Category: News

  • Nepal-China Border Checkpoint ‘Wiped Off the Map’ by Landslide — 5ch: ‘It’s Basically an Empty Lot Now, LOL’

    CNN reported that a checkpoint on the Nepal-China border was swept away, building and all, by a massive debris flow triggered by torrential rain. Aerial photos captured the scene before and after the disaster, showing the site of what was once a large building reduced to what looks like bare, empty ground — a sight that also became a hot topic on 5ch. The thread saw discussion from multiple angles: the destructive power of debris flows, how hard it is to survive one, the reasons behind the flood of photos and videos coming out of the disaster area, and the infection risk posed by bacteria in the mud.

    Nepal-China border facility vanishes without a trace in flood — aerial photos capture before and after

    Source: cnn.co.jp / Read the original article

    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:34
    It's literally just an empty lot now lol
    What kind of force does that
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:36
    If you could use this against an enemy capital in a war, that'd make things pretty easy
    46AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:03
    Re: #9
    Sounds like something out of Code Geass (the Lelouch reference)
    69AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:17
    Re: #9
    China: 'Man, I really wish we could stop the Japanese army….'


    China: 'I know! Let's just deliberately breach the dam! wwwwwww' ("www" = Japanese laughter, like "lol")
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:43
    Did it get buried?
    Or washed away?
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:44
    Re: #21
    Look at the foundation where the biggest building used to stand
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:44
    Apparently this also raises the odds of a second collapse happening
    91AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:32
    Re: #24
    Ah, the risk that the lake formed by this landslide dam could overflow
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:46
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:47
    It's all about potential energy, huh
    The force just keeps building as it spreads downstream
    Even if you were in the kill zone, I can't think of any way you'd escape
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:49
    Re: #28
    There's also the mass difference between water and a debris flow
    Rock and dirt flowing with the force of water must carry a insane amount of energy
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:48
    This is basically the wrath of God at this point
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:54
    Re: #32
    I'd say it's less God and more the Earth being 😡 at humanity
    99AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:34
    Re: #37
    I think the Earth's actually happy about it
    It probably wants us to burn even more fossil fuels and bury the atmosphere in CO2
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:50
    I wonder how long it'll take to dig out the people who got buried
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:54
    Re: #35
    At this level there probably won't even be bones left
    47AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:04
    Running along the path won't save you — in a situation like this you should sprint straight uphill to higher ground
    51AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:07
    Re: #47
    You're seriously underestimating what a valley can do…
    57AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:09
    Nepal, deep in the mountains near India, gets hit by natural disasters constantly, but this time there's an unusual amount of video and photo footage going around
    58AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:10
    Re: #57
    Smartphones have probably spread that far by now, but
    I bet there's some AI-generated fakes mixed in there too
    60AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:11
    Re: #57
    Being near a border checkpoint is probably a factor too
    Seems like a place with a lot of tourists passing through
    61AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:12
    Re: #58
    And just a little while ago everyone was getting fooled by fake game screenshots of wild beasts roaming through cities
    67AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:16
    Re: #61
    Once the Singularity hits, it's all over
    74AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:19
    Bacteria in the mud turn to dust once it dries out and drift through the air
    We're headed straight for an epidemic nightmare now
    77AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:20
    Re: #74
    Where do the bacteria even come from? Corpses or something?
    78AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:21
    Re: #77
    Dirt
    Dirt has more germs in it than a toilet seat
    82AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:23
    Re: #78
    Huh, so it's that filthy… TIL
    88AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:27
    Re: #87
    Apparently one Nepali person survived because they were far enough away
    89AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:28
    Re: #88
    Whoa, amazing
    92AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:32
    Re: #90
    There's someone running toward the building
    Maybe they figured they'd be safe once inside?
    96AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:33
    Re: #92
    That's the "if you're in trouble, aim for the summit" mindset (a mountaineering survival mantra)
    95AnonymousAug 29, 2026 00:33
    So it's sandwiched neatly right between China and India

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The border region linking northern Nepal with Tibet, China, is known for terrain prone to landslides and debris flows during monsoon season. The checkpoint reported to have vanished this time was likely located at a key point along the overland route through the mountains. In recent years, the spread of smartphones and heavy local traffic have meant that footage from disaster sites floods social media almost immediately — but cases of fake images generated by AI slipping in have also been increasing, making it harder to tell real photos and videos from fakes, a point also raised in the thread. Unlike a plain flood of water, a debris flow sweeps up soil, rock, and debris, which increases its mass and energy and has a major effect on the scale of damage and survival odds. It’s also worth knowing that bacteria in buried mud can turn into airborne dust once it dries out and become a source of infectious disease — a secondary hazard worth understanding after a disaster like this.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanidemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Tragic News] That Nepal-China Border Checkpoint Vanishes Without a Trace.”

  • Poster Suggests Cutting Costs on a Trip with Friends, 5ch Fires Back: “What’s Even the Point of Traveling Then?”

    A poster planning a trip to Hokkaido with four friends wrote on 5channel (5ch, Japan’s largest anonymous forum) that their friends pushed back hard after they tried to cut costs on the rental car model, accommodations, and the seafood course. The poster argued a five-seat kei car (Japan’s compact “light vehicle” class) would be plenty for getting around, and that the cheapest food course would do — but other members of the group pointed out that cramming five people and luggage into a kei car could violate seating-capacity law, and argued a trip is exactly the time to splurge. The group also clashed over who should cover gas money for the friend doing the driving, and the thread eventually widened into a broader debate over thriftiness itself.

