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  • Daisuke Hori Claims Topping a Hensachi-45 High School Is Basically the Same as Ranking 200th at Elite Nada — Sparks Debate

    A remark by Daisuke Hori — ‘being ranked 1st in a hensachi-45 high school class is about the same as ranking 200th in the grade at Nada High School’ — blew up on a 5ch thread. Nada has roughly 220 students per grade, and even those near the bottom sometimes get into Tokyo University or other elite schools, while at a hensachi-45-ish school even the #1 student can barely manage to get into any university at all — so posters split over whether the in-school rankings of the two schools can even be compared directly. Some posts backed up their points with actual screenshots of university placement results.

    1AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:54
    Is this actually true?
    3AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:55
    Ranking 200th at Nada is still Kyoto University/Hitotsubashi level though
    6AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:57
    Re: #3
    There's only about 220 kids per grade, so that level's impossible
    7AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:58
    Re: #2
    Hori Daisuke got an A-rank prediction for Tokyo University back when he was still in high school
    10AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:02
    Re: #7
    There he goes again with one of his usual lies
    19AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:13
    Re: #7
    So then, which university did he actually graduate from?
    8AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:58
    Re: #6
    There's a video on Wakatte TV explaining what Nada is really like, go watch it
    75AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:11
    Re: #8
    A Wakatte TV viewer… lol
    107AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:25
    Re: #8
    Since he had the potential to get into Nada in the first place, sure, someone who once ranked 200th might buckle down and get into Todai — but the average bottom 10% at Nada tops out at Waseda/Keio at best
    12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:04
    Re: #10
    He went to an open campus day, saw some Todai students goofing off by the Red Gate (Akamon), and gave up on going there
    13AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:09
    Re: #12
    It's not like he even got to sit in on a lab or anything —
    what's he supposed to learn just from looking at the Red Gate?
    21AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:15
    Re: #12
    Ah, so this is what they call 'sour grapes'
    24AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:16
    So does that mean he could transfer to Nada?
    29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:19
    Re: #24
    Correct answer: neither of them could get into Nada even if they retook the high school entrance exam for that same grade
    26AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:17
    A hensachi-45 school's reliable #1 student usually maps to something like hensachi 60 on the university scale,
    so while it's not exactly impossible for a Nada dropout to match that, I feel like the latter usually ends up ahead
    68AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:08
    Re: #26
    Even a Nada dropout should still be around 65
    30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:19
    The #1 spot has way too much variance, anything's possible
    there could be some genius who, for whatever reason, could only commute to the high school nearest home
    32AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:21
    Re: #30
    Sounds like you'd get everything from guys who make it into Todai to guys who can't even get into MARCH
    35AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:24
    37AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:26
    Still, at around hensachi 45, the #1 student would probably get into a top national university or MARCH

    Even at elite prep schools, the bottom group is shaky on that front too
    40AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:29
    Re: #37
    Hensachi 45 is basically the bottom of the region, or maybe one notch up
    at that level, just getting into any university at all is doing well
    46AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:34
    Re: #37
    My school was hensachi 55, and the top student in the 'national university track' class only made it into a low-tier regional national university
    42AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:30
    Still, Hori Daisuke's more of a winner than anyone in this thread though
    43AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:31
    Re: #42
    I'd rather be me right now than live getting talked about behind my back like that
    47AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:34
    Re: #42
    His taxes go up this year, so he might even get hit with advance tax payments for next year, and when you think about how slim his odds are of keeping this up past next year, that's a total loss
    45AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:34
    But then again, his 'Kuiya' venture is still doing great, so… (apparent reference to some business of his — unclear from context)
    110AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:26
    Re: #45
    Nah, it won't
    Hensachi 45 is basically a monkey enclosure (rock-bottom chaos)
    with the top student landing around Nikko-Koma level (Nihon University/Komazawa University, mid-tier privates), something like that
    56AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:56
    I went to a college-prep school, and the guy who ranked dead last in my grade got into Geidai (Tokyo University of the Arts) after one ronin year
    the second-to-last guy got into MARCH straight out of high school
    62AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:59
    Re: #56
    Impressive that even dead last still got into university
    at my school there were like 5 people who couldn't even graduate high school
    we were near the bottom so I know that world well
    70AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:08
    By the way, here's Hori Daisuke's high school's university placement results from this year
    77AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:11
    Re: #70
    Yeah, that pretty much tracks with hensachi 45
    91AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:19
    Re: #70
    Top student got into Doshisha, huh
    if you're in Nada's bottom tier, yeah, there probably are some who only get into Doshisha
    though normally at Nada you'd take a ronin year and aim for Kyoto University instead
    71AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:09
    Nada's bottom tier genuinely can't study
    there's a YouTuber called Natsumeat who took 4 ronin years just to get into Tokyo Metropolitan University
    and that's even with him properly attending cram school
    81AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:14
    Re: #71
    But there was a guy who went straight from high school into a non-medical program at Okayama University,
    and a few years later, just from seriously grinding exam prep again, he was pulling an A-rank prediction for Todai's Rika III (Japan's hardest med program)
    the engine under the hood is just different
    78AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:12
    AV actor Genjin Shinrin went from Tsukukoma (the elite school attached to Tsukuba University) to Senshu University
    there's a small subset of kids whose brains mature early, and it really looks like their intelligence just stops developing around age 12
    even at 18, getting into Tsukukoma's junior high is harder than getting into Senshu University
    84AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:15
    Re: #78
    Or honestly, at integrated middle-high schools it's a common story: kids who came up through the middle-school track, with no high-school entrance exam pressure, goof off, fall behind, and become dropouts
    it's not some grand story about intelligence stopping
    93AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:21
    Re: #84
    Even assuming he gained zero knowledge over those six years,
    if he actually had confidence in his raw intelligence
    he wouldn't even bother applying to Nikko-Koma in the first place
    he'd take a year as a ronin and go for Waseda/Keio instead
    100AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:24
    Re: #93
    That type probably just doesn't share the whole 'study hard, get into a good company' value system in the first place

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Hensachi measures relative standing within the group that took the same mock exam, so the same score can represent very different absolute ability levels depending on how strong that group is overall. Because Nada Junior/Senior High School draws from Japan’s top academic tier right from the middle-school entrance exam, students who rank low within the school often still place well above average by other schools’ standards — and the thread split along that line, with some arguing ‘even Nada’s bottom ranks are Waseda/Keio level’ and others countering ‘there are still students at Nada who genuinely struggle with university entrance exams.’ By contrast, at a hensachi-45 school the exam-taking pool itself isn’t particularly strong, so even the #1 student in the grade sometimes ends up only reaching Nikko-Koma-tier universities — a point posters backed up with actual screenshots of admissions results. There’s no official data confirming Hori Daisuke’s original remark itself; this is all anecdote- and hearsay-based debate on 5ch, and it’s worth remembering that what’s said here about any individual school is only at the level of individual posters’ personal experience.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Daisuke Hori: ‘Topping a hensachi-45 high school class is about the same as ranking 200th at Nada’.”

  • Carp Reportedly Mulling Trades for Kozono and Yano — 5ch: ‘No Way Another Team Takes On Such Toxic Assets’

    Following a drug-transfer scandal involving Hiroshima Toyo Carp players, reports have surfaced that the team may exclude Kaito Kozono and Masaya Yano from next season’s plans and ship them out via trade. Ryutaro Hazuki has already been released over the incident. Some observers believe other teams would want Kozono, last year’s batting champion and a former Samurai Japan national-team member, but many argue no team would take on Yano, who has been referred to prosecutors. On 5ch, opinion split between blaming the players individually and questioning the team’s oversight, with comments like ‘Why would anyone think another team would take on that risk?’ and ‘Don’t lump Yano and Kozono together.’

