Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Amazon Hikes Prices on Kindle, Echo, Fire TV by Up to 60%

    Amazon has raised prices on its flagship devices — including the Kindle, Echo, and Fire TV — by as much as 60%. The company cites soaring memory and storage component costs as the reason. Over on 5ch’s hardware/industry board (Geha), the news sparked worries about another Switch 2 price hike, along with fears that component prices may never come back down.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:01
    Amazon recently raised prices on several of its popular devices, including the Kindle, Echo, and Fire TV, by as much as 60%.
    According to an Amazon spokesperson, the across-the-board price hike was caused by "the rising cost of memory and storage components."
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    Looks like Switch 2 is flagged for another price hike 🤦
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:43
    Re: #3
    "Alright, unrelated news, but let's dunk on Switch anyway!"
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:06
    I've bought all kinds of stuff, but every single Amazon device has been garbage
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:10
    Re: #7
    You could've told that without even buying it
    Why'd you even buy it lol
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:06
    Don't bother buying a Kindle
    Once your library gets big, even just scrolling the list before downloading anything barely works
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:08
    Re: #9
    Just buy the latest model
    Bet you're using some cheap one with 2GB of memory
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:07
    Re: #8
    That one's already closing in on 100 million units
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:10
    Re: #10
    If we're going there, the original Switch from the same generation is closing in on 160 million too, and the PS6 is just going to be delayed anyway
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:11
    Re: #17
    Switch 2 is flopping all on its own, so it's fine if it gets delayed
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Re: #20
    Switch 2 is done for, huh 🤦
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #20
    Of the games that drove over 10 million in sales for the original Switch, Mario Kart is still the only Switch 2-exclusive new release, and yet it's already sold through 24 million units — where exactly is it flopping?
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    There's a 99-yen Kindle sale going on
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #22
    It's been running all summer
    There was even a trick where buying 15 volumes in bulk got you some volumes of Kingdom (a manga series) for free, with gaps in the set
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:17
    PS5 is already on the decline
    Whether or not they can even release a PS6, they're stuck either way
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #30
    Performance-wise, there's no problem
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    This isn't limited to just this, but once memory prices settle down in a few years, they will actually lower prices again, right?
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #32
    It's probably never coming back down
    37AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #32
    Not just games — there's no such thing as a price cut anymore
    Prices only ever go up
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:20
    Re: #39
    Below last year's numbers
    Price hikes overseas too starting next month
    Possibility of yet another price hike ← NEW
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:23
    Re: #40
    That's exactly the point — the new Pokémon title (fan nickname "Fūha"), the new Animal Crossing, the new open-air Zelda, the new 3D Mario, the new Smash Bros, and Splatoon 4 haven't even come out yet
    And it's still selling that much anyway
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:25
    Re: #43
    Then say that once they actually come out
    At this stage, the trend can already be called a flop

    Iwata said the same thing at a shareholders meeting once too —
    "The Wii U will definitely win!"
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #43
    Sales pace has hit the brakes hard since the hardware price hike though
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #44
    For a system that's only 1 year and 1 month post-launch, that's still one of the fastest paces ever
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:28
    Re: #46
    Which is why the slowdown is so brutal
    Especially in Europe
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:28
    Who's actually profiting from the memory price surge, I wonder
    And why is the whole world just letting it happen
    55AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:29
    Re: #53
    The hyperscalers are in a game of chicken with each other
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:29
    Re: #45
    Well yeah, aside from the year-end/New Year period, it'll probably keep slowing down for the rest of the year
    If people were going to buy now, they'd have bought before the price hike at the end of May
    Momentum will probably pick back up around when Fūha launches
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:30
    Re: #54
    If it were selling at 60,000 yen, the PS5 would be selling a lot more too
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Re: #54
    Sure hope momentum comes back even if the hardware gets even more expensive
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:44
    Re: #54
    Not interested in Mario Kart
    Not interested in Z-A
    Not interested in Pokopia
    Not interested in any other Nintendo games either

    How many people are even left who'd buy the hardware for Fūha
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:42
    Re: #8
    Sony says the PS5 has already saturated the market, so they're only doing rational, lean production now
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:45
    Re: #68
    "Rational" my ass, it's just not selling anymore 😅
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:50
    Isn't Amazon Prime like 10,000 yen a year now?
    It's absolutely not worth that price, so split the video streaming and free-shipping services apart already
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:53
    Re: #77
    If you're a PC gamer you get free games with it though (Prime Gaming)
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:21
    By the way, Apple suddenly announced new Mac mini and Mac Studio models, and the price increases over there are brutal too
    Though their main customers are wealthy people anyway
    95AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:22
    Re: #94
    The iPhone announcement coming up soon is going to be brutal too
    Honestly, everything is a mess right now
    Worse than anyone imagines

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Amazon Hikes Prices on Kindle, Echo, Fire TV by Up to 60%.”

  • Witcher 3 Remaster Announced — Free Upgrade for All Platforms; 5ch Reacts: “I Don’t Get Complaining About a Free Update, LOL”

    A remastered version of “The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt” along with new DLC has been announced, with a free upgrade coming to PS5, Xbox, PC, and Switch 2.

    In the thread, while some posters said “I don’t get why anyone would complain about a free update, lol,” discussion also broke out around the reactions of users who already had the Steam version sitting unplayed, and around the fact that Japanese law requires the domestic Switch version to charge a nominal 100 yen for the upgrade. Reports that not just the graphics but also combat and animal behavior are being overhauled drew plenty of attention too.

    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    How long are they gonna keep milking Witcher 3?
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:15
    Re: #4
    Re: #5
    There's apparently a Witcher 4 planned that won't be coming to the "trash console" (derisive slang for the Switch)
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:16
    Re: #9
    Don't worry, I'll be playing it on an RTX 5090 — there's no way I'd touch that underpowered PS5 (lol)
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:20
    Re: #9
    Compared to PC, all consoles are trash anyway, lol
    Though the Switch 2 does have the advantage of being portable
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:13
    Still milking Witcher 3, huh?
    This developer moves way too slowly on new titles, don't you think?
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Re: #5
    It took 4 years to go from 2 to 3 in the first place — blame it on 3 being such a huge hit
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    They already put out a remaster on PS5.
    How many times are they gonna re-release this thing? Are they Square Enix or something?
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #12
    That was the next-gen native version, not a remaster
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:20
    So the remaster and new DLC are coming to Switch 2 as well
    The Switch 1 port was a pretty rough squeeze, so the visual gap is probably going to be brutal
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:23
    Re: #15
    It really is brutal — it's already listed on the store, and the promo screenshots look worlds apart
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:21
    So do I have to buy it all over again? Can't they just sort it out with a patch?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:22
    Re: #16
    Can't you read the thread title?
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Isn't it just Japan where the Switch 2 upgrade costs at least 100 yen?
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Re: #22
    Apparently they're legally required to list some price up front
    Back in the early PlayStation days, updates used to be paid — that's actually the reason it's free now
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Ugh, I bought the old version on Steam and it's just been sitting there unplayed
    This kills what little motivation I had left, man… wish they'd give the old version a free upgrade too
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:33
    Re: #24
    It's a free upgrade — think GTA5's "Enhanced" edition. On Xbox ("green," forum slang for the platform) you'll reportedly even get things like second-generation ray reconstruction, so it should turn out pretty insane
    Both existing DLCs were great, so I might as well buy the new DLC too
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:36
    I don't get why anyone would complain about a free update, lol
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:38
    Re: #34
    It's the best-selling version on PS, so the Nintendo fanboys (derogatory forum slang: "pigs") are losing it
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Re: #36
    If anything, people kept saying it'd snub the Switch 2, but it ended up multiplatform anyway — it's just the PlayStation fanboys ("Sony pigs") losing it now
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:42
    Re: #36
    Actually, the PC version is the best-selling one…
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Instead of messing with the graphics, fix the janky mechanics and systems already
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:45
    Re: #41
    Apparently they're reworking the gameplay mechanics too
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:53
    Witcher 3

