Category: Sports

  • Takeshi Ishii Wins World Title with Blistering 65-Second KO — 5ch: “World’s Best for His Size”

    On September 2, 2026, at Yokohama BUNTAI, in the WBA world minimumweight title bout, division No. 1 contender Takeshi Ishii knocked out No. 2 ranked Wilfredo Mendez in 1 minute 5 seconds of the first round, capturing the title in his first world title challenge. It’s being called the fastest KO ever by a Japanese boxer in a world title fight, with some reports even calling it a case of “surpassing Naoya (Inoue).” On 5ch’s live-thread, discussion dwelt less on the win itself and more on the small stature typical of the minimumweight division and the structural difficulty Japanese boxers face winning at lightweight and above, turning into a long back-and-forth between posts mocking Ishii’s height and weight and posts pushing back against that mockery.

    Sports Nippon

    [September 3, 2026, 05:00]

    WBA World Minimumweight Championship, 12 rounds — ○ Division No. 1 Takeshi Ishii (KO, Round 1, 1:05) def. Division No. 2 Wilfredo Mendez ● (September 2, 2026, Yokohama BUNTAI)

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:37
    Watching minimumweight, the guys really are tiny.
    Kinda lacks flair.
    If you're Japanese you'd normally expect middleweight.
    Middleweight suits Japanese height/weight, and Japan's produced plenty of champions there too.
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:40
    Re: #7
    Saying middleweight suits Japanese guys — Takehara's gonna lose it lol (Akinobu Takehara, a boxing pundit known for hammering on frame/weight-class realities).
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:53
    Re: #7
    The average Japanese frame is bantamweight to featherweight.
    The world average frame is lightweight to super lightweight.

    Middleweight guys are huge even by global standards.
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:41
    Wish he was at least featherweight, like Ippo Makunouchi (hero of the boxing manga/anime 'Hajime no Ippo').
    12AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:43
    He's probably strong against other Koropokkuru (tiny folk from Ainu legend)… but a cruiserweight like me at 168cm/90kg would drop him in one punch.
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:50
    Re: #12
    Why does every boxing thread always have some old guy dying to bring up 'Koropokkuru'?
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:58
    Re: #12
    What the hell is a Koropokkuru? Say it in plain Japanese, man.
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:31
    Re: #12 Sounds like he'd still lose to Tanukana though (´・ω・`) (a pro wrestler/tarento famous for being scarily strong).
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:46
    It would've ended even faster if not for the ref's long count. What was with that weirdly slow count from 6 onward?
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:53
    A meaningless record if the opponent was just weak.
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:55
    Re: #16
    This guy never shows up in Ryota Murata or Mikuru Asakura threads.
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:57
    The average Japanese man is 171cm, which is about lightweight average in boxing, yet extremely few Japanese boxers have won world titles at lightweight or above — compared to a huge spike in Japanese world champions below featherweight.
    23AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:58
    Can we just make flyweight the lightest division already?
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 07:59
    18 divisions, 4 champions per division.
    There are 4+ 'world' sanctioning bodies out there lol.

    It's like there being 4 FIFAs, each crowning its own parallel world champion.
    That's boxing for you lol.
    40AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:15
    Re: #25
    And on top of that, the WBA is a garbage organization that loves stuffing one division with a Super Champion, a Regular Champion, an Interim Champion, an Emeritus Champion, and who knows how many more.
    I bet they'll eventually invent an elementary-schoolers-only Junior Champion, or a 'Nagasaki Champion' for whoever's best in Nagasaki Prefecture.
    32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:04
    Japanese world title fight wins since 2000:

    Below lightweight: 300+ wins
    Lightweight and above: 7 wins

    Even counting Ishida, it's only 9 wins at lightweight and above.
    Doesn't something seem off looking at that?
    65AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:38
    Re: #32
    Guts Ishimatsu (a legendary Japanese lightweight world champion) alone probably accounts for like 6 of those.
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:12
    Small has its own strengths, big has its own strengths — but no, the idiot 5ch users immediately have to start yelling 'Koropokkuru' lol.

    So are you saying all cars and bikes should be big, and nobody should ride small or midsize ones? The 'Koropokkuru' spammers clearly aren't thinking this through.
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:24
    Re: #36
    There's a limit to that logic though. Minimumweight has a thinner talent pool than heavyweight, and its technical level lags the heavier divisions too.
    53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:23
    Enough with minimumweight already.
    Give us a strong Japanese fighter at lightweight or above for once.
    70AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:41
    Re: #53
    Then go do it yourself.
    66AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:38
    156cm (lol)
    47kg (lol)
    80AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:47
    Re: #66
    He's the best in the world at trading punches within that weight class, isn't he? What exactly is there for you to mock?
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:41
    According to Murata's take, featherweight and above is a whole different world.
    73AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:43
    Re: #69
    But that's the same guy who says the strongest P4P (pound-for-pound) fighter is Fury — a guy who loses to amateurs.
    81AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:47
    Re: #73
    Total newbie. Fury has only ever lost to Usyk.
    You probably mean Ngannou.
    91AnonymousSep 3, 2026 08:54
    Re: #81
    Calling that a win is downright embarrassing. Getting dropped by an amateur, ending up with a black eye, resorting to elbows and other fouls, and only surviving on a judges' decision — pathetic.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The WBA runs its own ranking system that lets multiple champions — “Super,” “Regular,” “Interim,” and “Emeritus” — coexist within a single weight division, and Ishii’s title here is one belt within that structure. Because boxing divisions are split by weight, Japan tends to have a deeper pool of contenders and champions in the lighter divisions, where smaller-framed fighters cluster, while the scarcity of Japanese champions at middleweight and above owes largely to structural differences in body frame. The thread’s recurring claim that smaller fighters have an easier path to a world title shot reflects that structural reality, but there’s no objective metric for comparing skill level across weight classes, so much of the comparison remains impressionistic. It’s also worth noting that a KO time of 1:05 depends heavily on the gap in ability between the two fighters, so it shouldn’t simply be generalized as proof of overall strength.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Sokuho+) thread “[Boxing] Surpassing Naoya! Takeshi Ishii’s 65-Second KO — Fastest Ever by a Japanese Boxer in a World Title Fight, Wins Title on First Try: “The Happiest I’ve Ever Been in My Life”.”

  • Mito HollyHock’s Shinta Watanabe Nets All 4 Goals as Mito Stuns Kashima in J1’s First-Ever Ibaraki Derby

    In the Ibaraki Derby held on September 2, 2026 as part of J1 League Matchday 5, Mito HollyHock defeated Kashima Antlers 4-2. It was the first-ever meeting between the two clubs in the J1 league, and captain and forward Shinta Watanabe delivered a stunning performance, scoring all four goals himself, including a first-half penalty. Rather than the match itself, discussion on 5ch threads centered on side topics — the location and name recognition of Kashima’s home city, GK Tomoki Hayakawa’s slump, and the rarity of Ibaraki Prefecture producing two J1 clubs.

    Mito HollyHock faced Kashima Antlers on September 2 in J1 League Matchday 5. In the first-ever Ibaraki Derby played in the J1 league, Mito scored four goals to beat the reigning champions Kashima 4-2. Captain and No. 10 forward Shinta Watanabe scored a stunning four goals all by himself.

