Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Haruna Kawaguchi’s New Film Crosses ¥1 Billion at the Box Office — 5ch: “Tearjerkers Always Hit”

    It was announced on the 11th that the film *Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World: My Diary of Life*, starring Haruna Kawaguchi, topped ¥1 billion at the box office just nine days after release. The source material is a true-life memoir by Nodoka Endo, who was profiled in a segment of the variety show *100 Million People’s Big Question!? Warattekoraete!*; her record of holding onto her love for her husband and child while battling Stage IV colorectal cancer struck a chord with audiences nationwide. On 5ch, the thread ranged from criticism of the promotional line “sobbed so hard I was gasping for air,” to comparisons with the box office of similar true-story “tearjerker” films like *Bride with One Month to Live*, to the budget realities pushing Japanese cinema toward TV-drama-style productions, to comparisons with other young actresses’ standing.

    October 11, 2026, 11:22 AM

    It was announced on the 11th that the film *Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World: My Diary of Life*, starring actress Haruna Kawaguchi, topped ¥1 billion at the box office just nine days after its release (October 2).

    The film adapts the bestselling memoir (published by Shogakukan) written by Nodoka Endo, whose story — followed in the “Wedding Trip” segment of the Nippon TV variety show *100 Million People’s Big Question!? Warattekoraete!* — moved the whole country to tears as a “true story that won’t stop the tears.” Set in 2018, in Aomori: Nodoka, then 21, was diagnosed with Stage IV colorectal cancer. Even so, what she refused to let go of was her love for her husband, Shoichi, and for the child she was about to bring into the world…

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:32
    The idiot leftists were trying to cancel it, but it had zero impact.
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:38
    Re: #2
    Did something happen?
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:33
    I'm not usually into movies that sell themselves as tearjerkers, but I wonder about this one?
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:35
    Re: #5
    Probably about half of commercial Japanese films are tearjerker types.
    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:03
    Re: #5
    Re: #7
    Whether I cry or not is for me to decide after watching — I wish they'd stop marketing it with "it'll make you cry," "I cried," "so moving," and the like.
    It just kills the mood.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:34
    I'm not a fan of movies that use death to squeeze out tears.
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:58
    Re: #6
    Agreed.
    It gives off that same shady vibe as the 24-Hour TV charity telethon.
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:39
    I thought this whole "someone's dying" genre had died down, but it's got real staying power.
    59AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:04
    Re: #16
    Still, did this really need to be a theatrical film?
    Could've just put it on YouTube, or done it on Netflix.
    A 2-hour TV drama slot would've been plenty.
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:39
    Re: #7
    Well, fair enough, lol

    When I read a novel marketed as a tearjerker and a sickly girl shows up, I already know she's going to die, so it's just painful, lol
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:41
    Re: #17
    I hated that whole wave of tearjerkers where the hero or heroine just dies for the sake of it.
    19AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:39
    Re: #1
    "Sobbing," "wailing," and especially "bawling" are all different ways of crying, aren't they? Not that it matters, but still.
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:56
    Re: #19
    That's exactly what bugged me the moment I saw the title.
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:42
    "Sobbing" (嗚咽) means crying with a choked, strangled voice; "wailing" (号泣) means crying loudly and intensely. The main difference is in how the voice sounds and how intense the crying is.
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:45
    Re: #23
    If you just made that up, fine, but if the article actually wrote it that way, that tells you how sharp the writer is, lol
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:44
    Haven't seen this movie, but the original *Warattekoraete!* documentary segment it's based on did make me cry.
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:05
    Re: #27
    *Warattekoraete!*? Why was that running on a variety show meant for laughs?
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:54
    If you've got spare time to cry over some stranger's life and death,

    spend that time living your own damn life like it matters, every minute of it.
    48AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:55
    Re: #44
    The fact that you're here on the afternoon of the middle day of a 3-day weekend means you're already flushing your time down the drain in a big way.
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:56
    Why are Japanese movies always so gloomy?
    Can't they make something that goes full entertainment instead?
    62AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:05
    Re: #50
    Big entertainment blockbusters need huge sets and action sequences, and that costs money.
    Unless you've got a budget on the scale of Hollywood — more than 10 times what Japanese films get — it ends up looking cheap.
    That kind of spectacle gets handled in anime instead, where you can just draw it, while live-action Japanese films settle for human drama.
    55AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:02
    Re: #1
    Isn't this the one about choosing between saving the pregnant mother who has cancer, or giving up on the mother to save the baby being born?

    If it were me, I'd choose my wife.
    58AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:04
    Re: #55
    That's exactly like the wife of a former Yomiuri TV announcer.
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:05
    Never thought Kawaguchi would end up outranking Ayase as an actress.
    101AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:29
    Re: #63
    Looks like she might even top Ryusei Yokohama and Suzu Hirose too.
    79AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:16
    That's exactly it — what's the point of grabbing random comments from the SNS rabble and going "here's what people are saying"?
    Of course there's going to be both glowing reviews and brutal pans.
    92AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:24
    Re: #79
    The one writing the article can cherry-pick too, you know.
    But that's how reporters' writing has always been.
    98AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:28
    Re: #79
    Whether it's flattery or bashing, whoever wrote it doesn't want to take responsibility for it.
    So they frame it as "we're just reporting that these voices exist," nothing more.
    89AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:23
    The film *Bride with One Month to Live* grossed ¥3.15 billion.
    The film *10 Years of Life Left* grossed about ¥2.87 billion (cumulative box office).
    Tearjerkers are always a hit — it's basically a law of nature.
    97AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:27
    Re: #89
    I guess people just can't help wanting to be moved.
    If you lived your whole life without ever being moved by anything,
    I'm not even joking, wouldn't you just die? That's humans for you.
    91AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:24
    So it broke a billion yen — feels like I've seen this kind of thing done to death already, but I guess there's still demand.
    Speaking of which, what ever happened to that Haruka Ayase movie?
    Did it even clear 100 million?
    93AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:24
    This is the kind of material that would've been a hit even without Haruna Kawaguchi.
    110AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:36
    Re: #109
    The only Riho Yoshioka movie that was actually good was probably *Haken Anime!*

    She's got a Kyu Sakamoto biopic coming up — wonder how that'll turn out…
    115AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:45
    Re: #110
    *Haken Anime!* probably would've been a hit with a different lead.
    Given the timing, it could've slowly built its way to a billion yen.
    Ending at ¥180 million was a huge flop box-office-wise.
    113AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:41
    Say what you want, but at least she can answer "Silent" or "Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World" when asked about her signature role — that's already better than nothing.
    She's not an actress you get to write off as a flop anymore.
    114AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:43
    Re: #113
    "Kirin ga Kuru" and "Chimudondon"

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The film’s source material is a memoir by Nodoka Endo, who was followed for a segment of the Nippon TV program *100 Million People’s Big Question!? Warattekoraete!*; it’s based on the true story of her recording her love for her husband and child after being diagnosed with Stage IV colorectal cancer at age 21. True-story “tearjerker” films cited in the thread, like *Bride with One Month to Live* (¥3.15 billion gross) and *10 Years of Life Left* (about ¥2.87 billion), tend to perform well at the box office, and this film’s billion-yen milestone falls in that same lineage. The thread’s real fault line wasn’t over the film’s quality itself, but between discomfort with the “it’ll make you cry” marketing angle and appreciation for it as a record based on a true story. It’s also easy to miss that the headline phrase “sobbed so hard I was gasping for air” is a quote from the distributor’s own promotional comment, not a statement about the film’s actual quality.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Haruna Kawaguchi’s Film “Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World” Tops ¥1 Billion at Box Office — Voices Saying “Sobbed So Hard I Was Gasping for Air for the First Time in a While”.”

  • Shimofuri Myojo’s Seiya pulls out of ‘STAR Fes’ music festival due to illness

    On October 11, Seiya of the comedy duo Shimofuri Myojo withdrew from “STAR Fes,” a major event spun off from Fuji TV’s music special “STAR” (held at Pia Arena MM in Kanagawa), due to poor health. The official site revealed he had been scheduled to appear under his real name, “Seiya Ishikawa,” which fueled discussion alongside reports that he had left a live radio broadcast early the previous day due to feeling unwell. On 5ch forums, comments split between worries about seasonal flu or COVID-19 and suspicions of something more serious given how long the symptoms have dragged on, with plenty of posts also weighing in on Seiya’s reputation as a comedian.

