Category: Sports

  • Kai Asakura Scores TKO Win at UFC Shanghai — Second Straight Bantamweight Victory

    In the 11th bout on the card at UFC Fight Night “Nurmagomedov vs. Song” (August 29, Shanghai Oriental Sports Center, China), Kai Asakura (32) faced local Chinese fighter Aori Chiron (33) in a bantamweight matchup and won by TKO 34 seconds into Round 2. It’s his second straight win following his first UFC victory this past May, and his momentum since joining the promotion is drawing attention. On 5channel threads, opinions split over how to rate the opponent’s skill and the quality of the fight, while comparisons to his brother Mikuru Asakura’s ability and an eye-poke incident during the bout also became hot topics.

    MMA event “UFC Fight Night: Nurmagomedov vs. Song” (the 29th, Shanghai Oriental Sports Center, China) — 11th bout, bantamweight match

    Kai Asakura (32, JAPAN TOP TEAM), who fought in the card’s 11th bout, took on China’s own Aori Chiron (33) and won by TKO 34 seconds into Round 2.

    Following his first UFC win this past May, he’s now put together a solid two-fight winning streak.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    12AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:05
    Panda-weight win streak, lmao (bantamweight → "panda-weight," get it?)
    His post-fight comments crack me up too lol lol lol
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:17
    If he's "ex-Chiron," what Chiron is he now?
    30AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:20
    Re: #25
    Chinchirorin (a dice-gambling game — riffing off the "chiro" sound)
    31AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:22
    Looked at the thread title's "Aori, ex-Chiron" — what's with the "ex"?
    Guess it really does say "Aori, ex-Chiron"
    39AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:32
    Re: #31
    Looked at the thread title's "Aori, ex-Chiron" — what's with the "ex"?
    Oh, it's just "Aori Chiron"

    Yeah, my bad, typo'd it
    32AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:24
    This isn't blowing up at all
    Nobody's even talking about it
    Guess all the buzz right now is really on Mikuru Asakura vs. Shinya Aoki
    34AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:26
    Re: #32
    But there's not even a real debate about who wins that one
    Mikuru cruises to an easy win
    37AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:30
    He's ridiculously fast for bantamweight
    But his defense is pretty leaky — take one clean shot and it's over
    46AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:37
    Re: #37
    Was the weight cut really that brutal?
    Figured if he's cutting below his natural weight, sheer strength alone would carry him through
    44AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:37
    The opponent's unranked, but he's not exactly weak either
    4-5 in the UFC — if he were actually weak, they wouldn't keep booking him for that many fights
    69AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:00
    Re: #44
    Yeah, otherwise you get cut fast
    Japanese UFC fighters before him have kept getting cut too
    112AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:03
    Re: #44
    The UFC keeps rebooking you even after a loss if you put on a good fight
    62AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:50
    Who's actually stronger, him or his big brother?
    63AnonymousAug 29, 2026 22:51
    Re: #62
    The younger brother's stronger
    Though the older brother's way more famous
    75AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:03
    What's even fun about winning when they just hand you a scrub?
    82AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:07
    Re: #75
    Still, if you brought him back to RIZIN he'd blast guys like Naoki Inoue or Shinryu clean out for a KO
    87AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:12
    The skill gap was obvious from round 1 even without the eye-poke thing
    But there was no need to claw at him with his fingers out like that while breaking away — the guy ended up with a scratch right near his eye from it
    No reason to break apart with his hand clawed like that
    Tsuruya, meanwhile, dominated by sticking to the game plan from the opening bell
    Content-wise, Tsuruya's performance was the better one
    90AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:15
    Re: #87
    If Tsuruya fought Kai he'd get beaten to a pulp and lose
    Nothing but a future of getting wrecked, like Yuruka Sasaki was after coming back from the UFC
    105AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:35
    Re: #87
    You're talking like an expert, but that wasn't "thumbing" — it's called an eye poke (two overlapping MMA foul terms, but "eye poke" is the accurate call here)
    88AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:12
    That was a beautiful high kick
    The impact sound was insane, like a real *crack!*
    Can't wait to see what's next from him
    91AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:17
    Re: #88
    Why doesn't Kyoma Akimoto ever throw low kicks, calf kicks, or high kicks?
    Even without trying to drop the guy, mixing in the occasional low kick alone would make his punches land more
    Since he never kicks, opponents just walk right into punching range without a care
    103AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:29
    UFC might end up dominated by Japanese fighters too
    The overall level's been raised massively by RIZIN and Breaking Down
    107AnonymousAug 29, 2026 23:44
    Re: #103
    Lol

    No way, no way (lol)
    113AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:04
    Re: #103
    Guys like Mecha-kun (a Breaking Down fighter's nickname) seem like they'd get popular
    116AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:19
    Re: #103
    That's embarrassing


    Don't even joke about that
    122AnonymousAug 30, 2026 00:50
    Lol, they just fed him a washed-up Chinese veteran as a tune-up (ロートル/"laoto" = old-timer slang; かませ = designated fall guy)
    131AnonymousAug 30, 2026 01:16
    The UFC stage itself is top-tier, but the moment they hand you scrubs it's basically no different from fighting in RIZIN
    Well, that's more on the UFC's matchmaking than on Asakura himself though
    133AnonymousAug 30, 2026 01:48
    Re: #131
    Well, he got the super-VIP treatment of a title shot right in his debut, but he never once won at flyweight, so even back at his natural bantamweight there's no way they're throwing him straight at a ranked guy

    Background and Talking Points

    Kai Asakura, known along with his older brother Mikuru as part of a fighting family, built his résumé in RIZIN before joining the UFC this past May, and this marks his second straight win since then. The UFC generally builds fighters up by matching them against other unranked opponents first, and within the thread there were comments noting that “the opponent’s overall UFC record is 4-5, so he’s not that weak” and “even a loss doesn’t rule out getting rebooked if the fight looks good” — opinions split not just over who won, but over how to weigh the opponent’s caliber and the quality of the fight itself. One reply also corrected the contact that occurred mid-fight, noting that the accurate term is “eye poke” rather than “thumbing” — a distinction in foul terminology that’s easy for readers to mix up. Combined with the fact that the bout took place on the opponent’s home turf, the discussion ended up split over how to rate both the opponent and Asakura’s performance.

    This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[MMA/UFC] Kai Asakura Scores a Shocking Round 2 TKO on Enemy Turf — Crushes Local Chinese Fighter Aori “Ex”-Chiron for Second Straight Bantamweight Win.”

  • Japan Women’s Volleyball Crushes Iran for Bronze, Locks In 2027 World Cup Berth

    Japan’s women’s volleyball team swept Iran in straight sets in the bronze-medal match to claim third place. Missing the final meant Japan didn’t earn a Los Angeles Olympics berth through this tournament, but they did lock in qualification for next year’s World Cup. Yukiko Wada led the team with a match-high 19 points. On 5ch, commenters weighed in on the players’ height, defensive weaknesses, confusion over the sheer number of international tournaments, and whether this bronze medal even means anything.

    ■ Volleyball Asian Championship 2026, Women’s Bronze Medal Match: Japan vs. Iran (the 30th, Japan time, Tianjin, China)

    The “Asian Championship 2026” decides Asia’s No. 1 team, with the winner earning a berth at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics. Japan’s women’s national team (world No. 6) beat Iran (world No. 38) in straight sets, 3-0 (25-21, 25-16, 26-24), in the bronze-medal match to take third place.

    Although Japan missed out on a Los Angeles Olympics berth at this tournament, they secured a spot at next year’s World Cup. At the 2027 World Cup, the top three finishers — excluding teams that have already qualified for the Olympics — will earn tickets to Los Angeles. The result gives Japan momentum heading into their next shot at an Olympic berth.

