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  • Editor Kosuke Minowa: “I Seriously Don’t Get the Mentality of People Who Dump Their Bags on the Seat Next to Them While Someone’s Standing”

    Gentosha editor Kosuke Minowa posted on X on the 23rd about people who ride crowded trains and leave their bag on the seat next to them, refusing to let anyone sit down, saying he “wonders what’s going on in their head.” On 5ch, the post drew plenty of “I get it” reactions, while other users piled on with their own train-manners stories — from the bag-placers’ side of the argument to gripes about elderly riders who take the aisle seat and won’t give up the window seat.

    8/24 (Mon) 17:16

    Gentosha editor Kosuke Minowa updated his X account on the 23rd, sharing his take on people who leave their own bag on the seat next to them on crowded trains.

    Minowa opened with: “I wonder what’s going on in the head of someone who puts their bag on the seat next to them when there’s someone standing.” He continued, “Isn’t it way more uncomfortable to have someone obviously eyeing that seat? I seriously don’t get it.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:15
    I don't get the mentality of people who cheat on their partners either.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:16
    I don't get how he keeps a YouTuber (as a mistress) right next door to the house where he lives with his family.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:16
    What I really can't understand is him telling a pointless lie about having given her a Switch.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:20
    You see this on limited express trains too, honestly.
    Scary to think guys like this probably put on a good-guy act around people who know them.
    They're definitely not fooling anyone.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:21
    The most infuriating are the women who plop down a tiny bag and end up hogging like 1.25 seats' worth of space.
    The worst part is how they play dumb about it — "I'm not trying to keep anyone from sitting here" — while obviously doing exactly that.
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:03
    Seriously common among college athletic-club guys and middle-aged women like the one in Re: #19.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:22
    Maybe they sit on the aisle because they're getting off soon.
    Just sit in the window seat anyway, who cares.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:23
    Yeah, I can't wrap my head around this type either.
    I'd love to know what kind of upbringing produces that.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:24
    But when I DON'T put anything on the seat, nobody sits next to me anyway.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:24
    Sitting right on top of your own bag — now that's the true Tokyoite mentality lol
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:25
    I wouldn't want to sit through a full-course dinner with this guy.
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    He looks like the rough, thoughtless type, so it's surprising he's even got that kind of sensibility lol
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    People leave their bags on the seat because they simply want to.

    But… an affair? That's a bit beyond understanding.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Whatever you say at this point,
    he's just Ike-chan (his nickname) —
    might as well give up.
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Nobody sits next to me even when there's nothing on the seat…
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    People can judge others' behavior objectively but can't see their own the same way.
    He'd probably say "everyone does it!" the moment it's his own behavior in question.
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    You know how there are elderly people on local buses who take the aisle seat of a two-seater and won't let anyone into the window seat?
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:39
    Re: #40
    Can't you get home without taking the local bus?
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:46
    Re: #40
    "(I'll be getting off soon anyway, might as well take the aisle seat.)"
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:07
    I've genuinely never run into anyone putting their bag on the seat on a regular train.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:16
    Re: #77
    I see it a lot on weekday afternoons.
    Rarely in the mornings — when it happens I just ignore it and sit on top of the bag, or pick it up and toss it aside.
    I see it fairly often in the evenings too, but there are usually empty seats around, so it never turns into a confrontation.
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:22
    Do people really put their bags on the seat next to them when someone's standing right there?
    Just say "I'd like to sit, could you move that?"
    …oh right, you can't say that. Too scary lol
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:27
    Re: #84
    Most normal people move their bag beforehand, figuring someone's going to want that seat.
    The point is, it's unbelievable that some people won't move it until they're actually told to.
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:23
    Being the weaker party is the real problem.
    Back in the Showa era you could've just punched them out of the way.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:35
    Re: #85
    The police would show up within ten minutes, followed by a bill for several hundred thousand yen.
    Re: #85
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:10
    Ha, I bet you saw this one.

    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:44

    Background and Key Points

    Kosuke Minowa is an editor at Gentosha, a mainstream Tokyo publishing house, and by August 2026 he was already a minor tabloid fixture after reports surfaced of an affair with a YouTuber, allegedly conducted near the home he shares with his family — the “Switch” and “Ike-chan” references in the thread point back to that scandal, not the train post. On Japanese commuter trains, ordinary cars have unassigned bench seating rather than reservations, so “securing” a seat with a bag or body during rush hour is a live daily friction point, distinct from the reserved yūsenseki (priority seats) reserved by law-adjacent custom for elderly, disabled, and pregnant riders.

    The thread barely argues about bag etiquette itself — nearly everyone agrees leaving a bag on an empty seat while someone stands is rude. What it actually splits on is whether Minowa has any standing to lecture anyone, given his own scandal; repliers use the train post as a pretext to needle him about the affair, calling that “the real thing I can’t understand,” while a smaller side-thread pivots to a different, genuinely debated behavior: elderly riders who take the aisle seat on a two-seat bench and refuse to let anyone into the window seat, which some excuse as “getting off soon” and others call equally selfish.

