GACKT’s “What’s NISA’s Market Cap? Is Its Dividend Yield 8%?” Remark Sparks Wave of Mockery

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The story

During a livestream, GACKT made a remark about NISA (Japan’s tax-free investment program): “Can you tell me its market cap? Is the dividend yield 8%? There are tons of those out there.” NISA isn’t an individual stock — it’s a system that makes investment gains from small-scale investing tax-free — so terms like “market cap” and “dividend yield” simply don’t apply to it. A clip of the remark was reposted to 5channel’s Nanademo Jikkyo G board, and a wave of replies pointed out the misuse of the terms. At the same time, some replies added genuine explanations of how NISA works and what realistic yields on high-dividend stocks actually look like, keeping the thread from being pure mockery.

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Source: youtu.be / Original clip here

What people said

2AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:21
The idea that 8% dividend yields are everywhere is wild, lol
4AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:21
"NISA's market cap" — never heard that power word before, lmao
7AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:22
He genuinely thinks NISA is some kind of stock lol
9AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:22
Grandpa, maybe don't comment on stuff you don't understand
17AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:24
An 8% yield is junk-bond territory
18AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:24
Grandpa: "Let me buy some Nee-sa!" (mimicking an elderly person mispronouncing "NISA" like it's someone's name)
19AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:24
Isn't it best to just buy an 8%-yield stock through NISA? 🤔
20AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:25
GACKT: "Personally, I'd stack leveraged margin trades on SOXL and SOXS and pull in profits NISA could never touch. Well, whether you can pull that off comes down to talent, I guess."
65AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:39
Re: #20
Leveraging both a long and short position like that is pointless
74AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:42
Re: #20
Wait, can't you buy stuff like SOXL inside a NISA account?
21AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:25
Maybe a bank in Vietnam or somewhere could give you around 8%
23AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:25
Forget not knowing what NISA is — thinking 8% dividend yields are everywhere is the real problem here
26AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:26
"I don't even want to invest in NISA"

This stopped making sense a while ago, lol
It's "invest through NISA," not "invest in NISA"
29AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:28
Does he think NISA is some kind of stock ticker?
30AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:28
Why does this guy keep exposing his ignorance in everyday life?
He came off so sharp on shows like Kakuzuke Check (the New Year's special where celebrities spot real luxury goods from fakes) and as a stage actor, but saying stuff like this is going to wear that sharpness thin
31AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:28
Is he trying to talk about "Orican" (the All Country index fund)?
50AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:33
Re: #31
An 8% dividend yield on Orican? That'd be insane, lol
60AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:37
Re: #31
Sure, part of Orican (which tracks the ACWI index) does come from company dividends, but that's under 2%
Most of the rise in Orican/ACWI's net asset value comes from share price gains, not reinvested dividends
32AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:29
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2103774477733740544/vid/avc1/2080×1170/VIB_8DY8ZiH55ZiS.mp4?tag=29

GACKT: "Out of 100 people, how many do you think could actually answer that? lol 😏"

I love this part
37AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:30
Re: #32
You're the dangerous one here
58AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:36
Re: #32
That boomerang didn't just come back, it's made like three round trips
106AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:53
Re: #32
Classic Gakkun (GACKT's nickname)
Telling it like it is, so cool lol
35AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:29
He should've just said something like "I don't need NISA, I make 30 million yen a day anyway" — that's way more his character
36AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:30
Nobody could answer that 😖 As expected of Gakuto
40AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:31
What the heck are NISA's "leading stocks" supposed to be, seriously lol
44AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:31
NISA is just a tax-exemption system… so what exactly would its "market cap" or "dividend yield" even be?
82AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:44
Anyone claiming there's no way 8% yields exist is just as clueless as Gakuto
87AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:47
Re: #82
If 8% dividend yields were really everywhere, that'd be amazing
93AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:48
Even JT, famous for high dividends, only yields around 5%
101AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:51
Re: #93
It used to be around 7%, but the stock price has climbed so much the yield isn't even 5% anymore
The payout ratio itself hasn't changed, and sales have grown steadily too (mainly in Russia and Ukraine), but it got so popular the share price shot way up
107AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:53
If there really were an 8% yield out there, everyone would be piling into it
109AnonymousSep 29, 2026 07:55
Re: #107
Most high-yield cases are actually just stocks that crashed, which pushed the yield up on its own

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

NISA (Nippon Individual Savings Account) is a tax-free “system” for stock and mutual-fund gains and dividends up to a certain amount — it is not an individual stock or product. That’s why phrases like “NISA’s market cap” or “NISA’s dividend yield” describe something that doesn’t actually exist. Much of the thread’s criticism centered on this basic misunderstanding. As for the 8% dividend-yield claim, commenters noted — citing specific stock names — that even JT, known as a high-dividend stock, currently yields only around 5%, making it hard to say 8%-plus yields are “everywhere.” It was also pointed out that for index funds like Orican (an All Country fund), most of the rise in net asset value comes from share-price appreciation rather than dividends, so yield alone doesn’t tell the whole story. While much of the thread was amused by the factual errors in the remark, some replies offered accurate explanations of the terminology, keeping the discussion from being pure personal mockery.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] GACKT: “Can you tell me NISA’s market cap? Is the dividend yield 8%? There’s tons of those”.”

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