    Source: newsdig.tbs.co.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:20
    There used to be players around 185cm
    These heights are way too short now
    16AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:23
    Re: #9
    Kawai said talented girls are getting scooped up by dance instead of volleyball — guess it's true (Kawai is a volleyball commentator)
    165AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:22
    Re: #9
    Well, average height in Japan is trending down overall
    55AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:36
    Re: #16
    Dance and volleyball don't really call for the same body type though, do they?
    69AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:45
    Re: #55
    Some TV show said they went to a high school dance competition and saw a bunch of kids over 170cm with insane athleticism
    68AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:45
    Defense is the real problem
    Offense is inconsistent too — that's how they ended up losing to Thailand
    75AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:50
    Re: #68
    Bahaha lol (´・ω・`)
    78AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:52
    Volleyball has way too many international tournaments
    I have no idea how many there are or how they even rank in importance
    79AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:53
    Does finishing 3rd give any advantage going into the next tournament?
    101AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:14
    Re: #79
    It gets them into the World Cup
    If they'd won this tournament, the LA Olympics spot would've been locked in
    94AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:10
    Feels like the national volleyball team is always playing some tournament or other
    112AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:30
    Soccer only managed to beat Tunisia too

    And baseball lost to Venezuela
    116AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:39
    Re: #112
    And that Venezuela team went on to win the whole thing
    115AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:39
    This bronze medal is meaningless
    119AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:46
    Re: #115
    It does mean something — it gets them into the World Cup
    132AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:23
    Re: #119
    No it doesn't
    Even finishing 4th with no medal at all still gets you into the World Cup
    128AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:07
    Isn't it about time to drop Sato from the national team?
    Are there really no other tall attackers out there?
    131AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:22
    Re: #128
    I hear Melissa Valdez might be joining, but it's kind of annoying to have people say 'they only won because of a foreign player' (a foreign-born player reportedly set to join the team)
    141AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:46
    Re: #1
    They really dug in when it mattered
    Quite the contrast with that embarrassment of a men's soccer team ⚽ (the original uses a derogatory slur mocking the players as effeminate)
    144AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:49
    Re: #141
    Nadeshiko [the women's soccer team] won their tournament though
    Weirdly, even after winning, they fired the foreign coach — made no sense
    155AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:09
    Thailand took the title lol
    That pretty much kills Japan's LA Olympics hopes lol
    161AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:18
    Re: #155
    They just need to finish in the top 3 at the World Cup

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This tournament awarded a direct Los Angeles Olympics berth only to the champion, and since Japan missed the final, this bronze medal doesn’t directly translate into an Olympic ticket. What Japan did secure is a spot at next year’s World Cup, where a strong finish would reopen the road to Los Angeles. Thread comments split between “this bronze medal is meaningless” and “it matters because it gets them into the World Cup” — a disagreement partly rooted in confusion over how qualification rules differ between tournaments, since the fact that Olympic qualification hinges on the World Cup standings isn’t easy to grasp from the original article alone. It’s also worth noting that the theories about player height and talent being lost to dance are purely anonymous speculation, not substantiated claims.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Japan Women’s Volleyball Wins Bronze! Straight-Set Victory Over Iran Secures 2027 World Cup Berth — Yukiko Wada Leads Team With 19 Points / Asian Championship“.

  • Rui Hachimura Erupts for 30 as Japan Crushes Qatar by 100+ to Go 2-0 in World Cup Qualifying

    On August 31, Japan’s men’s basketball national team faced Qatar (Toyota Arena Tokyo) in the second match of Asian qualifying for the 2027 World Cup, with Rui Hachimura posting a team-high 30 points, including six 3-pointers. The team cruised to a lopsided win, topping 100 points and following their opening victory over Saudi Arabia with a second straight qualifying win. On the 5ch Geinou/Sports Express+ board, threads were full of praise for Hachimura’s scoring and physicality, while other posters debated how heavily the presence — or absence — of NBA-caliber players tips these games, drawing comparisons to Japan’s struggles in other sports.

    Aug 31 (Mon), 9:04 PM JST — Sponichi Annex

    ◇World Cup Asian 2nd Qualifying: Japan vs. Qatar (August 31, 2026, Toyota Arena Tokyo)

    On the 31st, Japan’s men’s basketball national team (world No. 22) faced Qatar (No. 76) in their second match of the 2027 World Cup Asian 2nd (final) qualifying round. Rui Hachimura (28, Clippers) starred with a team-high 30 points, including six 3-pointers. The team also cruised to a lopsided win, topping 100 points to move to 2-0 in final qualifying.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:10
    Hachimura really is insane.
    I figured the team would basically be a one-man Hachimura show, but the gravity he creates for everyone else is incredible too.
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:11
    Re: #5
    You could really see how far Japanese basketball has grown.
    Used to be full of guys who'd get open off his gravity and still couldn't finish — now they're knocking it down left and right.
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:11
    With Hachimura, Hawkinson, and Nabe (Watanabe) all in the lineup,
    you can rest any one of the three and the team still holds together — that's what makes them strong.
    74AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:35
    Re: #6
    Exactly. Back when coach Hovasse (Tom Hovasse) only had Hawkinson and Watanabe, he'd play both the whole game and they'd be gassed by the end. I figured once Hachimura joined he could finally rest one guy and cruise to the finish with room to spare — but then he went and played all three wire-to-wire anyway, like some coach from a scrappy underdog high school team.
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:11
    Still, the real question is how they'd fare against teams like Iran or China.
    30AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:17
    Re: #7
    With Hachimura out there, they'd flat-out demolish them, no question.
    That's how big the gap is.
    Without him, they'd probably just lose like usual.
    13AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:13
    Re: #1
    >In the opening game on the 27th (28th JST) against Saudi Arabia, Hachimura had a monster game with a team-high 89 points.
    89 points, insane!
    17AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:13
    Re: #13
    Honestly, just let that guy play by himself at this point.
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:13
    Without Hachimura and Kawamura it probably would've been a closer, more exciting game.
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:15
    Re: #16
    Hawkinson: "You guys can say whatever you want, but…"
    25AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:15
    Hachimura really is a singularity for Japanese basketball. A guy this tall, this built, and this quick — you wouldn't even find that among 'haafu' players (people of mixed Japanese heritage).
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:18
    Re: #25
    He's a bit of an outlier even by NBA standards.
    Having that gorilla-level physicality AND shooting better than pure shooters is just unreal.
    40AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:19
    Re: #25
    In terms of sheer muscle, Zion's got him beat.
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:21
    Re: #25
    His shooting ability is just absurd.
    29AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:16
    I don't know much about basketball, but…
    seeing an NBA-starter-level guy in a game at today's level, the gap is on a whole different dimension.
    Makes you wonder what the actual Dream Team is even like.
    35AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:18
    Re: #29
    At the Olympics you can't win because the opponents are stacked with multiple NBA players.
    Japan could beat African teams, but they never end up in the same group.
    31AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:17
    NBA players really are just on another level.
    Winning internationally basically comes down to how many NBA players you can field.
    Basketball depends way more on individual talent than soccer does.
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:20
    Re: #31
    Sure, that's true, but the team is strong because everyone has a clearly defined role.

    Hachimura can create his own shot, but he's also excellent playing off others.

    If you mix that up, basketball starts falling apart the way soccer does.

    The head coach really matters a ton in basketball.
    37AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:19
    Now that Ohtani's declined, is Hachimura the strongest Japanese athlete out there right now?
    45AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:21
    Re: #37
    Ohtani just needs some rest.
    Anyway, that aside, Inoue (likely boxer Naoya Inoue) is obviously on another level.
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:20
    Re: #35
    That said, not many teams actually have a Hachimura-level player.
    France, Canada, Slovenia with Luka, Turkey with Şengün — those matchups would be tough, though.
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:23
    Re: #42
    Forgot about getting demolished by Germany already?
    Only 12 teams make the Olympics.
    Given the rankings, even if Japan qualifies, they'll almost certainly draw two of USA/Canada/a European power in the group stage.
    It's basically hopeless.
    Last time, the one game they actually had a shot at winning — against Brazil — they got blown out.
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:21
    That was exciting — really showed just how different an NBA-starter level actually is.
    With soccer's Kubo, you honestly can't tell the difference at all… makes you wonder if he's even needed.
    100AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:45
    Re: #46
    If Kubo hadn't gotten injured, they could've brought on Junya Ito in the second half against Brazil, and things might've gone differently.
    57AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:25
    Basketball has so many more scoring chances that having one otherworldly player makes a way bigger impact than in baseball or soccer.
    64AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:29
    Re: #57
    Exactly. Basketball is fundamentally 1-on-1. On a small court, it's a game of the strong guy hunting mismatches against the weak guy over and over.
    And if they send a double-team, someone else gets open. Whoever kept defending old man Hovasse by saying Japan would be fine without Hachimura clearly didn't understand basketball at all.
    91AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:40
    Hey, soccer team, dominate like this too, would you?
    Don't go losing to a team like Qatar, Poichi (nickname for national team manager Hajime Moriyasu).
    95AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:44
    Re: #91
    Japan's soccer team made the Olympic semifinals and quarterfinals — they probably don't want to hear that from a basketball team that's gone winless at the last two straight Olympics.

