Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • FC Tokyo Warns Fans Over Insulting Chant Parodies and Abuse — 5ch: “‘Please Stop’? That’s Not Gonna Cut It (lol)”

    FC Tokyo issued a warning to fans and supporters on its official website after confirming multiple incidents of misconduct, including social media abuse directed at specific players and insulting chant parodies referencing the names of companies and organizations. On 5ch, reactions were split — some mocked the statement’s weak phrasing (“please refrain from this, absolutely”), while others compared the situation to chant culture in other sports and at other clubs.

    August 25, 2026, 13:18 | Soccer

    Sports Nippon (Sponichi Annex) Reporting Team

    FC Tokyo updated its official website on the 25th, calling on fans and supporters to exercise caution after confirming multiple problematic incidents, including social media slander targeting specific players and insulting chant parodies that include the names of specific companies and organizations.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:40
    Is calling them "Gasu" (a dig referencing former sponsor Tokyo Gas) actually an insult? (´・ω・`)
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:40
    Insulting the other team is part of soccer culture too, no?
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:41
    So that puts them on the same level as Hanshin Tigers fans. That's pretty embarrassing.
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:42
    Expecting soccer fans to have any decorum… good luck with that.
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:43
    The only thing they've got over Machida is the stadium and how easy it is to reach.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:45
    "Please stop"? Come on, that's not gonna cut it (lol)
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:46
    I went to the Tokyo Derby for the grand opening of Ajinomoto Stadium, and FC Tokyo's ultras behind the goal spent the whole game chanting "Verdy Kawasaki" at Tokyo Verdy. Never went back since.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:46
    The Premier League is nothing but trash talk, and the J.League's still playing house like this?
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:47
    The pitcher's shaking in his boots lol. Hey hey hey lol
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:47
    Guess we'll start seeing some FC Tokyo supporters flip into anti-fans over this, like that "buchikurase" ("smash 'em") chant controversy with Giravanz Kitakyushu.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:48
    To the tune of the Triumphal March from Aida: "Oh-oh, we're just country bumpkins from Tokyo, ohhh, ohhhhhh~"
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:52
    Guess this kind of culture exists in both baseball and soccer.
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:53
    30 years ago they were singing at Kazu (Miura Kazuyoshi), "That King who doesn't move anymore~" (a parody of the 'Grandfather's Clock' lyrics)
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:55
    He's still moving though
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:59
    He's still moving lol
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:03
    That wasn't about Kazu, it was about Takeda.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:53
    The Trash-uri Giants are eternally filthy!" (a pun mocking "Yomiuri" as sounding like "garbage-seller," parodying Nagashima's famous "eternally undying" line)
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:56
    The fact that Ueda Asahi was in on this from the start tells you exactly what kind of crowd thinks trashing other teams counts as supporting your own.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:20
    Bandwagon supporters, plain and simple.
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:57
    Didn't realize soccer crowds boo during the away team's player introductions. Went to a match for the first time in a while recently and it caught me off guard.
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:04
    Probably a player who transferred out, right? Happens in baseball too — booing a guy who left via free agency.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:10
    Yeah, stuff like that happens — like when Marinos supporters set off a flare during the Yokohama derby and it hit a food truck.
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:11
    The "death yakisoba" incident at the Kashiwa match was awful too (a notorious food-related scandal).
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:30
    Everyone's forgotten Verdy used to be the Yomiuri club, and yet these soccer fans still can't update their mental database. The boomer mentality is off the charts.
    108AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:31
    The fact that this kind of thing runs rampant shows the fanbase skews pretty narrow. And tolerating this vibe just makes it feel like an insular little village culture.

    This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[J.League] FC Tokyo Issues Statement Over “Insulting Chant Parodies” and Abuse: “As a Club, We Cannot Overlook This” / “Please, Absolutely Stop”.”

  • Giants’ Norimoto Left In Too Long? 5ch Live Thread Erupts With ‘Pull Him Already!’

    At Jingu Stadium, the Giants’ Norimoto and the Swallows’ Yoshimura faced off in a pitchers’ duel, but as Norimoto kept putting runners on base, complaints piled up in the live thread: “Change him already,” and “They always wait until he’s scored on to pull him — that’s why they lose.” The same night, Chunichi’s Uebayashi hit a go-ahead two-run homer as action unfolded across other stadiums too, and the thread buzzed with frustration over managerial decisions.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:53
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager Thread 112
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:54
    Jingu Stadium
    Starting Lineups
    【Giants】  【Swallows】
    4 Urata     6 Nagaoka
    8 Sasaki    8 Monteru
    5 Dahlbeck  9 Masuda
    2 Oshiro    3 Yamada
    7 Matsumoto   2 Koga
    9 Nakayama   7 Nishimura
    6 Izumiguchi 4 Uchiyama
    3 Masuda Riku  5 Akahane
    1 Norimoto   1 Yoshimura
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:11
    Norimoto's done for today
    Pull him or they'll blow the lead
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:12
    If Kishida were catching, they'd be getting rocked by "Shiroshin" too (a pitcher's 5ch nickname)
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:12
    This is a dog-level fight lol (i.e. both sides are bottom-tier)
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:15
    Re: #9
    Yeah, seriously
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:12
    UEBAYASHI DID IT ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (classic 5ch celebration text)
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:14
    Chunichi's Uebayashi hits his 2nd homer, a 2-run shot
    Bottom of the 4th
    Chunichi 2-0 Hanshin
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:14
    The Chunichi-Hanshin game ("miso vs tigers," slang for the two teams) is also just a battle of veterans, Ono vs Nishi — everywhere's rough today
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:15
    Re: #16
    What's rough is the pitching itself
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:18
    Re: #16
    Doesn't matter how many runners you let on
    as long as you hold them to zero
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:16
    Yoshimura vs Norimoto, a duel of low-level pitchers — boring
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:16
    His breaking balls kept drifting right down the middle, and now even his fastball too
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:17
    Both teams' rosters and managers are just terrible lol
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:17
    Keep thinking about the future and you'll drop today's game
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:17
    Matagi would probably pitch better than this
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:18
    I think it's fine to pull him
    Don't want a guy like this getting the win
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:19
    Waiting until he gets hit to change pitchers is insane, Hashigami
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:19
    Can't they even bring up Nishidate yet?
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:20
    Still holding back, huh — they won't pull him before he gets hit
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:20
    Even if it means writing off the start of this 6-game stretch, it's all about the head-to-head this weekend
    Though apparently that's "Ma-kun's" deal (a player nickname)
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:21
    What's Imae even saying lol — "it was tough because they had run support"? lol
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:21
    Ikeyama, send in a pinch hitter already lol
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:23
    Re: #65
    Their game sense is just different from our team's
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:21
    Huh
    I relaxed for a bit, took a bath, came back, and now there's this score gap
    101AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:25
    It'd help if Morita and Akaboshi could go multiple innings
    but they've been pitching nonstop lately
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:25
    Re: #101
    Those two have been mismanaged this whole time
    136AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:34
    Chunichi
    Runners on 1st and 3rd, nobody out, no runs scored lol
    175AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:42
    Come on, remember Naoki once in a while — you guys are heartless
    183AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:43
    Re: #175
    Hurry up and heal that groin
    then they can try Urata at shortstop
    200AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:45
    Got spooked by Ura-chan (nickname for Urata)
    214AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:46
    Re: #200
    Might've panicked a bit just because it was Urata
    201AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:45
    All luck today, George lol
    Lucky 2 RBI
    219AnonymousAug 25, 2026 19:47
    Re: #201
    That was an error, so it shouldn't count as an RBI, right?

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Giants Acting Manager Thread 113.”

  • Oswald’s Ito Claps Back at Partner’s Lateness Complaint With ‘Being Late Is Harder on Me’ — Studio Left Speechless

    On the August 22 broadcast of TV Tokyo’s “God Tan,” Oswald’s Shunsuke Ito sparked controversy with his response when partner Yu Hatanaka pressed him about his chronic lateness: “Because being late is harder on me.” On 5ch’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, the thread went beyond criticizing Ito’s habitual tardiness, spiraling into comparisons with blacklisted comedians and even a debate over comedy styles — “Tonkin (a mocking nickname for Tokyo) comedians” versus “Kansai comedians.”

    8/25 (Tue) 14:10

    On the 22nd, Oswald’s Shunsuke Ito’s response on TV Tokyo’s “God Tan” left the studio stunned, after his partner Yu Hatanaka scolded him: “Do you even know how hard it is to wait for someone who’s late?” The episode, titled “Goodbye, Ito! The Getting-Scolded Comedian Graduation Exam,” quizzed Ito — a man who has angered no shortage of fellow comedians — on the exact reasons behind tip-offs submitted by those very colleagues.

    Among the questions, Hatanaka posed: “When I told Ito, ‘Do you know how hard it is to wait for someone who’s late?’ what did he say back?” Ito couldn’t come up with the answer himself — the shocking correct response was, “Because being late is harder on me.” The studio erupted in disbelief, with cries of “No way?!” and “That’s awful.” Even Ito himself held his head in his hands, admitting, “Yeah, that’s not good…”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:19
    Why was this guy being pushed so hard when he's not even funny?
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:58
    Re: #7
    Because some people do find him funny? Your personal opinion alone doesn't mean anything to the rest of the world.
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:13
    Re: #7
    Here comes the "forced-push" guy again — anything popular he personally doesn't like, he calls "forced."
    Just going "forced, forced, forced!" over and over lol
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:20
    …I mean, this is a show where everyone piles on to blow some trivial, garbage episode way out of proportion.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:20
    This aired the same day the Earthquake Early Warning went off in the Kanto region, so I ended up watching this show while checking earthquake updates.
    Kaerutei's Iwakura really held it together well.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:21
    Re: #1
    Speaking as someone who's never been able to kick a lifelong habit of being late —
    you're late because deep down you think the thing doesn't matter.
    If it were something important, you'd never be late.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:37
    Re: #13
    Well, of course.
    When you genuinely feel something matters, dopamine floods your brain.
    The problem with ADHD is that it just doesn't kick in most of the time.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:25
    I can't stand comedians — a lot of them Kansai-based — who tell their stories with this "look how funny I'm being" vibe.
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:26
    Re: #19
    Lately I just can't handle that thick, unmistakable "I'm a Kansai comedian" aura anymore.
    It's off-putting.
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:27
    Guys with chronic lateness problems fade out eventually.
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:29
    Re: #24
    Sanma's about the only one who never faded out. (referring to legendary comedian Akashiya Sanma)
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:33
    He's basically already fading out, though.
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    Re: #27
    Guys who lack the talent to back up the trouble they cause don't survive.
    Does he even get that stealing other people's time is a serious offense?
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:36
    People mix up Oswald's Hatanaka with Westland's Kawamoto and assume Hatanaka's also some lazy comedian who doesn't write material, but actually Hatanaka's the one writing the material — Ito's the deadbeat one.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    Suzuki Mogura looks like he's about due to get blacklisted too.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
    Is it harder being the one who waits, or the one who makes others wait?
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:41
    Re: #33
    Even if it is hard on you, you're the one who put yourself in that mess in the first place!!

    That's what I'd like to yell at him.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:40
    Who's this "Kaname" guy?
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:13
    Re: #37
    Did you skip right past where it says "Kaname Stone"?
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:41
    Re: #53

    Never heard of that.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:49
    This guy's peak was honestly back when he was on "Yuusha Aaaah" (a Fuji TV variety show).
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:42
    Re: #44
    The guy who showed up to the studio absolutely wasted, right? lol
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:21
    Understanding of developmental disorders is spreading through society these days.
    Chronic lateness is actually one of the symptoms of ADHD too —
    so why isn't there more understanding about this specific one?
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:45
    Re: #57
    This guy's pattern is usually getting carried away drunk and losing track of time —
    he'd probably be cured if he just quit drinking.
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:42
    Stuff like this, where you inconvenience other people — the guilt doesn't really hit you until you're around 50.
    And it just keeps growing bigger every single year, every single day after that.
    73AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:50
    Re: #66
    Now that I've built up more knowledge and experience, looking back on how I worked in my 20s makes me want to scream — it was outrageous and embarrassing on so many levels.
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:58
    Re: #66
    Being able to notice and actually reflect on it already puts you way ahead.
    There are plenty of monsters out there who never notice even at that age —
    people who never change until the day they die.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Oswald’s Ito Gives Stunned Response to Partner Hatanaka’s “Do You Know How Hard It Is to Wait for Someone Late?” — Studio Reacts “No Way?”

  • Ariyoshi Hiroyuki on Yonsentoushin: ‘Might Have Been Better as a Duo’

    It has been reported that on Ariyoshi Hiroyuki’s radio show, he addressed Yonsentoushin’s Tsuzuki Hiroki — currently suspended from activities after being referred to prosecutors on suspicion of violating the Nuisance Prevention Ordinance — saying the remaining two members would just “have to do their best.” On 5channel’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, posters speculated about the group possibly continuing as a duo, citing real examples of comedy trios that found success after becoming duos.

    On the August 23 broadcast of “Ariyoshi Hiroyuki’s SUNDAY NIGHT DREAMER” (JFN network), Ariyoshi addressed Yonsentoushin’s Tsuzuki Hiroki, who was referred to prosecutors on suspicion of violating the Tokyo Metropolitan Nuisance Prevention Ordinance and has been suspended from activities by his agency for the time being.

    Ariyoshi opened by saying, “First off, there’s something I want to get out of the way — Yonsentoushin’s Tsuzuki,” before adding sharply, “Tsuzuki was referred to prosecutors for groping someone. I really wish he’d cut it out.”

    He went on to riff on the topic with jokes, pulling others into the bit, but in reality Tsuzuki was referred to prosecutors on suspicion of violating the Tokyo Metropolitan Nuisance Prevention Ordinance and assault, and remains suspended from activities by his agency for the time being.

    Source: sirabee.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:32
    So is this the "would've been better if the two of them groped someone together" pattern?
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:33
    There's no way these two can pull it off alone
    I mean, the shaved-head guy was kind of the one steering the conversation
    and he was writing the material too, wasn't he?
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:58
    Re: #3
    Goto's the one who writes the material
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:30
    Re: #3
    Wait, what?!
    Wasn't it the gloomy-looking guy who wrote the material?
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:33
    Ariyoshi goes soft on comedians who aren't with Yoshimoto (their talent agency)
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
    Re: #4
    You'd only get to say that if he'd also gone soft on Tsuzuki
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:34
    Is Jungle Pocket doing okay?
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:42
    Re: #5
    Better than when they were a trio, at least
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:48
    Re: #5
    Doesn't exactly feel like they're thriving as a duo, but I do think each of them is doing their best individually
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:34
    Like Sokonuke Airline, for instance (the trio Kosaka Daimaou, aka PIKOTARO, came from)
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:35
    Judging by their promo photos, Goto and Ishibashi as a duo honestly feels like the better fit
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:35
    Coming from someone who's bad at writing material and barely writes any, that's rich
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:37
    I think it's better as a duo
    don't need that guy
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:37
    Well, "hope they do their best" is really all anyone can say at this point
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
    Comedy trios are almost nonexistent among entertainers, huh. Guess that proves the saying "three heads are better than one" doesn't hold for comedy acts
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    Re: #13
    Tokyo 03
    Conto Akashingo
    Let's Go Sanbiki
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:29
    Re: #13
    Not many trios have made it big since Neptune, have they
    even Robert is basically doing solo work at this point
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:41
    Would Saruganseki have been better as a duo?
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:44
    Re: #17
    Going solo turned into a huge success for him
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:46
    Are there any acts that went from trio to duo and actually made it work?
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:50
    Re: #27
    Sandwichman
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    Feels like bringing him back early once his suspension ends would generate more buzz, honestly
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:48
    Guess he can't go buying pricey vintage clothes and dressing weird anymore
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:49
    He's not gonna quit drinking anyway, so bringing him back is nothing but a liability
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:49
    The most hated one of the bunch is still there, so it's a no-go
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:50
    Ostrich Club never caused a single scandal, and they were better off staying a trio
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:52
    Re: #35
    Didn't know Sandwichman used to be a trio
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:52
    Because of you, Ostrich Club became a duo
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:13
    Goto's the one who writes the material, so there's no real problem
    From what I heard, back in comedy school Goto was originally paired with Tsuzuki, got fed up with him, split off and teamed up with Ishibashi instead — but Ishibashi turned out to be so hopeless that Goto got back together with Tsuzuki and just tacked Ishibashi on as a bonus. Given that history, they'll probably manage somehow
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:49
    Re: #54
    Then Goto must be genuinely worn out by all this

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Ariyoshi Hiroyuki comments on Yonsentoushin’s future: “There are cases where it would’ve been better as a duo” / “The two of them will just have to do their best”.”

  • Deep in the Red, Chunichi Dragons Still Lead Central League in Home Attendance at 98.7%

    The Chunichi Dragons are mired in the Central League cellar with a losing record, sitting in fifth place barely ahead of last-place Hiroshima — yet as of the 24th, their home stadium Vantelin Dome boasts a 98.7% attendance rate, tops in the Central League. On 5ch, users debated why the team stays packed even while losing, pointing to the club’s policy of prioritizing local-born players and a fanbase that enjoys watching regardless of wins or losses.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:55
    Incredible.
    Chunichi — sitting in fifth place with no game gap over last-place Hiroshima — have pulled off a "feat."
    Their home stadium's attendance rate (attendance as a share of maximum capacity) hit a jaw-dropping 98.7% as of the 24th, reportedly putting them at the very top of the Central League.
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:55
    I like Chunidora precisely because they're weak (Chunidora = fan nickname mashing "Chunichi" + "Dora[gons]")
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:01
    Re: #5
    Re: #10
    Feel that.
    Seriously, whenever a Chunichi thread pops up I click it even though I'm not even a fan
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:27
    Re: #5
    Chunichi Dragons fan: "I love Chunidora because they're weak! I watch every single day!"
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:57
    Watching Chunichi lose tickles my maternal instincts
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:59
    They're definitely winning over fans nationwide now, not just in Nagoya
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:02
    It's just that Toyota's benefiting from the weak yen, so some of the flush-with-cash crowd is spending it here.
    Same thing's happening at other sports too — they're getting sold out from the spillover cash.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:05
    Even Hanshin and Hiroshima, which get called "religions," see empty seats when the team's weak like normal teams do.
    Chunichi is seriously an anomaly.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:06
    This makes every other team that's actually trying to win look like idiots
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:07
    A win from a strong team and a win from a weak team hit about 10 times differently in excitement
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:08
    Every other team's front office must be so jealous
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:09
    Wouldn't the fanbase actually shrink if Chunichi got strong?
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    Re: #21
    Actually, back in the Ochiai era they were strong but not popular 🥺
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    Re: #21
    That's because they're not playing the boring brand of baseball they did in the Ochiai era
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:09
    Unlike some zombie squad out there, this is a weakness you actually want to cheer for
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:10
    It's not just CBC and Tokai TV — Nagoya TV (Me~Tele) is in on the brainwashing too with "Do Desu Ka" (a Dragons-themed local TV segment)
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:12
    Chunidora occasionally pulls off some ridiculously dramatic wins lol
    As a spectacle/business, they're basically unbeatable
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:14
    There's not even the hope of "Hame-chan gets sold off to Mobage and the team finally changes" — so why do they get this much support anyway? (nods to how another team's sale to DeNA/Mobage once sparked hope of change)
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:15
    It's because they treasure local-born players like Ishikawa.
    Rakuten should take a page from that.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:15
    Meanwhile, 8 years ago
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:52
    Re: #30
    Matayoshi's retirement was announced too, huh
    Really makes you feel the era changing
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:16
    Honestly, no team puts on a wilder show than Chunichi
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:17
    Seriously, why does this happen?
    What I've heard is that corporate season seats sell like crazy regardless of win/loss record, and that their win rate happens to sit right around the percentage that gives you that gambling-style dopamine hit.
    It's not like Nagoya has no other entertainment options, though.
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:20
    Re: #34
    Probably because they've built up a huge base of fans like me who are satisfied just watching a Chunichi game, win or lose.
    Credit to the front office's effort.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:18
    Daikō Satian (a dark joke referencing Aum Shinrikyo's old facility, which once stood near where the Dragons' dome now sits)
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Re: #37
    The dome's actually in Yada, not Daikō
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    What's actually different from bottom-dwelling Hiroshima?
    Is it just because they have a dome?
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:30
    Re: #49
    It's simply that the club's appeal is on a completely different level.
    Chunichi has plenty of players you actually want to root for.
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:28
    Guess Tatsunami [as manager] had nothing to do with it after all
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:29
    Re: #56
    Oh it absolutely did
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:40
    Since they lose more often than not, when they do win occasionally it floods your brain with dopamine and feels amazing
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:43
    Re: #69
    It's Fever Chunidoragoul! (a pun mashing "Chunidora" with "Tokyo Ghoul")
    110AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:20
    Love how Nagoya's main entertainment options are basically Chunidora, Legoland, and Ghibli Park
    112AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:22
    Re: #110
    You kidding me? There's also pachinko, horse racing, plenty of other stuff
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:24
    It's been climbing steadily ever since COVID restrictions eased.
    Ochiai doesn't have as much to do with it as people say.





