Takashi Sorimachi’s ‘POISON’ Goes Platinum with 250,000 Downloads — 5ch: ‘Even the baby’s saying You suck!’

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On October 20, 2026, the Recording Industry Association of Japan announced that downloads of Takashi Sorimachi’s single “POISON – In This World Where You Can’t Even Say What You Want to Say” (released July 1998) had surpassed 250,000, earning it Platinum certification. The song served as the theme for the Fuji TV drama “GTO,” which returned this past July as a serialized drama for the first time in 28 years, putting the track back in the spotlight. On 5ch, the discussion centered less on the certification itself than on the song’s reputation as “the track that makes babies stop crying,” with posters speculating it might be due to Sorimachi’s low vocal register, comparing it to the unrelated same-titled “POISON” by Tomoyasu Hotei, and weighing in on how the new “GTO” turned out.

Takashi Sorimachi’s “POISON” Certified Platinum (250,000) for Downloads — Recording Industry Association of Japan

The Recording Industry Association of Japan announced on the 20th that downloads of actor Takashi Sorimachi’s single “POISON – In This World Where You Can’t Even Say What You Want to Say” (released July 1998) had exceeded 250,000, earning it Platinum certification.

The song was released as the theme for the 1998 Fuji TV drama “GTO,” in which Sorimachi starred. This past July, “GTO” was adapted into a serialized drama again for the first time in 28 years, bringing renewed attention to the theme song.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

9AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:35
It's probably easy on the ears precisely because he's not belting it out.
He just keeps going 'ohh-ohh' in that low voice, so the baby goes quiet trying to make it out.
11AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:35
You mean it sounds like what they heard in the womb?
13AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:36
Matsuken Samba stops babies crying better.
15AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:37
Himiko, that popular Shiba Inu, was barking right through this song too.
16AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:38
Hidden gem of his
'Royal Milk Tea'
18AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:39
The baby's crying because this world really is poison.
19AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:39
"Baby, cuff the 12-hour hand with a silver ring"
It's impressive he could come up with lyrics that stylish.
33AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:54
Re: #19
I was thinking 'wow, that's some seriously Yukinojo Mori-esque lyric writing for Sorimachi's POISON' — turns out that's literally the Hotei one lol.
My bad for not reading between the lines.
34AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:54
Re: #19
Professional lyricists really do matter.
22AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:42
Tomoyasu Hotei's 'POISON' calms babies down too.
23AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:44
What about Prodigy's 'Poison,' though?
24AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:45
These days you can say whatever you want so freely that you actually have to be super careful about how you say it.
25AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:45
Poison isn't something you swallow — it's something you spit out. Poison.
26AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:45
Ta-ra-koh, ta-ra-koh, plu-u-ump and juicy, ta-ra-koh (riffing on the famous Tarako Tarako Tarako jingle)
27AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:47
Re: #1
Since GTO flopped,
this is a puff piece to prop up Sorimachi instead.
35AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:54
Re: #27
The TVer numbers weren't bad. Though he was nothing like the original Onizuka.
28AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:47
There was that Tantei! Knight Scoop bit about babies calming down to the Takemoto Piano jingle too.
29AnonymousOct 20, 2026 11:48
If anything, social media — where everyone says whatever they want with zero restraint — is the real poison lol
44AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:05
What happens if you accidentally play Tomoyasu Hotei's 'Poison' to a baby instead?
68AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:25
Re: #44
The baby says 'You suck!'
77AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:34
Re: #44

They'd start dancing, obviously.
50AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:10
Did GTO actually flop?
58AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:18
Re: #50
I thought it was fun, though.
67AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:25
Re: #50
It did well on TVer.
53AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:13
Guess you really can't say what you want to say.
55AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:15
Re: #53
That's probably exactly why it strikes a chord with babies.
79AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:35
I never watched GTO — was it actually good?
82AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:37
Re: #79
It was awesome.
Every single one of the schoolgirl characters was way too cute.
84AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:38
Making bank off a song you wrote decades ago — now that's the dream.
86AnonymousOct 20, 2026 12:40
Re: #84
Sakanaction's 'Yoru no Odoriko' is exactly that — it's still raking in money like crazy.

Background and Talking Points on This Story

The Recording Industry Association of Japan’s download certifications are based on set streaming/download thresholds, and a figure of 250,000 shows that a song released back in 1998 is still being listened to steadily on digital platforms today. As for the “song that makes babies stop crying” phenomenon that dominated the thread, posters floated the theory that it has something to do with Sorimachi’s low, flat vocal delivery — but this isn’t a medically verified claim, just anecdotal lore that’s spread around social media. The title “POISON” is also shared by an unrelated 1996 song Tomoyasu Hotei wrote for TOKIO, and several posts in the thread conflated the two. As for the new “GTO,” while its broadcast ratings were underwhelming, multiple posters noted that its TVer streaming numbers held up well — an easily overlooked sign that the song’s renewed popularity is spreading somewhat independently of how the drama itself was received.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisura Sokuho+) thread “[Music] Takashi Sorimachi’s ‘POISON’ Certified Platinum (250,000) for Downloads — Recording Industry Association of Japan; Trending as the Song That Stops Babies Crying.”

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