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  • Video of a Katana Slicing a Paper Carton Sparks ‘Anyone Could Do That’ Reactions

    A thread on 5ch shared a video of someone slowly test-cutting a paper carton with a Japanese sword (katana). While some viewers were struck by how the blade was worked in with small, repeated motions instead of one swift slash, others gave a cooler response — “anyone could do that,” “even a kitchen knife could manage it” — sparking debate over just how sharp the blade really was.

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    Not what I expected

    Source: video.twimg.com / original post here

    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:32
    Wait, isn't it supposed to be one quick slash?!
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:32
    For a second I thought there was coffee inside it
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:34
    He's trying to look cool but he really isn't lol
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:35
    Reminds me of Bucciarati getting punched (the famous 'gets beaten up' scene from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:37
    Re: #9
    The pain hits you in slow motion, delayed lol
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:36
    Still, cutting through an empty, unsecured carton without knocking it over might actually show insane sharpness
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:37
    Some slacker old man scraping by doing street performances
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:39
    I thought he was just holding his stance the whole time, but he'd already cut it lol
    17AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:39
    Kind of like those old warrior legends where a dragonfly lands on the blade and just splits in two on its own — does that kind of thing actually happen?
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:40
    He's sawing it in with terrifyingly tiny little motions
    Only someone as sharp-eyed as me would even catch that
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:43
    This is the thing people do before and after sharpening a kitchen knife
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:43
    Wait, he's doing it slowly?! lolololol
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:43
    Before I knew it, it was already cut clean in half
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:44
    Well, it's not easy, but a katana's edge should manage at least this much
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:45
    Cutting it slowly is actually the harder part, but this isn't really what I wanted to see
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:45
    Anyone could do this lol
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:02
    Re: #28
    Seems doable once you get the knack for it lol
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:45
    If this were an iaido quick-draw, you guys would just complain it's too fast to see
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:46
    Videos of sword draws too fast for the camera to catch show up now and then
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:48
    I used to love those old Katori Shinto-ryu (a classical Japanese swordsmanship school) videos on Niconico, watched them over and over
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:49
    I thought I was going to see some inhuman, otherworldly technique like Kogan-ryu (the brutal fictional sword style from the manga Vagabond)…
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:50
    Cutting it slowly is actually the impressive part
    There's no way I could ever pull that off
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:51
    Some people are saying it's just moving under the sword's own weight
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:53
    Deep down he's probably just dying to cut an actual person
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:00
    I was expecting him to cut a small slit at the spout
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:04
    Turns out there's no real back-and-forth sawing going on
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:17
    There are similar videos out there for sharpening kitchen knives
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:25
    He's just adjusting where he applies force so it doesn't tip over
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:32
    Does a katana only show its true sharpness in the hands of a master?
    I wonder if every samurai back in the day had the skill to bring that out
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:35
    They say you have to draw the blade to cut
    Well, that's true for paper anyway
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:35
    In real combat it was probably more thrusting than slashing
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:42
    Apparently it was more like beating people to death than cutting them
    Like clubbing them with something more like an iron rod
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:43
    Lol, but wait — could this actually be an AI-generated video?
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:48
    I wonder what would happen with an OLFA box cutter (a popular Japanese utility knife brand)
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:49
    Being able to cut it slowly without knocking over a light, empty carton is probably the impressive part
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:49
    No way a kitchen knife could do that
    Just think about it for a second
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:50
    I have cut a worthless thing again (the famous line from Rurouni Kenshin)

    Background and Key Points

    Tameshigiri, the practice of test-cutting with a katana, has roots in Edo-period sword appraisal, when blades were tested on rolled tatami mats, bamboo, or even, historically, condemned criminals’ corpses, to certify a smith’s work and a swordsman’s technique. A rolled or soaked tatami mat is the modern standard because its fiber density is said to approximate human flesh resistance; a dry paper carton, by contrast, offers almost no resistance, which is exactly why the video split opinion. Katana blades are ground to an extremely acute, single-bevel edge (often under 15 degrees), very different from a Western kitchen knife’s more obtuse double bevel, so the “any knife could do this” comparisons posters made aren’t quite apples to apples, even if a sharp kitchen knife genuinely could slice an empty carton.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t sharpness versus dullness, but interpretation of technique: some posters saw slow, deliberate pressure as proof of a bladeless-looking, unimpressive cut (“anyone could do that”), while others (37, 63) argued that cutting slowly, without toppling a light, unsecured, empty box, is actually the harder technical feat, since a fast slash would use momentum to stabilize the target while a slow draw relies purely on edge geometry and controlled force.

    What the thread never engages with is that real historical sword combat, unlike choreographed test-cuts, involved armor, thrusting, and blunt trauma far more than clean slashes (briefly noted at 56-57), and that the dragonfly-splits-itself legend mentioned in the thread is folklore, not a documented phenomenon, even for legendary blades like Masamune’s.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Video] A Katana Test-Cut Slicing a Paper Carton in One Stroke Is Insanely Impressive!!!!!!!!!!!“.

  • Hello! Project composer Shō Hoshibe splits fans — 5ch: ‘He’s got no talent for lyrics’

    A thread has popped up on 5ch’s “Hello! Project” board about songwriter-composer Shō Hoshibe, who has written numerous Hello! Project songs for groups like Morning Musume。’23 and Angerme.