    Cyberpunk (2077, using its forum nickname)
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:00
    It'll sell better than the Xbox version
    Well, I own an Xbox Series X myself, but I'm not buying it on Xbox
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:04
    Re: #60
    I just bought it normally on Series X and it runs great
    Though I picked up the Switch version too, later on
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:06
    This kind of thing happens a lot, but I do envy the people who get to experience it for the first time because of this

    I felt the same way about the Switch 2 edition of Breath of the Wild
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:06
    Re: #65
    If anything, I think having already played the original is the more valuable position to be in
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:16
    Maybe it's because multiplatform releases including Switch 2 have just become the norm now, but the console-war trash talk has really quieted down
    Even Xbox keeps getting multiplat support despite its software sales, so it makes sense that most titles will probably keep going multiplat on Switch 2 too
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:16
    Re: #75
    As long as a platform has decent enough performance, they'll probably support it multiplat

    And the Switch 2 turned out to have just enough performance to clear that bar
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:16
    You're really better off having played Witcher 1 and 2 as well, if only for the character relationships
    Though that's basically only doable on PC
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:20
    Re: #76
    You can check the story summaries for Witcher 1 and 2 on the official Witcher 3 site, under "World" → "Timeline"
    Of course, actually playing the games will get you a much deeper understanding
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:22
    I've got the physical copy of the Switch version — I wonder what happens to that
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:25
    Re: #81
    Since it's not labeled a "Switch 2 Edition," I'd guess upgrading shifts you to a digital copy (meaning it won't launch on the original Switch anymore)
    Basically, it'll probably end up handled like the Switch 2 version of Skyrim Anniversary Edition
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:25
    https://youtu.be/OTyOoAO_Gvw?si=bPCqcW8lpYj1LZ9s
    Looks like they've overhauled the controls and combat too
    Can't wait
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:29
    Re: #85
    On top of that, it sounds like animal ecology and behavior are getting reworked too — apparently they're changing some pretty fine details
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:38
    Lol, so only the Switch version doesn't get the free upgrade?
    105AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:41
    Re: #97
    • Japan only
    • And that's due to legal requirements
    • Plus it's only 100 yen
    Can't believe someone's actually trying to stir up drama over this…
    101AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:40
    So the Switch version isn't getting a "2nd Edition," it just gets patched as-is?
    I think Pokémon Scarlet/Violet worked kind of like that
    104AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:41
    Re: #101
    The Switch 1 and Switch 2 versions are completely different builds, and rebuilding it from scratch would be a huge effort, so I'd guess they just ported over the Switch 2 version from the other platforms

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [“Geha”]) thread “Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Remaster Announced! Free Upgrade Coming to All Platforms!.”

  • Shizuoka’s Nagaizumi Town Fires 57-Year-Old Employee Who Took Home 20,000 Discarded Public Documents Without Permission — 5ch: ‘So Cheap…’

    A 57-year-old female employee at the Nagaizumi Town office in Shizuoka Prefecture was dismissed after taking home roughly 20,000 public documents slated for disposal without authorization. It also came to light that she used the backs of the pages as scratch paper to print her hobby mystery novels on the town’s copy machine, sparking discussion on 5ch with comments like “Printing on the town’s copier? Wouldn’t just buying the book be cheaper?” and “So cheap…,” along with speculation about how it was discovered and what her motive was.

    “I didn’t want to spend my own money” — Employee dismissed for taking home roughly 20,000 discarded public documents without permission, used them as scratch paper to print hobby mystery novels = Nagaizumi Town, Shizuoka

    Published 8/25 (Tue) 19:12

    Shizuoka Broadcasting System (SBS)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:56
    So what was the whole Middle East crisis even about, in the end?

    41 Anonymous Donburako 2026/03/20 (Fri) 05:35:08.12 ID:Az+IKYP60
    Re: #2
    If 70% of the raw material for window sashes disappears,
    then sash makers' work drops 70% too, right?

    43 Anonymous Donburako 2026/03/20 (Fri) 05:42:48.27 ID:Az+IKYP60
    Re: #42
    If materials drop 70%, production drops 70% too, so the work drops 70%,
    and you cut staff by 70% as well.

    51 Anonymous Donburako 2026/03/20 (Fri) 05:55:14.23 ID:zlyhQQA/0
    Re: #46
    Because we've never been affected by it before.

    So, mind if I save this?
    I'm hoping you're not lying to me.

    A 70% drop means if you had 100 orders a month, that falls to just 30-something.
    That's easy enough to verify later, so I'm saving this properly — that okay with you?

    52 Anonymous Donburako 2026/03/20 (Fri) 05:58:58.36 ID:Az+IKYP60
    Re: #51
    Sure, go ahead.
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:08
    Oh wait, she printed it on the office copier?
    So cheap…
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:58
    I want to ask someone who really knows this stuff — using the "yani-neko" (nicotine-stained cat) meme as an analogy, would the sash shop be the landlord??
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:09
    Re: #7
    Since it's worried about work stuff, isn't that more of a "yaku-neko" (drug cat) thing?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:58
    Printing library books on scrap paper — how broke do you have to be?
    109AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:28
    Re: #10
    Not broke, just stingy.
    122AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:33
    Re: #10
    It's the people who actually have money who turn into misers.
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    Crimes involving public documents by civil servants are supposed to carry serious penalties — does she really get off with just dismissal? In the US, a case like this would supposedly get you sent to Guantanamo Bay (Cuba) as punishment.
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:04
    Re: #23
    What about in Azerbaijan? Or the Republic of the Congo?
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:06
    Printing mystery novels on the town's copier?? Wouldn't buying the book be cheaper??
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:15
    Re: #38
    It says "town's," not "city's," so it's presumably the copier at Nagaizumi town hall. Black-and-white is probably under 1 yen a page, but I wonder what it all added up to.
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:09
    Even at 10 yen a copy, that's 200,000 yen. Government office copiers are leased, so they're paying even more than that. If General Affairs had just checked the counter, they'd have caught it. Well, copyright law violation — busted.
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #45
    It's a per-page contract — black-and-white is probably under 2 yen a page.

    And honestly, if she didn't care about owning the actual book and a copy was fine, she could've just taken photos and read them on a tablet.
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Seems like copying would actually cost more. It takes effort too. Heck, at that point just download it online…
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Re: #50
    It says "the town's copier." So she was siphoning off the town's budget. Dismissal seems fair.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Unbelievably cheap. She's probably paid decently too.
    53AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:13
    And here she was contributing to ISO 14001 (environmental standards — reusing waste paper and all).
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:16
    Re: #53
    It literally says "without permission," lol. At least ask first, lol. Not that it would've worked anyway, lolol.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:17
    Factor in the copier's printing costs and wouldn't it come out about the same as just buying the paperback?
    80AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #68
    The point is she was using tax money to copy stuff for her personal hobby.