    And in Paris, both the men's and women's basketball teams went 0-6.
    Add up every win from Japan's men's and women's basketball, volleyball, and rugby teams combined, and it's still fewer than the men's and women's soccer teams got on their own.
    131AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:03
    Re: #91
    Surely soccer would crush a No. 76-ranked team too, right?
    They blew out Tunisia, after all.

    Background and Talking Points

    This match was the second game of the 2027 World Cup Asian second (final) qualifying round, with world No. 22 Japan defeating No. 76 Qatar by topping 100 points. Coming after their opening win over Saudi Arabia, it gave Japan a 2-0 start to final qualifying. Rui Hachimura, an NBA player, was the difference-maker, with the talent gap translating directly into the team’s scoring output. Most thread comments praised the performance, but given the ranking gap with Qatar, some posters tempered the optimism, asking how Japan would fare against teams like Iran or China — suggesting a lopsided win over a weaker opponent shouldn’t be equated with competitiveness against top-tier nations. The discussion also drew comparisons to Japan’s national soccer team, which was reportedly struggling around the same time, developing into a broader debate about how much having NBA-caliber players matters across different sports at the international level.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Men’s Basketball] Rui Hachimura Erupts for 30 Points! 6 Threes & a Thunderous Dunk — Japan Wins 2-0, Tops 100 Points in Back-to-Back Blowouts“.

  • Suzuyo Buys Danish Top-Flight Club Randers FC — 5ch: “Even Honda’s Done This”

    Suzuyo, which owns the operating company behind J1 side Shimizu S-Pulse, has announced it will acquire 80% of the shares in Danish top-flight club Randers FC. The move is reportedly aimed at building a foothold for securing fairer transfer terms, addressing the recurring problem of Japanese players being undervalued when they move to Europe. The thread ranged widely — covering Suzuyo’s revenue scale, comparisons with the financial muscle of other J.League parent companies, and how the cost of stadium renovations is being split.

    Suzuyo, based in Shimizu Ward, Shizuoka City, and parent company of J1 club Shimizu S-Pulse’s operator, has announced the acquisition of a professional football club in Denmark.

    Suzuyo has signed an agreement to acquire 80% of the shares in the operating company of Randers FC, a club in Denmark’s top division, saying the two sides aim to grow together by sharing expertise.

    With the low transfer fees for Japanese players moving to Europe seen as a persistent issue, the company also stated that “achieving transfers with fairer valuations and terms is one of the important themes” going forward.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:42
    Denmark, though? Feels kinda underwhelming, no?
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:51
    Re: #4
    Yuito Suzuki earned his move from Denmark to Germany.
    And just yesterday he scored a hat-trick on opening day.
    102AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:15
    Re: #33
    Daaaamn, that's insane
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:42
    Denmark's turned out guys like Schmeichel and the Laudrup brothers, after all
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:47
    Re: #7
    There's not exactly a ton of them though lol
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:43
    Baseball should just start buying up MLB teams too
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:46
    Re: #10
    No way you're buying an MLB team, settle for a Double-A club
    19AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:47
    Re: #10
    How much did this actually cost? Like 100 million yen? Nothing in MLB goes for that cheap.
    Even the cheapest team, the Marlins, runs about 230 billion yen.
    For reference, the cheapest Premier League clubs are Brighton or Everton at around 130 billion yen.
    12AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:44
    Re: #1
    Well, of course you'd get your hopes up 🙂‍↔

    Lee Kang-in >>> Kubo Takefusa
    Kim Ye-gon >> Mitsudera Makoto
    Yang Min-hyeok > Shiogai Kento
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:53
    Re: #12
    Yang Min-hyeok? Isn't he the guy getting bounced around on loans who can't even make the bench?
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:55
    Re: #12
    Yang Min-hyeok — the guy getting shuffled from loan to loan, who lost his spot to a Japanese player, Saito, and can't even crack the bench?
    146AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:38
    Re: #12
    They're all Marinos players lol
    29AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:50
    If you've got that kind of money,
    build the stadium with your own cash instead of taxpayer money
    34AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:51
    Re: #29
    Tell that to the Chiba Lotte Marines lol
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:52
    Re: #29
    That's basically every club except Imabari and Nagasaki — a whole league running on tax money lol
    41AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:53
    Actually, why don't guys like Uniqlo's Yanai or SoftBank's Son just buy a Premier League club?
    They could do it just for fun.
    96AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:12
    Re: #41
    If anyone, it'd be Rakuten's Mikitani — though I doubt he's got that kind of money.
    Those guys care about making money, but football comes with the hassle of dealing with supporters, and relegation means huge losses, so I doubt they'd bother.
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:54
    This is some seriously large-scale stuff they're pulling off
    61AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:58
    Re: #46
    Even Honda's done this kind of thing (Keisuke Honda has invested in overseas clubs before)
    48AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:55
    Suzuyo's revenue is pretty impressive if I recall.
    I think they mentioned putting company offices inside the new stadium or something.
    They're paying a ton in corporate and property taxes, so the local government can't really complain lol
    Shizuoka football thrives thanks to Suzuyo.
    Thank you 🥲
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:56
    Re: #48
    Even with high revenue, logistics is a low-margin business, so the actual profit isn't that huge.
    Instead, they need heavy, ongoing capital investment.
    58AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:57
    Re: #48
    With football, I get the impression the main sponsors are genuine football fans.
    Baseball feels more like it's purely for corporate advertising.
    76AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:03
    Re: #48
    Suzuyo is around 170 billion yen [in revenue].
    That's actually pretty low as far as J.League parent companies go.

    Kashima's parent Mercari: about 150 billion
    Nagasaki's Japanet: around 270 billion
    Verdy's Xebio: around 250 billion
    Machida's CyberAgent: nearly 900 billion
    Hiroshima's Edion: around 700 billion
    Beyond that it's mostly massive corporations topping 1 trillion yen

    When you think about it that way, Suzuyo really went all in.
    FC Tokyo's parent Mixi has been branching out from Monster Strike into sports business too, with the Chiba Jets and the Chari Loto keirin betting platform — maybe Suzuyo is doing something similar, kicking off a serious sports business centered on Shimizu.
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:55
    Re: #44
    The roof cost more than the stands though lololol
    Can't foot the whole bill? If football's so profitable you'd pay for all of it, right? lol
    63AnonymousAug 31, 2026 20:58
    Re: #49
    This is a rebuild of the aging Nihondaira stadium — the city covers the existing baseline spec, while Suzuyo and other private funders cover the pro-level upgrades.
    If you're going to bash this, you'd have to bash Chiba Lotte too, since they use the same scheme.
    67AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:00
    Re: #63
    Lotte's paying their share, but how much is S-Pulse putting up? What percentage is Suzuyo covering?
    What about Akita? What about Okinawa?
    What percentage did Urawa pay?
    Why does everyone dodge this question?
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:11
    The Suzuyo Group's ad jingle, "Kujira ~Itsuka Kitto~" ("Whale ~Someday, For Sure~," written, composed, and sung by Akane Toriyama)

    Things I've never seen, I want to see them
    A whale's dance, the aurora up north, an ant's tears
    Someday, for sure, I'll see them
    Someday, for sure, I'll see them
    119AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:27
    Re: #93
    Lately they've also got a commercial with Mana Ashida
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__rEfC7YOQ8
    95AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:12
    You mean Suzuyo Holdings — group-wide revenue is about 590 billion yen, roughly double Japanet Holdings.
    99AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:14
    Re: #95
    Sure, revenue's high, but profit is only 9.1 billion yen, so Japanet's actual profit is far bigger — though Japanet doesn't disclose its numbers.
    101AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:15
    Will it end up like Sint-Truiden, Oliveirense, or Grenoble?
    114AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:25
    Re: #101
    My guess is it turns into another FC Imabari
    105AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:18
    Baseball should set up a minor-league team somewhere in the Dominican Republic too
    106AnonymousAug 31, 2026 21:19
    Re: #105
    Didn't the Hiroshima Carp used to have ties with the Dominican Republic back in the day?

