 2040s. The study also confirmed that the dust ring predicted here should be clearly observable once the ngVLA is up and running.
    23AnonymousSep 15, 2026 04:10
    There was no astrophysics course when I was at university. Around my 3rd or 4th year, they added a little intro-to-space unit to the general-ed curriculum for 1st-year through early 2nd-year students. Then after I graduated, the physics department actually got a dedicated space course.
    25AnonymousSep 15, 2026 04:22
    Utterly pointless. They'd better not be using taxpayer money for this, right?

    Background and key points of this topic

    PDS 70 is one of the few celestial objects where the “site of planet formation” can be directly observed, with only about ten confirmed still-forming exoplanets known worldwide. Among them, PDS 70c is the only one also detected in radio wavelengths, and its surrounding dust was known to be “optically thick.” That conflicted with the usual theoretical prediction that dust should lose angular momentum to gas drag and spiral inward toward the planet (the drift process), thinning out over time — and this study set out to resolve that contradiction. What it found was that the dust may be gathered into a ring rather than spread evenly across a disk, which could eventually serve as raw material for a moon. That said, this is currently just an estimate from a theoretical model based on ALMA data — the ring structure and the “material” itself have not been directly observed or confirmed, which is easy to misunderstand. The prediction is expected to be clearly testable once the next-generation “ngVLA” radio telescope, targeted to begin operating in the 2040s, comes online. Thread reactions mostly consisted of careful quoting of the research content, with no notable points of disagreement.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “Possible ring-shaped “moon-building material” found around a still-forming exoplanet — Kagoshima University.”

  • Kanon Miyamoto to Speak at AI Event — 5ch: “Making More Money Than She Did as an Idol”

    It’s been announced that former Juice=Juice member Kanon Miyamoto will appear at an event hosted by Findy, a media platform for engineers. Set for October 29 starting at 7:00 PM, the event includes a panel discussion with Keishi Ito, and this isn’t the first time she’s spoken publicly about AI. On the Hello! Project board of 5ch, reactions were largely positive — “she’s ahead of the curve,” “making more than she did as an idol” — though some jumped straight to hoping she’ll marry an IT executive, while others questioned whether she’s even cut out to be a panelist. The debate has mostly centered on whether the idol-to-AI-commentator pivot makes sense.

    Findy @findy_code

    📣 Event page is live! ✨

    Thursday, 10/29, starting at 19:00

    Source: findy.connpass.com / original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:13
    This is blowing up
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:15
    I wonder what's waiting for her at the end of this road (´・ω・`)
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:15
    Back in the day this would've been the Reiko Chiba route (a former idol who reinvented herself as an IT entrepreneur)
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:17
    Thanks, Watanabe
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:17
    Well, she's basically got no shot at making it big as a regular idol anymore,
    so she might as well ride this as far as it'll take her (´・ω・`)
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:17
    Probability that AI wipes out humanity… 10%
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:17
    Queen bee of the otaku circle (a girl who's the center of attention among a nerdy fanbase)
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:19
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:22
    Re: #13
    Bye-bye, weak-tier otaku
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:19
    Schedule

    19:00–19:05 Opening
    19:05–19:55 Panel discussion — Kanon Miyamoto & Keishi Ito
    19:55–20:00 Closing remarks
    20:00–20:50 Networking reception
    ~21:00 Wrap-up
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:27
    Re: #15
    Is this a solo event?
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:19
    Making more money now than she did as an active idol
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:20
    Kanon-chan's at prime marrying age
    This is basically a matchmaking mixer with rich IT guys
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:30
    Re: #27
    If anything, she's exactly the type that crowd would run from
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:20
    I could totally see her marrying an IT company president
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:21
    Singing, dancing, talking, acting, filming, running, jumping, swimming, throwing, hitting, kicking…

    It's hard to keep following someone unless they're doing something easy to understand like that
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:21
    Back in the day this would've been Haruko Momoi's spot (a singer known for bridging idol culture and otaku/tech circles)
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:21
    She's ahead of the curve
    No other idol can touch her on this
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    Can't see where this is headed
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    Kanon Miyamoto looks like the android ERICA (a well-known Japanese humanoid robot)
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:23
    Kanon Miyamoto, familiar to everyone as a former Juice=Juice member
    60AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:32
    She's not exactly a huge name,
    but as an ex-Hello! Project idol she's still got that clean, wholesome image.
    Sounds like a win-win partnership with this company.

