Katsu Curry Shop Owner Claps Back at a ★3 Tabelog Review with a Poem, Sparks 5ch Frenzy

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The story

A post opening with “We recently received quite a harsh review on Tabelog” — which names the exact visit date and, in poem-like prose, calls on the customer to “come back someday” — has become a hot topic on 5ch’s Livegalileo board. The shop believed to be behind the post is “Niban-tei,” known for its katsu curry (2,299 yen, tax included). The thread spiraled into debate over the restaurant’s policy of serving the pork cutlet uncut, complaints about the meat’s smell, and even whether katsu and curry really belong together at all.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:53
We recently got a pretty harsh review on Tabelog.
I remember this customer clearly.
Dinner on Friday, October 9th, right?
2AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:54
Of course, as they so politely stated in the review, they might never come back.

That's fine by me.

'I don't think I'll be returning.'

Notice how even they hedged with 'I think.'

Living and dying by today's reviews, coughing up blood, I'll keep building tomorrow's worth.

Someday I'll make them write, 'I swore I'd never go back, but somehow I ended up there again.'

All the frustration, all the anger — it all goes into the curry.

That's Niban-tei's secret ingredient.

Japanese curry still has more to give.

17AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:59
Re: #2
You really need to cut the cutlet.
24AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:02
Re: #2
Giving this ★3 is actually a pretty generous score.
3AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:55
Tabelog scores rarely go above 3.5 even for great places, so a 3 is basically a high rating, no?
8AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:56
Re: #3
Facts. A 3.5 already puts you in the top few percent, so it's not low at all.
4AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:56
Honestly, katsu and curry don't even go together that well in the first place.
97AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:43
Re: #4
Agreed. The best pairing for curry is a crab cream croquette.
5AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:56
Yeah, I think they should cut the cutlet too. Think about the person eating it.
9AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:56
You don't even need the egg or extra meat — sliced katsu and some red fukujinzuke pickles (a common curry condiment) would already make it great.
11AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:57
Say the same guy's curry suddenly got shockingly better — wouldn't that just mean what he was originally serving was pretty lacking?
12AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:57
2,299 yen for curry is way too expensive.
14AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:58
Serving the cutlet uncut alone should be a -2.
16AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:59
Guess they're not a customer anymore — calling them 'this person.'
20AnonymousOct 12, 2026 19:59
If they'd just cut the cutlet, this could've scored well.
91AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:38
Re: #20
The meat's basically rotten, so the rating itself is being way too generous.
22AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:00
What's that stuff sandwiched between the rice and the cutlet?
28AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:04
There's too many complaints — just drop the cutlet entirely.
29AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:06
They're charging money but writing like they're still an apprentice in training.
32AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:07
Because of the egg, it just looks like a NamuG-poster's face to me (a meme face associated with the 2ch/5ch sports board).
35AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:08
If the meat in the curry smells and it's over 2,000 yen, ★2 feels about right.
37AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:08
Why isn't the cutlet cut? Were they trying to say it's so tender you can cut it with just chopsticks or a spoon?
40AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:10
Re: #37
Probably just that cutting it made it hard to arrange nicely on top of the rice, or something like that.
47AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:13
Re: #40
Fair enough. But anyone who wants katsu curry is definitely going to dunk the cutlet straight into the curry anyway, so what's the point of keeping it perched up on the rice?
51AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:15
Re: #47
Some people eat the katsu in katsu curry with sauce on it instead, you know.
81AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:31
Seems like not cutting it is basically their policy.
84AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:33
Re: #81
What's with the name?
86AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:35
Re: #81
The name alone is a -2. So 3 is basically the max score.
115AnonymousOct 12, 2026 21:04
Re: #81
So the smelly meat turns out to be kakuni (braised pork belly)? For it to still smell even after going into curry, that's saying something.
87AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:35
This is what katsu curry should look like.
88AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:36
Re: #87
I'd rather eat this one.
94AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:41
Would you really want to pay 3,000 yen for food from a place like this?

102AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:51
Re: #94
Was this a ramen shop before? Looks like they're just using the old setup as-is.
99AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:48
Lol you guys are brutal about this cutlet-cutting thing.
103AnonymousOct 12, 2026 20:52
Re: #99
Of course people get mad when food comes out with zero thought for the person eating it.
113AnonymousOct 12, 2026 21:01
Does a katsu curry that perfectly harmonizes tonkatsu and curry even exist? Though every now and then I do crave both at once.
116AnonymousOct 12, 2026 21:04
Re: #113
That'd be CoCo Ichibanya's katsu curry.

Background and Key Points of the Debate

Tabelog scores tend to run generous, and even a rating in the high 3s can place a restaurant near the top of the rankings (as one poster in the thread pointed out, “a 3.5 already puts you in the top few percent”). That means a “★3” isn’t necessarily a low score, which made the owner’s clapback look a bit over-the-top to some. Opinions in the thread split over whether the real issue was “the harshness of the review” or “the policy of serving the cutlet uncut” — on the latter point, a photo of the shop’s stated policy was posted, with some suggesting it was a deliberate service design choice. That said, the article itself can’t confirm the actual review text or the rating screenshot, since the main source is what can be inferred from the owner’s own post. Opinions were also split on the price (2,299 yen) — whether that’s expensive or reasonable for curry — reflecting differing perceptions amid broader price hikes across the dining-out industry.

※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Livegalileo) thread “Owner whose confident katsu curry got a 3-star review fires back with a poem“.

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