    Shimofuri Myojo’s Seiya pulls out of “STAR Fes” music festival due to illness — was set to appear under his real name “Seiya Ishikawa”

    The official website for “STAR Fes” (October 10–11, Pia Arena MM, Kanagawa), the first major live event spun off from Fuji TV’s music program “STAR,” was updated on the 11th to announce that Seiya Ishikawa, who had been scheduled to appear that day, canceled his appearance due to poor health.

    The official site stated: “We regret to inform you that Mr. Seiya Ishikawa, who was scheduled to appear at today’s ‘STAR Fes’ on Sunday, October 11, has canceled his appearance due to illness.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:56
    Oh man
    so he really was still feeling sick after all…
    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:00
    There's a mysterious wave of popular comedians falling ill lately
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:06
    Flu's going around like crazy right now
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:14
    He skipped the Kanshasai (TV 'Thanksgiving' special) too — Trump Man was wearing the marathon bib number, so they must've known the lineup in advance
    38AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:56
    Re: #14
    The back-and-forth between Trump Man and Seiya's Hanafuda Man (playing-card-themed costumed characters) is a running bit every time
    so of course they'd have it ready
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:19
    He said he didn't have a fever yet but something felt off, which is why he left the radio show — probably ran a fever after that, and if it's the flu or something he's stuck on the 5-day isolation rule
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:19
    Is he gonna be okay?
    I kind of like Seiya, so I hope he doesn't end up like Okamura (comedian Yasushi Okamura, who took a long hiatus for depression)
    46AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:03
    Re: #16
    I don't dislike Seiya

    I like comedians who step up without complaining even when they're thrown a crazy request
    I hate Horiken and Zun Iio, but
    Seiya always steps forward and just does it without griping, so he's a model comedian
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:27
    He's still young, but he's already sitting on the commentator panel on shows like Suiyou no Downtown (Wednesday Downtown), even though he's not exactly dropping hilarious one-liners. Meanwhile older guys like Minamikawa, Fujimon, Nadal, Takano, and Ogata are all sweating it out — is he untouchable or something?
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:37
    Re: #21
    He's an M-1 Grand Prix champion, so he outranks them
    77AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:45
    Re: #21
    The heckling on Suiyou no Downtown is too loud, I'm not a fan
    Trying to get laughs just by heckling from the sidelines feels wrong
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:38
    Re: #1
    He left the radio show early too.
    No fever, but sweating buckets. Something's definitely off with his health.

    Is it something mental, or is some serious illness progressing…
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:43
    Re: #24 Re: #27
    If it's not the flu that's going around, it could be early-onset male menopause (andropause). The earliest cases in men can start in their 30s.
    Most cases hit in the late 40s, but men can get hot flashes too
    your autonomic nervous system goes haywire and you lose the ability to regulate body temperature: suddenly boiling hot and drenched in sweat on a cold day, or shivering uncontrollably on a hot one
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:40
    The scary part is that he apparently had no fever
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:51
    They should just get that one AV actor to fill in for him
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    Re: #37
    Makoto Nojima (aka 'Nojima Seiya')
    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:00
    This is dragging on
    ever since he left that radio show
    guess it wasn't just a passing thing after all
    42AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:00
    Leaving a live radio broadcast partway through means it must be pretty serious
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:01
    Saito was also just 'feeling unwell' at first too
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:04
    Re: #44
    The baumkuchen guy?
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:03
    Ugh, way too many celebrities are taking time off for 'health reasons' lately
    48AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:04
    Isn't it just a cold that clears up in a day or two?
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:04
    Probably Wuhan COVID or the flu, right?
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:04
    Neither guy in Shimofuri Myojo is funny anyway, don't even bother showing up
    59AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:12
    Re: #51
    Soshina and Seiya are funny when they're on with Zakiyama and Hiroyuki Ariyoshi
    They fully commit to being the butt of the joke, and even when they bomb up front, they still make it funny
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:05
    If it were the flu or COVID, I think they'd just announce that
    a test would confirm it right away, so it's probably neither
    55AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:09
    A bad case of sinusitis can make you feel awful even with just a low-grade fever, so it might be that.
    58AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:10
    If you've got time to go to a music festival, go practice baseball instead, Takaya
    62AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:19
    Way to cause trouble for Trump Man
    74AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:42
    Re: #1
    Losing the headliner from Fuji TV's flagship show's festival really hurts

    Background and key points of this topic

    “STAR Fes” was the first major live event spun off from Fuji TV’s music special “STAR,” held October 10–11 at Pia Arena MM in Kanagawa. The fact that his real name, “Seiya Ishikawa,” was officially stated in the cancellation announcement is a rare case — a comedian whose real identity is usually known only by his stage name being revealed through an official statement — and that’s part of why the thread reacted so strongly to the real name. Within the thread, guesses about the cause of his illness ranged from seasonal infections like flu and COVID-19 to menopause-like symptoms and stress, but all of these are purely personal speculation from thread posters — neither Seiya himself nor his agency has disclosed any diagnosis. It’s also been reported that he left a live radio broadcast early the day before due to feeling unwell, and many are treating this festival absence as an extension of that. What readers should be careful not to misunderstand is that all the guesses about his illness in the thread are unconfirmed speculation, not officially confirmed information.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports Hayabusa+) thread “[Entertainment] Shimofuri Myojo’s Seiya pulls out of music festival ‘STAR Fes’ due to illness — was set to appear under the name ‘Seiya Ishikawa’.”

  • 11 Dorm Students at Joetsu High School Posed as Women Online to Scam Men — 21 Also Caught Drinking and Smoking in Dorm

    It has come to light that 11 students living in the dormitory of Joetsu High School, a private school in Joetsu City, Niigata Prefecture, posed as women on social media to scam money out of ordinary men. The amounts taken reportedly ranged from 800 yen to over 100,000 yen, and the number of students believed to be involved is said to exceed 30. Alongside this case, the school also became aware that 21 students had been repeatedly drinking and smoking inside the dorm, and held an all-school assembly on September 24 to warn students about the issue. The dorm is said to be used mainly by soccer team students who enrolled from outside the prefecture, and on 5ch, a wide range of opinions were exchanged covering the school’s hensachi (academic difficulty rating), the realities of college-prep schools in rural areas, and how minors should be disciplined.

    It was learned on the 9th that students living in the dormitory of Joetsu High School, a private school in Joetsu City, Niigata Prefecture, had committed fraud by posing as women on social networking sites to scam money out of people. It also emerged that students had repeatedly been drinking and smoking inside the dorm, with the number of students believed to be involved reportedly exceeding 30.

    According to the school, the dorm is mainly used by soccer team students who came from outside the prefecture to enroll. Eleven of the dorm students allegedly posed as women on social media to exchange messages with men, and some of them reportedly scammed amounts ranging from 800 yen to over 100,000 yen out of their targets.

    After becoming aware of the matter, the school contacted the police and also reported it to the prefecture’s university and private school promotion division. It reportedly held an all-school assembly on September 24 to warn students, and notified parents of the matter by email on the 5th of this month.

    Source: yomiuri.co.jp / Original article here

    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:22
    I wonder if they can actually turn their lives around.
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:27
    Re: #9
    Expulsion and a wrecked credit record are already locked in — turning their lives around isn't really on the table anymore.
    Either their parents or relatives support them for life, or they end up with the yakuza.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:41
    Re: #25
    Japan needs to actually build a system that lets people rehabilitate.
    Otherwise they end up with no job prospects — best case, welfare.
    Worst case, they keep racking up victims and land in prison (which costs about 6 million yen per inmate per year).
    And then we just end up importing foreign workers to do the working and tax-paying instead.
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:32
    Joetsu High School — hensachi (academic difficulty rating) 39-43

    Damn… that's rough.
    177AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:40
    Re: #33
    Ah, I see — so it's basically a catch-all for kids like that.
    And on top of that they're all packed into a dorm together… nothing good was ever going to come of this.

    They're probably gone now, but maybe those prison-adjacent "reform" high schools actually served a purpose.
    42AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:35
    Re: #1
    They're criminals, so an arrest would be normal.
    Why hasn't anyone been arrested?
    180AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:42
    Re: #42
    It just came out, so the police are probably still building their case.
    Worst case, no one's even filed a police report yet, so the investigation might not have officially started.
    46AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:35
    Drinking and smoking, fine, chalk it up to youthful recklessness. But completed fraud? That's a no-go — instant expulsion material.
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:37
    Re: #46
    If this doesn't get you expelled, I don't know what would.
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:36
    Rural private schools are often just places that scoop up kids who couldn't get into public school and lock them in a dorm cage.