    Harsh takes like “he always hits a passing grade but has no signature hit” and “he has no talent for lyrics” clashed with defenders saying “he’s genuinely talented” and “‘Taikibansei’ was a crucial song that opened the post-Tsunku era” — the debate even spiraled into comparing view counts between songs.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:49
    Hello! Project songs Shō Hoshibe has written lyrics for since 2022
    Wake-up Call ~Mezameru Toki~ (Morning Musume。'23)
    Piece of Peace ~Shiawase no Puzzle~ (Angerme)
    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:53
    Love Misery and Positive Program (suko = net slang for 'I love this')
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:56
    Re: #2
    HANAKIN isn't on there!
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:56
    He always delivers a passing grade, but he's got no signature hit.
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:57
    Re: #6
    The girl with glasses
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:08
    Re: #6
    That "passing grade" rating is way too generous. I'm not saying everything he's made is trash, but because of this guy, Hello! Project was in serious decline before 'Misery.'
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:00
    I loved it when he used to do music theory videos on YouTube, but he stopped.
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:01
    If anything, most of his best-known work is from before 2022.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:02
    I wish they'd make him exclusive to BEYOOOOONDS.
    An earnest wish from Hello! Project fans.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:05
    It's from 2018, but 'Do Dance' really stands out.
    Glad Hikaruu performed it at Maa's live show.
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:06
    He has no talent for lyrics.
    But he's written plenty of good songs.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:07
    Calling it 'music theory,' but what Hoshibe actually talks about is about the level of a beginner's chord-composition book.
    Made me realize he barely understands arrangement theory.
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:10
    Re: #14
    Feels like one of those self-proclaimed musicians desperately talking down to him just because they're older.
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:12
    That's just some old guy losing it because he can't bring himself to admit it.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:19
    Hoshibe can't even write basic two-voice counterpoint well — he genuinely lacks arrangement skill.
    You can see it if you compare it with Noimii's 'Ai wo Kudasaimase,' which is in the same gothic style as 'Misery.'
    In Noimii's song, the vocal melody and the string line differ but stay well balanced together.
    In Hoshibe's, only the vocal melody stands out,
    which makes it feel cheap as gothic music.
    30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:22
    Re: #27
    That Noimii song flopped hard, it's a garbage track.
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:24
    Re: #30
    A song with 10 million views isn't what I'd call a flop.
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:24
    Re: #32
    On THE FIRST TAKE it's only a tenth of that, though.
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:24
    He's got more talent than Takui, at least.
    As a melody-maker, if he just had some more individuality, the possibilities would really open up.
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:27
    Re: #33
    Takui's still landed more hits than him, though.
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:26
    Re: #34
    Even so,
    it hit a million views in three weeks.
    That's not a flop.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:29
    Re: #36
    If you're going to bill it as a bigger hit than 'Misery,' I'd want to see it hit 5 million views on THE FIRST TAKE.
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:28
    I'd say the ones who carried Hello! Project through the post-Tsunku era were Hoshibe, Shusui, Kouga, and Yusuke Kato.
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:29
    Re: #39
    I think he deserves credit for using 'Taikibansei' to head off the backlash.
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:30
    My take is that 'Taikibansei' is the worst piece of garbage among all their debut/re-debut songs.
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:33
    Re: #46
    It was the opening of the post-Tsunku era.
    If it had gotten a total thumbs-down from the fans,
    today's Hello! Project might not exist.
    In that sense, 'Taikibansei' really mattered.
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:32
    Re: #43
    At its current growth rate, given the same amount of time as Misery's THE FIRST TAKE version, it'd easily clear 5 million too.
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:33
    Re: #48
    Misery was growing faster right from the start, so that's not happening.
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:32
    Hits and song quality aren't really related anyway.
    I mean, 'Love Machine' is trash among trash.
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:33
    Re: #49
    They're not completely unrelated, and it's still better than the others.
    54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:35
    Re: #51
    Noimii did 1.5 million in three weeks.
    Misery did just under 5 million in nine months.
    If you can do basic math,
    the outcome is already obvious.
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:37
    Re: #54
    Funny that you think it'll just keep growing like simple math.
    58AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:42
    Re: #56
    Even if growth slows down over time,
    that applies to both equally.
    It'd be weirder to assume Noimii's growth rate drops off harder than Misery's.
    62AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:50
    Re: #58
    If you're comparing it within Hello! Project's THE FIRST TAKE lineup, Noimii is closer to 'Koi Revolution' than to 'Misery' or 'Hatsukoi Cider.'
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:46
    Hoshibe's songs have a mechanical feel to them.
    Maybe it's just how he works, but it's like — pretty, but the outer structure is always the same.
    63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:53
    Takui is just being hyped up desperately by Angerme fans.
    66AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:56
    Re: #63
    Isn't it more like there are maybe two Takui fans among the 'wolves' (Morning Musume's fan nickname)?

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is Up-Front Group’s family of idol acts — Morning Musume。, Angerme, BEYOOOOONDS and others — that for two decades was defined almost entirely by producer Tsunku, who wrote and composed nearly every hit himself. After throat cancer surgery in 2014 cost him his singing voice, he stepped back from active songwriting, forcing the agency to lean on a rotating bench of outside composers — Shō Hoshibe among them — to fill the gap. “Taikibansei,” the 2015 single that relaunched Morning Musume with several new members, is generally treated as the symbolic first release of that “post-Tsunku” period, which is why posters keep returning to it as a make-or-break moment for the franchise’s survival rather than judging it purely as a song.

    The thread doesn’t actually split on whether Hoshibe is good or bad in the abstract — nearly everyone grants he’s “passing grade.” It splits on whether raw output (his string of average, dependable songs) or the two or three highlights (“Taikibansei,” “Koi Misery ,” “Do Dance”) should define his legacy, and on whether YouTube view counts on THE FIRST TAKE are a legitimate stand-in for songwriting quality at all.

    What outside readers will likely miss is that THE FIRST TAKE numbers aren’t a neutral chart — placement, timing, and the channel’s own promotional push swing view totals independently of the song itself, yet posters here treat them like Oricon sales figures and extrapolate future growth from early weeks as if it were simple arithmetic. That’s less a music-criticism debate than wota culture’s habit of relitigating fandom stats as objective proof.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “What do you think of ‘Shō Hoshibe’?“

  • Morning Musume’s Oda Sakura Marks 15 Years With a Veteran Fan — 5ch: ‘Still Just a 15-Year Rookie’

    A veteran fan known as “Oda-kama,” a longtime supporter of Morning Musume’s Oda Sakura, announced on 5ch’s Hello! Project board that they’d hit their 15th anniversary as a fan (“wota”). The thread lit up with congratulations, along with self-deprecating jokes and life updates from poster Kazuko, and the conversation soon drifted to buzz about new member Ishikawa.

    1AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:14
    Still just a 15-year rookie
    3AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:16
    For reference, her singing career just hit its 25th anniversary.
    5AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:19
    Re: #1
    Imori Miyuki, 16 years old — not yet anyone's. (a nod to a famous old idol-era catchphrase)
    7AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:21
    Congrats on 15 years, Kama-chan!
    9AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:22
    Yoshiaki, you've been on the Ookami board for 15 years? ("Ookami," or "Wolf," is 5ch's nickname for the Hello! Project board)
    13AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:32
    Got hit hard by Sayashi in 'Moonlight Night'
    Got hit again by 'Renai Hunter'
    Couldn't break free after '1・2・3'
    And then Oda-chan joined and sealed the deal
    14AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:32
    I always thought 40ml of gin plus 120ml of strong sparkling water was one 'Eko-standard' drink, but did I remember that wrong?

