Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Mario Kart World Called ‘Not Fun’ — 5ch Overwhelmingly Agrees

    An article arguing that Mario Kart World “isn’t fun” was picked up on 5ch, sparking a wide reaction on the Hardware/Industry board (Geha). In the thread, many commenters agreed with the criticism that adjusted drop rates for comeback items have turned the game into a “misfortune-avoidance contest,” and with the complaint that the new wall-riding mechanic favors advanced players and raises the skill barrier. On the other hand, some pushed back, noting that the core gameplay still carries over from previous Mario Kart titles and remains plenty enjoyable if you don’t care about competitive play — opinions split largely along how people judged the new features.

    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:53
    For what it's worth, the take is apparently too spot-on to generate much thread activity on Geha.
    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:53
    Mario Kart 8 felt like the series' crowning achievement, so this is rough. The next Smash Bros. is probably going to be in the same tough spot.
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:54
    We don't need the hardcore try-hards, they can just quit.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:56
    Honestly, ever since the "Craptendo Switch 2" (a mocking nickname for the Switch 2) came out, there hasn't been a single game better than its predecessor.
    Sales are obviously nowhere close to the previous installment either.
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:56
    8 Deluxe was just too well put-together, honestly.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:18
    Re: #7
    That game was the culmination of the whole series, content volume included.
    World completely fails to put its open-world scale to any real use as a main feature, and the new wall-riding mechanic is basically pro-only, which just widens the skill gap even more.
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:56
    First place comes down to luck: in rooms where everyone's skill level is close, it's decided by "how well you dodged spiny shells, red shells, lightning, random hits, junk items, getting stomped on," etc. It's not the satisfying kind of comeback randomness you get in mahjong or Pokémon — it's turned into a misfortune-avoidance tournament. Especially after the latest update dropped the lightning drop rate, comeback mechanics and strategic exchanges have basically disappeared.

    If comeback mechanics and strategic exchanges have basically disappeared, isn't that just… a skill-based match then? 🤔
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:58
    Is complaining about a Nintendo game some kind of forbidden act?
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:58
    For starters, just let us do a normal 3-lap race.
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:00
    Re: #10
    Keep the elimination mode, where you're knocked out if you don't place high enough, on the current courses.
    For everyone else, they should've just made a normal 3-lap course option — Nintendo's kind of dumb for not doing that.
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:01
    The director who worked on the Mario Kart series for ages ended up leaving the company too, huh.
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:02
    It's a flood of creepy shortcuts you have to grind to even have a chance at winning.
    Full of creepy players who won't attack their friends but gang up on everyone else.
    The "Look at me! I got attacked by this guy so I tailed and sabotaged him the whole race!" posts you occasionally see on X are genuinely creepy.
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:08
    Why would anyone get this serious about a game like this?
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:24
    All I see on my feed are wall-riding clips, so I'm hesitant to buy it.
    I think people are getting turned off because it looks hard.
    Also it's expensive.
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:28
    Re: #26
    If you're not thinking about competitive play, you don't need wall-riding and it's not hard — as long as you're not thinking about competitive play.

    In that case 8 Deluxe is just fine, isn't it.
    100AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:13
    Re: #26
    Watch a tutorial video and you'll pick it up right away.
    It's genuinely fun, I'd recommend it.
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:24
    Other games keep getting better while Nintendo's just stuck in place. They added the rally courses and I played them once or twice and that was it.
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:26
    Re: #27
    Nintendo's literally the only company that managed to put out two Metascore-89 games this year, though.
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 16:25
    Mokou's Mario Kart commentary videos are the most entertaining, hands down. (Mokou is a popular Japanese gaming streamer)
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 16:36
    Re: #50
    Futon-chan's are funnier though. (another well-known streamer)
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:58
    Re: #50
    I still watch 8 Deluxe commentary videos to this day.
    World just isn't fun.
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 16:30
    Long-running series start out highly polished
    ↓
    In Mario Kart World, basically every new feature gets panned
    ↓
    But if you just carry over the already-polished previous entry and refine it further, you get stagnation and diminishing returns
    Breath of the Wild → Tears of the Kingdom is a textbook example of that

    This is exactly why Nintendo consoles, whose sales lean so heavily on a handful of first-party titles, haven't sold well for two generations running.
    68AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:08
    Re: #51
    New Mario Kart features get panned every single time and eventually get cut, though.
    Two-player riding, special items, wheelies, underwater sections, half-gravity — those are still around, but personally I hate the glider too (it got better in 8 once recovery sped up).
    This time the 24-player races, the open world, and the rail wall-riding all feel like they're dragging the game down in a pretty flashy way.

    Re: #66
    Dropping the ability to hold two items at once made no sense. They didn't even fix that until Deluxe.
    61AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:21
    It's a weird game — treated like a flop, but it's quietly selling well.

    I'm not into the competitive scene, so I'm actually enjoying it more than 8 Deluxe.
    62AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:39
    Re: #61
    Even if the features added in World are a miss, everything else is still proper Mario Kart underneath, so it sells.
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:58
    8 actually had a bad reputation too, you know.
    It's also where the series turned into a "mushroom boost spam" game.

    Though I'll give them credit, the highlight reel feature was a clever idea.
    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:10
    Granted, the original Mario Kart 8 is indefensible, but World is totally playable.
    Even the complaint in Re: #1 just reads like it's coming from someone half-committed — not serious enough to actually try, but still can't stand having a low rating.
    71AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:14
    Re: #70
    Ringomochi is a streamer who actually played pretty seriously.
    74AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:18
    Re: #70
    Do full 24-player lobbies still fill up quickly even now?
    95AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:53
    It's hard to deny that pretty much every feature unique to World has flopped.
    96AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:00
    Re: #95
    Isn't Survival mode pretty fun though?
    97AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:07
    Honestly, if you're just going to complain, I feel like you should go play 8 Deluxe instead.
    I don't play either since I hate racing games, but is there some clear reason 8 Deluxe won't cut it?
    Smash Bros. is scary because fatal online lag turns it into a different game entirely, so if the new one flops there's no going back — but this is Mario Kart we're talking about, right?

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Mario Kart World is the latest entry in the series, released in 2025, and it introduces major new features such as 24-player simultaneous races, open-world course traversal, and rail-based wall-riding. What split opinion in the thread was mainly how to judge these new features. Many pointed out that while wall-riding is something anyone can learn with practice, it ends up favoring more advanced players and widening the skill gap, raising the barrier to entry. There was also notable criticism that adjusting the drop rates of comeback items like the lightning bolt has made matches among top-tier players come down to “how much bad luck you managed to avoid,” making the role of randomness a central point of debate. On the other hand, some argued that the core controls and handling still carry over from previous Mario Kart games and remain plenty enjoyable as long as you’re not fixated on competitive play — it’s worth noting that dissatisfaction with the new features and evaluation of the core gameplay are being discussed as two separate threads of opinion.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “An article saying Mario Kart World isn’t fun is going viral for being too on-point.”

  • Typhoon No. 25 Triggers Embankment Collapse in Chiba’s Shisui Town, Drainage Pumps Added — 5ch: “It Reeks (Confirmed)”

    In Shisui, Chiba Prefecture, an embankment collapsed under the impact of Typhoon No. 25, flooding residential areas around Lake Inbanuma. The breach occurred on September 22, and drainage pumps have since been added on site as reports track how the flooding situation is changing. On 5ch, thread posts piled up showing algae-choked, foul-smelling scenes and photos of insect damage. Discussion centered on practical questions: compensation for residents, how far insurance would actually cover the damage, the possibility of a future class-action lawsuit, and whether it even makes sense to rebuild homes on land that keeps flooding.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:34
    9/22
    Lake Inbanuma breach
    ↓
    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:34
    [Typhoon No. 25 embankment collapse] Chiba's Shisui Town adds pumps to drain floodwater, residential flooding continues
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3TCNii3RU8



    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:36
    Wait, even if the water recedes, can people actually live here again??
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:36
    Can't they just install underground drainage pipes?
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:37
    Re: #8
    Yeah, without that it'll probably just happen again
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:38
    It reeks (confirmed)


    70AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:12
    Re: #16
    So that's what "Kaiun" (good fortune) really means, huh
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:39
    "Kaiun Danchi" (Good Fortune Housing Estate) lol
    the name is killing me
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:41
    Re: #18
    Probably named it something lucky and happy-sounding because something terrible happened there in the past
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:43
    Is that algae growing?
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:44
    Re: #26
    Oh it's bad
    Reeking something awful
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:46
    The houses and everything else are probably already covered in mold and unusable — they'd need to rebuild the whole area
    39AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:47
    Re: #35
    Would they really rebuild? This is land that turns into a swamp
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:49
    Even if they say you can't live there, not everyone can just up and move
    Is there any compensation for this?
    46AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:51
    Re: #44
    If you're renting it's no big deal, but if you bought the place it's basically your own bad luck….
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:53
    Re: #44
    Someone running a shop said they asked their insurer about compensation for water damage above floor level, and were told the area you walk into with shoes on doesn't count as "above floor level," so they got zero payout. Saw it on social media — no idea if it's actually true
    64AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:09
    Re: #44
    Compensation for what?
    Why would the local government compensate anyone for flood damage?
    If you own the home, it's basically your own responsibility
    And insurance wouldn't cover it anyway
    45AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:50
    This is heartbreaking
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:51
    What the hell happened here



    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:53
    Re: #47
    This is genuinely bad
    80AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:29
    Re: #47
    On the bright side, this might spur development of a pesticide to deal with these things
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:55
    Is there a chance residents file a class-action lawsuit over this?
    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:57
    Re: #54
    Lawsuits over flooding caused by dam releases happen a lot, but they usually lose
    This one would probably lose too if it went to court
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:08
    Looks like this is headed the way of Noto — another abandoned stretch of land
    Might've gone differently if they'd used the water to attract semiconductor companies, like Kumamoto did
    69AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:11
    Re: #63
    Maybe they should use all that water to attract data centers
    Chiba's not great to live in, but it's close to Tokyo so the location isn't actually bad
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:11
    Are the people going on about "compensation, compensation" homeowners?
    Flood damage isn't compensated and insurance doesn't cover it either
    You bought it, so it's on you to deal with it
    That's just what buying something means
    97AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:54
    Re: #67
    It's not exactly excluded — there's a wind-and-flood-damage rider that covers that
    84AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:32


    Hmm… yeah, this one's on them
    100AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:55
    Re: #97
    Flood riders are probably going to disappear for Chiba at this rate
    given how bad this is
    102AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:59
    Re: #100
    Payouts went through fine after the Osaka typhoon too, so this'll probably be the same
    Though premiums going forward are a different story
    104AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:03
    Where exactly is the recovery work getting stuck?
    106AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:05
    Re: #104
    There used to be a drainage channel running underground through the embankment that fed into the river to the north, but that section collapsed, so they basically have to dig it all back out and rebuild it

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    The embankment collapse reflects a structural weakness that has been flagged at reclaimed/built-up land sites across the country in recent years. According to the thread, a drainage channel originally ran underground beneath the collapsed section, designed to carry water to the river to the north — but the collapse knocked out that function entirely, meaning the system now has to be dug up and rebuilt from scratch. Where opinions in the thread split was over who should bear responsibility for the damage: some argued that homeowners are, as a rule, responsible for their own property, while others countered that wind-and-flood-damage riders ought to cover it. Under standard fire insurance practice, payout amounts hinge on whether flooding reached above or below floor level, and one post claimed a shop’s dirt-floor entryway wasn’t recognized as “above floor level,” zeroing out the payout. That claim, however, is unverified information from social media, and whether coverage applies depends on the specific policy and the insurer’s judgment.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “[Chiba] That Spot That Turned Into a Swamp After the Lake Inbanuma Breach — A Dramatic Before & After With Added Drainage Pumps!“

  • Foreign Driver Hiring Expands — 5ch Says: ‘It’s Not a Labor Shortage, It’s a Wage Shortage’

    As labor shortages worsen under the “2024 Problem” — new overtime caps on truck drivers — the logistics industry is expanding its hiring of foreign drivers now that trucking has been added to the “Specified Skilled Worker (Type 1)” visa category. In a 5ch thread reacting to a Yomiuri Shimbun article, commenters lined up to criticize the industry’s long-neglected low-wage structure and point out the shortage of long-haul drivers. Opinions were split, meanwhile, over how far self-driving technology could eventually fill the gap.

    10/11 (Sun) 15:01 JST

    Yomiuri Shimbun Online

    The logistics industry is increasingly hiring foreign drivers, spurred by the addition of trucking to the “Specified Skilled Worker (Type 1)” visa category. The move is expected to help ease the worsening labor shortage since stricter overtime regulations for truck drivers took effect under the so-called “2024 Problem,” though building the safety infrastructure needed to support it remains a challenge. (By Kentaro Otsuka)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:40
    Working as a regular employee is one thing, but don't let them in as freelancers.
    214AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:07
    Re: #17
    Eventually you'll get companies where the owner is foreign and the whole fleet of drivers is foreign too.
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:45
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:48
    Just look at Amazon's delivery contractors — there are plenty of workers out there. "Can't survive without foreigners" just means the pay's so bad nobody else will touch the job.
    89AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:19
    Re: #35
    That's just the last-mile stuff, there's plenty of people for that. What's actually short is long-haul drivers.
    39AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:50
    Nothing but gratitude for long-haul truck drivers! 🙏
    101AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:24
    Re: #39
    I'll pay the shipping surcharge, just raise long-haul drivers' wages already.
    54AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:57
    They spent years screening Japanese applicants out over age and lack of experience — which is exactly how they created this labor shortage in the first place — and now they're gratefully hiring inexperienced foreigners over 40. You'd think it's because it's cheap, but apparently they're paying more than they ever paid non-regular workers from Japan's "employment ice age" generation (those who graduated into the long 1990s–2000s recession and got stuck in precarious jobs).
    92AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:20
    Countries that honk their horns a lot vs. countries that don't
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HStYf2-XIAA6AmX.jpg
    126AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:31
    First raise wages and working conditions above average. This isn't a labor shortage, it's a wage shortage. Back when pay was good, there were more drivers than anyone needed.
    130AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:33
    Re: #126
    But then people complain when shipping fees go up, right?
    135AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:38
    Re: #126
    Wages have already gone up plenty and people still aren't showing up. There just aren't enough bodies, period.
    157AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:49
    Re: #126
    Raising wages that much would hurt the business.
    Foreign workers show up before wages ever climb high enough to attract Japanese workers.
    So companies hire the foreigners.
    Japanese workers can't get in.
    More Japanese people end up resenting foreigners.

    Basically, every time a job becomes one foreigners can fill, there's less room left for Japanese workers — and all that builds up is hatred toward foreigners.
    153AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:47
    People saying self-driving tech will wipe out these jobs — lol, idiots.
    168AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:53
    Re: #153
    On highways, if they actually committed to it, self-driving should be doable — no pedestrians or traffic lights to worry about.
    175AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:55
    Re: #168
    Have they actually solved the problem where rain and fallen leaves throw the sensors off?
    192AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:01
    Re: #168
    Self-driving for highways only would be easy enough to make practical, but the question is where you hand off to a human driver. There are only so many spots where you can park a massive truck, and even now, parking areas at night are already packed solid with trucks with nowhere left to go.
    187AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:00
    Won't need them eventually once it's all self-driving anyway, right?
    202AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:04
    Re: #187
    Not gonna happen in Japan. Fatal accidents from human drivers happen every single day and nobody bats an eye, but if self-driving causes even one fatal accident, Japan will have a collective meltdown.
    211AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:06
    Re: #187
    At most, self-driving will only work on highways.