    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:25
    Honestly every team knows that winning the championship makes way more money through merch and events, so Chunichi is probably giving it their all right now.
    "Salaries suffer because they're in last place" is like a 20th-century Hanshin kind of take.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:30
    Re: #114
    Sure, if they could actually win the championship.
    But if you load up on reinforcements and still end up finishing an awkward 4th, it doesn't pay off and the cost-effectiveness is terrible.
    So I think Chunichi's current situation is actually the best case for them.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Good News] Chunichi Dragons Lead Central League with 98.7% Attendance Rate.”

  • Reactions Pour In to a 45-Year-Old Man’s Delusional Moves to “Get Close to Young Female Coworkers”

    An article from Nikkan SPA titled “The Delusional Moves of a 45-Year-Old Man Who Wants to Get Close to Young Female Coworkers” became a hot topic on 5ch.

    The thread filled up with blunt takes like “it all comes down to whether you’re good-looking or not,” alongside practical advice such as “start by getting close to women your own age first.” One poster who confessed their own real-life experience got roasted by the whole thread, fueling the discussion.

    The “Delusional Moves” of a 45-Year-Old Man Who Wants to Get Close to Young Female Coworkers… “I Think I Keep Up with What the Young Ones Are Into” | Nikkan SPA!

    Posted: August 25, 2026, 15:53

    Daichi Sakaiya

    Source: nikkan-spa.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    Even Yamada Ryosuke, at 31, said "I'm an old guy now, I shouldn't force my way into hanging out with young people."
    Tamamori Yuta also said, "A high schooler is a fan of mine? I'm 35, are you sure you've got the right guy?"
    And Okura Tadayoshi said, "As a 39-year-old man, I think it would count as harassment for me to even have feelings for a young woman."
    (These are all real quotes from Japanese idols downplaying age-gap attention.)
    Meanwhile random old dudes out there have weirdly sky-high self-esteem, casually lie about their age, and claim they "look young" or "resemble [some celebrity]" — seriously, what is that? Some kind of disease?
    Guys who say with a straight face "young girls just suit me better than women my own age," "obviously younger women are better," "go out with me!", "let's go to a hot spring together!" — there are real men like this everywhere and it's genuinely gross.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:57
    Re: #9
    Meanwhile a junior idol was saying stuff like this, and what was that other member Yamaguchi doing, abusing his position of power? (alluding to a real idol misconduct scandal)
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:15
    Re: #9 is pure, undeniable truth.
    Even calling it "flawless" doesn't do it justice.
    Good-looking guys understand from experience just how many different kinds of women there are, and even with older women, if the interest is genuine, they'll make a sincere effort to respond in kind.
    They're not afraid to put themselves out there and let the other person decide — that's the kind of confidence they have.

    Delusional "good-looking" guys, on the other hand, aren't just cringe — for some reason they instinctively gravitate toward young women.
    "Instinctively" is the key part.
    If it works once, they get a taste for it and start chasing their own desires (in order of strength: lust, then the urge to dominate).

    Average-looking guys have no choice but to watch from the sidelines, understanding all this while staying out of sight, just observing from a distance —
    all while telling themselves they're making an effort to miraculously find a partner someday.
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:52
    Whether you're good-looking or not — if it's the latter, nothing you do matters.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:54
    Re: #11
    That's really all there is to it. If you're creepy, nothing works, period.
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:59
    Re: #11
    Even good-looking guys are out once they're old. Popular "handsome uncles" (ikeoji) don't push themselves on people.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:09
    Re: #11
    Good-looking guys handle dating smoothly, so without exception they end up falling for people their own age. Anyone who doesn't is a "delusional good-looking guy." I'm average-looking myself, so I can tell just from observing.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:59
    Get the non-young female coworkers on your side first.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:07
    Re: #34
    Seriously, this. But the non-young female coworkers want to get close to the young male employees, so all you can do is grit your teeth and endure.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:00
    When one links arms with another,
    in an instant, anyone becomes friends,
    hey there, hello everyone!
    (Lyrics from the classic Japanese kids' song "Tomodachi Sanka" / "Friendship Anthem")
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    Re: #38
    Akiba's Yodobashi Camera♪ (riffing on the electronics store's famous jingle)
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:01
    Just let them bask in the smug satisfaction of "teaching you something" and they'll come to you on their own.
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:01
    Start by getting close to girls your own age first.
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:04
    Re: #43
    They can't have kids, so unfortunately they're no longer marriage material.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    This one's simple — you'll get it once you become a parent at the average age for your generation.
    A "nice uncle" is best kept at a distance, just chilling amicably with other uncles his own age.
    Think about it — back when you were young, if some 45-year-old lady suddenly barged into your conversation going "oh I like that too!", wouldn't that have been rough…
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:06
    He's close to their dad's age, it's a no-go.
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:10
    Re: #65
    Exactly.
    Like even if you're talking about Sunday-morning tokusatsu shows, she's from the Heisei-era Kamen Rider generation.
    If some try-hard guy starts going on about how he loves the flashy, beeping-belt-transformation Rider shows, you'd want to lecture him, right?
    Same goes for manga, music, everything — the conversation just isn't going to click.
    You'd get it if you just pictured a conversation with your own dad.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:12
    It's totally normal to meet young people through a shared hobby, get close naturally, and end up dating that way.
    The problem is probably that you're aiming to date right from the start, so people get wary of you.