    Taking home discarded public documents without permission is bad enough, but this is just as bad.
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:18
    Same as the idiot who drives 10km to a different supermarket to save 10 yen on eggs.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:21
    Re: #77
    That's a terrible analogy, even as analogies go.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:20
    Printing on the town's copier — you'd think just buying it would normally be cheaper.
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:22
    Re: #81
    This reporter refers to the town office as "the town," so "the town's copier" just means the office copier — free to use. But using a ton of paper would look suspicious, so apparently that's why she used the backs of the discarded documents instead.
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:23
    Re: #81
    It's about the copier managed by Nagashima town [sic], lol. You'd notice if the paper ran low, but you wouldn't notice the ink, right? lol
    119AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    A photocopy wouldn't satisfy the urge to actually own the book. What's the point of going to all that effort just to copy it?
    125AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:35
    Re: #119
    But it cost her literally zero yen, lol. Effort aside, lolol.
    121AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:33
    So there really are people out there who print out illegal downloads? That's a pretty unusual kind of person.
    134AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:37
    Re: #121
    It's a copy of a book she borrowed from the library. And since it's on scrap paper, it must be brutal to read.
    123AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:33
    Oh, so she wasn't writing novels as a hobby — she was just photocopying novels she liked?
    135AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:37
    Re: #123
    You actually need to file a request just to make a copy. Permission's only granted for research purposes, though — without authorization it's copyright infringement (violation of the reproduction right).
    127AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:35
    There's a real chance the copying was just cover for smuggling the public documents home — the punishment seems fair.
    146AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Re: #127
    I bet the seniors and coworkers who already retired and got away clean were doing the exact same thing.
    174AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:50
    If they'd just digitized everything, none of this would've happened…
    195AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:00
    Re: #174
    Not everyone here is necessarily a Nagaizumi resident — nearby Gotemba and Numazu cities do have digital systems.
    208AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:05
    Re: #174
    If the logic that "accidents caused by things like cars or smartphones aren't the thing's fault, it's the fault of the person using it" holds up, then this isn't really about digitization either — it comes down to "the person who did this is the one at fault." Though saying that to someone whose values have been thoroughly brainwashed by digital-absolutism (more a religion than a philosophy) — efficiency, convenience, savings, and all that — would probably go in one ear and out the other.
    197AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:01
    I wonder how this even got found out?
    203AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:03
    Re: #197
    She got taken down by the next office queen bee who wanted to pull the same trick herself. Give it a few years and it'll probably happen again.
    209AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:06
    Re: #197
    Nothing more annoying than someone hogging the copier.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Shizuoka] “I didn’t want to spend my own money” — 57-year-old female employee dismissed for taking home roughly 20,000 discarded public documents without permission, printed mystery novels on scrap paper — Nagaizumi Town.”

  • HoYoverse’s New Game Draws ‘Masterpiece’ Praise at Gamescom—Plus Accusations of Copying

    Footage of a new game from China’s HoYoverse, shown at Gamescom, became a hot topic on 5ch’s console gaming (Geha) board. While many praised the graphical polish, others pointed out a sense of déjà vu, saying it resembled Elden Ring or Monster Hunter—sparking a broader debate about how Japanese games’ technical prowess compares.

    1AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:09
    Source: gamescom
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:14
    With money, manpower, and technical skill,
    you can pull off anything—anime style, toon shading, photorealistic,
    whatever you want.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:27
    Re: #4
    Having clear, top-down decision-making as an organization is a real strength.

    It's similar to Nintendo in some ways too—being able to shoot down even the higher-ups' opinions when needed makes for a genuinely strong operation.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:27
    Feels like just the other day a photorealistic game from them got its servers shut down almost immediately.
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:19
    Re: #7
    What are you talking about? They haven't shut down a single game's servers.
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:35
    An Animal Crossing-style slow life game, a Pokémon-auto-chess type game, and an action game using… umbrellas?
    They're developing all of these in parallel, and now yet another new title?
    Can they actually finish all of them…?
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:35
    The character designs feel kind of half-baked lol
    Right now the only 'appeal' is the monetization model.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:38
    First it was Zelda, now they're aspiring to be Elden Ring?
    83AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:37
    Re: #11
    Well, it's an easy target to aim for, I guess.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:41
    Man, this is kind of lame though.
    This is the kind of thing Square Enix should be doing.
    Why are they getting outdone like this?
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:44
    This is what they're using AI for.
    Government, take some responsibility.
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 03:44
    The dragons are a straight-up copy of FromSoftware, this is bad in so many ways—why isn't anyone suing?
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:02
    With this kind of game, the moment you see it you're like 'yeah, yeah, I know exactly where this is going'—so it just doesn't get me excited anymore.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:13
    Graphics really do matter after all.
    Good graphics alone make you want to try it.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 04:47
    I dunno, but nobody's asking them for a photorealistic game, right?
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 05:14
    Looks like a copy of Nightreign (Elden Ring Nightreign)…
    I guess it's fine as long as it's fun,
    but it's a shame they have such incredible tech yet can't find a new direction of their own.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 05:36
    Kinda gives off Monster Hunter vibes.
    youtu.be/I59kIiEDOMM
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 05:43
    Re: #26
    Looks like it could be fun.
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:25
    Re: #26
    There's a whole range going on—borrowing from Western games and movies, Monster Hunter influences, next-gen action game staging, and more.
    Elden Ring itself is basically ripping off Western works, but otaku who only play games probably can't see past the surface.
    It's just an anime style with finely detailed character models, and slapping a dark color palette on the world doesn't show any real sense of design.
    It's not even ruins—there's nothing there at all.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:15
    HoYoverse's game balancing is godlike, so you guys should start playing their games early!
    35AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:20
    Re: #34
    You've played Star Rail (HoYoverse's other title) and that's your takeaway?
    67AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:55
    The Gamescom announcement image got updated too, and it really stands out.
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:14
    China and Korea keep polishing up the Japanese game formula more and more.
    It's exactly like Japan's own old growth-era playbook.
    Japanese games are bound to decline because of this.
    Even Square Enix is already at a level where it can't compete on graphics anymore.
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Re: #73
    Honestly, as long as they're focused purely on graphics and blatant copying, I'm not worried—they won't actually surpass us that way.
    76AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:25
    Didn't a photorealistic new title from them get its servers shut down super fast?
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #76
    What is this even about?
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:50
    Re: #76
    HoYoverse hasn't had any games shut down. Unless you mean some old game, maybe.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:39
    In the end they're all doing the same thing anyway.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:41
    Re: #84
    Nintendo's games have been doing the same thing for decades too, so that's not a problem at all.
    94AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:59
    Chinese game studios are actually pretty upfront about what influenced them. Meanwhile with something like Japan's FF16—it's obviously a blatant copy of Devil May Cry, yet in interviews they never once mention Devil May Cry by name.
    96AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:02
    Re: #94
    FF16 isn't a copy—the action was made by the actual guy who worked on DMC5 and Dragon's Dogma. Didn't they say that?
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:04
    Re: #94
    Wait, 16 plays like DMC? I never even considered buying it since it's a Square Enix game, but now I'm a little interested.
    101AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:09
    Oh, this is HoYoverse? I'm used to seeing this kind of game by now, no surprises here.
    Ananta (another upcoming action game) looks better.
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:11
    Re: #101
    Lately they've been doing all sorts of things aiming for a PC release, and it really shows.
    105AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:13
    Re: #101
    Ananta looks just like Spider-Man though.
    103AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:12
    Re: #96
    The fact that everything from the motions to the abilities looks so similar isn't that guy's fault.