    There's no capacity to build out the infrastructure needed for self-driving on narrow 4- or 6-meter city streets.
    219AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:08
    Re: #187
    Not happening anytime soon. Trucks especially still need someone to load and unload cargo.
    234AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:11
    Why aren't they hiring from the "ice age" generation (Japan's lost generation, who graduated into the 1990s–2000s recession)? Just chasing subsidies?
    241AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:12
    Re: #234
    Old man, that debate ended back in the 2010s.
    266AnonymousOct 11, 2026 20:21
    Re: #234
    There's no way some middle-aged amateur can handle blue-collar work.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    The backdrop here includes the “2024 Problem” — new caps on truck drivers’ overtime hours — and the regulatory change adding the trucking industry to the “Specified Skilled Worker (Type 1)” visa category. Opinions in the thread split between blaming low wages for the labor shortage and arguing that even higher wages wouldn’t fix the sheer shortfall in numbers. Several commenters specifically pointed to a shortage of long-haul drivers. The possibility of self-driving technology replacing drivers also came up, but most comments focused on the hurdles still standing in the way of practical use — such as navigating city streets beyond the highway and handling loading and unloading — so the discussion never trended toward optimism. Note that because expanding the acceptance of foreign workers touches on debates over national policy design, comments expressing support for or opposition to specific political parties or policy platforms have been excluded from this article.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Logistics Industry Expands Hiring of Foreign Drivers, Spurred by “Specified Skilled Worker (Type 1)” Certification… “Sufficient Understanding of Japan’s Traffic Rules Required”.”

  • Peru mayoral race winner’s name: “Hitler Mussolini”

    In a mayoral election in the Quero Palca district of Huánuco region, central Peru, a candidate named Hitler Mussolini Simeón Flores won the seat. He took 229 votes (34.54%) in a tight race, finishing just 25 votes ahead of the runner-up. He had previously belonged to Keiko Fujimori’s right-wing party before leaving it in 2025 to run for the left-wing party Ahora Nación. On 5ch, the thread lit up over the fact that Japan is missing from this “Axis powers” lineup, the South American custom of naming children after historical figures, and the fact that more than 500 people in Peru are reportedly named after Dragon Ball characters.

    According to Infobae on the 9th (1), left-wing candidate Hitler (locally pronounced “Hitler”) Mussolini Simeón Flores has been declared the winner of the mayoral election in the Quero Palca district of Lauricocha province, Huánuco region, central Peru. In Peru’s regional and municipal elections, some candidates have drawn attention purely for their unusual names, and he is one of them. His name overlaps with the Nazi German leader and the founder of Italian fascism, which has made him a talking point.

    Running for the Ahora Nación party, he won 229 votes, or 34.54% of the valid votes. Brazil’s CBN (2) reported him as a left-wing candidate, noting that he himself stated when announcing his candidacy that he had previously belonged to Keiko Fujimori’s right-wing party before leaving it in 2025.

    Second place went to Renovación Popular with 204 votes (30.77%), and third to País Para Todos with 187 votes (28.20%). The gap between first and second place was just 25 votes, and only 42 votes separated first from third — a genuinely close race.

    Source: news.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:07
    Where's the "Japan" in this Axis powers lineup?
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:07
    The Axis alliance is missing one member
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:11
    Re: #5
    Let's do it without Japan this time!
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:15
    Re: #3 Re: #5
    Pathetic that you didn't even notice the Fujimori connection
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:08
    World trend: left-wing
    Japan: right-wing
    Japan never follows the rest of the world, no matter when you check
    211AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:54
    Re: #9
    Say that after you've looked at the UK and Germany
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:13
    What an outrageous "kirakira" (flashy, over-the-top) baby name.
    Even beats Japan's infamous "Akuma-chan" (a baby literally named "Devil") case.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:21
    Re: #20
    What were the parents even thinking?
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:16
    Re: #1
    What on earth
    And he's left-wing with a name like that?
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:16
    I wonder if anyone in Germany actually has the surname "Hitler"?
    79AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:25
    Re: #35
    Adolf Hitler himself was actually from Australia, you know
    In regions that were once under Nazi German rule,
    many people probably changed their surname out of fear of the stigma —
    though of course not everyone did.
    81AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:26
    Re: #79

    Whoa

    So he moved from Australia to Germany, huh (lol)
    87AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:27
    Re: #79
    Don't need a reply, just let me say this —
    "-tralia"? lmao (mocking the Australia/Austria mix-up above)
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:22
    Taking a famous historical figure's surname as a first name is common in South America.
    Example: Bismarck Barreto Faria
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:26
    Re: #63
    Well, there are people out there named "Otani" and "Goku" too, so…
    80AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:26
    Sounds like a name that wouldn't get you into Germany
    91AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:27
    Re: #80
    He'd probably get in these days, lol

    But back in Granny Merkel's time, he definitely would've been turned away lmao
    95AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:27
    Turns out the name "Hideki" wasn't actually shunned after all — there's Hideki Takahashi (actor) and Hideki Saijo (singer)
    122AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:32
    Re: #95
    Actually, come to think of it, naming someone "Hideki Saijo" right after Hideki Tojo is pretty bold

    And Hideki Matsui even went and played for the Yankees
    114AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:31
    Re: #82
    Man, South America is really something else

    https://www.asahi.com/sp/articles/ASKDC4WTVKDCUHBI015.html
    Named after Dragon Ball: many in Peru, including a "Frieza" too

    > "Gohan," "Krillin," "Piccolo" — A Peruvian government agency survey has found that more than 500 people in the country have been given names inspired by characters from the hit Japanese anime "Dragon Ball."
    121AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:32
    Re: #114
    The South American version of a "DQN name" (Japanese slang for a tacky, over-the-top baby name) lol
    137AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:34
    Re: #79
    Apparently around Bohemia it was pronounced "Hiedler"
    With an Austrian/German accent, that becomes "Hitler"
    141AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:36
    Re: #137
    Wait, that's an Australian accent? lol
    159AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:41
    Feels like back in the Showa era people brought up Hitler pretty casually in conversation, but somewhere along the way it became taboo
    164AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:43
    I mean, Japan still has kids do Nazi-style salutes sometimes too
    Apparently that looks pretty shocking from a European point of view
    171AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:44
    Re: #164
    Heads up — that's Ichiro Tominaga (a cartoonist famous for a goofy salute-like pose often mistaken for a Nazi gesture)

    Background and talking points

    Peru has a distinctly South American naming culture, where naming children after historical figures or famous foreigners isn’t unusual. There are even reports that more than 500 Peruvians carry Dragon Ball character names (Krillin, Piccolo, and others), and the name “Hitler Mussolini” in this story appears to stem from that same cultural tradition. The “left-wing” label in the article refers to the political stance of Ahora Nación, the party the winning candidate currently belongs to — it has nothing to do with the actual ideology of the historical Hitler or Mussolini. The thread did spark a debate over whether Nazism counts as politically “left” or “right,” but since that’s not a question with a settled academic answer, and neutrality couldn’t be maintained, it isn’t reflected in this article. It’s also worth noting this election was for mayor of a single Peruvian district (Quero Palca) — not a national office — a point that’s easy to misread.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Peru mayoral election: left-wing “Hitler Mussolini” wins.”

  • Free-Fare Toddler Takes Up a Whole Unreserved Seat on the Shinkansen — Post Sparks Debate, JR Central Responds

    A post on Threads claiming that a free-fare toddler was occupying an entire seat in an unreserved car on the Tokaido Shinkansen went viral, sparking mixed reactions. Shinkansen fare rules for toddlers state that up to two children per adult can ride free on an adult’s lap, but a child’s fare is required if the child occupies a seat alone — and JR Central’s position on the matter has also been reported. In response, a thread on 5ch saw a wide range of opinions clash, touching on unreserved-seat etiquette, the de facto seat-hogging via luggage, and backlash against the trend of prioritizing parents traveling with children.

    Posted 10/11 (Sun) 7:00 AM

    Shukan Josei PRIME

    A post on Threads about etiquette in the unreserved cars of the Tokaido Shinkansen has sparked mixed reactions.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:44
    It's obvious this was going to cause trouble — just make the rules clear.
    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:49
    Re: #15
    This is exactly the type who kicks up a fuss without reading the rules.
    134AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:08
    Re: #15
    Some trains do make those annoying announcements telling you to hold your bag in front of you when it gets crowded.
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:44
    Having kids or a Help Mark (a Japanese badge signaling an invisible disability or need for assistance) these days beats even Mito Komon's seal case (´・ω・`) (in the old samurai drama, flashing that seal instantly ends any argument — an unbeatable trump card)
    Those who get government benefits are above those who pay the taxes — the taxpayers might as well be their slaves.