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Suzuyo is a group centered on logistics, with the holding company’s overall revenue reported at roughly 590 billion yen and profit at 9.1 billion yen. Comparisons raised in the thread noted that several other J.League parent companies are considerably larger — Kashima’s parent Mercari at around 150 billion yen, Nagasaki’s Japanet at around 270 billion yen, and Machida’s CyberAgent at nearly 900 billion yen — making Suzuyo’s scale a point of debate. Comments mocking baseball fans (using the slur “yakibuta,” literally “grilled pig”) or personally attacking named individuals have been excluded. The main points of contention were how the acquisition might address the problem of Japanese players’ transfer fees being undervalued in moves to Europe, and how to interpret the split between public funding and Suzuyo’s contribution toward the new stadium. Note that Keisuke Honda has also invested in clubs abroad, so this isn’t the first time a Japanese company or individual has taken a stake in an overseas club.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Football] Suzuyo Acquires Denmark’s Top-Flight Randers FC, to Serve as Hub for Shimizu S-Pulse Players’ Moves to Europe.”

  • ’24-Hour TV’ Marathon Interrupted by Placard-Wielding Man — Turns Out to Be a ‘Nuisance YouTuber’ with Just 450 Subscribers

    During the charity marathon segment of “24-Hour TV 49,” broadcast August 29–30, actress Mari Hoshino completed her 80km run, but just before reaching the finish line near Ryogoku Kokugikan, a man in a light-blue T-shirt burst in front of the cameras holding up a placard. The man turned out to be a “nuisance YouTuber” with around 450 subscribers, and reports say his stated motive came off as self-serving. On 5ch, opinions split between those praising him for exposing TV’s phoniness and those dismissing it as a self-promotional stunt for content, with some also pointing out lax road permits and security.

    Mon, Aug 31, 11:51 AM

    During the charity marathon segment of “24-Hour TV 49,” broadcast August 29–30, Mari Hoshino successfully completed her full 80km run. At the finish line she was greeted by her daughter Fuka, who has a disability, and the live broadcast ended in tears.

    But right before the finish, the marathon saw what’s practically become a tradition: a broadcast-disrupting “interruption.” With Tokyo’s Ryogoku Kokugikan in sight, a man wearing a light-blue charity T-shirt jumped in front of the cameras holding up a placard.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:31
    There are guys like me out there too, running a channel with 5,000 subscribers and not even monetizing it, you know?
    155AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:40
    Re: #4
    Why not, though?
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:38
    A true patriot.
    He showed the kids there's more to it than pretty words.
    91AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:09
    Oh come on,
    it's not some noble cause at all,
    he just did it for the money.

    Re: #22
    "A patriot," huh.
    Gross.
    25AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:41
    Embezzlement vs. interrupting a broadcast —
    which one's actually worse?
    170AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:49
    Re: #25
    The embezzlement case has already been settled in court.
    The broadcast interruption is still ahead.
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 15:52
    Re: #1
    Apparently he's a "nuisance YouTuber" type 💦
    https://imgur.com/rpcn0PN.png
    73AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:02
    Re: #43
    Guess that makes him a "nuisance" to Nippon TV specifically lol
    84AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:06
    Re: #43
    The "Ohtani-san, zero yen donated" jab was hilarious lol
    104AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:13
    Re: #43
    Not funny, just annoying 😡 go do that somewhere else 💢
    70AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:01
    They probably got a road-use permit, but not an occupancy permit, so I wonder what would happen if Nippon TV sued over this?
    Though suing would just spread this story even further, so they probably won't.
    75AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:02
    Re: #70
    There's no way they got a permit to actually stop pedestrians, when you think about it.
    If someone insists on walking through, there's no way to stop them.
    76AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:03
    Re: #70
    Sue him for what exactly? lol
    Stating a plain fact isn't a crime.
    80AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:04
    I get the feeling of "what authority do you even have" when you see staff guarding public roads or city streets while filming something.
    83AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:06
    Re: #80
    Just ask to see their permit.
    If they won't show it, call the police — occupying public roads without a permit is illegal.
    And even if they do show a permit, it almost certainly doesn't grant them the right to stop pedestrians, so that's the angle to push.
    89AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:08
    Say what you want, but this one wasn't really "nuisance" behavior so much as just stating the truth.
    102AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:12
    Re: #89
    Guess you fight poison with poison, as they say.
    90AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:08
    But what if this guy has some kind of mental illness or disability?
    95AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:10
    Re: #90
    There's a troll on some other thread who says stuff exactly like that and gets shunned for it.
    I don't like that kind of reasoning, can't accept it.
    96AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:10
    Honestly, the fact that a YouTuber can just barge in that easily says something about their security — if this were a different kind of person, someone could've gotten stabbed.
    101AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:12
    Re: #96
    For safety they should really run the marathon in a closed loop inside a track. Nippon TV can't even manage basic safety for their talent.
    103AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:12
    Well, it's not like he's lying.
    He probably interrupted it as a protest against Nippon TV for continuing to air this kind of show.
    That kind of thing happens a lot overseas.
    113AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:17
    Re: #103
    There's no "protest" angle to this at all.
    He's just a streamer looking for content.
    120AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:22
    He thinks the only way people will acknowledge his existence is through bizarre behavior.
    Same as a toddler screaming and crying, or someone blasting a hysterically loud engine from their bike or car.
    128AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:24
    Re: #120
    Isn't cruising slowly down a public road for no reason just as bizarre a behavior, though?
    122AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:22
    Re: #113
    If you're gonna demand meaning from this guy,
    demand it from 24-Hour TV too.
    They're both doing it for themselves.
    126AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:23
    Re: #122
    Nippon TV does the same self-serving song and dance with their excuses every single year too.
    123AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:22
    Does anyone even get emotional over the marathon anymore?
    Rumor has it the appearance fee is something like 10 million yen.
    135AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:30
    Re: #123
    They had her secretly training for six months beforehand — no way the fee is a mere 10 million yen.
    152AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:38
    YouTubers are seriously just boring.
    156AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:41
    Re: #152
    TV variety shows aren't much different, honestly.
    161AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:44
    What are these 450 people even thinking, subscribing to a channel like this?
    167AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:47
    Re: #161
    Seeing a YouTuber I subscribed to back when they were in the low hundreds now have around 430,000 subscribers still makes me happy.
    Not like I had anything to do with it lol
    171AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:51
    Someone who keeps dragging up a case that's already been through the courts and settled is pretty low-brow in their own way.
    Can't just let it go.
    173AnonymousAug 31, 2026 16:53
    Re: #171
    Appreciate the damage control, Mr. Embezzler.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The 24-Hour TV charity marathon’s finish-line staging and security setup have long been a recurring talking point every year, and this kind of interruption isn’t unprecedented either. This time, the debate centered less on whether the act itself was right or wrong and more on whether his motive was legitimate — some saw it as a pure attention-grabbing content stunt, others as an act exposing television’s hypocrisy. There’s also the little-known legal question of how far filming on public roads can actually restrict pedestrians’ rights, and 5ch showed some confusion over whether a permit was even in place. It’s also easy to overlook that the label “nuisance YouTuber” itself doesn’t necessarily correlate subscriber count with actual real-world influence.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “’24-Hour TV’ marathon ‘placard interrupter’ is a ‘nuisance YouTuber with 450 subscribers,’ explains self-serving motive.”