    He joined the project partway through, and what he actually worked on was stuff like fine-tuning parameters and enemy AI routines.

    FF16 turned out the way it did because they deliberately referenced Devil May Cry.

    There are countless action games out there, yet somehow they borrowed so many elements specifically from Devil May Cry.
    108AnonymousAug 26, 2026 09:17
    Re: #103
    'Partway through' just means the early stage before the specs were even finalized—the guy who actually built the action was combat director Suzuki himself lol

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “HoYoverse’s New Game Is Seriously a Masterpiece lololololololol.”

  • Fans Debate Whether the Juice=Juice Fandom Is Really ‘Peaceful’ After Viral X Post

    A tweet posted on X (formerly Twitter) claiming that “Juice=Juice fans all compliment each other’s oshi (favorite members), making the fandom peaceful” became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. In the thread, some agreed, saying “makes sense given the mutual-support culture,” while others pushed back with “they’re at each other’s throats over bus tours” and “there was infighting in the past too,” sparking a debate over whether the fandom is really so peaceful.

    Kokonoka. ’26

    @coconoca__9

    With everyone singing this well, you’d expect fights over “my oshi is the best,” but Juice has this vibe of “my oshi is amazing, but yours is amazing too” — I love it, it’s almost too peaceful 🍹

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:43
    Watching people lose it over bus tours, I really can't call this peaceful.
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:43
    Not sure if this is an EBiDAN thing or an =LOVE ('Iqoulove') thing.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:43
    They can afford to be chill because they're already certain their oshi is the best.
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:45
    Guess you're a newbie who doesn't know about Hello! Project's "secret account" (urawiki) culture.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:09
    Re: #5
    If you don't have to know, ignorance is bliss.
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:28
    Re: #5
    Most of the complaint accounts these days are ANGERME fans anyway
    leftovers from the "Rikamiko" era.
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:46
    Wait, seriously? There are groups where fans of the same group fight each other??
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:55
    Re: #1
    Thinking everyone's that good based on just that is peace-addled naivety.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:57
    They're all good, but you can quickly tell who's better.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:58
    Re: #11
    They're not even that good lol
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:59
    Dambara's fans can afford to praise the younger members precisely because their oshi's position is untouchable.
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:01
    I've been a Hello! Project fan for over 10 years, so I can tell this guy knows exactly what he's saying.
    He's just jumping on the winning horse to take a dig.
    He used to be a Kamei/Kamikokuryo/Ikuta fan anyway.
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:03
    > He used to be a Kamei/Kamikokuryo/Ikuta fan anyway

    Ah, that explains it.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:04
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:14
    This peace only exists after the old blood-soaked "Nacchi vs. Goma" fan wars.
    Everyone learned that trashing each other within the same group has zero upside.

    I really wish ANGERME fans would learn that same lesson — "trashing each other within Hello! Project has zero upside."
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #12
    There's always someone like you no matter where you go,
    so there's no such thing as "peaceful" lol
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:22
    Irie's getting showered with praise in the comments on the "Kurakura" recording video though.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:24
    Kind of like how Shimoitani gets showered with praise in the comments on ANGERME's dance-practice (danpura) videos?
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:28
    Someone clue them in about "koko" (a nod to the tweeter's handle, Kokonoka).
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:44
    Re: #29
    No doubt they already know.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:40
    Come to think of it, there's never been infighting among Juice=Juice fans, even back in the original-lineup era.
    Unlike other groups, every member of Juice was pointed in the same direction.
    Maybe it's because they were a rare group where every single member was serious and hardworking.
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:43
    Re: #31
    Why are you acting like Takagi never existed?
    Miyamoto was looking in a different direction too, which is why she went solo early.
    36AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    Re: #32
    Takagi got criticized for having a bad attitude at handshake events, sure,
    but I don't remember fans fighting each other over it.
    Her singing was highly rated by fans, and she was respected as an indispensable member of Juice.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    Re: #36
    "Come to think of it, there's never been infighting among Juice=Juice fans, even back in the original-lineup era. Unlike other groups, every member of Juice was pointed in the same direction. Maybe it's because they were a rare group where every single member was serious and hardworking."

    That's what this was about — what are you even talking about?
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:51
    No group has a mutual-support network (gojokai) as functional as Juice's.
    Even back in the original-lineup days, it was standard for fans to attend every single member's birthday event.
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:54
    Re: #38
    But diva Takagi's show at Landmark Hall wasn't even full.
    If every Juice fan really went to everyone's events, you'd think at least Landmark would fill up, right?
    Don't rewrite history.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    That's because the "server-battle" oshi-activity fans have been flowing into Juice.
    They're the crowd that used to constantly fight with other members' fans, so of course it feels peaceful now.
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:07
    Re: #44
    Apparently there's a fandom that's been fighting internally ever since the group formed
    the so-called "hell fandom," lol
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:10
    People who use Juice's name to trash other fandoms and other groups like this obviously aren't peaceful.
    Are you doing this on purpose?
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:17
    Re: #48
    This is all just =LOVE fans anyway.
    49AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:11
    Re: #40
    Nobody said everyone went, though.
    Why are you so worked up about this?
    I don't remember if Landmark was completely full, but it had a decent crowd.
    But you wouldn't know that, since you never actually saw the events in person.
    57AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #49
    So my point is, don't cherry-pick the one little part you happen to know and write it like it applies to every Juice fan.
    Morning Musume fans and ANGERME fans go to birthday events for members other than their own oshi too.
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #57
    Hard to take that from someone who's never seen the events in person.
    It's a fact that the mutual-support network functions better in Juice than in other groups.
    Morning Musume. plays surprisingly small venues for how popular they are, and ANGERME is beyond hopeless at this point.
    65AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Re: #62
    There's the Juice fan showing their true colors lol

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “X: ‘I love that Juice=Juice’s fandom has this vibe of my oshi is amazing, but yours is amazing too — it’s almost too peaceful’.”

  • Girls’ School Bathrooms Have Lines Too — Boys’ Urinals Outnumber Them 1.4-to-1, 5ch Says ‘See, the Boys’ Room Is Empty’

    A survey of school bathrooms across 74 cities and wards nationwide by the Asahi Shimbun found that boys’ restrooms have 1.4 times as many urinals as girls’ restrooms have stalls. The investigation was sparked by a female student’s complaint that “recess ends up being nothing but standing in the bathroom line.” On 5ch, the observation that “the boys’ room is empty” set off a wide-ranging thread covering the causes of the congestion, phone use eating up stall time, and preferences for squat versus Western-style toilets.

