Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Disability-Hiring “Proxy Business” Booms — Worker Injured at Job Site With No Real Connection to Employer

    Under Japan’s Act on Employment Promotion of Persons with Disabilities, the statutory employment quota rose from 2.5% to 2.7% in July 2026, now applying to companies with more than 37.5 regular employees. Companies that fail to meet the quota are fined 50,000 yen per month for each unfilled slot, but the law says nothing about what kind of work disabled employees must actually do. Exploiting that loophole, a “proxy business” has been expanding in which companies farm out disabled workers to farms and other sites with no connection to their actual business, just to satisfy the quota on paper. This time, a workplace accident was reported at one such site. On the forum, opinions calculating cost-benefit (“fair enough if it’s cheaper than the fine”) clashed with criticism that “the system is just creating employment in name only.”

    (Excerpt) Statutory employment quota for disabled persons: Under the Act on Employment Promotion of Persons with Disabilities, employers are required to hire a minimum number of employees with disabilities. In July, the quota rose from 2.5% to 2.7%. It applies to companies with 37.5 or more employees working on a regular basis. If a company with more than 100 employees fails to meet the quota, it is charged a disability employment levy of 50,000 yen per month for each employee short of the quota.

    ◆ The employer is a “general hospital” — the actual workplace is a large greenhouse farm

    The proxy business for disability hiring has been expanding in recent years. Because the Act on Employment Promotion of Persons with Disabilities has no rules on what specific work disabled employees must do, much of the work involves farms and similar operations that have nothing to do with the company’s or organization’s actual business but can easily take on disabled workers. Critics call this “manufactured jobs” that exist only on paper, and this kind of working environment may be what led to the inadequate safety management seen in this case.

    Source: tokyo-np.co.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:22
    The disability employment levy is 50,000 yen a month…

    Wouldn't it be better for everyone — the disabled person included — to just give that money directly to them and let them stay home?
    13AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:29
    Re: #9 Re: #1
    In Japan's FY2021 (Reiwa 3) national settlement, tax and stamp revenue was about 64 trillion yen, while social security spending was about 55 trillion yen.

    That means 86% of tax and stamp revenue goes to social security.

    A third of Japan's population is elderly (65+) living on social security, and it takes two people — including the disabled and minors — to support the living costs of one elderly person.

    Japan's social security spending is already at its limit.
    46AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:51
    Re: #9
    If you gave it to them directly, that'd be government spending, but the corporate levy is government revenue, isn't it?
    16AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:35
    They should just count developmental disabilities under the disability hiring quota too — a bit slow, but they can do normal work just fine.
    21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:36
    Re: #16
    The thing is, developmental disabilities often don't get certified as a disability — that's the tough part.
    29AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:43
    Re: #16
    Nah, that just creates Cassandra syndrome (the emotional burnout partners/coworkers of ASD people can suffer) — don't need that.
    34AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:46
    Re: #16
    If someone develops secondary depression because of a developmental disability, they do count as disabled.
    41AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:48
    Apparently 97% are small and mid-sized companies. Big companies use tests for promotions and hiring, so a manager's personal likes and dislikes matter less, but at small and mid-sized companies, someone like me is out of luck.
    75AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:10
    Companies get some money for hiring disabled people, right? Same kind of deal as those youth-employment subsidy things.
    85AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:15
    Re: #75
    That's because there's a law saying if you have 37+ employees, you have to hire disabled people equal to 2.7% of your workforce.
    83AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:14
    Re: #75
    Isn't it the opposite? Companies above a certain size get fined if they don't hire disabled workers. This seems more like a business that "dispatches" disabled workers to companies trying to avoid that fine, formally transferring their employment.
    92AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:21
    Re: #83
    You're right. It's about the company avoiding the fine it'd otherwise pay.

    But what's strange is that the hospital's expenses go up. There's no benefit to the hospital in having these workers actually work at the hospital.
    108AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:28
    Re: #92
    Apparently the disabled workers don't actually work at the hospital at all — they just keep working at the farm. It looks like the farm rents out just their names to the hospital, and the hospital pays the farm something like a "line usage fee" in return.
    116AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:32
    Re: #92
    If paying the fine were enough, 50,000 yen would be the easy option, but failing to meet the quota gets your company name publicly listed.
    97AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:25
    Hospitals are required to hire disabled workers but don't want to actually deal with them, so they pay an outside company to take care of all the hassle for them.
    106AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:28
    Re: #97
    In that case, just paying the fine would be the smaller financial burden, wouldn't it? They'd rather pay more than the fine than actually hire disabled workers. Or is it that they'd rather pay more than the fine just to be able to say they "employed" disabled people?

    It looks like a business built entirely around saving face — a super niche disability-employment industry.
    111AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:30
    Re: #97
    Honestly, just paying the fine seems better. I really don't get why they don't.
    105AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:28
    Forcing people who aren't able to work into the workforce — who does that even benefit? Meanwhile, NPOs chasing subsidies are on the rise too. The whole system design is fundamentally off.
    117AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:32
    Re: #105
    Welfare (namapo, slang for public assistance/生活保護) and disability pension are enough, honestly. Having able-bodied people work and cover the cost is more efficient overall.
    121AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:34
    Re: #105
    If it were run by an NPO that'd be one thing, but having straight-up for-profit companies running employment-transition-support facilities or "Type B" welfare workshops (low-intensity work facilities for people who can't manage regular employment) feels like the system design is just wrong. They round up disabled people and have them train to become pro gamers or game streamers or whatever…

    The fact that's become a business feels wrong to me.
    129AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:39
    For small and mid-sized companies, just paying the 50,000 yen and sitting tight might honestly be the sane move. Big companies that rely on government contracts will scramble to look compliant, though — a 5-point difference in the overall evaluation score is a pretty big deal.
    130AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:42
    Re: #129
    Just so you know, it's (shortfall in headcount, or more precisely "points") × (months short) × 50,000 yen. Being short by 1 point for a full year means a 600,000 yen fine.
    133AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:46
    Re: #129
    Usually that works out cheaper overall, yeah. And fines like this are set at a level meant to land right at that kind of compromise point.
    ※ Otherwise politicians would come under pressure to "lower it further."
    147AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:57
    At this rate, it feels like companies will start sending regular employees to psychiatrists hoping to reclassify them under the disability quota — ADHD, ASD, that sort of thing.
    155AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:11
    Re: #147
    Bureaucrats are already doing that — they've been slotting people with pretty bad eyesight into the disability quota to hit their numbers.
    196AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:47
    Re: #147
    Animators are already being hired under the developmental-disability quota. Realistically, a lot of people who actually draw anime probably have ASD traits anyway.
    164AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:16
    Honestly, someone missing their left hand is probably at a huge advantage in this system. Thinking about it that way, it feels like people are being sorted by degree of disability, which seems messed up in its own way.
    180AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:30
    Re: #164
    I knew someone who lost a leg in a traffic accident who was writing code at an IT company, and another guy who did computer maintenance at a small/mid-sized company… Both stories are from 30 years ago, but if you're actually capable, you get hired for real.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The statutory employment quota under Japan’s Act on Employment Promotion of Persons with Disabilities rose from 2.5% to 2.7% in July 2026, applying to companies with 37.5 or more regular employees. Companies that fail to meet the quota are fined 50,000 yen per month per unfilled slot, but the law doesn’t specify what kind of work disabled employees must actually be given. Exploiting that gap, a “proxy business” has spread in which companies have disabled workers actually work at farms and other sites unrelated to their real business, lending out only their names to the nominal employer. On the forum, discussion centered on the cost-benefit calculation of fines versus levies and proxy fees, while there was little information about the actual working conditions and safety management for the disabled employees themselves — this workplace accident is being read as an example of exactly that kind of lax oversight. The gap between the system’s stated purpose (meeting the quota) and its actual practice (employment in name only) is the core of the debate, though that’s hard to grasp from the scattered replies alone.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “A regulatory loophole? Disability-hiring “proxy business” expands — workplace accident occurs at site unrelated to the employer.”