    In July, “SmartFLASH” (the web edition of the weekly magazine “FLASH”) published a photo showing Kaito Kozono, Masaya Yano, and Shunsuke Tamura alongside a company executive who was arrested and indicted for allegedly transferring drugs to Hazuki. With fan trust eroding, the team may now exclude core players like Yano and Kozono from next season’s plans, setting up a turbulent offseason.

    “Looking ahead to next year, Yano and Kozono might be needed in terms of raw talent, but their off-field conduct has damaged the team’s image so badly that I doubt fielding them on the top team would restore fan trust. I’d expect the team to focus on developing younger players while reinforcing the middle infield they used to cover, through the draft or trades,” said a sports-newspaper desk editor.

    Given the coverage so far, it’s hard to picture a trade going through for Yano, who has been referred to prosecutors — but Kozono’s case is different. A former front-office chief at a Tokyo-based team noted, “If it came to a trade, I think some teams would take him on. He won the batting title last year and played for Samurai Japan in the WBC before this season started, so his ability is beyond question. That said, I do think he needs to hold a press conference to clear up any misunderstanding.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    7AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:02
    I think Kozono should go to Hanshin, but… the Tigers are pretty strict about this kind of thing.
    9AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:02
    Re: #7
    Wonder what they'll do about Ihara.
    12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:03
    Re: #7
    Ihara (different kanji this time, lol): 'Yeah, yeah.'
    10AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:03
    Why would anyone think another team wants to take on such a toxic asset?
    36AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:11
    Re: #10
    Nakata Sho and Yamakawa, in unison: 'Yeah, yeah.'
    16AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:04
    Re: #9
    Ihara's probably back next season anyway — he just got drunk and caused a scene, that's all.
    35AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:11
    Re: #16
    Moriya was in on it too, wasn't he.
    21AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:05
    It's barely making news, but this is a seriously bad look for the organization, and nobody's taking responsibility.
    25AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:06
    Re: #21
    NPB isn't doing much about it either, even though this is basically a credibility problem for pro baseball as a whole.
    32AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:10
    Wouldn't it make sense for Yano to go to Hanshin? A shortstop with better defense than Obata who can grind out at-bats would lock down a starting job there.
    39AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:11
    Re: #32
    Ihara, then Yano and Kozono — something like that, huh.
    37AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:11
    Re: #25
    From what's known so far, it's strictly a private matter. The team should keep some rein on its players, but NPB can't realistically manage things down to that level.
    88AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:26
    Re: #37
    If it were just one guy, sure, but the Carp have had way too many drug-related incidents lately — it's at the point where the organization itself is the problem. Batista, Jackson, and now this 'zombie' case too.
    38AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:11
    With Sakakura, Morishita, and Tokoda all leaving via free agency too, next year's Carp are done for.
    40AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:12
    Re: #38
    Can Orix even sign three free agents at once under the current rules?
    43AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:13
    ChatGPT's answer ran long so I'll just post the conclusion — can repost the details if anyone wants them.

    Conclusion: for Kozono, teams like the Swallows, Dragons, or Lions would be a relatively good fit; for Yano, the Swallows, Marines, or Lions.
    52AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:15
    Re: #43
    A team that already has Nao and Genda doesn't need Yano…
    57AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:16
    This would have to be a straight cash trade — no way another team gives up a player in return for this.
    60AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:17
    Re: #57
    Whoever gets sent back in return would have it rough.
    58AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:16
    Cutting Hazuki was way too hasty. They should've demoted him to the development roster and waited to see how the investigation played out.
    64AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:19
    Re: #58
    That's because Hazuki had already admitted it and the indictment was finalized. Cutting someone once they're formally indicted is standard practice even at regular companies.
    65AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:20
    Free agency isn't a system for dumping players you don't want onto other teams.
    75AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:22
    Re: #65
    Trading someone as punishment is disrespectful both to the other team and to whichever player comes back in the deal.
    77AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:23
    Morishita to SoftBank? Tokoda to the Giants? Sakakura to Chiba (Lotte)?

    There's no way they're also letting go of Kozono and Yano on top of all that.
    80AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:24
    Re: #77
    Tokoda's headed to Orix.
    78AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:24
    They already let Sato Naoki go, so this would be an outright failing grade for the front office.
    82AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:25
    Re: #78
    Still better than tax evasion, so it's fine.
    84AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:25
    This whole attitude of 'if it's for another team, the crime doesn't count' — that's backwards!
    87AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:26
    Re: #84
    'A guy we drafted turned out to commit a crime' versus 'we acquired a guy who already committed a crime' — the first isn't blameless either, but the second is clearly worse.
    89AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:29
    Re: #88
    Arai's too soft, so the players walk all over him and act up with zombie stunts (🧟‍♂) and fork-and-fire nonsense (🍴🔥) — makes you wonder if they can function as normal adults.
    104AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:34
    Re: #89
    Sure, the players themselves are the biggest problem, but if nobody questions the team's management responsibility too, the Carp stay too lax and this'll just keep happening.
    113AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:40
    First off, don't lump Yano and Kozono together — the severity is completely different. Obviously Yano's the worse case.
    114AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:41
    Re: #113
    Well, Carp fans would want to believe that…
    116AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:42
    Ship him off from Hiroshima to Kita-Hiroshima (pun on 'Hiroshima' — that's where the Fighters' stadium is) — perfect, since it's a team where the manager gets more attention than the players, there's real physical distance, and it's even a different league.
    120AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:44
    Re: #116
    Nippon-Ham seriously has no use for guys who can't hit.
    122AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:44
    Re: #116
    He'll just end up fertilizer for the farm squads in Kamagaya and Eniwa.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    This report traces back to a case in which a company executive was arrested and indicted on suspicion of transferring drugs to player Ryutaro Hazuki; a weekly magazine published a photo in July showing Kozono, Yano, and Tamura in connection with that case. Yano has been referred to prosecutors, but Kozono himself is not suspected of the drug transfer itself — the main factor appears to be the image damage from simply appearing in the photo. As one thread comment put it, ‘Don’t lump Yano and Kozono together,’ reflecting how differently the two are actually implicated. It’s also easy to overlook that a ‘trade-out’ is still only at the team’s planning stage in these reports — a trade requires the other team’s agreement and isn’t something the Carp can decide unilaterally. Many commenters called for the team to be held accountable for its oversight, but as of this writing, no disciplinary action or preventive measures from the club have been announced.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Hiroshima Reportedly Trading Away Kaito Kozono and Masaya Yano lolololololololololol.”

  • No ‘Right Answer’ for Men’s Cologne: 5ch Says ‘Most Recommendations Just Stink’

    On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (Anything-Goes Live-Commentary) board, a thread asking what cologne men should actually wear kicked off. Even when posters named colognes considered mainstream classics, replies kept shooting them down with “most of those stink.” The discussion started from the basic question of whether men should even wear cologne at all. As it rolled on, it spread beyond scent preferences into body-odor countermeasures, clashes with fabric-softener smells, and nostalgic talk about brands that were huge back in the day — but in the end, nobody landed on a definitive “this is the answer.”