  • Aston Villa GK Martínez Set for Chelsea Move — 5ch: ‘Guess It’s Sink or Swim with Zion This Season’

    Chelsea announced on August 30 the signing of goalkeeper Emiliano Martínez (33) from Aston Villa on a three-year contract. Martínez helped Argentina win the World Cup in Qatar and had been Villa’s last line of defense since 2020, making 256 appearances in all competitions for the club. For Japan international goalkeeper Zion Suzuki, also of Aston Villa, the move removes his main rival for the starting spot, and 5ch lit up with reactions like “Guess it’s sink or swim with Zion this season” and “Zion’s starting spot is locked in now.” Others questioned whether the move is really a step up given Chelsea’s current form, leaving opinion split on whether this counts as progress for Martínez.

    Chelsea announced on the 30th that they have signed goalkeeper Emiliano Martínez (33) from Aston Villa.

    The deal is reported to be a three-year contract.

    Martínez helped Argentina win the World Cup in Qatar and also guarded the goal at the North/Central America World Cup. He had been with Aston Villa since September 2020, making 256 appearances for the club across all competitions.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:57
    So?
    Is he gonna dominate the Premier League like Son Heung-min??
    120AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:01
    Re: #3
    Nobody's dumb enough to compare a forward and a goalkeeper
    5AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:58
    Surprised this troublemaker hasn't been sacked yet
    22AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:12
    Re: #5
    Because his ability is on a completely different level
    41AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:23
    Re: #5
    Reminder: he's not actually a troublemaker
    12AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:00
    Re: #1

    Good timing, since the transfer market's about to close


    2026-27 season

    Transfer deadline dates by league

    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7192727.png
    13AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:01
    Re: #1
    Zion's starting spot was probably written into his contract
    Though the Martínez move might've been arranged first

    Either way, it's win-win for both sides
    Better for Zion to be here than bouncing around on loan somewhere
    14AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:02
    Re: #13
    The Martínez transfer talk probably came first, yeah
    15AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:03
    Is Zion actually starting?
    He won't lose the spot to some backup, right?
    Well, it's a results business so who knows
    16AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:04
    Re: #15
    That backup just
    conceded 4 goals

    so they'll be using Zion
    17AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:05
    Guess it's sink or swim with Zion this season
    Wonder if Emery lasts till winter
    25AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:13
    Re: #17
    Villa's made some pretty good signings, so
    I think they'll stay up
    20AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:08
    Wouldn't it have been better for Zion to go to Chelsea instead?
    47AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:25
    Re: #20
    He just wanted an environment where he could actually start, rather than being Chelsea's 2nd or 3rd choice keeper
    Was there even an offer from Chelsea in the first place? lol
    23AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:12
    Looking at how other Japanese transfers have gone, Suzuki's agent really stands out as excellent
    Meanwhile Doan basically got forced into a Saudi move
    26AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:13
    Re: #23
    He could've just refused like Kamada did
    The Saudi move was Doan's own decision
    46AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:25
    Re: #23
    That's totally beside the point
    I only watch overseas broadcasts year-round, and
    during the World Cup, just minutes into Japan's match, commentators were gushing "Marvelous," "Excellent" about Zion
    No other Japanese player got that level of praise

    Bottom line, the Japan national team is basically Zion's team
    They advanced because Zion made save after save
    That's how it's seen overseas
    89AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:05
    Re: #23
    If the player refuses, the transfer falls through. Back in the day, if a player rejected a deal both clubs had agreed on, clubs outside Germany would often freeze him out of the squad as punishment, but you don't hear about that much anymore
    24AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:13
    Thanks to Zion, Emi Martínez got his step up too ("Emi Mar" is the thread's nickname for Emiliano Martínez)
    27AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:13
    Re: #24
    Current Chelsea is more of a step down, honestly
    34AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:17
    Brighton 4-0 Aston Villa
    Guess he got out just in time
    57AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:32
    Re: #34
    Most of the players they brought in to replace last year's regulars barely play, and last year's regulars are injured too
    Last match's Aston Villa lineup was far from their best XI
    35AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:18
    Great that Zion's starting, but isn't Villa selling off too many key players?
    36AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:19
    Re: #35
    That's just what mid-table clubs do — sell while the price is good
    42AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:23
    Suzuki wears the number 1, so he's the No. 1 keeper
    58AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:32
    Re: #42
    Suzuki's got number 1?
    66AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:38
    That's impressive, they really do rate Zion highly
    78AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:46
    Re: #66
    Well, they did pay a decent chunk of money for him
    91AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:11
    Re: #66
    No, Chelsea's the bigger club here
    If anything, they're title contenders
    96AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:14
    Is Zion unpopular because he can't speak Japanese?
    Isn't he getting overlooked way too much?
    100AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:19
    Re: #96
    Does this guy think Zion's some kind of naturalized citizen?
    102AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:22
    Re: #96
    He was born and raised in Urawa — I'd be shocked if a mixed-Japanese guy ("half," the common Japanese term for someone of mixed parentage) from there couldn't speak Japanese
    143AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:12
    Looking at this thread, I'm surprised how many people don't even know Emi Martínez broke his finger and can't play
    144AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:22
    Re: #143
    I'm surprised you don't know he's been playing for Chelsea in real time
    148AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:39
    Re: #143
    He's had the fracture since before the World Cup
    It hurts but he's able to play through it
    There was talk of surgery, though — wonder if he'll end up skipping it

    Background and Talking Points

    Martínez joined Aston Villa in 2020 and helped Argentina win the 2022 Qatar World Cup. For Zion Suzuki, who had mostly been a backup since joining Villa, the move removes his main rival for the starting job, and the thread was full of comments welcoming his expanded playing time. On the other hand, Chelsea’s current form isn’t great, so some saw the move as a “step down” for Martínez, leaving opinion divided. The fact that Martínez has kept playing with a broken finger was also a talking point. A mistaken claim also circulated that Suzuki — who was born and raised in Urawa — can’t speak Japanese; this isn’t true and was corrected within the thread.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinosuposoku+) thread “[Soccer] Argentina GK Emiliano Martínez, teammate of Japan national team GK Zion Suzuki at Aston Villa, transfers to Chelsea“.

  • 24-Hour TV: 1,000 Cheer Runners Join Mari Hoshino’s Charity Marathon, TOKIO’s Joshima Sends Encouragement

    “24-Hour TV 49” kicked off on August 29, and it was announced that actress Mari Hoshino, serving as the charity marathon runner, will set out from Nissan Stadium in Yokohama together with roughly 1,000 recruited cheer runners, aiming for Ryogoku Kokugikan. TOKIO’s Shigeru Joshima sent Hoshino a message of encouragement, saying “everything you’ve done up to now will push you forward.” On 5ch, reactions split between supportive comments and more cynical ones, with skeptical remarks about how donations are used and cast pay, along with wisecracks about the course distance and how the runners are treated.

    Fri, Aug 29, 7:27 PM

    The annual Nippon TV charity program “24-Hour TV 49 — Love Saves the Earth —” (August 29-30) began at 6:30 p.m. on the 29th at Ryogoku Kokugikan in Tokyo.