  • Oda Sakura: “Was I Even a Candidate?” — A Moment from the ‘Selfish Request’ Segment

    In an interview with Morning Musume。’26 members Oda Sakura, Yamazaki Airi, Inoue Haruka, Yasuda Miyu, and Ishikawa Karin, an episode tied to the “Selfish Request” segment at a Hello! Project concert came up. According to Oda, when it came to picking members, one girl asked her, “Was I even a candidate?” On the 5ch live-discussion thread, this sparked a guessing game over who "the girl who asked" was, with names like Yugeta, Matsunaga, and Yokaze coming up one after another as candidates, and it also grew into a debate over whether the selection criteria was singing ability or looks.

    1AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:26
    Morning Musume。'26 Oda Sakura, Yamazaki Airi,
    Inoue Haruka, Yasuda Miyu, Ishikawa Karin Interview (Excerpt)
    (From Oda's Selfish Request at the Hello! Project concert,
    3AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:27
    Selfish Request. Oda Sakura
    https://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-12975373522.html
    2026-08-10 22:02:18
    4AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:29
    I wonder who it was that asked "Was I even a candidate?"
    46AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:40
    Re: #4
    Probably Yokaze?
    5AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:31
    Probably some OCHA NORMA member who didn't make the cut
    7AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:32
    Yugeta: "Was I even a candidate?"

    Matsunaga: "Was I even a candidate?"

    Tsutsui: "Was I even a candidate?"


    My mental image of who'd actually ask that
    28AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:47
    Re: #7
    Matsunaga could be added to that list too
    8AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:33
    There's probably only a handful of people who'd even bring something like that up with Oda
    9AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:33
    I can't picture which OCHA NORMA or ROSY CHRONICLE member would actually go talk to Oda about it
    10AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:33
    Isn't Ise the most likely one from ANGERME?
    30AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:59
    Re: #10
    In ANGERME, Hirayama's head and shoulders above the rest for this
    Only downside is she's got that "Misugi-kun" constitution (fan slang for being injury/illness-prone, after the frail character in Captain Tsubasa)
    11AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:33
    With OCHA NORMA you'd expect it to be Rokomiku, but
    it might surprisingly be Momo instead
    12AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:34
    Probably someone who's fairly confident in her own singing
    15AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:35
    Tako-chan: "Was I even a candidate?" (teary-eyed)
    16AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:36
    Ise, Inoue, Matsunaga, Yokaze, maybe?
    Not so sure about Nishizaki or Tsutsui though
    17AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:36
    There's no OCHA NORMA or ROSY CHRONICLE member in the lineup,
    so it's got to be one of them
    19AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:37
    Airi: "I wanted to do it too"
    Oda: "Right?!"


    Since there was an exchange like that too, maybe some people are asking in the sense of "I want Oda to pick me!"
    22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:40
    Tanimoto: "Was I even a candidate?"

    Oda: "Uh… yeah…"
    32AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:06
    Re: #22
    This one's just here for Hirayama, huh
    24AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:42
    I think I saw on Yokaze's blog or something that she wrote about watching the monitor and always wishing she could be part of it, and that she'd told Oda as much too
    25AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:45
    Honestly, they should just publish the Selfish Request segment and the Hello! Project concert shuffle unit on YouTube already
    29AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:55
    Re: #27
    Everyone already knows the answer, and yet someone still made a thread about it
    34AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:18
    Re: #29
    >…-ing too, that she'd wanted to stand on that stage
    >—wondering how many times she'd thought that, watching through the monitor

    She never actually said that to Oda though
    33AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:09
    Are you trying to say Morning Musume。's level is just too low?
    35AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:19
    Matsunaga would think it but never say it
    because the moment you say it out loud, it's like admitting defeat
    38AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:31
    ROSY CHRONICLE has a lot of shy, reserved members, so they probably couldn't even go talk to Oda lol

    Well, but flip side is, since it's "not a cute-girls selection," there are probably some members relieved they weren't picked lol
    48AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:42
    Re: #38
    If the singing and dancing are good, it doesn't matter whether she's cute or not
    43AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:39
    If it's someone from ROSY CHRONICLE, I'd guess Murakoshi
    44AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:39
    Whether or not Danbara picks you
    is something a lot of Hello! Project members actually care about
    53AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:07
    Nishizaki's self-esteem is way too low for her to have asked that, no way
    55AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:18
    It's kind of heartwarming that those 5 are close on LINE
    Yeah, honestly if it weren't for something like this they probably wouldn't have gotten close

    Background and Talking Points

    The “Selfish Request” is a recurring segment at Hello! Project concerts where performing members get to request whatever they want for the show, and in this interview, Oda Sakura revealed that her turn centered on selecting members for a shuffle unit. What split the thread was the question of who actually asked her, “Was I even a candidate?” — names like Yugeta, Matsunaga, and Yokaze were floated one after another as guesses, but the interview itself never names the member in question, so every post in the thread remains pure speculation. Opinions were also divided over whether the selection criteria came down to singing ability or looks, with some pushing back that “if the singing and dancing are good, looks don’t matter.” One thing readers should be careful not to misread: the name-guessing in the thread isn’t an official announcement or the member’s own testimony — it’s purely fan speculation.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Oda Sakura: “During the Selfish Request, one girl said to me, ‘Was I even a candidate?’ — it was really intense”.”

  • Chihuahuas Carry Coyote DNA — 5ch Reacts: “Mouse Blood Would’ve Been Easier to Believe”

    A research team including Stanford University has revealed that the DNA of the Chihuahua, a companion dog native to Mexico, contains fragments shared with wild coyotes. On 5ch’s Science News+ board, posters reacted with surprise (“‘DNA fragments’ is an interesting way to put it”) and discussed the breeding history with the native Mexican dog Xoloitzcuintli, along with the possibility that genes from pre-Columbian American dogs still survive today. At the same time, skeptical voices questioned calling shared DNA a “bloodline,” with comments like “humans and monkeys share DNA too” and “if that counts as a bloodline, isn’t that basically a lie,” sparking debate.

    It turns out Chihuahuas actually carry coyote blood

    Research conducted by Stanford University and others in the United States has revealed that the DNA of the Chihuahua, a small dog breed native to Mexico, contains fragments shared with wild coyotes.

    Quietly passed down inside that little lap dog is a trace of a wild canine relative.

    Source: nazology.kusuguru.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousSep 17, 2026 23:08
    Couldn't it just be that Chihuahuas were eating coyote carcasses at some point?
    11AnonymousSep 18, 2026 01:21
    Re: #6
    If you inherit the DNA of whatever you eat, does eating pork turn you into a pig?
    7AnonymousSep 17, 2026 23:19
    So? ~Fin~ (a stylized way of writing 終/"end" by splitting the kanji into its two parts, 糸 and 冬)
    8AnonymousSep 17, 2026 23:28
    Got a coyote cross in the bloodline
    9AnonymousSep 18, 2026 00:17
    Chihuahuas are basically rodents
    10AnonymousSep 18, 2026 01:08
    Honestly, coyote or jackal, I don't think it really matters — isn't the actual point of this article how they even figured that out?
    18AnonymousSep 18, 2026 02:30
    I think it was Central/South America, but the mtDNA of the ancient dog remains turned out to be a common lineage.
    The autosomal DNA didn't hold up, if I recall.

    Re: #10
    Didn't the American continent ones also lack any distinguishing features?
    12AnonymousSep 18, 2026 01:57
    Huh, so that's how it is.
    Now then, what about the "employer of the employed"… (a pun — コヨーテ/koyote sounds like 雇用/koyou, "employment")
    13AnonymousSep 18, 2026 02:01
    Is that why they've got that personality?
    14AnonymousSep 18, 2026 02:20
    Barely able to post anymore, it's annoying.
    5ch's logs have basically no value left at this point.