    1AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:17
    Pretty much all the 'recommended' ones are stinky as hell
    2AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:18
    Men shouldn't wear cologne, period
    3AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:18
    Re: #2
    Sounds like it'd smell like damp, unaired laundry
    12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:22
    Dolce & Gappana, obviously! (comically mangled — it's actually Gabbana)
    14AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:24
    Re: #12
    Eito deserves to get sued by D&G already (his hit song 'Kōsui' won't stop name-dropping their perfume)
    16AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:25
    It's gotta be that Margiela whatchamacallit 'Morning' one (Maison Margiela's Replica 'Matin d'Orage,' nicknamed 'Morning' in Japan)
    27AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:28
    Re: #16
    I like this one
    It's not pretentious, feels subtle, but still gives off a clean impression
    18AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:25
    Samurai or Ultramarine, either's fine
    20AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:26
    Re: #18
    🫪 What about Tactics?!
    22AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:26
    Japanese people barely have body odor unless they've got bromhidrosis (strong armpit odor), so cologne's unnecessary
    Natural is best
    30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:30
    Re: #22
    Japanese people have a low rate of bromhidrosis, but with all the sebum and humidity, bacteria-caused body odor itself actually happens pretty easily for us
    29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:29
    My wife wears the red Angel Heart perfume, but apparently that's a 'gyaru' (gal-fashion crowd) scent
    31AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:30
    Re: #29
    That's the one that smells like baby powder
    36AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:32
    Perfumes labeled 'spicy' or 'woody' or 'oriental' smell like body odor to me
    Who's even buying those?
    39AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:33
    Re: #36
    That's just an excuse for BO you can't fully cover up
    48AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:37
    Re: #36
    I've got mild BO myself so I actually like the oriental ones
    40AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:33
    A lot of these balding guys don't know how to apply it right
    Way too much, idiots
    47AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:36
    Re: #40
    Some of these are so strong that even one spray on your ankle is overkill
    Are their noses dead or something
    If they'd just use the right amount, people would rate them way higher
    42AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:34
    Is there one that smells like gin?
    49AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:37
    Re: #42
    🥺 One that smells like juniper and gooseberry? Sounds like Yennefer from The Witcher
    51AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:40
    (gay…)
    57AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:43
    Re: #51
    At the end of the day you wear it to land whoever you're after, so of course gay guys wear it and straight guys wear it too
    Anyone who says otherwise must have zero luck with women
    52AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:41
    Forget cologne, someone deal with the idiots who overdose on fabric softener
    63AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:46
    Re: #52
    There are people trailing an insane cloud of fabric-softener stink — how do you even do laundry to end up like that?
    53AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:42
    Isn't something like SHIRO good enough?
    59AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:44
    Re: #53
    Totally fine if you're a student
    58AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:44
    I've got seriously strong BO so I wear cologne
    But if it's unpopular I'll just quit wearing it
    62AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:46
    From what I remember in middle school, everyone wore Sculpture, Sexy Boy, Samurai, CK1, that kind of thing
    I wore Sculpture
    Though that's 25-year-old info
    66AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:47
    Re: #62
    'Ultraman Marine' (aka Ultramarine) was huge too, right?
    Couldn't stand it, rough times back then
    68AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:48
    Re: #62
    So nostalgic
    67AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:48
    Apparently something called Old Spice is trending among the young whippersnappers these days
    A high schooler I met recently was wearing it too
    72AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:50
    Re: #67
    It's been sold at Matsumoto Kiyoshi (a major drugstore chain) since this year, so it's way easier to get now — nice
    Just go with the Captain scent and no woman's going to make a face at you
    70AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:49
    Why do cheap perfumes smell so nasty?
    It's like a 'cheap' smell, if that makes sense
    79AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:57
    Re: #70
    That's because they use cheap synthetic fragrance oils
    78AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:57
    Tell me the most popular cologne that's cheap and covers up old-person smell (kareishū)
    80AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:59
    Re: #78
    Just dab some Old Spice behind your ears
    81AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:59
    Is there anything that smells like right after a barbershop visit?
    88AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:03
    Re: #81
    A lot of the ones with reviews saying 'smells like old-man hair gel!' actually come pretty close to that barbershop smell
    86AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:01
    Someone told me eau de cologne is the optimal answer
    89AnonymousSep 26, 2026 17:08
    Re: #86
    You mean eau de toilette

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The claim floated in the thread that “Japanese people have weak body odor” is partly true, but the number of sweat glands varies a lot between individuals, and in Japan’s humid climate, bacteria-driven odor can develop on pretty much anyone. Cheap perfumes tend to smell “cheap” because they lean more heavily on lower-cost synthetic fragrance compounds instead of natural essential oils, which makes the scent’s layering and longevity feel flat instead of multidimensional. Also, as one poster noted, “eau de cologne” and “eau de toilette” refer to the same type of product but with different fragrance concentrations — the higher the concentration, the longer the scent lasts, though too much makes it easy to tip into “overdoing it.” Go-to brands also vary sharply by generation. The reason no single “correct answer” for men’s cologne exists seems to come down to this tangle of concentration, ingredients, and individual body chemistry.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “There’s really no telling what cologne a man should wear……………………“

  • Nishimura Itsuki & Doi Fuuka Team Up Again on Livestream — 5ch: “They’re Fun to Watch Because They Can Both Actually Sing”

    Tsubaki Factory’s Nishimura Itsuki (nicknamed “King”) announced on X that she’ll hold another singing livestream with Doi Fuuka, this time doing a different song than before. The two have streamed a singing collab before, and fans have taken to calling the pairing “Fuukin.” On the 5ch thread, comments welcomed the duo’s chemistry, while others called for members like Lesser and Murata to get similar spots, and some pointed out how unevenly singing opportunities get handed out at concerts — sparking a broader debate about allocation within the group.

    Tsubaki Factory

    @tsubakifac_uf

    #NishimuraItsuki here 👑

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    4AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:24
    IT'S HEEERE━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
    5AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:25
    Doikin, Doikin (a Doi + King nickname mashup)
    6AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:25
    You barely hear King sing at actual concerts, so this is false advertising.
    7AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:25
    King's already beaten Doi, so now she probably wants to beat Yokaze next.
    68AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:31
    Re: #7
    What about Lesser and Murata?
    8AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:26
    Ono, swap places with me right there.
    9AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:27
    Mizuho's mom
    10AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:28
    Fuu-chan's mom is cute, huh.
    11AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:29
    Word is the Fuukin duo is set to keep going for another 6 years or so,
    so there's no doubt this pairing is going to be the core of it.
    13AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:29
    If they keep bundling these two as a set like this, that girl's going to turn into a vengeful spirit (a "tatarigami" — slang for someone jinxed by rotten luck).
    14AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:30
    What about Lesser? 😡
    18AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:36
    It's impressive that King is pulling off a plan that completely ignores Ishii and Murata.
    37AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:54
    Re: #18
    These two should just do a dance livestream instead.
    22AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:44
    King: "The ranking battle with the Hinaz is settled — next I'm going after Little Camellia."
    40AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:00
    Re: #22
    Guess Doi's just a stepping stone for a Kasai challenge run?
    24AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:46
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260427/22/tsubaki-factory-new/92/8c/j/o0739116015776016056.jpg
    25AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:47
    GOD-TIER STREAM, HERE WE GOOOO
    26AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:49
    Fuukin
    Doikin
    Tomakin

