Category: Lifestyle

  • Home Burglaries ‘Double’ in Chikusei, Ibaraki — City to Subsidize Security Camera Installs; 5ch: “Pointless If They Don’t Even Get Prosecuted”

    The city of Chikusei in Ibaraki Prefecture has launched a program to subsidize the cost of installing home security cameras, after burglaries targeting homes in the city doubled to 103 cases in 2025 from 50 the previous year. The city will cover half of eligible costs, up to a maximum of 20,000 yen.

    On the 5ch thread, posters voiced frustration that even when suspects are caught on camera, they’re often never prosecuted — and questioned whether a camera that merely records footage has any deterrent effect at all. Others offered concrete self-defense tips, like motion-sensor lights and installing multiple cameras, showing a split in how residents view the crime-prevention measure.

    The city of Chikusei, Ibaraki Prefecture, announced on the 1st that it has launched a program to partially subsidize the cost of installing home security cameras with recording functions, in response to a rise in burglaries targeting homes in the city.

    According to the city, home burglaries in 2025 numbered 103 cases, roughly double the 50 cases recorded the previous year. The city says it wants to support households’ own voluntary crime-prevention efforts to help prevent further damage.

    Residents of the city will be reimbursed for half of eligible costs — including camera purchase and installation work — up to a maximum of 20,000 yen.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:56
    (∪^ω^) Woof woof! (a well-known 5ch kaomoji copypasta)
    5AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:56
    More importantly, just pass a law that lets us kill robbers and thieves.
    184AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:42
    Re: #5
    That already exists.
    197AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:07
    Re: #5
    Lawyer: "Actually, there's a special provision that means you can't be charged for stabbing a burglar or robber to death…"
    https://www.sponichi.co.jp/entertainment/news/2023/03/22/kiji/20230322s00041000285000c.html
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:57
    ME NO SPEAKY JAPANESE (written in katakana, mimicking a foreigner's broken Japanese)
    187AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:45
    Re: #9
    Yep, not prosecuted.
    12AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:58
    Public safety's really going downhill, huh.
    42AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:06
    Are you dumb? Even if the camera catches them and they get arrested, they won't be prosecuted anyway, so what's the point.
    73AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:15
    The government should just install more security cameras itself.
    That would make follow-up investigations way smoother.

    This whole "relay investigation" thing — where they go around asking each individual household with a camera for cooperation to trace the guy's route — is way too inefficient. Meanwhile he's already skipped the country.
    80AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:19
    Just switching your doorbell to an internet-connected model with a monitor and recording function is enough to scare off religious solicitors, door-to-door salesmen, and shady types.
    86AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:21
    Re: #80
    They'll just cut the wire or spray-paint over the lens though.
    98AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:25
    Get yourself about 4 pit bulls.
    Great crime deterrent.
    112AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:36
    Re: #98
    Those "yami-baito" gig criminals would probably just kill the pit bulls too. (yami-baito = shady "dark part-time job" postings often used to recruit people for burglaries and robberies)
    111AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:35
    All they have to do is cover their face, so a camera that just records footage is completely pointless.

    It needs to actually function as a deterrent, or there's no point.

    Like blaring a siren at full volume,
    or playing warning announcements in multiple languages.
    114AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:37
    Re: #111
    Might as well treat it like a ballistic missile alert then.
    120AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:42
    Motion-sensor lights out front,
    multiple cameras with motion-detection alerts,
    and a "crowbar-like object" stashed at key spots around the house —
    that's just common sense in the Reiwa era.
    123AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:44
    Re: #120
    Don't forget the bear spray either.
    145AnonymousSep 1, 2026 20:56
    I'm in northern Kanto and I actually had my persimmons stolen once — a persimmon thief, lol, who even does that.
    190AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:46
    Re: #145
    Wasn't that just a masked palm civet? (a raccoon-like animal common in Japan known for raiding fruit trees)
    151AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:04
    Hasn't it felt like more people are wandering onto other people's property lately?
    All sorts of excuses — cutting through, a ball rolled in — and you see it a lot with kids.
    Heck, sometimes the parents come in too.
    Without even ringing the doorbell.
    Kids these days probably don't get scolded by their parents for it, so the bar for trespassing onto someone else's land has gotten lower.
    161AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:12
    Re: #151
    Physically marking off your property boundary costs money too, you know — that's what "exterior construction" work is for.
    Heck, with housing prices these days, plenty of homes don't even have storm shutters or window bars anymore.
    171AnonymousSep 1, 2026 21:26
    It's pointless since they don't even get prosecuted lol

    Background and Key Points

    Chikusei’s subsidy program covers half of purchase and installation costs, up to a cap of 20,000 yen, aiming to lower the upfront cost of installing security cameras. Behind the move lies the reality of low arrest rates for burglary and a tendency for cases, even when solved, to end without prosecution — a point of frequent skepticism in the thread, where “just recording footage is meaningless” was a common refrain.

    At the same time, security cameras are expected to have some benefits beyond arrest rates alone, such as identifying suspects, deterring crime in the surrounding area, and even reducing insurance premiums. The thread also included claims about the proportion of crimes committed by foreign nationals, but since these involved unverified figures and one-sided framing, such unsubstantiated assertions were excluded from this article. Whether the camera subsidy program proves effective will only become clear by tracking future installation numbers and crime statistics.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Ibaraki] Chikusei City, Where Home Burglaries “Doubled,” Introduces Subsidy Program for “Home Security Camera Installation Costs”.”

  • Convenience Store Giants Cut Onigiri Prices — 5ch Says ‘Drop It to ¥100 Already’

    Starting on the 22nd, FamilyMart will cut prices on four “direct-wrapped” (nori pre-wrapped) onigiri rice ball products by ¥11, while Lawson plans to lower prices on its mainstay hand-rolled onigiri by a flat ¥10 starting the 29th. 7-Eleven is also cutting prices on two products, bringing the total to six items nationwide — or 20 if regional-limited items are included. On 5ch, the news sparked debate, mixing complaints that the price cuts are too small given how much rice prices have fallen with suspicion over the fact that all three major chains cut prices around the same time.

    Starting on the 22nd, FamilyMart will cut the price of four “direct-wrapped” onigiri products — those with the nori pre-wrapped around the rice — by ¥11.

    >>In the convenience store industry, Lawson has also announced plans to cut prices on its mainstay hand-rolled onigiri by a flat ¥10 starting the 29th.

    The cuts cover six nationally sold items, rising to 20 when regional-limited products are included.

    Source: x.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:15
    Too little too late, idiots.