    Got something to say about it? I've got kids, you know??
    I'm raising tomorrow's taxpayers, you know??? Huh? You got a problem with that???

    That's basically how it is.
    93AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:00
    Re: #16
    The taxes and labor childless people contribute over a lifetime are basically worthless — parents actually pay far more in taxes.
    251AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:31
    Re: #16
    That kind of logic doesn't fly.
    46AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:51
    Calling it a 'jiyūseki' (literally 'free seat,' i.e. unreserved) is the problem — rename it 'fujiyūseki' ('un-free seat') and selfish people like this probably wouldn't show up.
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:52
    Re: #46
    Just call it the 'selfish seat' and be done with it.
    142AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:11
    Re: #46
    Sounds like something out of a rakugo story lol (rakugo = traditional Japanese comedic storytelling)
    108AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:04
    Wait, toddlers aren't allowed to sit in a seat on the Shinkansen? First I've heard of that rule.
    117AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:05
    Re: #108
    Even kids should have to pay if they're taking up a seat.
    120AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:06
    Re: #108
    Reserved seats are a no-go.

    Basic rules for toddlers and reserved seating:

    • On a lap (free): If the child sits on an adult's lap without occupying a seat, up to 2 toddlers per adult ride free. In unreserved cars, it's free as long as the child isn't taking up a seat.
    • Using a reserved seat (paid): Even a toddler must have a child's ticket (half the adult fare) if they occupy a reserved seat (standard or Green Car) by themselves.
    • Traveling with 3 or more toddlers: Only 2 toddlers per adult ride free. From the third child onward, a child's fare applies even in unreserved cars.
    133AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:08
    Even if they don't sit, adults still pay for a full fare, right? Isn't it just the base fare that's free, not a seat charge?
    138AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:09
    Re: #133
    On Meitetsu, even toddlers have to pay the seat charge to ride the μ-SKY limited express.
    168AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:14
    Re: #133
    The Shinkansen fare is a limited-express ticket plus a basic fare ticket. It's only the Green Car where they charge extra for the seat itself, right?
    159AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:13
    Re: #1
    I rode the Shinkansen the other day, and
    in a situation like this, you'd normally just switch seats, right?

    Some oblivious idiot ruined what should've been a fun trip.


    ★Me ◆| |●Wife

    Asked ★: "Would you mind switching seats with my wife?"
    Asked ◆: "Would you mind switching seats with my wife?"
    Asked ●: "Would you mind switching seats with me?"

    And every single one said "no"?? Unbelievable.
    232AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:29
    Re: #159
    ★ and ◆ had no obligation to, so quit whining — just pay ● some money.
    162AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:13
    Whether it's a reserved seat or not, I think anyone should basically be free to sit in an empty seat. Telling unreserved-ticket holders to stand even when seats are open is the emotional take, not the rational one.
    185AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:20
    Re: #162
    So by that logic anyone should be free to sit in the driver's seat too, since the driver rides without paying.
    243AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:30
    Re: #162 Reserved seats are off-limits though.
    I saw a foreign tourist get called out by the conductor recently and reluctantly move to the unreserved car.
    245AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:30
    Re: #162
    Well, not quite that far.
    But I do think it'd be nice if kids could sit next to the driver for an educational experience —
    limited to elementary-school age or younger, as a kind of special service.
    Kids would probably love it.
    166AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:14
    People actually still use unreserved seats, huh. Is the price difference like 5,000 yen or something?
    169AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:15
    Re: #166
    With all the inbound tourism, Shinkansen occupancy stays pretty high even on weekdays. There are discounts aimed at foreign tourists too, so it gets really crowded.
    173AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:17
    Re: #166
    Hikari/Kodama: 530 yen

    Nozomi:
    • Tokyo–Nagoya: 740 yen
    • Tokyo–Shin-Osaka: 850 yen
    179AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:18
    I mean, even if it's unreserved, I don't get the nerve it takes to go ask someone to give up a seat they're already sitting in.
    189AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:21
    Re: #179
    Wasn't the kid not even sitting there though?
    190AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:21
    Re: #179
    They said something like "my kid's going to sit here" and "once they finish eating," so at that moment the kid was probably elsewhere and the seat was actually empty.
    221AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:27
    Re: #179
    Exactly this. I can't fathom what kind of upbringing leads to that kind of behavior.
    183AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:19
    If the kid isn't actually there, you can't claim an unreserved seat like that. Where'd they even wander off to, genius?
    197AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:23
    Re: #183
    I think there was also a version of the story where someone else sat down while the kid was in the bathroom.
    It's basically musical chairs at that point.
    208AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:25
    Re: #197
    So you can't even go to the bathroom now? Truly a dog-eat-dog world lol
    215AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:26
    Re: #197
    That's right.
    If a parent goes to the bathroom with their kid, then even the parent loses the seat.
    And there's no way you'd send a small child alone.
    Just accept it — there's no such thing as a "right" to hold a seat.
    222AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:27
    Took the unreserved car on a Hikari to Shizuoka for the first time in a while, and almost everyone in the two-seat rows had their luggage dumped in the empty seat next to them, like that's just the default move to keep anyone else from sitting there. I was floored. Young people these days really have no concept of shame anymore.
    248AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:30
    Re: #222
    That's taking "unreserved" way too literally lol. Not okay even on regular commuter trains.
    258AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:33
    Re: #222
    We've ended up in a world where yielding to others or holding back just means you lose out.
    262AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:34
    Re: #222
    If there are plenty of other empty seats, fine, I'll let it slide. But people who keep doing that even as the train fills up — I honestly wish every single one of them would get fired from their job.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Shinkansen toddler fare rules work like this: up to two children per adult can ride free if seated on an adult’s lap, but a child’s fare (half the adult rate) is required if the child occupies a seat alone. Because unreserved-seat tickets are cheap — only around 530 yen — many passengers skip reserved seating altogether and ride in the unreserved cars, which makes disputes over how this free allowance is handled more likely to flare up when cars get crowded. In the thread, opinions split between “parents with young children deserve some consideration” and “by the rules, this should require payment.” Commenters also brought up the related practice of placing luggage on an empty adjacent seat to effectively claim it, as well as how crowded unreserved cars have become amid the tourism boom — with this post being treated as a symbolic example of that broader trend. While the original news report simply conveys JR Central’s official position, the thread’s focus shifted more toward poor awareness of the actual rules and broader skepticism toward the unreserved-seat system itself — a nuance that doesn’t come through in the article alone.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Shinkansen] ‘How Many Times Do I Have to Say It?!’ — Post Sparks Mixed Reactions as a Free-Fare Toddler Takes Up a Whole Seat on a Crowded Unreserved Car, JR Central Responds.”

  • Is the FF7 Remake an Insult to the Original? 5ch: “Couldn’t Argue With That”

    A reaction video from overseas fans about the FF7 Remake’s direction and staging was shared on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board, sparking a mixed debate. The spark was a comparison video from an overseas user claiming that “the FF7 Remake is an insult to the original — they’ve turned it into a Disney theme park.” Many pointed out the mismatch between the photorealistic graphics and the still-anime-style scenario direction, and complaints stood out over how Aerith’s death scene was changed. On the other hand, some pushed back that fans were simply putting the original on too high a pedestal, and others welcomed the added content outright — so opinions never settled into a consensus.

    Couldn’t argue with that.