    Which one do you like best?
    28AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:50
    Not showing this to anyone who doesn't come to Budokan.
    29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:50
    The day she becomes King in name and reality alike isn't far off.
    32AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:52
    And here I was about to head out…
    33AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:52
    Caught this before doors opened at the Juice=Juice show the other day —
    these two can really sing, so it's genuinely fun as a stream.
    39AnonymousSep 26, 2026 15:58
    Speaking as an "Ebamifu" guy (a nickname tied to another member pairing), what I'm keeping an eye on right now is Fuukin.
    46AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:01
    Re: #39
    Kind of a similar story beat — ditching the 3-member intake to pair up with the 1-member intake.
    43AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:00
    Just hand Akiyama's red and all her singing parts over to King already.
    45AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:01
    I'd love to see King win a performance battle against Yokaze too.
    47AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:02
    Itsuki, taking down the Black Saints one by one
    to claim the Phoenix Cloth.
    49AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:05
    Dang, I already bought tickets for Angerme today.
    50AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:07
    If they'd put her in Rosy, Rosy could've actually been a group that can sing.
    59AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:18
    Yokaze Runo — September blog updates: 2
    Ebata Hisaki — September blog updates: 23
    63AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:20
    So it's a story where she splits from the Hinaz
    and goes after Little Camellia as "Fuukingu"?
    64AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:26
    Kasai/Yokaze vs. Doi/Nishimura —
    which side does Amy end up on?
    65AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:28
    There's probably an archive, but you still can't let your guard down.
    67AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:30
    👑: "If you buy a ticket, I'll leave the archive up."
    70AnonymousSep 26, 2026 16:35
    If Lesser gets impatient here and pairs up with Murata, it'll just look like two leftovers teaming up — guaranteed loss.
    Best to sit tight and wait for the right moment.

    Background and Talking Points

    Nicknames like “King,” “Doikin,” and “Fuukin” are informal terms Hello! Project fans use for fun to describe a member’s standing or particular pairings within the group — they aren’t official designations. The “ranking” talk and the “Kasai vs. Doi/Nishimura” framing that came up in the thread are likewise just fans’ imaginative readings of the situation, not any indication of the group’s actual management policy — an easy point to misunderstand. Meanwhile, the criticism of “bundling them as a set” and the calls to feature other members like Lesser and Murata reflect a concern specific to group idols: how singing parts get divided up among a limited number of livestreams and concert slots. It’s less about excluding any particular member and more a “we want to see more of them too” kind of support.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Nishimura Itsukingu: “Singing with Doi Fuuka again today 🎵 A different song from last time’s stream 🍅”.”

  • From Ramen Shop Snapshots to ‘Landmine-Style’ Makeup Comparisons: 5ch’s Live Chat Thread Turns Into a Non-Stop Image Dump

    On 5ch’s “Everything Live” board (Nandemo Jikkyou G), users spent their lunch hour posting a scattershot mix of images and random tidbits with no particular through-line. Posts ranged wildly — from a photo snapped at a ramen shop, to comparison images of “landmine-style” makeup (a look associated with emotionally fragile, obsessive personas), to reports on Hololive gacha pulls, to laments about blowing through all your gems on Genshin Impact’s new character banner. No real discussion ever takes shape; instead, the loose, freewheeling rhythm typical of these “live” threads — where every image drop earns a quick one-line reply — is itself the whole appeal.

    4AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:52
    7AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:53
    Re: #3
    Safety check complete 👮👮👮
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcxkRwvaUAEmf1c.jpg
    12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:54
    18AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:56
    Re: #12
    👊😅👊
    17AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:56
    👊👊😅 Fiiish!


    👊👊😅 👊😅👊三 Ohhh!


    👊👊😅 👊😅👊 It's a fiiish~

          🙌
    👊👊😅  😅 Garden eeeel! (a chin-anago, or spotted garden eel — a popular aquarium meme critter)
    20AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:57
    Garbage thread title.
    22AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:57
    Re: #20
    23AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:57
    On my lunch break
    I just went to a ramen shop
    28AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:58
    Re: #23
    But today's Saturday though 🥺
    29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:59
    Re: #23
    Why is there a monitor there?
    24AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:58
    Re: #20
    41AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:07
    51AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:10
    52AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:10
    54AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:11
    It showed up on the down-low 🥺
    60AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:12
    Re: #54
    Yummers~ (baby-talk for "looks tasty")
    67AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:13
    71AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:14
    Re: #67
    What even is this?! lol
    72AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:14
    Re: #67
    This isn't even worth ¥10,000 😥
    73AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:15
    74AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:16
    82AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:21
    What do you all make of this? 🫪






    For reference — actual Japanese women's "landmine-style" makeup

    Comparison
    92AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:24
    Hey everyone! Anyone else dropping money on the HoloDori gacha (a Hololive-branded gacha game)? ☺
    95AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:25
    Re: #92
    I spent ¥20,000 and all I got was Akirose 😡 (Akai Haato's alter ego, a Hololive VTuber)
    93AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:24
    Let's talk about Genshin Impact instead
    97AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:27
    Re: #93
    The new character double-drop wiped out all my Primogems 👊😅👊
    101AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:28
    You guys seem like the type who couldn't stick with a new hobby for even three years
    102AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:28
    Re: #101
    How many years do you think I've been obsessively following him?
    111AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:31
    Sounds like one of Hololive's new recruits has an impressively fancy academic background
    112AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:31
    Re: #111

    Background and Talking Points

    “Nandemo Jikkyou G” (“Everything Live Board”) has no fixed topic — participants just drop whatever images or comments come to mind in the moment. Because replies get burned through so fast, thread titles tend to degrade into garbled symbols or mojibake-style text. This thread was no exception: a ramen shop photo, VTuber merch gacha reports, reactions to a game’s new character release, and makeup comparison images all showed up with zero connecting thread, and the back-and-forth kept rolling on as each image drop drew a quick one-line reply. Since “live” threads exist for rapid-fire chatter rather than building toward any argument, readers shouldn’t expect a clear “conclusion” or central point to emerge. Note that replies containing appearance-based insults toward specific individuals, requests for sexual content, or posts intended purely as abuse have been excluded from this writeup.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “Collapse: Threa Titlee🚂🚞🚞🚞🏡.”

  • Family of Four’s Car Search: 5ch Users Insist ‘Sliding Doors Are a Must’

    A thread that began as a car-buying consultation from a family of four (the poster, his wife, a 2-year-old, and a newborn) turned into a discussion about choosing a vehicle that could also accommodate grandparents down the line. The first piece of advice was that “sliding doors are a must if you have kids” — nearly everyone agreed, citing the need to prevent so-called “door dings,” where kids fling doors open in parking lots without checking their surroundings and hit the car next to them. When it came to specific models, though, opinions split: the Serena, Freed, Sienta, Odyssey, and Nissan Leaf were all mentioned, with some prioritizing interior space and others prioritizing price. Commenters also debated, drawing on personal experience, whether a 6-seat vehicle was really necessary to fit grandparents and whether third-row seats could handle long-distance trips.