    1Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:37:53.06
    Got scolded for cutting costs too much.
    8Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:40:32.37
    No need to ride around in some fancy car.
    17Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:43:39.29
    Re: #8
    I said a kei car that seats 5 would be fine, but my friend goes, "Are you dumb? Five guys plus luggage, it'll be cramped — we're renting a cheap minivan or SUV."
    23Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:45:34.12
    Re: #17
    That's illegal to begin with 🚔
    10Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:41:01.98
    We're planning a Hokkaido trip, and I got yelled at for trying to save money on the round-trip flights, hotel, rental car, and the seafood course.
    19Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:44:43.37
    Re: #10
    You tried to save on everything? Like flights → early-morning or last flight on a budget airline, that kind of thing?
    24Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:45:34.68
    Can't a kei car even seat 5 people?
    30Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:46:12.51
    Re: #24
    Do that and you'll get busted for a violation.
    31Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:46:17.36
    Re: #24
    Yikes 😨 Who's even driving?
    34Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:46:30.22
    Re: #22
    I don't have a license so I wouldn't know. We're leaving all the driving to that one friend. He doesn't pay for the rental car or the gas, so it's easy for him to talk.
    38Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:48:05.49
    Re: #34
    Of course he's not paying — that's his driver's fee.
    40Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:49:00.39
    Re: #38
    Why would that be? He's riding in the car too, so obviously he should pay, normally.
    43Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:49:51.22
    Re: #40
    Just let someone else handle all the arrangements from now on. You just pay your share and leave it at that.
    45Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:49:57.37
    Re: #40
    If you're going to make him do all the driving, you'd better set him up with something in return.
    49Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:51:42.49
    For the seafood place there were a few course options, roughly ¥5,000, ¥7,000, ¥10,000, and ¥20,000. I wanted to go with the ¥5,000 one, but they said, "C'mon, let's just do the ¥10,000 one since we're here." I didn't want to be the only one on the ¥5,000 course, so I tried to steer everyone toward it, but it didn't work.
    52Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:52:53.22
    Re: #49
    What's even the point of traveling then? At least splurge a little when you're actually on a trip.
    51Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:52:51.28
    Guys like this who are cheap by nature can't spend money meaningfully even after they've saved it. Boring people for whom saving has become the whole point.
    56Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:53:43.43
    Re: #51
    Honestly, guys like this seem like they'd blow up in frustration the second costs go up.
    54Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:53:12.15
    What are you even trying to accomplish by saving that much? You're saving money for the trip in the first place, right?
    68Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:57:56.77
    Re: #54
    But it makes me anxious when my savings go down. So I want to cut wherever I can.
    55Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:53:13.37
    Re: #45
    "Something in return" like what? Why should the driver alone get special treatment?
    60Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:54:40.16
    Re: #55
    It's the same as paying for a taxi.
    61Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:55:04.27
    That ¥10,000 course is pretty steep, huh.
    70Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:58:57.19
    Re: #61
    Right? The food probably doesn't change all that much just because the course is different.
    73Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:00:53.46
    Re: #70
    Sounds like your parents rolled a dud on the food-upbringing lottery. (A play on "gacha," the random-draw loot mechanic — i.e., you got unlucky in how you were raised to appreciate food.)
    75Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:01:06.80
    Re: #70
    I'd say it does change, though.
    63Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:55:17.35
    But OP doesn't even have friends, does he? ('OP,' from the Japanese slang "icchi," meaning the No. 1/thread-starting poster.)
    67Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:56:38.56
    Re: #63
    They're hometown friends — we've known each other since elementary school, so even though we're at different universities now, we're still close.
    65Anonymous2026/08/28 (Fri) 23:55:33.76
    Re: #57
    But the driver is riding in the car too, right? We're renting the car for all 5 of us including the driver, so it should be split among everyone.
    81Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:02:10.98
    Just cancel the trip already — OP is clearly the one getting in the way here.
    85Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:04:59.84
    Re: #81
    Why am I the one in the way? I haven't done anything wrong.
    84Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:03:43.47
    Honestly I think you should just cancel the whole trip. OP has turned into a buzzkill for what should be a fun trip — why not let the other four go without you?
    97Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:11:32.08
    Re: #84
    I don't want to be the only one left out.
    87Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:06:38.06
    Also, on the rental car thing, I can't accept that he's exempt from gas money too. Why do I have to cover gas for his driving?
    90Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:08:43.21
    Re: #87
    Then why don't you get a license and drive yourself? That way you'd come out ahead — congrats.
    91Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:08:44.12
    Re: #87
    Then you drive. Go get a license.
    93Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:10:34.86
    Re: #90
    Why should I have to get a license? There's not even enough time before the trip anyway. Besides, you don't need a license living in the city — it'd be a waste of money.
    98Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:11:38.93
    Re: #93
    You might not need a car, but you still need a regular driver's license. What are you even thinking?
    99Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:12:06.23
    Re: #93
    Funny how you say that while fully planning to rely on it. lol ("kusa," literally "grass" — net slang for laughter, from the old 笑→w→grass-emoji chain.)
    100Anonymous2026/08/29 (Sat) 00:13:09.96
    Re: #93
    Then just don't rent a car at all and figure out transportation some other way. Good luck.

    Background and the Real Point of Contention

    In group activities like travel, people’s sense of an appropriate budget for lodging, transportation, and meals can vary widely, and friction tends to flare up when the trip organizer or a member unilaterally pushes the cheapest option. This is especially true with rental-car transportation, where opinions often split over how to compensate the person doing the driving for gas and the burden of driving itself — and this thread was no exception, splitting into a camp that said “of course you pay a driver’s fee” and one that said “just get a license and the problem solves itself.” Thrift itself isn’t the issue; the real question is how to reach agreement with fellow travelers — and from this thread alone, it’s impossible to say whether the poster’s proposals were high-handed or simply cautious.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G, a “live commentary” discussion board) thread “My friend blew up at me over the trip plans.”

  • Can Classic Super Famicom RPGs Still Hook You Today? 5ch: “You’d Get More Hooked on Romancing SaGa 3”

    A thread asking “which Super Famicom RPGs would still hook you if you played them today” drew a long list of nominees — Soul Blazer, Shiren the Wanderer, Front Mission, Shin Momotaro Densetsu (“The New Legend of Momotaro”), Mystic Ark, Sansara Naga 2, and more.

    At the same time, posters argued that “RPG quality took a real leap forward starting around the PlayStation 1 era” and that “there’s almost nothing pre-Super Famicom that holds up to modern RPG standards” — so the thread went beyond simple recommendations into a debate about the hardware limits of the era and how generational experience colors people’s judgment. When one poster was pointed toward Front Mission, another jumped in with a rival pick — “you’d get more hooked playing Romancing SaGa 3.12 instead” — and the thread never quite settled on a consensus.