    [Photo] “Too cool” “Badass” — the G-Wagen the Mito captain cruises around in

    In the 5th minute, Mito’s Watanabe latched onto a long ball from GK Konosuke Nishikawa, broke through, and drew a foul from Kashima GK Tomoki Hayakawa to win a penalty. He converted it in the 8th minute to open the scoring, then added a second goal in the 21st minute, meeting a cross from the right flank.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:12
    Pretty much every single person in Japan was rooting for little Mito in this match
    6AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:12
    If Kashima's playing like this, Machida's probably taking the title
    7AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:13
    Level's way too low
    8AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:13
    Kashima really doesn't give off any 'Ibaraki' vibe at all
    32AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:19
    Re: #8
    That's because the Kashima area counts as 'Chibaraki' (the Chiba–Ibaraki border zone)
    10AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:14
    Guess we can't casually call them 'little Mito' anymore
    12AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:14
    Think he could step up to Europe?
    14AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:14
    It's honestly wild that Ibaraki has two J1 clubs to begin with — most of the other historic J-League clubs are big-city outfits, and even Shizuoka's been in a slump lately, so the league's basically all about the big cities these days
    16AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:15
    The national team goalkeeper and J.League MVP, Hayakawa (lol)
    18AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:16
    Feels like Hayakawa's magic touch has vanished somewhere
    20AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:16
    Well, they can't want to go back to being J2's gatekeeper — they only just got promoted
    22AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:16
    Ugh, I forgot there was a free stream today and went out for a run instead
    38AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:21
    Only people with 'header brain' watch this ball-kicking sport anyway (slang mocking soccer fans as brain-damaged from heading the ball)
    69AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:35
    Bueno isn't a player worth spending 400 million yen on — maybe worth just under 100 million tops.
    He's good at spraying passes around and shielding the ball, but

    he holds it needlessly, loses it, and it costs goals
    His play speed is slow too
    Slow to turn and face forward
    Shots don't hit the frame

    He doesn't function without a ball-winner type paired with him, like Uno
    75AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:40
    Re: #69
    A second Leo Silva just hasn't shown up
    Though that's partly because Leo Silva was on a completely different level at both ends of the pitch
    70AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:35
    So this is the prestige of being the prefectural capital, huh

    Come to think of it, if it weren't for the J.League, even most Ibaraki residents probably wouldn't know where Kashima is
    80AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:42
    Didn't Kashima kill Hayakawa's transfer talks? Bet that's why his motivation's tanked

    Re: #70
    They've got Kashima Shrine though, so that's not it
    104AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:54
    Re: #70
    I mean, you do learn about it in school as the Kashima Coastal Industrial Zone
    73AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:40
    Ibaraki sending two teams to J1 is actually kind of insane when you think about it
    99AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:52
    Re: #73
    Ibaraki is a legit soccer powerhouse
    Last year alone they swept J1, J2, university, and youth titles
    Only came up runner-up in the national high school championship
    Not an exaggeration to call it the strongest soccer prefecture around
    79AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:41
    Mito's out here putting in the work, and meanwhile little Chiba is… (´・ω・`)
    95AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:51
    Re: #79
    Can't be helped — dogs have a homing instinct, so they get homesick for J2 (joking that Chiba can't stay away from the second division)
    90AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:47
    Why base the club in a backwater like Kashima instead of Tsukuba or Tsuchiura in the first place?
    No wonder they can't compete with Mito, the biggest city in the prefecture
    111AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:58
    Re: #90
    Mito's downtown has been declining ever since the prefectural government moved out of the old Mito Castle site
    94AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:51
    Speaking of Ibaraki, the Expo
    122AnonymousSep 2, 2026 22:03
    Re: #94
    I mean, Tsukuba's population has already overtaken Mito's
    And since the Tsukuba Express extension to Mito fell through, there's no coming back now
    103AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:54
    Y'all better quit gettin' so cocky, hear me now! (written in thick Ibaraki dialect)
    110AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:57
    Re: #103
    'Hear me now'? It's 'hear me NOW-a!' (correcting the dialect)
    114AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:59
    Re: #103
    Was driving, thought something smelled bad, rolled the window down — smelled even worse, I tell ya (more Ibaraki dialect ribbing)
    106AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:55
    Shibasaki and Misakan have clearly lost a step, but they keep starting them
    Would've been better to invest in just one of the two instead of bringing both back
    108AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:56
    Re: #106
    Shibasaki was actually good up through last match
    107AnonymousSep 2, 2026 21:55
    Meanwhile, they lost to a university team and got knocked out in the first round of the Emperor's Cup
    116AnonymousSep 2, 2026 22:00
    Re: #107
    No need to go all-out for the Emperor's Cup, the prize money's pathetic anyway
    127AnonymousSep 2, 2026 22:06
    Re: #107
    At Mito's level, better to just lose early and get it over with

    Background and Talking Points

    Mito HollyHock and Kashima Antlers are both Ibaraki Prefecture clubs, but they occupy very different positions: Kashima is a storied club that has racked up results since the league’s founding, while Mito is a club that has only in recent years pushed to establish itself in J1. This was the first-ever meeting between the two in the J1 league, and Shinta Watanabe’s four-goal haul came to symbolize that historic clash. Where the thread split was over the standing of Kashima, the city that hosts the club — some asked why it was chosen as a base when it’s so out of the way, while others countered that it’s plenty well known thanks to Kashima Shrine. Many also flagged GK Tomoki Hayakawa’s slump, sparking discussion about how even national-team-caliber players hit rough patches. Worth noting for context: Ibaraki is one of the very few prefectures with two clubs — Mito and Kashima — in J1, a rare setup in today’s J.League, where big-city clubs otherwise dominate.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Soccer] Mito HollyHock’s Shinta Watanabe scores a stunning 4 goals as J1’s first Ibaraki Derby champions beat Kashima Antlers.”

  • Katsushika Ward to Build Tokyo’s First J1 Stadium in the 23 Wards — Draft Finalized in ‘Captain Tsubasa’s Hometown’

    Tokyo’s Katsushika Ward is pressing ahead with plans for a dedicated soccer stadium, and a committee meeting on September 1 finalized a draft outline of what the facility “should look like.” The planned site is about a 10-minute walk from JR Shin-Koiwa Station, and it’s expected to become the first J1-standard stadium in Tokyo’s 23 wards. On 5ch, users discussed why Tokyo has never had a dedicated soccer stadium until now, the link to “Captain Tsubasa” since Katsushika is manga artist Yoichi Takahashi’s hometown, and debate over the stadium’s size and how often it would actually get used.