    It's different from how things work in the big metro areas.
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:38
    Re: #47
    Ah, so it's one of those Nissei Gakuen-type schools (a chain known for strict, dorm-based "problem student" education).
    74AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:46
    Hensachi 39-43… and yet most of them still go on to university.
    Japan's university system really is broken.
    97AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:56
    Re: #74
    It's basically a feeder school for "F-rank" (bottom-tier, barely-selective) universities.
    102AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:58
    Wouldn't it be nice if they could all grow up to be social workers.
    154AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:29
    Re: #102
    You kind of have to keep them separate from normal people… At this rate, if you're not careful, you'll end up with people stealing wallets at the office too.
    107AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:02
    People keep going on about hensachi, but a senior from my alma mater — a school with a hensachi in the 50s — got into Todai's Medicine track (Science III) straight out of high school.
    Rural hensachi numbers especially aren't reliable.
    114AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:06
    Re: #107
    In truly rural areas, it's less about hensachi and more about whether you can actually commute there — so a high school's hensachi isn't a reliable measure.
    You can only pick from schools within commuting range, which is exactly why dorms exist in the first place.
    Even in Tokyo, if you're out on the remote islands or in Okutama, your high school options are limited and you just go with what's available.
    123AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:10
    Re: #107
    Your alma mater isn't getting 10 kids into Todai every year from a single school.
    Kids who work hard and take things seriously exist everywhere in Japan.
    If most of your school's grads got into national universities, your point would mean something, but it doesn't sound like that's the case.
    133AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:18
    Re: #107
    Before "F-rank" universities multiplied everywhere, Niigata Prefecture had the lowest university enrollment rate in Japan every year except for Okinawa.

    Niigata's high school hensachi numbers aren't reliable.
    A hensachi of 50 in an education-focused prefecture would feel more like 65 by Niigata standards.
    150AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:25
    If it's a high school, they should just go ahead and expel offenders like this one after another.
    172AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:38
    Re: #150
    If it's private, they should be able to push kids toward expulsion once they commit a crime.
    Seems like an unusual school culture.
    151AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:25
    At this point, any private university or high school with a hensachi under 45 should just have its operating license revoked.
    That would also help with the declining-birthrate, under-enrollment problem.
    You could shrink the number of schools a little each year — pretty rational.
    157AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:32
    Re: #151
    I like it.
    They should cut a big chunk all at once.
    That frees up tax money for other things.
    If possible, I think it's better to spend tax money on poor kids who are academically and ethically solid and take things seriously.
    The bad apples really don't appreciate anything.
    169AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:36
    On boarding high schools — from what I've seen around me:
    Some families have both parents posted overseas for work, and leaving a kid home alone felt too risky, so they picked a school with a dorm.

    Then there are kids with strained family situations — kids who are fine themselves, but due to complicated family circumstances basically get politely pushed out of the house. It's not always about bad behavior — that's what I've seen in my own circle.

    And then there are kids recruited nationally for sports — that happens too, but there are quite a few scandals from that group as well.
    181AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:43
    Re: #169
    I think there are plenty of private college-prep schools with dorms too.
    I know a kid who hated the dorm so much they commute two hours each way to a school in the next prefecture, doing homework on the train.
    They'd probably rather be reading manga.
    179AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:41
    People keep bringing up hensachi, but plenty of kids like this exist even at college-prep schools.
    203AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:51
    Re: #179
    When would kids who are constantly committing crimes like these guys even have time to study?
    That's different from kids who just don't go to school at all.
    At college-prep schools, some kids study hard AND go to cram school or prep school on top of that — there are exams waiting for them outside of school too.
    Kids who can't afford that buy recommended reference books or borrow them from the library and study at home.
    Even at prep schools, there are kids who win regional or national tournaments with their clubs.
    It's not just speech contests or national shogi tournaments either — some kids compete in national sports tournaments or even international competitions.
    These kids genuinely barely have time to goof off.
    Sure, these days you can read manga on your phone, but…


    What I'm saying is the ratios here are just way too different between these groups.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    This case calls for some care, since it actually bundles together two problems of very different scale being reported at the same time: 11 dorm students who committed “catfishing fraud” by posing as women on social media, and 21 students who repeatedly drank and smoked inside the dorm. The total number of students suspected of involvement is said to exceed 30, but that doesn’t mean all of them took part in the fraud. Juvenile cases in Japan are normally handled as family-court matters rather than ordinary criminal prosecutions, so it isn’t unusual, procedurally speaking, that no one was arrested immediately after the case came to light. On the thread, opinions split over the structure of rural private high schools using dorms to house athletes recruited from outside the prefecture, and over how much weight to put on school hensachi rankings — though some posts drifted off-topic into sweeping generalizations about Niigata residents as a whole. With the school not yet having disclosed whether victims have filed police reports or what prevention measures it plans to take, the full scope of the case and how students will ultimately be disciplined remain unclear.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “11 Joetsu High School Dorm Students Pose as Women Online to Scam Money… 21 Students Also Caught Drinking and Smoking in Dorm.”

  • Hiroyuki Questions ‘Mysterious System’ as Debate Erupts Over New Rule Letting Women Become Shogi Professionals

    On October 10, 2026, women’s shogi professional Tomoka Nishiyama (Hakurei) won the best-of-seven 6th Hakurei title match 4 games to 1, securing her fifth total Hakurei championship. This meant she met the criteria of a newly established Japan Shogi Association rule stating that winning the Hakurei title five times in total qualifies a player to sit the professional promotion exam — making her the first woman ever to earn professional qualification this way. In response, commentator Hiroyuki posted on X questioning the move, calling it “a mysterious system where you can become a professional just by racking up wins against other women,” sparking discussion on 5ch as well. While some defended the system by pointing to Nishiyama’s strong record in the 3-dan league and her wins in the promotion exam itself, many others raised questions about fairness and consistency in how players turn professional.

    October 11, 2026

    Entrepreneur Hiroyuki Nishimura — known simply as “Hiroyuki” — updated his X (formerly Twitter) account on the 10th, sharing his personal take on a new system that allows women to qualify as professional shogi players.

    Women’s shogi professional Tomoka Nishiyama (Hakurei) defended her title on the 10th, winning the best-of-seven 6th Hakurei title match 4 games to 1 and bringing her total Hakurei championships to five. This satisfied the criteria of a rule newly established last year by the Japan Shogi Association stating that winning the Hakurei title five times in total qualifies a player for promotion to professional status, making her the first woman ever to earn professional qualification.

    Source: chiba-tv.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:38
    Well, Nishiyama went 14 wins in the 3-dan league and took 2 wins in the promotion exam too, so it's fine by me.
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:38
    Even if she makes it, she'll pick up a demotion mark right away and be forced into retirement.
    42AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:50
    Re: #5
    Just making it far enough to pick up a demotion mark would already be a huge success, as always.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:38
    It's basically an admission of defeat — 'women can't beat men, they're too weak, it's hopeless' — while still giving women special treatment and pretending not to show it outwardly. Same old routine.
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:39
    Seems like the gender gap isn't just about physical ability.
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:40
    That said, there have been cases in the past where she came within one step of making it.
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:40
    Who cares what this guy says.
    More importantly, if there's a 'women's professional' title, isn't it discrimination not to have a 'men's professional' title too?
    They should hold a tournament between the women's and men's divisions, and the winner gets to take the promotion exam.
    That's how it should be.
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:41
    Don't butt in with your ignorant opinions, Tarako (a nickname for Hiroyuki, mocking his cod-roe-shaped lips).
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:42
    Fujii was saying this from the very start, wasn't he.
    Feels a bit late to the party now.
    Guess that's the difference between a genius and an eccentric.
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:42
    An environment that's overwhelmingly male? I don't get what that's even supposed to mean.
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:43
    You shouldn't comment on things you don't know about, Uncle Hiro.
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:43
    If they don't go this far to grant professional qualification, the pool of female players is apparently in dire shape.
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:44
    It's a decision made by a private organization, so let them do what they want.
    And yet Hiroyuki always hides behind the 'it's a private company's decision' shield to win arguments when it comes to railways or other social infrastructure too.
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:44
    Why does the apprentice league (Shoreikai) exclude women?
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:46
    Re: #21
    It's not excluding anyone — no woman has met the standard, that's all.
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:47
    Re: #21
    Nobody's being excluded.
    It's just that, up until now, not a single woman has made it through.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:44
    Go, shogi, and chess teach us that even brainpower requires physical stamina.
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:45
    Don't talk nonsense.
    It's like a system where a female pro boxer who keeps winning gets the right to fight in the men's pro boxing world.
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:48
    So I think the answer will become clear once she starts playing regular games against male professionals going forward.
    If she can win there, it proves there was nothing wrong with what they did.
    If she can't, it means there's a problem with the system.
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:52
    Re: #32
    > If she can win there, it proves there was nothing wrong with what they did.
    That's a weird argument.
    That would mean she should've become a pro through the normal system in the first place.
    If that logic holds, then a man who drops out of the pros should also be able to regain pro status by beating women's professionals — otherwise it doesn't add up.
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:55
    Re: #32
    No, whether Nishiyama personally can do it isn't the point.
    Even if she can pull it off, what about everyone else?
    45AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:51
    Is there any sport or competition where women actually have the advantage?
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:54
    Re: #45
    Not exactly an advantage, but I believe the gender gap in Go isn't as large as in shogi.
    I've heard women tend to be weaker at defense, which is why they're said to struggle more with shogi than Go.
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:53
    Shogi skill has nothing to do with general intelligence.
    At best, you could say it sharpens the one specific ability related to shogi itself.
    But does playing shogi make you better at math? Not at all.
    And of course it doesn't improve your ability to memorize English vocabulary either.