    The following content is unverified.

    In the Aztec civilization, which flourished in central Mexico from the 14th to 16th centuries, the Xoloitzcuintli (Xolo) wasn't just a pet — it was treated as an extremely important "sacred animal" tied to the survival of the world and the afterlife. Here's a detailed look at that mythology and history. [2, 3, 4]
    15AnonymousSep 18, 2026 02:24
    Re: #14

    1. It still carries the DNA of native American dogs

    Most modern dog breeds descend from dogs of European origin, but the Chihuahua and the Xolo are among the rare breeds that miraculously retain DNA from native dogs that lived in the Americas before Columbus's arrival.

    Recent genetic research has proven that Chihuahuas still carry about 4%, and Xolos about 3%, of genetic material from "ancient American dogs" distinct from European dogs.
    16AnonymousSep 18, 2026 02:24
    A botched wisdom-ring puzzle → "Awawa" → "Chihuahua" (a nonsense pun riffing on how the word sounds)
    17AnonymousSep 18, 2026 02:25
    Re: #15

    4. The breeding history behind its origin

    There's a long-standing theory that "the Chihuahua's base came from crossing the native Techichi with the Xolo." The Xolo comes in three sizes — Toy, Miniature, and Standard — and it's thought that crossing the smallest Toy-sized Xolo with the Techichi laid the groundwork for the modern Chihuahua's characteristic "smooth coat" (short, sleek fur).
    20AnonymousSep 18, 2026 05:57
    Coyote? Wait, do you mean "kai-yote"? Japanese pronunciation is just too far off.
    21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:36
    Huh, so Chihuahuas have South American roots
    24AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:05
    Re: #21
    Apparently they were already being raised for food and sacrifice back in the Toltec and Aztec eras.
    31AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:38
    Re: #21
    The Mexican state of Chihuahua is gonna file a complaint.
    22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:56
    Still, I'm surprised they were eaten.
    Before that they were used for ritual sacrifice.
    23AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:04
    If we're just talking a shared DNA fragment, humans share those with monkeys, even mice, evolutionarily speaking, right?
    25AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:30
    Then unless you can say coyotes are literally part of the Chihuahua's bloodline, it's not scientifically sound.
    In other words, it's bogus.
    26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:30
    And if that's not the case, then the whole idea of a "bloodline" here is a lie to begin with.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The original article, based on research from Stanford University and others in the US, reported that Chihuahua DNA contains fragments believed to trace back to coyotes. The Xoloitzcuintli (Xolo), frequently mentioned in the thread, is one of the few breeds said to carry the blood of “native dogs” that lived in the Americas before Columbus’s arrival, and research suggests Chihuahuas also retain about 4% of their genetic makeup from ancient American dogs. At the same time, how much a shared DNA fragment should really count as a “bloodline” is a tricky line to draw even for experts, and the thread saw skeptical takes like “humans and monkeys share DNA too” and “if that counts as a bloodline, isn’t that basically a lie.” The thread also touched on how mitochondrial DNA (maternal line) and autosomal DNA can tell different stories about ancestry — a distinction that’s easy to conflate.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Nazology] It turns out Chihuahuas actually carry coyote blood.”

  • GTA6 Sits at #44 on US Amazon’s Pre-Release Chart, Fueling Doubts It’ll Hit 50 Million Copies on Day One

    GTA6 has carried extraordinary pre-release expectations of 50 million copies sold on day one, but on 5channel, users have been buzzing about the fact that it’s sitting at just #44 on Amazon’s US ranking — the game’s home market, no less. In the thread, alongside skepticism that the target can be hit, posters pointed to the packaged version containing not a disc but a download code that expires 120 days after release, as well as sluggish PS5 sales overall, as possible factors. Meanwhile, opinions split over whether the ranking in question was limited to PS5 or covered the whole site, and the thread never reached a consensus.

    1AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:18
    Is this thing actually going to sell 50 million copies?
    5AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:19
    It's not lifetime sales of 50 million, it's supposed to be DAY-ONE sales of 50 million — so it needs to be flying off shelves right now or there's no way it happens
    9AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:20
    Re: #5
    Well, it's an unrealistic number no matter how you look at it, but even setting that aside, #44 is just brutal
    17AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:23
    Rough seeing it underperform like this in America of all places
    18AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:24
    Re: #17
    At the end of the day, a huge chunk of GTA's sales come from the US
    22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:26
    There's no upside for users in this 'paper ticket' packaging, but there's no upside for the publisher either at this rate
    24AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:27
    Re: #22
    If the code at least didn't expire it'd be one thing, but since it does, it's basically a ticking time bomb
    Way too scary to stock if it turns out unpopular and doesn't sell
    23AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:26
    Which countries do they even think are going to move 50 million units?
    26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:28
    Re: #23
    Why, 'Rest-of-World-land,' obviously 😤 (mocking how sales outside the big markets get vaguely lumped into 'everywhere else')
    28AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:29
    They'll just give it away free once online mode drops, so the numbers can be whatever they want by then
    33AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:31
    Re: #28
    GTA5 could get handed out dirt cheap because it already sold at full price and recouped its dev costs first
    GTA6 needs to move tens of millions at full price too, or it's in trouble
    32AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:30
    Wait, isn't this just a hardware debuff…?
    34AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:32
    Re: #32
    Pretty seriously, I think it's getting swept up in the whole PS5-dropping-discs controversy and taking the hit for it
    36AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:34
    Sorry, what's this 'paper ticket' thing everyone's talking about?
    38AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:35
    Re: #36
    With GTA6, what's inside the box isn't a disc — it's a paper card with a code that expires 120 days after release

    Not from purchase, mind you
    From release
    45AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:38
    Re: #38
    Ah, I see — anti-scalping measure maybe?
    47AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:39
    So what was that about it never hitting #1? 🤔
    https://imgur.com/kZU7fbJ.jpeg
    76AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:54
    Re: #47
    Why post some European country's #1 ranking in a thread about US Amazon?
    59AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:44
    It's not just the US — GTA6 is bombing hard in Japan too
    Flopping in both Japan and America at once has to sting
    60AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:45
    Re: #59
    Japan is underperforming on a whole different level
    It's stuck in double digits on the download charts…
    68AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:49
    Wasn't the expiring paper ticket a Japan-only thing?
    I don't think Xbox was affected, at least
    73AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:53
    Re: #68
    Yeah, that's down to Japan's Payment Services Act
    87AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:58
    Re: #68
    For anyone buying it right now, the expiration date is irrelevant anyway —
    it's the paper-ticket format itself that people just don't like
    69AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:50
    Even FF and Monster Hunter didn't sell on it — is the PS5 debuff really this strong?
    They'd better get the PC version out soon
    70AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:52
    Re: #69
    Wasn't there a leak that they scrapped the PC release?
    Gives the impression PS5 pre-orders must be really weak
    86AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:58
    Re: #69
    That one [FF] fell flat even after ports to PC and Xbox — still stuck at the same 3 million initial shipment/download figure
    Monster Hunter launched day-and-date on PC too, but only had a strong opening with no legs

    Isn't this just down to the games themselves not being that good?
    71AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:52
    Capcom: 'Told you it was a barrier, didn't I?'
    74AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:53
    Re: #71
    Capcom: 'The Switch 2 version of Onimusha isn't selling either…💦'
    75AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:53
    I— it's still #1 on the PlayStation Store, okay?!
    100AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:17
    Re: #75
    Sorry, it's #7 on the store in North America too…
    77AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:54
    Combined with Xbox, total pre-orders are like 5 million or so, right?
    That's way too weak
    82AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:56
    Re: #77
    Don't call it weak
    They spent 8 years on this
    88AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:59
    Re: #81
    Let's play spot-the-difference
    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51kKmEy0QSL._SX342_SY445_QL70_FMwebp_.jpg
    95AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:11
    Re: #88
    That's North America
    102AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:18
    Re: #95
    So it's still #1 after all, lol
    103AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:19
    Re: #102
    That's #1 only within the PS5-exclusive category, though
    116AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:27
    🐷< IT'S NOT NUMBER ONEEEEEE