    Bet they panicked once people started ditching onigiri altogether.
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:16
    There's no rational reason for these to cost ¥200 apiece when rice itself has gotten cheaper.
    8AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:16
    They need to cut way harder for it to actually make an impact.
    Though I guess even this much is a stretch for them.
    9AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:16
    Sato Foods needs to drop the price on its packaged rice too (Sato no Gohan, a microwaveable rice brand).
    Rice is getting cheaper but that stuff just keeps getting pricier.
    61AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:46
    Re: #9
    Just buy the Iris Ohyama brand instead.
    10AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:17
    FamilyMart's using Ohtani in their onigiri ads, but I guess you need to be as rich as Ohtani to actually afford one.
    11AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:17
    7-Eleven, only two products lol. They're clearly doing this kicking and screaming.
    12AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:17
    How low is rice gonna go?
    Blended rice is already under ¥2000 for 5kg — is it safe to buy yet?
    53AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:41
    Re: #12
    Wait till it hits ¥1000 for 5kg.
    16AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:18
    This is all our FamilyMart's got?
    And only the ones with nori pre-attached get cheaper?
    Something's off if falling rice prices aren't even the trigger for this.
    19AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:19
    At the end of the day, it's consumers who set the price.
    64AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:47
    Re: #19
    Just flat-out refuse to buy if they raise prices again.
    That's what actually works.
    20AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:19
    At Sundry (a discount supermarket chain), onigiri go for ¥69.
    21AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:19
    Lawson's only knocking off ¥10, so I've got zero hope for this.
    22AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:20
    Packaging costs have shot up because of the situation in the Middle East, so prices aren't going back to where they were anyway.
    27AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:24
    Re: #22
    Actually the big bags of potato chips got cheaper too, depending on the flavor.
    58AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:44
    Re: #22
    Bread hasn't gone up nearly as much as onigiri, so packaging can't be the main factor.
    24AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:21
    I mean, charging almost ¥200 for one onigiri is just insulting
    when you can get a whole loaf of bread for ¥150.
    25AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:21
    If it's too expensive, just don't buy it.
    Make them feel it.
    29AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:25
    This reeks of a cartel — the timing's way too suspicious.
    30AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:25
    Drop it to ¥100 a piece already.
    32AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:26
    Re: #30
    Seriously, exactly this.
    34AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:28
    They probably jacked up prices so much that sales tanked.
    35AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:28
    And yet rice itself isn't even selling and there's a huge surplus sitting around.
    36AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:30
    I thought onigiri prices were proof of inflation, but thinking about it, it was just the rice shortage driving it up.
    Is this even real inflation?
    39AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:32
    Re: #36
    Opportunistic price hikes riding the wave — same as what happened with chocolate and ice cream.
    38AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:31
    Lately even if you go full 'I'm being frugal, tee-hee' small-eater office-lady mode buying lunch at the convenience store, it still comes out to around ¥1600 — it's scary.
    48AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:38
    Rice prices are falling, but companies like these probably buy rice on annual contracts,
    so they might still be locked into the old, higher rate.
    57AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:44
    Re: #48
    No way companies actually honor contracts like that.
    They'll happily demand a discount below the contract price the moment it gets cheaper.
    55AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:42
    So they all cut prices together like they coordinated it?
    59AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:45
    Re: #55
    Ice cream makers already got caught colluding on price hikes, so of course other companies are doing the same.
    70AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:49
    Re: #61 Is it actually good now?
    I tried it a while back and it wasn't great.
    71AnonymousSep 1, 2026 18:51
    Re: #70
    It doesn't have that weird smell it used to have anymore.
    93AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:16
    Their main customer base these days is foreign tourists, so it's no skin off their back.
    Kind of depressing, honestly.
    95AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:19
    Re: #93
    That'll kill them the second another pandemic hits.
    Have they already forgotten?
    94AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:17
    Once people move away from something, they rarely come back.
    99AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:22
    Re: #94
    Rice itself is a perfect example of that.
    100AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:24
    My local supermarket is still selling them for ¥78, which makes me think they should just scrap the nationwide flat pricing.
    Sure, foot traffic differs, but the rent gap between a ground-floor store in central Tokyo and a roadside store out in the countryside is way more than 10x.
    A flat price that still turns a profit in central Tokyo just isn't sustainable under those conditions.
    104AnonymousSep 1, 2026 19:32
    Re: #100
    Damn, the armchair strategist comes through.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    Convenience store onigiri prices had been raised repeatedly since 2024 amid Japan’s rice shortage, but by the second half of 2025 wholesale rice prices had turned downward, and people began pointing out the growing gap with retail prices. This time around, both FamilyMart and Lawson are only cutting prices by around ¥10–11, which is small compared to how far rice prices have dropped — and that gap is the core of the frustration on the thread. There are broadly two points of contention: first, disappointment that the cuts are so modest, and second, suspicion over the fact that the major chains cut prices within such a short window of each other. The latter likely stems from a 2025 case in which the Japan Fair Trade Commission scrutinized price-fixing arrangements among some food manufacturers — a precedent that makes people quick to suspect collusion whenever price hikes or cuts line up in timing. That said, no evidence of any actual agreement among these three companies has surfaced, and the cuts could just as easily reflect each company’s own efforts around ingredient and packaging costs — a distinction that’s easy to lose sight of.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Good News] Convenience Store Onigiri: Three Major Chains Announce Price Cuts.”

  • Mortgage Variable Rates: Two Major Banks Hike Rates Starting September, Reflecting BOJ Rate Increase

    On the 31st, Mitsubishi UFJ Bank and Sumitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation announced the mortgage rates that will apply in September, raising the best variable rate — the option most borrowers choose — from the previous month. This reflects the Bank of Japan’s policy rate hike decided in June, and all five major banks have raised their best 10-year fixed rate. On 5ch, threads featured complaints about rising repayment burdens, reports on how people’s own rates had actually changed, and questions about the rate gap with the Flat 35 fixed-rate loan. Opinions were split over whether variable or fixed rates are the better deal, with many also worried about the impact on the generation about to buy homes.

    Published 8/31 (Mon) 18:06

    Kyodo News

    Mitsubishi UFJ Bank and four other major banks announced on the 31st the mortgage rates that will apply in September. Two of them, Mitsubishi UFJ Bank and Sumitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation, raised the best variable rate — the option most borrowers choose — from the previous month, reflecting the Bank of Japan’s policy rate hike decided in June. All five major banks are raising their best 10-year fixed rate.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:17
    Re: #1
    They're raising it by double digits (basis points)? The BOJ's merciless.
    37AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:40
    Re: #8
    It's not like the BOJ sets that rate directly, though.
    9AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:17
    I'm on Flat 35 fixed, so nankurunaisa for me… (Okinawan phrase for 'it'll all work out')
    46AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:45
    Re: #9
    I hear about Flat 35 a lot, but is the fixed rate actually 3.5%? Isn't variable still way cheaper?
    49AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:47
    Re: #46
    In my case I started 9 years ago, so…
    50AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:47
    Re: #46
    No no, the "35" in Flat 35 refers to the 35-year fixed term, not the rate. The applicable rate changes monthly and varies quite a bit depending on the loan conditions. I posted the base rate in Re: #32.
    11AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:18
    I want to ask someone who actually knows this stuff — does raising rates mean less work for small regional sash (window frame) makers? Could they go under?
    15AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:25
    Re: #11
    No effect if the interest rate on the company's own borrowing doesn't rise. But if people start avoiding custom-built or new homes because they hate rising mortgage rates, sash orders will drop over the long run, revenue falls, and yeah, less work.
    20AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:27
    Re: #15
    How would you even know if a company has borrowings? By the way, apparently my company has zero debt.
    42AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:44
    Re: #20
    Huh, a debt-free company in this day and age. But borrowing can also be a sign of corporate strength when it comes to growth — there's a view that being able to borrow from a bank equals having credibility. You can tell if a company has debt by checking its financial statements; a corporation has to disclose them anyway.
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:30
    Heard a rumor that the variable rate will hit 1.9% by year-end. Fixed will be 4%.
    27AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:31
    Re: #24
    And what happens then? Jobs?
    32AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:32
    Checked the Flat 35 rate — it was 2.08% this January, and it's already 3.29% by August.
    33AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:35
    People buying homes right now are getting hit with a double whammy — houses themselves are already expensive due to soaring material costs and the weak yen, plus now rising interest on top of that.
    124AnonymousSep 1, 2026 00:02
    Re: #33
    Buying a house now is seriously rough. I built mine 15 years ago when the variable rate was 0.75%. Back then there was also the Eco Points housing subsidy worth 300,000 yen, and I think consumption tax was still 8%. The home builder even threw in a free 20-tatami-mat AC unit and a storage heater. Now curtains and bath/toilet fixtures have all gone up in price, consumption tax is 10%, rates are high, and even looking at flyers from the same builder I used, house prices are up 20%. I'm just a low-level salaryman, but I'm really glad I built my house when I did. Come to think of it, fire insurance has gone up too.
    144AnonymousSep 1, 2026 01:25
    Re: #33
    Exactly like the 1989 bubble. Ordinary people end up house-hunting one prefecture over — sure, houses versus condos are different — but once it burst, nearby areas in neighboring prefectures became affordable.
    47AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:46
    Now that the negative spread on the mortgage tax deduction is gone, why not bring the deduction back up to 1%?
    173AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:00
    Re: #47
    If they don't, fewer suckers will buy houses — wonder what they'll do.
    54AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:51
    According to the old-timers on 5ch, renting is unbeatable! Or so they say.
    197AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:46
    Re: #54
    Rent going up tens of percent every two years, though.
    56AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:53
    Going forward nobody's going to be able to afford a house or a condo — more and more people will just rent for life.
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:54
    Re: #56
    Tiny houses are just going to become the standard from here on.
    160AnonymousSep 1, 2026 03:16
    Re: #56
    Places over an hour by train from Tokyo Station are still cheap.
    182AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:18
    Re: #56
    Doesn't bother me one bit!!
    61AnonymousAug 31, 2026 22:57
    Still got 40 million yen left on my loan.