    1Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:27
    What?
    8Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:28
    Elevator Action
    15Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:30
    Re: #8
    That wasn't an RPG
    19Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:31
    Soul Blazer
    25Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:32
    Re: #19
    I've had my eye on that one
    Maybe I'll buy it
    24Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:32
    RPG quality jumped up all at once around the PS1 era
    Put another way, there's basically nothing pre-Super Famicom that holds up to modern RPG standards
    29Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:33
    Re: #24
    PS1's got those load times though
    92Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:14
    Re: #24
    Early PS1 RPGs were garbage though
    That's actually what made me quit RPGs, and gaming in general
    FF and others got so obsessed with cutscenes and presentation that the pacing tanked
    Late PS1-era games got better once devs learned to compromise on that stuff, though
    27Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:33
    Do action RPGs or SRPGs (tactics/simulation RPGs) count too?
    31Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:33
    Re: #27
    Sure, if there's a good one
    35Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:37
    Has to be Shiren the Wanderer
    37Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:38
    Re: #35
    That game is seriously incredible
    38Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:39
    Front Mission gets a lot of praise, but is it still gripping today?
    40Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:41
    Re: #38
    Nah
    Forget that, you'd get way more hooked playing Romancing SaGa 3.12????
    50Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:46
    Re: #38
    The combat feels great
    Blasting apart an enemy's parts with a machine gun, or landing a bare-fisted dash punch — both are seriously satisfying
    The difficulty as a game is pretty low, though
    39Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:40
    Re: #29
    Playing it on PS2 makes it a bit more bearable
    43Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:42
    Re: #39
    Kind of a hassle tracking down that hardware, though
    47Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:43
    If you grew up on the generation after Super Famicom, I think it'd be rough going
    The story and the gameplay are both so simple they just feel boring
    People who played it back in the day can push through on nostalgia, but…
    52Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:47
    Re: #47
    Fire Emblem was ridiculously fun though
    53Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:47
    Marvelous: Another Treasure Island — though it leans pretty action-heavy
    58Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:48
    Re: #50
    If it's that easy, maybe I'll give it a shot
    Re: #53
    Nice character designs
    56Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:48
    Shin Momotaro Densetsu ("The New Legend of Momotaro") is a genuine must-play
    65Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:52
    Re: #56
    Tons of YouTubers play it, so it must be good
    I'll buy it
    66Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:52
    Re: #56
    The way the chibi ("SD"-style) characters move around at the bottom of the battle screen is great
    91Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:13
    Re: #56
    Fun, but way too sluggish
    57Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:48
    Honestly, has to be Mystic Ark
    110Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:37
    Re: #57
    Soundtrack: godlike
    World/atmosphere: excellent
    Story: so-so
    Battles: so-so
    60Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:50
    Isn't there ever going to be a remake of Verne World?
    67Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:52
    Re: #60
    If a remake came out I'd definitely play it, but it's way too obscure — I doubt anyone I know has even heard of it
    62Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:51
    Re: #29
    I'm playing PS1 games on an emulator right now, and it's annoying how faithfully it even reproduces the load times
    69Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:53
    Re: #62
    At least there's a 2x speed option, though even sped up, the long ones are still long
    84Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:05
    Re: #62
    Some emulators let you skip loads in the settings
    But that throws off the timing in a few rhythm games
    Vib Ribbon is out of sync even by default, so just don't let it get to you
    63Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:51
    Speaking of which, there was "Final Fantasy USA" (the Japanese release title for Final Fantasy Mystic Quest), but I've never played it so I have no idea what it's like
    113Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:38
    Re: #63
    World/atmosphere: so-so
    Story: so-so
    Characters: bad
    Soundtrack: excellent
    73Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:55
    Sansara Naga 2
    79Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:57
    Re: #73
    It was fun, but I hated that encounters trigger on a fixed step count
    You can straight-up tell which step is about to spawn the next enemy
    81Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:00
    Re: #79
    That's what "Dap Parira" is for
    99Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:19
    Feels like FC/SFC (Famicom/Super Famicom) remakes should be totally doable
    Rights issues, maybe?
    102Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:20
    Re: #99
    Re-releasing them as-is is cheaper than remaking them
    116Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:40
    I want to play Bahamut Lagoon, but I bet the pacing feels rough now
    Then again, if it got remade, I feel like it'd get some smug, knowing wink-wink treatment — "this is the fun part, right?" — that would ruin it too
    118Still-Running AnonymousAug 28, 2026 23:41
    Re: #116
    Yeah, the battle system is clunky and the pacing drags
    The setting is genuinely great, though

    Background and key points of the debate

    The Super Famicom launched in 1990, and its successor the PlayStation followed in 1994 — roughly a four-year gap in development eras. The view raised in post #24, that “quality took a real leap forward starting around the PS1 era,” reflects a real trade-off: the PlayStation’s CD-ROM format gave developers far more storage for elaborate graphics and cutscenes, but that came at the cost of long load times. On the question of whether these older games still hold up, opinions split largely along generational lines — those who experienced the era firsthand versus those who came to gaming later. Post #47 argues the games would feel “boring to anyone used to later-generation titles,” while post #52 counters that individual games (like Fire Emblem) still hold up well today. The exchange in posts #62, #69, and #84 adds a wrinkle: even playing via emulator, PS1’s notorious load times can remain a drag, showing that comparisons across hardware generations aren’t as clear-cut as they first appear.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G” / general live-chat board) thread “Which Super Famicom RPGs Would Still Hook You Today.”

  • Chunichi starter takes a no-hitter into the 7th — bullpen blows it in a reversal loss

    On August 28, 2026, a Chunichi Dragons game became the talk of 5ch’s “Live Commentary General” (なんでも実況G) board. The starting pitcher carried a perfect game through 6 innings and kept the no-hitter alive into the 7th, but was pulled once he reached roughly 100 pitches. The relievers who took over got hit hard, surrendered the lead, and the team went on to lose. Thread posters pointed out this was the same pattern that’s played out again and again this season — “starter pitches great, bullpen blows it up” — sparking a wave of reactions mixing self-deprecation and irony under the running joke “Reversal Chuni-Dora.”

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:02
    Well, that's a wrap.
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:04
    Our pitching staff is so thin at this point that Saito is basically the only arm we've got left.
    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:05
    It was a perfect game through 6 innings, a no-hitter through 7 — that's where we're at.
    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:05
    https://imgur.com/DWZZEiT.png
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    Re: #7
    There's a guy in the background who looks just like me
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:05
    Take a look at our bullpen lineup — that's a level you wouldn't believe exists in modern baseball.
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:05
    It's because Takahashi bailed on the job partway through.
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:06
    My bad on this one (*^O^*)
    45AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:12
    Re: #12
    (*^◯^*) Who the hell are you!
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:07
    A team that dangles a top-3 finish in front of its fans, then slams them back down to reality.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:07
    Typical Reversal Chuni-Dora — that's the one thing they always nail.
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:07
    I don't know, but whenever we get plenty of scoring chances and only manage 2 runs, I get this feeling we're gonna lose — and then we actually do.
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    Can't be helped, we don't have a single decent reliever.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    Wasn't everyone just hyping up a perfect game a minute ago?
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    Pulling him in the 7th at 100 pitches when the 8th-inning guy is trash means they weren't even trying to win.
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    The moment Hiroto's finger started acting up and Inoue began panicking, this game was already lost.
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    Takahashi's got a no-hitter going?
    ↓
    Injury? Pulled.
    ↓
    Bullpen dutifully gets shelled, reversal complete.
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    The starting rotation is all guys who max out around 100 pitches
    ↓
    The relievers who were solid early in the season are getting tired and falling apart
    ↓
    They push the starter to the 7th anyway but he can't finish the game
    ↓
    Yoshida gets hit and they scramble to make a change
    ↓
    And now there's not a single decent reliever left
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:08
    I love Chuni-Dora, their comedic timing is top-tier.
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:09
    Throwing the exact pitch the batter's sitting on is just insane.
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:10
    They've even mastered the art of making a top-3 finish look within reach, just to keep a firm grip on fans' hearts and never let go.
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:10
    Honestly this works out fine — gives them a reason to finally give Inoue his walking papers.
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:12
    Everyone kind of knew it'd end up like this.
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:12
    Starter, facing the lineup a third time, 100 pitches in — that's a checklist full of reasons to get hit hard.
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:12
    Chunichi's probably lost like 30 games this year because of the bullpen.
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:13
    If they keep the same winning percentage the rest of the way:
    Home, 5 games → 3 wins, 3 losses
    Away, 19 games → 6 wins, 13 losses