    1AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:17
    [Family makeup]
    4 people (me, the wife, a 2-year-old, and a newborn)
    Both sets of parents live nearby, so I'm factoring in driving the grandparents around too
    2AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:18
    My kid's a newborn but I bought a RAV4
    Guess I should've gone with sliding doors?
    4AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:18
    Re: #2
    If you've got kids, sliding doors are non-negotiable
    60AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:41
    Re: #2
    You're fine while they're a newborn
    But by your next inspection or the one after, they'll be opening doors themselves, so go sliding
    5AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:18
    If you've got kids, get sliding doors — they will absolutely ding someone's car
    13AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:20
    Re: #5
    I've got a Note right now but I'm scared of door dings, so I'm about due for a trade-in
    7AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:18
    The Serena looks like good value since Nissan's unpopular right now
    Used Freeds are cheap but cramped
    15AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:21
    Re: #7
    I get the impression Serenas break down easily

    On the flip side, the Sienta and Freed seem cramped
    10AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:19
    A Solio was plenty when it was just our one daughter, but once the second kid came along, I started wanting something more like a Sienta
    20AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:22
    Re: #10
    What are you driving now?
    12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:20
    Just plug your conditions into Carsensor (a used-car search site) and grab whichever's cheapest
    They're all basically the same anyway
    24AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:23
    Re: #12
    Oh really?
    Guess I'll just do that then
    16AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:21
    If you factor in two car seats plus grocery space, isn't the 6-seat Freed the way to go?
    26AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:24
    Re: #16
    I figure I should also plan ahead in case we have a third kid
    22AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:23
    The Sienta or Freed is plenty
    Once the kids are a bit bigger you can step up to Serena-class
    30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:25
    Re: #22
    I see
    Guess I'll go that route then
    25AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:23
    Re: #4
    Yeah, might do that next time I buy
    Are sliding doors really that essential though?
    34AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:26
    Re: #25
    It's less that sliding doors are just nice and more that kids fling the door open without looking and hit the car next to you, so they're basically mandatory
    28AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:24
    Re: #19
    That's a pretty tall order
    33AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:26
    Re: #28
    Not that different from a Serena
    The Freed and Sienta have an awkward, in-between amount of space that's hard to use
    35AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:27
    Re: #33
    Is the Serena a bad choice?
    42AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:29
    I've got a similar family setup — how's the Nissan Leaf?
    Assuming the national and Tokyo subsidies carry over into next year
    47AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:32
    Re: #42
    I don't know much about EVs, but how many seats does the Leaf even have?
    50AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:34
    Even if you're careful, a gust of wind can rip the door out of your hand, so sliding doors are better
    The Serena's a no-go — search around and you'll see why
    52AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:35
    Re: #50
    I'll look into it

    Though I get the feeling it'll start breaking down after about 10 years
    53AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:36
    Also, should I get adaptive cruise control and lane-keep assist for highway driving?
    103AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:14
    Re: #53
    If you're doing long highway drives, you definitely want them
    Makes a huge difference in comfort
    58AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:41
    This one looks decent

    76AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:56
    Re: #58
    Why's this Odyssey so cheap?
    63AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:44
    This is the size my dad used to drive when I was a kid, and honestly it's just right
    Doubt there's a car this size with this much interior space anymore
    65AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:46
    Cars have gotten way too expensive lately

    Like 4 years ago you could get a 10-year-old Sienta for around 700,000 yen
    67AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:48
    Re: #65
    A Toyota Isis goes for about that now
    71AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:53
    Re: #67
    Nice, that works!


    74AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:55
    Even used, with that budget wouldn't something like an N-BOX give you more bang for your buck?
    Though if you're planning long trips, you'll need Serena-level size for all the luggage
    77AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:56
    Re: #74
    N-BOXes are ridiculously expensive whether new or used
    I have no idea what it would even take for one to feel like a good deal
    78AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:57
    Re: #74
    I love traveling, so I do a couple of 1,000km+ round trips a year

    Plus the occasional 2-3 hour highway trip
    81AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:58
    Re: #74
    I'm not considering a kei car

    Besides, those can't seat 5 or more anyway
    Since I sometimes drive the grandparents too, a 6-seater is a must
    90AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:02
    Re: #83
    Sounds like a similar situation to mine

    How's the Sienta's third row in practice?
    I'm thinking about a roughly 4-hour highway trip with the grandparents and I'm curious if it's actually doable
    96AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:08
    Re: #90
    I drove from Chiba to Nagano
    My mom slept like a baby the whole way, even in the third row
    101AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:11
    Re: #96
    Oh, is that right
    Guess a Sienta could work then
    102AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:13
    Re: #101
    Probably depends on how big your grandparents are, and keep in mind using the third row kills your trunk space
    104AnonymousSep 26, 2026 14:16
    Re: #101
    I wonder if the Sienta's third row is actually spacious — my grandma said even the second row felt cramped and she hated it

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The advice that “sliding doors are the only choice if you have kids” is standard wisdom in 5ch parenting threads, offered as a defense against so-called “door dings” — kids swinging car doors open in parking lots without checking their surroundings and hitting the car parked next to them — and commenters were unanimous on that point this time as well. Opinions on specific models, however, were split, pitting the trunk-space-and-price-balanced Freed and Sienta against the more spacious Serena and Odyssey. Once a 6-seat capacity for carrying grandparents became a requirement, kei cars and the N-BOX were ruled out, and the discussion turned to whether third-row seats could handle long-distance trips — though this turned out to depend less on the vehicle class than on the size and stamina of the grandparents riding along, leading posters to offer conflicting assessments based on their own experience. Some commenters also expressed surprise at rising used-car prices, a trend that has been noted in recent years due to new-car supply issues and increased demand, and isn’t unique to this particular vehicle. Comments about EVs like the Nissan Leaf were premised on subsidies continuing, underscoring how dependent that topic is on government policy.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Trying to decide what car to buy (family of four).”

  • Doubts Raised Over Pachinko’s “Pure Randomness” Claim — 5ch: “If Positive-EV Play Really Worked, Elite Grads Would Be Flooding In”

    Sparked by an exposé on a blog written by someone claiming to be a former pachinko parlor executive, a 5ch thread turned skeptical about pachinko’s “pure randomness” — the official line that payouts are decided purely by mechanical lottery, with no manipulation by the parlors. Posters argued that if positive-EV play could really deliver stable winnings, math-savvy elite university grads would be flooding into the hobby, while others swapped stories of winning big thanks to staff “consideration,” rumors about certain circuit boards being more prone to hits, and payout adjustments via the hall computer. Opinions split over whether remote rigging is real and over past scandals involving rigged circuit boards.

    A former pachinko parlor executive is spilling the beans

    Source: ameblo.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:27
    If positive-EV play (playing only in probability-favorable situations) actually let you win consistently, elite university grads would be swarming in, right?
    12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:29
    Re: #7
    If you're actually smart, you'd know grinding out small wins at pachinko has zero expected value for your life overall.
    14AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:29
    Re: #7
    Elite grads flocking in for a measly ¥5 million a year, lol
    Talk in your sleep — nobody's got time for that.
    61AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:51
    Re: #7
    Back when I was a student they let me win like crazy
    Slots though, not pachinko.
    23AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:34
    The way the nails are cranked shut tells you there's no remote rigging.
    If they could remote-control it, they wouldn't need to — they'd just drop the odds by 10% instead.
    26AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:35
    Re: #23
    That doesn't hold up — there used to be shops where machines ran wide open but hits were still rare, and they stayed empty the whole time.
    27AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:35
    Re: #14
    These days you don't even hit ¥5 million