    Is the Eko standard actually 30ml of gin?
    15AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:33
    I meant to type 'Eko' and it came out as 'Ekko'
    Sounds like some hostess from a Showa-era cabaret
    18AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:36
    If it weren't for Ishikawa, I might have completely lost interest in Musume.
    She's basically Oda-chan's successor.
    22AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:42
    It's Fukuda Asuka, thank you very much.
    Not Kanon.
    26AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:46
    Kazuko's the same age as Nacchi and Iida-san,
    so it wouldn't have been weird for her to be in the original lineup or 2nd gen.
    27AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:47
    Re: #26
    That would be plenty weird!
    28AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:49
    Had a classmate who was such a hardcore fan he went all the way to Muroran to see her house.
    Apparently it's a dark chapter now — he genuinely loses it if you tease him about it.
    29AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:50
    Sounds like Oda Sakura's putting out a photobook, so get yourself to the meet-and-greet, Oda-kama.
    32AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:54
    You call yourself 'Oda-kama' and she's done so much for you — the least you could do is say a proper farewell!
    34AnonymousAug 19, 2026 21:56
    Re: #32
    I do want to thank Oda-chan, but…
    38AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:06
    Weren't you working polling-station part-time shifts just to save up enough to go see Oda Sakura?
    39AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:08
    I don't really think Oda-chan ever noticed my fan art anyway
    That's fine — she can just stay a distant idol I admire from afar.
    42AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:17
    Re: #39
    Be greedy about it!
    If you actually put in the effort, you've got the potential to blow up as big as Mizushina Takayuki did (a tarento famous for his idol fan art)
    Don't let the chance slip by!
    46AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:24
    Nothing but whining out of you
    I won't forgive it!
    48AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:27
    Re: #46
    I'm not as brimming with confidence and hope for the future as I was when I was young (likely a typo of 自身 'confidence' for 地震 'earthquake' — both read "jishin")
    56AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:37
    Had to stop my strength training
    and now I'm feeling kind of down about it
    Never been diagnosed with bipolar disorder though
    64AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:51
    Nagoya, right?
    66AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:54
    Re: #64
    Look at you, you actually know! lol
    65AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:51
    Tried grilling some yellowback seabream (renkodai)
    Scaling it and gutting the gills and innards through the gill opening (a technique called tsubonuki) was no problem
    But grilling it so the fins don't burn while cooking it all the way through — like one of those pristine whole fish you get as a wedding favor — turned out to be an absolute nightmare.
    67AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:55
    Re: #65
    So how'd you end up eating it?

    Background and Key Points

    A “wota” (a portmanteau of otaku used specifically for idol fans) marking 15 years devoted to one member is a fairly ordinary milestone inside Hello! Project fandom, but the scale only makes sense with the group’s own timeline. Morning Musume debuted in 1997 and has run through nine-plus “generations” of members recruited via open auditions; Oda Sakura joined as part of the 9th generation in 2011, so a fan’s 15-year “Oda-kama” tenure roughly tracks her entire run in the group, not the full 25-plus year history of Morning Musume itself, which is why one poster needling “her singing career just hit its 25th anniversary” reads as a dig at how junior 15 years actually is within Ookami-board terms (Ookami, “wolf,” is 5ch’s long-standing nickname for the Hello! Project subforum).

    The thread doesn’t really argue over the anniversary itself; where it splits is over what a “proper” fan owes an idol he’s followed this long. Several posters push the OP to be more assertive — buy the new photobook, show up to the meet-and-greet, maybe even get noticed the way fan-artist Mizushina Takayuki did — while the OP insists he’s content staying an anonymous, unacknowledged admirer.

    What’s easy to miss without Japanese idol-culture context is how normalized the financial sacrifice jokes are: the poll-worker shift mentioned isn’t a throwaway line, but a nod to the real, unremarkable practice of Japanese idol fans taking odd temp jobs specifically to fund event tickets and merchandise.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread「💖Oda-kama Ookami 15th Anniversary」.

  • 32-Year-Old Man Reveals Stomach Cancer Diagnosis, Sparks Reaction on 5ch

    A 32-year-old poster wrote on 5ch that a gastroscopy had found stomach cancer, prompting a stream of questions from thread regulars about the symptoms, what led to the exam, and the treatment plan.

    The poster revealed the cancer was Stage 3A and would require surgery, that cancer runs in the family, and that they don’t have insurance — sparking further discussion about health checkups and diet.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:52
    People who cry over getting sick are so lame (lol)
    Uuurgh……
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:53
    This "look at me" made-up story isn't even funny🥺
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:54
    Re: #2
    Would've been nice if it were made up, huh
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:54
    How'd you find out?
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:57
    Re: #6
    Found out from a gastroscopy (endoscopy)
    My company checkup still only does the barium swallow test, so getting the scope done was a nice move on my part
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:59
    Re: #11
    What stage is it?
    Is it pretty bad?
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:55
    Wait, stomach cancer?
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:58
    Re: #8
    It's stomach cancer, right?
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:59
    The fact you got a gastroscopy at that age means you must've already had pretty serious symptoms, no?
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:02
    Re: #14
    My stomach just kept hurting and hurting, and I kept thinking 'that's weird… that's weird…,' then my mom told me to get checked since grandpa had stomach cancer too
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:08
    My ID changed for some reason

    I don't have any insurance
    I mean, people with families might, but who in their early 30s, single, and living with their parents actually has life or cancer insurance!?
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:09
    How bad is the pain?
    I don't have pain either, but lately I've had this tight feeling around my liver area🥺
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:10
    What's your diet like?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:12
    Re: #29
    It wasn't intense pain
    More like a sharp twinge, or just a general sense that something was off

    Re: #31
    Skip breakfast and lunch (just coffee and cigarettes)
    Dinner is mom's delicious home cooking☺
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:14
    I know it probably won't do any good to say this, but I'll say it anyway

    Go to your health checkups
    And if cancer runs in your family, take that seriously and get screened
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:15
    Re: #36
    Cancer runs in my family too
    Everybody's died of cancer
    My dad too
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:15
    I go for a checkup once a year, but it's only the bare-bones version
    That's gotta be pretty pointless
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:43
    Re: #38
    Seriously, you're better off skipping the barium test
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:16
    But I guess it really comes down to luck…
    There are old guys with terrible diets who are still perfectly healthy
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 01:13
    Re: #40
    Yeah, I think so too
    My dad worked at a big company and had checkups every year, but by the time they found it, it was Stage 4 and he died in no time
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:18
    Well, people don't die that easily, so hang in there
    There's the high-cost medical care system anyway, so even with treatment it'll only run you about as much as a motorcycle
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:21
    Re: #45
    Thanks
    Money should be fine — I've got savings and no kids

    But if you've got kids, insurance is a must
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:23
    I don't want to die without ever finding out what the One Piece really is😭
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:24
    Re: #53
    The One Piece is cancer
    Because it metastasizes through your whole body and connects it all into one (a pun on "One Piece" meaning "connected as one")
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:25
    Re: #53
    Oda seems like he lives an unhealthy lifestyle too, there's a chance he goes before you find out
    The Berserk tragedy all over again (referencing Berserk's author dying before finishing the series)
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:26
    Re: #53
    I'll tell you what the One Piece really is

