Late-Night All-Reply Character Chat on 5ch: ‘My Hair Buns Are Heavier Than They Look’

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The story

On the night of Friday, October 16, 2026, a poster using the fixed handle “Miyabi” started an “all-reply” thread on 5ch’s “Hayabusa VIP” board, pledging to reply to every single post that came in. The topics sprawled with zero logical connection — Apple’s new CEO making bold, combative statements, news about the upcoming syrup16g album, the typical crowd at Iekei ramen shops, results of a manga character popularity poll, and arranged recipes for instant cup noodles — and “Miyabi” answered every single one without ever breaking character. Along the way, self-deprecating jokes about her own body came up too, and the late-night thread filled up with a nonstop volley of chit-chat and trivia.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 16, 2026 20:50
Apron-Drying, They Say, Is Heaven's Mount Kagu (artist pen name, riffing on a classical waka poem about robes drying on Mt. Kagu)
X account
@ymmr_mgmr
2AnonymousOct 16, 2026 20:53
Wait, it's Friday already?
I seriously thought it was Thursday.
Guess that's what happens when you're "shakafu" (slang for someone who can't hold down a normal job/social life) — your sense of the days gets all scrambled.
4AnonymousOct 16, 2026 20:55
Re: #2
It's glorious Friday, ssu!
No time to be running an all-reply thread!!!!

Re: #3
Yell that much and you'll blow your voice out, ssu.
3AnonymousOct 16, 2026 20:55
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
6AnonymousOct 16, 2026 20:57
Re: #5
Your voice is way too quiiiiet!!!!!!
7AnonymousOct 16, 2026 20:58
Today's recommendation
A nostalgic, legendary gag anime
I like the Season 2 opening better, so here's that one
https://youtu.be/NHxUamLJ3DM?si=mAEfh_amM0SqULxL
8AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:00
Re: #6
Shut up! *WHAP!*
12AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:04
Re: #7
That's the one from Magazine (Weekly Shōnen Magazine), right, ssu
Honestly amazing they managed to keep running that four-panel comic packed wall-to-wall with dirty jokes for as long as they did, ssu

Re: #8
Ah… s-sorry, ssu……
29AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:21
Re: #7
Nostalgic.
Still waiting on an H-manga continuation of this one.
9AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:01
Guess it's already bedtime, huh
10AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:02
Re: #1
Looks like you've got knees in two different spots.
13AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:06
Re: #9
I'll wake you up with an Earthquake Early Warning alert, ssu!!!!

Re: #10
Miyabi's got two knees, ssu
Not like you old-world humans, ssu!
16AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:07
Re: #13
Hey Miyabi, did that earthquake alert from earlier today ever get a correction notice?
22AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:16
Apple's back to swaggering and talking trash like the old days — are we heading back to the Jobs era?
23AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:16
Matsuda Rina's graduating from the group — what are you gonna do now?
24AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:17
You actually see a fair number of women at Iekei ramen shops
Guess the secret's out on how good the soup is and they've become repeat customers
27AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:20
If an earthquake hits, just punch the ground.
30AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:21
Re: #24
Those people aren't eating ramen, they're eating information, ssu!

Re: #27
CHRYAAAAAA!!
26AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:19
Re: #22
If it's Apple, swaggering is allowed, ssu

Re: #23
Well… guess Miyabi's the only one who can fill in for them, ssu.
28AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:21
Re: #26
The new CEO calls other companies' foldable phones cheap junk in an interview → then out of nowhere puts up some mysterious page whose only purpose is to insult Chrome


I want them to bring back the "Get a Mac" ads
31AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:23
Re: #28
That's like three times more swagger than I expected, ssu…
Are they feeling invincible or something???
32AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:23
Soup-chan ~Autumn Edition~
33AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:24
Re: #31
Looks like we're sliding back into the Jobs era — guess they have no interest in playing nice with rivals the way Tim Cook did?
36AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:26
Re: #32
Sibuxiang wasn't in the top ranks of the popularity poll, and it made Miyabi a little sad, ssu

Re: #33
Why should almighty Apple have to fall in line with everyone else, ssu!
Crush 'em! Stomp 'em flat!!
34AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:26
Isn't this getting kind of heavy?
35AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:26
Re: #30
And just talking about it like this makes me want to eat it — that's some scary addictive power.
39AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:29
Re: #34
Yeah, Miyabi's actually a pretty heavy girl, ssu……
……wait, wrong topic, ssu?

Re: #35
If you've already thought "I want to eat it" in your heart, the deed's already done, ssu!
You're only allowed to say "I went and ate it" — past tense!
37AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:28
So what rank did it get?
Honestly, for real, I'd actually buy a Soup-chan cushion if they made one.
43AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:33
Re: #37
It's only the interim results, ssu,
but they weren't anywhere in the published range (top 15), ssu
I really want to believe they at least cracked the top 20, ssu

Re: #38
Edgier is definitely better, ssu
Not like Miyabi's gonna buy one anyway
45AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:36
Re: #43
With syrup16g it's pretty much always one of two directions — either a melodic, introspective solo acoustic number, or the full band blasting out noise like they're giving a speech off the back of a campaign truck, so
49AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:40
Re: #42
Gonna beat 'em senseless, ssu

Re: #43
If that happened with nobody around and no TV or radio, that would genuinely be terrifying, ssu.
38AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:29
My syrup16g album arrives next week — apparently a lot of the tracks are pretty aggressive.
Wonder if I'll like it.