    They finish 22 games under .500.
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:13
    I really don't get the managing decisions here — was there even a reason to pull Yoshida?
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:14
    Lost three straight to Hiroshima, now 19 games under .500.
    Every time they're one loss from dropping to 20 under .500, they somehow rattle off a 6-game win streak, claw the deficit back down for about 5 games, then lose again and land right back at 19 under — rinse and repeat.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:14
    Now I totally get why this team's so popular.
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:22
    Re: #52
    This kind of thing gets addictive.
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:15
    It's not like the other team's bullpen is anything to write home about either.
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:18
    Getting cocky in the first half only for this to happen — that's hilarious, gotta admit.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:19
    Re: #66
    Whenever scrubs ("miso-kasu") get cocky, they get smacked right back down, huh.
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:18
    It's the same story every time late in games — no Hosokawa, no Sano around, so there's no way to fight back.
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:26
    Re: #67
    Maybe the spirit of "Banchō" Miura possessed him?
    68AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:19
    https://imgur.com/isnolrA.jpeg
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:30
    Re: #68
    Same school year, different draft-year first-round picks — what a contrast in fortunes.
    97AnonymousAug 28, 2026 21:57
    Show the fans a glimmer of hope for 3rd place, then make them taste despair —

    that's the secret to this team's popularity.
    100AnonymousAug 28, 2026 22:03
    Re: #97
    That's literally the playbook of an abusive boyfriend.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    This season, Chunichi has repeatedly seen games slip away when a strong start gets undone by the bullpen, and this game fit that pattern to a tee. Pulling a starter around the 100-pitch mark in the 7th reflects a broader recent trend in NPB toward prioritizing injury prevention, so it can’t simply be chalked up to a bad managerial call — but the relievers who took over couldn’t hold the line and ultimately allowed the reversal. The thread comment claiming the bullpen has “blown 30 games” this season reflects fan sentiment rather than an official statistic, so it should be taken with a grain of salt. Also, “shakkin” (literally “debt”) is baseball slang for the opposite of a winning record — it refers to the number of games below .500 — and this loss adds to that tally, keeping a top-3 finish (“A-class”) further out of reach.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Live Commentary General) thread “Chuni-Dora lolololol.”

  • Kazunari Ninomiya’s “Exit 9” Makes Its TV Debut on Friday Road Show — 5ch Live Thread Reacts

    On August 28, 2026, the horror film “Exit 9” had its terrestrial television debut on Kinyō Road Show (“Friday Road Show,” a long-running Friday-night movie slot on Nippon TV), and a live-commentary thread sprang up to match the broadcast on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyō G” board (a general live-reaction board where posters comment in real time as a show airs, all under the board’s default anonymous handle). Attention centered on how faithfully the film recreated the “anomaly”-spotting gameplay of the original indie game, with many posters praising the accuracy of the signage and lighting — while others griped about the padded pacing typical of Japanese films and the frequent commercial breaks. True to a live-thread’s nature, harsh jabs (like preferring horror-game livestreams to the movie) mixed with genuine praise for Kazunari Ninomiya’s performance.

    1Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 20:56
    Here we go
    21:00–22:54
    The man (Kazunari Ninomiya) exits the subway ticket gate and walks down the underground passage. On the ceiling is a sign reading 【EXIT 8】. However,
    7Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:02
    Wait, isn't this an NTV title that never makes it to Amazon Prime?
    8Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:02
    It was a pretty lame movie for a game adaptation.
    11Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:03
    This kind of self-indulgent sound design is seriously annoying.
    12Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:04
    Watching Junichi Katō's (a hugely popular Japanese livestreamer) horror-game streams is more fun than this.
    14Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:05
    Do we really need this typical J-drama whiny-complaining scene?
    16Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:06
    There was actually a knockoff app of 'The Exit 8' called 'Exit 9' — and it cost more than the original, at ¥2,000.
    21Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:06
    The caller's name isn't showing on the phone? That's odd…
    25Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:07
    Already looping, huh
    Nice
    Trouble should kick in within the first 10 minutes
    27Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:08
    But if this actually happened it'd be terrifying.
    28Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:09
    Where was this filmed?
    29Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:09
    Re: #28
    It's a studio set.
    31Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:10
    Seems decent so far
    Is this actually a bad movie?
    33Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:11
    Re: #31
    It's actually pretty good.
    40Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:14
    This is the highest-grossing Japanese horror film ever, you know.
    45Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:16
    Watched it on a flight abroad but I was so sleepy I could never make it to the end, no matter how many times I tried.
    47Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:16
    Why's he accepting this situation so easily?
    49Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:17
    This is actually a strategy that works in the real game, too.
    51Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:18
    Why is there a screenshot of the alarm clock?
    53Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:18
    How do you stretch source material that wraps up in 30 minutes into a full two-hour movie?
    54Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:18
    This is really well made, Ninomiya's great in it.
    57Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:19
    Re: #54
    The accuracy alone makes it worth watching.
    62Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:20
    The protagonist's whole setup is literally me…
    65Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:21
    Re: #62
    They glammed up his looks a bit though, right?
    69Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:21
    For this kind of story, commercial breaks are a real dealbreaker
    The immersion of a liminal space is the whole point
    70Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:21
    Titanic!?
    That's gonna totally upstage 'Exit 8'
    71Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:21
    Where's the vomiting scene?
    That's the one part I don't want to watch
    72Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:22

    The accuracy is amazing
    82Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:26
    This is just a straight horror flick lol Who said this was a Johnny's-idol movie? (Johnny's = the major Japanese boy-band talent agency Ninomiya's group Arashi came from)
    92Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:28
    Wait, all the eyes move?
    That's different from the original game
    93Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:29
    This is moving right along, looks like it could wrap in an hour
    128Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:42
    Honestly, the 'Tales of the Unusual' crew (a long-running Japanese anthology horror/mystery TV series) would probably have pulled this off better
    139Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:44
    Re: #128
    Those episodes are short, so they don't need to pad anything out
    147Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:46
    Are the two of them tackling it together from here?
    149Anonymous (Still Kicking)Aug 28, 2026 21:46
    Re: #147
    Is the twist gonna be that he himself is the anomaly?

    Background and talking points

    “The Exit 8” began life as an indie horror game from developer Kotake Create: loop through the same subway passage, spot the invisible “anomalies,” and find your way to Exit 8 — a deceptively simple premise that went viral online. The live-action film adaptation stars former Arashi member Kazunari Ninomiya, and this Kinyō Road Show broadcast marked its terrestrial TV debut in Japan. The thread’s main fault line was how a game that can be finished in about 30 minutes gets stretched into a two-hour film: many posters praised how faithfully the sets and props were recreated, while others complained the padded pacing and frequent commercial breaks undercut the tense, immersive “liminal space” feel the source material relies on. Posters steeped in horror-game livestreaming culture were especially unimpressed, some arguing that watching streamers play the game live is more entertaining than the movie. That split — between fans judging it against the original game and viewers judging it as a standalone film — is a bit of context easy to lose just skimming the replies.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “[Friday Road Show] Terrestrial TV Debut: “Exit 9,” Kazunari Ninomiya.”