    It's a snake big enough to wrap all the way around the earth
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:32
    Now you get to use that classic pun: "I got GAN (cancer)! GAAN!" (a play on "gan," the word for cancer, and "gaan," the sound effect for shock/dismay)
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:34
    Re: #69
    I tried it once and it bombed so hard, never again
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:36
    Re: #71
    Probably because you didn't make a funny enough face
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:36
    Re: #71
    Keep doing it till it actually lands
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:37
    My grandpa got colon cancer too, at 74
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:40
    Re: #74
    Colon cancer is basically the weakest boss of all the cancers
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:39
    Did you get tested for H. pylori?
    Getting stomach cancer without H. pylori seems pretty rare, I'd think
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:45
    Re: #75
    Company checkups don't test for H. pylori, right?
    So I never got tested until my stomach started hurting
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:42
    Did you feel nauseous or anything?
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:48
    Re: #79
    Re: #80
    Just this constant sense that my stomach hurt
    I didn't really notice any other changes myself
    I'm already prone to feeling sluggish anyway, and my weight hasn't changed
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 01:19
    Re: #89
    What kind of pain is it?
    Different from the stomach cramps you get from running?
    Is it a sharp, stabbing pain?
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:43
    Does a gastroscopy require an overnight stay?
    If it can be done same-day I might give it a try
    Lately I've had pain on the opposite side from my heart
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:44
    Re: #84
    It's same-day
    Out-of-pocket cost is under 10,000 yen, isn't it?
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:50
    You'll probably just get a polyp snipped out and be done — lucky you're young
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:51
    Re: #91
    It's 3A, so it means surgery

    Background and Key Points

    Cancer risk from H. pylori-linked stomach cancer in Japan is a policy-relevant issue, not just this poster’s bad luck: Japan has one of the highest gastric cancer incidence rates in the world, largely tied to historically high H. pylori infection rates, and the standard employer-mandated annual health checkup (kenshin) still defaults to a barium swallow X-ray, a decades-old screening method with lower sensitivity than endoscopy for early lesions. Japan’s national health insurance system covers most citizens, but the poster’s claim of having “no insurance” almost certainly means no supplemental cancer/life insurance policy, not no health coverage — under Japan’s universal system, treatment costs are further capped by the “high-cost medical care” (kōgaku iryōhi) subsidy that another poster references, which limits monthly out-of-pocket expenses based on income regardless of the procedure’s total cost.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t about the diagnosis itself but about how much stock to put in checkups at all: several posters argue that routine annual screening is effectively theater when it relies on barium testing instead of endoscopy or H. pylori testing, while others counter with a fatalistic “it’s all luck anyway” framing, citing unhealthy people who never get sick and, conversely, a case where annual checkups still missed cancer until Stage 4.

    What outside readers likely miss is that H. pylori testing and eradication, now standard practice in Japan for gastric cancer prevention, is not part of the routine annual company checkup posters describe — it typically requires opting in separately or seeing a specialist, which is why the poster only got screened after already having symptoms and a family history nudging them toward it, rather than through any systematic institutional safety net.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Cynical Me (32) Gets Stomach Cancer.”

  • me:I’s Agency Files Disclosure Request Against Online Slanderer, Hello! Project Fans Say ‘UP-FRONT Should Too’

    LAPONE, the agency behind idol group me:I, filed a request to disclose the identity of someone who posted defamatory content about the group online — and it’s become a hot topic on Hello! Project fan message boards.

    Fans have been flooding the thread with calls for UP-FRONT, which manages Hello! Project, to take the same action. The discussion also touched on specific accounts seen as the worst offenders for slander, and on how much compensation such a disclosure request could realistically bring in.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:29
    Please do it.
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:31
    Wouldn't be surprised if someone from the agency itself posts on the Wolf board (a notorious anonymous idol-gossip forum) too.
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:31
    Hello!'s complaint accounts (anonymous 'venting' accounts on Twitter/X) can go to hell too.
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:01
    Re: #3
    Haven't seen many complaint accounts around lately, have you?
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:33
    Before that, quit stirring up conflicts with members that get them to leave the group.
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:35
    There are some seriously creepy people on the Wolf board.
    If they come off that creepy just from their posts online, they must be way worse in real life…
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:39
    UP-FRONT should at least disclose 'Asahi Geezer' (a notorious poster nicknamed for his Asahi Net address)
    He's behind like 90% of the slander against Hello! Project members.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:46
    Exactly.
    If you're gonna drop nasty borderline put-downs, just stay holed up on 5ch.
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:48
    I want UP-FRONT to at least take action against the ones whose real names and addresses are already known.
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:48
    Well, if it's just someone spamming posts on the Wolf board where the agency can't see it, I guess that's… whatever.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:27
    Re: #18
    That'd be fine, but there are idiots who play self-appointed pundit — dragging stuff that would've stayed buried on the Wolf board out into the open on X just to make a big public statement about their feelings.
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:49
    If you're really just venting, 2ch is more than enough — they just can't quit the rush of racking up likes.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:49
    I wish they'd done this back when Ran was still in the group.
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:50
    Re: #20
    Already contacted UP-FRONT!
    Expect a response any minute now!
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:54
    Disclose the person behind 'Hello! Project Update' too!
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:55
    Apparently a disclosure order came down on the 21st.
    Supposedly it covers anonymous accounts too.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:00
    Lawyers are having a field day with the disclosure-request business these days, so I bet UP-FRONT jumps in too.
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:01
    The amount of slander doesn't even match how popular they are.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:02
    I'll pay a reward to whoever identifies the 'ASAHI Net' guy.
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:09
    Aren't these damn antis getting way too cocky?
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:14
    For content infringement, if you contest the damages basis, it usually nets just a few tens of thousands of yen.
    Defamation can go up to 3 million yen, but realistically it'll land around 300,000.
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:20
    In Hello! Project's case, the ones slandering Hello! Project are none other than UP-FRONT's own people, so nobody's getting punished.
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:23
    Hello! Project doesn't even need to file disclosure requests — everyone already knows it's the Hello! fans themselves slandering the members lol
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:42
    Re: #49
    Never seen that.
    That's all in your head.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:11
    Re: #57
    There are plenty of accounts — basically walking bundles of approval-seeking — who 'worry' about the slander on the Wolf board while unwittingly helping spread it further by bringing it up on X lol
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:09
    This kind of trigger-happy management just ends up treated like a hot potato and loses fans.
    Same way a tattletale gets frozen out by everyone.
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:27
    Re: #66
    What are you talking about, everyone does this nowadays.

    Background and Key Points

    LAPONE is the talent agency (a joint venture between Yoshimoto Kogyo and Korea’s JYP Entertainment) that produced me:I through the 2022–23 survival show “Produce 101 Japan The Girls.” Hello! Project, by contrast, is UP-FRONT’s much older idol franchise, built around Morning Musume since 1997 and encompassing over a dozen groups across nearly three decades — long enough to have accumulated a correspondingly deep well of message-board rumor and member-related scandal. Disclosure requests (発信者情報開示請求) compel a platform or ISP to hand over an anonymous poster’s identifying information so the target can pursue defamation damages; a 2022 revision to Japan’s Provider Liability Limitation Act streamlined this into a single non-litigious court procedure, which is part of why agencies have gotten faster and more willing to file them.

    The thread didn’t converge on “UP-FRONT should sue” so much as split over whether Hello! Project’s slander problem is even what it appears to be — several posters (43, 46, 68) argued the loudest “concerned” accounts and even some slander itself originate from within the fandom or agency-adjacent circles, not outside antagonists, which undercuts the idea that disclosure requests would target a clean enemy.