    Distributed 9/2 (Wed) 10:40

    TOKYO MX

    A draft outline of what the facility “should look like” was finalized at a September 1 committee meeting for the “dedicated football stadium construction plan” that Katsushika Ward, Tokyo, is pursuing as part of local revitalization efforts. The planned site is about a 10-minute walk from JR Shin-Koiwa Station.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:41
    Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries Minister Suzuki: "Skylaaaaab Hurricaaaaane!!" (a famous special move from Captain Tsubasa)
    3AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:41
    A soccer stadium getting built is a good thing
    44AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:04
    Re: #3
    Feels like it's about time.
    Baseball's stranglehold is the reason Tokyo could never get a soccer stadium built until now.
    4AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:41
    Even after blocking Akita, they're still losing nonstop anyway (lol)
    7AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:42
    They'll probably name it Katsushika Tora-san Stadium (after the beloved 'Tora-san' film character, also from the area)
    8AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:43
    It's Tokyo, there're tons of people around — it'll probably sell out every week.
    9AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:45
    This place brings in big-name veterans and managers, but the results… eh.
    37AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:00
    Re: #9
    Sounds like old Kyoto Sanga all over again.
    10AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:47
    More importantly, what happened with the Shinkin Line?
    14AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:48
    Re: #10
    The tracks are staying put — they're repurposing part of the unused rail land to run buses instead.
    12AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:47
    A genuine Tokyo club, huh — it'd be the only one.
    15AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:48
    I own a 100-tsubo (about 330 m²) plot in Shin-Koiwa — guess that makes me a winner now.
    16AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:49
    Why doesn't Akita just build a stadium?
    19AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:51
    Glad it's not stuck way out at the back of Mizumoto Park — that place is a pain to reach by train.
    21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:52
    The pitch is probably going to look like it stretches out to the horizon or something.
    22AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:53
    They should honestly make it all-weather — it suits the site and orientation well, and there's space to slide the turf outside too.
    38AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:01
    Re: #22
    Just under half the eastern side of the lot is for the stadium, and just over half the western side is for the park, so there's no room to slide the turf out.
    24AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:54
    Tokyo's got the money, so even with land issues things move fast — Akita's got its hands full just with the baseball stadium 🤣
    29AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:56
    If more foreigners come, Japan can become a soccer powerhouse too — let's keep bringing them in.
    32AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:57
    Re: #29
    There really are foreign tourists who travel to Yotsugi (Yoichi Takahashi's birthplace). There's basically nothing to see besides the station and a statue, so I was impressed people bother.
    45AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:04
    Re: #38
    Don't need a park. If it's not made all-weather, the stadium ends up sitting diagonally on the square lot, which is inefficient.
    61AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:13
    Re: #45
    Don't ask me, man.
    52AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:09
    Re: #1

    54AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:10
    Re: #52
    Oh nice, they secured a good spot.
    55AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:10
    Captain Tsubasa is set in Shizuoka, so it's got nothing to do with this.
    64AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:14
    Re: #55
    The original creator is from Katsushika — he just set Captain Tsubasa's story in Shizuoka.
    70AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:18
    Re: #55
    Yoichi Takahashi, manga artist — born in Yotsugi, Katsushika Ward, Tokyo. Graduated from Tokyo Metropolitan Minamikatsushika High School — that's where 'Nankatsu' [Tsubasa's team name] comes from.
    59AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:12
    Games at the National Stadium are always packed, so why only a 15,000 capacity? Just build a proper 50,000-seat stadium already.
    65AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:15
    Re: #59
    The team isn't even in J3 yet, so a stadium that big would be pointless lol. Sure, if companies and residents across the 23 wards chipped in to make it the world's best team, fine — but the team's currently so weak it's questionable.
    67AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:16
    It's a dedicated stadium that can't be used for anything but soccer, right? The real question is how often it'll actually get used.
    73AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:20
    Re: #67
    It's Tokyo, it'll work itself out somehow lol.
    76AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:20
    Re: #67
    There'll be tons of demand, honestly —

    J1
    J2
    J3
    JFL
    College soccer
    High school soccer

    Maybe even rugby too.
    85AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:25
    Surely it's not just going to sit idle two days a month, right? The land alone must be costing something like 30 billion yen.
    86AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:25
    Re: #85
    If it's natural grass, that's about right.
    90AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:27
    With this location but such a small venue, it'll run out of capacity instantly — most people who want to watch a game won't even be able to get in.
    92AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:28
    Re: #90
    That size is just right, honestly — it matches the club's actual level.
    91AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:28
    Even knowing it's Yoichi Takahashi's hometown, something about 'Captain Tsubasa = Katsushika' has always felt off to me.
    94AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:31
    Re: #91
    Go drinking in Tateishi and you won't be saying it feels off anymore.

    Background and key points of this topic

    If Katsushika Ward gets a J1-standard dedicated soccer stadium, it will be the first in Tokyo’s 23 wards. Until now, Tokyo-based J.League clubs have mostly used general-purpose facilities like the National Stadium or Ajinomoto Stadium (in Chofu, outside the 23 wards) as their home grounds, and the lack of a dedicated stadium has long been seen as a persistent problem for soccer in the city. In the thread, users noted that the project is framed as an international exchange hub tied to “Captain Tsubasa,” since original creator Yoichi Takahashi is from Yotsugi in Katsushika Ward — though some pointed out the inconsistency, since the manga’s setting is said to be modeled on Shizuoka. Because the planned site is roughly square, discussion also centered on practical issues: whether to make the roof fully weatherproof, how to arrange the pitch, and mixed reactions to the planned capacity of only around 15,000.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[J.League] Draft Plan Finalized for Katsushika Ward’s First J1 Soccer Stadium in the 23 Wards — International Exchange Hub Tied to ‘Captain Tsubasa’.”

  • Kura Sushi x Chiikawa Collab: ‘Spent ¥18,000, Got Zero Figures’ — Fans Baffled

    In Kura Sushi’s collaboration campaign with Chiikawa, complaints have been piling up on social media that spinning the plate-return prize game “Bikkura Pon!” never yields a figure. One post claimed 17 wins from ¥18,000 worth of food and still zero figures, fueling suspicion that store staff might be pulling the figures out beforehand. On 5ch threads, some pointed to skewed win rates or uneven shipment lots, others suspected a link to mass listings on Mercari (Japan’s biggest resale app), and reactions split between cries of “scam” and those calmly shrugging it off as “that’s just how gacha works.”

    9/1 (Tue), 11:50

    Regarding the ongoing collaboration campaign between conveyor-belt sushi chain Kura Sushi and Chiikawa, social media has seen a wave of complaints that no matter how many times customers win the prize game “Bikkura Pon!” — triggered by returning empty plates — they can’t get the figure they want.