  • “The 80s Were Divine”: Post From a Man Born in 1968 Sparks Debate on 5ch

    A poster claiming to have been born in 1968 wrote on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board (a general live-discussion forum) that “thinking about it calmly and objectively, the 80s were divine” — sparking an exchange that pulled in users from different generations. When a user born in 1986 asked, “I don’t know that era, what was so great about it?”, the original poster described the vibe of the time: “The streets sparkled, people sparkled, it was seriously radiant.” Meanwhile, cooler heads pushed back, calling it “way too romanticized” and recalling being “stood up by a friend and left waiting three hours — not fun at all.” The thread expanded from there to cover the bubble economy, attitudes toward love at the time, and even salary levels.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:10
    Thinking about it calmly and objectively, the 80s were divine.
    Didn't need the internet or smartphones.
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:15
    Born in '76, but the 80s were great.
    Meeting people the analog way — that one-shot, one-chance feel — was nice.
    Well, we had pagers at least, so it wasn't like you'd lose someone forever the moment you split up.
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:52
    Re: #13
    That's way too romanticized.
    I'm born in '75, and I got stood up by a friend and stood around Yokohama Station in the blazing heat for three hours.
    Not fun in the slightest.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:16
    I'm from '86 and I'm buzzing over AI's potential. You've only got a few years left before you die and go to hell, right? Pathetic. You won't live to see the massive turning point that's coming ("kaihen" — pachinko slang for hitting a hot jackpot streak).
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:17
    Re: #15
    If some Matrix-style device that sends you back to the 80s ever gets invented, I'll be so mad I'll crawl back out of hell just for it.
    I just want to go back to that era, period.
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:18
    Re: #17
    I don't know the 80s at all. What was so great about it?
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:19
    Re: #17
    Same age as my dad 🥺
    You're not old enough to be washed up yet, so please don't talk so negatively, I beg you.
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:19
    Re: #21
    Everything.
    The girls were sweet and cute too…
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:20
    Re: #23
    Old man, do you even want people to understand how you feel? You think that'll get through to anyone?
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:22
    Re: #29
    Like someone said above, it really did feel like a festival every single day.
    Like something fun was happening every day — it left your heart floating on air.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:22
    Re: #33
    You mean like the vibe of Yakuza 0?
    39AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:24
    The bubble was toward the end of the 80s, and places like Juliana's Tokyo (the famous disco) were actually a 90s thing.
    What I really want to know is what the early 80s were like.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:24
    Re: #39
    Wasn't that the era of Akina and Seiko? (Akina Nakamori and Seiko Matsuda, two iconic 80s idol singers)
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:25
    Delinquent culture was at its peak — being a "bad kid" was fun back then.
    45AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:26
    Re: #42
    I picture it like Be-Bop High School or Rokudenashi Blues (classic delinquent manga/anime).
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:26
    Re: #42
    Be-Bop gave me chills.
    Risa…
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:25
    Re: #37
    Don't know about that, but
    the streets sparkled, people sparkled —
    it was seriously radiant.
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:26
    Re: #43
    I get the gist now. That bubble-era festival craziness — like a big "Yeah, let's dance!" vibe.
    47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:26
    Re: #44
    Exactly, you don't get that anymore, right?
    It was all flash and dazzle.
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:28
    Re: #47
    Hard question to answer. Personally, I feel like I'm living life dazzlingly (or at least trying to). I agree society as a whole isn't like that anymore. But since that vibe was just the norm for as long as I can remember, I don't see it in a negative light.
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:27
    I'm a Heisei kid so I wouldn't know, but it was an era without temp staffing agencies or part-time gigs, so the overall vibe was probably good.
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:29
    Re: #49
    They existed just fine back then, actually.
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:29
    Re: #54
    Can't be helped, I guess.
    But once you've known it…
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:31
    Re: #56
    I live in the tech world, so right now is exciting and I can't contain myself. Might be a different perspective from you old-timers, though.
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:29
    It's only natural that the era you spent your youth in feels like the best one.
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:30
    Re: #59
    But I do think it's beyond doubt that it was the era when Japan shone brightest.
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:30
    If someone studied the 80s and figured out how to bring that into the present, people would probably be a lot happier.
    There's probably something there.
    68AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:31
    Re: #62
    Honestly, it was amazing.
    Industrial output, land prices, stock market cap — Japan was at the top of the world.
    70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:32
    Re: #65
    I really wish the tech world would go ahead and build that Matrix device.
    I'd love to just hole up in the 80s forever.
    79AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:36
    Re: #70
    By the way, what were salaries actually like at the peak of the bubble?
    80AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:36
    Even recent TV commercials use a lot of 80s Western music, you know.
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:37
    Re: #80
    J-pop's golden age was the 90s anyway.
    82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:36
    Re: #79
    No idea… though interest rates on postal savings accounts were great.
    99AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:42
    Re: #82
    Either way, once you've had that experience, it's tough to be told to buck up now and carve out some other go-getter life in a totally different direction.
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:37
    Well, there's no doubt the 80s were Japan's best era.
    Everyone looked like they were having fun.
    Once the 90s hit, things got money-obsessed and society started to warp.
    89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:38
    Re: #84
    Sure, "everyone," but there were also tons of people suffering from pollution.
    Photochemical smog and all that was seriously bad.
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:39
    Re: #88
    Isn't it just that a lot of people happened to spend their youth in the 80s?
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:40
    Re: #90
    But the world's population keeps growing, though.
    93AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:40
    Re: #91
    Sure it keeps growing, but that doesn't mean the people who spent their youth in the 80s are dying off.
    Guess they've become a major demographic force.
    101AnonymousAug 28, 2026 20:43
    Re: #93
    My dad was born around 1963, I think, so the 1980s would've been right in his prime youth, I suppose.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Strictly speaking, Japan’s bubble economy is generally said to have really taken off in the late 1980s (from around the end of 1986 to about 1991), and much of the “streets and people sparkling” memory described in the thread overlaps with this later period. Since the original poster was born in 1968, the early 1980s would have fallen in their early-to-mid teens, a stretch that predates the bubble — which is why some in the thread pointed out they’d like to know what the early 80s were actually like. It’s a commonly noted tendency that memories of one’s youth get romanticized, and one reply made the sober point that “it’s only natural that the era you spent your youth in feels like the best one.” At the same time, posters also cited the economic fact that Japan ranked among the world’s top nations in industrial output, land prices, and stock market capitalization during that period — and this blend of plain nostalgia with genuine memories of economic strength is what characterizes this thread.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “I’m a guy born in 1968, and the 80s really were the best.”

  • Sugihara Meisa’s Signature Strikingly Similar to Yamazaki Mei’s? Change Sparks Debate on Hello! Project Board

    On 5ch’s Morning Coffee board, where Hello! Project topics are discussed, a post claiming that Sugihara Meisa’s autograph was deemed too similar to Yamazaki Mei’s — and had reportedly been changed as a result — sparked a wave of discussion. Commenters posted photos of the actual handwritten signatures, with some saying “I honestly can’t tell them apart,” while others cast doubt on whether a change even happened, pointing out that “the original signature was shown on screen at the debut reveal event” and “maybe it was just forgotten.” The debate carried on with no clear resolution. Commenters also noted that Ishikawa Hanano’s signature resembles Satoyoshi Utano’s.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:39
    Did Yamazaki Mei's otaku army bombard management with complaints or something?
    251 Name Wanted… 2026/08/26 (Wed) 23:47:00.57 0
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:42
    Never seen Panda's signature or Sugihara's ("Panda" = a member's nickname), so I can't really say either way.
    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:43
    Re: #4
    I was gonna post it, but the thread over on Ookami (a live-discussion board nicknamed "Wolf") that had a decent number of replies got wiped from my history, ugh.
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:44
    Re: #1