    What’s likely to be missed: a disclosure request doesn’t equal a payout or a public shaming. Post 42’s estimate — a realistic settlement around ¥300,000 rather than the ¥3 million statutory ceiling — is closer to the norm, and legal fees can erode much of that, meaning these filings are often as much a deterrent signal as a moneymaker.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “LAPONE, me:I’s agency, filed a disclosure request against a defamer, so I want UP-FRONT to do it too.”

  • ANYCOLOR Stock Climbs, Cover Stock Slides — 5ch Panics: ‘Delete This, Delete This, Delete This, Delete This, Delete This’

    In a chat thread on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyō (Live Commentary) board, a post comparing the stock prices of ANYCOLOR, which runs Nijisanji, and Cover, which runs Hololive, caught users’ eyes. Around the release of ‘Holodori,’ ANYCOLOR’s share price climbed from ¥2,490 to ¥2,830, while Cover’s fell from ¥1,692 to ¥1,501 — sparking a flood of panicked replies from thread regulars along the lines of ‘Delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this.’

    The same thread also drifted into other topics, from reactions to Shokuhou Misaki’s new ability design to a debate over the merits of a war film.

    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:57
    Wait, where's this from?? 😭
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:57
    Shokuhou Misaki's new power is way too cool
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Re: #16
    Kind of like Kamijou's dragon thing?
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Re: #16
    Thought she wasn't wearing anything under there
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #16
    Why's she holding a remote control?
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Gonna eat dinner now 🥺
    https://imgu.jp/i/cde6a115qp.jpeg
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Stock prices
    Before the Holodori release
    ANYCOLOR: ¥2,490 / Cover: ¥1,692

    Current
    ANYCOLOR: ¥2,830 / Cover: ¥1,501


    😂😂😂 lol
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #31
    Gyahahaha
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #31
    Delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Mumi's here 🐰💦
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Which team are you rooting for?
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Petchan 👊🐰👊 bun-chaka-bun
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Picking Luna in the first round, what were they thinking?
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Wherever Fuu-tan is ☺
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #44
    'If We Could Meet Again on That Hill Where the Flowers Bloom'
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #70
    That movie had me sobbing
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #70
    A masterpiece — cries harder than The Eternal Zero
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #75
    Is it really that much of a tearjerker?
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #79
    Don't act all cynical just to seem cool
    You should've grown out of that phase back in middle school
    92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Re: #85
    'Cynical,' huh? (mocking the previous poster's phrase 斜に構える, "acting jaded")
    97AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Re: #85
    Films that go for cheap tearjerking just crack me up lol
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    I guess war films being nothing but cheap tearjerkers comes down to Grave of the Fireflies' influence
    Seriously, both its content and its legacy are garbage
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #115
    Platoon was heavily influenced by Grave of the Fireflies too, right?
    133AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    Re: #123
    Foreign films weren't influenced by Grave of the Fireflies at all
    Honestly, a laughable movie like that — playing the victim and basically begging 'please cry right here' — was never going to land with overseas audiences anyway
    116AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    Seriously, if you don't hold even one national qualification, you're a failure as an adult — banned from the house 😥
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #116
    Everyone has a driver's license though
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #122
    Plenty of people don't, you know
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:05
    Re: #122
    Are you dissing broke dropouts who quit driving school? (オケラ = slang for "broke/penniless")
    119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    [Starts 21:00] 【#Holo Puyo Tetris Tournament — PUYO PUYO TETRIS 2 COLLAB】Is Suisei-senpai really gonna coach us?! coaching from the best?! 🐾【FUWAMOCO|Puyo Puyo Tetris 2】
    https://youtu.be/i6_T0tiQIkE https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i6_T0tiQIkE/maxresdefault_live.jpg

    Background and Key Points

    ANYCOLOR (which operates the Nijisanji VTuber agency) and Cover Corp (which operates Hololive) are two of the very few “VTuber talent agency” stocks on the Tokyo Stock Exchange, both having gone public on the exchange’s Growth Market within months of each other in 2022. Because they are essentially the only pure-play proxies for the Nijisanji-versus-Hololive rivalry that has played out on forums like 5ch for years, their daily share prices function as an informal scoreboard for fans on both sides, in a way almost no other entertainment stock does.

    The thread didn’t really argue over whether the numbers in the post were accurate — nobody disputed the ¥2,490→¥2,830 and ¥1,692→¥1,501 figures. The split was over how much weight to put on them: the original poster framed it as a real, gloat-worthy shift in fortunes tied to the Holodori release, while the “delete this ×5” repliers treated the comparison itself as an embarrassment best made to disappear rather than something worth debating on the merits.

    What’s easy to miss if you don’t follow Japanese small-cap trading is that both companies sit on the Growth Market, where thin trading floats and a retail investor base that overlaps heavily with each company’s own fanbase make short-term swings of this size routine and largely disconnected from any single release. Neither poster raised the possibility that the move reflects ordinary volatility, earnings-cycle noise, or buyback activity rather than a verdict on either franchise’s actual momentum.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread ‘I Knew You Were Shouting ‘👊😅👊’ With All Your Heart Right to the End.’

  • Teflon Frying Pan Wears Out in Just Six Months — 5ch Says “Just Accept It’s Disposable”