    Source: video.twimg.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:54


    Yeah, this exactly.
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:00
    Re: #3
    Where'd the info come from that in the original version, that old lady was getting paid by Shinra just for squatting in Cloud's rebuilt house? Even if you try asking her about it through the dialogue options, she just tells you to get out, right?
    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:55
    It's all because trash-tier PlayStation ('Gomi-Sute') exists, isn't it?
    Square Enix ('Kuzu-Eni,' i.e. 'Trash-Enix') nearly died making FF16 a PS exclusive for Sony's ('Chony') benefit, and when they finally reached for their last lifeline, this is what happened.
    And after that, apparently Sony's treating Square Enix like trash too.
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:57
    When doing a remake, adding new content or filling in gaps here and there is totally welcome, but if they're just going to change things outright, I'd rather they didn't release it at all.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:59
    Well, as someone who only cleared the FF7 original once, I don't really care either way, but I guess for people who love it so much they're attached to the whole world/setting, having the remake change things must really sting.
    71AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:08
    Re: #6
    When I played the remake, I figured the story would branch off afterward into an 'Aerith survives' route, but in the end nothing really changed — they just threw in this parallel-world thing, and I still don't get what they were even going for.
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:02
    Out of everyone at Square, Nomura ('Nomu-rish') in particular just doesn't understand the beauty of subtraction — less is more.
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:02
    Lol, the symbol of crap-tier PlayStation ('Kuso-Sute') ended up looking like an absolute wreck.
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:03
    Can they please drop this habit of turning the final boss fight into a scripted event battle?
    You're forced into a fixed party and dragged along a fixed rail through a dull, dragging battle that isn't fun at all.
    At least for the very end, let us go all out with whatever party and build we actually want.
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:05
    They do have a tendency to throw in gag segments with pretty lame taste.
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:05
    Is 'theme park' referring to how it's just minigame after minigame?
    12AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:07
    There was no real point in going photorealistic, huh.
    If they'd kept the characters anime-style while just making the towns and dungeons properly 3D, nobody would've complained.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:32
    Re: #12
    Then just go play the original forever, man.
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:07
    I just think of it as a parallel world where memories from the original's world are flowing in, so it doesn't really bother me.
    The remake itself, I mean.
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:18
    Nah, wouldn't an actual Disney theme park be way better than this?
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:24
    Re: #1
    Yeah, no doubt about it.
    Square Enix took the FF7 that Hironobu Sakaguchi finished and turned it into nothing but porn through some stupid fantasy of theirs.
    No objections here.
    🖕
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:25
    Did the original even have a coherent vision to begin with, though?
    19AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:29
    At the end of the day, Kingdom Hearts ('KinHer') is the only one you can trust.
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:31
    They've probably made creepy changes to stuff like the dog-hostage event too.
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:31
    Original purists are basically saying 'I prefer my own fantasy version of FF7.'
    They just hate the official canon.
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:39
    Re: #21
    Once a piece of art has been released, not even the creator can control it anymore.
    The world of the work comes into being between the work and its audience — or more precisely, inside the mind of whoever experiences it.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:45
    Re: #21
    Isn't it the other way around — they're changing it from the original because they hate the official canon?
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:36
    More like Harry Potter than Disney, honestly.
    They'll probably pull a Harry Potter-style ending too.
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:51
    It's only the visuals that are photorealistic — the direction, dialogue, and movement are all still anime, and that's what makes it feel so off.
    If you're going photorealistic, remake everything to match it.
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:23
    Re: #27
    It's not even photorealistic to begin with.
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:25
    Re: #27
    It feels like one of those Japanese live-action adaptations of a manga/anime.
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:29
    You're just overrating the original.
    67AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:55
    Re: #52
    Honestly, regardless of the original, stuff like this part is just garbage on its own.
    The way the mob characters and the main characters feel like they're from completely different worlds is pretty bad too.
    55AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:39
    The people complaining about the remake are just whining because their fantasy that 'Aerith stays devoted to Cloud forever' got shot down.
    58AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:42
    Re: #55
    If anything, I'd think those people hate how Aerith's death scene got messed up even more.
    61AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:46
    Apparently that super low-poly top-down style is god-tier compared to being forced to sit through a childish little skit of a cutscene.
    78AnonymousOct 11, 2026 15:33
    I wonder what they think seeing Ocarina of Time get a full remake as a matter of course, wrapped up in a single release.
    Splitting what's basically a lesser movie-game compared to Ocarina of Time into three parts is just embarrassing.
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:04
    Re: #78
    It hasn't even released yet so I can't say for sure right now, but it's a proper evolution — prettier graphics, all wrapped into one release.
    I really think FF7 should've gone that route too.
    92AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:49
    Twenty years ago it was all 'Square Enix will bounce back the moment they release an FF7 remake' — what happened to that?
    99AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:15
    Re: #92
    SCE (2006): "The FF7 Remake has the power to redefine an era."
    PS fanboys: "No way, seriously?!"

    PS fanboys: "The FF7 Remake has the power to redefine an era."
    Square Enix: "No way, seriously?!"

    Square Enix: "The FF7 Remake has the power to redefine an era."
    Development Division 1: "Guess we'll hold onto it for later, then."

    Development Division 1: "The PS5's in trouble! Let's split it up to drive hardware sales!"
    FF fans: "Twenty years too slow."

    Well, twenty years ago, it probably would've been true.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The FF7 Remake has unfolded as a trilogy, running from 2020’s “FF7R” through “Rebirth” (2024), and some in the thread compared this to the full remake of “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time,” which was released as a single, standalone title. Calls for an FF7 remake had already been circulating for nearly 20 years, going back to the PS3 tech demo unveiled in 2006, and one point of debate in the thread was the gap between that “20-year-long anticipation” and how the final product actually turned out. Another axis of the debate was the mismatch between visuals and presentation: several posters noted that despite the photorealistic-leaning graphics, the in-story direction and dialogue delivery remained anime-style, and opinions split over this. Views were also divided over how Aerith’s death was handled and the parallel-world elements, with one camp wanting it to stay true to the original and another appreciating the changes. It’s worth noting that phrases like “an insult to the original” and “a Disney theme park” reflect how some fans personally feel about it, not an official position stated by the developers.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Foreigner: ‘The FF7 Remake is an insult to the original. They turned FF7 into a Disney theme park.’“

  • How Far Did Dragon Quest’s Golden Age Really Go? 5ch Thread: “Script Length Ballooned from 2,800 Pages in DQ5 to 16,000 in DQ7”

    A thread on 5ch’s hardware/industry board (Geha) asking whether “Dragon Quest’s golden age only ran through the Famicom quartet (I-IV) and Super Famicom’s DQ5” sparked a debate over just how far the series’ run of masterpieces really extended. One theory for why development cycles stretched out from DQ6 onward was a surge in script length — pointing out that the text ballooned from roughly 2,800 pages in DQ5 to about 16,000 pages by DQ7. On the other hand, DQ7 actually set a new all-time sales record for the series, and DQ9 pushed the number even higher, putting the popular narrative that “old fans drifted away” at odds with the actual sales figures. The discussion also branched into specifics — battle balance, the quality of various remakes, and how the Builders spin-offs stack up.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:11
    Everything after that is just some Dragon-Quest-flavored thing wearing the Dragon Quest name.
    2AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:14
    Why did development slow down so much from DQ6 onward?
    Feels like they used to crank these out pretty fast before that.

    And it's not like they're pouring money into cutscenes the way Final Fantasy does.
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:08
    Re: #2
    Script length:
    DQ5 — 2,800 pages
    DQ6 — 4,000 pages
    DQ7 — 16,000 pages

    No way development wraps up in the same timeframe with that much text.
    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:14
    Still, there's no denying Builders is the masterpiece of the series.
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:22
    Re: #3
    What's crazy is they've cranked out this many spin-offs and only landed a hit with that one.
    4AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:15
    Maybe they were rebuilding the sound driver?
    DQ6's soundtrack really is one of a kind.
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:17
    I'd say the PS1 version of DQ7 plus the DQ4 remake, and the PS2 DQ5 remake plus DQ8, were the real golden age.
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:17
    As an RPG, it was only fun through DQ4.
    Koichi Sugiyama's music was only great through DQ5.
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:18
    The DQ3 remake built on the DQ6 engine was a masterpiece, and yet the HD-2D remake was terrible.
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:23
    DQ6 was just straight-up boring, honestly.
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:26
    Re: #9
    My impression is a lot of old-school fans went "huh?" at 6 and 7 and drifted away.
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:38
    Re: #13
    Even though DQ7 outsold DQ3 and DQ6 outsold DQ5?
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:25
    Minecraft, Musou, Pokémon… they've shamelessly ripped off every trend under the sun and still haven't landed a hit.
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:28
    Re: #11
    Dragon Quest Heroes is a Koei Tecmo game, though.
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:55
    DQ7 → set a new all-time sales record for the series
    DQ8 → best-selling PS2 game in Japan
    DQ9 → set a new all-time sales record for the series

    If you go by the Famicom generation's gut feeling, the peak was around Super Famicom's DQ3, but
    the numbers show the series never actually declined at all.
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:04
    Re: #23
    I'd buy it if it were a worldwide record, but this is Japan-only Galapagos syndrome. And even then it still can't beat Pokémon.
    28AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:04
    Re: #23
    Around the time of DQ7, the Famicom generation was in their 20s to 50s,
    and younger generations got pulled along with them — that's what created the golden age.
    After that it's probably been a gradual decline.

