Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Ayumi Hamasaki, 48, Draws 130,000 Fans for Her 2026 Tour — Fans Call It ‘Unheard of for a Solo Act’

    Ayumi Hamasaki, born October 2, 1978, is now 48 years old. Her 2026 tour, “ayumi hamasaki JAPAN TOUR 2026 A -Scapegoat-,” runs from April 8 to November 27 across 30 shows, drawing an estimated 110,000 fans. Add roughly 26,000 more from her year-end countdown shows on December 30-31 at the National Yoyogi Stadium First Gymnasium, and her total attendance for the year comes to around 130,000. The thread was kicked off by placing that number alongside 2026 attendance figures for Nogizaka46 (500,000), NiziU (240,000), and Equal Love (220,000), asking whether it’s a lot or a little — and opinion split over how to judge that scale of attendance for a 48-year-old solo artist.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    Nogizaka46 2026 attendance → 500,000
    NiziU 2026 attendance → 240,000
    Equal Love 2026 attendance → 220,000
    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:10
    Whoa, I thought she was younger than me — turns out Hamaayu's the same age
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:11
    Re: #2
    Born October 2, 1978 — she's 48
    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:10
    Re: #1
    ayumi hamasaki JAPAN TOUR 2026 A -Scapegoat- (April 8 – November 27, 2026): 30 shows, 110,000 total

    • Year-end countdown live (Dec 30-31, National Yoyogi Stadium First Gymnasium): approx. 26,000 over 2 days
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:16
    That's insanely impressive
    A regular 50-year-old is already falling apart head to toe by now
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:17
    Impressive that a solo woman can pull numbers like this at 50
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:19
    That's a lot, as expected
    At that age most artists would've switched from ticket volume to dinner shows charging ¥100,000 a head
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:22
    Genuinely impressive
    That's on par with idol groups considered 'successful' these days
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:22
    AKB's really lost steam too
    Welcome to the Morning Musume tier, Hamasaki
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:24
    Hamaayu was genuinely gorgeous back in her prime
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:27
    Re: #15
    She's still gorgeous now too 🩷
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:26
    lol no matter how many times I see this 'Behouzai Nofu' line it's hilarious (seems to reference some separately posted image/text)
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:26
    [The Crocodile and the Shampoo] Momoiro Clover Z Undercover Agent Thread #12183 [The Case of It Hitting Hard for a First-Timer] [Unauthorized reposting prohibited] 2ch.net

    Apparently it 'hit hard' for a first-timer, lol
    Good for them
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:32
    You still occasionally see kei cars driving around with Ayumi Hamasaki stickers on them
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    Re: #1
    How many venues is that even
    Hello! Project acts play halls, so the average per-show attendance works out to around 3,000
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:38
    Re: #21
    Re: #1
    ayumi hamasaki JAPAN TOUR 2026 A -Scapegoat- (April 8 – November 27, 2026): 30 shows, 110,000 total

    • Year-end countdown live (Dec 30-31, National Yoyogi Stadium First Gymnasium): approx. 26,000 over 2 days
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    The point is, how many female singers/idols near 50 could ever pull this off
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:37
    Misato Watanabe is doing Seibu Dome again after a long gap — wonder how many tickets she'll actually sell
    28AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:41
    Re: #23
    Checked Pia (the ticket site) and only the most expensive seats are left
    Isn't it usually the opposite?
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:40
    I assumed this was an arena tour, but it's actually a hall tour
    Her popularity's clearly slipping
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:41
    Re: #26
    Well, obviously
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:43
    How many solo female singers are still doing arena tours 20 years past their peak?
    Probably just Yumi Matsutoya (Yuming)?
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:57
    Re: #29
    Among female idol singers, before or since, pretty much only Seiko Matsuda comes close
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:46
    Women's popularity just nosedives with age, yeah
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:47
    People who lump solo acts and groups together —
    do they think being in a group is some kind of disadvantage?
    No solo spinoff has ever actually beaten the group's numbers anyway
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:52
    Re: #31
    Kanna Hashimoto could sell out a one-day Budokan show with a bottle of sake in hand
    She'd beat Rev. from DVL's entire year of attendance in a single night
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:48
    Even among young solo singers, only a handful can pull numbers like this
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:49
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    She was seriously incredible back in her younger days


    Of course she was
    At her peak she single-handedly outdid Morning Musume as a social phenomenon
    Just look at how many seats the old Morning Musume members could fill now
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:54
    MISIA still does an arena tour every single year
    Namie Amuro could probably pull off an arena tour anytime she wanted too
    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:01
    Re: #34
    No she couldn't
    Even popular TV comedians can't do it without riding a hit show's popularity
    42AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:05
    Re: #40
    Singing alone won't fill the Budokan
    But if Kanna Hashimoto performed dead drunk, that would do it
    Obviously she'd call up friends like Minami Hamabe too and throw in a mahjong tournament
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:10
    Re: #41
    Aya Matsuura's popularity has really tanked
    A Kanto-area live house is probably her ceiling now
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:19
    Re: #47
    That's not true, I'd totally go
    The setlist would be packed with hit singles so it'd be a blast for sure, and all the old-school Ayaya otaku would turn out in force
    No doubt there'd be nostalgic tears
    48AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:12


    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:20
    Even Ayaya at her peak could barely manage arenas (single shows, not tours) and was mostly stuck doing halls
    Her CD sales topped out at 200,000 copies and she never hit #1 on the Oricon chart
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    Re: #56
    Ayaya topped the 2004 commercial-likability rankings
    That's kind of like Kazuhiro Kiyohara — never won a title on the field, but still topped the salary rankings; impressive in its own way
    Even Oasis, while still active in 2006, could only fill the Yoyogi First Gymnasium on their Japan visit
    Then the 'first time in 16 years' buff kicked in and they sold out two nights at Tokyo Dome instantly
    If Ayaya tours again after 13 years away, she could land her first-ever solo Budokan show for the finale

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Ayumi Hamasaki’s 2026 tour “Scapegoat” runs from April 8 to November 27 across 30 shows, drawing a total of roughly 110,000 attendees. Add her December 30-31 countdown shows at the National Yoyogi Stadium First Gymnasium (about 26,000 over two days), and the combined total comes to 130,000 — the number the thread opened by simply placing alongside 2026 figures for Nogizaka46 (500,000), NiziU (240,000), and Equal Love (220,000), asking whether it counts as a lot or a little. However, these are “total attendance” figures spanning very different numbers of shows and venue sizes; as some commenters pointed out, a hall-centered tour like this one averages only around 3,000 attendees per show. That’s what makes it hard to compare a group’s combined attendance against a solo artist’s nationwide tour on the same scale. Opinion in the thread split between two readings of the number: that it’s “unprecedented for a 48-year-old solo artist to sustain this scale nationwide,” versus “compared to her peak, being limited to halls shows a decline in popularity.” Commenters brought up long-running female solo singers like Seiko Matsuda, Namie Amuro, and MISIA as points of comparison.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Ayumi Hamasaki, 48, Drew 130,000 for Her 2026 Live Attendance — Is That a Lot or a Little?“.

  • Kondo Masahiko Appears on NHK’s ‘Uta-Con’ — But Doesn’t Sing a Note Live: Music Shows’ ’80s Crutch’ Is Now the Norm

    When Kondo Masahiko appeared on NHK’s “Uta-Con,” it became a hot topic that he didn’t actually sing live — only a pre-recorded clip was shown. Recent music programs, like TV Asahi’s “Tonight’s Mega Sing-Along! Showa Hits Ranking Show” and NHK’s “SONGS” 80s special, increasingly lean on archival footage from the 1980s. Behind this, according to a TV industry insider, is the fact that “ratings drop whenever someone actually sings.” On 5ch, the thread sprawled into debate over which generation these nostalgia shows are really aimed at, jokes about Match’s (Kondo’s nickname) own singing ability, and the demand among older viewers for enka shows on BS (satellite) TV.

    Lately, TV music specials have been putting the spotlight squarely on the 1980s.

    On October 2, TV Asahi aired a special called “Tonight’s Mega Sing-Along! Showa Hits Ranking Show.” The day before, NHK’s “SONGS” ran an “80s Greatest Hits” feature, and on the 6th, NHK’s “Uta-Con” spotlighted the once-popular program “Let’s Go Young” from that era — even regular programming keeps leaning on the 80s. Why is that?