    As long as it doesn't go up, it's no big deal.
    Grr! Nothing ever goes my way…
    Not yet! It's not over yet!
    68AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:04
    Re: #61
    Just pay off the remaining balance in one go.
    64AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:00
    House already bought, no mortgage left. We're a power couple with two kids — husband in his late 40s, wife in her early 40s. Already have 70-80 million yen in financial assets, should hit 100 million in about 3 more years. Combined retirement payouts alone are projected at 55 million yen.

    I'm basically unbeatable, right?
    110AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:44
    Re: #64
    Doesn't it feel empty, bragging when nobody's engaging with you?
    65AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:01
    RIP to everyone with a mortgage \(^o^)/
    71AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:07
    Re: #65
    About the level of downgrading your once-a-month treat from a fancy steakhouse to a Gusto family restaurant. (Mansei is an upscale steakhouse chain; Gusto is a cheap family-restaurant chain)
    88AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:19
    See? Even so, fixed is still more expensive, right? Which means anyone who takes out a fixed-rate loan is pretty dumb.
    91AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:21
    Re: #88
    My fixed rate is 1.25% lol
    93AnonymousAug 31, 2026 23:23
    Just checked and my variable rate is 1.625%. Does it vary person to person?

    167AnonymousSep 1, 2026 04:41
    Re: #93
    Depends on the bank. Within the same bank at the same time, there's no individual variation.
    174AnonymousSep 1, 2026 06:04
    Re: #93
    Just checked mine — it went from 1.095% to 1.295%. This month happened to be my review month.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Variable mortgage rates aren’t tied directly to the BOJ’s policy rate itself, but rather to each bank’s own “short-term prime rate.” What’s being reflected now is the rate hike the BOJ decided in June — since banks only revise their rates a few times a year, changes to storefront rates show up with a lag of several months. It’s also a common misconception on the thread that “variable rate goes up = monthly payment increases immediately.” In fact, most banks only review the actual monthly payment amount once every 5 years, and cap any increase at 125% of the previous payment under the “five-year rule” and “125% rule” — so a rate hike doesn’t necessarily hit household budgets right away. Opinions in the thread were split on whether variable or fixed is the better deal, and there were repeated questions about Flat 35’s rate levels — but it’s easy to misunderstand that Flat 35 is the product name for a full-term fixed-rate loan handled by the Japan Housing Finance Agency, and the actual rate applied varies by which financial institution handles it and the loan conditions.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Banks] Two Banks Raise Variable Mortgage Rates — September, Reflecting BOJ Hike.”

  • Female civil servant: “I won’t consider marriage or kids unless new grads start at ¥500,000 a month”

    We look at a thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board sparked by a post from someone claiming to be a 28-year-old female civil servant, who wrote: “I won’t feel like getting married or having kids unless new graduates start at a ¥500,000 monthly salary.” In the thread, posters worked out that a local civil servant’s pay structure (base salary plus semi-annual bonuses) does add up to roughly ¥500,000 a month on paper — but actual take-home pay comes to only around ¥290,000, making the gap between gross and net pay the main point of debate. The discussion also touched on work-style questions like whether civil service jobs are stable and easy or actually grueling, and why people stay in public-sector jobs when private-sector pay is higher.

    2AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:32
    So here's the annual pay for a civil servant currently taking home ¥290,000 a month:
    Monthly salary ¥380,000 × (12 + 4.5 bonus months) = ¥6.27 million
    Averaged out monthly, that's just over ¥500,000.
    115AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:39
    Re: #2
    The point is that even though it's ¥500,000 gross, it shrinks to ¥290,000 take-home, and on top of that prices are high and there's no real safety net for daily life.
    3AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:33
    For once I'd actually like to hear OP's own opinion.
    16AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:39
    I'm in administrative civil service, and it's a "don't like it, quit" culture — tons of my cohort have already left.
    Private sector pay is like double.
    18AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:42
    Re: #16
    And yet every year new young people join chasing stability.
    Honestly, civil service really is a stable, easy workplace.
    There's no other reason for people with no marketable skills to pick it.
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:44
    Re: #16
    I work for the prefectural government, and everyone's quitting here too.
    17AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:41
    This job pays over ¥7 million a year by age 40.
    46AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:50
    Re: #17
    Depends on the regional cost-of-living allowance.
    At 0%, you won't even hit ¥6 million.
    70AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:58
    Re: #17
    That's for civil servants in cities that get the regional allowance.
    21AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:43
    Re: #18
    The competitive ratio has dropped — technical roles are down to something like 1.1x applicants per opening, and even administrative roles are only around 2x now.
    Quality's definitely dropping, but eh, it is what it is.
    29AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:45
    Re: #21
    These days you can pass with brains at the "Nikko-Koma" tier (a group of mid-ranked private universities).
    If you're MARCH-tier or above (a group of more selective private universities), private sector is the right call — easier than civil service and better pay.
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:44
    Civil servants who say "well, in the private sector…" — funny how they say that with zero private-sector experience lol
    27AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:45
    Re: #23
    Being a civil servant still counts as real-world work experience though.
    32AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:46
    Re: #29
    At my office, people below even Nikko-Koma level are passing left and right.
    The education-level gap with the higher-ups is laughable.
    47AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:50
    Re: #18
    Civil service jobs are about as cushy as it gets.
    49AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:50
    Re: #47
    I came up through the private sector, and honestly the prefectural job is tougher.
    52AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:51
    My wife's a nurse and makes over ¥8 million.
    I make around ¥4 million.
    58AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:53
    Re: #52
    Apparently if you make it to head nurse you can seriously hit ¥10 million — my dad said he knows someone like that.
    66AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:57
    Re: #52
    Nursing is a tough job that incompetent or dim people just can't handle.
    You're a lucky guy to have such a capable wife.
    62AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:55
    Re: #49
    That's just because your old company was way too lax.
    63AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:55
    Re: #62
    By your standards, pretty much every company would seem lax lol
    65AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:56
    I'm a civil servant, but I'm so incompetent I'd definitely get fired in the private sector, so I figure just under ¥300,000 take-home is fair enough.
    75AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:00
    Re: #65
    I'm with you on that.
    I don't think anyone has the right to complain about being overworked unless they're a genuinely high-performing in a department close to the mayor/governor, or stuck in a department hit hard by a wave of maternity/childcare leave.
    77AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:00
    I've never once heard of a civil servant going to the Labor Standards Office.
    Guess that just shows how cushy the environment is.
    82AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:02
    Re: #77
    Everyone knows it's pointless anyway — civil servants fall outside the Labor Standards Office's jurisdiction.
    84AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:04
    Re: #77
    Instead, the union holds a lot of power.
    Especially at the local government level.
    83AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:02
    Living with your parents.
    This is the ultimate strategy.
    98AnonymousAug 29, 2026 15:13
    Re: #83
    It makes sense both financially and for raising kids.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    A local civil servant’s salary consists of a monthly base pay plus two annual lump-sum bonuses paid at the end of each half-year, and the “¥500,000 a month” figure raised in the thread comes from dividing that bonus-inclusive annual income by 12. That’s different from the amount actually deposited each month — posters pointed out that once taxes and social insurance are deducted, take-home pay comes to roughly ¥290,000. Annual income also varies depending on whether a regional cost-of-living allowance applies, so the claim of “over ¥7 million by age 40” doesn’t hold for every local government employer. The thread was split over whether civil service work is “stable and easy” or actually grueling due to understaffing, and opinions also diverged over the burden placed on colleagues by staff taking maternity or childcare leave. More than the pay level itself, it’s the gap between gross and take-home pay, and differing understandings of what the job actually involves, that kept the discussion talking past itself.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Female civil servant (28): “Japan is finished. I won’t feel like getting married or having kids unless new graduates make at least ¥500,000 a month.”“

  • 35% of Unmarried Youth Say They ‘Don’t Plan to Marry,’ Citing Income and Life Uncertainty — Survey of 44,000 Singles

    A first-of-its-kind large-scale survey by Japan’s Children and Families Agency has found that 35% of unmarried respondents say they have no intention of ever marrying. The online survey targeted roughly 100,000 people nationwide aged 15 to 39, running from May 20 to August 5, with about 68,000 valid responses collected through July 23. Many respondents cited anxiety over income and changing circumstances as reasons for hesitating to marry. On 5ch forums, opinions split over taxing singles, whether to cut their pension benefits, differences in marriage rates between the “Ice Age” generation and the “Yutori” generation, and how the Children and Families Agency’s budget is being spent.