    Prizes include Chiikawa figures as well as can badges and acrylic magnets, but posts like “I spent ¥18,000, won 17 times, and got zero figures” and “Same here — 16 wins, zero figures” have surfaced. Some have gone so far as to suspect store staff of removing the figures beforehand.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:38
    Serves 'em right lmaooooooo
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:38
    Wait, conveyor-belt sushi places have gacha now? lol
    49AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:55
    Re: #3
    Heard Sushiro's running an Ichiban Kuji (lottery-style prize draw) too — figured it had to be a joke, but nope, dead serious.
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:39
    I went too, and the win rate's definitely been dialed down.
    6AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:39
    You'd need like 5 people to eat ¥18,000 worth at Kura Sushi.
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:39
    The part-timers are totally pulling them out (lol)
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:40
    Dunno about Kura Sushi specifically, but these figures usually get delivered in bags sorted by type/lot. If the part-timer restocking them is sloppy about it, you end up with runs of the same one or two types clustered together.
    10AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:40
    Obviously every chain does this, not just Kura —
    Still probably better than Yoshinoya's Dragon Quest signboard festival mess though, who knows lol
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:40
    Same deal as festival stall raffles —
    The Super Famicom grand prize is never actually in there.
    12AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:41
    Wasn't there also a case of a limited-quantity item selling out right after the store opened?
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:42
    Re: #12
    Oh yeah, now that you mention it, that did happen.
    13AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:41
    The way Kura Sushi's explaining this lol, sounds like Ichijo from Kaiji (the shady, manipulative manager character from the manga/anime).
    14AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:41
    Good, at least it's a nice little bonus for the staff —
    kind of sad they're just run ragged for the same pay otherwise.
    18AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:42
    Chiikawa's the worst, this is basically fraud lol
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:42
    Same as Yoshinoya — the part-timers are up to something, probably.
    21AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:42
    People who collect merch through these lotteries and blind draws must end up with a mountain of stuff — how do they even store it all?
    Figures you can resell, sure, but stuff like can badges or plain stickers that you get tons of duplicates of?
    Even the buyers probably just end up stuck holding them, unsellable.
    22AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:43
    Eating that much, you'd be stuffed way before you're done.
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:44
    Went to a conveyor-belt sushi place recently, came out to ¥3,000 for two of us.
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:45
    Lmao, going way too hard for a kids' prize toy —
    but damn, Chiikawa's popular, these things resell for ¥1,600.
    28AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:46
    Some dad probably ate his heart out just for his kid lol
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:47
    There were a ridiculous number of full figure sets up for sale on X (Twitter).
    They're clearly getting pulled out en masse — you're an idiot if you go in expecting to actually win one.
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:47
    I mean, of course some staff are gonna pull them.
    130AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:24
    Re: #30
    Pulling figures for Chiikawa, that's next-level lol
    *sigh*…
    32AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:48
    Imagine spinning a gacha with hidden odds lmao
    41AnonymousSep 1, 2026 15:52
    Re: #32
    Fair point —
    if it's treated as the rare drop, that'd be suicidal (for the brand's reputation).
    73AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:03
    Normally I think scalpers should just die, but
    if the odds are that bad, isn't it actually cheaper to just buy from a scalper?
    78AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:07
    Re: #73
    People who buy from scalpers are paying money to skip the effort in the first place.
    Like back in the day, some guy trying to impress a hostess bar girl would send his underling out to buy a Tamagotchi for her — nowadays it's just easier to buy it off a scalper.
    It's aimed at that kind of person.
    74AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:03
    As actual sushi, Uobei and Hama-zushi taste better —
    I only go to Kura Sushi for the Bikkura Pon game.

    First there's a draw for whether you even get to spin the gacha at all,
    then a second draw for which prize you get.

    I think it's easier to win than it used to be —
    heard it's about 1 in 3 now.
    Also, ordering through the smartphone app gets you more spins.

    75AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:04
    Apparently someone's been mass-listing full sets on Mercari.

    That's gotta be the culprit lol
    82AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:08
    Re: #75
    The "culprit"?
    Maybe they just ate a ton of sushi lmaooo
    108AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:14
    Re: #75
    If they're only listing the figures and not the badges or magnets, that'd be pretty damning.
    89AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:09
    Not a Chiikawa thing, but
    there's an anime prize figure
    going for like ¥4,000 now, can't afford it.
    If you're too slow about it, you can't even get one on Mercari anymore — it's rough these days.
    100AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:11
    Re: #89
    If ¥4,000 is too much for you, you'd never manage to claw one out of a crane game at the arcade either.
    128AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:23
    Are these figures big, like the ones you get from Ichiban Kuji?
    134AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:25
    Re: #128
    The big Chiikawa 3D merch is mostly plushies, right? Do big figures of it even exist?
    141AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:27
    Spent ¥9,000 and got the rabbit, my daughter was happy with that
    so it's fine, I guess —
    we're going again next week anyway.
    142AnonymousSep 1, 2026 16:27
    Re: #141
    Eating ¥9,000 worth is impressive in itself.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    “Bikkura Pon!” is Kura Sushi’s signature game that lets customers draw a prize for every five plates they return. As with Ichiban Kuji-style lotteries, the collaboration prizes appear to be structured with figures as the top-tier “rare” prize and can badges/acrylic magnets as lower-tier prizes. The company hasn’t disclosed the win rates, and opinions on the thread were split between “the rare tier is just genuinely thin” and suspicions that “staff are pulling them out.” Similar suspicions have repeatedly been raised about Yoshinoya’s Dragon Quest signboards and arcade crane-game prizes, though they’ve often turned out to lack solid evidence. At the same time, unverified reports have surfaced of Mercari listings containing nothing but the figures, though whether any pulling-out actually occurred remains unconfirmed as of this writing. One point readers may misunderstand: prize games like this carry no legal obligation to disclose win rates — it’s simply a lottery with built-in odds that vary by prize.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “Kura Sushi x Chiikawa: Complaints Pile Up Over ‘Spent ¥18,000 and Not a Single Figure’.”

  • GSDF Soldier Suspended 6 Months for Stabbing Junior With His Own Real Knife — 5ch: ‘A 6-Month Suspension? This Is Beyond Broken’

    It has come to light that a 37-year-old Ground Self-Defense Force sergeant (3rd Class) formerly assigned to the 2nd Artillery Regiment at the Asahikawa base brought a real, personal knife to an off-duty mock combat training session in March 2021, misjudged the distance, and stabbed a junior soldier, leaving him with an injury that took about two weeks to heal. The GSDF handed the soldier a six-month suspension as of September 1. The incident only came to light in January 2024 — roughly three years later — after another soldier not directly involved raised it with a superior, and it then took a further two and a half years to reach the disciplinary decision. On 5ch, commenters repeatedly questioned why it took so long to uncover and punish the incident despite someone being injured, and expressed shock that a personal blade — not training equipment — had been used.

    A Ground Self-Defense Force soldier belonging to the 2nd Artillery Regiment at the Asahikawa base in Asahikawa City has received disciplinary punishment for accidentally stabbing a junior soldier with a real knife during mock combat training.

    The soldier handed the six-month suspension, effective September 1, is a 37-year-old Sergeant (3rd Class) from the 2nd Artillery Regiment.

    According to the GSDF, in March 2021 the sergeant brought out a real knife during an off-duty mock combat training session, misjudged the distance, and "stabbed" a junior soldier, causing an injury that took two weeks to heal.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    14AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:19
    Something from 5 years ago got reported 2 years ago, and it's only coming out now? That's fishy.
    27AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:23
    Tamura Runa
    'I'll teach you for real, in actual combat!'
    30AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:24
    Re: #27
    That's the YouTuber, right?
    34AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:25
    Re: #1
    > It came to light in January 2024 after a soldier not involved reported it to a superior, and it took about two and a half years to nail down the facts before reaching a disciplinary decision.

    Two and a half years to 'handle' a stabbing case — that's some impressive maneuvering, lol
    97AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:38
    Re: #34
    That's definitely not the whole story.
    This guy probably screwed up something else, and they just pinned this incident on him as the official charge.
    41AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:27
    If conscription comes back, is this the kind of treatment we can expect?
    Something for the youth to really look forward to.
    58AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:30
    Re: #41
    Can't wait, right?
    Eventually they'll probably stand you next to the target and open fire with live rounds.
    75AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:33
    Re: #1
    According to Asahikawa base, the knife wasn't standard training gear — it was the personal property of a soldier in his 30s. They say there was no prior trouble between the two soldiers.
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/24a367dd58a6d0b8fa597811b3f7be24dc9c245f

    His own personal knife, huh, lmaooo
    You know exactly what that means, lmaooo
    177AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:53
    Re: #75
    First of all, why is he carrying a personal knife around in the first place?
    And it was unsheathed, and he stabbed someone with it — by rights they should be arresting him for violating the Swords and Firearms Control Law.
    What on earth is the Defense Ministry thinking, lol
    80AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:35
    Incident happened in '21
    Discovered in '24
    Investigation wrapped up in '26
    And the knife was his own personal property