    “TV Asahi and NHK especially show this tendency. Commercial networks mostly chase the core ratings demographic of teens through people in their 40s, but TV Asahi also tries to capture household ratings that include viewers 50 and older. NHK runs on license fees, so it wants to appeal to the large population of viewers 50-plus — that’s probably why they keep covering this” (TV industry insider).

    Source: jisin.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:57
    "Pay back the money you owe me!" — if Akina Nakamori sang that line, ratings would shoot through the roof.
    108AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:42
    Re: #3
    At one of Akina's concerts, someone in the crowd shouted "Matchy!" and Akina smiled back with "One match, one house fire!" (a pun on his nickname, riffing on an old fire-safety slogan) — they used to banter like an officially sanctioned couple. So what happened…?
    Maybe Akina finally realized she was just his cash cow.
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:57
    If it's aimed at idiot kids who are satisfied just hearing the chorus, why not do it like the old "Yoru no Hit Studio" — have everyone sing just the chorus on that staircase set and keep rotating performers through?
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:59
    In the late '70s, the target audience was adults. Then in the '80s it suddenly shifted to elementary and middle schoolers. There's basically a whole decade-sized gap in who's actually nostalgic for this stuff. If they did a show with that same lineup ten years from now, I bet it'd get ratings — except by then they'd either be dead or too frail. Probably not something a show could pull off.
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:01
    Re: #7
    It started with "A Star Is Born" (Star Tanjo!).
    That show itself was basically a counter-movement against the polished, adult-run entertainment industry.
    91AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:35
    Re: #7
    The early '70s had the Mari Amachi boom, and the late '70s had the Pink Lady boom — both were huge with elementary school girls. Tons of merchandise came out and sold like crazy.
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:59
    The name's Maaatch~!
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:16
    Re: #8
    Would've been more fun if guys like Tsurutaro Kataoka or Nanbara had been on too.
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:02
    I wonder what the ratings are like for "NHK Nodo Jiman" (the amateur singing contest show).
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:06
    Re: #14
    Sun, Sep 27 '26: individual rating 2.7%, household rating 4.8%
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:06
    I mean, there's definitely demand for music shows — my grandparents, who are in their 70s and 80s, keep complaining there aren't any singing shows anymore these days. Enka programs have vanished from terrestrial TV, so old folks without BS (satellite) have nowhere to turn 😔
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:08
    Re: #21
    Artists aimed at young people have music videos, but older artists back in the day only had TV appearances to sing on. And even those old TV clips are locked up by the broadcasters — upload one to YouTube without permission and it just gets taken down.
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:14
    Re: #21
    Just watch CDTV then.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:20
    Re: #21
    Honestly, old folks should just cut ties with terrestrial TV, get them a satellite dish, and let them watch BS instead. BS TV Tokyo even has a slot owned by the Japan Kayo (Popular Song) Association that runs nostalgia hits every single day.
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:07
    Not as bad as today, but the '80s were kind of a dark age for music too.
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:10
    Re: #25
    Once you hit the '90s, that "oldness" suddenly disappears and it stops feeling nostalgic. I'd say the '70s-'80s were the interesting era. And even within the '80s, the first half and second half are totally different.
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:09
    Honestly, I just want to see the old footage — I don't particularly want to see Matchy sing live.
    36AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:11
    Re: #31
    Lol, Matchy is the worst person alive at singing Matchy's own songs. The songs themselves are great though — peak Tsutsumi Kyohei (the composer). Better to just have cover artists do them.
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:14
    Re: #31
    Toshihiko Tahara has actually been popping up on BS enka shows lately and singing. He was even saying things like "Big bro, I'm counting on you!" to Hiroshi Itsuki — got noticeably humbler 😊
    45AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:14
    On Music Station, Aimyon almost always sings the full song. She's clearly getting special treatment.
    48AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:15
    Re: #45
    That's because ratings don't drop when Aimyon sings.
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:15
    They should just have young idols who can actually sing cover the old classics. It lines up perfectly: agencies wanting more exposure for their talent, and NHK wanting to avoid paying big fees. There's no shortage of nostalgic songs — "Tokyo Lullaby," "Silhouette Romance," "Gin Gira Gin ni Sarigenaku," "Kaze Tachinu," "Saraba Siberia Tetsudo"… take your pick.
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:18
    Re: #47
    Do that and it'll just highlight how bad a singer Matchy is. Have some mercy.
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:16
    There's demand for '80s songs right now, but what happens by around 2050? There won't be much footage from the 2020s to fall back on.
    83AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:33
    Re: #52
    Nobody's thinking that far ahead. The networks probably figure it only needs to hold up while they're still around. Who even knows if TV stations will still exist by then anyway.
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:23
    Every time I watch one of these Showa-era nostalgia shows, I think the same thing: I wish a nostalgia show would hurry up and arrive for the era I actually watched the most TV music shows — 1995-1996, when I was in 5th/6th grade — endlessly replaying old clips of Mr. Children, Spitz, Amuro Namie, globe, The Yellow Monkey, Judy and Mary, SMAP, Ozawa Kenji ("Ozaken"), and Okuda Tamio.

    But honestly, after the Showa nostalgia era, it's probably not going to jump straight to the Mr. Children/Amuro era — there'll likely be a few nostalgia eras before that, like The Blue Hearts or some guy named "Boy." So the nostalgia show that hits dead center for my generation is probably still a good 20 years away, and thinking about that is depressing. I'm 42 now, so I guess I won't get to see it until I'm around 60, lol.
    74AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    Re: #67
    These NHK/TV Asahi shows aimed at older viewers stick to the Showa era, sure, but the archival footage on youth-oriented shows like CDTV or Music Station is almost all 90s-2000s.

    If anything, Showa-era footage only shows up on shows specifically targeting old folks.
    87AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:34
    Re: #67
    Unless an artist's TV appearances are rare, artists from that era already have music videos you can watch on YouTube. The only tough cases are old Johnny's acts, SMAP included.
    90AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:35
    Re: #67
    Why insist it has to be on TV specifically? Honestly, if you dig through YouTube, a lot of it's already there.
    72AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:27
    "Pop Jam" was shot in HD back in the '90s, so there's a ton of footage that looks like some kind of anachronistic artifact — I'd love a special on that instead.
    88AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:34
    Re: #72
    NHK's Saturday night show "The Greatest Hits" airs HD footage from '90s music programs, and it looks amazingly clean. It doesn't feel like it's 30 years old at all — totally messes with your sense of time.
    94AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:36
    Re: #72
    There's actually already a show called "The Greatest Hits." It covers more than just Pop Jam. Last time it featured Yumiko Takahashi, Arisa Mizuki, and Riho Makise.
    77AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:30
    Well, of course. Who actually wants to hear Matchy or Iyo (Matsumoto Iyo) sing?
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:33
    Re: #77
    I don't even get why Matchy was popular. As for Matsumoto Iyo, my only impression is that she was funny purely because Shimura from The Drifters gave her such a hard time.
    113AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:46
    "As a general trend, the numbers drop whenever a song is actually being performed. Viewers have no intention of sitting through a full song — in the 3 to 4 minutes it takes, they'll just change the channel."


    This is exactly it. Ratings tank the moment it's singing time, so shows end up being nothing but talk segments.
    116AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:47
    Re: #113
    Yeah, it's all rankings now. Which honestly shouldn't even be necessary.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Behind the networks’ repeated 80s specials lies the underlying structure of TV ratings. According to an industry insider, viewers who’ve lost the habit of sitting through an entire song tend to change the channel the moment singing starts, dragging the numbers down. Because NHK relies on license-fee revenue, it places heavy emphasis on appealing to viewers 50 and older, and commercial networks chasing household ratings tend to fall into the same pattern. The thread split over how to treat material from different eras: some argued that since artists from the 1990s onward already have music videos preserved on YouTube, there’s little point airing them on TV, while others countered that for generations like the old Johnny’s acts — whose only surviving footage is from TV appearances — that material is precious precisely because nothing else exists. The question of whether today’s 2020s footage will become material for future nostalgia shows also came up, though some pointed out that networks likely aren’t making production decisions with that distant a future in mind.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “[TV] Kondo Masahiko Appears on “Uta-Con” But Doesn’t Sing Live… Behind Every Network’s Nonstop ’80s Archival Footage Lies a “Serious Flight from Music Programming” [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • Elf Image Dump Takes Over VIP Thread — 5ch: ‘Those Lips Are Sexy!’