    Also, DQ9 only allowed one save file per copy, so I suspect its numbers are inflated by something like 1.5x from people buying extra copies.
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:02
    Re: #16
    It's not really about the numbers though.
    DQ7 got absolutely panned critically.
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:12
    Re: #26
    Numbers are the best way to disprove your fantasy that old fans drifted away.
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:13
    I used to buy every one on release day up through DQ5, but I bought DQ6 way late and dropped it halfway through.
    42AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:22
    Re: #35
    I tried to push through to the ending, but my save got wiped right before the final boss and that broke me.
    No wonder DQ7 sold so well —
    it was the Dragon Quest where your save didn't get erased.
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:32
    DQ6 gets genuinely boring after Mudo.
    When they do the HD-2D remake, they have full permission to go wild and overhaul it.
    55AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:09
    Re: #47
    Though to be fair, the later ports did cut things like the vocational training requirements roughly in half…
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:52
    Wait, you're saying DQ2 had good balance?
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:17
    Re: #52
    Honestly I just want them to remake 2 and 3.
    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:09
    Re: #54
    Nah, there are definitely parts of it that are worse than DQ3.
    58AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:12
    Re: #56
    Then again, there's plenty it does better than DQ3 too.
    DQ1 and 2 aren't even in the same league for comparison.
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:21
    From DQ6 on, it's all about skills, and the battle design is just garbage.
    DQ5's spells are a bit weak too, but Echo (a recruitable monster that doubles spell effects) and Pierre somehow manage to carry it.
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 14:49
    Re: #63
    Spells are genuinely useful in DQ6, though.
    At the very least it's a far more sane balance than DQ5, which is basically a pure physical-attack game.
    78AnonymousOct 11, 2026 16:37
    Sorry to the Zenithian-trilogy faithful, but Dragon Quest really only breaks down into "the Erdrick/Loto trilogy" and "everything else, a bunch of also-rans."
    Good proof of that: they milk I-III to death while barely even porting IV onward, let alone remaking them.
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:05
    Re: #78
    That's not the opinion of someone who knows DQ4 has already been remade twice — once on PS1 and once on DS.
    85AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:18
    DQ5 got stuff like Debora and new recruitable monsters added.
    DQ6 got its first-ever remake.
    DQ4 was basically just the PS1 version as-is, wasn't it?
    Was there something added post-game?
    90AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:06
    Re: #85
    The immigrant-town mechanics changed, and a bunch of the internal formulas got tweaked here and there.
    96AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:34
    DQ6 — genuinely fun.
    DQ7 — would've been fun if not for getting stuck collecting stone tablets.
    DQ8 — genuinely fun, and the graphical leap was huge.
    DQ11 — arguably the most fun in the whole series, and for a DQ game the graphical leap was impressive too.

    Sales aside, I think DQ9 is really the biggest problem,
    and following it up with the online-only DQ10 as a one-two punch is what really did the damage.
    98AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:36
    Re: #96
    DQ9's StreetPass (Surechigai) treasure-sharing feature was amazing fun, though.
    102AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:39
    The Super Famicom version of DQ5 wasn't that great, honestly.
    Both the graphics and the systems felt dated.
    Gamers at the time were all obsessed with Final Fantasy V, Shin Megami Tensei, and Tengai Makyou II (Far East of Eden II).
    103AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:40
    Re: #102
    Thinking back on it now, Shin Megami Tensei II was actually a pretty mediocre game.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Dragon Quest’s script length has grown enormously since the Famicom era, and the figures cited in the thread — “2,800 pages for DQ5, 4,000 for DQ6, 16,000 for DQ7” — were offered as one illustration of how much the series’ development scope expanded. Indeed, release intervals widened from DQ6 onward, and the idea that growing scenario volume is one reason development dragged on is a theory fans often bring up. At the same time, DQ7 set a new all-time sales record for the series at the time, and DQ9 pushed the number even higher on the back of changes like its save-data specifications — leaving a gap between the popular narrative of “old fans drifting away” and the actual sales data. What split opinion in the thread was whether to weight nostalgia- and memory-tinted judgments of where the “masterpiece line” falls, or the hard sales and review data. One point readers can easily miss: raw sales figures alone don’t automatically indicate a “golden age” — the broadening of the fan base and shifts in the market environment are also tangled up in the picture.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “Dragon Quest’s Golden Age Really Only Ran Through Famicom I-IV and Super Famicom V.”

  • Maria Makino’s Nippon-Ham Cheering Photos Spark Fresh Backlash on X — “She’s Being Treated as Fair Game,” Some Say

    Maria Makino, a Hello! Project alumna, is once again trending on X (formerly Twitter) after photos of her cheering on the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters went viral — and opinions on 5ch split right down the middle. The spark was a photo of her cheering at full volume, picked up by Tokyo Sports and other outlets. Defenders argued she’s being criticized just for sitting there cheering, while critics shot back that “she’s drawing more attention than the players themselves” and “she should prioritize her actual career.” Some posters even pointed out that she’s effectively being treated as fair game for anti-fans to pile on.

    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:14
    She's basically been written off as someone it's fine to bash now
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:40
    Re: #6
    Same treatment as Hikaru and Ishimaru get (two public figures who are constant targets for online pile-ons).
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:15
    To the anti-fans bullying Maria-chan: if you don't like it, don't watch
    8AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:15
    So she gets bashed even for just quietly sitting in her seat?
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:15
    They actually won today, which is rare
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:16
    Re: #9
    They can win decently enough, except against the "toilet bowl" team (a mocking 5ch nickname for a rival club).
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:16
    Is cheering not even allowed anymore?
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:40
    Re: #11
    Apparently just being at the stadium is the problem.
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:17
    It's the Fighters, so who cares — it's the Fighters lol
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:19
    Why isn't she cheering for the Chunichi Dragons instead?
    It'd be like an Osaka native rooting for the Giants — isn't that basically treason?
    18AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:21
    Re: #14
    She should take a page from Rua Hattori-chan's book.
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:20
    What do you mean "opinions are split"?
    It should just be approval, all approval.
    The people criticizing her clearly have old-fashioned, idiotic thinking lol
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:23
    It's SHINJO's team (team manager Tsuyoshi Shinjo), so shouldn't everyone be free to enjoy cheering however they want?
    Who cares if Maria-chan's sitting in the cheering section —
    and the Fighters are weak right now anyway lol, so quit playing righteous and complaining, you idiots.
    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:26
    I'd honestly prefer it if she cheered for the players
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:26
    Re: #1

    X followers

    Haruka Kudo 124,000

    Yuka Nihei 81,000

    Karin Miyamoto 75,000

    Ayaka Wada 71,000

    Mei Tamura 69,000

    Haruna Iikubo 69,000

    Miyabi Natsuyaki 59,000

    Manaka Inaba 48,000

    Yuuki Sato 47,000

    Harumi Ogata 37,000

    Akari Takeuchi 35,000

    Kaede Kaga 34,000

    Makoto Ogawa 34,000

    Riho Sayashi 28,000

    Risa Kobira 26,000

    Kurumi Takase 26,000

    Maria Makino 22,000 ← this one

    Rikako Sasaki 21,000

    Erina Ikuta 21,000

    Rika Shimakura 19,000

    Ayumi Ishida 16,000
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:31
    Re: #23
    Maybe focus on your actual job lol
    24AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:27
    By the way, I'm a fan of the rival team lol
    I hate the Nippon-Ham Fighters, but I love Maria-chan lolololol
    25AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:27
    Maria-chan is cute no matter when you look at her
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:37
    I heard even Fukumura and Ikuta did the rounds of TV stations right after going solo — did Makino do that too?
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:42
    The team (via the Tosho-kai cheer squad) is the one feeding this to the press to get her photographed, so it's not some sneaky paparazzi shot — it's promotion.
    Whether the agency officially signed off on it or just looked the other way, who knows.
    43AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:50
    Re: #33
    Promotion for what, when they know full well she'll get bashed given how things have been lately?
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:42
    I doubt Makino wants to hear criticism from couch potatoes who just watch baseball for free on their home TV.
    41AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:49
    Re: #34
    Honestly, even people with zero interest in baseball are piling on.
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:45
    Why are all the seats around her blocked off?
    44AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:50
    Re: #35
    Those seats are reserved for the cheer squad to stand on stepladder-like platforms and wave flags.
    37AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:47
    Ah, I see — it's because she gets princess treatment.
    Well, that can't be helped then.
    38AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:47
    Do these anti-fans not realize that quote-complaining about it just drives more traffic to Tokyo Sports, which makes them cover her even more?
    If you don't like it, just ignore it.
    45AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:51
    Maria-chan watching pre-game practice
    https://i.imgx.site/dhcf0Yt.jpg