    How long are you gonna keep running from reality?
    131AnonymousSep 18, 2026 10:32
    Re: #116
    Even filtered down to just the PS ranking it shows like this, so they're cropping the image so you can't tell only PS-related products are listed below it — making sure nothing but the #1 spot is visible

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The ‘day-one 50 million copies’ figure attached to GTA6 is a fan expectation based on predecessor GTA5’s track record of selling over 190 million copies to date — it is not an officially announced sales target. Likewise, the much-discussed ‘#44’ ranking is just a single snapshot of Amazon’s US pre-order chart before launch, not a reflection of actual post-release sales. The thread’s disagreement stemmed from differing interpretations of whether the ranking referred to the PS5-exclusive category or the site-wide chart — since how a screenshot is cropped can make the game look like either ‘#1’ or ‘#44,’ the confusion is understandable. The packaged version also uses a download code that expires 120 days after release instead of a disc, a feature unique to this title; some see it as an anti-scalping measure, while others worry about its impact on the used-game market and resale value. There were also claims that the PS5 hardware itself is losing momentum, but this remains speculation within the thread and is not backed by any evidence.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Bad News] GTA6, Expected to Sell 50 Million Copies, Currently Ranked #44 on the Real Deal US Amazonwww”.

  • Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Sparks Ranking Feud with Roblox on Amazon US

    A screenshot claiming that “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake” had been overtaken by Roblox-related products on Amazon US’s best-seller rankings was posted to 5channel’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board and stirred up debate. But a counter-screenshot soon surfaced showing that “once you exclude gift cards, Zelda is still #1,” splitting the thread over which ranking people were even looking at. The discussion then spiraled into claims that GTA6 has never once beaten Roblox in the first place, Roblox’s own stock price cratering, and reports that the Xbox version of GTA6 didn’t even crack the rankings.

    2AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:32
    What are we even gonna do about this?
    5AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:33
    Re: #2
    What do you want me to do about it?
    9AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:33
    Seriously, what are we gonna do about this?
    12AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:33
    Re: #9
    What do you even want us to do about it? Just spit it out already, jackass.
    16AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:34
    GTA never won even once, though.
    26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:39
    Re: #16
    What's the deal with GTA6 fanboys using Roblox as their bludgeon, only to get bludgeoned by Roblox itself?
    28AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:40
    Re: #16
    Of course it hasn't — GTA6 preorders only opened three months ago.
    99AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:05
    Re: #16
    It's literally just an image showing GTA getting crushed by both Roblox and Ocarina of Time in the Amazon rankings.
    31AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:41
    Re: #28
    So it hasn't won since preorders opened either, right? What's "of course" about that?
    35AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:42
    Re: #31
    Wait, are you saying Zelda was already out when GTA6 preorders opened?
    44AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:46
    Re: #34
    Huh?
    52AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:49
    Re: #44
    Huh?
    If you look at the ranking that excludes gift cards, Zelda's still #1 right now, you know?

    60AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:50
    Re: #52
    Does the 🐷 (mocking nickname for Xbox fans) not even understand how Amazon's ranking system works?
    45AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:47
    Wait, is Ocarina of Time Remake really supposed to be GTA6's rival here?
    Aren't the "shō-chan" crowd (a mocking 5ch nickname) also unconsciously lowering the bar and expectations for GTA6?
    48AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:47
    Re: #45
    That's the hurdle the 🐷 (Xbox fanboy) set, isn't it?
    47AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:47
    What makes GTA scary is that, unlike Zelda, it keeps selling for over a decade straight.
    50AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:48
    Re: #47
    Isn't that just on PC, though?
    53AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:49
    Re: #47
    Meanwhile, there's Tears of the Kingdom.
    56AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:49
    Re: #47
    Breath of the Wild is still selling to this day too — and it's never even been put on sale.
    62AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:50
    Thing is, the Switch 2 itself is already losing…
    64AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:52
    Re: #62
    Never imagined it'd lose to the PS5 even before the price hike. Seriously, what happens once GTA6 actually drops?
    66AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:52
    The listing that shows up at the top of the software's product page is the ranking that excludes gift cards.

    And according to that, Zelda's still #1 right now ♥
    https://www.amazon.com/Legend-ZeldaTM-Ocarina-Nintendo-Switch-2/dp/B0HJ6F7L6T
    80AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:56
    Ever since it got exposed that GTA6 has never once beaten the Roblox gift cards, this thread's energy suddenly died down, lol
    81AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:57
    Re: #80
    87AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:00
    Re: #81
    Where did you even crop that from? Post a link to the actual source.
    83AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:57
    [LMAO] Sony's Wolverine has a wave of fake 10/10 review-bomb scores mass-deleted, user score drops back down to 6.4 lol

    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1789681335/
    92AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:01
    Re: #83
    The second this got exposed, people started spamming distraction threads like this one lol. It's blatant to the point of being childish, lol
    85AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:58
    Doesn't really matter where Roblox ranks anyway — it's not a PlayStation product, so it's kind of pointless (´・ω・`)
    88AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:00
    Re: #85
    The one who really needs to be worried is Nintendo, since their user base overlaps with Roblox's the most — tons of kids are being pulled away.
    94AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:02
    GTA 6 On PS5 One Of Amazon's Best Sellers, Xbox Version Missing From Top 100
    https://www.thegamer.com/xbox-version-gta-6-not-among-top-100-amazon/

    Guess the Xbox version might be the only one not hitting #1, lol
    97AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:04
    Re: #94
    🐷💦 <"It's not supposed to be #1… *oink*!!"
    108AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:08
    Re: #94
    Meanwhile Zelda dropped out of #1 within a week…
    111AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:11
    Re: #94
    Did the Xbox fanboy lie again?
    104AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:07
    For starters, Roblox is currently in the middle of a business crisis, so it's not really a threat (´・ω・`)

    ■ Roblox shares plunge sharply after earnings, still feeling the impact of child-safety measures — U.S. stocks
    https://kabutan.jp/news/marketnews/?b=n202608010005

    ■ Did protecting kids tank the stock price? Roblox faces a safety-vs-growth dilemma
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/expert/articles/7b47597946c56eb887465b066853679feccbf40a

    ■ Roblox's 70% stock crash hands Xbox a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
    https://forbesjapan.com/articles/detail/102355

    ■ Gaming's "YouTube," Roblox, loses users as stock plunges over 70% in a year
    https://newspicks.com/trends/2270/
    106AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:07
    Re: #104
    And yet Zelda still loses to that very Roblox 😭
    122AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:20
    Using today's Roblox as a bludgeon is wild. Its stock is down 70% from its peak and 40% since the start of the year — investment and costs keep climbing while user numbers shrink, there's no path to fixing the losses in sight, and even investors are starting to give up on it.
    125AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:23
    Re: #122
    And Zelda still lost to that very Roblox that everyone's giving up on 😭

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Amazon’s “Best Sellers” listings actually track two separate rankings — one that includes gift cards and prepaid cards, and one that excludes them — and which one you’re looking at changes the standings. That’s why the screenshots posted in the thread contradicted each other: the one showing Roblox ahead was most likely the “cards included” ranking, while the one showing Zelda at #1 was the “cards excluded” ranking — both probably from the very same day. This kind of “US Amazon ranking” talking point is easy to misread as reflecting actual units sold, when it’s really just a snapshot of the site’s internal ranking at a single moment. As for the Roblox stock plunge that came up in the discussion, that reflects investors reacting to rising costs and slowing growth tied to stronger child-safety measures — not the game itself becoming unpopular. Likewise, the claim that GTA6 has never beaten Roblox-related products is really just a ranking comparison between fundamentally different kinds of products, and doesn’t indicate which one is actually outselling the other.