    There's a whole business built on the illusion that shogi trains the brain, pushing parents to make their kids play it — but that's just people being fooled.
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:54
    Re: #51
    That's true, but I think it does build concentration.
    For what it's worth, Nagase is apparently bad at schoolwork.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:56
    Well, even if it's a back door, maybe having someone blow a hole through it is what opens up the path for others.
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:58
    Re: #21
    It's not.

    Re: #60
    That's the thing, the path was already open from the start…
    It's not like the Shoreikai bans women from joining.
    62AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:57
    Top amateur player versus top women's professional —
    isn't the top amateur actually stronger?
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:58
    Re: #62
    So does that mean any pro who's lost to a women's professional is at the very bottom of the ranks?
    71AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:59
    In the first place, who even came up with the idea of 'women's professional shogi players,' and who started it? What was it for?
    73AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:00
    Re: #71
    It was to promote the game among women.
    80AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:02
    She did go 14 wins in the 3-dan league before,
    so there's no doubt her playing strength was already pro-level.
    83AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:03
    Re: #80
    Above 3-dan, below 4-dan —
    her results in the promotion exam back that up too.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The new rule established by the Japan Shogi Association grants eligibility for the professional promotion exam to any player who has won the women’s “Hakurei” title five times in total — and Nishiyama herself earned a winning record against active male professionals in that very exam. In other words, she didn’t become a professional solely by beating other women; she had to go through matches against male professionals to earn her qualification, which is somewhat at odds with Hiroyuki’s framing of “racking up wins against other women.” Traditionally, the only path to becoming a professional — for men and women alike — was through the apprentice (Shoreikai) 3-dan league, and Nishiyama herself had a 14-win record there. The real debate over the rule boils down to a single question: given that her skill was clearly already sufficient, was a separate route even necessary? It isn’t simply a matter of a male-female divide.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Hiroyuki questions new system letting women earn “professional shogi player” status: “A mysterious system where you can become a pro just by racking up wins against other women”.”

  • Miki Fujimoto Praised for Saying School Milk Costs Too Much — 5ch Asks: ‘Then Where Do We Get Our Calcium?’

    Miki Fujimoto, appearing on Fuji TV’s information show “Mikity Dining,” visited the school lunch program at her husband Tomoharu Shoji’s alma mater and was stunned to learn that milk accounted for ¥73 of the ¥356 per-meal budget, suggesting “couldn’t we just use water instead?” The school nutritionist shot back immediately, “No, that’s not an option” — but her comment won praise on the 5ch forums. Thread posters debated what could replace milk as a calcium source, whether it’s right to force milk on kids with lactose intolerance, and what the move would mean for the dairy industry, splitting into camps over whether milk is an essential part of school lunch or just a fixed cost worth reconsidering.

    Miki Fujimoto Stunned by Elementary School Lunch Budget: “Don’t You Just Think, Wouldn’t Water Be Fine?” — Talent Miki Fujimoto (41) and her husband Tomoharu Shoji (50), of the comedy duo Shinagawa Shoji, appeared together on Fuji TV’s “Mikity Dining” (Saturdays, 11 a.m.) on the 10th, sharing their thoughts on elementary school lunch budgets. The episode, a special “Revitalizing Towns Through Food in Kamata” edition, saw the pair visit an elementary school at the request of Shoji’s alma mater to learn about food education.

    The two were asked to come up with a new school lunch menu idea. According to the nutritionist, the current lunch budget in Ota Ward for 5th and 6th graders is ¥356 per meal (recently raised by ¥10 thanks to extra ward funding), and that includes one carton of milk at ¥73 (tax included). Hearing the budget, both were taken aback, with Fujimoto remarking, “That’s rough.”

    Then, reacting to the price of the milk, she said, “Wait, isn’t that expensive!? You’re telling me that out of the ¥360 you have to work with for the whole lunch, ¥70 goes just to milk? Don’t you start thinking, ‘wouldn’t water be fine?’” The nutritionist calmly replied, “No, that’s not really an option.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:25
    Even if the whole school lunch system disappeared, milk's probably the one thing that'd survive — it's that essential.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:26
    If there's another food out there as cheap and nutrient-dense as milk, sure, let's switch to that.
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    They're dead set on making kids drink milk no matter what.

    This has gotta be some US military conspiracy.

    There's definitely something weird mixed into it too.
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    Yeah, considering what's actually in milk nutritionally, you can't just cut it to zero.
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:29
    Did people drink milk back in the Edo period?
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:37
    Re: #18
    If anything, they'd been drinking it since the Asuka period.
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:40
    Re: #18
    Apparently Ieyasu ate rakugan sweets and cheese for his stomach.
    Supposedly he was so into gut health he stuck a finger in his own anus every day.
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:31
    Okay then, where are you supposed to get your calcium from?
    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:34
    Re: #29
    Anchovies.
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:34
    Re: #29
    Yogurt or cheese work fine too, and tofu or fish are okay as well.
    39AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:34
    It's the other way around.
    As long as you're drinking milk you've got most of your nutrition covered.
    White rice and natto handle the rest.
    Just don't go splurging on fish or meat.
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:34
    Re: #39
    Do that and it looks cheap, and you'll get slammed for it.
    42AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:34
    Couldn't kids just bring their own drink from home?
    58AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:38
    Re: #42
    They just allowed kids to bring furikake (rice seasoning) from home to cut down on leftover plain rice, and people still lost it screaming 'WAAAAAH! What about nutritional balance?! What about food education?!' This is the kind of country where that'd never fly.
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:35
    Why not just switch to low-fat milk?
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:37
    Re: #49
    Growing kids don't need to be drinking low-fat milk.
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:36
    Re: #44
    Lol, that'd actually raise the cost.
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:37
    Re: #50
    Tofu would bring the cost down though.
    57AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:37
    Why not just double the school lunch fee instead?
    It'd help protect farmers too, as a bonus.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:38
    Re: #57
    And of course that gets collected from the parents, right?
    59AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:38
    Most Japanese people can't actually absorb much calcium from milk anyway.
    Nutritionally it's also skewed — more fat than protein, and the mineral balance is off — so it's not really something you can call healthy.
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:44
    Re: #59
    Why are you making up baseless stuff like that?
    Even for Japanese people, calcium absorption from milk is around 40%, which is higher than from fish or vegetables.
    78AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:47
    Re: #70
    That's true for about half of Japanese people.
    Far from just absorbing it poorly, some people get diarrhea or even develop allergies, so charging everyone for milk isn't a good idea.
    79AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:47
    Re: #70
    Plus it provides the protein and fat that Japanese food tends to fall short on, which suits growing kids, and it's still one of the more cost-effective options.
    72AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:45
    Back in the Showa era, allergy or not, you ate it, no questions asked.
    My wife was the pickiest eater around and they'd make her sit there eating until 6th period if she didn't finish.
    Unbelievable.
    Turned out as an adult she had a mackerel allergy.
    They force-fed her anyway, no questions asked — it's a wonder nobody died.
    77AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:47
    Re: #72
    It was the Showa era — if someone had died, it probably just wouldn't have made the news, right?
    73AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:45
    To begin with, 10% of Japanese people can't digest milk at all, and 40% can only partially digest it.
    Milk just isn't suited to Japanese people.
    76AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:46
    Re: #73
    So true. I had diarrhea pretty much the whole time through elementary and middle school.
    80AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:47
    Re: #73
    Even with lactose intolerance, 200ml of milk shouldn't upset your stomach.
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:48
    Re: #73
    That's just about the lactase enzyme — gut bacteria can break it down too.
    If your logic held up, basically everyone in elementary and middle school would've been hit with diarrhea after every lunch.
    83AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:48
    Re: #80
    Depends on the person.
    Blindly trusting some vague standard and forcing it on everyone is straight-up outdated Showa-era thinking.
    89AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:50
    Re: #83
    Then just use lactose-free milk, problem solved.
    And yogurt's already broken down so it won't upset anyone's stomach either.
    92AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:50
    Just make it optional — only people who want milk pay for it and drink it.
    Forcing it on everyone is basically like the NHK license fee (Japan's mandatory TV broadcast fee).
    96AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:51
    Re: #92
    Why have you been switching IDs this whole time?
    102AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:52
    Re: #92
    Well, the school lunch nutrition standards require getting 50% of a day's calcium from the meal, so that'd fail the standard.
    108AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:53
    Re: #92
    Then just skip the school lunch and bring a packed lunch from home?
    99AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:51
    What happens to the dairy industry?
    104AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:52
    Re: #99
    If it's not covered through school lunch, people will just buy it at home instead, so total demand doesn't change.
    In other words, no impact.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    Milk in school lunches has long been a fixture as a cheap way to secure calcium, with guideline calcium intake levels set under Japan’s School Lunch Act implementation standards. As pointed out in the thread, milk’s calcium absorption rate is said to be higher than that of other foods, but it’s also well known that a certain portion of Japanese people are lactose intolerant. Fujimoto’s remark was a simple observation focused on cost, but actually cutting milk would leave open questions on both the nutritional and industry side — namely, what would replace it as a calcium source and what the impact on the dairy industry would be. The divide in opinions on the thread essentially comes down to whether people see milk as “essential” or as a “fixed cost that can be reconsidered.”