    Skipping the step of just becoming genuinely close first and jumping straight to trying to date is the issue — maybe that works fine between two young people, but not here.
    139AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:23
    Re: #98
    That one stung. She sits next to me and talks to me a lot, so I figured I had a shot, asked her to grab a meal, got shot down instantly, and she's been ignoring me ever since.
    144AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:24
    Re: #139
    From the outside it honestly looks creepy and cringe, so you should really stop doing that kind of thing.
    172AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:32
    Re: #139
    First off, that girl's probably talking to other guys too, not just you.

    The moment she turned down the meal invite tells you you weren't even in the "friend" category — she was just being polite to keep things running smoothly at work, and you mistook it for something more.
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:14
    There's no winning move except with a girl who's already warmed up to you on her own — if the "oji" (old guy) makes the first move, he's already lost lol.

    You're supposed to make her fall for you with your status — you've built up plenty over the years, haven't you?

    If you've got nothing to show for 45 years, just give up lol. A classic "useless old man."
    106AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:15
    Re: #103
    Sounds like the kind of thing you'd rattle off super fast.
    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:17
    Re: #103
    That's fair, honestly.
    The moment the other person feels uncomfortable, it's instant sexual harassment lol.

    And even if you got lucky and things turned romantic, if you break up later there's the risk she says "I couldn't refuse since he was my senior (boss)" and you get hit with a harassment claim lol.
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:18
    How long are you guys planning to drag this "am I popular or not" thing on for lol.

    Is there literally nothing driving you besides being horny?
    123AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:19
    Re: #118
    Don't you want to be popular no matter how old you get? It's not really that weird.
    126AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:20
    Re: #118
    Being addicted to wanting attention is a nasty affliction. Doesn't matter if you're married or not.
    171AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:32
    I'm 56 but I hang out with guys in their late 20s/early 30s. People think I'm their age. At karaoke I just casually sing Mrs. GREEN APPLE and stuff like that.
    195AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:38
    Re: #171
    Back when I was young, the old guys at company drinking parties would sing old songs, and honestly I think there's nothing wrong with singing old songs.
    196AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:38
    Re: #171
    Even if that's true, anyone who writes that about themselves on a place like this is 100% delusional, or just fantasizing.
    202AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:40
    There's no way a young woman actually wants to be friends with some guy over 40.
    230AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:44
    Re: #202
    Actually, here's the funny thing — girls who like to be spoiled sometimes fall hard for a dependable, kind, composed "oji-sama" (older gentleman) type. Go figure.
    241AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:46
    Re: #230
    Don't go generalizing from a statistical outlier.

    That's no different from saying "well actually, if you win the lottery you can buy a yacht" lol.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “The “Delusional Moves” of a 45-Year-Old Man Who Wanted to Get Close to Young Female Coworkers… “I Think I Keep Up with What the Young Ones Are Into” SPA.”

  • Kudo Yume’s Birthday Shows Sell Out Both Setagaya Egret Hall Performances — 5ch: “Juice=Juice’s Popularity Is Off the Charts”

    Hello! Project group Juice=Juice’s “Kudo Yume Birthday Event 2026” has sold out both the matinee and evening performances at Setagaya Egret Hall, and the fan club has announced there will be no second-round ticket applications. On 5ch’s Hello! Project thread, posters expressed surprise one after another — “Tako-chan’s (Kudo Yume’s nickname) popularity suddenly shot up” and “the venue’s popularity is even higher than when Ishiyama sold out Yurakucho Asahi Hall” — especially notable since the matinee show had noticeably empty seats last time. There are also anxious voices about the introduction of face-recognition e-tickets, with worries that upcoming Budokan and Pia Arena shows may see a rush of ticket-lottery losses too.

    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:06
    Venue popularity is even higher now than when Ishiyama sold out the evening show at Yurakucho Asahi Hall. Juice=Juice's popularity is just absurd.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:22
    And last year the matinee show was practically empty…
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    Guess new fans are finally catching on to Tako-chan's charm.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:25
    Nah, these aren't new fans — it's DDs (fans who follow multiple idols/groups at once) flooding in.
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:49
    Re: #20
    Yeah, that's probably it.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:28
    Tako-chan's cute, a great singer, and has a great personality — she's the best.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:28
    Hard to find a venue much bigger than Setagaya around here.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:33
    No second round has to mean they miscalculated the capacity.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:36
    Guess the "Hyoremi" effect kicked in.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:37
    Re: #28
    Hey, still waiting on that apology?
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:37
    The last Monday in September is an easy day to take off work, too.
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:38
    Kudo topped the Harocolle (Hello! Project collection) poll and still lost the lottery for both shows — it's blowing up on X (Twitter) lol
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:38
    Tako-chan suddenly blew up huge.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:38
    Thought Kudo's shows were a nightmare to get tickets for, but turns out it's a full-on lottery-loss festival. Next up is probably Irie.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:39
    This time of year, both she and her fans are usually swamped. This year, though, so many people lost the lottery that fans ended up with time on their hands.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:39
    She's clearly top-tier popularity within Hello! Project at this point.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:39
    Wait, is this an e-ticket?
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:40
    Re: #36
    > Note: Entry to this performance will be via e-ticket using facial recognition.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:40
    I always applied in the second round every year — guess there's none this time.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:41
    At this rate, Budokan and Pia Arena will probably be a lottery-loss festival too, even with e-tickets.
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:46
    If Kudo alone can fill both Setagaya shows, then for Kawashima even a 1,500-capacity venue probably wouldn't be enough.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    Re: #51
    A lottery-loss festival would be rough. There are weekday events and tour dates too — I wonder if fans even have any paid leave left.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    Re: #51
    Tickets went unsold last time, so I doubt they'll bump the capacity up much. A lottery-loss festival is guaranteed.
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:46
    Is this the Aarii effect? Maybe Aarii's going to show up.
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:49
    Wow, incredible. Guess this is what it looks like when something actually sells.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:50
    It's kind of scary how it feels like even Arisawa or Irie might be able to draw a bigger crowd than Kawanishi at this rate.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:50
    Guess going forward, anything smaller than Zepp-class venues just won't cut it.
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    You can really tell Juice=Juice is blowing up huge among Hello! Project fans in general — the people coming aren't just Tako-chan's own fans. Now I'm getting nervous about my oshi's birthday event.
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:52
    Anti-fan trolls ("ankasu") do nothing but boomerang their own insults back at themselves lol
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:52
    They can fill a 1,200-capacity venue in Ise, so why is ANGERME doing so miserably?
    112AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:54
    Of course new fans go straight for Juice=Juice, and even among longtime Hello! Project fans they're the most popular group — they're the only group where you're guaranteed a quality live show.
    122AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:55
    Re: #112
    That's a bit much. They're just bandwagon fans.
    131AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:59
    Wait, is Moara's show using facial recognition too?
    139AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    Re: #131
    > Note: Entry to this performance will be via e-ticket using facial recognition.
    145AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    Re: #139
    Ah I see, so it's the same as before.
    152AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:02
    Re: #139
    So it does have facial recognition after all.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Both Setagaya Egret Hall Shows Sold Out] Notice: No Second-Round FC Applications for “Juice=Juice Kudo Yume Birthday Event 2026”.”

