“Hakata University” (tentative name), planned for Fukuoka City’s Hakata Ward, had already delayed its opening by a year — from April 2026 to April 2027 — but the preparatory committee has now announced it is abandoning the establishment plan altogether.
The thread lit up with jokes about the fictional “Nakasu University of Industry,” alongside genuine worry about what happens to the campus buildings already built and the faculty already recruited, plus a side conversation about the pattern of university names getting more prestigious the bigger the place name attached to them.
Hakata University Abandons Establishment Plan — Had Targeted an April 2027 Opening, but Falls Through Amid Declining 18-Year-Old Population
August 20, 2026, 15:00
It has come to light that the Hakata University Founding Preparatory Committee (a general incorporated association based in Hakata Ward, Fukuoka City; Representative Director Takayuki Abiru), which had been planning to open Hakata University (tentative name) in Fukuoka City’s Hakata Ward, has abandoned the plan to establish the university. The committee announced the decision on its official website. Hakata University had originally been scheduled to open in April 2026, then pushed preparations back a year to target April 2027 instead — but the university will now not open at all.
Source: data-max.co.jp / Original article here
First, let's start with a review of factoring polynomials.
Class is starting.
Today's lesson: how to use "Chappy" (slang for ChatGPT).
Where's Nakasu University already?
There's also Fukuoka Tenjin University, you know.
So it's the reverse of the usual rule — the bigger the place name, the higher the prestige?
Tohoku University > Miyagi University > Sendai University follows this too.
If anything, this seems like a field where you'd get to put AI to heavy use.
That's Nakasu University of Industry you're thinking of.
Is Professor Morita still alive?
When you say "Nakasu industry," you mean the sex industry!
Fieldwork there is wildly popular lol
Professor: "Alright, let's go ahead and set up your ChatGPT accounts."
Student: "What's a 'first name'?"
Some badly-located university in Fukuoka will probably buy it up.
What happens to all the faculty they recruited?
Fired?
"The whole city of Hakata is your campus!!"
So what, lol. Is it a theme park?
Well, the "campus" is really just a building — no quad, no student hall — so I guess the idea was to use the city of Hakata itself as your campus.
the bigger the region in the name, the more prestigious it gets.
Guess that makes Seijo University top-tier then (ironic, since "Seijo" is just a small Tokyo neighborhood — the opposite of the pattern).
University of Tokyo → Nihon ("Japan") University → Asia University → International Pacific University (ranked from most to least prestigious, even though the names cover ever-bigger territory — so much for that theory)
saw a commercial for some university I'd never heard of, either just opened or about to open.
Wonder if they'll actually get students.
This whole university-naming obsession is basically a sickness at this point.
There's a lot of inflow from Kyushu and Yamaguchi, so it probably won't plateau for a while, right?
Heard it's fine until 2035,
but after that it's a declining trend.
*This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Fukuoka] Hakata University (Faculty of Data Science, Department of Data Science) Abandons Establishment Plan — Delayed from April 2026 to April 2027, but Falls Through Amid Declining 18-Year-Old Population and Other Factors“.
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