    Still, impressive that she landed a sponsor purely on her own merits lol
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:33
    Kawabe got that through his agency, what are you even talking about
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:34
    < Can't be an idol forever, you know lol
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:36
    It actually started with her getting interested in Playground's system,
    and that's how her work in system development began.

    Talking to that solopreneur guy came later
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:39
    AI plus engineering is the hot topic right now, so it's not really "niche" in any social sense
    66AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:41
    Good thing she had that column in a Mac magazine
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:41
    Talking about AI is mainstream now, but AI's also got plenty of haters
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:44
    Re: #67
    She's actually doing the work instead of just hyping it up, so no issue here (unlike the so-called "surprise grifters" who just gush over AI for clicks)
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:43
    Glad she found a new path
    A solo idol selling a "pure and wholesome" image only has so much runway age-wise anyway
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:44
    Miyamoto's been popping up in news articles a lot lately
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:46
    For people who show off amazing skills or spend ages crafting videos, AI's probably a massive headache — it either dulls people's amazement or gets everything written off as fake
    72AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:52
    Kanon-chan seems like the type who'd say "forget the raise, just let me do more live shows"
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 12:55
    It's a marriage hunt, right
    Marrying an IT company president would be the perfect match for Kanon-chan's interest in the IT world too
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:04
    A 16-year-old who looks like she'd fit right into S/mileage making fruit punch
    https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv351386397
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:10
    It's probably a promo angle like "even an idol can master our AI dev tools — how about your company gives it a try too"
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 13:13
    Selling ¥5,000 chocolates to butter up her otaku fanbase is ancient embarrassing history at this point

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Kanon Miyamoto, formerly of Juice=Juice and Hello! Project, has continued speaking publicly about AI and IT since leaving the group, and the phrase “yet again” in the thread title suggests she’s fielded similar speaking invitations before. The host, Findy, runs a recruiting and tech media platform for engineers, and panel-style events like this often double as corporate hiring and PR efforts. Reactions on the thread were mixed: some praised her as “ahead of the curve” and “earning more than she did as an idol,” while others treated the event as a potential matchmaking opportunity and even questioned her looks-based qualifications for it. Underlying the discussion is a common concern among former Hello! Project idols — how to sustain a career once a wholesome, girl-next-door idol image reaches its natural age limit. There were also comments referencing criticism of AI-hype “surprise grifters,” with some giving her credit for engaging with AI as an actual practitioner rather than just a hype-monger. Overall, the discussion centered less on the specifics of the event itself and more on how it fits into her second career as a former idol.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Kanon Miyamoto’s got another job talking about AI, yet again!!!!!!!!“

  • Nikkei Falls Again, Drops Below ¥64,000 — 5ch: “Brokerages Need Layoffs Too”

    Tokyo stocks opened lower for a second straight day on the 14th, with the Nikkei average starting at ¥63,659.53, down ¥351.81 from the previous week’s close. The decline briefly topped ¥600, pushing the index below the psychologically important ¥64,000 mark. Selling was led by AI- and semiconductor-related names such as SoftBank Group and Advantest after news broke that U.S.-based OpenAI would postpone its IPO until next year, while rising oil futures — driven by expectations of prolonged tension in the Middle East — also weighed on investor sentiment. Opinions on the thread were split between those calling it “an AI bubble correction” and those insisting “growth is still underway,” with the discussion spreading to household self-defense topics like rising interest rates, heavier mortgage burdens, and rethinking term deposits and government bonds.

    Tokyo stocks opened lower for a second consecutive day on the 14th. The opening price was ¥63,659.53, down ¥351.81 from the previous week’s close. The decline topped ¥600 at one point, falling below the key ¥64,000 level. News that U.S.-based OpenAI would postpone its initial public offering (IPO) until next year triggered early selling in AI- and semiconductor-related shares, including SoftBank Group (SBG) and Advantest. U.S. crude oil futures rose during Japan trading hours on the 14th on expectations that tensions in the Middle East will persist, adding further pressure to investor sentiment.

    [Nikkei QUICK News (NQN)]

    Nikkei, September 14, 2026, 9:12 AM

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:23
    Hey, come on, NTT shouldn't be rising in a situation like this.
    It should be dropping into the ¥140 range — now I can't buy in!
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:28
    Re: #8
    Maybe money's fleeing shaky, bubble-inflated semiconductor stocks for lower-risk plays.
    I think financials are trash, but when my own holdings go up I can't help feeling a little happy.
    I'm only human.
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:28
    Last Friday's rally was just a 9/11-date thing anyway.
    Rate hikes are fundamentally bearish for stocks,
    so yeah, it'll probably fall.
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:32
    Re: #25
    Well, if rate hikes are a sure thing, stocks will fall —
    textbook stuff.
    It only went up in the first place because of zero-rate policy.
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:29
    Everything AI-related is way too bubbly — a soft landing would be for the best.
    52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:38
    Re: #27
    No way AI stocks stall out here — this is supposedly tech advanced enough to wipe out humanity within 10 years. It's still just getting started.
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:30
    My apartment loan's 10-year fixed rate just got reset from 0.85% to 3.2% a year.
    I'm cashing in gains and putting them toward repayment.
    Most people bought in when the Nikkei was under ¥40,000, so if rising rates are pushing people to lock in profits, it stands to reason the index could fall back below ¥40,000 too.
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:33
    Re: #31
    Barely anyone's actually doing real estate investment, come on.
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:32
    For now I think we should be talking about TOPIX instead of the Nikkei.
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:36
    Re: #35
    TOPIX's peak was 4,197 on August 14th.

    Now it's 4,036.

    That's nowhere near a high, lolololol.
    133AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:08
    Re: #35
    Hasn't that been true for a while now?
    Even the rally was abnormal — it tracked the KOSPI more than the Dow, honestly.
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:33
    This is gonna keep sliding all the way down to 30,000 at this rate…
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:34
    Re: #40
    Well, it only went up because of zero-rate policy, so yeah, it'll probably fall back into the ¥30,000 range.
    46AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:36
    Re: #41
    Once people make money on capital gains, they start craving income gains.
    Converting stock profits into real estate — BNF did the same thing, right? (BNF: a famous Japanese individual day trader)
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:40
    Re: #46
    Real estate is sitting at insanely inflated prices — anyone buying into that is a fool.
    Bonds are the obvious choice.
    Why would anyone take on debt to buy real estate yielding 3% when government-backed bonds pay 5%?
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:37
    Forget semiconductors — an oil shock and a bond shock are hitting at the same time here.
    Anyone staying calm about that is a serious fool.
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:40
    Re: #47
    Seriously, this kind of thing almost never happens.
    The real question is what happens if an AI bubble collapse gets piled on top of it.
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:46
    Re: #47
    Predictions that the Middle East crisis would seriously hurt the real economy have basically turned into "the boy who cried wolf" at this point.
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:38
    Brokerages need more layoffs.
    Yeah, about half the current headcount would be plenty.

    And if the people getting laid off are so confident stocks are strong, they can take their boosted voluntary-retirement severance package and go trade the market themselves, lol, since they talk such a big game.
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:41
    Re: #51
    Those guys never win, lol.
    Same with bank employees —
    most of them aren't even necessary, and they'd lose too.
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:42
    I don't hold any AI stocks, so my portfolio's actually up.
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:42
    Re: #65
    I'll diagnose your holdings — just give me the actual names. Which stocks?
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:44
    A crash is a buying opportunity.
    81AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:46
    Re: #75
    Only once it's clearly turned from a crash back into an uptrend.
    Trying to buy at the exact bottom for maximum profit during a crash is way too hard for amateurs.
    107AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:55
    Re: #81
    If it's not individual stocks but index funds or ETFs tracking a major index, buying in a planned, disciplined way during a crash is a valid strategy.

    Just make sure to size positions heavier toward the bottom, assuming the maximum possible drawdown.
    Emotional averaging-down is the first step toward ruin, so don't do that.
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:47
    Hurry up and drop to 40,000 already.
    And USD/JPY down to around ¥125.
    88AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:48
    Re: #84
    If stocks fall, the yen will just weaken even faster, you know.
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:48
    Sanae [nickname for PM Takaichi Sanae] just got lucky that the AI/semiconductor bubble happened to overlap with her time in office.
    There's no real reason stocks would rise because of her.
    111AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:57
    It's still over 60,000, remember.
    Back under the DPJ government it was 8,000.
    113AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:57
    Re: #111
    Though GDP in dollar terms and real wages are both negative, lol.
    114AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:57
    Re: #111
    They used to run "strong-yen dividend" sales back then — life was so much easier.
    Those were the days when things actually worked for ordinary people.
    118AnonymousSep 14, 2026 09:59
    I've been saying this consistently:
    term deposits are the true winner.