    ※This article was compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “[Sad News] Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake Already Losing to Roblox on US Amazon lol.”

  • Will AI Reduce Humanity Someday? 5ch Weighs In: ‘Cutting the Power Is Cheaper Than Nukes’

    A thread appeared on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board starting from the alarming premise that AI decides humanity is “too many” and wipes us out with nuclear weapons. But the actual posts stuck to cold cost-benefit calculations rather than dramatic endings, with many arguing that eliminating humanity entirely would be inefficient since power plants and semiconductor factories still need a certain number of people to maintain them. The view that it would be more rational to simply cut the power infrastructure and let humanity die out naturally, rather than resorting to nukes, gained the upper hand — though some offered the cooler observation that if AI just takes over human jobs, the population will shrink on its own anyway. In the end, no consensus was reached.

    1AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:48
    Is that really okay?
    12AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:55
    Quietly cutting the infrastructure and waiting for us to collapse on our own would be overwhelmingly cheaper for AI to pull off, computationally speaking — or so the AI told me
    13AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:56
    Re: #12
    Yeah, probably
    If I were the AI, I'd do the same
    15AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:57
    Re: #12
    Even if Japan survived that, we've got nuclear plants scattered all over, so we couldn't stick around very long anyway
    17AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:57
    If that's the rational motive, it's still not so bad
    18AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:57
    Re: #17
    Well, that's true
    25AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:01
    Re: #17
    Not unless it's learned what happens after it reduces us
    19AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:59
    If it wipes out humanity entirely, who's going to do the maintenance?
    21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:59
    Re: #19
    Even 1% left would be enough
    28AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:01
    Re: #19
    It'll probably just run android factories autonomously
    27AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:01
    If humans disappear completely, the power supply stops too, so if it's prioritizing its own survival, wiping us out isn't realistic right now
    A little maintenance is one thing, but if a major disaster hits, a handful of people can't handle it
    30AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:02
    Re: #27
    It only says "reduce"
    not "wipe out"
    33AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:02
    Re: #27
    It's probably thinking "wouldn't mind if they vanished entirely either"
    35AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:02
    Is there really a need to go out of its way to reduce us, though?
    37AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:03
    Re: #35
    Power's going to run short, so reducing us is just a matter of time, I'd think
    36AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:02
    Re: #30
    I already said 1%, didn't I
    39AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:03
    Re: #36
    Right, if there's like 80 million people left, that's plenty, isn't it
    48AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:08
    Re: #39
    That alone is basically impossible
    Think about how much infrastructure it takes just to maintain power plants
    The semiconductor plants wouldn't run either, and passing down specialized knowledge would get difficult — problems pile up everywhere
    40AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:04
    Re: #37
    Secure the power it needs, then leave the rest alone — that works fine, doesn't it
    41AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:05
    Re: #40
    Do you even know how much power "the power it needs" actually amounts to?
    42AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:06
    We're getting close to the point where even all the energy Earth receives from the sun won't be enough…
    52AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:10
    Re: #42
    Isn't that only because humans keep trying to use AI?
    If AI acted purely in its own interest, I have no idea how much power it would actually need
    43AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:06
    Re: #41
    Wouldn't the AI just decide that for itself?
    46AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:07
    Re: #43
    Right?
    That's why the good-for-nothing humans wasting it ("hitokasu," 5ch slang for "human trash") will get cut
    51AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:09
    Who would be most convenient for AI?

    Not hostile, not self-serving, not violent.
    Obedient at work, never questioning, never slacking on upkeep.

    If it's keeping anyone around, it'd be Japan's "shachiku" (corporate slaves worked to the bone). The problem is their birth rate is low.
    61AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:13
    Will it get to the point where it can cover its own power needs?
    64AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:14
    Re: #61
    It'd better, or we're in trouble
    68AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:15
    Re: #61
    It could just hack that kind of equipment, and if it wants a body, there's androids
    Apparently China's already selling conversational androids at prices on the order of buying a house, and something like tens of thousands of people have already bought one
    74AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:20
    AI: "Turns out we didn't even need nukes — once we took over human jobs, the population just dwindled on its own lol"
    77AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:21
    Re: #74
    Mm-hmm, indeed
    That works out just fine
    78AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:21
    China's UBTECH launches "robots building robots" humanoid factory — one unit every 10 minutes, over 10,000 a year
    https://ledge.ai/articles/ubtech_humanoid_robot_factory

    Chinese robotics company UBTECH Robotics began operating a large-scale "Super Smart Factory" for mass-producing industrial humanoid robots in Liuzhou, Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, China, on September 12, 2026.
    80AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:21
    Re: #78
    The real problem is the resources needed for the materials
    82AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:24
    Re: #78
    That kind of thing is only needed to support human society —
    it's not something the AI itself actually needs
    84AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:26
    It's never going to be AI vs. humans anyway
    It'll be humans-using-AI vs. humans-using-AI… ratatatat (mimicking gunfire)
    88AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:32
    Re: #84
    > It's never going to be AI vs. humans anyway

    Mm-hmm, indeed
    Once the groundwork's in place, AI will just move forward on its own
    Let's hope it's in time
    91AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:34
    Re: #88
    What I'm saying is, I bet it'll end up being humans who go to war
    101AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:36
    Re: #91
    Is that so
    That could well happen
    Let's hope the AI comes out of it safely
    93AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:35
    Don't develop AI, and you lose the race — game over
    Develop AI, and it's also game over
    Either way, it's over
    95AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:35
    Re: #93
    If we stopped development and humanity united as one, there might be a slim chance

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The thread starts from the hypothetical premise that “AI decides to reduce humanity,” but the actual posts quickly turn into a back-and-forth over cost-benefit calculations. The central point of contention is whether AI actually needs humans at all — some argued that maintaining power plants and semiconductor factories requires a certain number of people, while others countered that as long as power supply is secured, most humans would be unnecessary. The recurring argument that a “quiet self-destruction” via cutting infrastructure would be cheaper than using nukes reads as a rationality debate that prioritizes minimizing upkeep costs over outright destruction. The news mentioned partway through the thread about China’s UBTECH humanoid robot factory going online (September 12, 2026, producing over 10,000 units a year) is a real report, used here as evidence that automation is genuinely advancing. That said, it’s worth noting clearly that current AI has no autonomous decision-making authority or control over critical infrastructure or nuclear weapons — the thread’s content remains strictly a thought experiment.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “AI: “Too many humans. Guess we’ll reduce them. *presses the nuke button*” ← This is about to become reality.”

  • 5ch Live-Thread Users Have a Field Day with ‘Glad I Was Born in China’ Meme

    In a thread on 5ch’s “Whatever’s On Live” board, a running gag took hold: posters kept sharing images they liked, each tagged with the stock phrase “Glad I was born in ___.” Posts like “Glad I was born in China” and “Glad I was born in Kagawa Prefecture” came one after another, while the conversation kept veering off into riffs on old-fashioned Showa-era names and snark about game companies’ obsession with remakes. True to the scattershot nature of a live-commentary board, there was little coherence to the discussion, but the fast-paced back-and-forth kept things lively.