    It was announced that actress Mari Hoshino, the charity marathon runner, will start from Nissan Stadium in Yokohama alongside roughly 1,000 recruited cheer runners for the “Kids’ Fund to Grow the ‘I Did It!’ Feeling.” They will run 4 kilometers together inside the stadium before Hoshino continues on toward Kokugikan.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:32
    Whatever's going on, the Leader's got a lot on his shoulders.
    4AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:32
    Seeing this, I guess I'll go donate then?
    Is that how it works?
    7AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:35
    The cheer runners run for free, but Hoshino's getting a fat paycheck.
    8AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:35
    Where'd SMAP's leader go?
    9AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:35
    If it's just 100m per person, 100km's a breeze.
    11AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:36
    Is it raining in Tokyo? Cooler weather means less heatstroke risk, but still sounds rough.
    16AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:38
    No pay?
    19AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:39
    Re: #16
    She's the charity marathon runner, of course she's getting paid big.
    35AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:46
    Surprised Mari Hoshino hasn't aged a bit.
    139AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:18
    Re: #35
    Kind-hearted people don't age.
    45AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:51
    Run 6 hours total, walk 8 hours total — you'd finish no problem, right?
    53AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:54
    Re: #45
    Try walking 30km.
    It's brutal.
    72AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:04
    Re: #53
    True if you never walk normally, but get a little used to it and it's doable.
    That's just 15 laps around Komazawa Park.
    79AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:11
    Re: #53
    For a ¥10 million paycheck plus more work offers coming your way, it'd be a breeze.
    50AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:53
    Every year physically disabled people (mentally disabled excluded)
    get put on display for free
    while the broadcast profits get booked as revenue by a for-profit outfit

    and you guys are the ones donating.
    71AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:04
    Re: #50
    This show completely ignores the people doing the truly hard work of caring for the disabled.
    57AnonymousAug 29, 2026 19:56
    Instead of this pointless stuff, wouldn't it be better to do a live, all-out disaster recovery support broadcast from Kumamoto, Chiba, Ishikawa, and Toyama?
    95AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:21
    Re: #57
    Kumamoto's a no-go, but if they had the guts to make Inoue Sakura run all the way from Toyama, that might actually get people hyped…
    68AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:01
    Even if you donate, it's probably just going toward these guys' drinking money.
    73AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:04
    Re: #68
    Setting aside any embezzlement, they've actually got that part cleverly worked out.

    They use the donations to buy sponsors' products, then donate those to friendly organizations —
    that way the show pulls in big money from sponsors, and that's where the cast's pay comes from.
    85AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:14
    Feels like a lot of celebrities' kids have disabilities — is that just as common among regular people too?
    88AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:17
    Re: #85
    It's just that they get more attention — it's actually just as common everywhere.
    101AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:30
    Guess TOKIO isn't banned from Nippon TV after all.
    105AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:34
    Just hope the donation boxes don't get targeted by "tokuryu" gangs… (tokuryu: a Japanese police term for loosely organized, anonymous crime rings)
    113AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:48
    Re: #105
    Speaking from an organized-crime point of view,
    this kind of thing's probably going to become necessary as times go on.
    110AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:42
    Her face is like Nikaido Fumi, Miyazaki Aoi, and Mitsushima Hikari averaged together.
    111AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:44
    Re: #110
    That's former AKB48 member Nana Okada.
    116AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:53
    Are they kidding? It's not even 100km.
    118AnonymousAug 29, 2026 20:55
    Re: #116
    Seriously?
    So the pay works out to over ¥200,000 per km?
    Jealous.
    126AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:01
    Re: #1
    Bet nobody would notice if she got swapped out for Karen Miyama partway through.
    131AnonymousAug 29, 2026 21:13
    Re: #126
    Maybe the punchline is she ends up as Suzuka Daigo by the end?

    Background and Talking Points on This Story

    “24-Hour TV” is a charity special that Nippon TV airs every August, and a segment where a cast member travels a long distance has become a yearly fixture. This time, charity marathon runner Mari Hoshino heads from Nissan Stadium in Yokohama to Ryogoku Kokugikan, with the twist that she runs the first 4 kilometers together with roughly 1,000 recruited cheer runners. The show hasn’t disclosed cast pay or exactly how donations are used, so claims circulating in the thread — that she’s “getting paid big” or that funds are being “skimmed” — remain unsubstantiated speculation. Worth noting: this kind of criticism gets leveled at the show every single year, not just this time around.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[24-Hour TV] 1,000 Cheer Runners Join Marathon Runner Mari Hoshino, TOKIO’s Shigeru Joshima Encourages Her: “Everything You’ve Done So Far Will Push You Forward”“

  • Ayase Ueda to Join France’s Lille for a ¥2.8 Billion Transfer Fee — 5ch: ‘Most Japanese Players Ever in the Big Five Leagues’

    Japan national team forward Ayase Ueda (28), currently with Feyenoord, will transfer to French Ligue 1 powerhouse Lille, French outlet L’Équipe and Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf reported on the 30th. The transfer fee is reportedly around ¥2.8 billion, marking Ueda’s first move into one of Europe’s ‘Big Five’ leagues after working his way up through Kashima Antlers, Cercle Brugge, and Feyenoord. On the forum, opinions were split over whether Lille can really be called a step up from Feyenoord, with posters weighing the pecking order among French clubs like Monaco, Marseille, and the financially troubled Lyon. Talk also spread to where Ao Tanaka might land, and to the fact that this summer saw the highest-ever number of Japanese players in the Big Five leagues.

    Sports Nippon

    [August 31, 2026, 03:26]

    Japan national team forward Ayase Ueda (28) of Eredivisie side Feyenoord will transfer to French Ligue 1 powerhouse Lille, leading French and Dutch media including L’Équipe and De Telegraaf reported on the 30th.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 31, 2026 05:51
    Lille, huh…
    Guess that's thanks to Jiménez, who got cut loose by Milan.
    91AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:44
    Re: #3
    Is Lille actually a bigger club than Feyenoord right now?
    Curious where they'd rank on a global scale.
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 05:54
    Was there no talk of the Premier League at all?
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:12
    Re: #6
    If he ends up as Ligue 1's top scorer…
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:21
    Re: #6
    He turned down Everton's €20-23 million bid, and this is what he gets instead lol
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 05:58
    Just a tiny level-up?
    If he can't play Champions League, it's actually a downgrade.
    Needed at least Monaco or Marseille level for this to count.
    41AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:12
    Re: #9
    They're stronger than Marseille right now.
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:23
    Re: #9
    The Dutch league ranks below the J.League. This isn't just a small step.
    12AnonymousAug 31, 2026 05:59
    The bar for a Premier League move is way too high these days.
    However long this trend keeps up, if you're not at some Premier League club right now, it's rough being taken seriously as a player.
    And you have to deliver results immediately too — no matter how big the fee, you'll get axed fast if you don't.
    52AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:19
    Re: #12
    Maybe he limited himself to clubs that play Champions League.
    He's 28, so that mindset makes total sense.
    15AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:02
    Speaking of Ligue 1 royalty, after PSG in the City of Light, isn't Lyon next? Didn't they dominate the Champions League back in the day?
    22AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:05
    Re: #15
    Lyon's on the verge of going under.
    129AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:11
    Re: #15
    Before oil money flowed into Paris, Marseille, Monaco, and Lyon were always the bigger clubs.
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:06
    Is Lille even any good? All I know about Ligue 1 is that PSG is strong.
    43AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:13
    Re: #26
    Since the 2000s, Lille's quietly been in the elite bracket — they made the Champions League round of 16 last year.
    34AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:09
    With ¥2.8 billion you could coast through the rest of your life.
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:13
    Re: #34
    That money goes to Feyenoord, not him…
    though maybe you're joking.
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:15
    Why can't Japanese players go to clubs like Real Madrid or Man United?
    182AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:40
    Re: #44
    That's a mean question…
    62AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:26
    The size of the transfer fee doesn't really matter.
    What matters is how much actually lands in his own pocket.
    63AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:28
    Re: #62
    What matters is that he's locked in a Big Five league move.
    109AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:55
    Re: #62
    According to one report, his salary jumped 1.5x to about ¥310 million.

    2019-2022 (Kashima Antlers): roughly ¥4.6M-¥30M
    2022-2023 (Cercle Brugge): roughly ¥55M-¥70M (about €400K-500K)
    2023-present (Feyenoord): roughly ¥160M-¥200M (about €1M-1.2M)
    130AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:13
    Re: #62
    Kashima gets about 2% of the transfer fee as a solidarity payment, so it's a nice bit of payback to his old club.
    67AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:31
    Where's Ao Tanaka headed?
    68AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:32
    Re: #67
    He's fallen out of the plans and is dropping to the second division — got a problem with that? lol
    146AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:27
    Re: #67
    According to the news, Wao (Tanaka) is out of the club's plans, but no club has actually come calling yet.
    Names like second-division Hannover and Birmingham have come up.
    100AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:49
    Guess this just shows how Japanese players are really valued in the end.
    101AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:50
    Re: #100
    The number of Japanese players in the Big Five leagues just hit an all-time high.
    116AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:02
    Re: #101
    So what if it's a Japanese all-time record?
    141AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:21
    Re: #101
    The number of transfers is also an all-time high.
    This summer alone set the record for the most transfers in a single year.
    122AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:08
    Japanese football players just keep bouncing between mediocre clubs… no real step up.
    126AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:10
    Re: #122
    Better to be spread across leagues.
    There's no one in Italy though.
    172AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:35
    Re: #122
    In baseball terms, it's like just shuttling between Triple-A and Double-A.
    That's why the sport stays weak here no matter how much time passes —
    can't even win a first-round World Cup knockout match.