    Published 8/26 (Wed) 7:02 AM

    withnews by Asahi Shimbun

    Long lines at women’s restrooms have become a social issue, driven by the gender gap in the number of toilets available. The Asahi Shimbun first covered the issue in an article in January 2025. Since then, we’ve heard from many quarters requests to “look into school restrooms too,” so between May and July 2026 we surveyed a total of 74 municipalities — government-designated cities, prefectural capitals, and Tokyo’s 23 wards. 72 of them responded, and our analysis of a combined 624,011 toilets found that boys’ restrooms have 1.4 times as many units as girls’ restrooms. (Asahi Shimbun reporter Tomoko Yamashita)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:39
    "See, the boys' bathroom is empty!"
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    Just confiscate their phones already
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:41
    So let's cut the number of stalls in the women's room
    and line up urinals to match the men's room.

    If you're complaining the numbers are unequal, you'd have to accept this as a solution too, right?
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:44
    Quit whining, you softies.
    If a guy uses a stall, he gets nicknamed "Poop Man," so we held it in desperately until we got home.
    97AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:04
    Re: #17
    They should make all men's toilets stalls too.
    That would cut the number down to match the women's side,
    and everyone would be happy, problem solved.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:48
    Put a timer on the outside of every stall door, for men and women both, so you can see how many minutes someone's been in there.
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:58
    Re: #27
    Wasn't there an Abe Kobo short story with a factory foreman nicknamed "Stopwatch"?
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    But seriously, why is the female urethra built so inconveniently?
    Not just that urinals are hard to use — it's also more prone to infections and leakage. It's hard to see the upside of that design.
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:01
    Re: #30
    There's no real reason.
    Every part of the human body was just slapped together haphazardly.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    I've never actually seen both the boys' and girls' school bathrooms full at the same time.
    213AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:32
    Re: #34
    Same here.
    There's probably a faction that wants it to look that way.
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:51
    The reason there are more men's urinals is that even with the same-sized space, urinals are compact, right?
    So the fix for the women's room is to rip out the partitions and go "nihao-style" (open squat toilets in a row, like some Chinese public restrooms) to fit more in — problem solved lol
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:51
    As a guy this is hard to really get.
    Plus girls supposedly go to the bathroom in pairs holding hands, which eats up even more time.
    Guys don't do the buddy-bathroom-trip thing.
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    Re: #43
    I heard from a girl that the Showa-era version of that (the buddy system) was actually meant to guard against perverts.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    Isn't this just the media's usual trick of only reporting what fits their narrative?
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:55
    It's mostly phones or makeup eating up the time.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:57
    Re: #62
    Elementary schoolers don't wear makeup, and they can't bring phones to school either, you know.
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:03
    Re: #75
    They stand there messing with their wet hands in their hair while staring in the mirror, forever.
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:56
    Why did bathrooms suddenly start running short once the Reiwa era began?
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:57
    Re: #66
    And this despite the falling birth rate.
    Probably because, unlike the old days, people spend a lot longer in the stall looking at their phones.
    72AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:57
    They're on their phones in there, obviously.
    I never saw lines like this 20 years ago.
    82AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:59
    Re: #72
    Try 30 years ago — women's bathrooms already had lines back then.
    There was even a stir about middle-aged women sneaking into the men's room to use a stall because the women's side was too crowded,
    and that's old news by now.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:59
    Guys carry a big risk too — if you go into a stall you get teased "poop, poop," so you can't poop at school.
    It stops bothering you around college age, but what even is that about?
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:02
    Re: #81
    Back in middle school I could never go before leaving home, so I always ended up doing it at school, and it became a running joke: "Pooping again? lol"
    By that point I'd just stopped caring.
    114AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:07
    They're just taking way too long in there.
    Female VTubers pee faster than I do, even.
    117AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:09
    Re: #114
    Lol
    Yeah, they're back in a flash.
    And if it does take a while and you think "oh, must be a poop," turns out they went and made instant noodles instead.
    156AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #114
    Bruh, it's a woman lolololol
    126AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:12
    Just make a separate entrance for the squat-style toilets in the women's room lol
    Standing in line is just being soft
    183AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:26
    Re: #126
    Squat toilets have a bad reputation, though.
    Plenty of students cross a school off their list just because it has squat toilets.
    Correspondingly, schools that renovate to Western-style toilets see higher application rates.
    189AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Re: #183
    It's unpopular, so people probably just finish quickly and get out.
    191AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:27
    Re: #183
    Though squat toilets are actually more hygienic since you don't touch anything with your butt.
    147AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:17
    Women really do take forever.
    What are they even doing in there?
    155AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:19
    Re: #147
    With squat toilets you can't sit down, so it wouldn't take long.
    Isn't it slow because they're sitting there checking their phones?
    180AnonymousAug 26, 2026 08:25
    Re: #147
    Go ask your girlfriend or wife.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “【🚻】Girls’ School Bathrooms Have Lines Too — “Recess Ends Up Being Nothing But Standing in Line” — Boys’ Urinals Outnumber Them 1.4-to-1… How the Survey Started“.

  • Amid ‘Love, Bring It On’ Backlash, Matchmaking Agency CEO Argues ‘Women Who Like Violent Men Are Just Plain Unintelligent’

    YouTuber Chihiro Katsukura, head of the matchmaking agency “Naresome Yobiko” (lit. “Matchmaking Prep School”), weighed in on the backlash surrounding Netflix’s “Love, Bring It On,” arguing that women drawn to violent men are “just plain unintelligent.”

    On 5channel, the discussion spread to cover the link between violence and popularity, the argument that “intelligence” and “reason” aren’t the same thing, and even firsthand accounts of abusive men who charm everyone around them.

    August 22, 2026, 8:00 PM

    On August 19, Chihiro Katsukura (20,000 subscribers), who runs the matchmaking agency “Naresome Yobiko,” posted a new video. Using the ongoing backlash against Netflix’s dating reality show “Love, Bring It On” as a springboard, she laid out her theory on the psychology behind women being drawn to violent men.

    “Love, Bring It On” is a Netflix reality series following so-called “yankee” (delinquent-style) men and women living together as they navigate romance, with Season 2 streaming since August 4. In episode 5, Kazuma Shiota — known as “Kazu-kun,” a host club owner (host name: Kazuma Hisaki) — sparked a wave of criticism after describing, while recounting his upbringing, having once set someone on fire. The Ministry of Justice’s Rehabilitation Bureau, which had partnered with the show to promote “offender rehabilitation” awareness, also came under fire, and the controversy grew well beyond the show itself. On the 21st, the Ministry of Justice announced it was ending the partnership.

    Source: yutura.net / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:40
    I bet women who are drawn to violent men had a thuggish, yankee-type father too.
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:49
    Re: #4
    If you grow up believing 'my violent father was in the right,'

    then yeah, you'd probably end up choosing that same type of guy as a boyfriend or husband.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:45
    Honestly, being drawn to bad guys is just plain crazy ("atama okashii").
    Are they chasing some kind of thrill?
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:47
    Re: #15
    It's all explained right there in Re: #1.
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:46
    College grads and the wealthy tend to stick tightly together with their own kind — grads with grads, rich with rich.
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:04
    Re: #18 continued

    You could also call it a sad type of person who can't swap things out in their imagination, level up, or fly off wherever they like — they can only picture things within a narrow frame or axis.

    Like, the type who learns "substitution" in middle school math and doesn't go "whoa, that's handy!" The sad type who finds it too much hassle to understand.

