Shohei Ohtani Hits Go-Ahead Two-Run Homer — 5ch: “Even in a Slump, the Other Team’s Still Scared of Him”

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The story

This is a live-commentary thread from 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyō” (Live Sports Commentary) board, posted the moment Shohei Ohtani crushed a go-ahead two-run homer. Ohtani had been stuck in a batting slump since the start of the postseason, and word was going around that he’d only returned to the lineup “after some kind of personal negotiation” — so the homer landed right as that story was breaking. The thread lit up with celebration, but plenty of cooler heads chimed in too, arguing that “in the postseason, results are all that matter.” Manager Dave Roberts’s comment that he “couldn’t pull Ohtani because the man himself insisted on playing” also became a talking point, fueling debate over the injury rumors and the reasoning behind keeping him in the lineup.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:39
KITAAAA━━━━(°∀°)━━━━!! (classic 5ch hype chant, lit. "it's here!!")
3AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:40
And here the fans are, still rooting for him…
4AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:41
Typical Otani-san

(haven't even watched the game though)
5AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:42
A line drive, huh
That's a sign he's turning it around
43AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:12
Re: #5
More like a wobbly little fly ball he just barely got a piece of, not really a liner
6AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:42
Saw it on the news — he got benched for bad numbers, then came back after some kind of personal talk, right?
Kinda scary
10AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:46
Taguchi said he was hitting the ball well
11AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:47
Ippei!! Get over here, quick!! (Ippei Mizuhara, Ohtani's longtime interpreter)
12AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:47
Fine in the regular season, but in the postseason results are everything
A 'good-looking' out means absolutely nothing
13AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:47
With that huge frame, throwing the ball with power nobody in human history's ever had, sprinting around, swinging the bat full force — it'd be weirder if his body DIDN'T break down
16AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:49
As long as he's out there, just give it your best
36AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:07
Re: #16
The only thing 'out there' is his gut! 🤣w
17AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:50
'His at-bats look fine, so he's turning it around' — I've heard that line about a hundred times now
20AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:52
If they lose today, that's it
Drop the first three games of a series and your elimination odds are basically 98%
22AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:53
The unicorn, turning into a giant panda (Ohtani's nicknamed 'the unicorn' for his rare two-way skills)
25AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:56
The Dodgers really piss me off
They don't bother with the little things like moving runners along — just a swing-for-the-fences team
26AnonymousOct 15, 2026 09:56
Well yeah, sponsors matter more than a three-peat at this point
29AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:00
Wonder if they'll go crying 'catcher's interference' again today……
30AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:01
His knee's messed up so he's just arm-swinging it
No amount of effort is gonna fix that
31AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:01
Roberts: "I talked to Ohtani, but he said he wanted to play, so I couldn't sit him"
32AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:02
*Note: he's playing as a position player while injured
34AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:05
Eh, just wait for the heartwarming documentary this offseason where we finally get all the injury details
35AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:06
OHHHHHHHH OHTANIIIII OHHHHHHHH!!!!
38AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:08
He's gonna hit a homer today and be the hero
44AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:13
Why's he even playing, Amari? You some kind of Ohtani hater?
46AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:14
Is it just me or does Ohtani's face look kinda tense?
Guess he's anxious 'cause he can't hit
Looks almost relieved when he gets hit by a pitch
53AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:26
The Dodgers just let guys reach base but nobody's moving the runners along
Fine if a homer comes, but it's not coming
55AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:29
This reminds me of the Tsutsugo threads
Once these start popping up, it's pretty much over
56AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:31
The Brewers are playing that 'thinking baseball' Ichiro always bragged about — impressive
This is shaping up to be the year everyone finally admits Ichiro was right
65AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:45
Re: #56
Wait, are Chunidora fans who push for 'just hit homers to score' baseball actually insane?
58AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:32
Just give up on this year already.
The Brewers are winning it all for the first time……
61AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:33
If Ohtani sat out, the lineup would actually string hits together
87AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:50
He looks kind of pissed about it
89AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:50
Re: #87
Probably kept his sanity knowing someone else was doing even worse than him
88AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:50
The legacy media's gonna love this one
'Win thanks to Ohtani's walk!'
91AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:51
Re: #88
Yeah, TV news is gonna spin it exactly like that, no joke
99AnonymousOct 15, 2026 10:54
Even a slumping Ohtani clearly has the other team spooked
They keep hitting him or walking him, only throwing to the very edges of the zone
110AnonymousOct 15, 2026 11:09
Re: #99
Pretty sure that pitcher just has bad control lol
Like in Game 2 they straight up challenged him near the middle of the zone and got him out easy lol

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

The backdrop to this thread is that Ohtani’s hitting had been harshly criticized for several games since the start of the postseason, set against the unforgiving postseason standard where “results matter more than individual performance.” Manager Dave Roberts’s remark that he “couldn’t pull Ohtani because the man himself insisted on playing” also got folded into the conversation, repeatedly raising the image of a player who keeps taking the field despite carrying an injury. Where opinions in the thread split was over whether to read this one home run as “a sign he’s turning it around” or “just a lucky result” — disagreement even extended to whether the batted ball was a line drive or just a weak fly ball. There was also pushback against the Dodgers’ “just swing for it” style of baseball, which fed into a renewed appreciation for the Ichiro-era value placed on situational hitting and advancing runners — though it’s worth noting this is likely just emotional venting unique to a win-or-go-home postseason series, not a season-long statistical trend.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyō”) thread “Shohei Ohtani hits go-ahead two-run homer wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

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