    Stocks, or anything else — this isn't a market that just keeps going up forever, so no.

    Ordinary people are better off just diligently saving.

    Leave the high-stakes gambling den of the markets to the likes of us.
    169AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:21
    Re: #118
    Japanese government bonds are a good pick too.
    230AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:43
    Re: #118
    If you're fine with term-deposit-level rates, you'd just buy government bonds instead, wouldn't you.
    124AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:01
    NISA investors are screaming in agony. (NISA: Japan's tax-free retail investment account)
    134AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:08
    Even if investment in next-gen small modular nuclear reactors speeds up, it's still going to take a while.
    Securing power supply is urgent, but even after a change of "boss" (nickname for a political leader), it'll remain national policy — though none of that matters if the funding doesn't actually flow into capital investment, lol.
    140AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:11
    Re: #134
    For some reason they'll build it in America with Japanese money though.
    And the profits will flow to America too.
    165AnonymousSep 14, 2026 10:20
    When semiconductors drop, they all drop together, lol.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Nikkei has been trading in the ¥64,000 range since entering September, with inflows into AI and semiconductor stocks partly driving that climb. The key point about this drop is that it was triggered by a single piece of news — OpenAI’s delayed IPO — rather than any confirmed pessimism about AI investment overall. That’s exactly where opinions on the thread split, with posts calling it “the start of a bubble collapse” sitting alongside posts arguing it’s “just a correction, and growth will continue.” The discussion also touched on how U.S. interest-rate moves ripple into Japanese stocks, and on real voices from people whose mortgage variable rates have actually started climbing — making this a discussion that ties stock prices to household finances, not just the market. Exchanges about domestic politics that weren’t part of the original article were excluded, but it’s worth keeping in mind that the market’s actual moves from here will depend on future U.S. rate decisions and developments in the Middle East.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Stock Prices] Nikkei Opens Lower Again, AI/Semiconductor Sell-off, Falls Below ¥64,000.”

  • Why Do AI-Generated Food Photos Creep People Out? 5ch: ‘Too Uniform, Too Unnatural’

    At a night market in Los Angeles, more and more food stalls are reportedly using AI-generated images for their menu photos. CNN reported that customers described the results as feeling off — “too perfect, almost rubbery.” On 5ch, users posted numerous examples of AI-generated food images, pointing out issues like overly uniform textures, unnatural angles, and a lack of steam. Others pushed back, arguing “AI itself isn’t the problem — it’s on whoever approved these images without checking them,” splitting opinion over whether to blame the technology itself or the businesses using it.

    Sep 13 (Sun), 3:10 PM JST

    CNN.co.jp

    (CNN) The menu photos lining food stalls at a night market in Hollywood look real at first glance — mountains of fries, taquitos, smoothies. But Adaeze Onyejekwe, 28, a Los Angeles resident who visited in late August, said that on closer inspection they looked too perfect, almost rubbery. “It didn’t look like chicken nuggets. It didn’t look like the food I normally eat,” she said.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:42
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQKRnnlawAAtRo3.jpg
    43AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:57
    Re: #10
    It's probably that unsettling feeling you get when something's too uniform — it just doesn't match human intuition for what's natural.
    63AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:08
    Re: #10
    Why does it end up looking so buggy, like some kind of insect?
    70AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:11
    A psychic YouTuber said AI images universally give off bad energy, bad vibes.
    That's exactly what the image in Re: #10 looks like.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:46
    People who treat AI like some kind of mortal enemy are the ones being creepy here.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:49
    Re: #18
    They're just using the bad output as-is lol
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:16
    Re: #18
    People feel genuine disgust at a world overrun with AI.
    They simply can't accept it.
    46AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:00
    Looks delicious~





    80AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:15
    Re: #46
    The shrimp one looks like some kind of larva.
    117AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:38
    Re: #46
    I get why they'd have AI make it, but I can't understand whoever signed off on this.
    173AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:27
    Re: #46
    AI isn't the problem here. What pisses me off is the judgment of whoever decided this was good enough. Does a restaurant that actually posts something this creepy even exist?
    53AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:02
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:03
    Tried making one with Gemini
    88AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:18
    Re: #55
    The angle of the bowl is weird — it's tilting toward the viewer.
    131AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:59
    Re: #55
    Stuff always ends up looking like it's floating whenever Gemini makes these.

