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The story
On 5channel’s Newssoku VIP board, there’s a famous recurring thread featuring a character in a sumo wrestler costume, ⊂(´･ω･`)⊃, who faithfully chants “dosukoi!” (a traditional sumo kiai/chant) at every post. This day was no exception: under the banner of “training,” the character dutifully responded to every single ASCII-art post and photoshopped image with its trademark cheer. Along the way the thread wandered into late-night chatter about chanko nabe (the hearty stew sumo wrestlers eat) and a manga-recommendation showdown, and the thread’s familiar emoticon regulars comforted a poster who said they’d been hit with unkind words in another thread. There’s no real argument or conflict here — it’s simply a snapshot of the easygoing atmosphere that late-night VIP threads run on.
What people said
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ A stablemaster's duty, dosukoi!
／;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ヽ
/;;;;;;;;;;/´｀´｀´｀´ ヾ
/;;;;;;;;／ ／ ＼ ヽ
／;;;;;;;;;| （●） ,（●） |＼
ヽ;;;;;(6 ､_! |;;ノ
>ー| ‘ｰ三-‘ l-‘
／ ヽ /＼
/ ｀ー——一’ ヽ
/ ｙ ｔ ヽ
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⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Yaruoyama-zeki, dosukoi! (a sumo-style ring name pun on the AA character Yaruo)
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Still grinding through training, dosukoi!
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Bumping drills, dosukoi! (butsukari-geiko: a sumo exercise of repeatedly charging a training partner)
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Things are heating up, dosukoi!
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Greedy, dosukoi!
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Gonna stir up a storm in the sumo world, dosukoi!
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Looking forward to when training's done, dosukoi!
(・ω・)
／ ヽ*squeak squeak*
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／ ＼⌒) (_ノ＼＼
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Λ__Λ
(・∀・)
|￣￣￣￣￣￣| *thud*
_0 Out of material! 0
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⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Training's still got a long way to go, dosukoi!
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Me neither, dosukoi!
(´・∀・｀) Heading out a bit ahead of you all, dosukoi
つ🍶と
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Evening drink, dosukoi!
⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Can't be helped, dosukoi!
つ🥃🐷🍲と Got some tonjiru (pork miso soup) to keep with the chanko spirit, but training had already ended by the time I got here
(´･ω,･`) Once training's done, it's chanko time
つ🍲🥢と
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀,･᷆ ₎ა Much obliged! ("gottsuan desu" — a sumo wrestler's way of saying thanks)
つ🥣と
(´･ω･`)っ🍅 Here, have a tomato
Re: #103
🍗(●´･ω･)🥃 There's seconds of that "furisode" fried chicken too (a wing cut named for resembling a furisode kimono sleeve), so eat plenty
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა Anyone who throws around words like that so easily doesn't mean it — no weight behind it, so just ignore 'em, 'kay
(´･ω･`) Oh! It's Fuwa-san! I get told that a lot too!
(´･ω･`) Go read all of Kochikame (the long-running manga series)
Go read Kengan Ashura, Kengan Omega, and Isshou Senkin
(´･ω･`) Guess I'll just read Cooking Papa instead…
つ📱と
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀,･᷆ ₎ა Eating rice crackers to refresh!
つ🍘と
(´･ω･`) It got taken from me!
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა Alright! Gonna sleep before the date changes!
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／ └-(＿＿＿_／
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*moo moo moo*
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
(´･ω･`) I'm gonna sleep too
l⌒O⌒O⌒l
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Background and Key Points
On Newssoku VIP, threads where a fixed AA character camps out and keeps reacting to every post are a recurring format, and this time’s “Mambo Room” is one of them — its defining feature is ⊂(´･ω･`)⊃, dressed in a sumo costume, tacking a “dosukoi” onto every single post it responds to. The line where a poster says they were told to “d*e” didn’t happen in this thread itself — it’s a report the poster brought in about an insult received in a different thread, and it’s easy to misread it as trouble happening here, when really the regulars are just comforting them. There’s no incident or conflict going on; it’s simply a faithful record of the loose mix of chit-chat and mutual encouragement that late-night VIP threads run on.
※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Newssoku VIP) thread “⊂(´･ω･`)⊃ Dosukoi! Mambo Room.”
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