    It's basically the same as living off a part-time job.
    43AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:43
    Re: #27
    Ever since smart-slot LT machines became the standard, it's been so unstable you'd go bald from the stress.
    28AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:36
    Apparently the cops turn a blind eye to payout adjustment via the hall computer.
    But targeting a specific individual player counts as illegal remote rigging.
    34AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:39
    Re: #28
    Same kind of look-the-other-way as with soaplands (Japan's licensed brothels).
    30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:36
    Horse racing had jockeys coordinating fixed races over their phones, lol.
    32AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:38
    Re: #30
    Well, horse racing's at least state-run, so it's probably a bit better than private operators
    And the scale's way bigger too.
    33AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:38
    For Eva 15 (an Evangelion-themed pachinko machine), if there's no hot reach within the first 100 spins in the morning, I ditch it.
    That's how I stay ahead overall.
    35AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:39
    Re: #33
    Enough with the crap theory, man.
    41AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:41
    Re: #33
    I get it — within 100 spins, countdown or story reaches miss a lot lol. But when those reaches do hit, you win big.
    36AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:39
    There was a shop running a 4th-gen Type-A machine service set to 6 (the highest payout setting), and I got wiped out for ¥100,000 with zero BIG bonuses. I complained to the shop owner's brother-in-law and he made a call somewhere.
    After that it went on a streak and paid out exactly ¥100,000 before stopping.
    Haven't touched pachislot or pachinko since.
    42AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:42
    Re: #36
    There was a fight between customers over a machine, and staff told me, 'Sorry about that, please play this machine instead!' I won ¥80,000 on the 'Umi' (sea-themed) machine they gave me and haven't been back since.
    39AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:40
    The fact that math-savvy elite grads don't do positive-EV grinding is the answer in itself.
    Anyone pushing the positive-EV strategy is industry-affiliated.
    40AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:41
    Re: #39
    That's because a regular job has better expected value.
    52AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:47
    Re: #39
    It builds no useful experience, it's grueling, and you barely make money.
    Factor in life's overall expected value and no smart person would normally do it.
    46AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:44
    Years ago some street magician showed up at a hall during business hours and hit on the very first spin — that's when I knew for sure. "Ah, so they really can do anything."
    54AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:49
    Re: #46
    That's a trick aimed at people who don't know about segment displays or reach patterns.
    47AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:45
    If it were really true, someone would've leaked hard evidence by now — that's just how these things go.
    The fact that not a single case exists is itself telling — according to Chappy (nickname for ChatGPT).
    50AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:45
    Re: #47
    What about the Yokohama Bonanza case?
    48AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:45
    Seems plausible that some circuit boards are just more prone to hitting than others.
    51AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:46
    Re: #48
    There are actually shop managers who talk about 'winning boards' and 'losing boards,' so…
    53AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:48
    Re: #48
    Apparently 'superior boards' genuinely do exist.
    There was even that demo-board mix-up scandal before.
    https://note.com/shiny_echium517/n/n2d1d95cc348d?sub_rt=share_pw
    55AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:49
    Re: #48
    No matter how programmed it is, the board and power supply are still analog components.
    Wouldn't be strange at all if some machines, or some spots in the hall, were just more prone to hitting.
    56AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:49
    If it actually got you to ¥5 million a year, I could see pachinko-obsessed elite grads doing it.
    Not like everyone lands a job at a big company anyway.
    65AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:53
    Re: #56
    Factor in the hours it eats up and the lack of any future prospects, and it has no expected value.
    63AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:52
    They bring in a celebrity host and it's still 1k-13 (only 13 balls per 1,000 yen) — that's pachinko for you.
    67AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:54
    Re: #63
    Cracked up when a host got a terrible draw number and the shop straight up told them to stop playing pachinko, lol.
    64AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:53
    The fact that it's written you can't win big money through expected value alone is the answer.
    If you could actually win ¥5 million, plenty of 'elite' types who flunked their entrance exams would show up too.
    66AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:54
    Re: #64
    If you flunked the entrance exam, that makes you low-education, doesn't it?
    71AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:56
    Re: #66
    Whether someone's 'elite-educated' is subjective anyway.
    74AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:58
    Re: #71
    Educational background is objective, though.

    Flunk the exam and you're a smart person with a low-tier education.
    79AnonymousSep 26, 2026 12:59
    Re: #74
    To someone who only finished middle school, a high school diploma might look 'elite.' To a Todai (University of Tokyo) grad, even MARCHO (a tier of top private universities) might look low-tier.
    80AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:00
    Re: #79
    That's still objective though.
    98AnonymousSep 26, 2026 13:15
    Re: #79
    Guess it's 'MARCHO' now instead of 'MARCH.'
    When did that change?

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Pachinko payouts operate on the premise that machines run according to models certified by the Public Safety Commission, while hall computers (“horukon”) handle day-to-day “setting” changes and manage the overall balance of payouts. This itself is openly practiced within the industry. But “remote rigging” — externally rewriting lottery results to target a specific customer — is a separate matter entirely and violates the Entertainment Business Law, a distinction that’s easy for readers to miss since the thread often conflates the two. Past cases of demo-board mix-ups and rigged circuit boards being uncovered have kept these rumors persistent. The thread split over whether positive-EV play (choosing to play only in probability-favorable conditions) really works: some argued that if it did, math-capable elite grads would flock to it as a wealth-building strategy, while others countered that with earnings capped at roughly ¥5 million a year, the time commitment and risk make it unappealing regardless of educational background.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Livegalileo) thread “Surely nobody in this day and age still believes in pachinko’s ‘pure randomness,’ right? (lol)“

  • Married Father of Two: “Too Many Singles on 5ch’s NanJ Board” — Users Fire Back: “You Just Don’t Talk About Your Wife”

    On September 26, 2026, a poster claiming to be a married father with kids started a thread on 5ch’s “NanJ” board (a general live-commentary/chat board) declaring “there are too many singles here.” It began as an innocent musing — “I don’t get why people don’t get married” — but quickly drew pushback: “You just don’t talk about your wife and kids, so you look single, that’s all.” With no real way to verify which group actually outnumbers the other, the thread spiraled into a pointless back-and-forth. The conversation eventually drifted into bragging about kids’ ages, extracurricular activities, and who does more childcare, before finally collapsing into a fruitless standoff demanding “post a photo from swimming lessons.”

    1AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:25
    I've been lurking here since I was a middle schooler 20 years ago, and I still don't get why people don't get married.
    8AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:29
    You just don't talk about your wife and kids, so you look single, that's all.
    9AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:29
    Re: #8
    Well, that's fine then.
    10AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:29
    Funny that a guy who talks this much trash about people actually managed to get married.
    11AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:30
    Re: #10
    So everyone who talks trash is single, like you? Lol
    You're being way too hard on singles.
    12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:30
    We're separated, and we've decided not to have kids.
    15AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:31
    Re: #12
    Sounds like that's headed for an unhappy ending.
    19AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:38
    Poor kid, having a parent glued to NanJ first thing on a Saturday morning.
    20AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:40
    Re: #19
    You don't have kids, so you get to do whatever you want, huh? Lol
    21AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:41
    Lol, a single guy mocking singles.
    – The ones talking trash are single. Married people don't talk trash.
    – It's totally fine for singles to be glued to social media first thing in the morning.
    23AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:45
    Re: #21
    So does that mean OP, who's been trash-talking nonstop, is single?
    27AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:48
    Re: #26
    8 and 4.
    29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:50
    Re: #27
    What are they up to right now?
    30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:50
    Re: #27
    What lessons are you having them take?
    31AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:51
    Re: #29
    Finished eating, then off to swimming lessons.
    33AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:53
    Re: #31
    They go alone?
    41AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:57
    We're in an era where getting married is the minority choice now, you know?
    43AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:57
    Re: #41
    90% of the people around me are married with kids, though.
    45AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:57
    I'm a married dad too!
    Had work today, but I still changed the baby's diaper, fed them baby food, got them dressed, cleaned the bathtub, and folded the laundry before handing off to my wife.