    Furious that his Teflon frying pan had degraded after only about six months, a thread starter vented his frustration in a thread on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board (a real-time chat board). Fellow posters piled on with comments like “Tefal pans are the same” and “It’s your own fault for using high heat,” but the OP wouldn’t back down, insisting his anger was justified because “my roommate won’t stop using high heat.” Even after being told to just accept it as a consumable item, he never really cooled off.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    Buy a new one, buy a new one, and it still doesn't even last six months. This is such crap. Just die.
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    This is such garbage, it pisses me off. When are they ever gonna improve this stuff?
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    Just buy a Tefal.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:22
    Re: #4
    Tefal doesn't even last six months either. Garbage.
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:36
    Re: #4
    Tefal is straight-up garbage, for real.
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:22
    It's useless and it's pissing me off so much I can't even sleep.
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:26
    When's that useless DuPont finally gonna go under?
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:28
    It can't handle heat, so no high flame.
    And don't shock it with cold water either.
    Just accept it as a consumable.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:28
    Re: #25
    Doesn't even last six months. Garbage. Useless.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    Re: #38
    Because the last few years, they haven't even been lasting six months.
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:37
    Re: #42
    Then you could just be mad about it tomorrow instead.
    No reason it has to be today, right?
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    Well obviously they can't make something that never wears out, or it'd stop selling — duh.
    By the way, they already figured out how to cure cancer ages ago too, but they're sitting on it because it'd tank the economy — all the countries agreed to it at the "Reverie" (a joking nod to the secret world summit from One Piece).
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #44
    Shut up, quit price-gouging. Make it last for years no matter how carelessly I use it. Garbage.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:36
    Re: #48
    I've been using mine for like 3 years and nothing sticks.
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:37
    Re: #51
    My Teflon pan doesn't even last six months! It's got no spirit! It's garbage! It's useless! I wish it would just disappear!
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:38
    Re: #55
    I'm furious every single day!!! I punch the pan, I yell at it, and it still won't give me any effort!!!!
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:45
    Re: #56
    Then just save it for tomorrow, will ya.
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:41
    Teflon coating peeling off in six months? What are you cooking, rocks?
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:41
    Re: #62
    Quitting high heat is simply unavoidable.
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:42
    I was shocked to find the manual literally says you can't use high heat on an IH (induction) stove.
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:44
    Re: #64
    Who cares about that, they should just make it so it's fine either way! Let's all mass-complain to the manufacturer until they fix it! Come on, email them right now! Reply to them on social media!
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:44
    If you actually read the manual or the info floating around online and use it properly, it'll probably last at least a bit longer.
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:45
    Re: #66
    My roommate won't use it properly so that's a no-go, which means I have to make a big scene online to pressure the manufacturer into fixing it.
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:46
    Re: #68
    I want my social media account back. I just replied with my opinion to Tefal's official account — don't suspend me for that.
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:47
    Re: #71
    Why not just stop using it?
    A cast-iron pan would do fine.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:48
    It peels because it's got a coating in the first place.
    If there was no coating to begin with, there'd be nothing to peel.
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #75
    But knowing this guy, he'd probably scrub a cast-iron pan with dish soap too.
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #78
    My roommate's a bit of a neat freak and scrubs everything with dish soap until it's not sticky at all, no matter what it is.
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:03
    Re: #78
    That's fine, though.
    Restaurants do that as a matter of course.
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:49
    Re: #31
    Even on IH you can use medium heat, can't you?
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #76
    My roommate uses high heat. Telling them doesn't make them stop. I just want Teflon pans to be improved.
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:56
    If it lasts six months, that's actually pretty good.
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    Re: #88
    What a waste of metal, replacing it every six months.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    OP, your anger's cooling off already.
    Guess that's about as far as it went, huh.
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:59
    Re: #91
    I just figured there's no point repeating myself — doesn't mean I've actually calmed down.
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Feels like it goes bad fast if you use high heat.
    Well, just think of it as a consumable, I guess.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #99
    Replacing it every six months is pointless anyway, so I just keep using it while seething.

    Background and Key Points

    Teflon and other PTFE non-stick coatings are inherently sacrificial: the slick surface is a thin polymer layer bonded to the pan’s base metal, and every use — especially at high heat — degrades it by microscopic amounts until food starts sticking, typically after months rather than years. Manufacturer manuals, including for budget lines and premium brands like Tefal (the French cookware maker sold in Japan), generally cap recommended stovetop temperatures and specifically warn against high heat on induction (IH) ranges, which can exceed the coating’s tolerance faster than gas ever could. In Japan, IH stoves are extremely common in apartments and rented housing, which makes this a live issue for many households, not a niche complaint.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t “does Teflon wear out” — everyone agreed it does — but whether that’s a legitimate consumer grievance or a user-error problem. One camp treated six-month failure as an industry-wide defect worth mass-emailing manufacturers over; the other insisted the OP’s household, specifically a roommate who won’t stop using high heat, was the actual cause, and that any pan would suffer under those conditions.

    What outsiders likely miss is that this isn’t really about Teflon’s quality at all — it’s a roommate-dynamics story wearing a product-complaint costume. The OP’s own posts reveal he can’t get the person actually damaging the pan to change behavior, so the anger gets redirected at the manufacturer instead. No one in the thread mentions the obvious fix posters gestured at only briefly: cast iron or carbon steel pans have no coating to lose, making them immune to exactly this failure mode, at the cost of needing seasoning and different care.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Teflon Frying Pans Are Useless Garbage.”

  • On VIP, ‘Ego-chan’ Joins the Sunday ‘Tenimyu Roleplay’ Thread — Regulars Swap Fan Art and Have a Blast

    A thread for what looks like a Sunday tradition on News VIP — the “Tenimyu Roleplay” thread — went up, and regular poster “Ego-chan” and the other posters had a blast catching up and trading illustrations.

    The chat ranged from casual details like her height (154cm) and weight (45kg) to living in Aichi Prefecture and plans to attend a doujin (fan-made works) event in October. In the second half, things turned into posters drawing and showing off boy-character illustrations.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:18
    Right, Kabaji? (a Prince of Tennis catchphrase)
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:21
    Ego-chan, you doing okay?
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:23
    Re: #4
    Oh, so the ID-less guy's here
    I'm fine
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:24
    Re: #7
    Glad to hear it
    I was worried
    Also thanks for the pic! (your eyes peeking through are cute)
    I'll behave myself!
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:25
    Re: #8
    Oh, you were worried about me?
    Let's get friendly already lol
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:26
    Re: #10
    Yeah! I was worried since we've got the same "condition" (joking way of saying they're similarly odd)
    Yeah! Let's be friends? 💗
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:36
    Re: #20
    More like I could just barely see through the gap in your hair lol
    Eyes looking down, I think
    Made a really good impression on me
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:37
    Re: #21
    Can't seem to break the habit of looking down
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:36
    Ego-chan has monolids so her eyes look kind of intense
    If I don't get a lash lift my lashes droop
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:37
    Re: #22
    That's the cute part though?
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:36
    Height: 154cm
    Weight: 45kg
    Give or take
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:37
    Re: #23
    Yep
    Wait, didn't I already mention that before?
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:38
    Re: #26
    Really? Never heard that!
    Guess I nailed it by luck then! lol
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:38
    Re: #25
    Oh really lol
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:39
    Re: #27
    From that pic alone
    you're already my type (because you're cute)
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:41
    Re: #33
    I see
    I cut my hair short so washing it got way easier, so I'm happy about that
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:40
    Ego-chan, have you been on VIP for like 10 years?
    I'm a 🦠 (germ)!
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:43
    Re: #35
    What does that mean lol
    An amoeba?
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:42
    Re: #37
    Yeah, that's right
    Thinned it out so it's lighter now I guess
    Going back to black though, right?
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:43
    Re: #38
    It's lighter now
    I figure black is fine except when I've got an event
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:45
    Re: #41
    Wait, you do events?!
    I don't use X (Twitter) so I have no idea what's going on
    That's awesome! I wanna see event photos!
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:46
    Re: #45
    Just make an account already
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:48
    Re: #45
    I've got a doujin event in October and an illustration exhibition in December, so I'll dye my hair again around then~
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:44
    Re: #39
    Searched "bacteria" and this popped up lol
    🦠
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:45
    Re: #42
    Bacteria (saikin)? Oh, you mean "recently" (also pronounced saikin)?
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:44
    Nobody wants to play Tenimyu roleplay with me anymore
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:56
    Re: #43
    The old guys around here don't even know what Tenimyu is
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:49
    Re: #48
    Whoa, that's amazing!
    I wanna see your art!
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:51
    Re: #50
    I can show you my art
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:53
    Guess I'll go ahead and send some art to the No-ID guy
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:56
    Re: #58
    What do you mean?
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:54
    Ego-chan, you're in Aichi?
    I'm in Tokyo so
    that's so faaar!!
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:58
    Re: #60
    Yep, Aichi. That is far
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:58
    Currently in drawing mode, please hold on a moment.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:59
    Re: #65
    Ah I see — but I feel like we'd get along
    (in more ways than one)
    Re: #66
    Yeah!
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:20
    Wait, you're actually taking the time
    to draw it properly? What a solid person
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:23
    Re: #76
    Thanks lol
    For now I'm drawing it to look like a boy
    Hang tight a sec
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:40
    Re: #83
    It looks so much like him lol
    This is insane
    Ego-chan, right now
    you're the #1 girl on VIP
    🐶!
    I've fallen for you!
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:41
    Re: #85
    Thanks~
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:43
    Re: #89
    Can you fall for me too?
    (just between us, since we've got the same "condition," I feel an instant bond!)
    92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:45
    Re: #90
    I'll just consider you a fellow member
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:46
    Re: #90
    You seriously have talent for drawing

