Onyanko Club’s ‘Yuyu’ Is 58 Now — 5ch: ‘Shows You How Old We’ve All Gotten’

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A thread titled “Yuyu was so cute, wasn’t she?” popped up on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, and posters were stunned to learn that Yuyu — a member of Onyanko Club’s sub-unit Ushiroyubi Sasare-gumi — is now 58 years old. The discussion spread to cover the idol landscape of that era, memories of her solo career, and broader theories about ’80s idols.

1Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:10:45.08
I want to see Yuyu again
2Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:12:32.20
Isn't she basically a grandma by now?
8Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:38:08.12
I went to that "Touch Yuyu" year-end festival — or was it a year-end party?
12Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:41:35.46
Yuyu, 58 years old
Can't believe it
Shows how old we've gotten too
13Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:42:15.45
Yuyu's 58, huh
Still, I bet she's cute even now
14Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:42:23.13
That cute high school girl is 58 now lol
16Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:43:10.41
She's literally our generation, though
We're washed up too then
19Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:44:07.93
No matter how much time passes, Yuyu is still Yuyu
20Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:44:23.35
Yuyu, 58 years old, lmaoooooooooooooo
22Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:46:49.09
There was a photo of her past 40 and honestly she just looked like a regular middle-aged lady
25Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:50:56.02
The fact that she WAS Yuyu is what matters — even looking like a middle-aged lady now doesn't change the value of having been Yuyu
26Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:51:18.95
She was 150cm, 39kg
It was printed in Dunk magazine (an idol data/photo mag)
27Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:51:40.81
She kept going as a solo singer after Onyanko Club broke up, but her music lost direction and just didn't sell, so she shifted into being a variety-show idol. Her last single, "Mou Ichido Peter Pan," was actually a great song, but that's where her singing career ended
28Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:51:48.52
Middle-aged lady, fine
But grandma is pushing it
29Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:52:47.75
"Tenshi no Bodyguard," "25-Sen no Mangetsu," "Sayonara Shigan" — she had a lot of great solo songs too
30Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:53:02.95
The scary thing about Hello! Project members is how many of them are under 150cm
31Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:55:16.76
So who did Yuyu end up marrying anyway?
34Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:57:47.22
>>31
A regular guy, not in the industry
I think he was the manager of some restaurant or other
33Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:56:15.04
"Haro haro, doumo Yuyu dasu!" she'd say
Some mysterious made-up way of talking she had
37Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:58:36.93
Oh really? So she's not exactly rich then
I wonder how she's doing these days
39Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:59:07.99
Wait, Yuyu was in Onyanko Club?
Oh, that's the lady from the variety shows, brings back memories
40Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 03:59:59.06
To me Yuyu's less "Onyanko Club" and more "Ushiroyubi Sasare-gumi"
41Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:02:25.51
Rumor is she married a restaurant owner
Can't really say for sure though
43Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:35:23.15
Never was that into Yuyu or Takai
The one who really won over the stylish '80s guys was Fukunaga… Fukunaga Eki
44Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:36:57.23
>>43
This
Fukunaga Eki
48Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:41:38.72
The guys in my class were all over the map with who they liked
Really taught me how different people's tastes can be
That's exactly why Onyanko Club hit the mark so well
With that many members, there was someone for everyone
57Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:45:52.56
>>48
Same weird thing happens with Hello! Project members
Even the ones you'd think "no way" about have their own devoted fans
49Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:42:34.86
>>44
Right?
You really get it, old-timer
For the All Nighter crowd (a late-night idol lineup/event), it'd be Nemoto or Shimano
50Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:42:44.03
But Fukkun's little sister(?) or Kihara Aki types weren't popular at all
At least nobody around me was into them
56Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:45:40.03
>>50
Kihara and the Shoujotai Miho type are like that
Kind of like the purple ranger in a Toei Sentai show
51Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:43:09.38
The Houga crowd was fair game too, honestly
54Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:43:59.32
Got dazzled under the night-game lights and ended up falling for two of them at once
58Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:47:26.58
Wanted to watch Yuuyake Nyan Nyan so badly
I used to skip club activities for it all the time
59Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:47:54.85
Bulging in the middle — hey, it's Wednesday today
61Anonymous2026/08/26(水) 04:49:08.92
Yuyu really shined
Seriously, she was the only one sparkling — insane aura

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Yuyu was so cute, wasn’t she?

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