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Miki Fujimoto: ‘Of the ¥360 budget for school lunch, ¥70 goes to milk. Why not switch that to water first?’ → Praised“.

  • PS5 aims for “15-15” — 5ch: “The only hardware that’s ever gone 15-15 against Nintendo is PlayStation”

    On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board, users were debating whether the PS5 can pull off a “15-15” — matching Nintendo’s platforms title-for-title in the weekly hardware sales chart — by the end of the fiscal year. “15-15” is board slang for having an equal number of PlayStation and Nintendo titles land in the weekly top sales rankings, and the thread title’s “I’ve come to end this war” riffs on a well-worn manga catchphrase. Some posters hoped the upcoming GTA6 (aka “Grasef” in Japanese shorthand) would shift the tide, but opinions split over whether PS4 had ever genuinely hit 15-15 in the past, and the talk branched into another topic — the shifting loyalties of third-party publishers.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:39
    This last-ditch push to hit 15-15 by the end of the fiscal year — the real fight starts from here.
    [2026]
    Stupid Never Dies: October 22
    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:40
    GTA6 is about to flip the whole momentum — seriously, watch and see, you guys.
    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:40
    Yeah, yeah — don't waste your life on this, don't waste it.
    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:41
    Naoki Yoshida: "I think the hardware war wraps up this generation."
    Leave it to the man who follows through on his word —
    he really did deliver the finishing blow himself, right on schedule.
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:44
    Saying it's "already over," same as One Piece — pretty sophisticated self-deprecation for a Geha post.
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:46
    Re: #9
    "People's dreams…!! never die!!!!" (a famous Blackbeard line from One Piece)
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:46
    Why are people even that hung up on a tie like 15-15…?
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:47
    Re: #11
    Because it's a long-cherished goal they still haven't pulled off.
    If they don't manage it before discs get discontinued, they'll be stuck getting mocked for it forever.
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:50
    Re: #14
    A tie is the cherished goal? Sounds like they've basically given up on actually winning?
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:58
    Re: #15
    30-0 is clearly out of reach, so maybe they figure 15-15 is at least doable — but to begin with, nobody's even confirmed whether any past PlayStation generation actually hit that (15-15) mark.
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:50
    PS, Xbox, Steam and the like are rivals and all, but Nintendo's in a league of its own, you know.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:08
    Re: #16
    That's the part I don't get at all.
    Those other guys are basically just Dell, HP, and Asus at this point, right?
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:59
    PS4 was genuinely strong, though — it hit 15-15 plenty of times.
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:22
    Re: #21
    If you're gonna say "plenty of times," you must remember the exact dates, right?
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:00
    Why can't people grasp that PS5 games have zero legs at all — unless 15 titles line up in the exact same week, 15-15 is flat-out impossible.
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:14
    Re: #25
    Even the AAA title Wolverine had vanished from the rankings by week 3, and Trails to Azure (Sora no Kiseki 2nd Chapter), which actually outsold Wolverine, disappeared by week 2…
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:01
    Re: #23
    I'm not the same person as those guys, so don't just take it at face value.
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:12
    Re: #32
    What exactly is "in the way" here?
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:14
    Re: #33
    That right there — that attitude.
    38AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:17
    Re: #33
    Starting a whole new thread over every little thing like this.
    Plastering "death lists" (running kill-count tallies) all over the place.
    45AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:22
    PS5, both arms and legs torn off and both eyes gouged out by the Switch 2:
    "Haah… haah… gimme… gimme a game that'll sell a million copies…"
    IF: "What are you talking about, PS5?
    Aquaplus already defected to Switch.
    Nippon Ichi went full Nintendo over a difference in direction.
    Gust is a Nintendo Direct regular now too.
    Falcom's throwing everything into Switch…
    I'm the only one left."
    IF: "And with discs gone, hitting a million copies is basically hopeless now anyway."
    100AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:42
    Re: #45
    Isn't "I" actually the one who went multiplatform pretty early on?
    "A," by contrast, stayed loyal out of obligation right up until it got bought out and had its leadership replaced.
    62AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:11
    "PlayStation pulled off 15-15 against Nintendo" — how many years ago are we even talking about? Tell me that actually happened and, honestly, I've genuinely never heard of it.
    And before that — if you can't even grasp that 15-15 isn't a win, just stay quiet.
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:27
    Re: #62
    Already forgot that PS4 once pushed it all the way to 19-11?
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:35
    "Sperai-pedia" updated —

    NEW entry: One Piece reader
    68AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:38
    Re: #67
    If you're a PlayStation user, One Piece is basically a required subject — they even made One Piece Odyssey for us.
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:43
    "One Piece: Ocean's Feast Restaurant" is dropping on Switch 2 and Steam this month, but PS5 got snubbed.
    Why?
    71AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:47
    Re: #70
    I figured it was just being treated as an afterthought, but PS5 actually got outright snubbed? Lol.
    76AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:53
    Re: #70
    It's a Kairosoft game, so like the Doraemon one, won't it just come to PS5 later?
    72AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:49
    Re: #65
    Never heard of it.
    "Pushed it," huh? You mean it only hit 15-plus a single time?
    And you can still act cocky about that?
    Only once is honestly embarrassing — you'd be better off staying quiet.
    80AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:04
    Re: #72
    So you're saying PS5, which has had 30-0 pulled on it over and over, is finished…?
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:08
    Hey Sperai, what's your favorite One Piece arc?
    87AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:33
    Re: #82
    Probably the part where Sanji and Zeff part ways.
    85AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:21
    Even once GTA drops, it probably won't budge Japan's market share at all — dead silence — and people are gonna lose their minds over that too.
    91AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:50
    Re: #85
    No way it's total dead silence.
    It'll blow at least some kind of hole in things.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    “15-15” and “30-0” are slang terms Geha (hardware/industry board) regulars use to describe how many PlayStation versus Nintendo titles land in the weekly hardware sales rankings (roughly the top 30). It isn’t an official statistic — it’s an unofficial metric fans tally themselves off the weekly charts, which is why it can read as baffling to anyone unfamiliar with the term. The thread grew out of the goal of “hitting 15-15 (an even split) by the end of the fiscal year”; the thread title’s “I’ve come to end this war” riffs on a well-known manga/anime line and isn’t describing any literal conflict. Replies split over whether PS4 ever actually achieved 15-15, with some insisting “it happened multiple times” and others countering “it only happened once” — a sign of just how fuzzy everyone’s memory of the actual numbers is. The talk also branched into a separate topic — shifting allegiances among third-party publishers (Nippon Ichi, Gust, Falcom, and others) — underscoring that the industry dynamics at play go well beyond a simple win/loss framing.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “PS5 “I’ve Come to End This War (BOOM!)”.”