    But among the violent guys who dominate women, it's not always just brutishness. There's what you might call the Super Himo Theory! (a pun — "himo" means both "string" and slang for a man who lives off a woman)

    He bleeds her dry financially and beats her — but when she finally makes a break for it, sprinting barefoot through a downpour with no umbrella, he chases her down and pulls her into a hug: "There's nobody else for me but you!" That's the Super Himo Theory, straight out of the Showa era! He's mastered physics at a world-class level — some even call it superstring theory! (another string/himo pun)

    Well, there's also "fisherman mechanics," but that's about how guys on long ocean voyages carefully read the room to avoid getting preyed on — that's a story for another time.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:53
    Violent guys read as stronger males, so it makes the womb ache — that's just the instinctual pull, can't be helped.

    Women just don't feel any allure toward soft, meek men.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:58
    Re: #29
    Then why not just marry a hulking military meathead?
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:03
    For both men and women, the lower the intelligence, the weaker the reason and the more instinct takes over.
    Men get violent to the point of domestic abuse,
    and women get promiscuous to the point it causes social problems.
    112AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:54
    Re: #42
    Measuring IQ by gender like that is probably considered unethical…

    but there does seem to be some kind of trend.
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:08
    I'm honestly not sure how to interpret "low intelligence" in this case.
    In reality, you actually see cases that sound almost made up —
    sensible, accomplished women who go for DQN-types (delinquent/lowlife guys).
    Maybe it's better to treat "intellect" and "intelligence" as separate things?
    Plenty of elite University of Tokyo-grad bureaucrats are total idiots as human beings, after all.
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:10
    Re: #50
    A handful of exceptions are still just exceptions.
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:13
    Re: #50
    It's less "low intelligence" and more "weak self-control," I'd say.
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:14
    Re: #55
    So to you, "quite a few" means "a small number"?
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:16
    Re: #60
    Your "quite a few" isn't backed by any real numbers — you don't even know the sample size. It's just a vague claim.
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:15
    > "Manga built around the trope of 'he's only kind to me' have been selling well lately"

    Shoujo manga really is nothing but this kind of crude wish-fulfillment garbage.
    It's not fiction, it's just an illustrated fantasy diary.
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:45
    Re: #62
    Westland's Iguchi used that as material in his M-1 (Japan's top manzai comedy competition) set.
    118AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:56
    Re: #62
    There's plenty of manga and AV (adult videos) aimed at men that's basically male fantasy made literal too —
    does that mean men are just better at telling fantasy apart from reality?
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:15
    Guys like Shohei Ohtani, Erling Haaland, and basketball or volleyball players are popular with women too because they're pro athletes with great physiques and physical ability.
    Athletic strength is a form of violence in its own way. 👩
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:18
    Re: #64
    So pro musicians and actors being popular is about "violence" too?
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:20
    Re: #70
    Well, even among actors, tall guys with a good build and looks are more popular than short ones.
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:25
    Re: #70
    What about Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi, then?
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:19
    Ha, she's not holding back lol.
    But it's true that violent men, "moral harassment" types (emotionally abusive men), really are popular.
    People probably mistake being pushy and aggressive toward others for reliability — but once you marry him, you become his next victim.
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:41
    Re: #71
    I don't get where the confidence comes from that a violent husband just won't abuse them too.
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:24
    A man with high intellect can be domineering without ever raising a hand to women or children.
    A man with low intellect tends to use violence and intimidation to look bigger than he really is — deep down he's actually a coward.
    It's the difference between an elite at a major corporation and a middle-school-dropout yankee running his own one-man contracting outfit.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:28
    Re: #81
    But there are plenty of power-harassment types among highly educated corporate elites, executives, and senior bureaucrats too who are violent or intimidating, right?
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:25
    Men talking down to store clerks with rude, casual speech gets a terrible reputation from women too —

    so why do women fall for pushy, aggressive "ora-ora" (tough-guy) types anyway?
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:43
    Re: #85
    Probably something like "MY guy is the exception."
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:33
    Re: #91
    Most of these guys don't actually raise a hand to their spouse or kids —
    they relieve stress by targeting people in society it's "safe" to bully.
    It's the low-functioning ones who can't make that distinction who end up committing domestic abuse.
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:40
    Re: #94
    Ah, so it's "won't hit HIS OWN women and children," got it.
    I'll work on reading between the lines.
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:59
    When I see a yankee couple with their kid at AEON (a Japanese supermarket/mall chain),
    it makes me wonder what my whole life of playing it straight was even for.
    128AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:00
    Re: #124
    If being ordinary and average were something wonderful, geniuses would never emerge.

    Your way of thinking is a menace to society.
    136AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:10
    Re: #124
    If you admire the delinquent crowd, it's not too late to become one yourself.
    Falling off society's rails is surprisingly easy,
    and staying on the rails without falling off is actually the harder path in life.

    Living a perfectly average, unremarkable life is tougher than it looks.
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:13
    Former delinquents are really skilled at winning people over.
    At my workplace too, when a former delinquent yells and intimidates someone, then follows it up with a smile and a handshake, everyone falls in line.
    They probably pull the same move in dating, working as a team — I've seen it happen at group mixers (godokon).
    140AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:14
    Re: #139
    Classic codependent-abuser technique.
    145AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:19
    Re: #139
    I'd think anyone reasonably sharp, men and women alike, would recognize that kind of move — the sort of thing straight out of a pop-psychology book — and see right through it.
    Guess that's not always true?
    148AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:21
    Re: #139
    No no no, lol.
    My old workplace had a leader just like that and everyone was sick of it.
    Getting dragged into his emotionally unstable BS drama every single time was the worst.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpted summary of the 5channel (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Matchmaking agency CEO and YouTuber says women drawn to violent men are ‘just plain unintelligent,’ shares theory amid ‘Love, Bring It On’ backlash.”

  • MLB MVP Odds: Not Ohtani — Cubs’ PCA Leads NL Race

    On August 25, MLB’s official website released its predictions for this season’s NL MVP, and topping the list wasn’t Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani (32), who is chasing his fourth consecutive and fifth career MVP award, but Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong (PCA, 24).

    On 5ch, discussion centered on a stats debate over whether WAR or OPS should carry more weight, along with hopes that Ohtani could still stage a comeback in the final month of the season.

    Sports Hochi

    August 26, 2026, 4:55 AM

    In this season’s MVP predictions released on the 25th (late that same night Japan time) by MLB’s official website, it’s not Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani (32), aiming for his fourth straight and fifth career MVP award, but Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong (PCA, 24) who currently leads the NL race.