  • SIE Releases PS5 Exclusives Trailer — Turns Out There Are Only 6

    On August 24, Sony Interactive Entertainment released a video titled “Only On PS5,” showcasing PS5-exclusive titles. Six games were named, including Marvel’s Wolverine, Astro Bot, Gran Turismo 7, and Ghost of Yōtei, and thread posters quickly pointed out how small that number was.

    Some questioned why GT7 — which also has a PS4 version — counts as an exclusive, while others compared the count to Switch 2’s exclusive lineup, noting “PS5’s already been overtaken.”

    On August 24, 2026, Sony Interactive Entertainment (SIE) released a video titled “Only On PS5 | PS5 Games” on YouTube.

    Is this video a sign that game software is shifting away from multiplatform releases toward hardware-exclusive strategies?

    Source: gamespark.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:21
    The video touts Marvel's Wolverine, Astro Bot, SALOS, Gran Turismo 7, God of War Laufey, and Ghost of Yōtei as PS5 exclusives.

    Six games.
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    So PS is basically a garbage dump, huh
    The exclusives are just that bad
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    Check your facts before making a thread.

    [Bad News for Nintendo Fanboys] Sony officially stresses that Ghost of Yōtei, Wolverine, and other PS5 titles are exclusive — PC ports looking unlikely?
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1787621783/
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:26
    Only six…
    No wonder people say 'just get it on PC.'
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:28
    They ran ads going 'Now that the lineup's complete, you can buy a PS5 with confidence!' …but it's nowhere near complete.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:28
    Re: #1
    Doesn't matter if you show it off —
    this junk console still ain't gonna sell, lolol 😂
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:29
    Report: Sony may be halting PC ports of major PS5 titles amid a strategic shift blamed on weak sales
    https://gadget.phileweb.com/post-120489/
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:30
    So it really wasn't selling after all.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:30
    Makes sense they'd pull out if it wasn't selling on PC.
    Truly the weakest first party out there.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:33
    Isn't GT7 cross-gen with PS4?… Why are they declaring it 'Only on PS5'?
    Also, the exclusives themselves are just plain weak.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:33
    If it's not even a day-one PC release, don't act surprised it doesn't sell on PC.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:35
    Honestly the comment section is the real content on Game*Spark.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:37
    'Only On' feels like an Xbox slogan to me.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    It's already thin on games as it is, and half the 'lineup' is padded out with PS4 titles and unreleased games — that's just sad, lol
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:44
    If Microsoft ever said Xbox games were only coming to Xbox consoles, there'd be riots.
    Sony? …eh, who'd even care.
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:45
    I mean, bragging about exclusives is fine and all —
    but that means you're fine never getting Microsoft's games in return, right? lol
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:47
    Classic Sony — just stay 'Only On' forever, please lol
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:50
    They're straight-up lying by calling GT7 a PS5 exclusive when it's cross-gen with PS4, lmao

    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:59
    Re: #26
    It's not a lie —
    even their own PR team doesn't care enough to know it's cross-gen.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    Six years since launch and only 6 exclusives, lolololol
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    Re: #36
    So that's about one a year, huh…
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:17
    Re: #36
    lol
    That is genuinely pathetic
    105AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:07
    Re: #36
    First-party studios have zero motivation left
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:16
    Re: #1
    Worldwide hardware sales for July:
    PS5: 784,000 units (boycott underway)
    Switch 2: 707,000 units
    Xbox Series: 115,000 units
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:53
    Re: #42
    VGChartz: 'PS5 sold 2.6 million units at retail in FY25 Q4!!!!' Sony: 'We shipped 1.5 million.'
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1778214624/

    VGChartz: 'Sorry, turns out PS5 was actually losing badly the whole Jan–Mar stretch ☺'
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1778246086/
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:20
    PS5 exclusive first-party titles:
    – Marvel's Wolverine
    – Astro Bot
    – SALOS
    – Gran Turismo 7
    – God of War Laufey
    – Ghost of Yōtei

    PS5 exclusive third-party titles:


    Guess you don't get a lineup like this without third-party trust (striking a smug pose)
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    Re: #50
    lol, every single one of them jumped ship to Steam or Switch 2
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:23
    Re: #1
    Turns out PlayStation actually posts better earnings the fewer exclusives it has
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:37
    Even Pokaosu (a gaming YouTuber/streamer) was raving about Ghost of Yōtei, lol
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:42
    Re: #79
    Pokaosu's highest-earning video was actually the Tsushima swordfight one
    86AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:45
    Only six?
    Doesn't Switch 2 already have more exclusives than that?
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:47
    Re: #86
    Mario Kart World
    Donkey Kong Bananza
    Tears of the Kingdom Musou
    Kirby Air Riders
    Mario Tennis
    Pokoa

    That's already just as many.
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:49
    Re: #87
    GT7 isn't even exclusive, so Switch 2's already winning on numbers lol
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:01
    Re: #87
    Bragging about a bigger pile of garbage doesn't really help (lol)
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:51
    Now hold on, hold on —
    Blackout Dawn 2, Whatever-Numeral 20, and Space Bald are all still coming to join the exclusives lineup, no need to panic.
    95AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:53
    Re: #93
    They're already padding it out with an unreleased 'Hag 20' filler entry
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:03
    Hasn't Switch 2 already overtaken PS5 on exclusive title count?
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 18:06
    Re: #103
    Switch 2 has 15 released exclusives
    PS5 has 13
    Yep, it's been overtaken

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry / Geha) thread “[PS5 Exclusive] SIE Releases ‘Only On PS5’ Trailer Showcasing PS5-Exclusive Titles.”