    This whole thing is a mess…
    96AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:38
    Re: #80
    Well, going by the timeline alone, it looks like they tried to sweep it under the rug at first, it leaked three years later, and they dragged it out for as long as they possibly could — that's basically it.
    A supremely half-hearted after-the-fact report, dressed up as respect for civilian control.
    106AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:40
    Re: #80
    I bet this guy just ticked off some higher-up, and they went digging for anything they could officially charge him with.
    118AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:42
    There was a similar story in the Furuhata Ninzaburō detective drama.
    That one was about someone deliberately swapping a real sword for the prop and killing someone with it during filming.
    239AnonymousSep 2, 2026 01:05
    Re: #118
    Oh, the Kobayashi Nenji episode?
    Furuhata asked to do the 'catch the blade bare-handed' trick, and they actually used a real sword on him — cracked me up.
    141AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:45
    Mad Surge
    147AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:46
    Re: #141
    Once you knock 'em down, finish it — stab right away!
    148AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:47
    Apparently there's an armed group here in Japan that can stab someone with a personal knife and not get charged under the Swords and Firearms Control Law.
    160AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:49
    Re: #148
    It's like bringing your own personal Zastava pistol (a firearms brand) to shooting practice, shooting and injuring a police officer with it, and getting off with just a suspension.
    Normally that'd be an outright dismissal plus arrest for weapons violations and unlawful discharge of a firearm.
    201AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:57
    Since when does the SDF do knife fights, lol
    227AnonymousSep 2, 2026 01:01
    Re: #201
    If it's Asahikawa, that's basically normal.
    202AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:57
    He 'accidentally' brought a real knife to training, then 'misjudged' the distance and stabbed him?
    So on the second 'accident,' he was clearly aware he was holding a real knife.
    237AnonymousSep 2, 2026 01:04
    Re: #202
    The article's just worded badly.
    He misjudged the distance and stabbed him.
    Can't you work that out?
    Do you believe everything written down, word for word?
    215AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:59
    Stab someone with your own personal knife and you only get a 6-month suspension? This is beyond broken.
    Seems like literally anything goes now.
    238AnonymousSep 2, 2026 01:04
    Re: #215
    By any normal standard, this should've been handed over to the police as a stabbing case.
    It wasn't official training and it wasn't issued gear, so why wasn't this ever reported to the police? Makes no sense.
    222AnonymousSep 2, 2026 01:01
    If it were for filming, I could see mixing it up, since they use plastic replicas made to look real —

    but you can't mistake rubber for an actual blade, lol
    232AnonymousSep 2, 2026 01:03
    Re: #222
    Well, it was his personal knife to begin with, so…

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Disciplinary cases within the Self-Defense Forces tend to take a long time to investigate, and in this instance the matter only surfaced because a soldier not directly involved reported it to a superior — part of why so much time elapsed between the incident (March 2021), its discovery (January 2024), and the disciplinary action (September 2026). Opinions on the thread split mainly over two points: ‘why did it take this long to come out,’ and ‘why wasn’t this prosecuted as a violation of the Swords and Firearms Control Law, given that a personal blade was brought into a training setting.’ Some suspected a cover-up or special treatment, while others argued that a long timeline isn’t unusual given how internal investigations work. Readers should note that what’s being reported isn’t an official unit training exercise but an unofficial, off-duty ‘mock combat training’ session; that the knife used was personal property rather than issued equipment; and that the victim’s injury took about two weeks to heal. The names of both the offender and the victim, along with the specifics of their relationship within the unit, have not been made public, so the details can’t be confirmed beyond what’s in the source article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread ‘[Asahikawa] GSDF ‘mock combat training’ — soldier accidentally stabs junior with a ‘real knife’ instead of the rubber training knife‘.

  • Kaishu Sano Could Make Last-Minute Premier League Move — German Report Meets Skepticism on 5ch

    German outlet Bild reported on September 1 that a Premier League move may be on the cards for Japan international midfielder Kaishu Sano, currently of Mainz. The transfer fee is said to be around €30 million (roughly ¥5.2 billion), though Mainz sporting director Christian Heidel had previously ruled out a late sale, saying, “We won’t let him go at the end of August — there wouldn’t be time to bring in a replacement.” Europe’s summer transfer window is set to close on September 1 European time (early morning of September 2 in Japan). On the 5ch Geisports Sokuho+ (entertainment/sports news board) thread, users questioned whether the reported fee was too low and wondered whether the story was the kind of unreliable “deadline-day filler” typical of transfer-window silly season.

    A possible Premier League move has emerged for Mainz’s Japan international midfielder Kaishu Sano, German newspaper Bild reported on the 1st.

    Is Kaishu Sano headed to the Premier League?

    Until now, Sano had been widely expected to stay at Mainz through the summer. Indeed, Mainz sporting director Christian Heidel had previously denied a last-minute departure for Sano, telling Bild, “We won’t let him go on August 27 or 28 — if we did, we wouldn’t be able to bring in a replacement.”

    Source: footballchannel.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    So he's just keeping one foot out the door for now?
    8AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:47
    Kamada, Tomiyasu, and now Sano Kaishu
    Classic panic buy, but there's no time left.
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:47
    Word is Liverpool are the frontrunners, apparently.
    10AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:48
    €30 million wouldn't even buy one of Kaishu's legs.
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:48
    Here comes the 'Notr piggy geezer' losing it again (mocking nickname for a certain type of 5ch poster).
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:58
    The 'don't do winter transfers' uncle, chiming in with: 'Don't do winter transfers.'
    27AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:59
    Is today really the deadline?
    Well, it's European time, so it'll run until about 7am Japan time.
    28AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:00
    Go to City! No Japanese players there yet.
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:01
    Just write the article once it's actually official.
    34AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:06
    Is there some kind of pay-the-rest-later deal for the shortfall?
    36AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:06
    That fee only makes sense for a Premier-to-Premier move, I'd think.
    37AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:07
    Palace look like relegation candidates on current form.
    39AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:10
    €30 million is a non-starter.
    43AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:12
    Wait, Newcastle are letting Woltemade go to Juve too?
    Do they even have any players left?
    44AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:12
    Mainz played hardball right up to the wire
    and probably dropped the price anyway.
    46AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:14
    So in Japan time that's until dawn tomorrow, huh.
    48AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:16
    The big deals get sorted out first, after all.
    56AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:20
    Re: #48
    Not necessarily
    You never know what'll happen at the last minute
    Remember Nagatomo's move to Inter? That was wild
    Though he tarnished it a bit in his later years.
    50AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:17
    If there's already a Japanese player there, at least he won't get singled out, right?
    54AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:18
    This one'll probably fall through, but staying at Mainz wouldn't be bad either
    The real problem child is Nakamura down in France's Ligue 2.
    55AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:19
    No way Mainz sells him at a discount like that with no time left to bring in a replacement.
    57AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:22
    Mainz probably want something like ¥10 billion for him — this is half that lol
    Doesn't seem like Mainz has any reason to rush a sale right now.
    58AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:22
    Hey, Old Man Wao! Stake your reputation and make the call! lol
    60AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:23
    They've already got Kamada and Wharton, so what are they even doing?
    64AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:27
    Does Palace even realize the Asian Cup is coming up?
    65AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:31
    Even the guys playing abroad get paid miserably little in soccer, huh.
    67AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:33
    It's already September — transfers are still happening?
    70AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:34
    Re: #67
    Because of the World Cup, I think the big five leagues' window runs until tomorrow?