    Source: hochi.news / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:20
    Soccer's the sport of the times now
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:36
    Re: #6
    MLB really doesn't have many famous stars anymore, huh
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:27
    PCA went 0-for-5 yesterday though
    He had a huge slump last year too
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:32
    Still, there's a month left
    Could go either way
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:33
    Who even is this guy lol
    Ohtani losing out to some nobody lol
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:33
    Guess the anti-Ohtani harassment is bad in the US too lol
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:34
    Ohtani's reign is finally over
    (∩´∀`)∩ hooray! (celebratory ASCII emoticon)
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:34
    Well of course
    His swing's got way more snap to it
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:38
    Just go play outfield then
    If there's injury risk, ban sliding and diving catches
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:40
    Voter fatigue might mean
    PCA takes it even if Ohtani hits 40-40
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:41
    Shohei Ohtani
    Turns out he's not that popular after all \(^o^)/
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:45
    If he wins MVP with this year's stats, that'd be rigged
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:46
    So far PCA's been running hot on top of hot, while Ohtani's been running cold on top of cold. Curious how the last month plays out.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:47
    Who's Alvarez?
    Is MLB's level really low enough that some random newcomer can become MVP?
    Thought that, looked him up, and turns out he's put up great numbers every year lmao
    I'm way too much of a casual fan lmaooo
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:48
    This season Ohtani's hitting and pitching are both a bit off his absolute peak
    (though the fact that he's still in the conversation among Japanese players says he's a monster regardless)

    MVP is just an incidental award for how the whole year goes. Winning the pennant is what actually matters.
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:50
    Roberts doesn't prioritize individual titles and won't let him chase one
    If he's not pitching, Ohtani as just a DH doesn't stand a chance
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:21
    He's already won it 4 times, isn't that enough?
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:34
    Re: #48
    Catching up to and surpassing Bonds' 7 MVPs is Ohtani's noble mission
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:25
    Downgraded from unicorn to just a pretty good player
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:27
    Re: #50
    Calling the OPS leader "pretty good" lol
    Who do you think you are lol
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:27
    Quick-draw Grounder-tani (mocking nickname for weak early-count groundouts) is a no-go this season, even to an amateur eye
    59AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:35
    Re: #54
    When it comes to grounding out and going hitless lately,
    Murakami's even worse than Ohtani
    So dissing Ohtani means dissing Murakami even harder — keep that in mind
    56AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:28
    He's still #1 in WAR nationwide
    Can't be helped
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:36
    Re: #56
    WAR isn't an official MLB stat
    It's just a reference metric, and plenty of people criticize it
    Too much weight's been put on it until now
    69AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:42
    MVP is basically decided by WAR, yet these bandwagon Ohtani fans keep chanting OPS lmao
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:48
    Re: #69
    That take is shallow
    Writers vote on impressions, not stats — keep that in mind

    Though yeah, Ohtani's not getting MVP this year, that much is certain
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:47
    Surprised Ohtani's even in MVP contention
    Thought he was way short of it this season
    79AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:49
    Re: #75
    The OPS leader not being in contention? No way lol
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:52
    PCA running hot on top of hot
    Ohtani running cold on top of cold

    Genuinely excited to see the last month play out
    87AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:55
    Re: #85
    The real 'running hot' is Ohtani's ERA, as always

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[U.S.] Even in the official site’s expert poll, PCA is favored over Shohei Ohtani for MVP.”

  • Gravure Idol Jun Amaki (30) Announces Marriage to Keirin Racer Yuki Sasaki

    Gravure idol Jun Amaki (30) updated her Instagram on the 23rd to announce her marriage to keirin cyclist Yuki Sasaki. Amaki, who had already declared she’d retire from gravure work this summer, shared a two-shot photo with her husband, in a wedding dress, taken at a keirin velodrome. On 5ch, comments piled up both pointing out how hard the thread title was to parse and discussing the ongoing trend of gravure idols marrying athletes from public sports like keirin and kyotei (boat racing).

    2026.08.23

    Gravure idol Jun Amaki (30) updated her own Instagram on the 23rd, announcing her marriage to keirin cyclist Yuki Sasaki.

    Having turned 30 and already declared she’d retire from gravure work this summer, Amaki gushed, “No matter what, he’s an incredibly warm presence who gently wraps me in kindness,” and added, “I want us to be a fun couple who can still hold hands even after we’ve become grandpa and grandma.” She posted several photos, including a two-shot with her husband, in a wedding dress, at a keirin velodrome. Below is Amaki’s full announcement.

    Source: daily.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:22
    Post the pic of the husband in the wedding dress already
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:33
    Re: #5
    Thought it was a same-sex marriage for a second
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:24
    Felt like she'd been doing gravure for over 10 years already, but she's only 30?
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:24
    Oh, she's the one who used to be a total delinquent (yankee)
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:42
    Re: #7
    There was a segment on ABEMA in some raunchy show that rounded up big-bust gravure idols, and she got into a trash-talk battle with Mina Shirakawa (now active in the US). She got genuinely riled up by Shirakawa's jabs and started clicking her tongue, going full "you wanna go?" — her real delinquent side came out hard, it was hilarious.

    In the end she couldn't fire back at all and burst into tears, and Shirakawa piled on with lines like "that's a fake actress cry" and "don't try to cry your way into likability" — the whole thing worked as proper variety TV.
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:24
    Hikakin?
    (Looking at that photo) Can't even tell which one's the guy
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:25
    I can't handle that look women give the man they're into lol
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:30
    Re: #1
    Read that way, it sounds like "the husband in the wedding dress"
    Lately there are a lot of people writing sentences with zero regard for the reader
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:45
    Re: #14
    It's not about regard for the reader — they just can't write proper Japanese. They can't pick the right words to describe a situation, and they don't even notice something's off. There was even a thread title that used "guzutsuita" (a word for drizzly, unsettled weather) instead of "guzutta" (fussed/threw a tantrum) to describe a fussy kid. "Guzutsuita" is weather-forecast terminology for overcast, showery skies — not a word for a child's mood.
    17AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:31
    Does Daily Sports not have a copy editor or something?
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:36
    Re: #17
    The guy who started the thread is the one who wrote the title, right?
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:07
    Re: #17
    Not just Daily Sports — sports-paper web articles in general are often terrible
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:37
    Isn't she the "legal loli" type? (slang for a petite, youthful-looking adult)
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:38
    Re: #37
    That's Marina Nagasawa (30)
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:45
    She's been around forever


    She's been in the industry for ages
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:46
    How old can you actually be and still race in keirin?
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:01
    Re: #51
    If you really push it, almost until 60. Top-class riders usually decide to retire around their mid-40s. Keirin has this "line" concept — even though it's technically an individual sport, it works like a team sport too — so if you switch roles and find a good fit, your career can run pretty long. The class system is also clearly defined; these days even the bottom-tier "Challenge Class" can earn you 10 million yen.
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:00
    A lot of gravure idols seem to be gunning for keirin or kyotei (boat racing) guys
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:02
    Re: #59
    Who's the kyotei example?
    Probably just Goto Shoyuki's "Oshiri-zu" girl? (a nickname playing on "oshiri," meaning butt)
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:06
    Gravure idols are all really aiming for baseball players, but I guess they settle for this tier
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:50
    Re: #66
    These days it's more like baseball players themselves have become the last refuge for idols and female celebrities who missed their window to settle down
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:23
    How well-known is she to the general public, actually?
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:33
    Re: #75
    Not sure if it was a hit or not, but back in 2019 there was an NHK drama written by Yoshiko Morishita and starring Yuki Sakurai called "Dakara Watashi wa Oshimashita" ("That's Why I Became Her Fan") — she was one of the idol group members the main character was a fan of.
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:37
    Re: #86
    Haven't got a clue what that is lol
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:46
    Re: #86
    Not a single part of that rang a bell lol
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:26
    Feel bad that her news got overshadowed by the Riku-Ryu (figure skating pair Miura & Kihara) story
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:29
    Re: #77
    They're just on a completely different level lol
    87AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:33
    Re: #77
    If anything, overlapping with them actually helped — she got featured alongside Riku-Ryu in the web news and stood out more.