    A thread titled “Sexy Elves wwww” went up on 5ch’s News VIP board, and after the original poster shared an illustration-style elf image, other users kept piling on with more images of their own. Some pushed for Hololive’s “Lamy-chan” with comments like “if we’re talking elves, it’s gotta be Lamy-chan,” while others pointed out oddities in the artwork, such as “that girl’s left hand structure.” The thread ultimately drew over 40 replies, with chatter spreading out around the image-sharing.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:18
    ps://i.imgur.com/8tBfgOe.jpeg
    🙄
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:21
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:22
    Re: #9

    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:23
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:27
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:29
    Re: #16
    If you're going to line up dolls there, throw in a Special Grade Cursed Object too (Jujutsu Kaisen reference)
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:30
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:30
    Of course it's fun, you moron
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:31
    Re: #23

    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:31
    28AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:32
    Re: #27

    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:35
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:56
    Re: #32
    That girl's left hand… what is that structure 🤮
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:36
    36AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:39
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:42
    If you say 'elf,' it's gotta be Lamy-chan! (Hololive)
    38AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:42
    Re: #37

    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:45
    Re: #1
    She's cute.
    What character is that?
    41AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:46
    Re: #40

    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:47
    Re: #41
    Probably some mobile gacha game.
    Honestly,
    Re: #1's design is cuter than this one.
    45AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:49
    Re: #43

    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:50
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:57
    55AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:59
    Feels kinda bad posting this after everyone else, but here goes
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:07
    90AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:21
    Re: #63
    Those lips are sexy! 😍
    64AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:07
    They say elves live for ages, but does that mean they're fertile their whole lives?
    You'd think there'd be some elves who look like ancient grannies among the eldest, but I've never seen one in anime.
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:09
    Re: #64

    69AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:12
    71AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:13
    Out of Gen 3, she looks like the sensible one at first glance, but once the right members are around to mess around with, she goes wilder than anyone else — I love Flare for that. (Hololive)
    73AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:14
    Re: #71

    79AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:17
    Re: #73
    Is that math even correct? 🤔
    100AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:26
    https://tadaup.jp/AJ2KsM9U.jpg
    102AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:28
    Re: #100
    What's even going on in this situation?
    146AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:50
    Re: #100
    Love this series
    Love the nun girl too

    Background and Talking Points on This Topic

    5ch’s VIP board has a classic thread format known as an “image thread,” where the original poster puts up a picture and other users respond by piling on similarly themed images one after another. This time the theme was “elves,” kicked off by an illustration-style character image, and in that same flow, someone pushed for Hololive’s “Lamy-chan.” VTuber character designs often draw on fantasy-race motifs, so it’s not unusual for such names to come up in illustration threads like this one. There were also replies pointing out anatomical oddities in the artwork, like “that girl’s left hand structure,” which reflects a broader trend: in an era where it’s often hard to tell whether an illustration is AI-generated or hand-drawn, criticism of rough art easily spirals into debates over whether something is AI-made. This article leaves out some exchanges that escalated into arguments over that question, since they involved personal attacks and unfounded accusations.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “[Pics] Sexy Elves wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • ASKA’s Blog Post Leaves Fans Baffled — 5ch: ‘I Have No Idea What He’s Talking About’

    Singer ASKA (Ryo Asuka) published a blog post that opens with the line, “There is something I must apologize to everyone for.” The post centers on an unfamiliar term, “GifHub,” and on 5ch, users shared an AI search summary describing it as “not an actual organization, but a unique concept that he himself claims to be real.” Reactions on the thread ranged from people saying they simply couldn’t make sense of the post, to others speculating about the context behind it in light of his past drug case — opinions were split.

    Comment

    “If it’s generated with familia, it’d be about a 10, I guess? Amazing!”

    Before, I…

    Source: fellows.tokyo / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:29
    Ukyo (from the detective drama Aibō): "That's not the part you should be feeling guilty about!!"
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:29
    So what ever happened to GifHub?
    48AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:35
    Re: #5

    AI Overview

    "GifHub," the term that became a talking point after ASKA (singer Ryo Asuka) brought it up on his blog and social media, isn't an actual organization or program — it's a keyword believed to point to a unique conspiracy theory/delusion that ASKA himself insists is real.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:30
    Still got the tinfoil hat wrapped around his head, huh?
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:30
    What even was that 'KifHaf' thing supposed to be?
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:30
    I really don't get what he's saying.
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:30
    No such thing as excess tax, right—
    Tax… yes (a pun on ASKA's hit "SAY YES")…
    Now's exactly the time for this
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:31
    I have no idea what he's talking about.
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:31
    In the end, everyone ends up talking about water lol
    📡⚡💆🏻‍♂
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:32
    I'm around 50 now, and he was a huge star back when I was in elementary school —
    the popularity back then was on another level
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:32
    Meth (personified): "Ah, yeah… guess I really can't keep up with this guy anymore…" (シャブ/shabu is slang for crystal meth)
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:33
    I can't even tell anymore whether this is a proper explanation or if he's just high…
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:33
    Still, it's something
    he doesn't seem to find anything strange about publicly discussing something this trivial on the internet
    normally you'd just ask the manufacturer directly if you had a question like this
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    I started to despair, thinking I was the only idiot who couldn't understand this… but maybe it's actually fine not to understand it?
    86AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:41
    Re: #30
    Understanding it would be the scary part.
    143AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:50
    Re: #30
    If you'd understood it, you'd be a resident of Panawave Laboratory (a notorious Japanese UFO cult) — so it's for the best that you didn't.
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    Even after all this, he's already been forgiven and keeps popping up on TV music shows here and there.
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    I don't really get it, but aliens are real.
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    Does this guy still keep in touch with Chage?
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    Guess I should just go punch him, huh?
    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:35
    Re: #35
    Producer Yasushi Akimoto: "S-s-shaking in my boots…"
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    That video of him tripping on Waratte Iitomo! is still hilarious
    Asuka: "You put the photos in the box, and you stack them, and stack them… and you did it!"
    Tamori: "What's funny about that?"
    41AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:35
    Now I get how General Devil can effortlessly pull off a hardness of 10 —
    after reading this
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:35
    Selling people water — that's exactly the cult-religion arc from the first season of the drama TRICK, lol
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:35
    The fans have surely picked up on all of this by now
    and yet they still pay for this guy's talent
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:35
    When you search X to see if a new chapter of One Punch Man (the web version) is out
    you end up learning about both the controversy over Murata (illustrator of the comic version) being 'off' and the ASKA-being-'off' episode at the same time
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:36
    I wondered what was going on and took a look — turns out it was just incomprehensible nonsense
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:36
    I figured it'd be something like, "Writing 'GifHaf' at first was a mistake — I meant 'GifHub'"
    but then it turns out the guy graduated from a notoriously low-ranked private university in Kyushu, with a hensachi (a standardized academic-difficulty score, back when hensachi wasn't even widely used as a difficulty measure) of around
    38 to 41 — and now he's apparently going to talk about chemistry
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:36
    He's only normal when he's in 'singer mode.'
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:37
    I think he's a good person at heart, his 'OS' is just partially broken, that's all
    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:37
    No idea what he's talking about, but it's impressive he can still pull in crowdfunding money with this
    57AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:37
    Water costs nothing to produce, and it's a classic cult product
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:38
    Are his lyrics normal, at least?
    105AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:44
    Re: #67
    The lyrics on his albums from before he blew up are a lot more psychedelic
    but honestly, like this water story, there's something creepy about it that's also weirdly soothing
    might have some kind of psychedelic chill effect
    115AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:45
    This is as incomprehensible as Final Fantasy XIII's infamous 'Pulse fal'Cie, l'Cie, Purge, Cocoon' exposition.
    132AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:47
    Re: #115
    When Alpha swiped Beta, it got an erection. I wonder why.
    116AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:45
    He doesn't have family around anymore and lives alone, you know
    everyone, be nice to him
    126AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:46
    Re: #116
    Though it seems like he's still on good terms with his daughter
    she regularly posts him on her Instagram

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    ASKA (Ryo Asuka) was involved in a methamphetamine case in the past, and his public statements since then have repeatedly become a topic of discussion. This time, too, a blog post that opens with an “apology” unfolds into content whose context is hard to follow, and on the thread, users posted an AI search summary of the term “GifHub,” describing it as “not an actual organization, but a unique concept that he himself claims to be real.” It’s worth noting, though, that this is an AI-generated summary, and neither the exact intent behind his post nor the context of “GifHub” itself has been definitively established within the thread. Opinions on the thread split between treating the post as simply “incomprehensible” and trying to explain it by connecting it to his past drug case — the latter view remains speculation, not a medical diagnosis. At the same time, it’s clear his activities haven’t come to a halt: he continues to appear on music programs as a singer, and his relationship with his daughter is reportedly good, based on her social media posts.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “ASKA: “There Is Something I Must Apologize to Everyone For”.”