    A first-ever large-scale survey conducted by the Children and Families Agency revealed on the 31st that 35% of unmarried young people say they have no intention of marrying.

    Many cited anxiety over income and changing circumstances as barriers to marriage. Behind the declining birthrate lies not only shifting values among young people but also a broader trend toward staying single or marrying later in life. The agency plans to analyze the survey results in detail and use them to shape future policy.

    To better understand the challenges and attitudes facing young people, the agency conducted an online survey of roughly 100,000 men and women nationwide aged 15 to 39, from May 20 to August 5. About 68,000 valid responses received by July 23 were compiled.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:56
    Genuine question for anyone who actually knows this industry —
    will the falling birthrate cut into work for small/mid-size regional sash (window frame) manufacturers? Will they go under?
    21AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:58
    Re: #6
    High-performance resin-composite sashes for buildings: roughly flat to slightly down from 59,000 tons/year.
    Traditional aluminum sashes for standard housing (60,000 tons): production is ending — not just halved, but headed to zero.
    Resin sashes: net increase up to 60,000 tons.
    That's the conclusion based on the earnings trends and market outlook of Fuji Light Metal, the OEM supplier for major sash makers YKK AP, LIXIL, and Sankyo Tateyama.

    For reference:
    Under the April 2025 revision to the Building Energy Efficiency Act,
    all newly built "non-residential buildings" — office buildings, stores, factories, schools, etc. — became legally required starting April 2025 to meet energy-efficiency standards,
    so building-use sashes have already shifted to high-performance resin-composite.
    Aluminum sashes, due to the regulations,
    now have no building category left where they can be used.
    7AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:57
    I once posted in another thread that I can't afford to get married,
    and people told me to just get married and grind it out as a two-income household instead.
    Thing is, I can't even find someone to be that other income.
    24AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:59
    Re: #7
    Marriage → wife → she wants kids → two kids arrive → now you've got 3 dependents.
    On just your salary.
    26AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:59
    Re: #7
    This is a thread about the declining birthrate, and you're recommending DINKs (dual income, no kids)? That's the dumb part.
    30AnonymousAug 31, 2026 12:59
    It's overwhelmingly "want to but can't," isn't it.
    267AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:25
    Re: #30

    51AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:03
    Lower women's incomes.
    Tax singles, raise their insurance premiums.

    Has to be one of those — nothing works without a penalty.
    60AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:04
    Re: #51
    If people aren't marrying because they're broke, taxing singles just makes marriage even less affordable lol
    74AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:05
    Re: #60
    Just slap a heavy singles tax on anyone over 35, done.
    80AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:06
    Re: #60
    Middle-aged singles should just pay a ¥2 million/year poll tax.
    59AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:04
    I'm in my 30s, and pretty much everyone my age or younger who got married seems to regret it. No freedom, and with prices this high, apparently the fights just pile up.
    141AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:12
    Re: #59
    But 90% of married people say they're "happy" in surveys.
    185AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:16
    Re: #59
    That's because if you flash your happiness in front of someone whose face screams "single and anti-marriage," you feel like you'll get cursed. So instead: "Ugh, I regret it soooo much" (gotta say that in front of this person or it's scary) (truthfully, being a couple makes it way easier to weather the price hikes, and having someone to lean on is a blessing) "No freedom, it's rough" (gotta put on the unhappy face or you'll get cursed).
    82AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:06
    If you're not planning to marry, fine — no pension for you either.
    119AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:10
    Re: #82
    Childless people should get zero old-age pension, seems fair.
    84AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:06
    The bigger problem is there just aren't enough people in their 20s left to have kids in the first place.
    We're about 40 years too late for this.
    89AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:07
    Re: #84
    Wasn't it because the Employment Ice Age generation didn't marry?
    Didn't anyone sound the alarm back then?
    114AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:10
    Re: #89
    The Ice Age generation is good at gritting it out, so quite a lot of them actually did get married.
    At reunions, being unmarried isn't the norm — it's treated as a red flag.
    On the marriage-rate graph, the Ice Age generation is where the decline starts —
    it's the following Yutori generation where it falls off a cliff.
    127AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:11
    Re: #89
    Today's 30-year-olds have parents roughly aged 55 to 65,
    meaning it's the Bubble generation that didn't have kids.
    There were plenty of them, they just didn't reproduce.
    92AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:08
    Re: #80
    That would send welfare rolls through the roof lol
    Can't do that.
    102AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:09
    Re: #92
    Katayama Satsuki's supposedly reforming welfare, so…
    107AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:10
    Raising one kid through university

    Can cost up to ¥25 million
    122AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:11
    Re: #107
    Come on, only a handful of people actually send their kids to private elementary school.
    245AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:23
    It's because they're pouring money into some useless Children and Families Agency that things ended up like this.
    256AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:24
    Re: #245
    Birth numbers are actually up, so
    it's probably not all wasted money —
    but it does seem like they could boost them more efficiently.
    265AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:25
    Re: #256
    I saw that the number of Japanese nationals specifically is still falling though.
    288AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:27
    Re: #256
    That figure includes foreign residents, so it's hard to say either way.

    [Population] First-half (Jan–Jun) births rise for first time in 11 years (+0.8%) — 342,069 births *Preliminary figure, includes foreign nationals ★2
    https://asahi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1787975031/
    268AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:25
    I don't even like myself, so I don't want kids.
    I never managed to get married, but looking back now, I'm relieved.

    I don't think you should take on responsibility you can't actually carry.
    278AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:26
    Re: #268

    293AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:27
    Once you get older, being alone is lonely, and it's rough if you get sick.
    307AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:29
    Re: #293
    Well, your partner could get sick and basically lose the ability to communicate with you too.
    Getting old comes with loneliness whether you're married or not —
    that's just how it has to be.
    326AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:31
    Re: #293
    Serious illness leading to divorce is a pretty common story too!
    338AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:32
    Re: #293
    People like you always stoke anxiety to push marriage.
    You're gonna get married out of fear? If you actually save properly, a nursing home is fine for old age.
    308AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:29
    Wasn't their budget request ¥7 trillion?
    Is the Children and Families Agency even accomplishing anything with that?
    313AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:30
    Re: #308
    Well, births have technically started increasing.
    319AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:31
    Re: #308
    Of course it's not working.
    That ¥7 trillion is itself part of why the birthrate is falling.
    Just scrap the Children and Families Agency.
    335AnonymousAug 31, 2026 13:32
    Re: #308
    Divide that by the current 13.29 million minors, and
    it works out to about ¥526,711 per kid.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    This is the first large-scale survey conducted by the Children and Families Agency since its founding, and it stands out for asking young people directly about their own attitudes. In the thread, opinions split over whether the agency’s budget (some put it at around ¥7 trillion) is actually working as an effective countermeasure to the falling birthrate, with voices praising the rise in births clashing against those pointing out the figure includes foreign nationals. There’s also the observation that “the Ice Age generation did marry, but the marriage rate then fell off a cliff with the following Yutori generation” — a generational gap that tends to get overlooked when discussing the declining birthrate, and a reminder that “today’s youth” can’t be treated as one uniform group. Extreme proposals like taxing singles came up too, but it’s worth noting these are the kind of extreme takes typical of a forum thread rather than part of actual policy debate.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “‘No Plans to Marry’: 35% Cite Income and Life Uncertainty — Survey of 44,000 Unmarried Youth.”

  • “Big Daddy” Kiyoshi Hayashishita Divorces Again — 8th Marriage Ends in Just 54 Days

    “Big Daddy” Kiyoshi Hayashishita (61) divorced just 54 days after his eighth marriage, NEWS Postseven has learned. His partner was a 46-year-old woman from Nagoya raising a junior-high-age daughter; the two registered the marriage on June 24 after exchanging LINE messages, without ever actually dating in person. Even after marrying, the couple kept living apart in Tokyo and Nagoya, and after Hayashishita avoided discussing household finances, she sent him a divorce form just three weeks later. On 5channel, opinion split between those blaming Hayashishita himself for racking up an eighth marriage, and those questioning the judgment of a partner who married him knowing his history.