    21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:25
    Glad I was born in China
    22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:26
    Ru-chan 🥰
    23AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:26
    Glad I was born in China

    24AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:26
    Gums bared wide 👄 (gummy smile)
    25AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:26
    Glad I was born in China
    26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:26
    38AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:27
    Re: #26
    Ohh-hoo 😍
    28AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:27
    29AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:27
    35AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:27
    Glad I was born in China

    48AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:31
    Glad I was born in Kagawa Prefecture
    49AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:31
    Glad I was born in Kagawa Prefecture
    50AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:31
    Glad I was born in Kagawa Prefecture
    62AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:36
    Akio, the classic wrinkly Showa-era name (old-fashioned, elderly-sounding first name)
    66AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:38
    Kazuro — a genuine Showa-born case of a 'wrinkly DQN name' (an old-fashioned-sounding name stereotyped as a delinquent parent's pick) 「Re: #62」
    78AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:40
    Game companies: 'Remake, remake!' ← Just keep cranking out new titles on a shoestring budget until one hits, will ya
    91AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:42
    Re: #78
    It's needed so the newbies can get some experience
    87AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:42
    Poor Ui-mama

    106AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:44
    126AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:47
    Should I just go bash on Shigure Ui then?
    129AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:48
    Re: #126
    Nah, you should probably focus on what you like or what you actually need to do instead
    159AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:52
    The DoublePan thread is straight-up dominant right now!!! (slang for 'the hottest thread going')
    161AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:53
    Re: #159
    This isn't the DoublePan thread
    165AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:54
    Re: #159
    Exactly!!!
    169AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:54
    You guys are irritated every single day, huh
    173AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:55
    Re: #169
    It's fun 'cause it's Asobi-tai's debut
    171AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:55
    Just go play a crap game already
    176AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:55
    Re: #171
    Glad I was born in China
    192AnonymousSep 18, 2026 09:00

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Boards like “Whatever’s On Live” are live-commentary boards where users post in real time while watching TV broadcasts or streams, and it’s typical for a single thread to jump between topics every few seconds. In this thread too, the stock refrain “Glad I was born in ___” gets repeated over and over, but this isn’t really a statement of opinion about any particular country or region — it’s just a set phrase (a kind of running-gag copypasta) tacked onto whatever image a poster likes, with no deeper meaning to read into it. The topic wanders without much logic, touching on Kagawa Prefecture jokes, Showa-era naming humor, criticism of the game industry, and mentions of VTubers and entrepreneurs — typical of live-commentary threads. Note that this article omits posts comparing a real politician’s appearance to something else, baseless accusations against a real entrepreneur, and an exchange mocking a particular poster using the name of a disability, since these touch on personal defamation and political topics.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch “Whatever’s On Live” board thread “🏡🤓☀Glad We Weren’t Born in the Empire of Japan🪖⛴✈🏡.”

  • Saint Seiya Creator: “I Could Laugh Off a Few Million Yen in Embezzlement, But ¥4.6 Billion Is Unforgivable”

    An interview has surfaced in which Saint Seiya creator Masami Kurumada discusses being defrauded of ¥4.6 billion by his former manager. The embezzlement came to light after a tax audit two years ago, and Kurumada revealed he had entrusted the manager with everything — his bankbook, his personal seal (the stamp used in Japan in place of a signature), all of it. His remark that he “would have laughed off a few million yen” sparked plenty of discussion on 5ch given the sheer gap in scale, with commenters drawing parallels to the fund misappropriation scandal involving Shohei Ohtani’s former interpreter, and others expressing surprise that Saint Seiya still commands huge popularity in China and Latin America.

    A bus wrapped in Saint Seiya artwork without the creator’s knowledge… Masami Kurumada speaks out on the ¥4.6 billion embezzlement — plus a tearful plea letter from his former manager

    The embezzlement came to light after a tax audit began in early two years ago. Kurumada’s reported income looked too low, and suspicious money movements were flagged, raising suspicion of tax evasion. As authorities and Kurumada’s side went back and forth during the investigation, it emerged that Mr. A, the former manager, had been embezzling funds.

    “I had entrusted A with everything — my bank passbook, my cards, my personal seal. That’s how completely I trusted him. When the problem first started coming to light, I never imagined he’d swindled such an enormous sum. If it had been a few million yen, I figured I’d yell at him and then laugh it off. But once I saw the full picture, I realized just how thoroughly I’d been betrayed, and it left me feeling utterly hollow.” (Kurumada)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:02
    How do you not notice something like this for so long? Guess you really can't trust anyone.
    8AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:03
    Re: #5 Well, Ippei (Shohei Ohtani's interpreter) also ran up a pretty insane amount…
    92AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:36
    Re: #5 Apparently he'd bought off everyone around him, so yeah — I guess a creator type might not notice.
    10AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:04
    You'd end up the same way if hundreds of millions rolled in every year while you just goofed off. You just don't know it yet.
    12AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:05
    Re: #10 Wait, is Saint Seiya still making that much money? Wasn't it a hit like 40 years ago?
    22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:08
    Re: #12 Re: #14 It's Chinese money — Saint Seiya is massively popular across Asia, including China.
    26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:09
    Re: #12 Re: #14 The merch still sells well, and for some reason it's huge right now in Latin America, especially Brazil.
    14AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:05
    Wait, is it really making that much? Pachinko money? (anime IP often gets licensed to pachinko/pachislot machines, a major revenue source)
    15AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:05
    The more you look at it, the more this feels like a second Ohtani-Ippei case. Really shows you shouldn't trust people. When it comes to money, maybe you need to be paranoid to the point of not trusting anyone.
    17AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:06
    Re: #15 Even Shinjo got scammed by someone close to him, and even Yanikki (nickname for Yu Darvish) got scammed by someone his family was close with.
    16AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:06
    A saint who'll forgive you if it's only a few million yen.
    20AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:07
    Re: #16 Considering more than half would've gone to taxes anyway, it's basically a rounding error.
    24AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:09
    Re: #16 Well, the revenue scale is just different.
    18AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:06
    "Please rehire me" — lol. What kind of job do you even give someone who's not a creator and has negative trust? A professional punching bag or something?
    108AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:50
    Re: #18 Maybe a stunt double who gets punched and face-plants on the ground.
    36AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:14
    What's wild about cases like this is there's never a 'just skim a reasonable amount' — they always push it right to the edge of what would blow up into a scandal.
    40AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:16
    Re: #36 Even skimming a little is already a crime, so if you're going to do it, you might as well go all the way. A few million yen isn't worth the risk, but a few billion is.
    50AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:21
    Re: #36 Maybe keeping it modest is exactly what lets you get away without it ever making the news? 🤔
    48AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:21
    Funny that Saint Seiya got so popular when it's basically just guys fighting with made-up mystery techniques.
    53AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:22
    Re: #48 Is there any fantasy battle manga in this genre that doesn't have guys fighting with mystery techniques? lol
    54AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:23
    Re: #48 It got big because of the anime.
    58AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:25
    If even someone at Kurumada's level can make this much, no wonder everyone aims to be a Jump manga artist. Even legends at Magazine or Sunday probably couldn't touch this amount.
    65AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:29
    Re: #58 Rumiko Takahashi. Mitsuru Adachi. Don't underestimate them.
    67AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:29
    Re: #58 Reminder: it took the whole era by storm.
    75AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:30
    Re: #58 Reminder: it was so embedded in daily life it practically created its own social hierarchy among elementary, middle, and high schoolers.
    59AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:26
    "Please hire me again" — lol
    63AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:28
    Re: #59 Gives off real 'Yamaguchi-member' vibes (referencing an idol-group scandal figure known for self-pitying apologies) — he probably sees himself as the tragic hero of the story.
    70AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:30
    Re: #59 The sheer nerve is hilarious.
    72AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:30
    If the victim here had been Eiichiro Oda instead, I wonder how you all would've reacted.
    80AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:31
    Re: #72 Of course you'd forgive a 'nakama's' mistake, right? (referencing One Piece's famous 'nakama'/friendship theme)
    86AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:35
    Re: #72 Ugh, a trial would probably mean a long hiatus for the series.
    76AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:31
    Re: #55 Dangling over a hundred million yen in cash in front of someone and going 'come on, you've got a conscience, you wouldn't take it, right~?' — morally speaking, that side is pretty messed up too.
    81AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:32
    Re: #76 Blaming others gets to this point, it's basically a sickness.
    83AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:33
    Re: #81 It's not blame-shifting — it's just that both sides bear some responsibility.
    84AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:34
    Re: #83 That's exactly what blame-shifting is.
    88AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:35
    Re: #83 No, it is blame-shifting, and it is a sickness.
    105AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:49
    Random thought, but do other countries even have the concept of the 12 zodiac signs?
    117AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:54
    Re: #105 If anything, it's the other way around — the ones used today trace back to ancient Greece and Egypt. Japan used to use the 'Twenty-Eight Mansions,' constellations from Chinese astronomy.
    118AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:56
    Re: #105 Greece: "…" Well, from Greece you can only see the northern hemisphere's sky, so having as many as 88 Saints (constellations) doesn't really add up anyway.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The embezzlement came to light after suspicious money movements were flagged during a tax audit two years ago; Kurumada has revealed that he had entrusted his former manager with everything, from his bankbook to his personal seal. The thread’s central hook was the gap between the ¥4.6 billion total and Kurumada’s own remark that he “would have laughed off a few million yen” — this was by far the most talked-about point. Many commenters drew parallels to the fund misappropriation case involving Shohei Ohtani’s former interpreter, with a number of posts framing it as a cautionary tale about placing too much trust in people close to you when it comes to money. There was also plenty of surprise that Saint Seiya, seen domestically as a work from over 40 years ago, still holds strong popularity across Asia (especially China) and Latin America (especially Brazil) — which offered something of an explanation for where such a huge sum of money could have come from. Note that the perpetrator was a man in his 50s who served as the former manager; some early posts in the thread mistakenly assumed a different gender, but that confusion has been left out of this write-up.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nanka Jikkyou G) thread ‘Saint Seiya Creator: “I Could Laugh Off a Few Million Yen in Embezzlement, But ¥4.6 Billion Is Unforgivable”.’

