Former Switzerland Defender Ramon Vega to Run for FIFA President — 5ch: ‘Use the Psycho Crusher to Wipe Out the Money-Grubbers’

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The story

Reuters reports that Ramon Vega (55), a former Switzerland international defender who also played for Tottenham and Celtic, has signaled his intention to run in next March’s FIFA presidential election. He would be the first genuine challenger to incumbent president Gianni Infantino, who is seeking re-election. Vega had also expressed interest in running in the 2015, 2019, and 2022 elections, but this marks the first time he has actually stepped forward as a real rival candidate. UEFA says it plans to field a candidate by November. On 5ch, discussion focused less on the election itself and more on jokes inspired by the name “Vega” — drawing comparisons to the Street Fighter villain (known as “Vega” in Japan but “M. Bison” overseas) and Sony’s old “WEGA” TV brand — with little substantive debate about the presidential race itself.

Reuters reported on the 7th that Ramon Vega (55), a former Switzerland international defender, has signaled his intention to run in next March’s FIFA presidential election. He is the first candidate to step forward as a rival to incumbent president Gianni Infantino, who is seeking re-election.

During his playing career, Vega played for clubs including Tottenham (England) and Celtic (Scotland). He had also expressed interest in running for FIFA president in the 2015, 2019, and 2022 elections.

UEFA plans to field a candidate by its November deadline. (Kyodo)

Source: sanspo.com / Read the original article here

What people said

2AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:02
Altair's the…

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45AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:19
Re: #2
You're pointing right at the Summer Triangle (Vega and Altair are two of the three stars in that asterism)
4AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:03
No more Psycho Crusher jokes from here on out, got it?
5AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:03
All comes down to the AFC vote
Guessing baldy loses this one lol
10AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:05
Trump will probably step in and get baldy re-elected anyway
11AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:05
There are so many different 'Vega's out there, hard to land a joke on this one
74AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:30
Re: #11
For me it's the watch commercial
18AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:09
Even a warrior needs rest
42AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:18
Re: #18
This one's gonna take a while, I'm afraid……
53AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:22
Re: #18
Da-da-da-dadaaa~
20AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:09
Head Press into Somersault Skull Diver
22AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:10
Re: #8
Freaks me out this was already 33 years ago… anyway, Takeshi really is a monster
27AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:12
Use the Psycho Crusher to wipe out these money-grubbing bastards
28AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:13
If this guy runs, does baldy actually go down?
I'm rooting for him
30AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:14
It's confusing enough already — they should've just kept him as 'Vega' overseas too, campy speech and all
36AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:15
Re: #30
Forget Vega, I'm pretty sure Bison was the real problem here (the two villains' names get swapped between the Japanese and overseas versions)
31AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:14
The evil overlord who actually shows up to the awards ceremony
Vega: 'Where's Ryu?!'
33AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:14
Swiss presidents keep causing problems and now they want us to pick another Swiss guy?
41AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:17
Let's go home. A warrior always returns to the source of life.
44AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:18
Sagat and Balrog: '!? …What about world domination?'
49AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:21
Infantino makes you think Blatter wasn't so bad after all
There's surely no one out there who could make Infantino look good by comparison
50AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:21
Japan's lending out Begatta to help the campaign (Begatta, the mascot of J-League club Vegalta Sendai)
62AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:24
My pride and joy is Admire Vega, the Derby winner (a famous Japanese racehorse)
63AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:25
Gotta be better than that baldy
Though this guy's pretty bald himself
65AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:26
During campaign speeches
He'll probably just stand there with his arms crossed
70AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:28
I loved knocking Vega's Head Press out of the sky with a Tiger Uppercut
72AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:29
Isn't Vega's outfit actually a Japanese Imperial Army uniform from Teito Taisen, not a Nazi uniform?
73AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:30
President Takata: 'Sony's WEGA!' (a famous shopping-channel pitchman known for over-the-top product endorsements)
89AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:58
Re: #73
That distinctive intonation
77AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:32
Sony used to make a TV called the WEGA, right?
Think it was the successor to the Trinitron
78AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:34
Re: #77
Sounds like a blackhead about to pop

Background and talking points

Until now, no serious challenger has emerged in FIFA presidential elections, and Infantino’s re-election has largely been treated as a foregone conclusion. Vega’s announcement is still at the stage of an “intention” reported by Reuters, and he has not yet completed the formal candidacy process. The name “Vega,” heavily used as a joke on the thread, is shared with a villain character from Street Fighter — and because that villain’s name is swapped between the Japanese and overseas versions of the game (Japan’s “Vega” is “M. Bison” abroad, while Japan’s “Bison” goes by a different name overseas), the joke doesn’t quite land for readers unfamiliar with that quirk. There were also sarcastic comments about Infantino and past FIFA presidents being Swiss, but these reflect the actual history of Swiss nationals holding the top job rather than baseless attacks on a nationality. Comments involving baseless conspiracy theories or discriminatory language were excluded from this article.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku+) thread “[Soccer] Vega to Run for FIFA President.”

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