  • Why Do College Grads Stick With Jobs That Never Hit ¥6 Million a Year? 5ch: ‘You’re Making Less Than a High School Grad in the Military’

    A thread on 5ch’s News VIP board asked, “If you’re a college graduate who still isn’t making 6 million yen a year (roughly the average income for men), why are you still doing that job?” — and it drew a flood of responses. Many posters pointed to civil servant pay scales by rank, Self-Defense Force salary data, and job listings from the food service and nursing care industries to argue that “6 million is achievable anywhere.” Others pushed back with statistics like “even 5 million yen doesn’t put you in the top 1%” and “the average annual salary for full-time restaurant workers is only 3.3–3.69 million yen,” splitting opinion over which numbers to trust.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:53
    What's with college grads who stick with a company or job where they'll never even crack 6 million yen, no matter how long they stay?
    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:58
    I mean, if you're only 2–3 years out of college, plenty of people haven't hit that yet.
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:00
    That's just an average — the real numbers are way lower.
    (Probably some NEET who doesn't know how the real world works, so they can't even calibrate their trolling right.)
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:02
    Re: #5
    That's not true.
    These days even new grads pull in almost 5 million yen.
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:04
    Re: #6
    This guy's talking about numbers that don't even crack the top 1%, like it's totally normal.
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:06
    Re: #8
    Even civil servants make this much:

    Sample salaries by rank
    Staff member (age 22): ¥4.908 million
    Senior staff (age 30): ¥5.853 million
    Assistant section chief (age 40): ¥7.843 million
    Section chief (age 50): ¥11.706 million
    Department head: ¥13.997 million
    Bureau chief: ¥19.269 million
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:07
    Re: #10
    "Civil servant" doesn't mean much though — this is a country where everyone who actually helps you at the ward office is a non-permanent contract worker.
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:07

    You're making less than a high school grad in the Self-Defense Forces.
    41AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:41
    Half of all Japanese people can't even score 40% on the TOEIC or the old Center Exam.
    You should really realize that "normal" isn't as normal as you think.
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:42
    Re: #41
    Even a high school grad SDF member — who couldn't score anywhere near 40% on the Center Exam — makes this much
    (Still me from Re: #11)
    128AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:17
    What do you mean "even though"?
    Everyone's a college grad these days anyway.
    131AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:23
    Re: #128
    Even a high school grad SDF member makes this much
    (Same point as Re: #11)
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:09

    If we're talking "doesn't even crack the top 1%," it's about this level
    New grads making 5 million is actually pretty normal
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:10

    Even retail jobs out in the countryside pay like this
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:11
    Even nursery school teachers — notorious for low pay — make this much
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:13
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:13
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:15
    It only stands out because it makes the news — in reality, most people's salaries are low. You should really get that.
    For example, average out 3 million, 3.5 million, 4 million, 4.5 million, and 15 million yen, and you get 6 million as the average.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:16
    Re: #20
    Compare it using full-time male college-grad employees only.
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:18
    Re: #20
    Honestly, in this day and age, you'd have to be an idiot to work somewhere that hasn't raised wages.
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:19
    Seriously, if you're making less than a high school grad SDF member, go start job hunting right now.


    You're making less than a high school grad in the Self-Defense Forces.
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:21
    Even Shimane prefectural employees hit the thread's 6 million yen mark by the time they're 40, you know?
    142AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:52
    Even for Shimane, that's the same story as Re: #26.
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:24
    Re: #8
    A 5 million yen salary is top 1%???? lol
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:27
    Re: #31
    You'll hit 5 million in a few years no matter what job you're doing, right?
    39AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:37
    Re: #36
    Manufacturing? Like what, specifically?
    Are you thinking of jobs like temp factory contract work, where experience never accumulates and staff keep getting rotated out?
    Even caregivers who stay full-time for 10 years become assistant facility directors and easily clear 5 million.
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:43
    Re: #42
    If you job-hop around without building a career, sure, that'd be tough.
    Why don't you post your own work history.
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:45
    Re: #44
    Wait, how does "everyone becomes an assistant facility director" connect to "job-hopping without building a career"?
    113AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:58
    Re: #111
    Go tell that to Re: #44.
    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:39
    Oh, my bad.
    Looks like even temp factory contract workers hit 5.6 million.
    46AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:45
    Even food service clears it with room to spare
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:46
    Re: #46
    That job comes with forced relocations though 😭
    62AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:22
    Re: #61
    Normally you'd use the National Tax Agency's Survey on Private Sector Salaries, I'd think.
    Honestly, I've never seen anyone base this on anything else.
    73AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:27
    Re: #62
    Including the numbers from every job listing you've been posting —
    it's hard to believe they're all under the same conditions.
    Arguing over the figures on that basis doesn't mean much.
    That's the point I'm making — don't you get it?
    76AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:29
    Re: #73
    What are you even talking about?
    Read the thread title.
    The point is "what's with people working jobs that don't even hit 6 million?"
    I'm just saying even food service gets there.
    100AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:47
    Re: #76
    AI-generated summary:

    The average annual salary for full-time employees in the food service industry (accommodation and food services) is roughly 3.3 million to 3.69 million yen overall.
    109AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:52
    Re: #107
    Huh? What's wrong?
    Not gonna mindlessly repost Re: #76 again?
    Something about it bothering you?
    My bad, lol.
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:23
    Re: #63
    Go ahead and bring up somewhere that doesn't clear it.
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:26
    Re: #68
    It clears it everywhere.
    Even in food service.
    74AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:28
    Re: #70
    Then isn't it weird that the average salary sits around 6 million yen?
    If it clears it everywhere, why is the average right around 6 million?
    96AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    Re: #91
    Go say that to Re: #70 and whoever else is claiming it clears it everywhere.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    According to the National Tax Agency’s Survey on Private Sector Salaries, the average annual income across all salaried workers sits in the low ¥4 million range, which puts the ¥6 million benchmark closer to what full-time male employees or mid-career civil servants earn. In the thread, posters leaned heavily on civil servant pay tables by rank, Self-Defense Force salary figures, and income numbers pulled from individual job listings to argue that “6 million is within reach anywhere” — but listed job-ad salaries, bonus-inclusive averages, and averages across all full-time employees rest on different premises and can’t simply be lined up and compared. Likewise, the claims that “5 million yen doesn’t even crack the top 1%” and “even new grads make almost 5 million” may be drawing on different surveys or different age brackets, and many of the posts cite no source at all — something readers should keep in mind.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “If you’re a college grad still not making 6 million yen a year (roughly the average for men), why are you still doing that job?.”

  • Barbershops’ “¥1000 Haircut” Prices Climb — 5ch: “Independent Shops Under ¥2000 Have Literally Vanished”

    A thread on 5ch lit up over the idea that cheap “¥1000 haircut” barbershops are disappearing amid a wave of price hikes. Even major chains like QB House have raised prices to around ¥1300, and posters piled on saying independently run shops still charging under ¥2000 are now hard to find. The thread weighed in on both price and skill — some blamed rising labor costs and inflation for the hikes, others argued that skilled barbers can still be found even at cheap shops, while a few took jabs at customers who care about nothing but the lowest price.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:59
    Even the cheap ones are ¥2000 now
    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:01
    The barbershop near me just went up to ¥1500
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:01
    IWASAKI still does ¥690 on weekday afternoons though

    I stopped going there 'cause one of the stylists pissed me off
    90AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:46
    Re: #5
    That chain's ¥700 for me
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:01
    Honestly, with inflation and labor costs the way they are, it's just not sustainable anymore…
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:04
    Shops with real skill always have a few people waiting
    Any place under ¥1000 that's empty is definitely a landmine (i.e. a trap to avoid)
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:04
    QB House and the like are still around ¥1300
    Independent shops in the ¥1000s have seriously disappeared
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:04
    Sorry, but why is everyone jumping on the bandwagon to raise prices too?
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:05
    Even with all this talk of soaring costs, all you really need is a pair of scissors
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:05
    If I'm going to a ¥1000 cut place anyway, I might as well just use clippers myself
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:06
    Are the cheap places actually any good at cutting hair?
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    Re: #15
    There are skilled people even at cheap places, and there are untalented stylists at expensive salons who are just as bad as the worst ones at cheap places
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    Re: #15
    It's a mix of good and bad stylists
    And you can't request a specific one
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:09
    Re: #15
    If you go super short, you'll get the look you want every time
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:07
    There's an old guy running a cuts-only barbershop charging ¥1390
    At this point he's basically doing it as a hobby
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    For a ¥1000 cut, how long does the cut alone actually take?
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:10
    Re: #18
    At a fast place, about 10 minutes
    19AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    I'm going bald anyway, so I'm just gonna start clippering my own head
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    Iwasaki: "¥1000? Isn't that way too expensive?"
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:09
    It's not something I use every day, so I do factor in quality, not just price
    41AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:15
    In exchange, more places now charge ¥2000 with shampoo and a face shave included
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:19
    Re: #41
    Isn't that normal?
    Is a genuine ¥1000 cut seriously just the cut and nothing else?
    61AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:27
    Western developed countries:
    "We'll make and serve you lunch! That'll be $30, about ¥5000!
    We pay our staff proper wages, so please understand the price."