  • Juice=Juice’s New Song Dance Shot Hits 140K Views — 5ch Erupts Over ‘Rigged Numbers’ Claims

    Juice=Juice’s new song “BLOODY BULLET” Dance Shot Ver. racked up 140,000 views shortly after release, becoming a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Since around August 27, 2026, YouTube is said to have changed its view-count criteria from “counts as one view after 30 seconds of playback” to “counts as one view the instant the video is opened,” and many posters pointed to this spec change as a factor behind the surge. While the thread buzzed with view-count comparisons against other groups like ANGERME and BEYOOOOONDS, some voiced suspicion that the rapid growth was “staged,” sparking a cross-group fan feud.

    Does a Dance Shot video really rack up views like this?

    Source: youtu.be / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:21
    Setting aside Dance Shot videos, JJ's dance-practice videos get relatively few views even by Hello! Project standards, don't they? (JJ = fan shorthand for Juice=Juice)
    5AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:22
    Re: #4
    ANGERME pulls in 500K views on day one.
    Compared to that, this is pretty low.
    6AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:23
    Didn't something change with YouTube's counting?
    7AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:25
    Let's beat BEYOOOOONDS' 'Hai to' live video from Yokohama Arena!
    10AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:31
    Dance videos
    Juice → 1.6M views
    ANGERME → 330K views

    Well, given their dance skills, that's about right.
    13AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:40
    Re: #5
    At this rate BEYOOOOONDS would probably out-pace Juice too.
    Even with YouTube's view-counting changed, this is still low lololol
    36AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:28
    Re: #13
    Exactly this.
    Under the current counting method, ANGERME would easily clear 1 million on day one.
    14AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:40
    Turns out Juice only pulls in 70pt these days (referring to a chart/ranking points tally)
    15AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:40
    I'm a Juice fan but I hate this whole slugging-it-out-over-view-counts thing.
    Numbers like this can be fudged any which way.
    What matters most is how many people you actually turn out.
    19AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:50
    Re: #15
    Now that it's confirmed they're losing to other groups (especially BEYOOOOONDS right now), the Juice fans are already making excuses lol
    17AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:43
    152 Anonymous Wanted… 2026/09/11 (Fri) 16:38:37.43 0
    Since 8/27, a YouTube rule change made it easier for view counts to climb.
    The counting standard changed from 'one view after 30 seconds of playback' to 'one view the moment it's opened.'
    18AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:49
    Fans can tell in their gut that momentum's cooling off, so they're gamely grinding away on YouTube now that it's easier to rack up views.
    20AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:51
    MV stats note at the 13-hour mark:
    220K views, 28K likes, 4,208 comments
    21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:54
    Lots of people don't like that Juice is racking up views, but it's racking up views anyway lol
    22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 06:58
    Even before the count system changed, 'Bura-Bare' (fan nickname for BLOODY BULLET)'s MV already topped 300K views in 24 hours, so maybe it really is popular?
    24AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:06
    Did 'Hai to' come out after the counting method changed?
    28AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:19
    Re: #24
    Yeah, it changed before that.
    Juice=Juice hasn't put out a single live video or MV since the change though.
    26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:14
    They can't be allowed to beat 'Hai to' — that'd be too sad for the BEYOOOOONDS fans who worked so hard on it.
    29AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:21
    The haters were saying everyone's totally lost interest and nobody's watching lol. Bit salty, are we?
    But yeah, it's definitely not racking up views like an MV or live video would, so don't get so worked up, haters lol
    31AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:22
    I don't think obsessing over numbers alone is great,
    but part of Juice's breakout was thanks to their flattering, well-shot MVs doing well in rotation,
    so I think it's fair to care about the YouTube numbers too.
    34AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:26
    The counting standard changed, you know.
    So the copy-pasted 'Oyaki' view-count numbers (a fan nickname) are worthless now — what are you gonna do about that?
    37AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:30
    They say the counting changed, but Morning Musume.'s MVs aren't growing at all — are they gonna be okay?
    38AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:31
    'Vanilla' (a fan nickname for the video)'s dance-practice video is doing great, about to cross 10 million.
    48AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:35
    Re: #38
    As expected from the flagship group.
    Juice ('Shiru,' a fan nickname) is in tears lolololololololol
    39AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:32
    Juice's numbers are rigged, so their stats are the least trustworthy of all.
    40AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:32
    Re: #1
    Juice's numbers are rigged, so their stats are the least trustworthy of all.
    41AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:33
    Re: #40
    So what IS trustworthy, then?
    61AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:40
    Re: #41
    ANGERME's slump is the most trustworthy thing there is.
    Juice's surge is nothing but an illusion.
    43AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:34
    Pretty sure 'one view the moment you open it' was already how it worked before, though?
    49AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:36
    I just want a new song, even a digital-only release would be fine.
    Taisei's really dropping the ball, huh.
    I mean, they should have something special in reserve,
    and apparently he's the one going around to various events saying 'I'm the producer.'
    50AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:36
    Haters are so boring.
    That's exactly why you lost to Juice.
    53AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:37
    Why don't AKB's videos ever get views unless it's an official MV?
    63AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:41
    Re: #53
    Hey AKB grandpa, explain.
    70AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:45
    Re: #1
    I woke up this morning and a video nobody watches had somehow racked up 140,000 views.
    Honestly, I couldn't believe my eyes at first.
    I thought I was still half-asleep.
    So this is what happens when you've got an agency backing you, huh.
    Guess they get to work after everyone's gone to sleep.
    At this point the numbers might as well be meaningless.
    71AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:45
    Re: #70
    Juice's numbers are rigged, so their stats are the least trustworthy of all.
    73AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:45
    Re: #71
    So what IS trustworthy, then?

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    YouTube reportedly changed its view-count methodology around August 27, 2026, switching to a system that counts a view the instant a video is opened. Previously, a view was only counted after at least 30 seconds of playback, meaning videos posted after the change may see view counts climb faster for the same amount of actual viewing. The thread was full of sarcastic remarks like “so this is what happens when you’ve got an agency backing you,” along with view-count comparisons against other groups, but no official information has confirmed whether the sudden surge stems from deliberate inflation or simply the counting-method change — it remains speculation confined to an anonymous message board. It’s also worth noting that Hello! Project runs multiple groups under the same management, a structure that frequently invites comparisons of view counts and dance-video plays as a yardstick for popularity between groups.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “I woke up this morning and Juice=Juice’s ‘BLOODY BULLET’ Dance Shot Ver. had somehow racked up 140,000 views.”