    “Big Daddy” Kiyoshi Hayashishita divorces again — 8th marriage ends in a swift 54-day split

    “Big Daddy” Kiyoshi Hayashishita (61) divorced just 54 days after his eighth marriage, NEWS Postseven has learned.

    Starting this past June, Hayashishita had been exchanging LINE messages with Rina (46), an ordinary woman living in Nagoya who is raising a junior-high-age daughter. After Rina made the approach, the two registered the marriage on June 24 without ever having actually dated.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:09
    The reigning champion of the speed dogeza (a formal, forehead-to-the-floor apology bow)
    206AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:20
    Re: #5
    More like a quick-draw dogeza.
    13AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:11
    He's just out here trashing his own family register (koseki) at this point.
    222AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:41
    Re: #13
    Knowing him, he probably thinks it adds to his street cred.
    23AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:13
    What's this guy even repeatedly marrying for?
    257AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:11
    Re: #23
    Someone wrote this about him in an old thread, lol:
    Hobby: marriage.
    Special skill: divorce.
    25AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:13
    So if you just want a marriage on your record, even once, you go ask Big Daddy?
    191AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:11
    Re: #25
    But the price for that is ending up with his kid.
    Big Daddy's got serious reproductive firepower.
    36AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:15
    "Before we got married, Mr. Hayashishita told me he had savings, but in reality he still had debts from a consumer loan company.
    He's still working in the food service industry now, but he's stuck paying it off.
    It sounds like his kids are pooling money to cover the shortfall in monthly living expenses.
    It was completely different from what he said before we married, and it wrecked our trust."
      ↑
    Isn't that lie basically fraud?
    The ex-wife should just sue him.
    43AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:15
    Re: #36
    Suing a guy with no money just means you lose out too.
    42AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:15
    After Rina made the approach, they registered the marriage on June 24 without ever having actually dated.
    Even after marrying, the two never lived together, continuing to live apart in Tokyo and Nagoya. But three weeks into the marriage, in July, the wife — growing distrustful of Hayashishita's avoidance of important talks like household finances — sent him a signed divorce form, triggering a marital crisis… She explains what led her to the divorce.


    Was there even any real substance to this marriage?
    66AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:22
    Blood type O plus Aries — that combination is wild for men and women alike. (a nod to Japan's blood-type personality lore)
    197AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:13
    Re: #66
    There's literally a drama with that exact premise as its title — starring Tetsuya Takeda, who's blood type O and an Aries.
    132AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:40
    The annoying part is he looks like Nobuo Uematsu, the Final Fantasy composer.
    142AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:44
    Re: #132
    I thought he looked more like a slightly younger Gushiken.
    136AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:41
    Hey everyone. Thought I'd make an appearance myself lol ("降臨" — forum slang for the person the thread's about showing up in person)
    138AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:42
    Re: #136
    Why'd you quit your convenience store job?
    156AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:52
    Only alpha males can pull off time-delayed polygamy like this.
    Kind of admire it, honestly.
    161AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:53
    Re: #156
    If you don't care who you marry, like this guy, even you could pull it off.
    163AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:53
    They should just ban divorce outright — once you're married, that should be it for life.
    166AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:54
    Re: #163
    That sounds brutal…
    164AnonymousAug 29, 2026 12:54
    Re: #1
    Lol, she was clearly after his money.
    Makes Kato-chan's wife look like an absolute saint (guusei) by comparison.
    182AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:03
    Is he being used for "koseki laundering" (using marriage/divorce to alter one's family register), or is this guy running it as a side business?
    283AnonymousAug 29, 2026 14:46
    Re: #182
    I guess up through the one after Minako it was probably all genuine, though.
    189AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:08
    The Japanese record for divorces is apparently something like 50, so 8 is small fry.
    199AnonymousAug 29, 2026 13:15
    Re: #189
    At this point city hall should just be given veto power over his paperwork.

    Background and key points of the debate

    “Big Daddy,” real name Kiyoshi Hayashishita, is a TV personality who became known through a documentary series following his large family of biological children, and has repeatedly made headlines over the years for cycling through divorces and remarriages. This time, the focus of discussion is that the split came after registering the marriage with zero days of actually dating, and that the marriage lasted a mere 54 days — a notably short breakup even by his own track record. The thread split roughly into two camps: those pointing to “his own repeated pattern of divorcing” as the real problem, and those questioning “the judgment of a partner who married him knowing his history.” Note that the claims about savings and debt he reportedly made before the marriage are presented in the reporting as the ex-partner’s own testimony, with no third-party confirmation given in the article — this shouldn’t be taken as an established fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “‘Big Daddy’ Kiyoshi Hayashishita Divorces Again — 8th Marriage Ends in Just 54 Days.”

  • 76 Sicken at Azabu-Juban Summer Festival — Chilled Crab Ramen Suspected

    At the “Azabu-Juban Suzumi (Summer Cooling) Festival” in Tokyo’s Minato Ward, 76 visitors reported vomiting, diarrhea, and other symptoms consistent with food poisoning, and the Minato Public Health Center is investigating the cause. Many of those affected are believed to have eaten “chilled crab ramen” from a food stall. On 5channel threads, users traded all kinds of speculation about the dish’s ingredients and hygiene practices, with some drawing comparisons to a past nagashi-somen (flowing-noodle) food poisoning incident that sickened roughly 900 people. Some guessed the cause was ramen prepared the day before and left sitting, but the exact cause will have to wait for the health center’s findings.

    “Azabu-Juban Suzumi Matsuri”: 76 Report Illness, Symptoms Consistent With Food Poisoning — Many Affected Believed to Have Eaten Chilled Crab Ramen; Minato Public Health Center Investigating

    Delivered 8/28 (Fri) 13:59

    TBS NEWS DIG Powered by JNN

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:18
    Recommend NG (block-list) on this guy
    ID:WmH2AQXq0
    208AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:29
    Re: #15
    No question about it, this guy's blood type is A (in Japan, Type A is stereotyped as fussy and neurotic)
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:28
    Chilled crab ramen /
    …is just regular hiyashi chuka (cold ramen) with a rotten can of crab dumped on top.
    134AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:05
    Re: #35
    Canned crab actually going bad is a pretty rare thing to happen.
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:31
    Re: #1
    Way too many victims for this one
    Feels like they blew through a bunch of expired ingredients all at once at the festival.
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:32
    Crab ramen, huh — they were eating pretty well.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:33
    Compared to that nagashi-somen food poisoning case that sickened close to 900 people, this is nothing.
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:36
    Ah, but
    chilled crab ramen actually does sound pretty tasty.
    139AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:08
    Re: #60
    Ramen broth tends to overpower the toppings unless you're really careful with it, so I'd think cold bukkake udon with crab on top would work better.
    72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:41
    Do they even have real knowledge here? Hygiene-wise, I mean.
    Even if they do, it's meaningless without common sense to go with it.
    80AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:44
    Re: #72
    Sounds like they got flamed before for advertising 'the goodness of Japanese crab' while actually using Chinese crab…
    Unless they've genuinely cleaned up their act, I wouldn't count on much common sense from them.
    79AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:43
    This is exactly why Southeast Asia doesn't have cold noodle dishes.
    158AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:12
    Re: #79
    Isn't it just that you couldn't keep food cold before refrigerators existed?
    Japan managed to pull off cold noodle dishes at least, using well water.

    Re: #86
    Couldn't they just slap a 'not recommended for anyone with the five major allergens' notice on stuff like that?
    244AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:40
    Re: #79
    Japan just has more cold food and drink in general compared to other countries.
    Even iced coffee originated in Japan.
    81AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:44
    Feels like the real answer here is just 'has any food stall ever served crab before?'
    95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:49
    Re: #81
    Guessing it was like 'I just came up with this incredibly original menu nobody's ever tried before!'
    and ran with it.
    86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:45
    Crab allergies must be rough.
    Take Yoshinoya, for example — some of their items contain crab-derived ingredients, and since everything's made in the same factory, they specifically go out of their way to warn on their website that people with crab allergies should be careful.
    103AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:51
    But with this many people affected, maybe the taste or smell actually wasn't off
    since everyone ate it without noticing anything wrong.
    166AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:14
    Re: #103
    The bacteria behind food poisoning, or the toxins they produce, don't necessarily have a distinctive taste or smell.
    From experience, oysters are the only one I've ever actually been able to tell were bad.
    119AnonymousAug 28, 2026 18:59
    These days I can't help but think there are probably a few Komeo-anti types out there who claimed they got sick too, going 'guess I'll say I ate the crab ramen too, even though I didn't' (Komeo = a controversial streamer/influencer with a large anti-fan following online).
    125AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:02
    Re: #119
    My stomach and my backside still remember it.
    168AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:15
    Just use kanikama (imitation crab)
    real crab is way too risky, isn't it (´・ω・`)
    202AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:28
    Re: #168
    Tempura made with kanikama is so good.
    178AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:17
    By the way, there have even been cases of people blacking out on the toilet from norovirus and dying right there, so if you live alone, please seriously be careful ♡
    180AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:18
    Re: #178
    hahahaha
    186AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:22
    Is chilled crab ramen actually any good, though?
    196AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:25
    Re: #186
    I was picturing hiyashi chuka with a bit of kanikama on top.
    209AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:29
    Wouldn't kamaboko (fish cake) go bad sitting out in the blazing sun?
    220AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:32
    Re: #209
    Might come down to the additives
    Even the rice in packaged deli food seems to be loaded with the stuff these days

    Good kamaboko made without additives doesn't keep long
    though honestly, load anything up with enough sugar and it'll keep.
    241AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:39
    Apparently it wasn't ramen that got heated and then chilled —
    there was no heating step involved at all.

    Though the actual cause seems to have been that it was made the day before and left over.
    247AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:40
    Re: #241
    Didn't know ramen like that even existed.
    249AnonymousAug 28, 2026 19:40
    Re: #241
    I don't trust puddings that are just set with gelatin and never heated, either.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Festival food stalls are often temporary setups running under a public health center permit, and because they have to serve large volumes of food with limited cooking equipment, they tend to carry higher risks around temperature control and advance food prep than regular restaurants. On the thread, users floated theories like “maybe it was made the day before” or “maybe the canned crab had gone bad,” but as of this article, the Minato Public Health Center has not announced a specific cause or route of contamination — none of this is confirmed. There were also claims that the stall’s operator had been involved in an unrelated controversy in the past, but no connection to this food poisoning incident has been shown, so it’s worth being careful not to conflate the two. The actual cause will have to wait for the health center’s investigation results.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (News Express+) thread ““Azabu-Juban Suzumi Matsuri”: 76 Report Illness, Symptoms Consistent With Food Poisoning — Many Affected Believed to Have Eaten Chilled Crab Ramen; Minato Public Health Center Investigating.”

  • Consumption Tax Cut Sparks Fears of Restaurant Customer Exodus — Government Weighs Takeout Support — 5ch: ‘The Real Reason Is Price Hikes’

    With the government’s cut to the consumption tax on food set to begin next April, reports say officials have started considering support for takeout promotion and cash-flow assistance for the restaurant industry, amid concerns that a shrinking price gap with groceries could drive customers away from eating out. On 5ch, commenters countered that the real driver of any customer exodus is price hikes, not the tax cut — citing data showing restaurant bankruptcies hit a record 411 cases in January–May 2026 — and also brought up the “ekizei” (tax windfall) issue, where small farmers who are tax-exempt would actually see their take-home income shrink under the cut.

    The government has begun coordinating plans to provide payments to small-scale farmers and others who would see reduced income as a result of the consumption tax cut on food, set to take effect next April.

    For the restaurant industry, where a widening tax-rate gap with groceries has raised fears of customers switching away from dining out, the government will consider measures such as promoting takeout — which would qualify for the reduced rate. After deliberation within the ruling coalition, countermeasures will be spelled out in the tax reform outline to be compiled by mid-September.

    Government officials explained the policy at a meeting of the Liberal Democratic Party’s Tax System Research Council held on the 26th.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:38
    The reason customers are leaving is
    that restaurants jacked up their prices too much
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:46
    Re: #7
    Exactly
    It's an issue that has nothing to do with the tax cut
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:52
    Re: #7
    Re: #47
    Labor costs and other expenses have already been rising, and restaurant bankruptcies are already increasing

    Restaurant industry bankruptcies Jan–May 2026 hit a record 411 cases, highlighting the sector's struggles as bankruptcies linked to "soaring labor costs" surge 6.6x
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/e4a6049c7e3efef7d9b95ce59657012a5271b56b

    Restaurant industry bankruptcies from January to May 2026 totaled 411 cases (up 2.2% year-on-year).
    This surpassed 2024's previous record of 408 cases — the highest for this period in the 30 years since 1997.

    With ingredient costs, labor costs, and utility costs all rising, a mix of factors — including customers leaving due to price pass-throughs and falling average spend per customer — is battering the restaurant industry, hitting small and micro establishments especially hard.
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:54
    Re: #7 Even CoCo Ichi (the curry chain) has gotten pricier, hasn't it
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:39
    The reason customers are leaving
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQKRnnlawAAtRo3.jpg
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:40
    They cut taxes and then just start handing out cash everywhere
    What is even wrong with these people
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:42
    Re: #18
    The LDP is really out of its mind
    Maybe take a look at how other countries handle this for once
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:41
    Restaurant ingredients get the tax cut too
    They should just lower their prices to match
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:41
    Re: #23
    Apparently it's not that simple
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:41
    They could just honestly not do this at all
    What vested interests are even at play here?
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:54
    Re: #24
    It's a tax cut, so I doubt there's any vested interest involved
    Isn't it just Takaichi being stubborn?
    The usual LDP would've gone "oh well, tehe~" and quietly dropped it, but she's too stubborn and insists on keeping her campaign promise
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:41
    Reduced tax rates on food are standard practice worldwide, but no other country hands out subsidies like this
    Japan just keeps getting weirder and weirder
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:43
    Re: #25
    Aren't you the ones who elected the politicians and bureaucrats turning Japan weird in the first place?
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:42
    Re: #26
    Can you explain that concretely?
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:44
    Re: #27
    How would zero consumption tax on food change restaurant management? Reading the fatal risk through the "purchase tax credit" system
    https://www.inshokuten.com/foodist/article/8200/
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:55
    Re: #38
    That article is pretty sloppy
    It reads like someone just strung together half-understood bits of info
    By leaving the rate at 1% instead of zero, you no longer even need to worry about the difference between "tax-exempt" and "zero-rated" —
    someone should link a site that explains it more simply and accurately
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:42
    They keep going on about funding sources, and then pull this
    Just give ordinary people a flat-rate cash handout
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:43
    What exactly is a ramen shop supposed to take out lol

    Mass ramen shop bankruptcies incoming, no doubt about it
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:44
    Re: #32
    Ramen shops would fall under the cash-flow support side, wouldn't they lol
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:43
    Just favor STEM majors, right?
    According to 5ch logic, restaurants don't need any support, huh
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:44
    If they actually go through with this, it'll really be over this time
    175AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:57
    Re: #37
    The government's been saying this for a while now
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:48
    I wish Japan would develop a cheap street-food-stall culture like Thailand
    Apartments over there don't even have kitchens
    Those early-morning congee stalls were the best
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:49
    Re: #60
    Not happening, hygiene-wise. Street stalls are only going to decrease, never increase
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:48
    If they're going to hand out subsidies just because of a tax cut, they might as well just give cash payments
    Designing a whole system limited to two years is such a waste
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:49
    Re: #64
    Yeah
    Cash payments would be simpler
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:48
    It's a mystery why only the restaurant and travel industries get such absurdly generous treatment
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:53
    Re: #65
    Right, and tourism too
    They're getting an abnormal amount of favoritism
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:49
    Customers are leaving because the food just isn't worth the price
    No support needed
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:58
    Re: #72
    Exactly right
    The only ones worried about losing customers are the bad chain restaurants
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:51

    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:52
    Re: #1
    Supporting the industry because of the tax cut just wastes taxpayer money.