    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:45
    Re: #11
    Ohhhhhh, that's it, that's it‼
    Thank you soooo much!!
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:45
    Re: #11
    T-this is…
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:46
    Re: #11
    Yeah, at a glance you really can't tell these apart.
    Not my oshi (favorite member) though, so it's not like it matters to me.
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:44
    If people start unfairly bashing Mei over this, I'm never buying Sugihara's solo goods again.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:47
    Re: #13
    Go right ahead.
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:47
    I've been thinking Mei-sa's seemed less energetic lately than she was during all the excited chatter on the spring tour.
    Her debut reveal felt kind of subdued too.
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:50
    Re: #21
    She's been staking out the spot next to Oda, glomping onto her for photos, pulling full Akane-chin moves — she's fine, she's got energy, she's a strong one.
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:47
    Mei-sa's got Ma-chan's otaku on her side now, so she's fine.
    Voice like Kudo, face like Ma-chan, personality like Akane-chin — she's unstoppable.
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:48
    Re: #31
    But zero solo-goods sellouts though.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:48
    Re: #31
    True, Ma-chan's otaku really are the strongest.
    And honestly, Ayami's fans and Doo's fans are backing her too, so Mei-sa should be fine.
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:50
    Re: #31
    A chimera of nothing but traits nobody asked for, lol, she's done for.
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:53
    What about Ishikawa, whose signature is basically identical to Satoyoshi's even though their names don't even overlap?
    76AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:55
    Re: #73
    Maybe it's a Gen Alpha thing — copying whatever they've seen somewhere without even realizing it?
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:56
    So Satoyoshi Utano's and Ishikawa Hanano's signatures really are that similar, huh.
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:59
    Re: #78
    Utano, Hanano —

    that "no" ending is basically identical.
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:59
    Wait, is it actually possible to just change your member color because you don't like it?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:01
    Re: #84
    Yep, if you put up good solo sales numbers, it's possible.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:07
    There's always someone who jumps on people for saying "management" [運営], but they're not wrong, are they?
    Other idols' agencies get called "management" too.
    It's only Hello! Project fans who get weirdly nitpicky about this.
    103AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:13
    Re: #94
    Right.
    Other idols, the sports world, other entertainment worlds — it's all "management."
    The only ones calling it "the agency" like they're cosplaying yakuza are Hello! Project and Johnny's.
    105AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:15
    Re: #94
    Stardust (Promotion) calls it "the agency" though.
    111AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:19
    A signature change? Are you even watching, lol.
    The original signature was right there on screen at the debut reveal event.
    114AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:21
    Re: #111
    Wait, was that really the case?
    Then even more so — on both the Part 1 and Part 2 postcards, Mei-sa didn't write a signature on either comment card… so maybe it really was just forgotten?
    115AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:22
    Could be she forgot, or maybe there's no signature requirement and she deliberately left it off so people would properly learn her full name instead.
    It was on the merch though.
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:23
    Re: #115
    Ah, that's probably it! Makes sense.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Because autographed merchandise and postcards are sold as bonus items, the design of a member’s handwritten signature tends to be treated as an important part of her individual identity — so any claim of similarity tends to spread quickly. In this case, the fact that a signature change even happened was never officially explained by management, and opinions in the thread were split by counterarguments such as “the footage from the debut reveal event showed the original signature” and “maybe it was just forgotten.” A similar claim was also raised about Ishikawa Hanano and Satoyoshi Utano, and it’s not unusual for members of the same recently-debuted generation to end up with similar-looking signature styles. It’s worth noting that this remains purely fan speculation, with no official comment confirmed from either the agency or the members themselves.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Apparently Sugihara Meisa’s signature was seen as ripping off Yamazaki Mei’s, and it got changed“.

  • Oxford Professors: ‘The World Might Be a Simulation’ — 5ch Weighs In: ‘My Hair Loss Is Just a Bug’

    The “simulation hypothesis” — the idea, put forward by Oxford philosopher Nick Bostrom and others, that the universe we live in might actually be a computer simulation built by an advanced civilization — became a hot topic on 5ch’s Nanademo Jikkyo board (a general live-discussion forum). The hypothesis counts NYU’s David Chalmers and theoretical physicist James Gates among its supporters, and has even been the subject of international symposiums. But the thread split along familiar lines: a fundamental objection that “you can propose it, but since it can’t be verified or falsified, it doesn’t actually explain anything,” alongside technical gripes like “it violates Occam’s razor” and “it ignores the storage capacity a simulation would require” — all mixed in with jokes about filing a bug report with whoever’s running the simulation.

    Oxford philosopher Nick Bostrom and fellow researchers have proposed the so-called “simulation hypothesis” — the claim that “the world we live in is probably a simulation” — and it’s stirring up plenty of discussion.

    The hypothesis has also drawn support from NYU philosophy professor David Chalmers and University of Maryland theoretical physicist James Gates, among others, and

    has been debated at length across multiple international symposiums.

    Source: simulation-argument.com / Original paper here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:30
    Given that these three possibilities are all on the table, the question becomes which of the following two is more likely:

    Either we are inhabitants of the base reality that will eventually gain the ability to build such simulations ourselves,
    or we are inhabitants of one of the billions of such simulations already running
    (in which case, naturally, the inhabitants of the simulation have no idea they're in one).
    4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:30
    A universe so unfathomably vast it makes you feel God must exist






    7AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:33
    Re: #4
    What's the point of building such a massive, pointless empty stretch of space?
    Whoever coded this simulation must be an idiot.
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:32
    Well, we just noticed we're in a simulation, so that proves the hypothesis wrong right there.
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:33
    Wingtips over Oxfords, personally. (a stray pun — 'Oxford' is also a style of dress shoe, alongside 'wingtip')
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:34
    Even if it is a simulation,
    it's not like it really affects us unless whoever's running it actually makes contact.
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:36
    This theory just sounds profound without ever actually explaining anything.
    It can't answer the basic 'so what?'
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:57
    Re: #11
    Isn't this basically just the theory behind holographic universe cosmology?
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:37
    So what if it's a simulation? That's the reaction it gets.
    It's nothing more than speculation about a bare possibility.

