Favorite Restaurant Closed, So He Went to Hama-zushi Instead — 5ch Says ‘Just Lick the Soy Sauce’

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The story

The poster originally planned to visit a Lanzhou beef noodle restaurant, but found it closed when he arrived. As a fallback, he settled on Hama-zushi, a conveyor-belt sushi chain, and started live-posting from the spot in a thread. Responding to requests from fellow thread readers, he ordered one dish after another — negitoro (minced fatty tuna), salt-seasoned pork belly, nozawana (pickled turnip greens) gunkan rolls, mallard duck nigiri, fresh whitebait, and “wasa-Venus” (a wasabi-topped roll) — posting photos as he went. Beyond the food itself, the thread also debated whether it’s appropriate for a lone diner to visit a chain known for family customers, and noted that the character voicing the in-store announcements had changed.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
Made it!
2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
The Lanzhou beef noodle place I wanted to go to was closed, dammit

3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
Starting off with negitoro
9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:57
Re: #3
Okay lol
4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
What should I order?
7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:57
Salt pork belly!
27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:01
Re: #7
No way they've got that lol


Oh wait, they actually do lmao
8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:57
So you went with Hama-zushi huh
Guess you'll just have to lick the soy sauce then (a jab meaning "make do with less")
17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:59
Re: #8
Soy sauce lick incoming

16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:59
If you're going for sushi, go somewhere a bit nicer than Hama-zushi
Why's a middle-aged guy going there solo when he's not even got a family in tow
41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:05
Re: #16
Sounds like someone who'd lose it with envy just looking at an AEON mall food court
95AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
Re: #16
It's a nice little treat, that's the whole point
Kinda like going to a fancy public bathhouse
20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:00
Woohoo~
26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:01
Re: #20
Hold on, where's the anka? (the reply-number order request)
24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:00
That's just cheap negitoro loaded with vegetable oil, typical for conveyor-belt sushi
32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:02
Re: #24
Honestly the texture wasn't great lol
But that's the point — it's only 100 yen
29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:02
Re: #12
I really wanted to go for Lanzhou beef noodles 😢
But it was closed, so Hama-zushi was my backup plan 🤗
33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:02
Re: #29
If you're gonna start a sushi thread, take the anka requests properly
34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:03
Re: #31
That looks amazing
38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:04
Salt pork belly doesn't show its true potential without grated daikon
42AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:05
Re: #38
You could've told me that beforehand lol
But it's still tasty
55AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:08
Eat the nozawana gunkan roll
56AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:09
Re: #55
Done and done lol
60AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
Re: #56
Every time I go, I eat that
58AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:09
Did you have the mallard duck nigiri?
That one's the best by far
63AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
Re: #58
Honestly curious about that one
76AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:12
Not gonna lie, I'm curious about this one too
Fresh whitebait
86AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:13
Is Hama-zushi still using Tanjiro's voice for announcements?
92AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
Re: #86
You can switch it to "Empress Ogata" (fans' nickname for voice actress Megumi Ogata)
93AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
Re: #86
Can't hear the voice at all
94AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
Re: #86
You can pick something other than Tanjiro
Apparently it's Shinji now
88AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
Re: #80
WAAAAAAAAH
I love you guys 💋💋😘
91AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
Nozawana
Honestly underestimated this one, but it's good
99AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
Re: #91
What's the seasoning like?
105AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:16
Re: #100
Okay lol
107AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:17
Whitebait's here~
108AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:18
Wasa-Venus (wasabi-topped roll)
120AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:20
French fries
124AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:21
Re: #120
Okay
134AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:24
Re: #130
Okay
143AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:26
Hearing that the Chiikawa collab was cancelled and a 10% discount kicked in, a Kenmomen (poster from 5ch's "Kenmo" news board) rushed straight to Kura Sushi

He carelessly posted a photo showing the order tablet's QR code, and tragedy begins

Other Kenmomen start ordering on their own

Corn hell

In the end he finished all 5,425 yen worth without leaving anything, giving the Kenmomen crowd quite the show

Background and Talking Points

In recent years, it’s become standard practice for conveyor-belt sushi chains to temporarily switch their in-store ordering announcements to anime character voices, and Hama-zushi is one of them. In the thread, posters mentioned the voice had changed from Tanjiro to another character, showing that these voice campaigns remain a recurring talking point among customers. On 5ch, “live-report threads” have also settled into a recognizable format, where the original poster reports from the scene while taking order requests — called “anka” — from other readers; the comment telling the poster to “do the anka properly” reflects this established custom. What sets this kind of thread apart is that it’s not just a string of food photos but an interactive exchange with reader participation — at first glance it might look like a simple meal report, but it’s actually two-way content rooted in message-board culture. The divided reactions to a lone diner visiting a chain known for family customers also show how conveyor-belt sushi is perceived very differently depending on generation and individual — anywhere from a “casual little treat” to something “a bit sad.”

*This article is compiled and summarized from excerpts of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Made It to “Hama-zushi” lol.”

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