    163AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:17
    Re: #55
    Re: #131
    The front-to-back leveling is off.
    It's like the gravitational field itself is warped.
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:14
    Even I, and I don't have trypophobia (fear of clustered small holes/bumps), find this gross.
    I can't imagine how someone who actually has the phobia would react.
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:15
    Re: #75
    I closed the tab the second I saw it.
    96AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:23
    Re: #75
    Seriously, it brought tears to my eyes.
    89AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:19
    You could've just cooked the real thing and snapped a photo on your phone — why even bother with AI?
    99AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:25
    Re: #89
    That's fine for a basic menu listing, but for ad photos like the one in Re: #1, you really need proper photography or it just looks bad.
    101AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:28
    Re: #99
    Phones these days can take great photos too, you know.
    125AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    Re: #101
    You've got to keep the lighting and that mouth-watering "sizzle" look consistent.
    And of course things like reflections showing up in a cup are a no-go too.
    119AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:40
    ChatGPT ("Chappy" to its fans) actually generates pretty decent images like this.
    121AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:42
    Re: #119
    The problem is these are menus for the restaurant's own brand-new items — not existing dishes.
    When you have AI generate something totally new with no precedent, you get Re: #46.
    158AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:13
    Re: #119,124
    Looks fine at a glance, but look closely and the noodles are too thick for this type of soup.
    165AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:19
    Re: #119
    There's no steam or anything, though.
    124AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:44
    Had ChatGPT draw some ramen —
    looks pretty tasty, right?
    126AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:48
    Re: #124
    The noodles look kind of gross somehow.
    135AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:06
    Well, of course people get annoyed when it doesn't match the real thing.
    Re: #124
    And they post it so confidently too, even though it looks like this.
    150AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:39
    Re: #124
    The noodles are so thick I can already imagine the soup being greasy and overly rich — I wouldn't order it.
    184AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:54
    Made the noodles a bit thinner
    189AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:05
    Re: #184
    Looks like someone already snuck a bite out of the egg yolk.
    202AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:46
    Re: #184
    There's zero evidence this thing has any idea what kikurage (wood ear mushroom) actually is.
    188AnonymousSep 13, 2026 23:01
    Reminds me, someone once had AI "restore" this painting.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Elias_Garcia_Martinez_-_Ecce_Homo.jpg

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    AI-generated images are said to trigger an “uncanny valley” reaction because their textures and shading are too uniform, straying from the natural variation people expect from real food based on experience. Thread commenters repeatedly pointed out unnatural details — the absence of steam, noodle thickness, and how light falls on the food. Opinion split over whether to blame the AI technology itself or the businesses that used the images without properly checking them, with AI defenders emphasizing the latter. Some also noted that while AI excels at reproducing existing dishes, it tends to fall apart more with restaurant-original new menu items, which have little training data to draw on — suggesting real limitations remain for its use in advertising photography. In compiling this article, replies disputing the authenticity of an unrelated disaster photo and exchanges that veered into sexual content were excluded.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “AI-Generated Food Photos Are an “Uncanny Valley” — Why Such a Backlash?.”

  • Book on Science Denialism Sparks Anti-Vax Feud — 5ch: “Heliocentrism Is a Different Story”

    Associate Professor Kazushi Matsumura of Osaka University’s graduate school appeared on a Bunka Broadcasting radio program to discuss his book, published in June, “Why Does Science Denialism Attract People? — From Flat Earth Theory to Anti-Vaccine Sentiment,” sparking discussion on 5ch. While some questioned lumping flat-earth theory and anti-vaccine sentiment together under the single label of “science denialism,” opinions split between those arguing “anti-vaccine views are the truly unscientific ones” and those saying “wariness over the shortened clinical trial period is only natural.” A back-and-forth over rising and falling life expectancy also continued.

    What Are “Science Denialism” and “Flat Earth Theory”?

    Bunka Broadcasting News, 9/9, 2026

    Sociologist Kazushi Matsumura, an associate professor at Osaka University’s Graduate School of Human Sciences, appeared on the September 9 broadcast of “Otake Makoto’s Golden Radio” (Bunka Broadcasting, weekdays 11:30 AM–3:00 PM, hosted by Makoto Otake), and spoke about the contents of his book published in June, “Why Does Science Denialism Attract People? — From Flat Earth Theory to Anti-Vaccine Sentiment” (Otake Makoto was absent that day).

    Source: joqr.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:32
    Well, established scientific theories do change sometimes, so it can't be helped.
    9AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:38
    Re: #3
    Some things have a chance of changing, and some things have zero chance of changing.

    Heliocentrism is the latter.
    4AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:32
    The root of most crackpot theories in the West is usually religious.
    5AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:32
    ???: "The Earth was flat."
    7AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:35
    It's a fact that vaccines have side effects lol
    10AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:38
    The number of idiots has really gone up.
    Like people who think you can survive on 30 minutes of sleep a day.
    12AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:39
    There's quite a bit of skepticism about the COVID vaccine overseas.
    14AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:41
    "The Earth is round, therefore the COVID vaccine is harmless and safe" — what a hilarious bait-and-switch argument.
    15AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:42
    Scientifically speaking, not getting vaccinated is the only correct call.
    It was still under Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) — basically the human-trial phase — so there's no long-term safety evidence.
    On top of that, past drug-scandal history means there's every kind of fraud risk: falsified papers, doctored trial numbers, cover-ups of serious danger info, and experts being bought off with money.
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:43
    Bringing up evolution in front of devout Christians feels like a dangerous move.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:44
    The "dream building material": asbestos.
    The "dream oil": PCBs.
    The "dream chemical": CFCs.
    The "dream medical technology": mRNA.
    Why does science keep getting it wrong?
    21AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    Reading the novel series Ring (Koji Suzuki's horror series, which centers on a virus-like curse), it feels incredibly realistic.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    Just learned about the "heat transport theory" a few days ago (a fringe theory claiming ground heat readings predict quakes) — got hooked by the claim that the Nankai Trough earthquake won't happen.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    Re: #9
    The heliocentrism/geocentrism debate and flat-earth theory are two completely different things, but I guess you don't know that and you're acting smug anyway.

    Both heliocentrism and geocentrism agree the Earth is a sphere.
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:46
    If anything, going anti-vax is the real science denial.
    For the COVID vaccine, the government has officially recognized roughly 1,000 deaths and about 10,000 cases of health damage.
    Ignoring things that are actually happening seems a lot less scientific to me.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:48
    Even legitimate scientists will say things like "the universe has 9 dimensions" or bring up string theory with a totally straight face.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:48
    The funny thing about the anti-COVID-vaccine crowd is that they didn't oppose it from day one — they only started kicking up a fuss after vaccination was already well underway.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 20:50
    Re: #33
    What's scientific about people who got scared of a cold-like illness with an average death age over 80 and then went and got an untested vaccine? lol
    75AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:21
    Re: #33
    They were making noise about it even before it reached Japan.
    51AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:01
    Are they still pushing COVID vaccine propaganda? And it's completely incoherent too.
    89AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:34
    Re: #51
    There was another article recently recommending COVID vaccination, so it's probably part of the same package deal.
    61AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:07
    The president of Tama Home (a major Japanese homebuilder) said stuff like "if you get vaccinated you'll die in 5 years" — I wonder if he still believes that.
    Thought to myself, wouldn't that tank his house sales?
    64AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:08
    Re: #61
    Because of antigenic original sin, if a variant emerges that triggers ADE (antibody-dependent enhancement) against the Wuhan-strain antibodies, it'll be the vaccinated people dropping like flies lol
    79AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:25
    There have always been a certain number of idiots who fall for stuff like Nostradamus, but the real problem is the internet now lets that idiocy spread far and wide.
    83AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:30
    Re: #79
    Nostradamus's prophecies themselves are basically no different from religious end-times predictions.
    81AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:29
    Still saying this?

    The anti-vaxxers are (mostly) the ones who got vaccinated.

    You won't find more credible testimony than that.

    The unvaccinated true believers in vaccines are the real conspiracy theorists.
    90AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:35
    Re: #81
    Adding to that —

    Here's the source:

    > Common factors: "young," "low income," "gets info from the internet/social media" — Over 60% of people who believe anti-vaccine claims have actually been vaccinated themselves, according to a 30,000-person survey by the University of Tokyo and Tohoku University [Shichihara Tanteidai★]


    .
    87AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:32
    92AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:37
    The anti-vax crowd is completely ignoring that life expectancy has been rising.
    95AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:39
    Re: #92
    That's just life expectancy recovering a bit after it dropped from getting the shot lol
    97AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:43
    Re: #95
    Oh really, so it turns out there wasn't much lasting impact then.
    99AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:44
    Re: #97
    There WAS an impact — that's exactly why life expectancy dropped lol
    100AnonymousSep 13, 2026 21:47
    Re: #1
    I get the flat-earth thing, but being anti-vax isn't necessarily unscientific, is it?

    A proper clinical trial normally takes close to 20 years.
    They skipped all that necessary caution, so of course people are going to be wary.
    102AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:01
    Re: #100
    That much is just common sense.
    You weigh that and then decide whether to get the shot or not.

    Though the people who've made anti-vax their whole reason for living and wish death on every vaccinated person — those guys are scary.
    103AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:04
    The COVID vaccine wasn't built from scratch in a single year.
    It was built on mRNA and LNP technology that had already been researched for a long time, and governments poured in massive funding to run trials, manufacturing, and approval all in parallel — that's how it got to market so fast.
    They didn't cut corners on safety, they cut the waiting time.

    Every vaccine has side effects.
    There's no way one vaccine produces the exact same effect across all of humanity given individual differences.
    In Japan alone, several thousand people die every day from old age, chronic illness, and so on.
    When tens of millions of people get vaccinated, you inevitably get a huge number of coincidental cases ("noise") — people who just happened to die of an unrelated cause the day after their shot.
    108AnonymousSep 13, 2026 22:10
    Re: #103
    It's a technology big pharma poured huge money into for years and then gave up on.
    They only made it viable by suppressing the immune system.
    Suppress the immune system against a virus and of course you're going to get an explosive outbreak lol

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The book by Kazushi Matsumura featured on the program discusses both claims considered objectively false — like flat-earth theory — and fields where the science is still evolving — like vaccine skepticism — under the same umbrella term “science denialism.” That difference in treatment is part of what’s driving the pushback in the thread. One point the segment doesn’t mention: the vaccine side-effect and death figures the government has “recognized” come from the vaccination injury relief system, which is not the same as cases where causation has been fully proven. Also often overlooked is that the COVID vaccine’s short development time stemmed from a backlog of existing mRNA and LNP research plus running trials, manufacturing, and approval in parallel instead of one after another — not from lowering the safety bar itself.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geino/Sports News+) thread “From Flat Earth to Anti-Vaccine: What Are “Science Denialism” and “Flat Earth Theory”? — On Why Science Denialism Draws People In.”

  • Why male honeybees die 5 seconds after mating: “Even honeybees have it rough…”

    Male honeybees (drones) get exactly one chance to mate in their entire lives — and when it’s over, their genitals tear off and stay lodged inside the queen while they die in as little as five seconds. A Yahoo News article about this bit of biology sparked discussion on 5channel’s Science News+ board. While many commenters expressed sympathy for the males (“poor guys”), others pointed out that most drones never even get the chance to mate before being kicked out of the hive, and that queens and worker bees face their own brutal fate — discarded once they can no longer lay eggs — pushing back on the article’s framing that the males alone are the tragic ones.

    The shocking reason male honeybees burst and die 5 seconds after mating

    A male honeybee (drone) has exactly one job in his entire life.

    And the moment he’s done it, he dies.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 20:58
    Mantises are the same way, but come on, this is way too rough on the males.
    36AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:41
    Re: #2 Don't you think all the other females that guy never even glances at are just as pitiful?
    42AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:03
    Re: #36
    Re: #2 Don't you think all the other females that guy never even glances at are just as pitiful?
    Except for the males, everyone in the hive is female, but only a tiny fraction of those females can actually reproduce.
    Make a move on a worker bee and you'll either get ignored or, worse, killed.
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:27
    Does he become a true sage during his "sage time"? (Japanese slang for the clear-headed lull right after orgasm)
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:34
    Females get killed off just as fast once their egg-laying drops, so both sides have it rough.

    Though it seems like they wanted to spin this into an article with a particular slant.
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:36
    Even honeybees manage it…
    And then there's us.
    22AnonymousSep 13, 2026 06:22
    Re: #9
    Guess so — hurry up and burst already.
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:36
    Insects are basically robots running on simple programs.
    No pain, no thoughts, nothing going on in there.
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:45
    "It's fine if it all ends right here — so give it everything you've got." (a lyric from LUNA SEA's "Rosier")
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 21:58
    Wait, how does that even work? Does he just burst right when he's eja○ulating? lol;
    15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:30
    Kind of like John Connor's dad in Terminator (dies right after conceiving his son).
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 22:48
    "THIS is the moment I was born for——!!" I want to have sex that mind-blowing and just die on top of her.
    17AnonymousSep 13, 2026 01:57
    "You will die in 5 seconds." (riffing on Fist of the North Star's classic line "You are already dead")

    I wonder what his death scream sounds like when he bursts.
    18AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:42
    People say it's sad that cicadas spend 10 years underground for just 1 week above ground, but
    maybe underground is actually the best part.

    Might feel incredible down there, who knows.
    19AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:42
    I think lower life forms like insects, which don't seem to have free will or emotions, are basically bio-robots.
    They're living things designed to fill some role and keep the food chain running, but functionally they're like machines.
    Bees, in this case, are designed for pollinating plants.
    55AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:43
    Re: #19
    Free will, emotions, even the physical body itself — none of that is really necessary to begin with.
    In the end, it's probably just beings of light that matter.
    Everything else is basically a bug.
    20AnonymousSep 13, 2026 02:49
    Treating them like machines is just another form of humans projecting their own emotions onto them.
    24AnonymousSep 13, 2026 09:48
    Even if you get to do it with the girl you like, you still burst afterward… no wonder the birth rate's cratering!
    25AnonymousSep 13, 2026 10:19
    Re: #14
    It's a world where males barely ever get to meet a female, so the one who latches on and actually locks in reproduction is the lucky one.
    26AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:35
    If he doesn't mate, can he live for a few years instead?
    27AnonymousSep 13, 2026 16:57
    Once breeding season ends, whatever drones are still alive get kicked out of the hive and just die out in the open.
    28AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:21
    Insects and fish mate by reacting to pheromones almost like an electrical signal, but
    apparently octopuses and squid actually seek out pleasure.
    29AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:30
    The queen bee has it worse than the males.
    She has to build and raise the hive and the eggs practically on her own.
    And once she can't lay eggs anymore, she gets tossed out of the hive.
    Absolutely brutal.
    31AnonymousSep 13, 2026 17:58
    Since bursting would just be a hassle for whoever has to clean up after me, I've decided to stay a virgin.
    33AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:24
    Re: #31
    I feel like some seriously rotten smell is drifting over just from reading that…
    34AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:27
    The insect world really leaves you speechless.
    38AnonymousSep 13, 2026 18:59
    ^ Way happier than you guys, who can't even hold a girl's hand.
    40AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:00
    I kind of envy male anglerfish. (they fuse into and become part of the female's body)
    45AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:05
    Re: #40
    Is it really "nice" to end up as nothing but a pair of testes fused into part of the female?
    54AnonymousSep 13, 2026 19:15
    I struck your hidden pressure point with sheer glute force (a Fist of the North Star parody move).
    In 5 seconds, you're gonna… POP!

    Background and key points of this discussion

    In a beehive, drones have no job besides reproduction, and each one only gets to mate once in his life. During mating, part of the drone’s genitalia stays lodged inside the queen and tears off, and the shock kills him within seconds. This also plugs the queen so no other male can mate with her afterward — so it’s not simply tragic, but part of the species’ survival strategy. While many in the thread reacted with “poor males,” others pushed back, pointing out that most other drones never even get to mate before being driven from the hive, and that queens and worker bees face an equally harsh fate once they can no longer lay eggs — several posters questioned the article’s framing that singles out the males as the only pitiable ones. The thread also split between those who see insect behavior as mindless, feeling-free programming, and those who argue that’s just another human interpretation — altogether, not a topic that resolves into simple sentimentality.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Explainer/Biology] The shocking reason male honeybees burst and die 5 seconds after mating.”