  • ‘Dead Slang’ Ranking Sparks Backlash on 5ch: #3 ‘Gaan’ and #2 ‘Tamma’ Aren’t Dead Yet, Users Insist

    The results of a poll titled “Words That Would Be Shocking to Hear Are Dead Slang,” run by the ranking site “Everyone’s Ranking,” became a hot topic on 5ch’s Geisoku Sokuho+ board after “Gaan” (an exclamation of shock, like “bonk!”) placed 3rd and “Tamma” (kid slang for “time out!” or “hold up!”) placed 2nd. In the thread, many users pushed back, insisting “Neither Gaan nor Tamma are dead slang,” and instead nominated nostalgic alternatives one after another — like “Gekioko Punpun Maru” (a meme phrase for “furious and fuming”), “Shame” (old slang for a photo taken on a phone camera), and “Ikeyama Bunbun Maru” (a baseball player’s nickname for his big swing). Just how “dead” a word really feels varies sharply by age group, fueling a lively debate.

    2026.10.11

    “Everyone’s Ranking,” a user-participation ranking site run by Infonia (Minato, Tokyo), is running a poll on “Words That Would Be Shocking to Hear Are Dead Slang.”

    Coming in at 3rd place was “Gaan.” Voters shared comments like, “I can’t believe that’s dead slang,” “People around me definitely don’t say ‘Gaan’ anymore,” and “I use it all the time, so it’d be a real shock to hear that.”

    Source: otonanswer.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:14
    Re: #1
    You can totally tell some middle-aged reporter desperately Googled this ranking together.
    79AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:24
    Re: #5
    Honestly, even saying "Google it" feels like dead slang at this point — or at least embarrassing to say out loud.
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:14
    Gaan and Tamma are NOT dead slang.
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:15
    I love "Gekioko Punpun Maru" (a meme phrase for "furious and fuming") too much — I'm using it for the rest of my life.
    105AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:26
    Re: #12
    (≧∇≦)b
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:15
    "Kusa" (lit. "grass," i.e. "lol") is the most versatile word out there.
    80AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:24
    Re: #14
    Maybe someday in the distant future, "kusa ga haeru" ("grass is growing," i.e. "that's hilarious") will be treated as a proper idiom.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:16
    "Shame" (old slang for phone-camera photos) is still alive and kicking, come on.
    138AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:29
    Re: #22
    That feels like a 50-and-up kind of thing to say.
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:17
    Ruriko Midorikawa: "Tokoro ga gicchon" (a quirky catchphrase meaning something like "but here's the twist")
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:23
    Re: #26
    "Look what just turned up…"

    —by Atsuno Izumi
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:18
    I'm outta here ("doron shimasu" — ninja-style for "vanishing")
    62AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:22
    Re: #34
    Kakuranger…
    36AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:18
    Forget "dead slang" — I've never once heard anyone actually say "Gekioko Punpun Maru" in real life.
    227AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:38
    Re: #36
    Did you see what's #1?
    That one's basically a joke entry.
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:20
    Words that repeat twice are basically always dead slang —
    "Run-run," "Ike-ike," "Uki-uki" (all cutesy, now-dated expressions of excitement).
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:21
    Nobody says "Shobo-n" (sad-face sound effect), "Chiin" (dejected-silence sound effect), or "Zu-n" (gloomy-thud sound effect) anymore…
    but people still say "Gaan."
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:23
    Re: #52
    (´・ω・`) Guess that one's a no-go, huh.
    55AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:21
    Yesterday I heard a kindergartner say "chinchin-burabura-sausage" (a juvenile rhyme kids tease each other with) and was shocked that phrase is still alive.
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:23
    Re: #55
    Guess it really does get passed down from generation to generation.
    88AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:24
    What are we even supposed to call it instead of "shame"?
    159AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:31
    Re: #88
    Huh? Just call it a photo.
    89AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:25
    Isn't "Gekioko Punpun Maru" Tamao's thing? Is that even still a thing?
    115AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:27
    Re: #89
    You clearly know it's dead and you're saying it on purpose.
    94AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:25
    Ikeyama Bunbun Maru…… (a baseball player's nickname for his big home-run swing)
    101AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:26
    Re: #94
    Young baseball fans probably don't even know who Ikeyama is lol
    142AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:30
    Re: #101
    He's a team manager now, isn't he.
    98AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:25
    "Shikato" (to ignore someone) started out as early-Showa-era yakuza and delinquent-youth slang, right? It just never seems to die.
    195AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:34
    Re: #98
    It actually comes from hanafuda playing cards — the October "deer and maple" card… the deer on that card is looking away, so "deer-10" (shika-10) became "shikato"…
    102AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:26
    "Gachi" (for real), "Wanchan" (there's a chance), "Emoi" (moving/emotional), "Egui" (brutal/intense) —
    feels like these are headed for the dead-slang graveyard someday.
    116AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:27
    Re: #102
    Isn't "wanchan" already like a 50-year-old term at this point?
    Feels like it's long past "slang" and just a fixture of the language now.
    126AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:28
    All-nighter, disco, fever.
    140AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:29
    Re: #126
    A total smash hit with the hip young things of today ("nau na yangu" — very 1980s slang for "today's youth").
    134AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:29
    People still say "jaan-jajaan" (a dramatic drumroll sound effect), right?
    153AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:31
    Re: #134
    Gyaah! Guan Yu!
    162AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:31
    Re: #116
    I always figured "wanchan" (short for "one chance") was meant to be used in a positive sense, but sometimes I see it used like "wanchan I might die," which seems off — is that actually correct usage?
    173AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:32
    Re: #162
    That's correct usage.
    It's like in mahjong — when your tile doesn't come through, you're basically dead.
    194AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:34
    Is saying "wai" (a Kansai-dialect-flavored way of saying "I/me") just internet slang at this point?
    I see it on social media too, not just 5ch —
    is everyone who uses it actually from Kansai?

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    The source behind this story is a poll from “Everyone’s Ranking,” a user-voting site, and the age range and number of voters were never disclosed — so the rankings don’t necessarily reflect how society as a whole feels. The thread split along generational lines: some felt the listed words were “still totally normal to use,” while others had “never even heard of them.” Emotional exclamations like “Gaan” and “Tamma” apparently still get used across a wide range of age groups, while internet-meme-derived phrases like “Gekioko Punpun Maru” seemed to have a much narrower user base. Words like “shame” (phone-camera photos) and “shikato” (to ignore someone) also came up — their origins are old, but they haven’t actually fallen out of use. Overall, whether a word counts as “dead slang” seemed to hinge less on how old it is and more on whether it’s still being newly picked up by people today. Since the original article never revealed what took 1st place, this piece doesn’t touch on that either.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “Ranking of ‘Shocking Words to Be Told Are Dead Slang’ — #3 ‘Gaan,’ #2 ‘Tamma’… What’s #1?“

  • Shohei Ohtani Gets a Fresh Haircut — Preps for Flame-Throwers with Close-Range Machine Hitting in Pre-Game Practice

    Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani took part in pre-game practice at the opposing team’s ballpark on the 10th (the 11th in Japan time), sporting a fresh new haircut. With the division series having wrapped up in four games, the resulting downtime is believed to have given him a chance to get a trim. During outdoor free batting practice, he set up a pitching machine at close range—about 8 meters away—to sharpen his timing against hard throwers, taking an unusual 71 swings, including one notable whiff on a swing aimed at the batter’s eye in center field. Reactions on 5ch were split between posters who welcomed the haircut and the new training method, and others who mocked him by tying it to his recent batting slump and his personal life.

    Shohei Ohtani Debuts Fresh Haircut — Unusual Training in Pre-Game Practice: Machine Set Up at Close Range to Counter Hard Throwers, With a Surprising Whiff on a Bid for the Batter’s Eye — 71 Swings at a Range as Close as 8 Meters

    Dodgers player Shohei Ohtani took part in pre-game practice at the opposing team’s stadium on the 10th (the 11th, Japan time). Sporting a fresh haircut, he worked up a sweat, and during outdoor free batting practice he ran through an unusual machine-hitting session to prep for hard-throwing pitchers.

    When Ohtani showed up on the field, he gave off a noticeably cleaner look. With the division series ending in Game 4 and some downtime opening up, he’s believed to have found time for a haircut. His sideburns and the area around his ears were neatly trimmed, and he was also seen sharing a laugh with Max Muncy in the dugout.