    Background and Talking Points

    Kaishu Sano is a Japan international midfielder who has played for Bundesliga side Mainz since 2023. This report comes from Germany’s Bild, and the key point is its timing — right at the very end of the summer transfer window (so-called deadline day, closing September 1 European time / early morning of the 2nd in Japan). Mainz sporting director Christian Heidel had previously denied any last-minute exit, saying “There’s no time to bring in a replacement, so there won’t be a departure at the end of August,” and many replies focused on how that squares with this new report, along with pointed skepticism that the reported fee of €30 million (roughly ¥4.8 billion) is far too cheap for a key defensive midfielder. Commenters also poked fun at the classic late-window “panic buy” narrative and the way local and Japanese outlets feed off each other’s reporting to hype up these stories, with doubt about the move happening outweighing belief that it will. Note: this article excludes baseless, sexual-crime-related insults directed at a real player that appeared in the original thread.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[Soccer] Kaishu Sano’s Premier League move resurfaces at the last minute! Mainz offered around ¥5.2 billion?“

  • Hoshino Mari’s “Drove by Car” Controversy on 24-Hour TV — Actually Just a Mix-up Over the Distance?

    When actress Mari Hoshino took part in the marathon segment of “24-Hour TV,” rumors surfaced online suggesting she had secretly traveled by car. But on 5channel, many pointed out that the “distance covered” cited as evidence was itself based on a misunderstanding. The actual course was 80km, yet a lot of people had assumed it was around 100km, and that gap in perception is largely what fueled the suspicion. Similar “warp theory” controversies have popped up almost every year since around 2002, and this incident is being discussed as part of that same pattern.

    Published 9/1 (Tue) 20:20

    SmartFLASH

    Actress Mari Hoshino (Photo: Senji Kanaya)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:36
    It's only 80km — no need to warp for that.
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:36
    She probably just warped because she couldn't keep running properly.
    Eh, a little cheating's fine, isn't it.
    6AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:37
    So quantum teleportation is real after all.
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:37
    Can an average person even run 80km in 24 hours?
    62AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:01
    Re: #7
    My high school used to walk 42.195km every year — everyone headed out in the morning and was back by early afternoon. You could easily walk 80km if you've got 24 hours.
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:08
    Re: #7
    That's just over 3km an hour.
    Sounds doable, right?
    33AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    I mean, "of course they drive when the cameras aren't rolling, lol" has basically become the accepted attitude over the years — but if you actually stop and think about it, that's pretty messed up.
    34AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    Running 3km in 12 minutes takes some real speed — that's not nothing.
    35AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:44
    Nishimura Tomomi ran 20km in one hour, apparently.
    45AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:47
    Re: #35
    That reminds me, my 20km car commute used to take a full hour every morning.
    Nishimura's insane.
    52AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:49
    Guess the distance varies by runner.
    I thought everyone ran 100km.
    91AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:11
    Re: #52
    Amema ran 200km
    Damedayon ran 70km
    Tokumitsu was around there too

    It varies by year.
    78AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:07
    Walk 2 hours (10km), rest 1 hour.
    Just repeat that 8 times.
    No running required at all lol
    83AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:09
    Re: #78
    Why don't you try it yourself?
    Then you can talk, lol

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The marathon segment of “24-Hour TV” is famous as a beloved, tear-jerking staple of the show, but ever since around 2002 it has repeatedly faced “warp theory” suspicions — claims that the runner is driven by car through stretches the cameras don’t cover. This time the actual distance covered was 80km, but among viewers there’s a persistent assumption that runners cover roughly 100km every year, and that gap is largely what fueled the suspicion that “the distance is too short, so she must have driven.” In the thread, posters compared the distance to past performers like Kanpei Ma, Amema, and Tomomi Nishimura, surfacing a little-known fact: the set distance varies considerably by year and by runner. The way the distance is announced and publicized seems prone to misleading viewers, and that structural issue may be one reason these suspicions keep recurring.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt and summary of the 5channel (Sports/Entertainment News+) thread “Hoshino Mari’s “24-Hour TV” Marathon Sparks “Drove by Car” Suspicion, but Voices Point to a Misunderstanding Over “Distance Covered”… The “Warp Theory” That’s Recurred Since 2002.”

  • Kota Takai Loaned to Sint-Truiden After Failing to Break Into Tottenham’s Squad

    Tottenham defender Kota Takai (21) will join Belgian First Division side Sint-Truiden on loan, it was announced on September 1, 2026. He’ll wear number 4. A product of Kawasaki Frontale’s youth academy, Takai made his Japan national team debut in 2024 and won the J.League Best Young Player award, but after his move to Tottenham in July 2025 he couldn’t get playing time, and even during his January 2026 loan to Borussia Mönchengladbach he failed to produce results, missing out on a World Cup squad spot. On 5channel threads, some praised the move (“slow to decide, but the right call”), while others were more skeptical (“back to square one,” “really drives home how important it is to climb the ladder step by step”), and there was also discussion of Kawasaki Frontale’s roughly ¥1 billion transfer-fee windfall.

    Belgian First Division side Sint-Truiden (STVV) announced on the 1st that Tottenham Hotspur defender Kota Takai (21), of England’s Premier League, will join on loan. He’ll wear number 4.

    Takai is a 192cm center-back. He was promoted to Kawasaki Frontale’s first team from the youth academy in 2023, then made his Japan national team debut in 2024 and won the J.League Best Young Player award.

    He made a surprise move to Tottenham in July 2025 but couldn’t earn playing time. He also failed to make much of an impression during a loan spell at Germany’s Borussia Mönchengladbach starting January 2026, and missed out on selection for the World Cup in North/Central America.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:36
    If he'd made this call from the start, he might've had a shot at the World Cup.
    Late as it is, still a good decision.
    84AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:05
    Re: #2
    He got injured right after moving to Europe and never got his conditioning back, so it probably would've turned out the same no matter where he went.
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:37
    Will the day ever come when he actually plays for Tottenham?
    5AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:37
    Not expecting anything from this, but hey, good luck to him.
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:37
    So he got loaned out after all.
    Guess it's just Kamada and Zion (goalkeeper Zion Suzuki) left now.
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:38
    Kawasaki pocketing ¥1 billion alone made this transfer worth it.
    10AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:38
    Kind of feels like
    we're back to square one.
    27AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Re: #10
    Normally it's the other way around — players go from Sint-Truiden, sponsored by a Japanese company, to the Premier League or Bundesliga.
    This is completely backwards.
    Is he scouting for his next landing spot?
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:39
    Ha, so that's where he ended up.
    Feels like a return to Japan might come sooner rather than later.
    12AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:39
    Kawasaki did well to sell him for ¥1 billion.
    If he can't even get on the pitch for a Spurs side flirting with relegation, there's no future there.
    13AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:39
    He was the young gun who once shut down Ronaldo,
    but I guess the Premier League was a bridge too far.
    14AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    Not being able to get minutes on this current Tottenham side says a lot.
    Watching guys like Cubarsí tearing it up for Barça as teenagers, you can't help but feel Japanese players are just a level below.
    16AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    Re: #1
    This is a good move.
    Sint-Truiden basically raised both Tomiyasu and Endo too.
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:40
    It all starts at Sint-Truiden.
    Better to start somewhere that matches your level instead of aiming too high.
    18AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    He overreached. Better to climb the ladder one step at a time (´・ω・`)
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    He probably doesn't speak the language well either.
    He'll have to pick it up gradually now in Belgium.
    20AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Jumping straight from the J.League to Tottenham was a huge mistake.
    He mismanaged his career path and missed out on the World Cup because of it.
    Even Tomiyasu, who's a level above Takai, went through Belgium and Italy first.
    80AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:01
    Re: #20
    Tomiyasu and Zion (goalkeeper Zion Suzuki) have similar career paths — Sint-Truiden → Serie A → Premier League.
    21AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Took a bit of a detour, but this is where it really starts.
    He's overrated for now, but it's still too early to say.
    23AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:41
    Sint-Truiden seems fine, honestly.
    It's a good place to take that next step.
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Re: #1

    Ha, a last-minute deadline-day move.