    Background and Key Points

    Anonymous message boards on 5channel (5ch, the successor to the original 2channel) are organized into hundreds of themed “itaraban” boards, and News VIP (ニュース速報VIP) is one of the site’s oldest and most trafficked, prized for a chaotic, in-joke-heavy culture built around total anonymity. Crucially, VIP does not display poster IDs by default, so regulars cannot verify who is who from post to post — a structural quirk that has spawned “narikiri” (roleplay) threads, where a poster adopts a persistent persona and returns week after week to interact with the same crowd, essentially running an ongoing character rather than a one-off post. “Tenimyu” is fan shorthand for the Prince of Tennis Musical, a stage adaptation of the tennis manga/anime “The Prince of Tennis” that launched in 2003 and became a flagship of Japan’s “2.5-dimensional” musical theater boom, casting young idol-adjacent actors as the show’s teenage tennis players; it has a large, mostly female fanbase, which is the joke underpinning a male-dominated board hosting a “Tenimyu roleplay” ritual.

    The thread doesn’t really argue over facts so much as it splits in tone: most posters treat Ego-chan’s return as a nostalgic, low-stakes hangout (fan art, teasing about her look), while a few push it toward flirtation and declarations of romantic interest, which she deliberately downgrades to “fellow member” status.

    What outsiders will likely miss is that none of Ego-chan’s personal details — age, measurements, prefecture, even gender — can be confirmed on an ID-less board; the persona’s consistency across weeks is itself the performance, not verified biography.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “I’m Ego-chan, and Since It’s Sunday, Let’s Play Tenimyu Roleplay”.

  • Saint Seiya “Weakest Gold Saint” Debate — 5ch: “15 Hits? That’s Just Waiting for You to Surrender”

    A claim that “Milo might be the weakest Gold Saint” in Saint Seiya sparked a lively debate on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board.

    Starting from whether it’s really fair that his Antares needs 15 hits to finish an enemy off, the thread spiraled into Death Mask’s fitness for the Underworld, Aiolos’s lack of named techniques, and even a “weakest four” theory covering Cancer, Pisces, Taurus, and Scorpio.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:14
    So apparently he can't beat an enemy unless he lands 15 hits or something?
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:17
    "Guaranteed to kill after 15 hits" sounds strong on paper, but you'd die just as dead from 15 hits of Rozan Shouryuuha (Rising Dragon), too.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:25
    Re: #6
    Re: #1
    The 15 hits are just him waiting for you to surrender. If he actually wanted to, he could land Antares on the very first strike.
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:07
    Re: #6
    The same move doesn't work twice on a Saint, you know.
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:20
    Isn't Death Mask basically an instant win as long as he manages to send you to the afterlife?
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:22
    Re: #10
    When you remember a Gold Saint's real job is fighting the Underworld, that "technique" turns out to be completely useless.
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:24
    Come to think of it, is Death Mask — who's totally fine going to the Underworld — the only Gold Saint who can fight a Specter on equal footing?
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #13
    Uh, Shaka exists.
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:36
    Re: #13
    Everyone's fine once inside the Underworld. You only get debuffed if your Cloth hasn't received Athena's blood at the castle just before the entrance.
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:27
    Wait, why would Saints based on Greek mythology send anyone to Yomotsu Hirasaka (the gateway to Japan's underworld) in the first place? Just use Tartarus or something.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:29
    Re: #18
    That's the limit of creator Kurumada-sensei's mythology knowledge.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    Re: #18
    Well, there's Shaka (Buddha) too. Greek gods run the show in that world, but Asian religions seem to have their own separate thing going on apart from the gods — not totally clear how, though.
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:01
    Re: #18
    Let's not start trash-talking Krishna and his whole Kundalini speech…
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:30
    Didn't Greek mythology have something like the Izanami and Izanagi story too?
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:31
    Re: #23
    You're thinking of the tale of Orpheus, the strongest Silver Saint.
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:31
    Normally a move stops working once the opponent's seen it, yet this guy needs a full 15 hits to close the deal? What a scrub.
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:33
    Re: #26
    Only needing 15 hits to land sounds easy enough. Lightning Bolt takes way more attempts than that.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    He's only splitting it into 15 hits out of mercy, to give the enemy a chance to surrender — he could finish it in one shot if he wanted.
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #29
    Exactly. That's purely Milo's mercy talking — he's choosing to spread it over 15 hits.
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Was Afrodite actually being toyed with? Wasn't that the first time Shun — who never does anything but toy with people — fought seriously from the very start?
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:39
    Re: #36
    Shun, who's secretly the strongest, was using Nebula Storm, so yeah, he's no pushover.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:35
    In the end they all got broken through anyway, so they lost, right?
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:41
    Re: #42
    More like Milo wasn't entirely against letting them through. The only ones who truly meant to stop them were maybe Cancer, Shaka, and Afrodite?
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:52
    Re: #42
    To begin with, half of them already suspected the Pope, so they weren't even defending seriously.
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:42
    Back when this ran in the magazine, there were probably kids who genuinely thought Unicorn (Jabu) was going to be the rival character.
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:06
    Re: #50
    Thought he'd turn out like Kenzaki from Ring ni Kakero, but he was Ishimatsu all along… 😞 (both boxing-manga characters — one's a real rival, the other's comic relief)
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:10
    Re: #50
    Pegasus and Unicorn, both horses — it really does read as an obvious rival setup. He probably just flopped in popularity during the first tournament arc and got demoted to background cast.
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:51
    Capricorn's weak — all he's got is Excalibur, and that basically never lands on anyone of equal rank or higher.
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:55
    Re: #56
    You disrespecting Jumping Stone or something?
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:55
    Aiolos took a fatal wound from a roughly 10-year-old Shura who wasn't even a Gold Saint yet — he's the weakest.
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:58
    Re: #61
    He was holding baby Athena the entire time, though.
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:02
    Re: #61
    Shura was already a Gold Saint by that point.
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:56
    Even among the four weakest candidates:
    Cancer — can warp to the Underworld
    Pisces — can heal
    Taurus — can dodge like a turtle
    Scorpio — a meathead whose own technique is garbage