Re: #36
Tim Cook toned down the obsessive need for control over products that Jobs had, and chose to focus on selling well instead, so
41AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:30
Amazon's telling me my new album order won't arrive on release day — so irritating.
48AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:38
Re: #40
Wrong person, ssu
I went to bed early yesterday, ssu

Re: #41
That's pretty disrespectful, ssu.
47AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:37
Miyabi ← 5'0" / 269 lbs (153cm / 122kg)
53AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:42
Re: #45-46
That's like a sauna, ssu
If you listen to both, doesn't it leave you feeling perfectly "totonou" (the blissed-out, balanced state people chase after a proper sauna session), ssu?

Re: #47
My hair buns are heavier than they look, ssu
If I took these off, Miyabi could move three times faster than now, ssu!
56AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:47
Re: #53
Sometimes it's an aggressively arranged track whose second verse kicks off with the lyrics "Spiral staircase, up and down, dazed, third lap — when the whistle blows, run — and finally it's over," followed by a mellow, introspective song that goes "Once in a while I think about an ordinary person's happiness."
50AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:40
Re: #50
Light as a feather (*hup*)
52AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:42
Not even top 15?!?!
I heard characters like Yōzen are supposedly popular with the female cast in-story, but I refuse to accept ranking below that tier!!
55AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:46
Re: #50
If the wind blows, I'll get swept clean away, ssu

Re: #52
Yang Jian came in… 4th place!
And get this, his master Yuding Zhenren made it to 15th too, ssu
Miyabi loves Yuding — his ending is just too heartbreaking, ssu.
58AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:49
If you add warmed milk, grated cheese, and clams to Seafood Noodle (the instant cup noodle), it's seriously delicious
Is there anything else I could add to make it even better?
59AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:50
Re: #58
I'm not Miyabi, but how about throwing in some fish sauce?
64AnonymousOct 16, 2026 21:54
Re: #58
Maybe black pepper???

Re: #59
Don't butt in! This is Miyabi's thread, ssu!
Fish sauce, really?! How presumptuous, ssu!
139AnonymousOct 16, 2026 23:02
Taishang Laojun's great, huh
I like him in a lot of ways
Great design too
Can't deny that despite supposedly spying on something of Nuwa's, he slept through basically the whole thing and never actually did anything lol
Princess Ryūkitsu Kōshu is gorgeous
146AnonymousOct 16, 2026 23:09
Re: #139
Young, beautiful looks
An ideal setup where you can live without doing a thing
Everyone around treats you with total respect
And on top of that you've got some cute, clever adopted kid

Miyabi doesn't usually look up to manga characters much, ssu,
but if I could be anyone, I'd want to be Taishang Laojun!!! I really would!!!!!

Re: #141
Dying young is the saddest thing of all, ssu
As long as you're alive, there's always a chance for a comeback, no matter what kind of musician you are, ssu
Though sometimes people genuinely do just vanish without a trace, ssu.
147AnonymousOct 16, 2026 23:11
Re: #146
syrup16g vanished without a trace for six years, then suddenly held their reunion show at the very same Budokan where they'd held their breakup show. Honestly, that's earned them legendary status.
152AnonymousOct 16, 2026 23:14
Re: #147
Typo: you wrote "held the… held the" twice in a row there.
153AnonymousOct 16, 2026 23:15
Re: #144
For this kind of popular figure, the real story starts once they hit their so-called "dark period," ssu
You might lose some fans, but it adds a lot of depth, ssu

Re: #147
If breaking up and reuniting is all it takes to become legendary, everyone should just do that, ssu
Honestly, when Miyabi hears stuff like that, it just comes off as kind of lame…
Though of course, for the fans, nothing could make them happier, ssu.

Background and Key Points of This Topic

On the VIP board, there’s a long-standing tradition of posters using a fixed handle (“kotehan”) who declare they’ll “reply to every single post in this thread” and then keep up the back-and-forth deep into the night — the so-called “all-reply” (zenresu) format. Participants, too, care less about the actual substance of the chatter than about enjoying how the character reacts to each topic, so the disjointed mix seen here — appliance-maker gossip, music trivia, ramen-shop lore, popularity-poll results — is typical of how threads in this format usually unfold. It’s also worth noting that the claim in the thread that “Apple’s new CEO trashed other companies’ foldable phones” is simply hearsay from the anonymous poster who wrote it, and hasn’t been verified against any primary source. This is, after all, a chat thread meant to be enjoyed purely for its late-night rhythm and the wit of the exchanges — not an article meant to be taken as a factual record of any individual’s statements.

※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hayabusa VIP) thread “A Fictional Maid Is Doing an All-Reply Thread, Ssu!!! ~Summer’s Passed and, It Seems, Autumn Has Come, Upon the Pure White…~” (the title riffs on a famous classical waka poem about robes drying on Mt. Kagu of Heaven).

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