    Japan:
    "We'll serve lunch for $6, about ¥1000!
    We've cut costs to the bone, kept labor costs down, and hit $6/¥1000!
    Even if it means suppressing workers' wages,
    selling for even one yen cheaper is what's best for the customer!"


    I wonder which path was the right one after 30 years~😑
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:29
    Re: #61
    Actually there are countries where even making customers pay extra on top as tips still can't keep up with the cost of living
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:32
    People who go to ¥1000 cut places don't really care about their hairstyle anyway
    They should just buy clippers and cut it themselves
    75AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:33
    Re: #70
    Setting up and cleaning up afterward is a hassle though
    77AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    There's a book about why people who buy fake Rolexes stay poor their whole lives, you should read it
    Guys who settle for ¥1000 haircuts are poor for life
    79AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:35
    Re: #77
    Not interested enough to read a whole book, just give me the gist
    81AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:39
    Re: #77
    I bought a Rolex at a fake market in Thailand once just for fun, and I'm actually pretty well-off
    Still get my ¥1000 haircuts though
    86AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:45
    Breaking free of deflation is a good thing above all

    Things were just insane before
    Shifting to a normal, inflation-driven society is absolutely the right call!
    92AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:47
    Re: #86
    That's stagflation (inflation without real wage growth)
    99AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:52
    Back in the late '80s, pretty much everywhere charged about ¥3300
    And that's a regular barbershop, not even a fancy salon
    At the prices of that era, too
    103AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:53
    Re: #99
    That was basically a cartel, wasn't it
    Everyone charged the exact same price
    105AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:53
    Sometimes there's a pretty young woman working there
    And there are customers who'll wait around just to get seated with her
    109AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:55
    Re: #105
    Guys like that really do exist out there
    It's creepy
    107AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:54
    What really impressed me about a skilled stylist was
    even with a flat-backed head, which a lot of Japanese people have,
    they can cut it to look egg-shaped like a Westerner's head
    110AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:55
    Re: #107
    Sounds like you've never actually seen a Western person

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Since the 1990s, “¥1000 haircut” shops have been a business model spread by franchises like QB House, built around the pitch of “cut only, quick service.” In recent years, rising minimum wages and inflation have pushed even the major chains to raise prices to around ¥1300. The thread split between those insisting skilled barbers can still be found even at cheap shops, and those arguing that an empty shop charging rock-bottom prices is a red flag for shoddy skill — pointing out that price and quality don’t always move together. It’s worth noting that the claim these shops have “vanished” reflects the gut feeling of posters on the thread rather than any nationwide statistics on shop numbers.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] ¥1000 Haircuts Have Seriously Gone Extinct wwwwwwwwwwwwwww“.

  • Corporate Bankruptcies Hit 5,362 in H1 FY2026, Rising for 10th Straight Half — 5ch: “Isn’t the Economy Supposed to Be Booming?”

    According to statistics released on October 8, 2026 by Teikoku Databank and Tokyo Shoko Research, corporate bankruptcies in the first half of FY2026 (April–September) came to 5,362 and 5,373 cases respectively, marking the 10th consecutive half-year increase by both measures. Total liabilities also rose more than 20% year-on-year, with credit-settlement processor Zen Toshin’s collapse — carrying over ¥115.1 billion in debt — the largest of the period. On 5ch forums, commenters debated the causes at length: some pointed to the apparent contradiction of bankruptcies rising despite a supposedly booming economy, others argued it reflects the culling of low-wage businesses amid population decline, and the discussion also turned to criticism of foreign-worker policy and the government’s economic management.

    Teikoku Databank (TDB) and Tokyo Shoko Research (TSR) announced on the 8th that bankruptcy figures for the first half of FY2026 (April–September) exceeded the same period a year earlier for the fifth straight year, by both measures. TDB’s count rose 4.2% year-on-year to 5,362 cases, while TSR’s rose 3.8% to 5,373. Looking at TDB’s data on a half-year basis, this marks the 10th consecutive half-year increase since the second half of FY2021. If the current pace continues, annual bankruptcies are on track to top 10,000 for the third year running.

    Total liabilities for the first half came to ¥830.47 billion by TDB’s count, up 23.8% year-on-year, and ¥856.169 billion by TSR’s, up 23.5%. While this marks the first year-on-year increase for a first half in four years, total liabilities stayed below ¥1 trillion for the second straight year, with bankruptcies concentrated among small and micro businesses. The largest single liability belonged to Zen Toshin, a company that handled early-payment processing for credit card sales, at ¥115.164 billion. https://newswitch.jp/p/50492

    Source: newswitch.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:24
    Of course it is — we're in an era of population decline.
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:26
    Re: #2
    The LDP widened the wealth gap and created a whole underclass too poor to marry or have kids.
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:28
    Re: #11
    The LDP barely cared about the birthrate problem to begin with. Kishida finally started taking it seriously, but even now, despite being supposedly cutting-edge, Japan's birthrate-related spending as a share of GDP is below the OECD average. It wouldn't be unreasonable to spend something like 5% of GDP on it.
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:26
    Demand just keeps shrinking…

    So what happens to all that labor supply they force-grew with foreign workers? Will foreign workers really just quietly put up with it the way the Lost Generation did?
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:29
    The labor shortage in the Showa era happened because the economy was growing and jobs kept increasing.
    Today's labor shortage is because the LDP grew the underclass so people can't marry or have kids.
    Japan has been completely wrecked by the LDP.
    94AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    Re: #21
    >The labor shortage in the Showa era happened because the economy was growing and jobs kept increasing

    That's exactly why even a half-assed mom-and-pop shop could survive back then. Kids kept increasing on their own and demand across every sector kept growing, so you could make a living just picking your nose while selling vegetables or toys.
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:30
    Squeezed to the absolute limit,
    and convenience stores keep multiplying, even bringing in foreign workers to do it.
    Just let them collapse already, they're a social evil.

    Dear 7-Eleven Headquarters,
    Across multiple stores averaging ¥600,000 in daily sales in September with a 31% gross margin, profit didn't even reach ¥300,000.
    And that's BEFORE the minimum wage hike.
    I was told that topping ¥600,000 in daily sales in your first year open counts as a 'winning' store.
    But next month or the month after, thanks to the minimum wage increase, that's going to drop to ¥250,000 or even under ¥200,000, you know?
    https://x.com/CSV_OWNER/status/2108757015791317089
    36AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:33
    Re: #24
    Everybody already knows this, man.
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:33
    We're supposedly in the greatest economic boom ever…
    how does that even happen?
    41AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:34
    Re: #35
    Companies that only work if they pay low wages can't attract young people or foreign workers anymore, so they stop being viable and go under.
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:38
    They kept saying the economy was good — was that all a lie?
    72AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:41
    Re: #53
    SMEs keep operating by taking out loans, after all.
    Big companies don't borrow.
    So even if an SME's business isn't actually bad, lousy government monetary policy can still sink it.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:39
    The baby boomers worked themselves to the bone rebuilding from burnt-out ruins with nothing, and drove the postwar economic miracle.
    Meanwhile the Lost Generation (the 'ice age' cohort that came of age in the long post-bubble slump), despite being plenty old enough to know better, partied all night on dance podiums, popped the bubble, piled up mountains of bad debt and sent the country into a tailspin, never bothered getting proper jobs, fooled around in non-regular work, and ran from marriage and child-rearing — and that's why Japan can no longer grow economically.
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:40
    Re: #60
    Boomers were born after the war.
    It was their parents' generation, born before the war, who actually rebuilt the country from the ashes.
    Boomers didn't do a thing.
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:40
    Record profits everywhere!
    And yet bankruptcies keep rising lol
    73AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:41
    Re: #65
    It's inflation plus a weak yen, so the numbers look bigger in yen terms. Real consumption keeps falling, though.
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:41
    Just let incompetent companies keep failing —
    if both the owners and the workers move into fields like elder care and logistics,
    we can also cut down on how many foreign workers we need,
    and that's a win for the public.
    97AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    Re: #70
    You're really going to let 60% of them collapse?
    60% of SMEs aren't even profitable, but if workers quit the company goes under, so they're raising wages defensively just to keep people from leaving.
    77AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:42
    We need more of them to fail.
    Raise interest rates further and let the SMEs go under.
    While we're at it, kill off the regional banks and credit unions too and consolidate them.
    80AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:42
    I wonder where all the people who worked there ended up going.
    85AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:43
    Re: #80
    It's a job-seeker's market, so they can just switch jobs easily enough.
    112AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:46
    Companies are supposed to scrap-and-build, that's just how it works.
    Even if bankruptcies are high, as long as new companies keep being born on the other side, that's just normal turnover.