    that's basically how it shakes out.
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:00
    Re: #64
    Milo gets retconned into some brainless meathead in Soul of Gold and stuff, but if he really were a meathead he wouldn't have let Hyoga through, and he wouldn't have let Kanon off either.
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:56
    When two Gold Saints fight each other it ends in a stalemate (like a repetition draw in shogi) — even Shaka ended in one, against either Aiolia or Aiolos, I think.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    Re: #65
    What's a "stalemate draw" here? What do they do about bathroom breaks?
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:05
    Well, Aiolos doesn't really have any named techniques.
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:06
    Re: #82
    He's got a minor move called Shadow Arrow that locks down the opponent's movement.
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #82
    He's got Atomic Thunderbolt, come on.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:07
    Sekishiki Meikaiha (Corpse-Mass Underworld Wave) is supposed to be an instant kill and ridiculously strong, yet…
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:08
    Re: #91
    Isn't it basically just a Niflheim situation? (a supposed instant-kill spell that famously fizzles on strong enemies, from Dragon Quest)
    97AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #91
    It's just Death Mask himself who's pathetic — every generation's Cancer Saint has been a genuinely strong character.

    Background and Key Points

    Saint Seiya (known in the West as Knights of the Zodiac) is Masami Kurumada’s Weekly Shonen Jump series from 1986-1990, whose central conceit is that Athena’s strongest bodyguards, the twelve Gold Saints, are each modeled on a zodiac constellation and each guard one of the twelve astrological “houses” leading to her sanctuary. Milo is Scorpio, whose finishing move Scarlet Needle requires driving fifteen strikes into an opponent’s meridian points before the “Antares” kill-strike lands. Death Mask is Cancer, whose Sekishiki Meikaiha technique banishes a foe to a death-like dimension. Aiolos is Sagittarius, killed roughly a decade before the main story while shielding the infant Athena from his own treacherous master. Worth flagging for non-Japanese readers: although the Saints’ cosmology is nominally Greek, the manga freely folds in Shinto and Buddhist elements too, including Yomotsu Hirasaka, the mythic slope to the land of the dead from the Kojiki, and Shaka, whose name is simply the Buddha.

    The thread wasn’t actually arguing about a power ranking; it split over whether traits that look like weaknesses (fifteen hits needed, an underworld-themed attack, no flashy named move) are real limitations or just restraint, mercy, or narrative flavor.

    What’s easy to miss if you don’t follow the franchise: none of this reflects an official strength tier, and the “weakest Gold Saint” framing is fan speculation the manga never settles, further muddied by how later spin-offs like Soul of Gold have retconned Milo’s characterization into something closer to what several posters push back against here.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Is Milo the Weakest Gold Saint?“

  • Mac or Makudo? NanG’s Great Abbreviation War Gets Stopped Cold by ‘Donki’

    A casual thread on the Nandemo Jikkyo (NanG) board that started out swapping store-name abbreviations like “Famima” (FamilyMart), “Misudo” (Mister Donut), and “Donki” (Don Quijote) somehow snowballed into a full-blown Kanto-vs-Kansai showdown over “Mac” vs. “Makudo” — the two rival ways of shortening McDonald’s.

    What began as a logical back-and-forth over whether “Mac” refers to the product or the store name soon heated up, spiraling into regional trash-talk with jabs like “Tokyo doesn’t even have a culture of its own.”

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:46
    Me: "Famima…"
    Kanto guy: "Guh?!"
    Me: "Final technique… Misudo (Mister Donut)…!"
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:46
    Misudo → 'Missu'

    Kanto people are straight-up unhinged (shortening Mister Donut even further)
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:51
    Re: #2 Thanks, Missu
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:49
    Even the official ads used to say stuff like "If you've got 100 yen, let's go to Mac."
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:50
    Wait, in Kansai do they officially write "Big Mac" as "Big Makudo"?
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:51
    Re: #12
    That's the product name, per the usual reminder
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:51
    So Kansai people say "Big Makudo"? lol
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:53
    Re: #15
    That's the product name, though? Nobody's saying "Makku Donaldo"
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:54
    Actually, according to a recent survey even Kansai teens and twenty-somethings are switching over to just saying "Mac" now.
    It's only the old geezers and grannies still going "Makudo, Makudo."
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:03
    Re: #25
    Honestly Kansai's gotten really obvious about this lately
    The young kids genuinely sound like they're speaking half-Tokyo dialect
    It's the middle-aged folks who still use real Kansai dialect
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:55
    By that logic shouldn't it be "Donkiho"?
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:56
    Re: #27
    It's Don Quijote, though?
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:02
    Famima, Mac, Misudo, and Donki are all abbreviations the companies themselves use officially, right?
    Does McDonald's official branding ever actually use the word "Makudo"?
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:06

    (the obligatory image drop)
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:18
    "Prefectures with the worst personalities" — I wonder which one's #1
    https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1787403634/
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:20
    Re: #122
    Tokyoites really do love their rankings, huh
    They're the only ones in Japan who seem into rankings like this
    People from every other prefecture don't seem nearly as interested

    Background and Key Points

    McDonald’s has been in Japan since 1971, when its first store opened in Tokyo’s Ginza district, and the “Mac” versus “Makudo” divide is one of the most-cited examples in Japanese dialect studies of Kanto (Tokyo-centered) versus Kansai (Osaka-centered) speech patterns. Tokyo speakers clip words from the front (“Mac,” “Sutaba” for Starbucks), while Kansai speakers historically clipped differently, giving “Makudonarudo” as “Makudo.” NanG (Nandemo Jikkyo), the 5ch board this thread comes from, skews heavily toward Kansai-identified posters and baseball fandom, which is why Kanto-vs-Kansai flame wars are a recurring genre there rather than a one-off dispute. Don Quijote, referenced as the unanswerable finishing move, is unusual in that “Donki” isn’t a grassroots nickname at all — the company itself uses it in official branding and store signage, which is why no one in the thread could mount a counter-argument.

    The actual fault line in the thread isn’t really Mac vs. Makudo as store names — nearly everyone agrees Kansai says Makudo for the restaurant. It’s whether that extends to product names, with posters splitting over whether “Big Mac” becomes “Big Makudo” in Kansai speech, and several arguing the product name stays “Mac” even for Kansai speakers who call the restaurant Makudo.

    What the thread never establishes is any actual source for the claim that young Kansai speakers are abandoning “Makudo” for “Mac” — it’s asserted from post 25 onward and treated as settled, but no survey or citation is given, only anecdote about “geezers and grannies.”

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (NanG) thread “Kanto guy: “Makudo, lol, it’s Mac lol” / Me: mutters “Donki” / Kanto guy: “Wh—?!?!”“.