    What outsiders will likely miss is why nobody in the thread just confronts these people directly. Post 93’s joke about a “several hundred thousand yen” bill after a Shōwa-style shove reflects a real norm: in Japan, physically moving a stranger’s belongings or body risks being treated as assault or property interference, so avoidance and social-media grumbling substitute for direct confrontation.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary compiled from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread「Kosuke Minowa shares his opinion: “I wonder what’s going on in the head of someone who puts their bag on the seat next to them when there’s someone standing… I seriously don’t get it”」.

  • Tsubaki Factory × Takui Nakajima “Two-Man Live” Announced — Date Clashes With Morning Musume。’s Zama Event

    News that Hello! Project idol group Tsubaki Factory and musician Takui Nakajima will hold a two-man live called “Geki-Atsu 2Man Live” (Super Hot Two-Man Live) became a hot topic on the thread.

    The thread lit up over the fact that the date overlaps with Morning Musume。’s Zama event, the pricing of the venue’s 2nd-floor seats, and Takui’s tour merch — rice crackers (“kaki no tane”) — that apparently just won’t sell.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:01
    Tsubaki Factory & Takui Nakajima Super Hot Two-Man Live ~Even on a Weekday, We Wanted to Get Hyped~
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:03
    Whoa, this overlaps with Musume。's Zama event
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:04
    Re: #8
    Damn DDs, lol (DD = a fan who "loves whoever," i.e. follows multiple idol groups at once)
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:05
    Has there ever been a stage with Takui before?
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    Re: #21
    It's out on Blu-ray
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:07
    They never said it'd be a full band live, so watch out
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:08
    Re: #31
    Tsubaki Factory & Takui Nakajima Super Hot Two-Man Live ~Even on a Weekday, We Wanted to Get Hyped~ — Confirmed!
    https://takui.com/pages/info/261130-2/

    【Performers】
    Takui Nakajima / Tsubaki Factory / Takui Nakajima × Tsubaki Factory

    【Support Musicians】
    Guitar: you (Nicori Light Tours / ex. Janne Da Arc)
    Bass: NAOKI (FANTASISTA / ex. Kagrra,)
    Drums: SHINGO (the superlative degree / ex. JURASSIC)
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:12
    Re: #34
    Are the band members the same as at Budokan?
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:12
    Re: #34
    Those are the support members on Takui's side
    If it's a proper collab, there'll probably be a band for that too
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:11
    What's even up there on the 2nd floor anyway?
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:12
    Re: #47
    You get to sit and watch leisurely from a distance
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:13
    Re: #47
    You'd be close to any Juice=Juice members who show up to watch
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    What's the reasoning behind only the 2nd floor being priced higher?
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    Re: #61
    Other way around
    Only the 1st floor is the cheap one
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    Re: #53
    So when Tsubaki sings, the band members step back?
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:17
    Re: #62
    Well, if Tsubaki's doing it with a band too, they'd just list the support members here too, right?
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:16
    Why would they schedule a clash on a weekday event?
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:17
    Re: #77
    What's wrong with that?
    It's basically the Musume。 Zama "didn't win the lottery" consolation crowd anyway, so who cares
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQZQ-fpbUAAXig0.jpg?name=orig
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:20
    Re: #84
    Alright, everyone's there
    151AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:34
    Re: #84
    Maybe it's just because I'm not used to seeing it, but the balance looks off with 10 people
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:19
    Today from 20:30~

    Looks like Takui's doing a free live-streamed acoustic solo set
    Might talk about the two-man live from the thread title
    https://youtube.com/@takui_nakajima_official?si=-nJmsLZlMJjqoC2c
    134AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:30
    Re: #93
    Live-streamed acoustic solo set
    https://www.youtube.com/live/CtR6U_o2giM?si=Bssz9DHqmMpcMwPP
    165AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:37
    Re: #93
    He's singing "Konya Dake" (Just Tonight) right now
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:19
    So once it's Takui's turn, do you have to give way to the "obasama" (his older female fans)?
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:21
    Re: #97
    That's just the unwritten rule
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    Give Juice=Juice a Takui Nakajima collab too, please
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:24
    Re: #108
    Juice=Juice already did a two-man live with Aoi Yamazaki at Nakano Sun Plaza back in 2022
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:24

    Hmm, lol
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:26
    Re: #117
    That's a price for a 3-hour show
    118AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:25
    C'mon, buy the guy's rice crackers already

    Takui Nakajima @takuinakajima
    Takui's tour merch, kaki no tane rice crackers, round two! They're selling so badly I barely feel alive.
    #TakuiNakajima
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQVF2tXawAAvMty.jpg:orig#.jpg
    126AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:28
    Re: #118
    Did he sell them by hand himself?
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:39
    Re: #118
    1,500 yen lol
    177AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:40
    Re: #118
    If he sells them at the joint show, the Tsubaki wota will probably buy them
    180AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:40
    Are Tsubaki wota actually happy about this?
    184AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:40
    Re: #180
    Honestly, yeah, happy about it
    190AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:42
    Re: #180
    Not happy at all, honestly
    212AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:46
    I already grabbed a Zama ticket in the early pre-sale, so I can't exactly sell it off now — what a pain
    214AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:48
    Re: #212
    Just sell it on a ticket resale site
    218AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:50
    Re: #212
    Go support Oda's final one, come on

