Ohtani’s ‘*He is…’ Meme Spreads to American Forums

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On 5ch’s “NanJ” sports board, a report that the mocking “*He is…” meme — used to needle Shohei Ohtani over his slump — had finally spread to American forums as well became a hot topic. The thread discussed how auto-translation features on social media now carry Japanese posts over to English-speaking readers, and how American fans have done a complete about-face over Ohtani’s postseason batting slump, with reactions split between those defending him and those resigned to saying “it can’t be helped.”

What people said

3AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:26
*He is a pitcher currently on rehab assignment
5AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:27
*As pitching stats go, that's plenty good

Saw that one on Reddit too
83AnonymousOct 15, 2026 08:13
Re: #5
LMAO he's getting absolutely clowned on
6AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:27
So NanJ memes have finally crossed the ocean, huh
9AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:28
America's new toy
38AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:45
Re: #9 is just OP replying to themselves (classic samefagging)
12AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:29
Just like Reddit posts sometimes become a topic on NanJ, I guess NanJ posts sometimes become a topic on Reddit too
Taiwanese NanJ posters' comments get talked about here sometimes too, after all
23AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:36
Re: #12
Ever since Twitter got auto-translate, Japanese posts get auto-translated into English over there, so it's become a normal topic now
14AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:30
Well, over there they flip-flop so hard their palms practically twist off, so it can't be helped
16AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:34
*His rehab will never end
17AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:34
He's fully entered the stage where he gets bashed no matter what he does, lol
18AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:35
*He is raising his beloved dog and his child
19AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:35
Pro athletes live and die by results, it's brutal
The numbers don't lie
20AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:35
*He's still owed ¥70 billion (~$460M) over the remaining 7 years of his deal
22AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:36
*His favorite food is hot dogs
25AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:37


Well, if you eat 19 onigiri (rice balls), of course you end up like that
54AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:59
Re: #25
LOL his muscles have shriveled up
26AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:37
He's a DH-only player batting .150
27AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:37
Even if he were pitching, his stats would still be terrible, as always
Even an NPB Central League pitcher (a league with no DH, where pitchers bat) would hit a little better than this
28AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:38
Will Smith's postseason has been worse, so why is Ohtani the only one getting bashed?
During the regular season he was in an MVP race with PCA (Pete Crow-Armstrong), so of course he couldn't afford to go on the IL
People are forcing the hate way too hard here
29AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:40
Re: #28
He doesn't even play defense, so if he can't hit, of course he's gonna get bashed
33AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:41
Re: #28
High salary, DH-only
Smith's on a bargain contract, and he's a catcher on top of that
34AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:41
Re: #28
Isn't he getting bashed even more than Ohtani over in America? Dunno though
In Japan, nobody but the most hardcore fanboy would defend him with 'at least he's better than Will Smith!'
30AnonymousOct 15, 2026 07:40
https://tadaup.jp/Aoeph10c.webp

*He's a two-way player (his signature "nito-ryu" title) even when it comes to rice balls
58AnonymousOct 15, 2026 08:00
Re: #3
Then hurry up and go rehab on the IL already
65AnonymousOct 15, 2026 08:03
Re: #60
oh miss spell
76AnonymousOct 15, 2026 08:09
Re: #65
Haven't seen this bit in a while
93AnonymousOct 15, 2026 08:29
Re: #1
https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/kinisoku/imgs/c/b/cb929bbe.jpg

American favorability survey: Japan ranks #1
97AnonymousOct 15, 2026 08:31
The Dodgers are still winning the pennant while carrying a dead bat like an NPB Central League pitcher (a league with no DH, so pitchers who can't hit must bat anyway) in the lineup — that's nuts in itself
If SoftBank tried pulling the same thing, there's no way they'd manage it
101AnonymousOct 15, 2026 08:36
Re: #97
Honestly, the current SoftBank squad could probably pull that off with room to spare

Background and Key Points of the Discussion

The “*He is…” format is a familiar rhetorical device on NanJ-style boards — flatly listing a player’s accomplishments while loading them with irony — and what’s drawing attention this time is that it has spread all the way to English-language forums like Reddit. Behind this is the fact that X’s (formerly Twitter) auto-translate feature now lets Japanese posts flow directly to English-speaking readers, making it easier for internet memes to cross the language barrier. The thread also buzzed about how Ohtani — praised as an MVP candidate as recently as last year — has suddenly become a target of criticism following his batting slump in this year’s postseason. This isn’t really about one specific player; it reflects the psychology of fandom in a results-only sporting world, where praise and criticism can swing to extremes.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (NanJ) thread “[Sad News] Shohei Ohtani Finally Gets Played With the “*He is…” Meme Even in America….”

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