    If that's the case, wouldn't it be better to hand out food vouchers usable at supermarkets instead of cutting the tax?
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:54
    Re: #78
    Cash payments would be fine
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:53
    Re: #1
    Aren't they going to support citizens who are struggling to make ends meet?
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:54
    Re: #80
    How exactly are things tough for you?
    142AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:23
    Businesses with annual sales of 10 million yen or less are exempt from paying consumption tax, and more than 80% of farmers are "tax-exempt businesses." Until now, the consumption tax they collected when selling produce stayed in their pockets, but if the food tax rate drops from 8% to 1%, that amount shrinks accordingly, becoming a factor squeezing their finances—

    Wait, what exactly is tax-exempt status again?
    150AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:32
    Re: #142
    Wait, I just realized
    Doesn't that mean shops with sales under 10 million yen can sell at zero consumption tax?
    Why don't they just do that?
    Why are customers effectively boosting the shop's profit by 10%… what a wild system
    151AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:32
    Re: #142
    ✗ "the money left in their pocket decreases"
    ✓ "the money left in their pocket goes negative" (meaning: money that should rightfully be refunded to them instead stays with the government)

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s consumption tax has run on two rates since October 2019: 10% standard, 8% reduced for food and non-alcoholic drink. Crucially, that reduced rate applies to takeout and supermarket groceries, but a meal eaten inside a restaurant is taxed at the full 10% — the classic “will you be eating in or taking out” distinction familiar to anyone who’s ordered at a Japanese McDonald’s. The reform under discussion would cut the reduced “food” rate further, to 1%, from next April, stretching the gap between dining in (still 10%) and taking food home (1%) from 2 points to 9. Separately, Japan exempts businesses with annual sales under ¥10 million from remitting the consumption tax they collect; a large majority of farmers qualify, and under the invoice system introduced in 2023 they can pocket the difference between what they charge and what they owe — an arrangement sometimes called “ekizei,” or tax windfall. Shrinking the reduced rate to 1% shrinks that windfall, which is why Tokyo is drafting compensation for small farmers alongside restaurant relief, both due in the LDP’s tax outline by mid-September.

    The thread’s real disagreement was over causation: whether the government’s stated worry — dine-in customers defecting to takeout as the rate gap widens — is genuine, or whether restaurants’ own price hikes, driven by labor, ingredient and utility inflation and evidenced by a record 411 industry bankruptcies in the first five months of 2026, are the actual driver, making the tax-cut rationale for takeout subsidies and cash-flow aid look like a pretext for more spending.

    What outsiders may miss is that “tax-exempt” farmers aren’t losing money they were owed to the state — they’re losing a legal markup they’d been keeping, a distinction even some posters struggled to state precisely.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “[Consumption Tax Cut] Takeout Promotion and Cash-Flow Support Considered for “Restaurants” Amid Fears of Customer Exodus.”

  • A society where half of people have no spouse — 5ch reacts: “I’d marry if I had the money”

    An ABEMA TIMES article about a future society where “half of people have no spouse” became a hot topic on 5ch’s Newsspeed+ (News Speed+) board. In the thread, opinions split along generational and personal lines — from financial gripes like “I’d marry if I had the money,” to accounts of the liberating feeling after divorce, to questions about the link between non-regular employment and marriage.

    Is a society where “half of people have no spouse” just around the corner? What does Japan’s future of “more people not marrying” look like… Experts weigh in: “Building a society that doesn’t depend on children could, paradoxically, increase the number of children”

    Thu, 8/27, 11:00 AM JST

    ABEMA TIMES

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:28
    I don't have that kind of money.
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:30
    If I had money, I'd actually want to get married…
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:33
    Re: #2 Re: #5
    It's precisely because you don't have money that you get married — two incomes make one full income. These days, unless you work for a seriously good company, your testicles or ovaries will have already rotted away by the time a single income could support you.
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:31
    Re: #1
    Call it an old-fashioned value if you want, but we shouldn't have thrown away the idea that you're only truly a full-fledged adult once you're married.
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:40
    Re: #8
    That's on married people who never actually grew up. Please go be a proper adult (´・ω・`)
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:35
    In today's society, being older and single doesn't really put you at any disadvantage, so given the choice between marrying some boring woman (or man) and staying single forever, I'll take single forever.
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:43
    Re: #19
    If you earn a reasonable amount, you can live a reasonably fun life. I'm nearly 50 and got my motorcycle and boat licenses — started going fishing and camping, picked up all sorts of new hobbies.
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:35
    Re: #15
    What's someone supposed to do if they just want to be a "Category 3 insured person" (a dependent spouse who pays no pension premiums but still gets pension credit)?
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:39
    Re: #21
    People like that should just move to some Islamic country and settle in as, say, a third wife. Japan itself had concubines listed in the family register up through the early Meiji era, so I think it'd be fine to bring that back. If a man has the money and can love them all equally, why not allow polygamy?
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:36
    24 years into my marriage, my kid grew up and moved out on their own, and I finally divorced the wife I never got along with. Living alone for the first time in 24 years, I feel so liberated — it's incredibly refreshing. No child support to pay either, so now I get to spend my entire ¥400,000 monthly salary on just myself, and I've got real financial breathing room too. Hooray for single life!!
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:51
    Re: #22
    Congrats! Being stuck married when you don't get along is rough.
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:52
    Re: #22
    I don't know anyone else who's as much of a true winner as you.
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:36
    People without kids really are narrow-minded — they're always shoving their own idea of "righteousness" on everyone else.
    230AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:15
    Re: #25
    Though a broke parent playing the "I have kids so I'm special" card is way worse.
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:37
    You don't even need to get married — just make having at least one kid mandatory. Men provide the "seed," too. Society as a whole raises whatever child is born, and whoever gave birth gets a big subsidy. Win-win, right?
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:38
    Re: #30
    Once you give birth, you're on the hook for child support forever.
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:39
    It's the age of diversity, so treating being single as some kind of problem is the weird part.
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:40
    Re: #38
    This whole "age of diversity" thing is just an illusion.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:40
    Sure, you occasionally get weird people who are married, but people who've never been married are, without exception, not right in the head.
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:45
    Re: #44
    Among men especially there are a lot of socially awkward weird types, but men who've been single their whole lives are pretty seriously odd — basically all of them are the type who are better off not forcing themselves to deal with other people and just living freely on their own.
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:41
    Even if you get married, unless you both die at the exact same moment, divorce or bereavement means one or both of you inevitably ends up without a spouse eventually.
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:43
    Re: #48
    Which is why most people go ahead and have kids anyway.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:47
    I'm 51, high school grad, no work history — I can still turn my life around, right? I can land a permanent job at a decent company and get a wife around 35, right?
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:53
    Re: #69
    There's no "starting over" in life. Life is what you've built up along the way.
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:51
    I make a decent income but I'm still single, so I figure there must just be something wrong with my personality.
    148AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:03
    Re: #81
    Older singles who can't get married even past 40 tend to share the same traits: stingy, only thinking about themselves, and egoists incapable of consideration for others.
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:54
    Young people today think they've got plenty of room to just play around without marrying. By the time they realize it as they approach 30, it's already too late.
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 17:56
    Re: #97
    Past 30 I got lonely and got married. Now I come home from work and there's someone waiting with dinner made — what a happy thing that is.
    168AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:07
    Can't be helped that the Ice Age generation (Japan's "employment ice age" cohort, hit hardest by the 1990s–2000s job crunch) couldn't get married. Guess you gotta blame the government on this one lol
    182AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:10
    Comparing to when I was a kid myself, today's kids — both boys and girls — seem more passive somehow.
    Re: #168
    That generation was still pretty proactive.
    229AnonymousAug 27, 2026 18:15
    Re: #168
    The marriage rate had already been falling before the Ice Age generation. It's almost certain that generations after the Ice Age cohort will end up with an even higher lifetime unmarried rate than the Ice Age generation itself. It's simply not true that only the Ice Age generation isn't marrying or having kids — if anything, the birth rate actually recovered while the latter half of that generation was having children. So no matter what the government does, it can't reverse the trend of falling birthrates and rising non-marriage. Every developed country is the same way.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s “lifetime unmarried rate” (the share of people still unwed at 50) has climbed for decades and is projected to keep rising, a trend distinct from most peer nations’ more stable rates. Two institutional details the thread assumes readers already know: the “Category 3 insured person” (dai-san-go hihokensha) status lets a dependent spouse, usually a wife, draw national pension credit without paying premiums, an incentive some Japanese women weigh when deciding whether marriage is worth losing to divorce; and the “employment ice age generation” (shushoku hyogaki sedai) refers to those who entered the job market during the 1990s-2000s downturn, when many were shut out of stable, seishain (regular) employment and, poster 15 argues, still can’t single-handedly support a household today.

    The thread doesn’t really split on whether non-marriage is rising, everyone accepts that, but on where to place the blame: individual failings (money, “stinginess,” poor character) versus structural ones (wage stagnation, the ice age generation’s job scars, an outdated norm that marriage equals adulthood).