    Transfer window deadlines by league:
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7202705.png
    90AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:08
    Re: #24
    France, Germany, and Italy's deadlines are around 4:00 in the morning. England's is 7:00, and Spain's is maybe 8:00.
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    He didn't really do anything notable at his loan club Borussia Mönchengladbach either.
    At this point a step down to somewhere like Sint-Truiden is about all that's left.
    28AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Apparently his own parents found out about the Tottenham move from news reports, so it sounds like it was basically his call alone.
    What a wasted year.
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    Feels like he's finally standing at a starting line that actually matches his level.
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:43
    Really drives home how important it is to climb the ladder step by step.
    If Zion (Suzuki) had gone to Man United back then, he might not be where he is today either.
    37AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:46
    So? Think he can catch up to big brother Kim Min-jae? 🤭
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:48
    Re: #37
    When Min-jae was 21 he was still in the K League or the Chinese league, wasn't he?
    49AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:52
    Are Nakamura Keito and Sugawara about the only other uncertain ones left?
    59AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:55
    Re: #49
    Sugawara's at Cagliari.
    57AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:54
    What even was the point of Tottenham? Might've been better off going to Sint-Truiden from the start.
    70AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:59
    Re: #57
    Sint-Truiden wouldn't have paid ¥1 billion for him.
    Mitoma also spent a year in Belgium before Brighton, so I don't think it's a bad path,
    but a 21-year-old center-back thrown straight into the Premier League seems like he'd break down fast.
    76AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:00
    People keep saying "he's young," but at this rate he'll just end up like Chase.
    He's not really that young anymore by football standards.
    Either way, that's two years of failure so far.
    81AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:02
    Re: #76
    It's been one year — the Tottenham move was last year.
    86AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:05
    So, will Moriyasu call Takai up to the national team?
    Assuming he actually performs well first, of course.
    91AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:08
    Re: #86
    Moriyasu already called up Takai to the senior national team back when he was still at Kawasaki Frontale.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Sint-Truiden is a club effectively owned by the DMM.com group, and it has a track record of serving as a stepping stone for Japanese players like Takehiro Tomiyasu and Wataru Endo before they moved on to major European leagues. This time the flow ran in reverse — a Premier League player joining the club in what looked like a step down — which drew surprised reactions on the thread about the order being “backwards.” Kawasaki Frontale received roughly ¥1 billion in transfer fees from Takai’s move, so beyond the debate over his personal career path, the deal also drew attention for what it meant financially for a development-focused club. Since joining Tottenham he has cycled through loans without getting playing time, and whether this latest move becomes the springboard back to the national team and a World Cup squad spot remains to be seen — it will come down to how much he actually plays going forward.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Soccer] Kota Takai’s move to Belgium’s Sint-Truiden confirmed — loan from Premier League’s Tottenham, will wear No. 4“.

  • Rumiko Koyanagi Stunned by Messi’s Retirement from Argentina Squad — 5ch: “Thanks for Playing This Long”

    Singer Rumiko Koyanagi (74) updated her Instagram on September 1, writing “I can’t stop feeling sad” about Argentina national team star Lionel Messi’s (39) announcement that he is retiring from international duty, sharing her feelings alongside a photo of the two of them together. Messi had revealed on social media on August 31 that he planned to step away from the national team after this summer’s North/Central American World Cup. Reactions on 5ch were split: some offered words of appreciation for Messi, who led the national team for so many years, while others were puzzled by the intensity of Koyanagi’s “I can’t process this” reaction, and some pointed out she may be confusing his “international retirement” with retiring from football altogether.

    Rumiko Koyanagi Stunned by Messi’s International Retirement: “I Can’t Process This” — Shares Her Sadness with a Photo Together

    Singer and actress Rumiko Koyanagi (74) updated her Instagram on the 1st, revealing her feelings with the words “I can’t stop feeling sad” after Argentina national team forward Lionel Messi (39, based in Miami) confirmed his retirement from international football.

    On August 31, Messi wrote on his own Instagram, “I am retiring from the Argentina national team. This decision has been heartbreaking, but I believe now is the time,” making clear his intention to step down from international duty following this summer’s World Cup in North and Central America.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:38
    Argentina without Messi is just a bunch of thugs now
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:38
    Honestly, thank you for sticking with the national team this long
    6AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:38
    I'm worried the shock might actually do her in
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:39
    It's just retiring from the "national team," right?
    Is it really that big a deal? (´・ω・`)
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:39
    I mean, everyone already figured the last World Cup was going to be his last anyway
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:41
    So what's he gonna do after retiring from the national team?
    13AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:42
    Cristiano Ronaldo actually looks way more like Kenya Osumi anyway (a Japanese actor/TV personality)
    15AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:44
    It's not like this was so sudden she couldn't process it — everyone saw it coming.


    It's not like he suddenly died in an accident or something, so acting like that isn't really called for
    17AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:45
    She's probably mixing it up with retiring from football altogether lol
    18AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:45
    To Rumiko he probably feels like a grandson
    20AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:46
    Re: #18
    He's not really grandson age lol
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:46
    Ah, it's the "soccer harassment lady," huh lol (known for her over-the-top soccer commentary)
    22AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:47
    Well, you'd better have been ready for this
    Honestly, it would've been cleanest if he'd ended it one World Cup earlier
    23AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:49
    Come on, cut her some slack, she's an old lady lol
    26AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:53
    You should've made peace with it right after the final ended lol
    28AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:54
    Álvarez is fine, isn't he — even if not this time, he'll end up at Barça eventually
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:55
    Just root for Haaland from now on
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:56
    Messi does kind of have a similar vibe to Kenya Osumi, doesn't he
    35AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:04
    This lady doesn't even really like soccer that much, does she
    She just likes Messi
    36AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:04
    Write "来る夢" (a dream that comes) and "来る人" (a person who comes)…
    and read it as "Limelight" (a classic pun-name for Japanese bars/snack clubs — the kanji are pronounced "raimuraito")
    52AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:28
    Re: #36
    Yeah, you see that as a shop name for countryside cafes and hostess bars all the time
    38AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:05
    Anyway, drink some Joa and calm down (a popular Japanese fruit yogurt drink)
    39AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:05
    He was such an undisputed ace that even Maradona, back when he was manager, said "I've got Messi."
    Apparently coaches from other countries rally their players by shouting "Did you come here to take pictures with Messi?!" — that's the level of legend he is in football.
    No wonder Rumiko is heartbroken.
    41AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:10
    He's retiring from the national team without ever beating Ronaldo's cap count or goal record
    I get how Rumiko feels
    47AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:21
    Re: #41
    The next one is CR7's last shot at winning the World Cup with Portugal
    50AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:24
    Re: #41
    Honestly that feels more like it's because Portugal's squad just isn't that strong
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:10
    I mean, that's a perfectly normal age to retire at
    What, is he supposed to be King Kazu or something
    45AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:19
    Re: #42
    He's 38, right?
    Seems like he could still keep going
    43AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:13
    Embarrassing himself at his last World Cup — what a lame way to go out
    44AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:15
    Graduated top of her class from the Takarazuka Music School

