Goto Hana Says ‘Cockroaches Outlive Humans, So I’m Their Descendant’ — Fans React

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The story

On September 26, 2026, ANGERME’s Goto Hana said during the MC segment of a concert in Ise, Mie Prefecture: “The G in ANGERME is Goto’s G, but it’s also the G in gokiburi (cockroach) — and since cockroaches have lived longer than humans, I’m a descendant of cockroaches too.” The remark quickly hit the 5ch Hello! Project board, sparking laughs and a new nickname, “Gokijurumu,” while also drawing puzzled reactions given that a thread titled “The Face of Someone Who’d Overcome Something” had been posted just before it. The thread ended up split between people enjoying it as a pure gag and others voicing worry or suspicion over the out-of-character remark.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:03
@
9/26 ANGERME Mie Ise Night
MC (paraphrased)
2AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:04
Gokijurumu (a portmanteau of "gokiburi"/cockroach and "ANGERME")
5AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:05
What is even going on

Comments directed at Goto Hana: "That was the face of someone who'd overcome something, decided something — the face of a fighter"
https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1790426243/
8AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:07
Who turned our Hanana to the dark side?! 😭😡💢
43AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:18
Re: #8
Seriously, exactly this
Something must have happened
She never used to say things like this
If she were a normal idol she'd say something like "G is for Genki (energy)"
10AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:07
Gokijurumu is now ANGERME-official
Feel free to call them that from now on
12AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:08
This is gonna turn into an actual nickname
13AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:09
Gokijurumu lol
14AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:09
Guess they don't need a character like "me," with this kind of quirky sense of humor, anymore…
18AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:10
Re: #7
The "G" there means cockroach, and cockroaches are humanity's enemy
They go around killing people left and right
19AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:10
All she ever says is stuff nobody needed to hear
20AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:10
Well, that's hopeless (classic "dame da kora")
21AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:11
So basically you're saying ANGERME is vermin
22AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:11
Same old mistakes

@
Dropped her mic, messed up the choreo too
She's getting a talking-to along with Yuppyon.
😤😤😤
25AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:12
Gokijurumu wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
26AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:12
So you're saying it's a pest group that keeps overstaying its welcome despite being hated?
29AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:13
Goto-approved Gokijurumu
30AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:14
🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳
47AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:20
Because of her it's now guaranteed we'll be seeing more cockroach emojis like Re: #30-32 on the Werewolf board from now on
Seriously the worst
52AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:21
Re: #47
Just NG (mute) it, lol
32AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:14
🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳
33AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:14
Just plain gross, honestly
35AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:15
This is not what I want to hear during an MC
36AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:15
Both the audience and the members all had that same awkward look on their faces
48AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:20
Isn't "G" just reptile food anyway?
Speaking of reptiles, that's Rin-chan's thing
Did something happen with her?
58AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:22
Re: #48
Hanana and Suzu-chan seemed just as close as always today
49AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:20
Did she seriously say that?
51AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:21
Quit it, or it's gonna stick around forever like that hippo thing did
53AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:21
Guess it's fine to just call them Gokijurumu now
55AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:22
Let's just let this thread sink
61AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:24
Isn't the G supposed to stand for "kakugo" (resolve)?
63AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:25
Gokijurumu, seriously
67AnonymousSep 26, 2026 22:27
Who even pays attention to what ANGERME's G stands for

Background and Talking Points

ANGERME is an idol group under the Hello! Project umbrella, and matching each letter of the group’s name to a member’s initial has long been a running bit among fans — Goto’s comment is an extension of that tradition. The claim that cockroaches’ ancestors predate the emergence of humans by a wide margin isn’t actually wrong as a piece of evolutionary trivia, but bringing it up during an MC segment struck some as “out of character” for her. Reactions in the thread split between those simply enjoying it as wordplay and those who, recalling an earlier thread titled “The Face of Someone Who’d Overcome Something” (>>5), read the shift in her tone with concern or suspicion. Some comments in the latter camp made baseless assumptions about her physical or mental state, and such unsubstantiated claims have been excluded from this article.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Goto Hana: “ANGERME’s G is Goto’s G, but it’s also the G in cockroach — and since cockroaches have lived longer than humans, I’m a descendant of cockroaches too”.”

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