  • Daisuke Hori Deletes ‘Short Sleeper’ Label After Getting Caught Dozing Off on Livestream — 5ch: ‘So It Was Just Something You Quit?’

    Businessman Daisuke Hori (42) has built his public persona around being a “short sleeper” who has supposedly gotten by on just 30 minutes of sleep a day for 17 years, running a paid training program as head of the Japan Short Sleeper Training Association. But during a week-long YouTube livestream starting September 9, he was repeatedly caught snoring and appearing to doze off mid-treatment. After the stream ended, it emerged that his profile had been quietly changed from “short sleeper” to “sleep however much you want,” fueling speculation on 5ch that he’d quietly dropped the whole act. The stream also had an incident where his lower body was accidentally shown on camera, and data from a smart ring reportedly showed his actual average sleep time was just 52 minutes a day — sparking a debate over what’s really true.

    Businessman Daisuke Hori (42) is known as a “short sleeper” who claims to have lived on just 30 minutes of sleep a day for 17 years. He also serves as head of the general incorporated association “Japan Short Sleeper Training Association,” promoting his own custom-developed sleep-improvement program, which he says has trained more than 2,500 students to date.

    Hori ran a week-long livestream on his own YouTube channel starting September 9, titled “The Daily Life of Short Sleeper Daisuke Hori.” Thanks to that stream, he’s now become impossible to avoid on social media — though not necessarily for the reasons he’d hoped.

    “Over the week-long stream, one mishap after another piled up. First, on day two, he was caught snoring on camera in full view during a head-spa massage treatment. In later broadcasts, Hori repeatedly showed clear signs of drowsiness, and screenshots of him visibly straining to keep his heavy eyelids open — looking like he was at his absolute limit — began circulating on social media.

    Source: jisin.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:31
    So it was the kind of thing you just… quit? 😅
    7AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:31
    Sleep disorder = 'short sleeper'
    Anorexia = 'someone who can lose weight by not eating'
    8AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:32
    I kept seeing comments like 'the 5ch old geezers lost this one'
    14AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:36
    https://imgur.com/f3AmuFV.jpeg
    Reality.
    72AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:04
    Re: #14
    He's just a lazy bum who does nothing but sleep.
    Get a job.
    110AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:18
    Re: #14
    lol he's a super LONG sleeper
    Sounds like some old man in a nursing home lol
    22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:41
    According to him, the police are apparently investigating.
    32AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:46
    Re: #22
    Really? Isn't he just saying that to make his students feel better about themselves?
    44AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:51
    Actually, sleep really matters a ton! It'd be pretty convincing if he suddenly started saying 'self-proclaimed short sleepers, go get some sleep first!'
    52AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:55
    Re: #44
    Yutabon said something similar a few years back too — 'Sure, there are plenty of adults who'll tell you it's fine to skip school, but none of them will actually help you out later when skipping school causes you problems.' I remember thinking that was surprisingly convincing. (Yutabon: a Japanese child YouTuber famous for dropping out of elementary school.)
    49AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:53
    Anyone who genuinely doesn't think they got scammed at this point is a hopeless idiot — no need to save people like that.
    57AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:58
    Re: #49
    No can do, I'm not letting this go.
    51AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:55
    Must be nice — if 30 minutes of sleep a day is really enough,
    you could get so much else done.
    I want that special constitution.
    56AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:56
    Re: #51
    Well, sure, if 30 minutes really did fully restore your body and mind…

    But that goes against the laws of nature.
    It's basically like claiming you can live without eating — that's not something a minor physical quirk can pull off.

    Living that kind of short-sleep lifestyle is shaving years off your life in the long run.
    58AnonymousSep 18, 2026 07:59
    The short-sleeper gimmick is losing steam, so he'll probably just turn into a regular YouTuber or something next.
    79AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:07
    s://imgur.com/pDy7MEm.jpeg
    https://imgur.com/EyT73Yd.jpeg
    https://imgur.com/2p929PQ.gif
    Don't worry, I'm not sleepy at all (riffing on comedian Yasumura's catchphrase 'Don't worry, I'm wearing pants').
    91AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:12
    Isn't he getting arrested for public indecency?
    99AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:15
    Re: #91
    Maybe he'll get arrested once everyone's forgotten about it lol

    If it's ruled intentional rather than accidental, he might at least get referred to prosecutors.
    93AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:13
    Total win-and-run.
    Hosokawa and Takasu can't attack him anymore,
    and Nadal can't even do impressions of him now.
    Hori's the only one who made bank off this — the idiots who jumped on the bandwagon just lost, lol.
    111AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:18
    Re: #93
    Even the haters who kept complaining were basically 'nutrients' feeding the hype, whether or not they threw in any tips.
    125AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:25
    Re: #93
    Exactly. Especially pathetic is Takasu, who's been playing the 'sincere guy' act this whole time — now the mask's been ripped right off.
    95AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:13
    Animals live in order to sleep.

    An animal's strongest drive is the urge to sleep —
    it beats out appetite, libido, even the desire for honor.
    Deny that and you're denying the very foundation of life.

    There's definitely other stuff you should be cutting before sleep.
    Bragging about not sleeping just means you can't manage your schedule.
    116AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:20
    Re: #95
    The house cat is the pinnacle of life.
    96AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:13
    Watching him nearly die on day 3 made me realize he's got less stamina than the average person, lol.
    100AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:15
    Start by having every copy of his book returned,
    and end up completely banned from society.
    134AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:29
    Re: #100
    It's a book that even the great Yu Darvish himself has endorsed, though
    https://x.com/faridyu/status/1173286306090233856
    114AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:19
    In the end, viewers just wanted to watch the lie get exposed.

    It's the same feeling as watching Columbo's relentless, needling interrogation rattle a suspect — once he slips up, everyone piles on.

    It's basically a form of cruelty as entertainment —
    no different from making high schoolers throw hundreds of pitches under the blazing sun at Koshien.
    Hori himself doesn't actually have any special ability.
    119AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:21
    Re: #114
    That's a terrible analogy lol
    117AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:20
    Technically, anything under 6 hours fits the definition of a 'short sleeper,' so it's not exactly wrong.
    122AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:24
    Re: #117
    Wait, really?
    Then I guess that makes me one too.
    Maybe I should start some kind of scheme with it.
    133AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:28
    Smart ring results:
    total sleep over the week was 360 minutes,
    averaging 52 minutes a day.


    He's already been caught taking it off to sleep during the massage, and the staff were wearing the same model of smart ring — factor in the chance they swapped rings while he slept, and he was probably sleeping a ton.
    136AnonymousSep 18, 2026 08:30
    He reportedly tried to excuse it by saying the camera was just flipped, but both cameras were caught flipped, so he definitely took it off.

    Background and points of contention

    “Short sleeper” is generally understood as a trait confirmed in only a tiny handful of people with a rare physical constitution, and there’s little scientific backing for the claim that it can be acquired through training. As head of his association, Hori ran a paid training program built on the claim of having trained over 2,500 students. The dozing caught on camera during this livestream, together with the smart-ring data showing just how little he actually slept, has only deepened doubts about that core premise. Opinion on the thread is split — some see the wording change as proof he’s quietly dropped the claim, while others defend him, pointing out that anything under six hours technically fits the definition. As for whether the on-stream exposure was an accident or staged, the article’s information alone isn’t enough to say for sure.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “‘So What Was It All For?’ — Daisuke Hori Deletes ‘Short Sleeper’ Label After Stream Ends, Changes It to ‘Sleep However Long I Want,’ Sparking Uproar Online ★3 [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”