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On the night of Friday, October 16, 2026, a poster using the fixed handle “Miyabi” started an “all-reply” thread on 5ch’s “Hayabusa VIP” board, pledging to reply to every single post that came in. The topics sprawled with zero logical connection — Apple’s new CEO making bold, combative statements, news about the upcoming syrup16g album, the typical crowd at Iekei ramen shops, results of a manga character popularity poll, and arranged recipes for instant cup noodles — and “Miyabi” answered every single one without ever breaking character. Along the way, self-deprecating jokes about her own body came up too, and the late-night thread filled up with a nonstop volley of chit-chat and trivia.
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I seriously thought it was Thursday.
Guess that's what happens when you're "shakafu" (slang for someone who can't hold down a normal job/social life) — your sense of the days gets all scrambled.
It's glorious Friday, ssu!
No time to be running an all-reply thread!!!!
Re: #3
Yell that much and you'll blow your voice out, ssu.
Your voice is way too quiiiiet!!!!!!
A nostalgic, legendary gag anime
I like the Season 2 opening better, so here's that one
https://youtu.be/NHxUamLJ3DM?si=mAEfh_amM0SqULxL
Shut up! *WHAP!*
That's the one from Magazine (Weekly Shōnen Magazine), right, ssu
Honestly amazing they managed to keep running that four-panel comic packed wall-to-wall with dirty jokes for as long as they did, ssu
Re: #8
Ah… s-sorry, ssu……
Nostalgic.
Still waiting on an H-manga continuation of this one.
Looks like you've got knees in two different spots.
I'll wake you up with an Earthquake Early Warning alert, ssu!!!!
Re: #10
Miyabi's got two knees, ssu
Not like you old-world humans, ssu!
Hey Miyabi, did that earthquake alert from earlier today ever get a correction notice?
Guess the secret's out on how good the soup is and they've become repeat customers
Those people aren't eating ramen, they're eating information, ssu!
Re: #27
CHRYAAAAAA!!
If it's Apple, swaggering is allowed, ssu
Re: #23
Well… guess Miyabi's the only one who can fill in for them, ssu.
The new CEO calls other companies' foldable phones cheap junk in an interview → then out of nowhere puts up some mysterious page whose only purpose is to insult Chrome
I want them to bring back the "Get a Mac" ads
That's like three times more swagger than I expected, ssu…
Are they feeling invincible or something???
Looks like we're sliding back into the Jobs era — guess they have no interest in playing nice with rivals the way Tim Cook did?
Sibuxiang wasn't in the top ranks of the popularity poll, and it made Miyabi a little sad, ssu
Re: #33
Why should almighty Apple have to fall in line with everyone else, ssu!
Crush 'em! Stomp 'em flat!!
And just talking about it like this makes me want to eat it — that's some scary addictive power.
Yeah, Miyabi's actually a pretty heavy girl, ssu……
……wait, wrong topic, ssu?
Re: #35
If you've already thought "I want to eat it" in your heart, the deed's already done, ssu!
You're only allowed to say "I went and ate it" — past tense!
Honestly, for real, I'd actually buy a Soup-chan cushion if they made one.
It's only the interim results, ssu,
but they weren't anywhere in the published range (top 15), ssu
I really want to believe they at least cracked the top 20, ssu
Re: #38
Edgier is definitely better, ssu
Not like Miyabi's gonna buy one anyway
With syrup16g it's pretty much always one of two directions — either a melodic, introspective solo acoustic number, or the full band blasting out noise like they're giving a speech off the back of a campaign truck, so
Gonna beat 'em senseless, ssu
Re: #43
If that happened with nobody around and no TV or radio, that would genuinely be terrifying, ssu.
Wonder if I'll like it.
Re: #36
Tim Cook toned down the obsessive need for control over products that Jobs had, and chose to focus on selling well instead, so
Wrong person, ssu
I went to bed early yesterday, ssu
Re: #41
That's pretty disrespectful, ssu.
That's like a sauna, ssu
If you listen to both, doesn't it leave you feeling perfectly "totonou" (the blissed-out, balanced state people chase after a proper sauna session), ssu?
Re: #47
My hair buns are heavier than they look, ssu
If I took these off, Miyabi could move three times faster than now, ssu!
Sometimes it's an aggressively arranged track whose second verse kicks off with the lyrics "Spiral staircase, up and down, dazed, third lap — when the whistle blows, run — and finally it's over," followed by a mellow, introspective song that goes "Once in a while I think about an ordinary person's happiness."
Light as a feather (*hup*)
I heard characters like Yōzen are supposedly popular with the female cast in-story, but I refuse to accept ranking below that tier!!
If the wind blows, I'll get swept clean away, ssu
Re: #52
Yang Jian came in… 4th place!
And get this, his master Yuding Zhenren made it to 15th too, ssu
Miyabi loves Yuding — his ending is just too heartbreaking, ssu.
Is there anything else I could add to make it even better?
I'm not Miyabi, but how about throwing in some fish sauce?
Maybe black pepper???
Re: #59
Don't butt in! This is Miyabi's thread, ssu!
Fish sauce, really?! How presumptuous, ssu!
I like him in a lot of ways
Great design too
Can't deny that despite supposedly spying on something of Nuwa's, he slept through basically the whole thing and never actually did anything lol
Princess Ryūkitsu Kōshu is gorgeous
Young, beautiful looks
An ideal setup where you can live without doing a thing
Everyone around treats you with total respect
And on top of that you've got some cute, clever adopted kid
Miyabi doesn't usually look up to manga characters much, ssu,
but if I could be anyone, I'd want to be Taishang Laojun!!! I really would!!!!!
Re: #141
Dying young is the saddest thing of all, ssu
As long as you're alive, there's always a chance for a comeback, no matter what kind of musician you are, ssu
Though sometimes people genuinely do just vanish without a trace, ssu.
syrup16g vanished without a trace for six years, then suddenly held their reunion show at the very same Budokan where they'd held their breakup show. Honestly, that's earned them legendary status.
Typo: you wrote "held the… held the" twice in a row there.
For this kind of popular figure, the real story starts once they hit their so-called "dark period," ssu
You might lose some fans, but it adds a lot of depth, ssu
Re: #147
If breaking up and reuniting is all it takes to become legendary, everyone should just do that, ssu
Honestly, when Miyabi hears stuff like that, it just comes off as kind of lame…
Though of course, for the fans, nothing could make them happier, ssu.
Background and Key Points of This Topic
On the VIP board, there’s a long-standing tradition of posters using a fixed handle (“kotehan”) who declare they’ll “reply to every single post in this thread” and then keep up the back-and-forth deep into the night — the so-called “all-reply” (zenresu) format. Participants, too, care less about the actual substance of the chatter than about enjoying how the character reacts to each topic, so the disjointed mix seen here — appliance-maker gossip, music trivia, ramen-shop lore, popularity-poll results — is typical of how threads in this format usually unfold. It’s also worth noting that the claim in the thread that “Apple’s new CEO trashed other companies’ foldable phones” is simply hearsay from the anonymous poster who wrote it, and hasn’t been verified against any primary source. This is, after all, a chat thread meant to be enjoyed purely for its late-night rhythm and the wit of the exchanges — not an article meant to be taken as a factual record of any individual’s statements.
※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hayabusa VIP) thread “A Fictional Maid Is Doing an All-Reply Thread, Ssu!!! ~Summer’s Passed and, It Seems, Autumn Has Come, Upon the Pure White…~” (the title riffs on a famous classical waka poem about robes drying on Mt. Kagu of Heaven).
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