  • ‘APEX Is Basically an Upgraded Splatoon,’ Claims 5ch Poster — Gets Buried in Replies: ‘Reeks of Someone Who’s Never Played It’

    It started with a post declaring “I want to teach people who only play Splatoon,” which spun into an argument that APEX is the “upgraded version” of Splatoon, and Helldivers 2 is the “upgraded version” of Splat Raiders (the poster’s nickname for Splatoon’s co-op mode). The poster backed up the claim with self-reported stats like hitting the S+50 rank cap and figures like “nearly 100,000 concurrent players,” but other users fired back one after another with lines like “someone who can’t get specific” and “reeks of never having played it, lol.” The thread eventually spiraled into a broader debate about the differences between the game genres themselves.

    1AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:23
    I want to explain this to people who only play Splatoon
    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    By the way, I maxed out my rank in Splatoon 1 and hit S+50 in Splatoon 3
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:34
    Re: #2
    And also, you never even cleared floor 100 of the Mess Hall
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:24
    Oh, so APEX has Turf War battles?
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:28
    Re: #3
    There's a concept called Area Control — it's basically territory fighting
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:25
    APEX is nothing like Splatoon.
    And what, is this a showdown between dying, low-pop games like Helldivers 2 and Raiders? lol
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:27
    Re: #4
    Helldivers 2 isn't dying. It's got concurrent player counts close to 100,000
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:28
    For starters, you can even play Apex on Switch
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:29
    Re: #8
    It's locked at 60fps, so you'll get outgunned by PS5 players
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:29
    You've probably never played either one, so they look the same to you
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:31
    Re: #12
    I'd say Splatoon's tactics and teamwork are shallower than APEX's
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:32
    Re: #10
    A 'concept,' huh?
    If you're gonna call it an upgrade, it better let you paint turf
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:34
    Re: #16
    Three players securing a wider area, getting sightlines across a broad range, and denying the enemy anywhere to hide — that's basically the same thing, right?
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:48
    Re: #24
    If it's just part of the map instead of the whole thing, isn't that more like Area Control than Turf War?
    Anyway, hurry up and actually teach us about Apex already.
    All you've done is talk about Splatoon this whole time lol
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:50
    Re: #45
    Apex's current meta is Axel, Sia, and Loba
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:52
    Re: #45
    You're probably just watching Splatoon 3 videos for a smear campaign lol
    That's why you can't even give an average X Power off the top of your head, and your answers about other games are just as vague
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:32
    The type who talks in broad generalizations but can't get into specifics
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:34
    Re: #19
    Seriously, that's exactly the vibe I get.
    It just sounds like empty talk — 'I bought it,' 'I played it,' and that's it
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:33
    Re: #15
    Be specific.
    You've probably never even played Ranked Clam Blitz
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:38
    Re: #20
    'Even Clam Blitz,' huh?
    If you're gonna say that, it should be 'even Area Control'
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:39
    Impressive how hard you're trying with knowledge you picked up from videos
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    Re: #30
    Here's some knowledge you won't get from videos: X Match didn't even exist in Splatoon 3's first season.
    So when I hit S+50 max rank, I didn't get a single badge for it — pretty disappointing
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:42
    I did Apex's garbage tutorial that doesn't even tell you which button fires your gun, then got thrown straight into a real match and that was it
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:47
    Re: #33
    That 'garbage' Bangalore tutorial actually does teach you how to shoot.
    Are you one of those old-timers still going on about Season 1 or something?
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    You can play Apex on Switch 2 too, so you should teach them
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:45
    Re: #34
    It's locked at 60fps and the Pro Controller quality is bad, so it's not even worth discussing
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    Salmon Run is actually the closer match to Helldivers 2
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    Re: #35
    Yeah, fair enough
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:54
    They're completely different games

    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:01
    Re: #50
    Same here (lit. 'comrade').
    Even though they're both co-op PvE, the concepts and the skills they demand are totally different.
    I'd love to grill these never-played-it types on it, but that type has nothing but time to burn — digging through videos, and these days you can even fake it with AI
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:56
    Re: #48
    I see. Simply put, it's a 3-team battle royale.
    A battle royale is a game where you fight to be the last team standing inside a map whose playable area keeps shrinking.
    Honestly, you can just run and hide until it's down to the last two teams
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:56
    Re: #53
    That's not an 'upgrade' at all lol
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:01
    Re: #54
    It's basically the same kind of thing.
    I guess you could also call it Overwatch-like, but people who played Splatoon will probably get more into APEX
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    Re: #58
    Overwatch is also a completely different game

    It's a game where you swap heroes mid-match — even within the same game — based on the enemy/ally composition and the map, so how do you end up saying that's the same as Splatoon?
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Re: #71
    If it were the same, it'd just be a ripoff.
    If that were the case, people would be calling it a 'Formstar' clone or something
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:27
    Re: #80
    Where's this 'similar' or 'upgrade' claim of yours even coming from?
    Is it the same game just because you wipe things out?
    It's not some contest over how fast you can mow down Terminids — you're allowed to just complete the objective and bail.
    That's not to say Raiders is inferior either — something like the Mess Hall lets you build your own strategy on top of the base spawns plus random spawns, giving it that L4D-style appeal too.

    You really don't have an eye for games, do you?
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:29
    Re: #90
    Of course — since they're different games, I never said they're exactly the same.
    What I mean by 'upgrade' is that there's a good chance you'd be fine just playing that one instead.
    If you haven't tried it, you should — I'm just being nice here
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:31
    Re: #92
    That's exactly why you're getting mocked here — because it's off the mark

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware & Industry (Geha)) thread “APEX, the Upgraded Version of Splatoon, and Helldivers 2, the Upgraded Version of Splat Raiders”.