    Background and Talking Points

    Untangling the transfer fee: the money that actually lands in Ueda’s own pocket isn’t the transfer fee itself but his salary, so the point raised in posts #62 and #109 — that ‘the fee and his own earnings are separate things’ — is a distinction that tends to get misunderstood every time a move like this happens. Also, the payout to a player’s youth-development club (FIFA’s solidarity contribution mechanism, capped at 5% of the transfer fee) is a real system, so post #130’s mention of a payback to Kashima isn’t off base. Where the thread split was over whether the move from Feyenoord to Lille counts as a ‘step up,’ with posters citing Champions League experience, league standing, and the trajectory of his transfer fees side by side as yardsticks — though each of those is only a partial measure, something the article text alone doesn’t fully convey. It’s also worth noting that while Ligue 1 tends to be seen as a one-club league dominated by PSG, clubs like Monaco, Marseille, and Lyon have all had their financial ups and downs, so it’s worth being wary of the simple assumption that ‘a strong league automatically means a step up.’

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News Express+) thread “[Soccer] Feyenoord’s Ayase Ueda to move to French powerhouse Lille, transfer fee about ¥2.8 billion, reported by L’Équipe and other outlets.”

  • Former Amateur Yokozuna Hidetora Hanada Gives Up on Sumo Career, Skips New Recruit Physical

    Sports Hochi has learned that former amateur yokozuna Hidetora Hanada (24) has given up on joining professional sumo. Since he turns 25 in October, his final decision came down to skipping the new recruit physical (September 4) for the Autumn Tournament (opening day September 13). He won the amateur yokozuna title while at Nippon Sport Science University and even defeated the now-yokozuna Onosato in 2022, but he later left for Colorado State University in the US to pursue an NFL career, then returned to Japan after that path grew unlikely. On the forum, posts split between those suspecting a blood tie to former yokozuna Wakanohana (now Toraakira Hanada) given the shared surname “Hanada” and the character “tora” (tiger), and others correcting them that the two are actually unrelated — with opinions also divided on what he’ll do next.

    Sports Hochi has learned that former amateur yokozuna Hidetora Hanada (24) has given up on entering professional sumo, as confirmed on the 30th. Because he turns 25 in October, age-limit rules meant that stepping into the ring for the first time at the Autumn Tournament (opening day September 13, Ryogoku Kokugikan, Tokyo) was his final deadline to join the sumo world — but it has now come to light that he will skip that tournament’s new recruit physical (September 4).

    As a freshman at Nippon Sport Science University in 2020, he not only won the amateur yokozuna title but also drew attention in 2022 by defeating Onosato (26, Nishonoseki stable) — then a year above him and now a reigning yokozuna — in the heavyweight final at the World Games in the United States. He then enrolled at Colorado State University to chase a spot in American football’s top league, the NFL. But this past January, an NFL career became extremely unlikely, and he returned to Japan.

    Since then, he had been weighing joining professional sumo as one option, and moved into the sumo club dormitory at his alma mater, Nippon Sport Science University. This spring he even trained with a professional sumo stable as a guest. Since returning to Japan, he had revealed he was considering not just sumo but also America’s WWE pro wrestling, another shot at American football, and business ventures. He had previously said, “I want to live life on a big scale. I want to think it through carefully before deciding.” Attention now turns to what path he’ll choose next.

    Source: hochi.news / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:29
    Classic case of a guy who can't become anything.
    112AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:44
    Re: #4
    Same as any young guy — hits a wall and just picks a different option.
    5AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:30
    Feels like he's headed down the path of ending up with guys like Horiemon or Mizoguchi, mixed up in Breaking Down (an MMA/street-fight entertainment show).
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:31
    So no family ties to the Hanada brothers at all?
    The surname and the "tora" (tiger) character in his given name make it so confusing!
    127AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:59
    Re: #6
    This guy was born long before Wakanohana even changed his name to Toraakira.
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:32
    Too late now. Omori's better looking anyway.
    96AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:29
    Re: #8
    Yeah he's good-looking
    Both face and physique.
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:32
    Kind of like figure skater Nobunari Oda then

    A confusingly similar name.
    19AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:38
    He's underestimating American football way too much.
    Why would a guy who did sumo in Japan think he could break into a sport packed with the absolute top-of-the-top American college athletes?
    71AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:06
    Re: #19
    Same with wrestling — it's WWE we're talking about.
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:41
    24, huh. That's late to be entering the sumo world.
    27AnonymousAug 31, 2026 06:41
    "Sumo" "Hanada" "tiger" "American football"
    Having this many things line up and still being a total stranger with zero blood relation to that Wakanohana is kind of amazing in its own way.
    76AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:08
    Re: #27
    Apparently they do meet up occasionally like father and son though

    78AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:09
    Dreaming big is all well and good, but
    NFL players are all monsters who could've easily gone pro in basketball or baseball too.
    This guy just hasn't reached pro level in anything, which is a bit of a problem.
    105AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:36
    Re: #78
    In America, it's the guys who couldn't cut it in baseball or basketball who end up playing football — doesn't need technique.

    Except for QB, that is.
    98AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:29
    Re: #27
    No, they really are father and son.
    114AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:44
    Re: #98
    They are not father and son.
    116AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:47
    Isn't he Mieko's son?
    145AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:12
    Re: #116
    Funny thing is, his mother's name is actually Emi lol
    117AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:49
    Sumo
    American football
    Hanada
    Tiger
    Family runs a chanko restaurant
    Younger brother is a shoemaker


    No way he's actually unrelated to Toraakira Hanada with all that……
    128AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:59
    Re: #117
    The last two are made up though (´・ω・`)
    143AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:11
    Re: #117
    That's a mix of stuff that doesn't even match Hidetora's actual profile…
    120AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:51
    Guess he waffled between football and sumo and ran out the clock.
    In any pro sport, it's all monsters who've spent basically their whole lives on that one thing, so switching over is never easy.
    154AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:21
    Re: #120
    He'd built a name for himself in the sumo community so it got framed that way, but
    he probably never intended to actually go pro in sumo from the start.
    121AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:51
    About 20 years ago I went pro myself after 6 years as an amateur, but it didn't suit me and I quit after a few months.
    Stuff like being banned from drinking protein shakes because it makes you gain weight the wrong way — in the 21st century, seriously, feels like the stone age…
    there's rules like that and more
    The relationships are just way too close-knit — you're stuck with jerks you can't stand around the clock, the stress was insane.
    133AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:03
    Re: #121
    Well, that's just how sumo stables are.
    Patrons (tanimachi) exist because they want to dote on wrestlers who uphold tradition.
    125AnonymousAug 31, 2026 07:55
    Re: #105
    Now that college athletes can actually get paid,
    American football is overwhelmingly the number one choice.
    139AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:06
    Re: #125
    That said, if a guy can't even physically hold down a starting spot at a lower-tier school…
    he'd only get paid less than a typical salaryman's salary.
    Though if he transferred to a top-tier school and became a starter, he'd be looking at a guaranteed $60,000-70,000.
    136AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:05
    This guy's been giving public lectures like he's already somebody, you know. No way he could handle starting out as a nobody at this point. Like, articles focused entirely on him personally — just like this one — have been coming out regularly, but if he went into professional sumo, he'd be starting out as basically background character A.
    141AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:09
    Re: #136
    Ah, that makes sense
    With that personality, maybe combat sports are the only option
    Going by the OP he sounds like a physical elite, so I'd like him to pick a path early and focus on competing.
    147AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:15
    Re: #136
    Starting from maezumo, it'd take at least a year to reach sekitori no matter how good he is.
    Even Asahifuji lost in his second tournament, after all.
    137AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:06
    In the end he's just drifting, not sure what he actually wants to do.
    144AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:11
    Re: #137
    Half-assed at everything
    At defensive line, being in the 180cm range makes him short, and he doesn't have the speed for linebacker either.
    140AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:08
    So he's really got no connection to Masaru (former Wakanohana)?
    142AnonymousAug 31, 2026 08:09
    Re: #140
    Well yeah, Masaru only changed his name to Toraakira about 10 years after this guy was born.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    There’s an upper age limit for the new recruit physical, and as the article notes, the moment right before he turned 25 was his last chance to enter professional sumo. Because of the shared surname “Hanada” and the character “tora” (tiger), a string of posts speculated about a blood tie to former yokozuna Wakanohana (now Toraakira Hanada), but others on the thread pointed out this is just coincidence with no actual family relation — worth keeping straight rather than conflating the two. Where opinion split was over whether he ever seriously considered joining professional sumo in the first place: some viewed his turn away from it, after building a track record as amateur yokozuna, in a positive light, while others saw it as aimless drifting with no fixed direction. On the subject of chasing the NFL or WWE, a poster with actual American football experience in the US offered a level-headed take grounded in just how deep the talent pool is in US college sports.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Newsflash+) thread “Former amateur yokozuna Hidetora Hanada gives up on professional sumo — attention turns to WWE, another shot at football, business, and other paths as he skips the Autumn Tournament new recruit physical“.