    And those articles claiming 'X is proof we're in a simulation' don't make sense either.
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:37
    The universe presumably has an end too,
    but mere humans probably aren't capable of grasping something like that.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:38
    It's probably like being a cartridge in a Famicom (Nintendo's old console).
    No matter how hard Mario grinds away inside the cartridge, the manufacturer — basically God to him — just thinks, 'Huh, hope this one sells well.'
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:39
    This idea has been kicking around forever, it keeps resurfacing.
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:39
    Hey, whoever's running this simulation,
    I've got a bug where my hair keeps disappearing. Any ETA on that patch?
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:40
    Re: #19
    Seriously, they need to stop messing with Ohtani for entertainment.
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:40
    In the end, humans only evolved to understand exactly as much as we need to survive in this world — so all we're ever seeing are shadows of the true Forms (a nod to Plato's cave allegory).
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:41
    If this is a simulation, then someone uniquely ugly like me makes no sense, right? What am I even here for?!
    Don't go handing a throwaway character a full sense of self, you idiot!
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:41
    There's always a certain number of people who get weirdly angry about this theory.
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:41
    It's well designed, really — whenever population density gets too high, a disease comes along and resets everything.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:41
    I was hoping for a slightly more solid reason than this.
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:41
    Call it God's grand experiment if you like — maybe that's true,
    but for ants like us,
    there's no way to fathom something on that scale.
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:42
    If someone actually found a glitch — like 'do this and the frame rate tanks and something physically impossible happens' — that'd be a different story,
    but short of that, it really doesn't change anything.
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:46
    Re: #28
    Quantum weirdness gets pretty close to that.
    55AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:49
    Re: #28
    'Violates the laws of physics' might just mean we haven't fully worked out this world's physics yet.
    And whatever counts as a 'bug' is only being judged by this world's own standards anyway.
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:51
    Re: #28
    Fantasizing about glitches is basically just time-machine talk at that point.
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:44
    It goes against Occam's razor,
    since there's no good reason to assume some higher being running a simulation exists in the first place.
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:46
    Re: #33
    Occam's razor itself has never actually been proven.
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:44
    As long as a hypothesis hasn't been broken or disproven, you can say whatever you want about it.
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:51
    Re: #36
    Not being able to prove it's wrong doesn't make it true.
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:49
    The simulation hypothesis
    seems fixated on things like computing cost and Planck-length limits from modern science, while ignoring the storage medium a simulation would actually require.
    It ought to have to prove its starting premise first — that a higher-level world could simulate a universe cheaply, and that everyone up there would even want to.
    101AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:01
    Re: #54
    A simulation wouldn't necessarily be an extension of the computers we use today.
    An intelligent species' storage doesn't need to be centrally managed — each individual could just carry their own.
    Even here on Earth, a single person went from handling 10MB to multiple terabytes in just a few decades, so stretch that out over billions of years and storage capacity stops being a real constraint at all.
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:49
    Now that's one heck of a simulation.
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:50
    Re: #56
    Isn't that basically a new tourist spot?
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:50
    It's probably not built so that you're able to notice you're in a simulation.
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:52
    Re: #59
    If they'd built that in, it'd kill the realism and be boring.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:58
    Enlightened saints probably already see through that much.
    But for us worldly types, driven by raw desire and clinging to this world, there's no way we'd ever recognize it as a simulation.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:59
    Re: #92
    Ha, found a bug — you posted that same reply twice.

    Background and key points of the debate

    The simulation hypothesis rests on the trilemma Professor Bostrom laid out in his 2003 paper: civilizations either (1) go extinct before becoming advanced enough to build such simulations, (2) become advanced enough but lose interest in building them, or (3) actually build them — in which case we are almost certainly living inside one. Framed as a probability argument rather than a flat assertion, it leaves room for the third option without insisting on it. That distinction is exactly where the thread split: some argued that since the hypothesis can be neither verified nor falsified, it “never rises above speculation,” while others tried to read quantum indeterminacy as a sign of “the simulation lagging.” Questions were also raised about the premise itself — why assume a higher being would even want to simulate a universe in the first place (the Occam’s razor objection) — laying bare the gap between the hypothesis’s appeal and its unfalsifiability that drove the whole debate.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Oxford Professor: ‘Sorry guys, this world’s probably a simulation’.”

  • More Tattooed Kids on the Streets? 5ch Erupts Over Japan’s ‘Public Safety’

    A video posted to X (formerly Twitter) showing tattooed young people was shared on 5ch’s “Live News” board (Nandemo Jikkyo G), sparking a heated debate. What started as a post saying “there sure are a lot more of these guys now” set off a wave of comments lamenting Japan’s declining public order — “these days it’s the serious, hardworking people who get mocked,” “politics is rotten with corruption, so of course things fall apart below” — while the claim that “tattoos are totally normal overseas” drew pushback: “isn’t that just a skewed impression from someone who’s only been to a few countries?” Some posters waxed nostalgic for the “golden age” of the mid-Heisei era, while others pointed to the influence of works like Tokyo Revengers. In the end, no consensus emerged on either the cause or how serious the problem really is.

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2092577925585612800/vid/avc1/720×1280/u97DhlrdmEkHPRDh.mp4?tag=29 Download Video

    There sure are a lot more of these guys now

    Source: video.twimg.com / original post here

    5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:57
    You can't assume everyone's basically good anymore.
    It's become a world where whoever gets away with it wins.
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:20
    Re: #5
    Japan's really turned into a place where 'serious and hardworking' = 'idiot.'
    Like being a troublemaker is supposed to be cool now.

    Re: #6
    Well, politics is about as corrupt as South America at this point.
    6AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Politics is nothing but corruption and fraud these days.
    Of course things trickle down.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    What do guys like this even do for a living?
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:21
    Re: #10
    Construction laborers (dokata), builders, real estate sales, fighters, rappers, apparel industry…

    Something like that?
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:08
    People keep posting stuff like this every day claiming tattoos are totally normal overseas.
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Re: #13
    Isn't that just someone whose overseas experience is limited to (tattoo-heavy) countries?
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:26
    Re: #13
    Tattoos really are becoming more common in Japan too, no joke.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:15
    Re: #14
    Lol, trying so hard to spin the narrative.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:21
    Re: #18
    Why would you say that?
    Have you never actually been to those countries?
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:18
    https://tadaup.jp/8HiHKf6a.png

    https://x.com/ch765432/status/2092957887912149425

    Even middle schoolers are getting tattoos these days, huh.
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:27
    Re: #21
    They're going to grow another size in high school — what happens to the tattoo then?
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:46
    Re: #21
    It's a temporary tattoo sticker.
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:23
    It's just that Heisei produced way too many loners (inkya).
    Bring back the Showa era.
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Re: #32
    Was the Showa era really full of tattoos?
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:25
    Re: #14
    If you'd actually lived abroad you'd know tattoos get you side-eyed there too.
    There've been news stories about lawsuits over it now and then, and plenty of employers won't hire you if you have one.
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #34
    That depends on the country too.
    Some places will let you have tattoos whether you're a supermarket clerk or white-collar.
    I think lumping it all together as 'overseas' is too broad.
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #34
    I kind of get it for the US, but the class divide in their high schools is on another level.
    Especially the elite boarding schools — even Gen Z kids there, guys and girls alike, have completely clean, zero-tattoo skin.
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:27
    Because they're going to bring back the draft and make it universal conscription.
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Re: #36
    Could you handle that?
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:31
    Re: #43
    So you're saying Japan's actually worse off?
    Even kids from normal families are getting tattoos like crazy now.
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:33
    Re: #44
    Even in ordinary countries overseas, tattoos are everywhere.
    Also, tattoos are a form of self-harm, just like cutting — it's a sign something's wrong.
    So really, it means those countries overseas are the sick ones.
    48AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:32
    I bet the Self-Defense Forces will lift their tattoo ban eventually.
    They're desperate for recruits as it is.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:34
    Re: #48
    Yeah, that way they can work delinquents to the bone and toss them aside when they're done.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:35
    Re: #48
    Can't really be helped.
    The US military's full of tattoos too.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:36
    I literally just went grocery shopping and there was a middle-aged guy with tattoos spilling out of both sleeves of his T-shirt, just casually shopping like it was nothing.
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #52
    Kanto area?
    Seriously, there's been a lot of that lately…
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Makes you realize the Heisei era really was a good time.
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:52
    Re: #60
    Heisei, especially 2013 to 2019.
    I call it the golden age.
    Public order was good, and young people dressed in a calm, clean-cut way.
    That was probably Japan's peak. Glad I got to spend my 20s back then.