  • Chinese Netizens Long for Anime-Style School Life, Admit China’s Is ‘Study, Study, Study All Day’

    A Chinese X (Twitter) user’s post went viral after declaring, “I long for a student life like in Japanese anime — in China we’re up at 6am, in bed at 10pm, and stuck at school for 16 hours a day.” On 5ch, the post kicked off a thread where users traded real photos of Chinese schools alongside comparisons of Japan-China education costs, GDP, and trust rankings, with the discussion snowballing from simple sympathy into a full-blown national power showdown.

    Li baitian@LiYuchigz9r

    Translated from Chinese

    I genuinely, desperately want to study in Japan. China’s approach to education is unbelievably high-pressure — up at 6am, lights out at 10pm, stuck at school for 16 hours a day 😭 I wonder if people overseas can really understand this feeling? I’d love to live even one day as a Japanese student, but sadly that’s just a fantasy. Tomorrow I’m back in that “prison” again. I’m going to save up and make it to Japan someday, for sure.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:41
    Meanwhile Japan just keeps getting dumber and the country keeps declining
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:43
    Re: #8
    Anime, manga, and games are basically opium for escaping reality
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:55
    Re: #8
    Then again, just looking at the numbers, China's social problems are way worse
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:51
    Are anime otaku just universally dumb no matter the country?
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:52
    Re: #19
    Well, studying's probably just so brutal there they want to escape, plain and simple
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:52
    A Chinese middle school
    [Chongqing Nankai Liangjiang Middle School]



    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:57
    Re: #23
    Looks like there's a watchtower right in the middle
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:59
    Re: #23
    Every single window looks like it's got iron bars on it
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:13
    Re: #23
    This is literally that unhinged school life Chiikawa parodied (a hit cute-character manga/anime known for gag arcs that turn surprisingly grim) — playing out for real
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:53
    Tianjin, China — the "Tianjin Binhai Library"






    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:54
    Re: #26
    Looks like a dystopia, kind of unsettling
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:55
    Re: #26
    It's a library and they're just papering over it with book-pattern wallpaper?
    That's… something
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:54
    Countries with the most billionaires



    Ranked: The Countries With the Most Billionaires in 2026
    https://www.visualcapitalist.com/countries-with-most-billionaires-in-2026/
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:54
    Average sleep time by country
    🇨🇳China 9h 2m
    🇺🇸USA 8h 59m
    🇫🇷France 8h 33m
    🌏World average 8h 29m
    🇬🇧UK 8h 28m
    🇰🇷South Korea 7h 51m
    🇯🇵Japan 7h 42m

    Japan ranks dead last in sleep time among 33 countries — and dead last in economic growth too
    There's gotta be some connection here, right?

    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:57
    Ranking of countries with the worst online manners
    #1 🇯🇵Japan
    #2 🇰🇷South Korea
    #3 🇮🇳India
    #4 🇧🇷Brazil
    #5 🇲🇽Mexico
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:58
    Global battery market share
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:58
    "Most trustworthy countries" ranking
    https://www.asahi.com/sp/articles/ASV3F3WLTV3FUTFK00KM.html

    #1 🇨🇳China

    #3 🇯🇵Japan




    The times are changing and there's no stopping it — Japan is in decline
    115AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:45
    Re: #42


    Naturally, the world's most trustworthy country 😤
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:59
    China has been #1 in the world in AI technology for ages now, you know?



    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:02
    The Qing Dynasty ← Stayed smug about being the center of the world and fell behind on modernization
    The Meiji Restoration ← Pushed modernization hard so as not to end up colonized like the Qing

    Japan today ← Still smug, thinking it's above China
    China ← The whole country is studying like mad to overtake Japan, and its top talent goes straight into AI and robotics development
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:06
    Re: #48
    It's less "still smug" and more that Japan already hit its #1 postwar goal — reconstruction — so with no goal left, it just stopped trying that hard
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:12
    Re: #61
    Even if you only gathered decent, level-headed people, everyone feels a totally different degree of crisis about Japan's current state
    And on top of that, there are people out there who are basically pure malice, so it turns into a defensive crouch just trying to survive that environment
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:03
    This is no joke — I'm a grad student at Institute of Science Tokyo right now, and Chinese students are genuinely excellent
    Japanese students aren't even in the same league
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    Re: #51
    Isn't that just because only the elite Chinese students make it there in the first place?
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    Per-capita GDP growth rate comparison
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    "Dad" [i.e. China] sure is busy today, one minute hyping Japan up, the next tearing it down
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:08
    Re: #54
    Yeah, they're hurling some seriously mixed-up feelings at us
    Caught between CCP propaganda, the glittering admiration for Japan from the 1970s-90s, and the fact that, whatever else, Japan genuinely became a country that doesn't go to war after the war
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:04
    🇯🇵Japan is losing even in hotels now
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:05
    Re: #56
    You guys never even go there, so it doesn't matter lol
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:05
    [The Future] 🇨🇳China's Xiaomi unveils an SUV with a 1,705km range

    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:08
    🇨🇳China is #1 in the world in aquaculture, and Japan is way behind in this field
    72AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:11
    When you think about it, Japan's actually pretty blessed
    Even though Tokyo University is nothing special by world standards,
    once you're in, the rest of your life is basically easy mode

    If a Todai student had been born in China instead of Japan,
    they'd only get into some mid-tier Chinese university
    and have to grind through a hard life
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:12
    Re: #72
    When a Todai grad applied to a top Chinese company, they got rejected outright for not being academically strong enough
    Even Todai med school grads only earn half what their South Korean counterparts do, so they're "losers" too
    92AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Japan is cutting university research funding
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:19
    Re: #92
    Do stuff like this and national strength is bound to decline, obviously
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 17:20
    Shocking: Chinese makers now hold nearly 50% of Japan's TV market
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/c2bca30ba1871a2a74a8c6f7db33284f70d5ccd9

    Chinese home appliance giant 🇨🇳Hisense took the #1 spot with a 40.4% share, while 🇨🇳TCL came in third at 9.5% — together the two companies command 49.9% of the market.

    Hisense, which claimed the top spot, acquired Toshiba's (formerly Toshiba Visual Solutions) TV brand "Regza," and boosted Regza's competitiveness through supply-chain sourcing and business-division restructuring. On top of that, Hisense has also been waging an aggressive low-price offensive under its own brand, and has carved out a solid position in the Japanese market.
    Backed by excellent cost performance, it's winning over Japanese consumers too, and the old idea that "if you're buying appliances, buy Japanese" seems to be fading.




    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Chinese person: “I long for a school life like in Japanese anime… in China it’s study, study, study all day!!!!”“.