    Maria-chan with her game face on, cheering her voice hoarse during the match
    https://i.imgx.site/cACCpcN.jpg
    48AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:52
    Re: #45
    Wow, so Makino's seriously the youngest member of the Tosho-kai cheer squad.
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:53
    Re: #45
    She's got a great expression there.
    55AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:59
    Meanwhile Kitagawa's out there doing her job with a smile
    57AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:00
    Re: #55
    Well, she can't exactly appear on news programs, after all.
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:08
    Re: #57
    RioRio's workload keeps growing, so she's set.
    75AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:18
    Re: #57
    She's appeared on TXN News and even WBS.
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:03
    She's been on World Business Satellite too, you know
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:07
    Re: #60
    That's a business program, not a news program.
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 19:06


    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Underlying this incident is a structure in which idols’ photos get used for team and agency promotional purposes. As post 33 points out, it’s not unusual for a team to tacitly allow, or even supply, photos taken by the press — these are often a form of promotion rather than candid paparazzi shots. What really divided opinion on the thread wasn’t whether she should come to cheer at all, but how her visibility there should be judged. Supportive comments praised her expressions and the intensity of her cheering, while critical ones took issue with her “drawing more attention than the players” and argued she “should prioritize her main career.” It’s also worth noting that, as in post 23’s comparison of X follower counts, some comments dragged in the pecking order of fame among Hello! Project alumnae — meaning the discussion spread into territory that had little to do with the act of cheering itself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Maria Makino’s Baseball-Cheering Look Sparks Fresh Debate on X Again.”

  • Does Crime Pay More Than Honesty? 5ch: “Even Bad Guys Live Earnestly in Their Own Way”

    A thread that kicked off with posts like “Living honestly is starting to feel pointless” and “Don’t bad people actually have better lives?” sparked heated debate on the Gaming Hardware (Geha) board. Some argued that people who turn to wrongdoing have more options and reap more rewards precisely because they’re not bound by the law, though they tend to make enemies and often end up miserable in their later years. Others pointed out that we only ever notice the “bad guys” who succeeded — the ones who failed and got caught simply vanish from view, so there’s a survivorship bias at play. The discussion also exposed differing views on just what laws and police are actually for, raising point after point that couldn’t be reduced to a simple good-versus-evil binary.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:27
    Honest living is starting to feel like a joke
    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:28
    Bad guys don't even think of themselves as bad — the moment you consciously try to become one, you've already failed to be one
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:31
    Re: #1
    Going out of your way to make a crappy thread like this…
    I'd say that already makes you plenty bad enough
    10AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:40
    If it feels pointless, just go be a bad guy then.
    And "living honestly" is just your own subjective take anyway.
    Bad guys are just living earnestly in their own way too — they just happen to commit crimes while doing it. Not that different from you, really
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:43
    Can't really think of any bad guys close enough to you that you could actually follow their whole life, right?
    The delinquents from school usually dropped out after junior high, hung around the neighborhood, and then you lose track of them around the time they get arrested.
    And if you actually know a "successful" bad guy personally, aren't you already one yourself?
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:45
    I love the doctor's philosophy from Q.E.D. (the detective manga):
    You're old, bedridden, hospitalized, pain shooting through your whole body — and you're about to go under the knife for the surgery that's supposed to finally end it.

    And here's the twist: you are the one performing the surgery on yourself. If your worldview is "making money matters most," or "work is just how I earn a living," or "it's fine to be bad at your job as long as you put your heart into it" — then that's exactly the kind of doctor who shows up for you
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:56
    Re: #13
    >"it's fine to be bad at your job as long as you put your heart into it"

    Being bad at it is the one thing that's absolutely not okay.
    I'll let the rest slide though
    14AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:50
    Re: #1
    How many times do I have to SAY this—
    Stop making threads without a source!!
    I tell you this every single time, you piece of trash!!!!!
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 08:52
    The bad guys whose lives DIDN'T work out are overwhelmingly more common — we just never get to see them
    26AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:26
    If a smart person is pushing things right up to the line, sure, they're gonna do well.
    But OP's an idiot — there's no way he could pull that off
    27AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:28
    Do you actually think your own personality is a good one?
    28AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:29
    Honestly, Japan right now kind of runs on scamming people.

    Though I guess being able to make money on YouTube too is part of the problem
    29AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:38
    The difference shows up when you die. You can't erase your past
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:40
    If being bad never actually worked out, we wouldn't need police.
    They'd just collapse on their own — no need to even arrest them
    31AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:41
    If you could get away with it, crime is the most profitable thing there is.
    But that only works as long as there are victims to exploit — once you've drained them all dry, you're stuck
    33AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:48
    That's true enough, but it comes down to personality, so it's not simple.

    And even short of calling someone a full-on "bad guy," people who have no problem lying or who play dirty do tend to come out ahead a lot of the time.

    But if you're fundamentally an honest person, doing something bad eats away at you, and lying leaves you regretting it forever.

    It's a tough one.

    Though for what it's worth, the kind of airheaded idiots who fall for anything and become instant true believers tend to be pretty happy too, in their own way
    39AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:53
    Re: #33
    True believers don't have to overthink anything — they just follow the doctrine faithfully.
    Monotheistic religions especially don't factor in anyone else's circumstances
    34AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:49
    Re: #1
    ✗: Living honestly
    ✓: Living without thinking, just doing what you're told

    That's what's really going on with OP.
    He's just blaming others for his own life not working out
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 09:51
    If someone finds honest living too hard and can just slide into a life of crime, that person was already a bad guy to begin with.

    I could never do it myself — the guilt would crush me.
    "Everyone else is doing it too" doesn't factor into it at all.
    The fact that you could even think that way means you're already a bad guy
    49AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:40
    Re: #35
    True, if you're living a normal life you'd think you'd understand what's off-limits.
    Some people go their whole lives without touching alcohol, so when someone deliberately drinks and wrecks their own life over it, I honestly think that belongs in the same category as drugs.
    Just banning alcohol would definitely make the world at least a little saner
    45AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:25
    Realistically, only a tiny fraction of scammers ever get caught.
    The cops barely bother moving on it.
    Heck, they won't even accept the police report half the time.
    Honestly, in Japan right now, whoever just does it wins
    60AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:25
    Re: #45
    And somewhere out there, some idiot who thought exactly that is getting arrested today, too.
    "I'll be fine" is a mindset the scammers themselves have as well.

    A lot of people live honestly precisely because they don't want to end up being that kind of idiot
    47AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:37
    Why is it that songs and novels made by scumbags hit so much harder emotionally?

    Stuff created by upstanding, virtuous types is seriously boring
    57AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:14
    Re: #47
    Scumbags live honestly with themselves, to put it kindly — or selfishly, to put it bluntly — so their real feelings tend to leak straight into their work.
    People of good character, on the other hand, are just skilled at hiding their true feelings and keeping them in check through reason.