    Pretty sure I'm an elite dad even by NanJ standards.
    47AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:58
    Re: #45
    I did the same as you until my kid was about 3.
    Took 6 months of paternity leave too, and switched to shortened flex hours after that.
    49AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:00
    Re: #47
    Nice work.
    Your wife must be really grateful, then?

    Mine told me that because I help out with childcare, the postpartum period actually ended up tougher than she expected — but the way things are going, she might consider a second one. ☺
    51AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:00
    Re: #49
    My wife works full-time too, so it was just taken for granted that I'd pitch in. If anything, I got scolded that since she's the one who gave birth, I as the husband should be committing even more to childcare.
    59AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:07
    Re: #49
    Lol, "ended up tougher" — not easier.
    57AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:05
    I'm married myself, but a married guy wouldn't bother making a thread like this just to stir things up.
    Sounds like someone with a serious complex about something.
    58AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:06
    Re: #57
    Well, it's been his routine for 20 years now.
    61AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:10
    Re: #58
    Lol, "routine."
    Given he's getting scolded by his wife, this reeks of a marriage that came out of desperate konkatsu (organized spouse-hunting).
    68AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:14
    Re: #58
    A self-proclaimed married guy who's been trolling singles for 20 straight years might want to rethink his life choices.
    67AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:14
    It's raining nationwide, and you're… washing your car? Lol
    69AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:14
    Re: #67
    Rainy days are actually better for washing your car — you can skip the wiping/drying step. Didn't you know that?
    81AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:17
    Re: #67
    If anything, it's the perfect chance to wash your car.
    87AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:18
    Re: #67
    Re: #81
    You probably don't even own a car, lol
    83AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:17
    Re: #76
    Do you go to the same swimming school? Post a photo to prove it.
    89AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:19
    Re: #83
    Sure, once you post first.
    Or even a photo of your imaginary Alphard key will do, lol (Alphard: a Toyota luxury minivan — implying he doesn't actually own one)
    92AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:19
    Re: #89
    Since you're the one who proposed it, common courtesy says you post first, right? Hurry up.
    93AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:20
    Re: #92
    Lol, dodging the question wwww
    Bet he doesn't even have a car.
    Or if he does, it's probably a kei car, lol (kei car: Japan's smallest compact vehicle class)
    103AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:23
    Re: #93
    Still not up? What's taking so long? A swimming-lesson photo should be quick to post.
    95AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:20
    Re: #93
    Don't run away.
    Post it.
    102AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:23
    Re: #95
    Here ya go.
    Waiting on you, Mr. Aging Single, lol
    109AnonymousSep 26, 2026 09:25
    Re: #102
    All I asked was for a swimming-lesson photo.
    Don't post a picture of your dirty shoes.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    “NanJ” is one of 5ch’s anonymous boards where live-commentary and casual chat mix together, and one of its recurring features is periodic “one-upmanship battles” over married-versus-single status. This thread followed the same pattern: it started from a subjective impression that the board “feels” like it has a lot of singles, then drifted into personal attacks over appearance, car models, and whether posters have kids. It’s worth stressing that this isn’t based on any actual data — it’s simply an exchange within a single thread. Even within the thread itself, some pointed out that “you just don’t talk about your wife and kids, so you look single,” and the counterargument that visible posting habits don’t necessarily match actual marriage rates remains persistent. What readers can easily misread is that this kind of board-based “gut feeling” doesn’t reflect real-world statistics — aside from the childcare-bragging exchanges, there’s no statistical backing for this topic whatsoever.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (NanJ) thread “I’m married with kids, but doesn’t this board have too many singles?“

  • Tokyo Hits 30 Straight Days of Rain — 5ch: “Just 3 Days from the All-Time Record”

    Tokyo’s rain has kept falling, and 5ch lit up over reports that the city is just 3 days from breaking the all-time record of 33 consecutive rainy days. The record, reportedly flagged by a weather forecaster on X, stirred memories of the 3-week rainy streak back in 2017 and worries about crop damage and rising rice prices from the lack of sunlight. At the same time, some posters cast doubt on the images being shared, asking “wasn’t it sunny some of those days?” and “isn’t this AI-generated?” The thread veered from a Kansai-vs-Kanto rivalry into a full-blown tangent about the cost of living, with users asking “why does anyone even live in Tokyo?” given how poor the value for money is — turning a simple weather story into a much bigger discussion.

    Apparently just 3 days away from the all-time record of 33 straight days of rain

    Source: imgur.com / Original post here

    4AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:28
    Summer 2017 had like 3 straight weeks of rain too, right?
    I remember it vividly.
    10AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:29
    Crop prices are about to go up because of this.
    12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:29
    Kansai had it rough with the heat, so Kanto's gotta have its own thing to suffer through too.
    34AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:39
    Re: #12
    Ugh, here we go again — "Kansai had it bad so Kanto should too"?
    14AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:30
    The rain probability's just casually been sitting at 95% straight, lol
    16AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:30
    Send some our way here in Fukuoka too.
    64AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:51
    Re: #16
    Fukuoka City barely gets rain even by Kyushu standards.
    26AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:34
    Tuesday was sunny though — did it rain overnight?
    36AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:40
    Re: #26
    https://x.com/makotokawazu/status/2103494359329202232?s=46

    A weather forecaster is also saying it's a 30-day rain streak record, so it must've rained somewhere at some point.
    41AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:42
    Re: #36
    Wait, is it seriously a consecutive-days record?
    44AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:43
    Re: #36
    Moonlighting as both a weather forecaster and a comedian? Sounds rough, in more ways than one.
    29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:35
    h
    75AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:00
    Re: #29
    Isn't this AI-generated?
    30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:36
    Just saying,
    Tokyo/Kanto gets rain literally every day except early May and winter.

    I only notice because I moved here from Kansai —
    people who've always lived here probably have no idea.
    32AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:37
    Re: #30
    It's not THAT bad
    Nobody's buying that.
    39AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:41
    It's a lot of rain, sure, but it's not consecutive

    46AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:43
    It's literally sunny right there 💢
    49AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:44
    https://imgur.com/a/zv60t0J