    As long as nobody ends up unemployed, the bankruptcy count itself doesn't matter.
    129AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:49
    Re: #112
    But the debt loads of the companies going bankrupt keep ballooning too.
    That's a huge problem for investors and lenders.
    146AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:50
    Re: #112
    Japan is declining right now because owner-run shops and small/micro businesses that hired Japanese workers are disappearing, replaced by low-wage 'slave labor' businesses running on foreign workers.
    The LDP, the Finance Ministry, and Keidanren have reshaped the country so that no matter how much corporate profits grow, the money never trickles down to ordinary Japanese people.
    114AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:47
    [Jobs & Schools We Don't Need]
    Convenience stores, restaurant chains, drugstores, the inbound tourism industry, Amazon warehouse staff & delivery drivers, bottom-tier ('F-rank') universities.

    If the government regulated these down to a quarter of their current size, Japan could run fine without immigration.
    132AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:49
    Re: #114
    Let those keep failing one after another,
    and shift the workers into elder care, logistics, cleaning, etc. — that would be efficient.
    199AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:57
    Re: #141
    The reason blue-collar work doesn't pay is that the government won't regulate the 'slave labor' businesses mentioned in Re: #114, so they can't attract workers — and likewise, because the government won't crack down on layers of subcontracting skims, the money never reaches the people actually doing the work.
    Bottom line: politicians just do whatever Keidanren and the bureaucrats tell them, with zero vision of their own, and that's the real problem.
    245AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:01
    Last year there were 150,000 new business startups, though.
    288AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:05
    Re: #245
    And the increase is almost entirely in useless jobs running on low-wage foreign 'slave labor.'
    Unless jobs like the ones in Re: #114 get regulated, workers will never flow into genuinely necessary fields like infrastructure, transport, construction, agriculture/forestry/fisheries/livestock, and elder care.
    141AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:50
    Re: #132
    If those understaffed companies were actually profitable as things stand, it wouldn't be a problem.
    But they're not.
    157AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:52
    Re: #141
    It's a job-seeker's market, so applicants get to pick where they work.
    162AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:53
    Going forward, Japan is going to run on tourism and finance — small and micro businesses are destined to be weeded out.
    170AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:54
    Re: #162
    We need to pull in Chinese tourists and Chinese capital.
    172AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:54
    Re: #162
    Both the country and individuals are sitting on more assets than they know what to do with,
    so making money through investment really is the most efficient play.
    200AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:57
    So? Once the SMEs are gone, where exactly are the big corporations going to source their parts from?
    Obviously from mediocre overseas parts, right?
    That accelerates yen depreciation and degrades product quality,
    and Japanese products sell even worse as a result.
    The idiots going on about 'culling' clearly don't realize that SMEs are what's holding up the big corporations in the first place.
    233AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:00
    Re: #200
    Big companies will just find new suppliers —
    ones willing to keep the entire mold tooling they ordered in storage for them.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The statistics come from two separate credit research firms, Teikoku Databank and Tokyo Shoko Research, each using its own methodology — which is why the totals differ slightly. By TDB’s measure, this is the 10th consecutive half-year increase since the second half of FY2021, and at the current pace, annual bankruptcies would top 10,000 for the third year in a row. At the same time, total liabilities have stayed under ¥1 trillion for two straight years, indicating that the bankruptcies are concentrated among small and micro businesses. The thread’s recurring complaint — “bankruptcies are rising despite a supposedly booming economy” — can also be read as reflecting the gap between big corporations’ nominal profit growth, driven by a weak yen and inflation, and the harsher operating reality facing smaller firms as real consumption stagnates. The point raised repeatedly in the thread, that minimum wage hikes are squeezing SME profitability, is also worth keeping in mind as a factor behind the rising numbers.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Bankruptcies Keep Climbing — H1 FY2026 Tops 5,000 Cases.”

  • Lotte Coach Tsuyoshi Nishioka Steps Down After Just One Year

    On October 11, the Chiba Lotte Marines announced that first-team chief hitting coach and base-running coach Tsuyoshi Nishioka would be leaving the team. The club said it accepted a resignation request made by Nishioka himself, who had spent the season supporting new manager Saburo’s regime after joining the staff just one year earlier. The team finished fifth in the league, though it was also a year marked by the rise of young talent, including outfielder Shiki Nishikawa winning the league’s most-hits title. On 5ch, speculation swirled over the reason for his departure — ranging from friction with the manager to a possible poaching by Orix — but some pointed out that his contract had reportedly been for just one year from the start due to family circumstances, leaving reactions divided.

    On the 11th, Lotte announced that first-team chief hitting coach and base-running coach Tsuyoshi Nishioka would be leaving the team. The request came from Nishioka himself, and after discussions the club accepted it.

    Nishioka, a Lotte alum, joined the coaching staff this season to support new manager Saburo’s regime, but is departing after just one year.

    The team finished fifth in the league, though among the position players, outfielder Shiki Nishikawa won the most-hits title.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:36
    He'll make way more money as a TV personality than he ever would coaching anyway.
    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:37
    Guess Kamenashi's marriage marked the end of an era, huh?
    69AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:38
    Re: #4
    Why Kamenashi?
    Was he dating Minami or something?
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:44
    Might be great for players whose style clicks with his, but for the ones who don't mesh with him, he seems like a total negative.
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:56
    Re: #12
    Apparently he drew on Yoshihiko Takahashi's and Kanamori's theories too, but he's clearly skilled — he didn't just help contact/gap hitters like Nishikawa and Ogawa, he also turned Yamaguchi into an actual slugger. That said, Saburo's own hitting advice reportedly gets pretty good reviews too. Wonder if they'll bring in Imae as the successor?
    28AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:58
    Re: #27
    Imae wouldn't take that job.
    38AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:03
    Re: #27
    Actually, it was Fukuura who helped Yamaguchi

    https://www.nikkansports.com/m/baseball/news/202605120000997_m.html?mode=all
    Yamaguchi made the opening-day active roster this season, but managed just 1 hit in 8 games and struggled, getting removed from the roster on April 19 along with outfielder Hiromi Oka (34).
    But in the minors he played 18 games, batting .302 with 4 home runs, taking advice from second-team manager Kazuya Fukuura (50) and second-team hitting coach Koichi Hori (57).

    He worked on reshaping his form to "set up from the point where the top of the swing is built," and his form improved.
    "I want to produce results to repay the people who helped me," he said, channeling his gratitude toward those around him into motivation.