    Though these days even rock musicians are out there advertising how anti-drug and clean-living they are, so scumbags increasingly only get support from other scumbags.
    Even artists and creators are now expected to stay "compliant" with social norms
    50AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:49
    Police don't exist to eliminate evil entirely — they exist purely as a deterrent.
    As long as criminals are scared of the police, the system is working just fine
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 10:58
    Re: #50
    Laws can only define good and evil down to the lowest common denominator.
    Rules alone can't guarantee anything beyond that, which is why we have a justice system — a mechanism that includes human judgment in how it's actually applied
    53AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:03
    69AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:44
    Re: #53
    There are at least seven things wrong with that
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:37
    Re: #1
    The amount of effort involved is just completely different to begin with.
    Successful people, without exception, put in an insane amount of effort.
    A lazy bum has no shot at success
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 11:40
    Re: #63
    Exactly right.
    What OP's saying is basically like claiming Masayoshi Son or Bill Gates just had life way too easy — it skips over the entire process they went through.
    If you're only envying the end result, good and evil don't even enter into it
    80AnonymousOct 11, 2026 12:22
    A life built on other people's sacrifice is meaningless.
    You'd have to judge everyone who comes near you purely by their usefulness to you, and live in constant paranoia
    86AnonymousOct 11, 2026 13:26
    Re: #80
    To begin with, everyone is always living on the sacrifice of others, whether they mean to or not.
    And even among intentional sacrifices, there are layers to it — whether it's for your own life, your family's life, basic survival, or just plain pleasure, it varies a lot.

    Framing things purely in terms of good and evil is difficult to begin with. Ethical standards differ from person to person, and if you draw the line at "obeys the law vs. doesn't," almost everyone has broken some law or another

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The “honest people get the short end of the stick” style of argument is a theme that resurfaces online every time a corporate scandal or a politician’s misconduct makes the news, and this thread is no exception. That said, as pointed out within the thread itself, this kind of argument has a structural blind spot. The “bad guys” whose lives worked out stand out and get noticed, but the people who did the same things and ended up failing, getting arrested, or ruined simply disappear from view — a selection bias (comments 11, 15). There’s also a misunderstanding embedded in the counterargument that “it’s strange for bad guys to come out ahead when police and laws exist.” As comments 50 and 52 touch on, law and the justice system aren’t devices built to completely eradicate wrongdoing — they function purely as a deterrent, and the mere existence of bad guys who don’t get caught doesn’t by itself mean the system is contradictory. The core of where opinions split in this thread is that it conflates morality with gain and loss, when in reality multiple separate factors — effort, luck, and how the law actually gets enforced in practice — are all tangled together.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry (Geha)) thread “[Sad News] Sorry, but isn’t it true that “bad guys” have it better in life??“.

  • “Skip the 21-Minute Train, Let’s Walk 35” Remark Has 5ch Asking: “Do You Live at the Ends of the Earth?”

    A woman’s remark — “I’d rather be with someone who says ‘let’s walk 35 minutes’ instead of taking the 21-minute train” — was picked up in a 5ch thread, and opinions split over what the numbers actually meant. The results change drastically depending on whether “21 minutes” refers only to the time spent riding the train between stations, or to the total travel time including walking to the station, transfers, and waiting. Commenters tested the claim against real routes, like Kannai–Minatomirai in Yokohama and Tsudanuma–Shin-Narashino in Chiba, and a clear gap emerged between those taking the remark romantically and those poking at the inconsistency in the numbers.

    1AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:03
    Ah, makes sense
    3AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:04
    Yeah right
    In reality she'd complain about the heat, the cold, her feet hurting…
    5AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:05
    If you're in the countryside, that'd be more like 2 hours
    30AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:19
    Re: #5
    In the countryside it's pretty common for the train (or the local line) to not come for 30 minutes to an hour
    6AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:06
    If it's 21 minutes by train, that's like 5 hours on foot
    That's how it works out if you convert using the Tokaido Line
    7AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:06
    Yokohama to Shinagawa on the Tokaido Line is about 20 minutes
    Just walk it, lol
    9AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:07
    I tried to think if there's any line where a 21-minute train ride could be covered by a 35-minute walk
    But if it's not the same destination — like choosing between two similar shops — then maybe it's possible
    15AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:09
    Re: #9
    If there's a transfer involved, that's pretty normal, isn't it?
    11AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:08
    Feels like train nerds are about to swarm in with real station comparisons nobody asked for
    13AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:08
    If it's 21 minutes by train, walking would take like 3 hours🥺
    16AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:10
    (Including the walk to the station and the train's waiting time) if it's 21 minutes by train
    right?
    17AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:10
    I thought a gap like that might make sense for a local tram line or something, but then I don't get why you'd choose to walk in that situation anyway
    20AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:11
    21 minutes by train vs. 35 minutes on foot…
    23AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:14
    Re: #20
    I saw a lyric like this in Sgt. Frog (Keroro Gunso)
    21AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:12
    It's a bit different, but something like this


    22AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:13
    Maybe Tsudanuma to Shin-Narashino

    32AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:19
    What's this even about?
    35AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:20
    Re: #32
    If she gets tired halfway, I want her to invite me to a hotel
    48AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:32
    • Route: From Kannai Station to Minatomirai Station
    • Walking (approx. 30-35 min):
    • The distance is about 2.2km. It's a straight route where you can sightsee near Bashamichi and the Red Brick Warehouse along the way.
    • Train (approx. 21 min):
    • You'd take the JR Negishi Line to Yokohama Station, then transfer to the Minatomirai Line to get back to Minatomirai Station. Including transfer time, even the train takes over 20 minutes.
    51AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:36
    Re: #48
    If that's the route, you'd just get off at Sakuragicho
    52AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:36
    Re: #48
    Feels like Yokohama City gave up on Kannai as a tourist spot except for anything BayStars-related
    There used to be a Curry Museum there and everything
    56AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:38
    It means she wants a physical elite who can walk at that kind of pace
    57AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:40
    On the flip side, going out of your way to take a train from a farther station to cover a 35-minute walk is weird too
    62AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:43
    Re: #57
    I think that actually happens a lot when you're traveling or in an unfamiliar area
    65AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:44
    Re: #62
    These days you'll be fine as long as you've got a smartphone
    69AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:47
    Re: #62
    If you calculate walking at 4km/h,
    that's just over 2km,
    so realistically it's tough
    well, it's just a hypothetical so whatever
    63AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:43
    66AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:44
    Isn't it just that the train has a long wait time or something?

    I have no idea
    79AnonymousOct 11, 2026 17:59
    Re: #66
    I think it means the destination is on a different line,
    and the route would mean going to the transfer station and coming back — in that case walking just makes more sense
    Depending on where you live, you probably can't relate to this at all
    81AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:05
    Isn't it just that on Google Maps or whatever, walking+train from your current spot to the destination comes out to 21 minutes, while walking alone comes out to 35?
    82AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:07
    Re: #81
    In that case, wouldn't "let's walk" be the better choice then?


    I don't get it
    85AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:10
    Re: #82
    Huh? Isn't it that she just wants to walk together for a long time?
    89AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:13
    Re: #85
    There might be something to wanting to hear that from someone you like,
    but I don't get the "I'd prefer someone who says that" part
    95AnonymousOct 11, 2026 18:16
    Re: #85
    That's probably the point she's trying to make, but she's seriously underestimating how far walking actually is
    Even people used to walking get told "where on earth do you live, the ends of the earth?!" by everyone just for living 10 minutes from the nearest station — that's how far it feels
    Something over 30 minutes of being made to walk like that could easily become a reason for breaking up

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Topics in the “what a woman said” genre are often quoted without any source or context, and this case is no different — nothing in the thread confirms whether the original remark was an actual social media post. The crux of the debate comes down to one question: do “21 minutes by train” and “35 minutes on foot” refer to the same stretch? Comparing only station-to-station riding time, the numbers don’t add up — but commenters repeatedly pointed out that they do work if you count total travel time, including walking to the station and transfer/waiting time. Several replies tested the numbers against real routes — Kannai–Minatomirai in Yokohama, Tsudanuma–Shin-Narashino in Chiba — to get a feel for the actual distances. That the thread fixated on the consistency of the numbers themselves rather than the intent behind the remark is a very 5ch touch.

    ※This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Romance] Woman: “I’d prefer someone who says ‘let’s walk 35 minutes’ over taking a 21-minute train💕”“.