Matsuko Says She’s Team Single-Ply Toilet Paper, and Her Reason Is Crystal Clear: “Double-Ply Just Doesn’t Feel Like You’ve Wiped”

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During a live appearance on “5-ji ni Muchuu!”, Matsuko Deluxe declared herself firmly “Team Single-Ply” when it comes to toilet paper, explaining, “I don’t buy the expensive stuff — I buy the cheapest one there is.” The remark sparked a 5channel thread where opinions split over which is more economical and easier to wipe with, single-ply or double-ply. Some argued that if you fold it up, there’s no real difference either way; others insisted single-ply makes it easier to control how much you use and cuts down on waste, while still others countered that without double-ply, it just doesn’t feel like you’ve properly wiped. The discussion even branched into claims of a regional divide, with single-ply reportedly selling better in western Japan and double-ply in eastern Japan.

9/14 (Mon) 18:04

Matsuko Deluxe appeared live on TOKYO MX’s “5-ji ni Muchuu!” (weekdays at 5pm) on the 14th as the Monday commentator, and revealed that she’s on Team Single-Ply for toilet paper.

The show got lively over the topic of toilet paper. Matsuko insisted, “Me, I’m single-ply. Definitely single-ply,” before adding, “I don’t buy the expensive stuff either — I buy the cheapest one.”

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:29
Huh?
Single-ply gets poop on your hand though
4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:29
Don't bring up curry while I'm eating a turd (a twist on the classic 2ch line "don't talk about poop while you're eating curry")
6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:30
Double-ply runs out faster, you know
11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:31
The rolls these days don't even have a cardboard core,
so it's a real head-scratcher figuring out how to use it down to the last bit
12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
I roll single-ply up and jam it right into my crack to wipe, so no poop ever gets on my fingers~
Double-ply ends up pulling out the same length as single-ply anyway, so it's a waste — pass
13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
With single-ply your finger's basically guaranteed to end up in your butthole
14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
If you fold it before wiping, aren't they basically the same? With double-ply you only need to tear off half the length of single-ply
18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
What's with all these pointless threads on the entertainment/sports board?
19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:34
If you've got hemorrhoids, it's gotta be double-ply
20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:35
Forget that!
Once you're past 50, silent farts get scary.
I swear something solid's gonna slip out one of these days — genuinely terrified
24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
There's always that one guy spinning the roll for like 20 seconds lol
That's gonna clog the toilet
36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
Re: #24
Feels like Tsuji-chan used about that much
Just a hunch (referring to a well-known TV personality)
25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
Whether it's single or double, don't you fold it up to your preferred thickness before wiping?
Are you seriously wiping with just one thin sheet of single-ply? lol
28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:37
Re: #25
If you're a bit loose and there's extra moisture, doesn't your finger poke right through before you know it? lol
31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
Rough, scratchy single-ply is the pinnacle
My back door won't settle for anything less ("kikumon," literally "chrysanthemum gate," is slang for the anus)
39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
Re: #31
Sounds like it'd be seriously discolored down there
32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
Are they seriously going to turn every single one of this guy's preferences into a news article?
33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
Soft double-ply tears and you get poop on your finger
37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
The manual for water-saving toilets these days
actually recommends single-ply
38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:39
I go single-ply because I like spinning off a huge wad of it
41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:40
There's double-ply out there that feels just like single-ply and I really hate it
Double-ply should just standardize on that thick, fluffy texture
42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:41
You end up layering it to wipe anyway, so factoring in the hassle, double-ply's fine by me
Two sheets of double-ply is probably about equal to three sheets of single-ply
43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:41
Bits of torn paper ball up and get tangled in my butt hair
48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:45
Re: #1
When you only need a little, double-ply tends to end up bulkier
49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:45
I just pat the water off my butt, so I only use two double-ply squares
50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:46
By the way, what kind of custom-made bidet toilet does she even use?
52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
Didn't some American university publish research on this?
Apparently for the same effect, single-ply lasts about 1.5 times longer
53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
Thing is, with single-ply you end up using more of it
54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
Double-ply clogs easily
Between the thickness and being able to control the total amount you use, single-ply wins
55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:47
Do double-ply people not use a bidet or something?
59AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:50
Re: #55
Apparently single-ply sells more in western Japan and double-ply in eastern Japan
85AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:59
Re: #55
No way I could go without a bidet

Background and Talking Points

The single-ply vs. double-ply preference isn’t just a matter of individual taste — it’s often discussed as a divide shaped by region and generation. In the thread, too, opinions clashed between those who prioritize the “feeling of having actually wiped” and those who value the economy of using less paper, and no clear consensus emerged on which is “correct.” Some pointed out that, depending on how you fold it, usage ends up about the same either way, suggesting the issue can’t really be reduced to a simple either/or. Worth noting: the actual thread also contained plenty of posts poking fun at Matsuko’s body type and bathroom habits, but since that’s separate from the practical discussion of choosing toilet paper that sparked the topic, it’s been left out of this article.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Matsuko Says She’s Team Single-Ply Toilet Paper, and Her Reason Is Crystal Clear: “Double-Ply Just Doesn’t Feel Like You’ve Wiped”.”

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