Comedian Rakushingo’s Cryptic ‘I Can’t Process This’ Post Sets 5ch Ablaze

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The story

Comedian and physical therapist Rakushingo (47) updated X on the night of November 8, writing, “Something sudden happened, and I’m so shocked that I still haven’t been able to process my feelings,” and, “For now, I’d appreciate it if you could just leave me be.” He didn’t reveal any specifics about what actually happened, leaving the post shrouded in mystery. On 5ch’s Geinou Sokuhou+ (entertainment news board), reactions split over the timing and wording of the post — a skeptical camp arguing “if it were really that painful, he wouldn’t be posting about it on social media” clashed with others who pushed back against the whole pile of mockery aimed at someone who hadn’t explained what was wrong.

Rakushingo’s Sudden Cryptic Confession: “I’m So Shocked I Still Haven’t Processed My Feelings”

Comedian and physical therapist Rakushingo (47) updated X on the night of the 8th, revealing that he had been shocked by something.

Shingo didn’t touch on any specifics of what actually happened, but he opened his post with, “Something sudden happened, and I’m so shocked that I still haven’t been able to process my feelings,” hinting that some kind of incident had occurred.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

3AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:17
Then just don't post it on X in the first place
4AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:17
Same old attention-seeker (kamatte-chan) as always
Nobody's worried about you, dude
7AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:19
Re: #4
Damn, that's pretty harsh
5AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:18
Bet it's just that his houseplant died or something
6AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:18
Him being emotionally unstable is business as usual — if he hadn't posted, nobody would've even noticed
8AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:21
Haven't seen much of him since SMAP broke up
10AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:23
If he just hadn't posted it, the whole country would be leaving him alone
13AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:24
If he hadn't said anything himself, nobody would care about him at all
14AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:24
If you want to be left alone, just stay quiet
15AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:24
What's this guy even posting this for
18AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:25
What's with the people saying "take care of yourself" when nobody even knows what happened lol
19AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:26
Re: #18
Basically means "just stop showing your face in public," right?
26AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:33
Attention-seeker.
And the idiots commenting without even knowing what it's about are just as dumb
27AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:33
If he hadn't said anything, nobody would be saying anything either
29AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:34
The guy once tweeted about losing his wallet on X, and this thread's just exposing how info-illiterate (jouhaku-level clueless about scams) everyone here is lol
43AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:45
This reminds me of some fighter with a name like "self-staged-something" or "attention-seeker"
46AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:45
"For now, please just leave me be" (*side-eye glance for attention*
50AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:48
Not giving any reason at all and just saying "leave me alone"? What's that supposed to mean?
Is he fishing for people to ask what happened?
56AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:55
"Please leave me alone" (/ω・\)*peeks out*
60AnonymousNov 9, 2026 10:59
"What happened? Are you okay?
Hope it works out. Whatever it is, I'm rooting for you!"

Is this the kind of reply he's fishing for?
83AnonymousNov 9, 2026 11:20
Re: #60
Yep, honestly, that's exactly what I want
61AnonymousNov 9, 2026 11:01
If you want to be left alone, staying quiet is your best bet
Quit reporting every little thing
64AnonymousNov 9, 2026 11:06
A guy who's only got his looks going for him
78AnonymousNov 9, 2026 11:17
Re: #64
??????????

Wait, are you being serious?
65AnonymousNov 9, 2026 11:07
Kind of like a "please don't come looking for me" note lol (the kind of phrase people leave behind when they disappear)
68AnonymousNov 9, 2026 11:11
I'm shocked, like REALLY shocked
So please, just leave me alone!!
Pretty please
70AnonymousNov 9, 2026 11:12
If you hadn't posted it on X, you'd already be left alone

"I just want to be left alone" (*glances around for attention*…)
71AnonymousNov 9, 2026 11:12
"Please leave me alone"

did he really need to go write that on his blog or whatever?

Background and Key Points of This Topic

Rakushingo rose to fame during the comedy boom as part of the group “Shuchishin” (Shame), and in recent years has also worked as a physical therapist — he’s someone who has made headlines before for vague, ambiguous social media posts. This time, too, he revealed no concrete details, stringing together only the words “shocked,” “can’t process my feelings,” and “leave me be,” so even at the time this article was written, what had actually happened remained unknown. The thread split into two camps: one view holding that “if it were truly a serious matter, he’d quietly step back from social media rather than post about it — the act of posting itself looks like it’s seeking attention,” and another pushing back that “mocking him when nobody actually knows the details isn’t right either.” The first view was more dominant, but that’s simply a product of his own lack of explanation — there’s no actual evidence at this point showing what really happened. What readers should be careful not to misread is that the majority opinion in the thread doesn’t amount to confirmation of the facts; this is ultimately a story that blew up over people’s reactions to a lack of information, nothing more.

*This article is composed as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geinou Sokuhou+) thread “[Entertainment] Rakushingo’s Sudden Cryptic Confession: “I’m So Shocked I Still Haven’t Processed My Feelings,” “For Now, Please Just Leave Me Be”.”

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