Oswald’s Ito Claps Back at Partner’s Lateness Complaint With ‘Being Late Is Harder on Me’ — Studio Left Speechless

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On the August 22 broadcast of TV Tokyo’s “God Tan,” Oswald’s Shunsuke Ito sparked controversy with his response when partner Yu Hatanaka pressed him about his chronic lateness: “Because being late is harder on me.” On 5ch’s Entertainment/Sports News+ board, the thread went beyond criticizing Ito’s habitual tardiness, spiraling into comparisons with blacklisted comedians and even a debate over comedy styles — “Tonkin (a mocking nickname for Tokyo) comedians” versus “Kansai comedians.”

8/25 (Tue) 14:10

On the 22nd, Oswald’s Shunsuke Ito’s response on TV Tokyo’s “God Tan” left the studio stunned, after his partner Yu Hatanaka scolded him: “Do you even know how hard it is to wait for someone who’s late?” The episode, titled “Goodbye, Ito! The Getting-Scolded Comedian Graduation Exam,” quizzed Ito — a man who has angered no shortage of fellow comedians — on the exact reasons behind tip-offs submitted by those very colleagues.

Among the questions, Hatanaka posed: “When I told Ito, ‘Do you know how hard it is to wait for someone who’s late?’ what did he say back?” Ito couldn’t come up with the answer himself — the shocking correct response was, “Because being late is harder on me.” The studio erupted in disbelief, with cries of “No way?!” and “That’s awful.” Even Ito himself held his head in his hands, admitting, “Yeah, that’s not good…”

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

What people said

7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:19
Why was this guy being pushed so hard when he's not even funny?
50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:58
Re: #7
Because some people do find him funny? Your personal opinion alone doesn't mean anything to the rest of the world.
52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:13
Re: #7
Here comes the "forced-push" guy again — anything popular he personally doesn't like, he calls "forced."
Just going "forced, forced, forced!" over and over lol
11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:20
…I mean, this is a show where everyone piles on to blow some trivial, garbage episode way out of proportion.
12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:20
This aired the same day the Earthquake Early Warning went off in the Kanto region, so I ended up watching this show while checking earthquake updates.
Kaerutei's Iwakura really held it together well.
13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:21
Re: #1
Speaking as someone who's never been able to kick a lifelong habit of being late —
you're late because deep down you think the thing doesn't matter.
If it were something important, you'd never be late.
63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:37
Re: #13
Well, of course.
When you genuinely feel something matters, dopamine floods your brain.
The problem with ADHD is that it just doesn't kick in most of the time.
19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:25
I can't stand comedians — a lot of them Kansai-based — who tell their stories with this "look how funny I'm being" vibe.
21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:26
Re: #19
Lately I just can't handle that thick, unmistakable "I'm a Kansai comedian" aura anymore.
It's off-putting.
24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:27
Guys with chronic lateness problems fade out eventually.
25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:29
Re: #24
Sanma's about the only one who never faded out. (referring to legendary comedian Akashiya Sanma)
27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:33
He's basically already fading out, though.
31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
Re: #27
Guys who lack the talent to back up the trouble they cause don't survive.
Does he even get that stealing other people's time is a serious offense?
28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:36
People mix up Oswald's Hatanaka with Westland's Kawamoto and assume Hatanaka's also some lazy comedian who doesn't write material, but actually Hatanaka's the one writing the material — Ito's the deadbeat one.
30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:38
Suzuki Mogura looks like he's about due to get blacklisted too.
33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:39
Is it harder being the one who waits, or the one who makes others wait?
39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:41
Re: #33
Even if it is hard on you, you're the one who put yourself in that mess in the first place!!

That's what I'd like to yell at him.
37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:40
Who's this "Kaname" guy?
53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:13
Re: #37
Did you skip right past where it says "Kaname Stone"?
64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:41
Re: #53

Never heard of that.
44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 15:49
This guy's peak was honestly back when he was on "Yuusha Aaaah" (a Fuji TV variety show).
67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:42
Re: #44
The guy who showed up to the studio absolutely wasted, right? lol
57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:21
Understanding of developmental disorders is spreading through society these days.
Chronic lateness is actually one of the symptoms of ADHD too —
so why isn't there more understanding about this specific one?
71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:45
Re: #57
This guy's pattern is usually getting carried away drunk and losing track of time —
he'd probably be cured if he just quit drinking.
66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:42
Stuff like this, where you inconvenience other people — the guilt doesn't really hit you until you're around 50.
And it just keeps growing bigger every single year, every single day after that.
73AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:50
Re: #66
Now that I've built up more knowledge and experience, looking back on how I worked in my 20s makes me want to scream — it was outrageous and embarrassing on so many levels.
77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 16:58
Re: #66
Being able to notice and actually reflect on it already puts you way ahead.
There are plenty of monsters out there who never notice even at that age —
people who never change until the day they die.

Background and Key Points

For readers unfamiliar with Japanese TV comedy: Oswald is a two-man manzai duo, with Ito as the “boke” (the fool who makes gaffes) and Hatanaka as the “tsukkomi” — the straight man who also, contrary to what some posters assumed, writes their material. “God Tan” is a long-running TV Tokyo late-night show built around exposing comedians’ off-stage flaws for laughs, so a segment literally quizzing Ito on his own colleagues’ complaints about him fits its format exactly. The “blacklisting” (干される, hosareru) mentioned in the thread is a real, semi-formal mechanism in Japanese entertainment where networks quietly stop booking a talent for chronic unprofessionalism — not just online criticism, but something that can end a career, which is why commenters treat Ito’s lateness as more than a personality quirk.

The thread didn’t really split over whether Ito’s answer was bad — nearly everyone agreed it was — but over how to explain it: some read it as simple selfishness that will eventually get him blacklisted like others before him, while others reframed lateness as a possible ADHD symptom (citing “dopamine” not kicking in for things that don’t feel urgent), asking why society extends understanding to some disorders but not this one. A side argument about “Tonkin” (a jab at Tokyo) versus Kansai comedic styles derailed part of the thread but has no real connection to Ito’s lateness.

What outsiders likely miss: Akashiya Sanma, cited as the one habitually late comedian who “never faded out,” is a decades-spanning national institution — an exception, not a counterexample to the blacklisting norm.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Oswald’s Ito Gives Stunned Response to Partner Hatanaka’s “Do You Know How Hard It Is to Wait for Someone Late?” — Studio Reacts “No Way?”“

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