    Source: sportsbull.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:11
    Should've gone full skinhead for good luck
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:12
    Finally figured it out, huh—his slump was because his hair was too long
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:12
    Finally got a haircut
    Back when Ippei was around, he kept his grooming on point (Ippei Mizuhara, Ohtani's former interpreter)
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:12
    'Unusual training,' they call it—does that mean he usually doesn't even do batting practice?
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:20
    Shinjo: 'He should lose some weight'
    57AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:31
    Re: #31
    Who did he say that to again?
    And where's that player now
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:22
    Well, 'Miji' (likely a nickname for an opposing starter) will probably take the mound at least twice, so it'd be nice to grab one win either way
    36AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:24
    Wouldn't it be better to train his head instead?
    Just look at him flinching and whiffing on that ABS challenge—he clearly can't read where the ball's coming at all
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:25
    Another QB House haircut, huh
    (QB House = a Japanese chain known for cheap 10-minute cuts) They should just get the guy a personal stylist already
    39AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:25
    Just post a picture of the clean new haircut already
    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:26
    Re: #1
    Now that he's getting older he's starting to look just like his dad lol
    41AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:26
    Marriage, kids, and a dog—lost that hungry edge, he's washed 😂
    42AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:26
    Guess the only thing that got cleaned up was his hair
    45AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    Sharp athletes keep it clean with short hair
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    Bet that cut hair could fetch a high price
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    Small face, great build, not even bad-looking—so why does he end up with such a dorky vibe (・へ・)
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:29
    With stats like that, you'd normally just bench him and pull him off DH
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:29
    The hairstyle he had for the season opener in Korea was so cool
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:31
    Since he's all about onigiri, they should give him the same bowl-cut as 'Hadaka no Taisho' (the 'Naked General,' a famous TV character known for wandering around eating rice balls)
    61AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:32
    Say what you want about MLB being some minor hobby league, Ohtani truly is a god among men

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The Dodgers, Ohtani’s team, wrapped up this division series in four games, and the resulting travel downtime is believed to have given him the chance to get a haircut. Hitting off a machine set up at close range—about 8 meters away—is a training method meant to sharpen reaction speed against hard throwers’ fastballs; the “unusual” part mentioned in the article refers to the machine being placed closer than normal. On the thread, comments were split between those who took the haircut positively, linking it to a fresh start or change of pace, and those who argued—citing his recent batting slump—that he should have shaved his head entirely. Several posts also referenced Ippei Mizuhara, who previously served as Ohtani’s interpreter, but Mizuhara had his contract terminated in 2024 over an illegal gambling scandal and no longer travels with the team. Baseless speculation and disparaging comments about Ohtani’s personal life have been excluded from this article.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[MLB] Shohei Ohtani Debuts Fresh Haircut — Unusual Training in Pre-Game Practice, Machine Set Up at Close Range to Counter Hard Throwers.”

  • BEYOOOOONDS’ New Single Stalls on TikTok, Hello! Project Comparisons Spark Debate

    On the Hello! Project board of 5ch, posters are voicing that it’s “gotten kind of sad” that TikTok posts for BEYOOOOONDS’ new single “Hai to Diamond” (Ash to Diamond) are still being pushed as the group’s main promotional tool long after its release. The thread shared TikTok usage counts from October 6 to 11: Juice=Juice’s “Kura Kura☆Climax” rose from 7,911 to 8,078 posts, and Morning Musume’s “SEXY BOY” climbed from 1,369 to 1,572, while “Hai to Diamond” grew only sluggishly, from 1,233 to 1,298. Even at its peak, the music video for “Hai to Diamond” topped out at 26,265 views in a day, compared to 29,585 for “SEXY BOY,” sparking a split debate over the new song’s momentum and the group’s release schedule.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:19
    It's like digging a mountain that's already stripped of every gem,
    still convinced there's more buried in there.
    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:20
    They should've just kept cranking out songs in that style.
    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:23
    It's already been overtaken by "Glasses Boy" (another BEYOOOOONDS song).
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:25
    They'll keep digging even while coughing up blood from their lungs
    for that diamond called "going viral."
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:25
    Is "Hai to Diamond" really that good a song?
    Personally I like "Vitamin ME" or "Glasses Boy" better.
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    Re: #6
    Out of those, "Glasses Boy" works best for short-form video.
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:26
    "Shoshisenban" (lit. "utterly ridiculous") is already a confirmed flop, so they've got no choice but to drag "Hai to Diamond" along for another year.
    83AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:17
    Re: #9
    It's basically turned into a scaled-down mini version of what Juice=Juice did with the "Moremi" trend (fans' nickname for Juice=Juice's viral TikTok trend).
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:29
    They brought back the high-energy style,
    and nobody cared about the song at all.
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:29
    The saddest part is the likes barely grew at all.
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:30
    It's looking more and more confirmed that the new single just isn't gonna take off, rough lol
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:31
    In the end, Juice=Juice's "Moremi" is the only real winner here.
    Every other group is just flailing for nothing.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:33
    Re: #16
    Fair point.
    Everything else is dead air.
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:33
    Honestly I'm sick of hearing it by now.
    At least switch it up to "Doudidan" or something.
    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:57
    Re: #21
    Once streaming starts tomorrow, the "Sho-Sho-Sho" push should kick in — they were already rushing to wrap up "Hai to Diamond" at the end.
    I can already see the same dark, monotone-melody hell as with "Doudidan."
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:35
    Juice=Juice's "Moremi" videos have topped 300.
    BEYOOOOONDS should put up 300 "Hai to Diamond" videos too, and the fans should stick with it and hype it up.
    Grind it all the way to a sold-out Budokan, then slap the live footage straight up on YouTube, right?
    Same as the "Moremi" playbook.
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:39
    Re: #24
    Don't bother, it's a waste of time for BEYOOOOONDS.
    Zero chance.
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:40
    Re: #24
    Looking at the comments, "Moremi" keeps pulling in new fans,
    but "Hai to Diamond" is only being carried by die-hard BEYOOOOONDS otaku.
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:38
    "Hai to Diamond," "RED LINE," "Ai = Un + En + On," and "SEXY BOY" ("Sekubo") — they're all done.
    Some people still think "Sekubo" has momentum, but it's over too.
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:39
    Re: #29
    Wait, the Hyadain one's already over?
    Isn't that way too fast?
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:41
    Aoi Yamazaki is seriously impressive… I wish they'd make a viral hit for groups besides Juice=Juice too.
    41AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:44
    Re: #37
    What about "RED LINE"?
    42AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:44
    Tsunku: "I'm deliberately making stylish songs that don't do well on TikTok."
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:48
    Re: #42
    I get that he's burned out after making so many songs in the past, but still…
    46AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:49
    48AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:50
    The steadily shrinking like count is the real story here.
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:52
    Re: #48
    Stuff like that gets rough in the back half.
    It's kind of them to let the new members take the lead on it.
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:53
    If it's getting dramatically more views than everything else, fine.
    But if the view count hasn't changed from before they started posting it, that's just dumb.
    57AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:57
    Re: #54
    The view count is actually worse than their other videos.
    55AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:54
    Peak single-day MV views
    "Hai to Diamond": 26,265 views
    "SEXY BOY": 29,585 views

    So close, but it still couldn't beat the frozen fried rice (a jokey reference to an unrelated viral TikTok trend used here as the benchmark).
    58AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:58
    Re: #55
    So even going viral with hundreds of thousands of likes, it still can't crack 30,000 views? That's almost impressive in the wrong direction.
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:03
    Re: #58
    Nope, it didn't. And so everyone went back to "Koi Revo" (an old nostalgia hit).
    61AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:01
    Unlike "Red Line" ("RED LINE"), they can't even put out new live footage.
    Hang in there — apparently new footage is coming for "Red Line."
    At this point BEYOOOOONDS fans should probably take a break and save their energy for the next single anyway, since the lineup selection (senbatsu) for it is still unknown.
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:04
    Re: #61
    Wasn't it basically "closed for business" because they're in stage-play rehearsals right now?
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:02


    64AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:03
    Re: #1
    Current TikTok usage counts for the songs each Hello! Project group is pushing (10/06 → 10/11):
    7,911 → 8,078 (+167) Juice=Juice, "Kura Kura☆Climax"
    1,369 → 1,572 (+203) Morning Musume, "SEXY BOY"
    1,233 → 1,298 (+65) BEYOOOOONDS, "Hai to Diamond"
    848 → 912 (+64) Tsubaki Factory, "Ai = Un + En + On"
    725 → 737 (+12) ANGERME, "RED LINE"
    69AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:07
    Re: #64
    I figured "Ai Un En On" would be doing better than "Hai to Diamond."
    It's an easier song to cover too.
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:07
    Only releasing once a year is the real shackle here —
    they end up grinding whatever already got results at release time, over and over.
    75AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:12
    Re: #70
    Exactly — they put out so few singles that they've even had to lean on album tracks before, so even when everyone feels "this isn't it," pushing "Hai to Diamond" is still the only option right now.
    71AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:09
    In the solo shots
    they're just flopping their hands around —
    I don't understand even a millimeter of what they're going for or what they want viewers to do.
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:17
    Re: #71
    They probably want people to copy the diamond shape made with both hands,
    but honestly, that's just too lame.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    Each Hello! Project group is constrained to roughly one single release per year, which forces them to keep leaning on existing songs for TikTok promotion until a new one arrives. This isn’t unique to BEYOOOOONDS — the thread also brings up usage figures for other groups’ songs, such as Tsubaki Factory and ANGERME, as points of comparison. The debate centered on which metric — the growth rate in post counts or peak MV views — should be used to judge a song as “doing well” or “struggling”: in absolute terms the song still has a dedicated fan base behind it, but some argued it lags behind other groups’ songs when it comes to pulling in new listeners. It’s worth noting that the figures in this article reflect a snapshot from when they were posted in the thread, and the numbers may have moved since then.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “It’s gotten kind of sad that BEYOOOOONDS is still only posting “Hai to Diamond” on TikTok.”

  • Yokohama: “If You’re Going to Live Here, It’s Kohoku or Aoba Ward” Sparks Backlash — 5ch: “Kohoku, Aoba, and Midori Are Nothing But Mountains!”

    A thread on 5ch’s Hello! Project board titled “If you’re going to live in Yokohama, it has to be Kohoku or Aoba ward” drew a wave of reactions. Against voices backing Kohoku and Aoba — said to be home to many celebrities — came pushback arguing that the Den-en-toshi Line corridor is “not really Yokohama, just a Tokyo bedroom town,” along with a string of comments praising the convenience and natural environment of areas like the Sotetsu Line corridor, Isogo ward, and Seya ward. Some also pointed out that while Yokohama Station is a perennial fixture on “most desirable place to live” rankings, few people actually live there — sparking discussion about the gap between image and reality.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:54
    Apparently even celebrities only live in these two wards.
    Naka and Minami wards feel like rough old downtown areas, and they're far from Tokyo anyway.
    Kanagawa ward isn't a bad option either, but there's no reason for rich people to pick it.
    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:56
    Yamate-cho, the upscale neighborhood with Ferris Jogakuin, is in Naka ward though.
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:22
    Re: #3
    The junior/senior high school is in Ishikawacho, but Ferris University itself is in Ryokuendai, Izumi ward.
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:57
    Kohoku and Aoba wards are the ones that AREN'T really Yokohama.
    They're fake Tokyoites riding the Den-en-toshi Line.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:59
    The area along the Sotetsu Line has good public order too — not bad at all.
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:33
    Re: #6
    Quite the opposite of that "Red Scoundrel of Hama" image (a slangy local nickname, playing on flashy-but-hollow).
    As proof, Konan and Kanazawa wards along that line are seeing sharp population decline.
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:00
    Wealthy residential areas are always up on the hills — that's true nationwide.
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:01
    Meanwhile Yokohama itself is already turning into a ghost town from population decline.
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:03
    Kohoku? You mean Kikuna? Myorenji? Okurayama?
    That's just countryside.
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:03
    Kohoku, Aoba, and Midori wards are nothing but mountains. Mountains!
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:04
    What Yokohama needs is a basketball arena to complement the hall and Yokohama Arena.
    Hurry up and fix Kenmin Hall already.
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:06
    I want them to clear out all of Nishiguchi Gobangai, raise the ground level, and redevelop the whole thing.
    Nothing's moved there since right after the war — the only change was kicking out the food stalls.
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:07
    Celebrities work in Tokyo, so being closer to Tokyo makes sense for them. Regular people are better off in Minato Mirai.
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:09
    Aside from old money that's lived around Yamate forever, if you've really got money there's no reason to live anywhere in Kanagawa Prefecture.
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:10
    Yaguchi's Seya High and Utachan's Seya West High merged, but Seya ward still has a lot of nature.
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:24
    Re: #16
    The site of the former U.S. military Kami-Seya communications facility is hosting the 2027 International Horticultural Expo next year.
    https://expo2027yokohama.or.jp/
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:12
    Midori ward is land that was cleared off a mountain just to build housing, so it has no history.
    Some people like that sterile, cookie-cutter feel, so I won't knock it.

    The old post-station towns have all had redevelopment stall out thanks to landowners' egos, which is a shame — though it's not like any actual relics from the post-station era survive there either.
    Still, they've got character. Hodogaya and Totsuka are great for just walking around.
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:12
    I live in Nishi ward and it's convenient — it's good.
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:13
    Theory: every Yokohama resident watches Namiki Michio's videos.
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:17
    I live in Kohoku ward but the only celebrities I've ever seen are ones riding the Shinkansen.
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:18
    A friend from Isogo ward said "Yokohama" really means around Kannai and Yokohama Station.
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:25
    Yokohama is about to start losing 20,000 people a year — that's rough.
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:28
    Yokohama residents say they're from Yokohama, not Kanagawa Prefecture.

    But when they're actually heading to the area around Yokohama Station, they say "I'm going to Yokohama."
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:35
    Nobody actually lives AT Yokohama Station, yet it always tops the "city you want to live in" rankings.
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:39
    Re: #32
    Sakuragicho seems better, since it has first trains of the morning.
    38AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:40
    Re: #32
    Walk a little south and it's residential. There's plenty of housing within a 10-minute walk of Yokohama Station.
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:38
    It's actually pretty inconvenient, honestly — kind of like a landlocked island.
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:38
    I was surprised Kohoku New Town is basically wall-to-wall shopping malls. That area's nice.
    40AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:40
    For ramen lovers, Kawasaki and Yokohama must be paradise. Having everything from Ichiran to Iekei-style shops is huge.
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:43
    Re: #40
    Yoshimuraya's flagship shop is about a 10-minute walk from Yokohama Station's west exit, near Yokohama Hiranuma High School.
    Sugitaya, run by a disciple at the brand's founding location, is near Shin-Sugita Station.
    46AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:44
    Many Okinawa natives live along Nakadori street in Tsurumi.
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:47
    Re: #46
    Probably because of that drama "Chimudondon" or whatever it was.
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:45
    Why not just go with Negishi or Isogo instead?
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:47
    Re: #47
    Isogo has first trains of the morning, and last trains terminating there run pretty late, so it's super convenient.
    The downside is there's no big shopping nearby, so you either bus to Kamiooka or take the Negishi Line into Yokohama.
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:48
    I used to live in Koganecho, which was a red-light district.
    I had this weird life where a red-light area was just part of my everyday surroundings.
    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:53
    Re: #52
    On the opposite side, Miharudai has Kanto Gakuin Junior/Senior High and Kuboyama Crematorium — quite the contrast.
    59AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:55
    The old downtown area around Hakuraku in Kanagawa ward is just fine. I lived in Koganecho too, but it was way too rough.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:56
    Re: #59
    That's just because it's Koganecho.
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:05
    But it's kind of funny how a brand that companies forced into existence can crash and burn in an instant — Musashi-Kosugi, for example.

    They jacked the "Musako" nickname that used to belong exclusively to Musashi-Koyama, got full of themselves over it, and then it got rebranded "Un-Kosugi" (a pun working in "unko," meaning poop) once everyone found out it used to be a worthless former factory-and-marsh area.
    76AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:16
    Re: #67
    Musashi-Kosugi is seriously a nice town, no joke. It's as urban as Kawasaki Station, and you can use both the Tokyu Toyoko Line and JR. I just personally have no reason to actually go there.

    Background and key points of this debate

    Kohoku and Aoba wards connect directly to Shibuya via the Tokyu Den-en-toshi Line, making them convenient commuter areas with relatively high land prices — cementing their image as “Yokohama’s upscale residential districts.” But that line grew out of Tokyo-oriented housing development, giving it a different history from Yokohama’s old city center (Naka, Nishi wards, etc.), which is why some locals see it as “not really Yokohama” or “just a Tokyo bedroom town” — a divide that shows up clearly in the thread’s pushback. The backdrop also includes the fact that Yokohama has recently entered a period of population decline, with outlying wards expected to feel it more heavily. Also, Yokohama Station, a perennial fixture on “most desirable place to live” rankings, is primarily a commercial district — its residential areas are confined to a small walkable radius — so there’s a real gap between its ranking popularity and how many people actually live there. Worth noting too are the local details raised in the thread, such as how old Tokaido post-station towns like Hodogaya and Totsuka have struggled to redevelop due to landowners’ circumstances — details that help explain how Yokohama’s neighborhoods took shape.

    ※This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Apparently living in Yokohama only makes sense in “Kohoku” or “Aoba” ward.”