    The number Lotte's Koki Yamaguchi wants to wear after clearing 20-30 home runs for three straight seasons
    https://www.nikkansports.com/m/baseball/news/202201200000878_m.html
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:45
    Back to being an ABEMA commentator again, huh?
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:47
    So it was his own request to leave?
    What on earth happened?
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:47
    Yoshihiko Takahashi's YouTube channel is waiting for him. (a former pro known for his blunt talk show)
    39AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:04
    Re: #16
    Probably can't coach the hardcore drill-sergeant way, and won't do it voluntarily either, I bet.
    I'd love to hear him talk about it though.
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:48
    He'd said from the start he was only planning to spend one year as a coach.
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:51
    It was a one-year contract from the beginning — apparently he'd initially turned down the on-field job because his kids are young.
    https://number.bunshun.jp/articles/-/868331?page=1
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:27
    Re: #18
    Oh, so it really was a one-year contract from the start?
    92AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:58
    Re: #18
    Igarashi said something similar — that being a commentator gives you more flexibility.
    19AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:51
    So that means Saburo isn't stepping down, then?
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:52
    A star player who made real waves even in the majors.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:53
    It's not like the manager is changing — so what happened here?
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:54
    Lotte's lucky too — Kiyota, who could fill the hole Nishioka left, just became a free agent recently.
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:59
    Nah, is this Orix's doing? Their coach Kawashima just quit.
    And Nishioka's an Osaka Toin alum — my guess is if they land Fujinami, who they're reportedly scouting, they'll also use Nishioka to keep him on a leash.
    90AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:57
    Re: #29
    Yeah, Orix poaching him does seem plausible.
    91AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:58
    Re: #29
    Putting a leash on Fujinami — where would they even drag him around to? (lol)
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:00
    Let's get him hired as the dedicated coach at Sho Nakata's training facility.
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:01
    Lotte had a lot of position players break out this year, and if the main credit goes to Nishioka, won't other teams come calling with offers?
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:02
    Wait, he was coaching? I didn't even realize he'd retired.
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:03
    Yoshihiko Takahashi — Manager
    Ken Hirano — Head Coach
    Kazuhiko Ushijima — Pitching Coach
    Takeshi Aikou — Hitting Coach
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:30
    Re: #37
    lol, every single one of them looks like they could win a bar fight
    77AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:43
    Re: #37
    They all look like the type to throw the first punch
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:10
    Did he clash with the front office?

    Was the mood in the clubhouse bad?

    Singling out Coach Nishioka's name like this, at this point in the season,
    almost putting him on display like this — this Lotte front office.

    Feels like there's something dark going on here.
    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:22
    Re: #43
    It was a one-year contract from the start, due to family circumstances.
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:20
    Wait, who's Becky's husband again?
    83AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:51
    Re: #53
    Kataoka. The one who's not Tatsunami's buddy.
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:30
    Could he be eyeing a spot with the Dragons under Kudo's new regime?
    Not sure if he actually has any connection to Kudo though.
    89AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:57
    Re: #67
    Is there anyone who'd actually want a coaching job with the Dragons? Especially coming in from outside — they'd have to beg him to come, practically on bended knee.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Tsuyoshi Nishioka is a former professional baseball player who played for the Kintetsu Buffaloes and the Lotte Marines before also spending time in the majors (with the Minnesota Twins) and with the Hanshin Tigers. Starting this season, he had joined Lotte’s coaching staff as first-team hitting coach and base-running coach, supporting new manager Saburo’s regime. The only fact the club has made public is that it “accepted a resignation request from Nishioka himself” — no specific reason for his departure has been disclosed. Within the thread, speculation about friction with the manager or a poaching move by Orix stood out, but none of it is based on any official team statement or explanation from Nishioka himself, and none of it is confirmed. At the same time, some comments pointed out that it had been reported, from the time he was hired, that his contract was for one year due to family circumstances — making it premature to jump from the timing of the departure announcement alone to conclusions like a “firing” or a “falling out.” There’s a real possibility this was simply an amicable end to a fixed-term contract, a nuance that’s easy to miss if you only look at the comments in the thread.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Lotte Coach Tsuyoshi Nishioka Leaves After One Year.”

  • Kawasaki Heavy Industries to Invest ¥550 Billion Over 4 Years — Expanding From Humanoid Robots to Four-Legged Mobility

    In a management plan unveiled on October 6, 2026, Kawasaki Heavy Industries announced it will allocate roughly ¥550 billion to robotics-related growth investment over the four years from fiscal 2027 through fiscal 2030. The plan centers on a “physical AI” strategy that leverages manufacturing-floor know-how, including teleoperation technology for humanoid robots and the rideable four-legged mobility unit “CORLEO.” The announcement lit up 5ch, sparking a wide-ranging discussion — from grumbling over the sluggish stock price, to the practicality of four-legged mobility, to comparisons of technical prowess with Chinese-made robots.

    Kawasaki Heavy Industries is making “physical AI” a pillar of its growth strategy, rapidly accelerating its transformation into a robotics company. The management plan unveiled on October 6, 2026 sets a growth investment envelope of roughly ¥550 billion over the four years from fiscal 2027 through fiscal 2030, with the company targeting revenue of over ¥3.3 trillion and business profit of over ¥330 billion in fiscal 2030. What’s emerging is an evolution into an “AI Robot Heavy Industries” — one that strengthens existing businesses with AI robotics while opening up new markets.

    ◼ Putting On-Site Strengths to Work in AI Robots

    Kawasaki Heavy Industries’ edge lies in having both the technology to build robots and the manufacturing floors that actually use them. It puts the data and know-how from those production sites to work training and validating its AI. With its teleoperation system “Successor,” the company has been developing technology that learns and reproduces the movements of skilled workers. Humans step in for the difficult tasks, and that experience is used to gradually expand the scope of what can be automated. Rather than simply waiting for full autonomy to be perfected, the idea is to make the system smarter through use.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:41
    I'm a shareholder but man, the stock price has been lackluster.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:19
    Re: #9
    It's just too popular.
    It's already a popular defense stock, and now it's got physical AI drones on top.
    The "locusts" (slang for swarms of short-term speculators) pile in, then short-selling funds show up to mow them down — a vicious cycle.
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:44
    Oil leak incoming…
    39AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:04
    Re: #13
    Proof it's got oil in it!
    170AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:15
    Re: #13
    Kawasaki… huh.
    19AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:51
    Kawasaki, huh…
    28AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:54
    Re: #19
    They're building an AI ninja!
    76AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:30
    Re: #19
    I love how cool the Kawasaki logo looks on the robot.
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:28
    Japan still can't build bipedal robots beyond ASIMO-level tech, and now "physical robots"?? Meanwhile China's already got theirs doing martial arts and 100-meter sprints.
    78AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:30
    Re: #70
    Martial arts — a robot that ends up punching the referee.
    Sprinting — one that can't stop and crashes into flames.
    That's a spectacle because it's a state-subsidy business.
    These, on the other hand, are actual equipment needed on the job site.
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:31
    Re: #70
    They're aiming for completely different things. China's stuff has high specs but ignores part durability and cost-effectiveness, so it's not practical. Japan isn't developing bipedal robots — it's building industrial machinery, so the direction is the exact opposite.
    84AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:32
    Re: #70
    Does that actually have a winning business case though? I don't get what realistic use case would make companies want to pay for it.
    111AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:45
    I've got high hopes for the four-legged "bike." If you want practicality, a scooter's already enough — enjoying the impracticality is what hobby motorcycles are all about.
    116AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:47
    Re: #111
    You'll get motion sick. Even on a real horse your backside gets chafed raw.
    118AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:47
    Re: #111
    Feels like some other company will probably perfect this and get it to market first.
    129AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:52
    C'mon, Kawasaki Heavy Industries, hurry up.

    https://www.goodsmile.com/gsc-webrevo-sdk-storage-prd/product/image/35713/8e2adbbeb8bfd765b98819b694eaac45.jpg
    140AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:59
    Re: #129
    Doesn't the hatch close? If it's closed, you'd be stuck immobile and an easy target to get shoved around.
    133AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:55
    If a disaster or war turns everything into rubble, this might end up being the only way to get around.


    Kawasaki Heavy Industries to sell rideable four-legged mobility unit, built on Nvidia's platform

    https://business.nikkei.com/atcl/gen/19/00155/082000290/
    139AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:58
    Re: #133
    That's exactly the benchmark for Japanese robots — that, and elder care. If it can't solve those, it's just a toy.
    148AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:04
    Re: #133
    No way lol.

    Humans have always gotten through wars and mountains of rubble without anything like this.

