Kannagi Maro Coaches Rosy Chronicle’s Uemura Hazumi — 5ch: “Vocally, At Least, She’s Got the Goods”

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The story

In a Hello! Project-related thread, a video of Kannagi Maro coaching Rosy Chronicle’s Uemura Hazumi became a hot topic. The spark was an announcement for next week’s “IDOL BATTLE ALIVE 2026” stream, featuring nine groups including SKE48, NBM48, and Maneki Kecha, with OCHA NORMA making a special guest appearance. In the thread, comments split between those praising Maro’s skill — noting her vocals outclass even current Hello! Project members — and those puzzled by an outsider from a different scene getting involved in coaching.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:08
IDOL BATTLE ALIVE 2026
ps://youtu.be/wD_HXHGEXlM?si=kp85ED_yk78ViIgk
Streaming next week, by the way
3AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:10
This is gonna set the comments section on fire
4AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:12
Bet some Rosy Chronicle girl cried from Kanyon's no-nonsense coaching ("Kanyon" — nickname for Kannagi Maro)
5AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:13
Wait, are they seriously gonna have Hassy sing the key solo part?
7AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:13
If anyone's getting handed the key solo, it's gotta be Soma
8AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:14
Contamination, nyon~ (mimicking Maro's trademark "nyon" speech tic)
9AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:14
Maybe this is exactly why she ended up on the idols' side?
10AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:16
Maro's useful if it's just about vocals.
Just vocals, though.
11AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:16
Hazumi-chan! ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ
12AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:17
The instructor's the cutest one in the room
13AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:17
Only one of them isn't holding a mic, so is she dance-only?
14AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:18
The following 9 groups are competing:
SKE48
NBM48
Oishii Aimai (lit. "Delicious Ambiguity")
Pixel Ribbon
Maneki Kecha
#MoooVE!
RE-GE
Ringwanderung
Rosy Chronicle

Special guest appearance [2025 Champion Act]: OCHA NORMA
15AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:19
Still raw, half-baked, runny dancing, nyon~
16AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:19
Maro: "A milk gimmick character? You should drop that."
Maro: "I mean, I used to be 'Cinderella reincarnated' myself, y'know"
18AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:20
Getting notes from a former S/mileage member has gotta feel amazing
21AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:25
Being coached by a legend — what an honor
27AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:29
Wonder if even current ANGERME members have ever actually met Maro
28AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:30
Feels like she's about to get stuck with a tattoo that looks like a kid's doodle lol
30AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:32
She's about to get the Hello! Pro Kenshuusei chronicle etched straight into her
35AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:38
A bit where 🥛 dumps 🥛 all over Maro would work too (🥛 = nickname for the group's "milk"-themed members)
36AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:39
Knowing Maro's personality, she doesn't seem like the type to rank people
38AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:40
Rosy Chronicle's members were literal babies back when Maro was active
39AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:42
If the Rosy Chronicle milk girl 🥛 goes full dark-side, I'm watching
40AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:44
Maro, Lady Producer: "Did you actually practice?"
44AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:50
Re: #40
Probably tacked on an opener like "wow, you really can't do this at all, huh" first
42AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:46
If Rosy Chronicle inherited S/mileage's songs, they'd probably actually sell
Sounds like ANGERME doesn't even want to sing them anyway
45AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:51
On vocals, nobody in Rosy Chronicle beats Maro, so just coach the whole group already
46AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:52
Isn't the key part supposed to go to each group's ace?
Is Uemura really the right call?
47AnonymousOct 14, 2026 20:56
Uemura's been learning by watching names even bigger than Fukuda live on Dance Gakuen
51AnonymousOct 14, 2026 21:00
Did Rosy Chronicle even have a vocal specialist…?
58AnonymousOct 14, 2026 21:21
Re: #51
Don't forget Somayume (fan nickname pairing Soma and Yume)
52AnonymousOct 14, 2026 21:07
Dance aside, you could count on one hand the current Hello! Project members who beat Maro at singing
54AnonymousOct 14, 2026 21:10
I don't think Maro's the type to ever call out Hello! Project
55AnonymousOct 14, 2026 21:13
59AnonymousOct 14, 2026 21:22
Be honest, is Hassy's dancing actually even that good?

Background and Key Points of This Topic

Kannagi Maro is a former member of S/mileage (now ANGERME), known for her strong vocals. The topic kicked off with the announcement of next week’s “IDOL BATTLE ALIVE 2026” stream — a big event featuring nine groups including SKE48, Maneki Kecha, and Pixel Ribbon, with OCHA NORMA appearing as a special guest — when footage surfaced of Rosy Chronicle’s Uemura Hazumi being coached by Maro as part of the lineup. What split opinion in the thread wasn’t Maro’s own skill, but her position: a Hello! Project alum now on the outside, stepping in to coach a member of a different group. While many welcomed the vocal and dance coaching itself, others worried about its effect on each group’s distinct character — making this thread notable for not being a uniform “how nice that a great senior is teaching her” reaction.

*This article is an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Kannagi Maro Coaches Rosy Chronicle’s Uemura Hazumi.”

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