  • ’24-Hour TV’ Telethon Raises ¥380,548,400 in Donations — Mari Hoshino Finishes Marathon in Tears

    Nippon TV’s “24-Hour Television 49” wrapped up its broadcast on August 30, 2026, with the marathon donation total reaching ¥380,548,400 by the end of the program. Charity runner and actress Mari Hoshino completed the marathon in tears, running under the banner of “the Children’s Donation Drive to Grow More ‘I Did It!’ Moments.” On 5ch’s live discussion threads, some voiced discomfort with the staging device of concealing the real-time donation total, calling the show “hypocritical” or “inspiration porn,” while others buzzed over a person who cut into the marathon holding a sign reading “Donation Embezzlement,” as well as staff members seen directing pedestrians along the route.

    August 30, 2026, 20:51

    Nippon TV’s “24-Hour Television 49 – Love Saves the Earth -” (airing from 6:30 PM on the 29th to 8:54 PM on the 30th) raised a total of ¥380,548,400 in marathon donations by the time the program ended.

    This year’s theme was “My Family’s Story — Who Do You Think Of?” Actress Mari Hoshino served as this year’s charity runner, taking part in the “Children’s Donation Drive to Grow More ‘I Did It!’ Moments.” Organizers said the donations collected would go entirely toward support like electric wheelchairs to help create more “I did it” moments for children.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:58
    That's shockingly little.
    Subtract their appearance fees and it's probably a net loss.
    404AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:15
    Re: #5
    Well, this whole amount is donations anyway.
    The appearance fees come out of a separate budget.
    8AnonymousAug 30, 2026 20:59
    https://n.picvr.net/2608302034033311.jpg
    https://n.picvr.net/2608302034039448.jpg
    157AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:21
    Re: #8
    Wasn't watching, but this cracked me up.

    "Embezzling the 24-Hour TV donations"
    322AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:49
    Re: #8
    Guess this guy's the MVP, huh.
    345AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:55
    Re: #8
    A legend has arrived!

    That's the beauty of live TV.
    20AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:00
    Mitsuyoshi Uchimura is getting a ¥10 million appearance fee lolololol
    339AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:52
    Re: #20
    Apparently he's said he's donating all of it, lol
    348AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:55
    Re: #20
    No way Uchimura's fee is only ¥10 million.
    58AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:06
    Re: #12
    More than that, having the top-right corner show "Current donation total: ???" is really tacky.
    Feels more like a variety-show gimmick.
    103AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:12
    Re: #58
    The "???" is ten thousand times creepier than the kids.
    399AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:12
    Re: #58
    What's even the point of hiding that?
    Is it like, once it passes some hundred million yen, viewers get a prize?
    Unbelievable that they keep doing this.
    61AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:06
    I wonder what kind of people actually watch this and who's donating.
    Rich people, I guess?
    118AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:14
    Re: #61
    There are surprisingly a lot of rich idiots out there,
    and plenty of people benefit from that too —
    not that anyone's being exploited or anything.
    126AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:16
    Re: #61
    The donation box at my local AEON had quite a bit in it.
    It's a clear box so you can see everything.
    Mostly coins, but a fair number of bills mixed in too.
    72AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:07
    Re: #1

    The intruder (an upstanding citizen), lol

    Images
    https://ohayua.cyou/twimg/HQ952cXa0AAV2pq.jpg
    https://ohayua.cyou/twimg/HQ952gEbsAABfSb.jpg
    83AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:09
    I seriously haven't watched a single second of it.
    93AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:11
    Re: #83
    I caught like 5 seconds of it between Chibi Maruko-chan and Sazae-san.
    295AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:44
    Re: #83
    I watched a bit during the Shōten (comedy show) slot.
    183AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:25
    It bugs me how they're hogging the whole width of the sidewalk.

    Also, apparently the guy on the left could get arrested for coercion.
    204AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:28
    Re: #183
    Oh, he's a staff member.
    Apparently what he did is being called illegal.
    244AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:35
    Re: #183
    Yeah, that guy is genuinely unpleasant.
    208AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:29
    Is Mari Hoshino aiming to become the next Eriko Imai (of SPEED)?
    She has a child with disabilities, and unlike Imai, she went to Keio University,
    so I get a strong whiff that she's headed for politics.
    242AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:35
    Re: #208
    It was her husband who went into politics.
    280AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:42
    Re: #208
    Her husband's already a lawmaker, actually.
    217AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:30
    Why are these people walking and taking up the entire width of the sidewalk?


    Doesn't that seem off?
    231AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:33
    Re: #217
    They obviously got a road-use permit, so it's not really out of line.
    262AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:38
    Re: #231
    Even with a permit, giving orders to pedestrians is a no-go, lol.
    273AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:40
    The guy holding the "embezzlement" sign
    apparently faked everyone out at first by holding up a "go for it!" cheering sign on the front, lolololol
    I absolutely love this kind of counterpunch.
    278AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:41
    Re: #273
    Nice one 👍
    298AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:45
    Re: #273
    He looks like the kind of guy who'd show up in Super Mario or something…
    351AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:55
    What positive people can do:
    Raise ¥380 million in donations

    What negative old geezers can do:
    Sulk in a corner of 5ch

    And the world keeps on turning.
    362AnonymousAug 30, 2026 21:59
    Re: #351
    Crazy that "inspiration porn" can fetch a ¥300 million price tag.
    Goes to show the porn industry's still alive and well.
    376AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:02
    Re: #351
    So basically it's money, not love, that saves the day, huh.
    375AnonymousAug 30, 2026 22:02
    Re: #1-10
    A hero has appeared! Nippon TV, don't you dare run away!
    https://n.picvr.net/2608302034033311.jpg
    https://n.picvr.net/2608302034039448.jpg

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Since its debut broadcast in 1978, “24-Hour Television” has continued as a special program built around a charity marathon. The term “inspiration porn” has, in recent years, become an established phrase criticizing the staging of disability and hardship as entertainment, and the “hypocritical show” criticism seen in the thread falls within this same context. Concealing the total donation amount until right before the ending is a longstanding format for the show, apparently meant to keep viewers hooked until the very end, but the practice of displaying the figure as “???” has itself been a recurring point of debate every year. As for the person who held up a “donation embezzlement” sign during the marathon, no follow-up report clarifying the show’s official stance or the facts of the matter had been confirmed as of this article, and it’s worth noting that it appears to have been received as a satirical performance.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News Express+) thread “[Breaking] “24-Hour Television” — Marathon Donation Total Reaches ¥380,548,400 by End of Broadcast, Mari Hoshino Finishes Marathon in Tears [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”