    The "New Three Girls"
    Rumiko Koyanagi, Saori Minami, Mari Amachi


    Impressive that she's still around and doing well
    46AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:21
    I keep wondering about Messi's youngest son wearing a Japan national team jersey
    Did his son ask for one himself?
    Or did he get it from Iniesta?
    49AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:22
    Guess this means a dark age for Argentina now…
    The players on the team must be way more shocked than she is
    51AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:26
    Messi's surprisingly warm and friendly
    You can really tell she's a huge fan
    56AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:39
    Re: #47
    He's hinted he'll retire from playing altogether after this season
    79AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:48
    Re: #56
    Wait, he's giving up on the home-soil tournament?
    For real…?
    58AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:52
    He probably thinks Japanese fans are annoying
    Always asking "when are you retiring" or "tell us where to get Messi merch" or whatever
    62AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:56
    Re: #58
    Apparently he got spooked watching Ronaldo get made to do the towel-spin thing

    Background and Key Points of Discussion

    Messi kept playing for the national team even after leading Argentina to victory at the 2022 Qatar World Cup, and has now announced his international retirement following this summer’s North/Central American World Cup. Since many had already expected “this time really will be the last” back at the previous tournament, the thread’s reaction leaned more toward calm acknowledgment — “we saw this coming” — than genuine shock. One key point of debate was that Messi’s announcement applies only to his international career, not to retiring from club football altogether, and several comments appeared to mix up the two. The timing also overlaps with Cristiano Ronaldo hinting at retirement after this season, meaning two longtime rivals are reaching milestones in their international careers around the same time. The thread doesn’t get into how Rumiko Koyanagi and Messi came to know each other, and the available material doesn’t make that clear either.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Soccer/Entertainment] Rumiko Koyanagi Stunned by Messi’s International Retirement: “I Can’t Process This” — Shares Her Sadness with a Photo Together with Messi.”

  • Erina Mano Reveals Secret World Cup Stories on TV for the First Time — 5ch: “Where else are you gonna find a 35-year-old this gorgeous?”

    Former Hello! Project idol Erina Mano appeared on Fuji TV’s “Keru to Meru” on August 31 and, for the first time on television, opened up about secret behind-the-scenes World Cup stories from married life with her husband, Japan national team midfielder Gaku Shibasaki. The show also featured a segment where Travis Japan’s Shimekake proposed nutrient-packed meals for a J-League player’s wife. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, comments piled up nostalgically over her rare TV appearance (“She’s alive?!”, “Haven’t seen her in 10 years”), while the thread also buzzed over the reason behind Shibasaki’s tears and reminiscences tied to a national teammate’s reported relationship.

    1AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:37
    You can try it yourself tomorrow! Travis Japan's Shimekake proposes nutrient-packed meals for a J-League player's wife!
    Erina Mano, wife of Gaku Shibasaki — one of the finest midfielders in Japan national team history — reveals secret World Cup stories on TV for the first time
    Keru to Meru ▼ Travis Japan's Shimekake proposes nutritious meals! Erina Mano reveals secret World Cup stories on TV for the first time 🈑
    3AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:47
    The die-hard Mano fans ("Manofure") are probably already asleep by now
    4AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:56
    Mano-eri, you're still alive?! (lol)

    When was the last time she was even on TV??
    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:58
    Gaku's finally hitting his stride too
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:58
    LMAOOOO the guy who actually bought Mano-brand work gloves
    https://n.picvr.net/2608312257384473.jpg
    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:58
    Can't believe Mano-chan actually cried
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:03
    Isn't Aomori Yamada the high school with a ton of scandals?
    10AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:03
    First time seeing her in 10 years
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:03
    Chicken breast, of course
    12AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:04
    Where else are you gonna find a 35-year-old this gorgeous
    13AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:04
    So cute cute~
    14AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:05
    He hasn't really been in top form since getting married, huh
    15AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:05
    Dating is at your own risk
    16AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:06
    So he's back home right now?
    17AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:07
    Doesn't look like she's expecting (no baby bump)
    19AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:07
    If Kashima Antlers lose, the supporters absolutely tear into them
    21AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:10
    If they lose, Ogata rips into them
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:12
    Right, she's Shibasaki Erina now, obviously
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:13
    She used to play for Gattas, so she actually knows her soccer (a women's team she once played for)
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:19
    Uh ohhh
    Ogi's getting all heart-eyes
    35AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:20
    Is Shibasaki playing for a team in Japan right now?
    37AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:20
    I could tell right away those were tears of frustration
    Especially against Spain
    And of all people, the guy who scored plays the same position as him — the boyfriend of Airi, who isn't even into soccer, ugh, worst timing lol
    Of course you can't fully celebrate when the husband you live with doesn't get his due
    39AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:21
    The "Ant-losers" (mocking nickname for Kashima Antlers) only ever score off set pieces
    40AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:22
    I wonder if she already knew about Ao and Airi's relationship
    45AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:23
    Re: #40
    It was after the dating rumors broke, during the 2022 World Cup
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:22
    I always scream with joy at goals, but imagining how Mano-chan must've felt, I kept quiet on Twitter this time
    44AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:23
    She's starting to look like one of the Kamishiraishi sisters
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:24
    Wonder if she'll make a comeback as a mom-talent now
    48AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:28
    Happened to catch it and Mano-chan was on, lol
    Too cute, dying
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:29
    She outshone the entire Hello! Project lineup put together
    51AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:31
    Seeing Mano-chan again makes you realize… current Hello! Project's visuals are kind of lacking
    52AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:33
    Tanaka Ao was the one to blame for the Brazil match, so maybe God really does exist after all
    54AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:35
    No no, they haven't broken up, they haven't
    Like I'd fall for that lol
    55AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:37
    Back in 2022, after the dating rumors with Airi went public and got confirmed,
    Tanaka Ao scored off Mitoma Kaoru's miracle 1mm assist
    2026 turned out to be the exact opposite
    62AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:38
    Re: #55
    They haven't broken up, so it's not really the exact opposite
    60AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:54
    She was insanely cute
    So jealous
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:00
    Don't really care about Airi or whatever
    But I'm jealous of Mano-chan's husband

    Background and Talking Points

    Erina Mano is known as a former solo idol from Hello! Project who, since marrying, has largely stayed out of the spotlight — which is why the thread filled up with surprised reactions like “She’s alive?!” and “Haven’t seen her in 10 years.” The other major focus was the reason behind the tears her husband Gaku Shibasaki shed during the World Cup, tied to reminiscing about a national teammate’s reported relationship, with some posts even drawing comparisons between the 2022 and 2026 tournaments. That said, as exchanges like “they haven’t broken up” and “that’s just speculation” show, none of this was necessarily stated outright on the program itself — it’s largely built on fans’ memories and guesswork. Whether Mano will resume activity as a “mom talent” going forward also wasn’t explicitly announced on the show, and should be read as fans getting ahead of themselves.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “■ Erina Mano ■ Fuji TV 『Keru to Meru ▼ Shimekake proposes nutritious meals! Erina Mano reveals secret World Cup stories on TV for the first time』 ■ 23:00–23:30 ■“.