    This is insane, lol
    50AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:45
    Re: #49
    Is this London now?
    52AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:45
    Re: #49
    A record unseen since the Edo period, lmao
    58AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:49
    Re: #49
    21 straight days of rain — even the rainy season doesn't usually pull that off.
    54AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:47
    Isn't rice and stuff about to get really expensive from this?
    Sounds like a bad harvest.
    92AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:14
    Re: #54
    Wholesalers: "Cha-ching."
    70AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:57
    Isn't there a chance this even includes the Izu and Ogasawara Islands, not just the Tama area?
    76AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:01
    Re: #70
    It's from the Tokyo observation station in Kitanomaru Park, Chiyoda Ward.
    71AnonymousSep 26, 2026 07:59
    What about Chiba and Kanagawa?
    Or does nobody care enough to even check?
    83AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:09
    Re: #71
    Kanagawa's got Hakone, so with localized sudden downpours factored in, it's probably got an insane streak of its own.
    77AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:03
    It was sunny and hot like two days ago — why's that counted as a rain day?
    78AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:04
    Re: #77
    It was drizzling where I am.
    85AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:09
    At least the rain's cutting down on the sweaty-smelling guys, that's a plus.
    87AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:10
    Re: #85
    Instead you get a boom in musty-damp-laundry-smell guys.
    91AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:13
    Sorry but
    why does everyone even live in Tokyo?
    There's no upside, and the cost-to-value ratio is terrible.
    94AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:16
    Re: #91
    Forget the "cost" part, the "performance" part is the best in Japan
    It's a big city with everything, so it's convenient.
    96AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #94
    Good "performance" alone doesn't cut it
    Fukuoka, Sapporo, Hiroshima, Sendai — those are the places with real cost-performance
    If you're pulling in around 10 million yen a year, a regional city works just fine, no?
    102AnonymousSep 26, 2026 08:21
    Re: #94
    You mean the lowest in Japan, right? Wrecking your whole life just to pay rent.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The consecutive-rainy-days record isn’t an official Japan Meteorological Agency announcement — within the thread, the basis cited was a personal post on X by a weather forecaster. The observation point appears to be the AMeDAS station in Kitanomaru Park, Chiyoda Ward, so it’s easy to overlook that this isn’t describing “all of Tokyo,” including areas like Tama or the Izu Islands. Also, “consecutive rain days” is a statistical definition where even a brief shower counts as a full rainy day, which can differ from the gut feeling of “pouring down every single day.” The thread saw doubts raised about whether the record is even real (is the image AI-generated? were some of those days actually sunny?), worries about crop damage and rice prices from the lack of sunshine, and it even veered off into a cost-of-living debate over “why live in expensive, low-value Tokyo at all” — pushing the discussion well beyond the weather record itself and into a debate about urban living.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Tokyo Achieves 30-Day Consecutive Rain Record wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”.

  • Chiba flooding damage refuses to recede — 5ch reacts: “This might be a lost cause”

    Photos and on-the-ground reports of the flooding across Chiba Prefecture have been pouring into 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (general live-news) board. Around Lake Inba the water still hasn’t receded — one report says a fish farm was completely submerged with an estimated 1 billion yen in damage, and some expect it could take about three months before the Uchibo rail Line resumes service. Congestion on Route 16 has worsened, compounded by landslides on detour roads, leaving traffic gridlocked. In the thread, some suggested the cause may not be river overflow but groundwater welling up from the ground itself, while others voiced concern about further rain and an approaching typhoon.

    2AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:13


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    5AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:15
    Going forward




    7AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:16
    Re: #5
    There's still more coming~!
    6AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:15
    This might be a lost cause (riffing on a famous Attack on Titan meme line)
    11AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:17
    Saw it on YouTube — apparently it's not water flowing in from the marsh, it's groundwater welling up, and it doesn't look like it's going down
    132AnonymousSep 26, 2026 00:15
    Re: #11
    Chiba had groundwater welling up out of the ground during the 3/11 earthquake too, so the ground there was probably always prone to this. They've neglected infrastructure maintenance, and now one typhoon or heavy rain and this happens.
    13AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:17
    Why would anyone even live in Chiba?
    25AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:19
    Re: #13
    Because I want to go cheer on the Lotte Marines
    22AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:19
    Three months to restore the Uchibo Line is brutal. I mean the Kominato and Isumi Railways are basically dead too, but their ridership numbers are nowhere close.
    26AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:20
    A victim from the Edo era
    27AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:20
    Re: #22
    South of Chiba City there's no rail line to run replacement service on, so anyone without a car is basically forced to change jobs
    35AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:24
    Re: #27

    Meanwhile, the roads:
    47AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:30
    Re: #35
    Is this a bullet-hell shooter or something?
    42AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:26
    A fish farm near Lake Inba that was raising koi got completely submerged
    and I was shocked to hear the damage estimate is roughly 1 billion yen
    Koi are seriously expensive, huh
    46AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:27
    Re: #42
    At the world's top-tier individual level, koi go for tens of millions to over 100 million yen
    48AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:30
    During the Noto Peninsula earthquake, poor accessibility was blamed for the slow recovery, but who'd have thought this would happen in Chiba, where it's practically one train ride to the capital
    52AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:34
    They need to fill in the breach, but
    that's not really possible until the water recedes, right?
    62AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:39
    Re: #52
    They'll probably stack flexible container bags as makeshift sandbags just to stop the water from flowing out
    Looks like rain will continue for a while and a typhoon might be coming too, so they need at least emergency measures in place
    53AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:35
    Sounds like another typhoon's coming too — heavy rain in Kanto tomorrow or so?
    60AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:38
    Re: #53
    There's no way to recover at this rate…😱
    58AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:38
    I live out in the boonies on Chiba-kun's lower half (the mascot shaped like the prefecture), but thanks to being on high ground this recent rain streak hasn't affected me at all
    Though in exchange, distribution seems to have been cut off upstream, since fresh food has vanished from AEON
    67AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:40
    Re: #58
    That's quietly rough, honestly
    139AnonymousSep 26, 2026 00:20
    Re: #58
    Somewhere around Kisarazu?
    143AnonymousSep 26, 2026 00:21
    Re: #58
    These days, having distribution grind to a halt really hurts
    The Kumamoto earthquake also cut off distribution between northern Kyushu (Fukuoka, Saga) and southern Kyushu (Miyazaki, Kagoshima)
    70AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:41
    Wasn't Lake Inba the one featured on that "Drain the Pond" TV show? Even after they drained it, sounds like invasive species have mixed back in
    80AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:46
    Re: #70
    Come to think of it, Lake Inba is apparently a massive breeding ground with something like 10,000 snapping turtles living in it
    There's no way I'd ever step into a puddle that overflowed from there
    83AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:47
    Re: #80
    I hear they're pretty tasty, apparently
    85AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:48
    Re: #80
    Yikes… that's a seriously dangerous lake, isn't it…
    If those things end up scattered everywhere, that's genuinely bad news, right?
    73AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:43
    92AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:51
    Apparently traffic on Route 16 is insane
    It's already congested as it is, but side roads are blocked here and there by landslides
    and all the trucks on Route 464 (toward Lake Inba/Inzai) are getting rerouted that way too, so it's basically hopeless
    95AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:54
    Re: #92
    It's the usual story, but the Yobizuka intersection is even more finished than usual
    97AnonymousSep 25, 2026 23:56
    Re: #92
    Chiba's nothing but bad traffic spots anyway

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The area around Lake Inba was originally reclaimed low-lying wetland, and it’s said to be land that also suffered groundwater flooding during the 2011 Great East Japan Earthquake. Opinions in the thread were split over whether this flooding is a temporary result of rivers overflowing, or whether water is continuously welling up from the ground itself. If it’s the latter, the water level won’t drop quickly even once the rain stops, which would mean a longer recovery. Worth noting is that the impact on transportation and daily infrastructure — the Uchibo Line’s expected suspension, congestion on Route 16, and a shortage of fresh food from halted distribution — was reported alongside concrete figures. At the same time, many posts were seen unilaterally blaming residents of the affected area with comments like “it’s their own fault for living there,” but those have been excluded from this article. Care should be taken not to conflate glib remarks about place names and terrain with actual reports of the damage.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Photos] Chiba’s current situation, “living hell”: water levels not receding.”