    And in a landscape that's all rubble, where's the power supply even coming from?
    144AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:02
    It does close—

    https://image.sofmap.com/images/product/pim/4573102736857_A01.jpg

    https://image.sofmap.com/images/product/pim/4573102736857_A06.jpg
    151AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:05
    Re: #144
    Wouldn't the rider end up folded up with their face basically stuck in a washbasin?
    153AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:06
    Please make it an "unmanned" model, Kawasaki.
    156AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    Re: #153
    The silver one looks hard to balance. Wouldn't it tip over backward if it fired that cannon?
    161AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:10
    Four-legged mobility unit "CORLEO"

    Looks like you'd fall right off it.
    https://www.asahicom.jp/imgopt/img/d2232ca8b5/comm/AS20260818000139.jpg
    165AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:13
    Re: #161
    "Kawasaki, huh………"
    188AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:39
    Re: #161
    The rider's bare legs are stuck right between the robot's legs. I don't want to believe this is what passes for Japanese ingenuity.
    184AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:37
    Let's start with something like a robot vacuum that can climb stairs. Though it doesn't seem like something an average person could actually afford, does it?
    192AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:40
    Re: #184
    Housework robots have started rolling out in the US, but I wonder how usable they actually are.
    195AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:41
    Re: #184
    More than stairs, what I really want is one that won't suck up dropped clothes or cushions lol. Honestly, what I want most is one that'll just tidy up for me lol.
    203AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:44
    Re: #184
    I sometimes see spots where they haul luggage up station stairs using tracked (caterpillar-type) carriers. Wouldn't tracks be fine? Does it have to be humanoid?
    185AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:37
    Most of the parts in the latest high-performance Unitree robots are Chinese-made now.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiHeUckng90
    And even the industrial robots that build those parts — China's now outperform Japan's.


    So the smug "well at least the insides/manufacturing equipment are Japanese-made" bragging rights are off the table now too.
    187AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:38
    There's always one China booster who shows up.
    If it were really a promising stock, Japanese and American investors alike could buy it — but they don't, so take the hint.
    Why don't you buy it yourself then.
    (*Note: Chinese stocks' one-year gain is lower than the interest on a Japanese ordinary savings account.)
    190AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:39
    Re: #187
    Go watch China's robot sports day. That's the reality.
    199AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:42
    Re: #187
    It's because the Chinese government controls and manages everything — that's what makes it too scary to invest in. Meanwhile, when a Chinese company lists on the US market (Nasdaq), it's a feeding frenzy.
    201AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:42
    Re: #190
    So after watching that papier-mâché sports day (i.e., all show, no substance), the reality is no investment is coming in at all?
    207AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:46
    Re: #201
    Japanese companies entered too, but they got crushed, you know?
    They got crushed, but when they still finished the race, the Chinese crowd actually applauded them.
    That's how big the gap has already become.
    People said the same "it's all papier-mâché" thing about home appliances, smartphones, and EVs at first — so look where those are now.
    Face reality.
    The caution around investing is just because it's unpredictable thanks to the Chinese government's whims — look at the reality of the technology itself.

    Background and Key Debates

    Kawasaki Heavy Industries’ ¥550 billion growth investment envelope (FY2027–FY2030) centers on “machines people can ride” and “machines that work on-site” — such as the humanoid robot teleoperation system “Successor” and the rideable four-legged mobility unit “CORLEO,” which runs on Nvidia’s technology platform — setting it apart from humanoid robots built to compete in flashy performance showcases. Where the thread split was over comparisons with Chinese humanoid robots: some saw the sports-day-style demonstrations as impractical stunts, while others saw them as evidence that China is rapidly closing the gap. Given that Chinese-made parts now account for a growing share of robot components, the question of whether Japan’s edge really still exists also came up, though many voices expressed wariness about Chinese stocks as an investment target due to government control. Both four-legged mobility and humanoid robots are still in the development stage, and whether envisioned use cases like elder care or disaster response will actually pan out can’t be judged from the excerpts alone.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “[Physical AI] Has Kawasaki Heavy Industries Awakened as an “AI Robot Heavy Industries”? An All-Out Strategy From Humanoid Robots to Four-Legged Mobility.”

  • White Sox Blow 2-0 Division Series Lead, Lose Three Straight in Stunning Reversal — 5ch: ‘Lmao, 20 Strikeouts in One Game’

    The White Sox had jumped out to a 2-0 lead in their Division Series, only to lose three straight games and see their season end in a stunning reversal. Since the Division Series is a best-of-five, a comeback loss from 2-0 up is considered a rare occurrence. On 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G (live sports chat) board, users traded takes on what went wrong — shock at a lineup that struck out nearly 20 times in a single game, sharp criticism of Munetaka Murakami for striking out with the bases loaded in a key chance, and reminders that the Guardians were formerly known as the Indians.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:38
    It's over.
    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:38
    20 strikeouts in a single game is just hilarious (lol).
    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:39
    From a local fan's perspective, this is the most damaging way it could've ended lol. Felt like they had the momentum to run away with it, then three straight losses.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:39
    Hit a homer already so everyone can yell 'wrong time for that, lmao!!'
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:40
    If I were a Guardians fan, this would be pure ecstasy.

    Lose the first two at home → win two straight on the road → close it out with a win back at home.
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:40
    Murakami's strikeouts (fans are mockingly calling him 'Mura-gami,' a pun swapping in the kanji for 'paper' to mean flimsy bat) are getting praised, guess it's contagious.
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:41
    Postseason: 16 strikeouts lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
    19AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:41
    Can't help it.
    Time to switch focus to next year.
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:41
    The moment you give up, that's when the game is truly over.
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:42
    Re: #21
    They probably gave up around the 5th inning.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:41
    Does this prove Ohtani's just on another level?
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:42
    They lost first place late in the regular season too — déjà vu.
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:43
    By the way, blowing a 2-0 series lead apparently happens about 10% of the time, statistically.
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    Counting from the Wild Card round, that's 4 straight wins followed by 3 straight losses.
    Classic case of the 'kakuhen' (pachinko slang for a hot-streak bonus mode) running out right on schedule.
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    Well, they did well to get this far.
    Just didn't have enough pieces to go further.
    Next season, time to be buyers in the trade market.
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    And I was really looking forward to seeing them face the Dodgers in the World Series.
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    The Adam Dunn who out-Adam-Dunn'd Adam Dunn (Dunn was a slugger notorious for piling up strikeouts).
    36AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    20 strikeouts would be a new record back in Japan.
    Wouldn't be surprised if they lose 100 games again next year.
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    This batter straight up can't see anything low in the zone.
    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:45
    Our battle has only just begun!
    Stay tuned for 'Sensei White Sox's' abbreviated 2027 season! (riffing on manga that get abruptly cancelled with a 'to be continued') 🫵😠
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:46
    Yeah, this is still a team that lost 100 games.
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:46
    They topped their previous 19-strikeout game lol, dying.
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:48
    And here the pitching staff everyone wrote off as weak actually held up.
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:48
    Re: #50
    Well, but in the last game they got hit around pretty hard.
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:51
    Munetaka Murakami's playoff stats:
    .185 (5-for-27), 1 HR, .554 OPS
    16 strikeouts
    64AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:51
    If only the Guardians had a Japanese player too, at least.
    81AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:57
    Re: #64
    There's Kwan.
    76AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:55
    Murakami striking out with the bases loaded… not good.
    85AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:58
    Re: #76
    That was literally the only chance the White Sox had all game.
    Nothing after that.
    84AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:58
    Surprised the local fans aren't ripping into Murakami harder with stats like that.
    88AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:59
    Re: #84
    Well, another guy on the team struck out 17 times too.
    86AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:58
    Guess he's still no match for Hideki Matsui.
    Matsui wouldn't strike out with the bases loaded.
    94AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:00
    Re: #86
    He'd just ground out to second.
    93AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:00
    Wait, is 'Guardians' even a real team?
    95AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:01
    Re: #93
    They used to be the Indians.
    Changed the name at the owner's wishes, and even refused when Trump told them to switch it back.
    96AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:01
    Re: #93
    They changed their name a few years back.
    97AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:01
    Re: #93
    They used to be the Indians.
    112AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    Murakami's getting absolutely torn apart by the local fans lmao.
    113AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:10
    Re: #112
    I mean, why are fans of a 100-loss team even getting cocky in the first place.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    The Division Series is the first round of MLB’s postseason, a best-of-five in which the first team to win three games advances. A reversal loss after going up 2-0 is a rare occurrence; some commenters in the thread claimed it happens ‘about 10% of the time statistically,’ though that figure comes from a reply within the thread itself and no source has been confirmed. The opposing Guardians are a team that changed its name from the Indians in 2021 following criticism of team names and mascots seen as mocking Indigenous peoples — the questions raised in the thread about the team’s name stem from that history. While much of the criticism targeted Munetaka Murakami’s slump specifically, some replies pushed back on singling him out, pointing out that the whole lineup was racking up strikeouts — leaving the thread split on whether the loss came down to one player or a team-wide issue.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread ‘[Sad News] White Sox Blow 2-0 Division Series Lead, Lose Three Straight in Stunning Reversal w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w.’