    Young people today are just tacky — bleached hair, tattoos, no class.
    85AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:54
    Isn't this the influence of Tokyo Revengers?
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:55
    Re: #85
    I'd say it's more the influence of Breaking Down (the amateur fight show) and hip-hop culture.
    Plus all those TV shows about hostess-club girls and gang-adjacent types that have been popping up lately.
    109AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:06
    Re: #85
    Re: #86
    Probably both.
    Post-COVID pent-up frustration just exploded.
    Though to be fair, the population's shrinking too, so the number of violent crimes has actually gone down.
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:56
    Most yankees (delinquent types) → have kids.
    Only a tiny fraction of chīmā (street-racing gang kids) → have kids.
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:58
    Re: #87
    So logically speaking, it makes sense the delinquent population just keeps growing.
    90AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:58
    If you watch the Asakusa Sanja Festival, there are grown men flaunting their tattoos and swaggering around like tough guys.
    The police don't even bother clearing them out.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:59
    Re: #90
    Wait, aren't those guys actual yakuza?
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:01
    Re: #90
    Well, it's a nation of law, so even antisocial types like that have human rights.
    Of course, guys like that don't know the law well enough to actually exercise those rights much, but it's still a headache for everyone around them.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    In Japan, tattoos have long been associated with the punitive tattooing of the Edo period and the yakuza culture of the postwar era, and customs like banning tattooed customers from public baths and gyms stem from that same history. Because of this, the association “tattoo = antisocial” runs deep, and this thread proceeded on that same assumption. That said, National Police Agency statistics show a long-term decline in the number of juvenile arrests, so it’s worth noting that the perceived sense of “declining public order” doesn’t necessarily match the actual crime figures. The claim that “tattoos are normal overseas” also drew pushback, with posters noting that attitudes vary widely by country and social class — and some in the thread pointed out that lumping all of “overseas” together was too crude an argument. As for the cause, multiple theories were floated, from the spread of combat-sports and hip-hop culture to the influence of specific franchises, but no evidence-backed conclusion was reached.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Japan is finally done for as tattooed antisocial youth keep increasing. It used to have the safest streets in the world.”

  • Full-Time Card Shop Job Listing Promising ¥30 Million a Year Has 5channers Buzzing

    A full-time job listing at a trading card shop advertising an annual salary of ¥30 million (roughly $200,000) has become a hot topic on 5channel. Users pointed out the listing’s low barrier to entry — no educational requirements, no résumé needed, and just a single interview — while also noting that working hours and days off weren’t specified anywhere in the posting. Reactions split between straightforward envy and skepticism, with some suspecting it must be a brutally demanding job or that the figure includes performance-based bonuses rather than being a flat salary. Others noted that skilled appraisers who can spot fakes and predict market prices for purchased cards are genuinely rare, sparking a wider debate about what’s really behind the high-paying offer.

    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Apparently a former coworker of mine saved up working somewhere like this and retired early (FIRE). No idea if he really made that much though.
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    No degree needed, no résumé, just one interview — if you can really make that much, it's worth a shot.
    12AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:59
    Forget the 30 million for a second — you also get a monthly base salary of 380,000 yen!?
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:00
    Honestly, working at a card shop sounds like a safer bet for life than going to university.
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:00
    Reads like an ad for a hostess/escort job.

    Definitely a brutal workload.
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    Re: #15
    Is there really anything that demanding about working at a card shop though?
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Re: #19
    Probably dealing with complaints about buyback pricing.
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    Re: #19
    People bring in mountains of cards where you can't tell fake from real.
    Plus you'd get tons of foreign customers coming in too.
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    An even more unstable job than being a YouTuber — you could get fired at any moment.
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:01
    Sounds like if you can't resell the expensive cards you bought, they'd force you to buy them yourself.
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Honestly, grunt-level sales jobs like insurance or home renovation seem like a better deal than this.
    36AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:04
    Re: #22
    Dealing with otaku and scalpers seems easier to run circles around, no?
    You could just make your own "mystery packs" (custom resealed card packs) and sell those off.
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:02
    Lol, the website doesn't even list working hours or days off.
    26AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:03
    I don't see why a card shop would ever need to pay an employee 30 million yen — if it's real, is the owner a saint or an idiot?
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:06
    Re: #34
    Because they can only hire someone with a real eye for spotting fakes.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Maybe I should get into card shop work too.
    I used to play Magic: The Gathering, so I could probably manage.
    53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    Re: #51
    In the resale world right now, Pokémon cards are tier 1.
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:10
    If it's this profitable, you'd just start your own shop — classic line.
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:15
    Re: #52
    You can't run a secondhand shop without capital, so that's not really an option.
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:17
    So it's basically a rare-card appraiser job?
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:19
    Re: #59
    I used to work as a market analyst making 600,000 yen a month, but if I misjudged the market my pay would crash and I'd be in tears.
    66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:22
    Sounds like you'd get a bonus bump for tricking someone into selling a pricey card dirt cheap 🙄
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
    Re: #66
    It wouldn't go up.
    Do the opposite though, and it'd go down.
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:30
    Feels like they'd teach you card-switching tricks (swapping in fakes) too.
    99AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:41
    Re: #83-84
    No way they'd take on a risk like that, idiot.
    88AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:32
    Never been to a card shop — do they really smell that bad?
    PC parts and gaming gear stores sometimes have a smelly guy or two, but…
    105AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #88
    It's simple — you're cooped up in a cramped space for hours, so you start to smell.
    Well, some of them were already smelly to begin with.
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:35
    The guy who can predict the next Lillie or Black Magician (chase cards) is the one pulling in 30 million.
    92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:38
    Re: #91
    At that level it's less "prediction" and more market manipulation, no?
    If that's the case, 30 million kind of makes sense.
    94AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:38
    What does "performance-based pay" even mean for a card shop employee?
    102AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:42
    Re: #94
    Maybe profits from manipulating prices and dumping stock?
    106AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #99
    It's the "shaka-pachi" crowd (scalpers who shake sealed packs to feel for hits) — they'd totally do that.
    118AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Re: #106
    They make absurd money without even needing to do that.
    107AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:43
    Re: #105
    Do people really hang out at card shops for hours?
    108AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:44
    Re: #107
    Places like that have a dueling corner, right?
    117AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Re: #107
    They've got duel spaces.
    116AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:48
    Which job is better, this one or that one?

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    As commenters pointed out in replies #94 and #99, listings touting a “¥30 million annual salary” are often performance-based rather than fixed pay, with commissions added on top depending on an individual’s appraisal skill and negotiating ability. In the trading card industry, a genuine shortage of skilled appraisers who can authenticate cards and predict market prices does exist, driven by the recent price surge and resale demand for certain items like Pokémon cards — so the underlying structure of high pay for that kind of expertise is real. At the same time, thread users raised doubts about the listing’s low barrier to entry (no educational requirements, no résumé, just one interview) and the fact that working hours and days off weren’t specified, with many worried about the workload and responsibility hiding behind the attractive pay. The point readers are most likely to misunderstand is that the advertised salary probably isn’t a flat, guaranteed take-home figure — it’s more likely an upper-bound number that includes commission.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “[Great News] Full-Time Card Shop Employee Makes ¥30 Million a Year wwwwwwwwww.”