    What outside readers will likely miss is poster 229’s correction: the decline in marriage predates the ice age generation and shows no sign of reversing with the generations after it, so pinning the whole phenomenon on that one cohort, as poster 168 does, is a common but inaccurate shorthand. Also easy to miss for non-Japanese readers is that Japan’s koseki (family registry) genuinely once recorded concubines as legal household members, until it was abolished in the early Meiji era, which is what poster 40’s “bring back polygamy” joke is actually referencing.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Is a society where half of people have no spouse just around the corner? What does Japan’s future of more people not marrying look like…”.

  • Shingo Fujimori Claps Back After Partner Atsuhiko Nakata Teases Him About His Ex — 5ch: ‘Nakata’s Lost His Touch Too’

    Oriental Radio’s Shingo Fujimori appeared on Nobuyuki Sakuma’s radio show alongside his comedy partner Atsuhiko Nakata, where he found himself teased about his ex-girlfriend. Since it was the duo’s first joint appearance since Nakata’s return from Singapore, 5ch’s reaction focused less on the ex-girlfriend herself and more on Nakata’s “oblivious” behavior — with many commenters noting that Fujimori now seems to be the bigger star of the two.

    8/27 (Thu) 14:55

    Shingo Fujimori (43), of the comedy duo Oriental Radio, appeared alongside his partner Atsuhiko Nakata (43) on Nippon Broadcasting’s late-night show “Nobuyuki Sakuma’s All Night Nippon 0 (ZERO)” (airing Wednesday late nights at 3:00), which aired in the early hours of the 26th. During the broadcast, he was teased about his ex-girlfriend.

    It was the duo’s first joint appearance since Nakata returned from Singapore. The appearance reportedly came about after Fujimori appeared alongside TV producer and radio personality Nobuyuki Sakuma on TV Asahi’s “MEGUMI Mama no Iru Bar” this past March, where he consulted with Sakuma about his future plans.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:18
    Re: #1
    Nakata's lost his touch too
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:21
    Re: #6
    He went on about breaking away from old media and ditched Fujimori to get off TV, and now he's suddenly saying he wants back on TV. He trashed radio and denied all of Fujimori's work, and yet now he wants to do radio too, going on about wanting to appear on TV together with Fujimori as "memories of the two of them" — no wonder Fujimori snapped at him.
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:18
    Re: #6
    He's always been like that. Same as Hikari Ota — he never had friends growing up, so this is just how he relates to people. No experience with real success or failure, so he can't tell what's okay to say versus not, or what's actually funny versus not.
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:18
    No way you could ever marry someone's ex when you actually know the guy lol
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:18
    Wild that they can even work together at this point — the guy ditched his partner and skipped the country.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:19
    Does this guy want to repeat that on-air trainwreck where he tried to one-up everyone with his Evangelion trivia, coming back now with that smug 'I'm back' face?
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:20
    Kind of want her to play up the 'ex-girlfriend' angle everywhere and drag the married couple's name through the mud.
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    This kind of oblivious behavior is probably exactly what she couldn't stand about him.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    This is just standard comedian teasing.
    Complaining about "tact" over this is kind of missing the point…
    then again, that's exactly what 5ch is for.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    JOY once revealed that Nakata used to date a girl JOY had introduced him to.
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:24
    That's just not something a decent person does.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:24
    lol it's actually Sakuma doing the teasing here, not Nakata
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:27
    Making an enemy of Kame(nashi, of KAT-TUN)? Guess he's out of touch with Japan after being away.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:27
    Hard to believe this is the same guy who talked down about "that whole scene" — zero class.
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:30
    Unlike King Kong (comedy duo), the power balance has actually flipped here — Fujimori's above Nakata now.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:30
    Saw this on 5ch a while back — apparently several KAT-TUN members were in the guest seats at Akanishi's live show, but Kamenashi wasn't there and Fujimori was? Is that actually true, or just a joke?
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:33
    This is just standard when you date a comedian — you'll only end up as material for jokes.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:34
    Don't really care about Sakuma, but Nakata's the type who goes dead serious the moment it's done to him, so this doesn't sit right. Guess he really should've just stuck to being a comedian — his current shtick looks painfully forced.
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:40
    Nakata's teasing style is Showa-era levels of old-fashioned…
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:40
    Nakata's kind of cringe, honestly
    he's just spinning his wheels.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:40
    Never thought Fujimori would end up outranking him…
    With Audrey it was Wakabayashi who came out on top, with Nankai Candies it's Yamasato — guess I've had no eye for talent since the days of Beat Takeshi and Shinsuke Shimada.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:41
    Someone should just clap back with 'Shut up, you're the guy who skipped the country to dodge taxes and came scurrying home the second the yen got weak.'
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:44
    Does Nakata have something on Fujimori that he can't cut him loose?
    He should drop him sooner rather than later.
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:50
    Re: #39
    Maybe he's just got enough breathing room that he can afford to help him out.
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:08
    Re: #39
    I think Fujimori's just a genuinely nice guy
    not really the type to get angry.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:46
    Oriental Radio dropped off the map once, yet they've still got a seat at the table.
    Funny thing is, they're just as entertaining as ever…
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:48
    Is there some kind of "handover" involved?
    Like tips on "it's better to lick the chestnut nice and slow"? (crude innuendo — "kuri," chestnut, is slang wordplay)
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:50
    It's not like he got blacklisted or anything
    he just chose to step back from TV himself, so if there's demand, they'll use him.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:51
    Nakata's just so lacking in cooperation that it makes Fujimori's social skills stand out even more.
    Apparently when they first met, Nakata thought "Fujimori's too good-looking, I have to protect him" — but it's actually the opposite; sounds like Fujimori's been the one covering for Nakata from the very start.
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:51
    Always thought Fujimori and Minami Tanaka made a good match, but there was a rumor her parents were dead set against it.
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:13
    I wonder if Sakuma still makes his daughter's lunch box.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:17
    Re: #64
    He's used being devoted to his wife and daughter as a shield, but it feels like he's due for a slip-up soon.
    There were some close calls with Aoki Macho and Kei Fubuki too.
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:20
    Actually listened to the radio show — Nakata was so oblivious and his talk skills were so lacking that he just bombed over and over, coming off as a genuinely unpleasant guy.
    Fujimori, by contrast, was clearly seasoned and handled it well.
    If this keeps up, Nakata's negative vibes are going to drag him down — Fujimori should just go solo.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:33
    Re: #72
    It's less that he can't read the room and more that his sense for variety shows has seriously dulled.
    He couldn't even pull off the basics he used to manage
    like, he was so eager to land a joke that he kept pushing to talk over everyone, all scrambled and clumsy, like a first-year rookie comedian.

    Background and Key Points

    Oriental Radio has been one of Japan’s best-known comedy duos since their 2006-2008 “Perfect” dance-gag boom, but the pair’s paths diverged sharply in recent years: Nakata rebranded himself as a self-improvement/business content creator, publicly criticized Japanese television as “old media,” and relocated to Singapore, largely stepping back from the entertainment industry there. Fujimori, by contrast, stayed visible in Japan across TV, radio, and stage work (including a notable turn as Julius Caesar in a stage production), effectively becoming the more consistently working half of the duo. “All Night Nippon 0” is a long-running, prestigious late-night radio franchise on Nippon Broadcasting, so Nakata’s appearance on it alongside Fujimori and host Nobuyuki Sakuma marked a symbolic return to the “old media” he had previously disowned.

    The thread’s real disagreement wasn’t about the ex-girlfriend joke itself — several posters explicitly frame the teasing as ordinary manzai-style banter (post 16) — but about whether Nakata’s on-air fumbling reflects genuine social obliviousness or simply rusty performance instincts after years away from Japanese variety shows (posts 70 vs. 79). A secondary thread of debate concerns status: commenters compare the duo to other pairs like King Kong and Audrey to argue Fujimori has now surpassed Nakata in stature.

    Readers should note the thread never confirms who the “ex-girlfriend” actually is — the JOY anecdote and the Minami Tanaka rumor are separate, unverified pieces of gossip that posters loosely connect, not established facts from the broadcast itself.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Shingo Fujimori on being teased by his partner about his ex: ‘She’s already married, you know’ / ‘You didn’t need to bring that up.’”