New Car, Meet Stubborn Steering Wheel Cover: 5ch Users Live-Report the Battle Right After Delivery

From our other sites

The story

On the 28th, a chatty thread on 5ch’s News Speed VIP board kicked off with reactions to the movie “Chiikawa” and rambled on from there — favorite game characters, complaints about endless restless nights, and anxiety over speeding tickets on residential streets — before finally settling on the original poster wrestling a stiff steering wheel cover onto their brand-new car, fresh off the lot. The saga played out with photo updates, and other posters chimed in with comments like “that looks tough,” keeping the mood good-natured right to the end.

What people said

1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:55
Me
4AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:58
Oncoris is really strong, huh
Tell me some other good ones
9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:05
Re: #4
Wanted to tell Ryu-san that Oncoris is amazing
Gorilla Technology has me curious
5AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:58
Was it any good?
10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:06
Re: #5
The rabbit was annoying, but it's a movie that makes you think about the wars going on right now — satisfied
13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:06
Re: #10
Chiikawa had that deep a story?
40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:54
Been stuck in these short repeating sleep cycles the last couple days, it's rough
42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:59
Re: #40
Same here
And I get a different dream every time
43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:00
Re: #42
Today I think I slept like 6 times in 12 hours
Adds up to about 8 hours total probably, but I don't feel rested at all
50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:07
Re: #43
Yeah it's rough when you can't get deep sleep
44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:03
I've also been stuck repeating short bursts of sleep over and over
46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:04
Re: #44
Probably should just take sleeping pills, but that's kind of scary
47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:06
Sounds like one speeding violation on a residential street gets you an instant license suspension now — terrifying
53AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:09
Re: #47
Too scary, gotta drive extra safe
56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:10
Ran a stop sign late at night and got chased down by a patrol car from behind
Seems like they were staking it out…
Cost me 5,000 yen…
58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:13
Re: #56
You never know where the cops are hiding…
57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:10
Re: #53
Don't panic if someone's riding your bumper — dealing with them is a pain, so if you get a tailgater, either pull over once and wait for them to leave, or note their plate and call the police
59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
Re: #57
Got it
Even if I think someone's following too close, I'll just assume they're not actually going to hit me
60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
Bicycles got a lot stricter, but cars and motorbikes have it even worse, huh
62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:15
Re: #60
Speaking of which, I need to get rid of my bike that I never use
61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:14
Kurds were tinkering with it, driving a Hustler (Suzuki's kei car — a recurring, edgy 5ch joke about Kurdish scrap collectors)
63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:15
Re: #61
Seriously? Come on, stop it
64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:16
Initial K debut (a pun on "Initial D," the street-racing anime — the "K" nods to the kei car)
67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:21
Re: #64
Top speed: 30 km/h
70AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
Re: #67
Looks like it'll putter along sipping a canned coffee
72AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
Re: #70
Wonder how Mr. Puttputt's doing these days ("Tokotoko" — a recurring meme nickname for something that plods along slowly)
66AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:20
Gimme your bike—
Actually nah, if it's coming from Aichi the shipping would be brutal, forget it
69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:22
Re: #66
It's a bike that doesn't even need air in the tires
80AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:34
Also went to Autobacs (a Japanese auto-parts chain) and bought a steering wheel cover, but it didn't fit
83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:35
Re: #80
That's the kind of thing that quietly kills your mood
82AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:35
Did you take it for a light test drive along your commute route, just to get a feel for it?
86AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:37
Re: #82
Did that on delivery day
87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:38
Re: #83
Bought one that's supposed to fit, but it's way too stiff……
89AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:39
Re: #87
Good luck getting it on, okay?
92AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:39
Re: #89
Guess I'll give it a shot……
95AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:40
Re: #92
Before that, let me look up how to put it on, on YouTube
107AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:45
Show us what it looks like
110AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:52
Re: #107
Like this
113AnonymousAug 28, 2026 16:54
Re: #110
Yeah, that does look stiff
154AnonymousAug 28, 2026 17:24
Alright!!

Background and Talking Points

The chatter about speeding on residential streets ties back to Japan’s revised Road Traffic Act, which takes effect on September 1, 2026. Under the revision, the default speed limit on ordinary residential streets without posted signs drops from 60 km/h to 30 km/h — and since this thread went up on August 28, right on the eve of that change, it’s no surprise that worries about license suspensions and stepped-up enforcement came up. That said, the thread never really centered on one debate; it’s a classic “rambling” chat thread that drifted from movie impressions to small talk and finally to the OP’s personal saga of fitting a steering wheel cover on a new car. Because it never settles on a single throughline, readers may find it feels a bit scattershot.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed VIP) thread “lol, the guy who just watched the Chiikawa movie.”

Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *