‘Tokyo Food Is Bad’ Debate Sparks Pushback — 5ch Users Note Tokyo Ranks 36th in Tap Water Rankings

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A thread on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo (“Anything Goes”) board asked, in essence, whether people from the countryside who claim “Tokyo food is bad” have actually ever been to Tokyo. The poster argued that with its huge population and sheer number of restaurants, Tokyo offers everything from high-end establishments to neighborhood Chinese joints. That drew a swift rebuttal: “The water’s bad, so it’s a lost cause.” The discussion eventually escalated into a citation of a prefecture-by-prefecture tap water ranking, which placed Tokyo at a middling 36th place. Some commenters also pointed out a flaw in the comparison itself: people tend to judge “Tokyo has great food” by high-end restaurants, while judging “the countryside has bad food” by cheap, everyday spots — turning the thread into something more nuanced than a simple Tokyo-vs-countryside spat.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:17
Tokyo's population and number of restaurants are on a whole different scale
Everything's here — high-end spots, neighborhood Chinese diners, ramen, sushi, cuisine from every country
And yet people from the countryside: "Tokyo food sucks!"
4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:19
The water's bad, so there's nothing to be done about it
9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:21
Gindaco went global, didn't it?
What about authentic Osaka takoyaki?
10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:22
Re: #9
Gindaco is from Gunma (not Osaka)
15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:27
Re: #9
W-well, Wanaka's popular worldwide thanks to Es Con Field… (voice trembling) (Wanaka is a famous Osaka takoyaki chain; Es Con Field is a baseball stadium in Hokkaido)
13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:26
If you're willing to pay top yen, Tokyo has plenty of great food you can't get in the countryside — but there's no cheap food that's actually good.
Even a place with a long line was bad.
21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:33
Re: #13
Which place did you line up at?
Standing in line at a tourist-trap spot and standing in line at a place like Meat Yazawa (a genuinely well-regarded Tokyo restaurant) are two completely different things.
28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:36
Re: #24
Tokyo's hand-me-down storefronts (shops that move into a previous tenant's old space as-is) are exactly the kind of places with rotten old plumbing.
46AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:42
Re: #28
Oh really? So even those run-down-looking, long-established restaurants out in the countryside have brand-new pipes putting out clean, delicious water?
Wow, amazing~
32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:37
Re: #30
Where did Tokyo rank on that list again? If you're from a region that ranked above it, of course the food's going to taste worse to you.
41AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:41
Re: #32
21 Fukushima
22 Hiroshima
23 Tochigi
24 Gunma
25 Mie
26 Wakayama
27 Aichi
28 Kochi
29 Yamaguchi
30 Oita
31 Nara
32 Fukuoka
33 Ehime
34 Kanagawa
35 Kyoto
36 Tokyo
37 Shiga
38 Okayama
39 Ibaraki
40 Saga
41 Hyogo
42 Nagasaki
43 Kagawa
44 Saitama
45 Osaka
46 Chiba
47 Okinawa
45AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:41
Re: #41
Guess it was right after all that I, a countryside guy, thought it tasted bad.
53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:43
Re: #41
Kyoto — everything was delicious! Like, refined, you know?
Even the rice and miso soup were incredible.
33AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:38
Tokyo's tap water is good enough that they bottle and sell it as "Tokyo Water."
38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:40
Re: #33
These days the countryside's tap water is terrible too!
37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:40
For example —
"Nagoya food is bad." What comes to mind?
Probably Nagoya specialties like miso katsu or miso nikomi udon, right?
But when it's "Tokyo food is great," suddenly people start talking about how great the high-end French or Chinese food is.
Tokyoites don't realize they use a different standard when trashing the countryside versus glorifying Tokyo.
For what it's worth, you can get high-end French and Chinese food in Nagoya too.
39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:40
Re: #37
Tokyo = ramen, right?
42AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:41
Re: #39
Well then it's bad. Jiro lol (Ramen Jiro, a famously divisive ramen chain)
48AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:42
Re: #45
Osaka's even worse than Tokyo, and Kyoto's not much different, so I guess it's all bad.
50AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:43
Re: #48
I'm not from Osaka, so I wouldn't know.
55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:44
Re: #53
So it doesn't sound like Tokyo's actually bad because of the water, then.
59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:44
Re: #55
Kyoto's tap water isn't bad to begin with.
57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:44
Re: #46
It's because the base water quality is just different — hardness, everything.
I want you to try the water from my hometown just once.
70AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:51
Re: #57
Are we talking well water?
If it's tap water, it all comes down to the purification systems — and Tokyo's the best at that.
They make drinkable water out of sewage with actual crap mixed in.
58AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:44
Country bumpkins don't have the money, so even when they come to Tokyo they can only afford cheap chain restaurants and low-end joints.
And then they go "Tokyo food's nothing special," "Tokyo food sucks," acting like they've figured Tokyo out. That's honestly hilarious.
62AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:47
Re: #58
It's not really that they lack money, more precisely they lack information.
Though I guess in a world where information is money, that might tie back to having no money anyway.
61AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:46
Isn't it just that Tokyoites never leave Tokyo, so they can't actually make the comparison?
73AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:54
Re: #61
Is there actually any data on that, I wonder?
66AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:50
Re: #64
So Jiro is what comes up as an example of bad Tokyo food?
69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:51
Kanto udon's appearance is seriously not okay…
71AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:52
Re: #69
What you're talking about is standing-eat udon stalls.
74AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:54
Re: #72
Where did anyone say Jiro was good?
76AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:57
Re: #74
Then your Japanese is off.
Do you understand what context means?
77AnonymousSep 3, 2026 10:59
Re: #76
Nobody's out there saying Jiro represents Tokyo ramen.

Background and Key Points of This Debate

This kind of “Tokyo vs. the countryside” debate is a 5ch staple, but what caught people’s attention this time was the prefecture-by-prefecture tap water ranking cited in the thread. No source was explicitly named, but surveys of this kind — often published by home appliance makers to promote water purifiers — are frequently cited on social media and are said to reflect regional differences in water sources and disinfection methods. That said, this is not an official government statistic but the result of a single survey, and it’s worth noting that the Tokyo Metropolitan Waterworks Bureau itself promotes its high adoption rate of advanced purification treatment as a key selling point. Some replies in the thread pointed out a double standard in the comparison — judging “Tokyo food is great” by high-end restaurants while judging “the countryside’s food is bad” by cheap, everyday spots — highlighting the kind of goalpost-shifting common in these regional debates. Opinion split over the claim that Tokyo’s “great restaurants” skew toward the expensive end, met with the counterargument that this describes tourist-oriented spots rather than reality — and that particular point was never resolved.

※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Countryside Resident: “Tokyo Food Sucks!” — Apparently Has Never Been to Tokyo“.

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