    Not that she's really the kind of talent who'd normally land a top news slot lol
    104AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:56
    Retiring for marriage — that's a clean way to go out
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:04
    Re: #104
    If she were still popular and in demand, she'd probably keep working though
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:12
    From her latest (last?) photo book, "Mariya Nagao & Jun Amaki: Genkai Toppa (Breaking the Limit)" [WPB-net]

    111AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:19
    Re: #110
    The two of them were in "Koe Girl" together (a talent/audition show)
    120AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:37
    Keirin racers are the strongest people on earth. Pure muscle.
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:42
    Re: #120
    Their thighs are thicker around than a woman's waist

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Gravure idol Jun Amaki (30), retiring this summer, marries keirin cyclist Yuki Sasaki — a two-shot with her husband in a wedding dress”.

  • Commuter Allowance Fraud Gets Caught and Punished — 5ch: “At Least You Didn’t Get Fired”

    A poster whose commuter allowance fraud was uncovered at work and who faced disciplinary action started a thread on 5ch’s Nanjo Jikkyo G (Everything Live) board.

    It turned out the poster had been claiming the allowance for highway commuting while actually using surface roads the whole time. The punishment ended up being just a verbal warning plus a hit to their bonus review, but going forward all employees will be required to submit their ETC (toll pass) records. The thread filled up with reactions like “at least you didn’t get fired,” alongside a stream of corporate-slave grumbling about unused paid leave and forced overtime under the disability-hiring program.

    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:46
    My commuter allowance fraud got caught at work and I got disciplined for it… I want to die.
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:50
    Re: #4
    At least you didn't get fired.
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:49
    Was browsing a list of workplace screw-up cases from yesterday and found one eerily similar to something I've been hiding, lol. Guess I'll bury it.
    43AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:05
    Re: #10
    At my company, the truly bad stuff the higher-ups pull is the stuff that actually gets covered up 😌
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:51
    My HP hits zero right around the time I'm supposed to head home 🤮
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:55
    Re: #15
    Slept, woke up, and I've only recovered to about 65 HP 🤮
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:52
    Not fraud-related, but apparently if you buy a commuter pass yet actually walk or bike to work for your health, workers' comp won't cover you if you get in an accident. Still gonna keep doing it though, since I don't want to ride the packed trains.
    33AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:02
    Re: #16
    That's exactly why commuting costs are baked into social insurance premiums, yet so many people still complain about it.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:52
    Re: #9
    I'd registered my commute as highway use and got paid for it, but it came out that I was almost always taking surface roads… There'd been no checks for years, so suddenly demanding ETC records out of nowhere clearly means someone snitched.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:57
    Re: #17
    Sorry about that 😏
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:58
    Re: #17
    Can't be helped, time to move on.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:57
    My name won't be mentioned, but HR is sending a company-wide email saying "this kind of incident happened and was disciplined," and it's genuinely depressing. Even without a name, we've only got about 100 employees, so it's obvious who it is.
    27AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:59
    Re: #22
    I'll make sure to forward this log in as a reply too 😁
    29AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:59
    Re: #22
    Sounds like the kind of thing that gets posted up in front of the cafeteria.
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:57
    Well, fudging commuting or travel expenses a little is something everyone does. My company's actually pretty chill about that kind of thing as part of the culture, so I lucked out.
    28AnonymousAug 26, 2026 06:59
    Re: #25
    Nice, I'm jealous. Honestly, I don't see the problem with taking surface roads to commute somewhere technically far enough to justify the highway. Commuting costs should be based on the distance from home to office, not the actual route taken.
    34AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:02
    Small mercy is that the punishment was just a verbal warning plus a hit to my bonus review. No repayment of the fraudulent difference either. But from now on, anyone using toll roads has to submit ETC records, so I'm probably going to be hated for it.
    40AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:04
    Re: #34
    That's basically workplace harassment at this point.
    48AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:07
    Re: #34
    Once you get labeled as someone who commits that kind of fraud, promotions slow down and you'll get shipped off to a subsidiary the first chance they get. If the verbal warning is the kind written into official regulations, it stays on your record permanently as a disciplinary mark — you'd be better off just changing jobs.
    39AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:03
    What does everyone do after getting home on days when work ends earlier than usual? Honestly, on days like that I have no idea what to do with myself 😭
    41AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:04
    Re: #39
    Watch anime on Netflix.
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:05
    Re: #39
    A true corporate slave clocks out but doesn't actually leave, hanging around acting like they want to chat with coworkers.
    44AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:05
    Forget work, let's all just quit and become farmers. It's fun.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:08
    Re: #44
    Hard pass — low pay, brutal labor, and insane power harassment and sexual harassment (speaking from experience).
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:09
    An old lady pushing 60 keeps telling me to hurry up and have kids already — that's harassment, right?
    71AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #54
    Sounds like she's hitting on you.
    60AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:11
    This thread occasionally turns up an absolutely wild story — like the guy whose company car got stolen.
    61AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:12
    Re: #60
    Fudging commuting expenses is something pretty much everyone does, right?
    74AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #60
    More recently there was a home care worker who abandoned a severely disabled elderly man to go play pachinko. Sounds like there's a bunch of other offenses too.
    63AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:13
    The temporary toilets at my job site are the worst — you have to use a hand-shower to flush your own poop down. There's a real risk of splashback too. Seriously, my company must be broke.
    73AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #63 reminded me — I've seen a little shower nozzle attached to the wall next to a Western-style toilet before. Was that meant for flushing??? There was a proper flush lever right on the toilet, and there was no bidet (washlet), so I wondered if it was some kind of bidet substitute???? But it looked sketchy so I never used it.
    68AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:14
    Re: #61
    Can't relate, I'm issued a company car. Though FYI, my company's a mess — the dashcam has GPS built in and literally anyone can view the footage.
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:15
    Re: #68
    Getting issued a car is way too generous… though having a camera at all is already unpleasant.
    75AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:16
    Taking today off. I'm mentally cornered and can't take it anymore. I'm hired under the disability employment program, but I'm being forced to work overtime every single day.
    89AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:21
    Re: #75
    If you take a day off every time you're mentally cornered, you'd have to take one off every week.
    77AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:16
    I bet you all enjoyed a nice long Obon break. Now get back to work, work.
    81AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:19
    Re: #77
    I was forced to prep for my next business trip and had to stay home waiting for the paperwork to arrive. Of course, the paperwork never got issued by the deadline. Thanks to that, I won't be able to use up my paid leave before it expires. What a joke.
    85AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:20
    The new hire is oddly fixated on using up their paid leave. I keep telling them that this is our busy season, but they keep scheduling time off like an idiot anyway. I'm probably the one who's going to end up cleaning up the mess…
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:21
    Re: #85
    Wouldn't things actually run smoother without the new hire around? I spent every day cleaning up messes until I got demoted, and my performance review tanked because of it.
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 07:22
    Re: #85
    The ones who keep getting stuck cleaning up after everyone else — that's the real "weak link" here.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nanjo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] This Corporate Slave Is Spewing His Guts 🤮.”