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is the Up-Front umbrella that houses Morning Musume。, the flagship group since 1997, alongside younger units like Tsubaki Factory, formed in 2015 out of H!P’s trainee (“Kenshuusei”) system. Takui Nakajima is not an idol but a solo singer-songwriter whose ballad-heavy catalogue has built him a loyal, notably older female fanbase — the “obasama” the thread jokes about needing to make way for. He and H!P acts have crossed over before: Juice=Juice already played a two-man show with fellow singer-songwriter Aoi Yamazaki at Nakano Sun Plaza in 2022, so this Tsubaki Factory pairing isn’t as novel as it might look to an outside reader. “DD” (from “dare mo daisuki,” roughly “loves everyone”) is fandom shorthand for a fan who follows multiple idol groups rather than staying loyal to one, which is why a date clash between two H!P-adjacent events stings this crowd specifically.

    The thread didn’t actually split much over logistics — the 2nd-floor pricing question was resolved almost immediately (1F is the cheap tier, not 2F) — the real divide was among Tsubaki Factory’s own fans over whether the Nakajima pairing is something to be excited about at all, with posts running both ways. What’s easy to miss is the financial subtext: Nakajima publicly complaining that his kaki no tane rice-cracker tour merch isn’t selling is a small but real reminder that solo Japanese musicians often lean on novelty merchandise sales to supplement touring income, something idol-group fans accustomed to CD/photo-based merch economies may find unfamiliar.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Tsubaki Factory & Takui Nakajima Super Hot Two-Man Live ~Even on a Weekday, We Wanted to Get Hyped~ キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (“Here it comes!!”)“.

  • MARVEL Tōkon’s Concurrent Players Crash to 1,300 — 5ch Asks ‘Can You Even Find a Match?’

    The concurrent player count for MARVEL Tōkon, the new fighting game from Sony and Arc System Works, has plummeted to just 1,300 less than a month after launch. On 5ch, users are voicing concern over whether matches can even be found, with many pointing to the mandatory PSN account requirement and the royalty fees owed to Marvel as culprits. Some posts even invoked Concord, the poster child for gaming flops, as a comparison.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:17
    Can matches even happen at this point? 🥺
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    It hasn't even been a month since launch, right?
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    lmao ('草' = 5ch's laughter marker)
    There's no way matchmaking works with numbers like this
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:19
    Game Freak's Beekane, sitting at 500 concurrent players, might be its rival for now
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:20
    Re: #7
    I mean, that one's a solo game, so in the extreme case even single-digit concurrent players wouldn't hurt it
    This is a PvP game though 😭
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:21
    Just bury it next to Concord already lol
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:21
    People were already saying matchmaking took like 5 minutes back when it had 5,000 players, so 1,000 is gonna be rough
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:21
    Has the peak settled in around 4,000?
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    Re: #12
    That 4,000 was the weekend bump, so this week it'll probably be 3,000 to 2,000
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    Re: #4
    So I guess it's such a lousy game that tens of thousands of people quit just from the negative buzz
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:23
    The projectile speed was insane in the pre-release build — did they seriously ship it like that?
    My timeline gets a decent flow of fighting game tweets, including from overseas, but I'm not even seeing people talking about how bad Tōkon is
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:23
    Normally a number like this would have you thinking early service shutdown as a failure, but apparently there's a contract with Marvel, so who knows
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:24
    Re: #18
    Ah, so licensing rights and stuff mean they can't pull the plug even with low concurrent numbers?
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:28
    Re: #18
    Wait, this is a one-time purchase — what do you mean by 'service shutdown'?
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:49
    Re: #18
    Saw this in another thread — apparently they have to pay Marvel a royalty per character, so it costs a lot
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:25
    Guess the PS5 that only sold 2,000 units already came out on top 😄
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:25
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:30
    Re: #29
    Babylon's Fall was also a one-time purchase and it still got shut down
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:37
    Re: #31,37
    Probably because it's run as a live service — fighting games don't put that much load on servers anyway, even Arika manages it
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:32
    Wait, this is a one-time purchase?
    Just like Marathon, this is straight-up garbage
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:33
    Re: #36
    It's a one-time purchase, but you have to stay connected to the server at all times
    and on top of that, even on Steam you need a PSN account, so…
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:37
    Honestly I had high hopes for this, but I'd say it's half Arc System Works' fault and half Sony's fault
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:45
    Re: #48
    The game itself is rough, but the mandatory PSN requirement also played a part in killing it
    Yeah, probably about 50/50
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:44
    Hint: it's digital-only
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:46
    Re: #52
    Wait, was there ever a physical Steam release…?
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:51
    There's no way to hype it back up, this is a lost cause
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:52
    Re: #59
    If they gave it away for free, maybe…!


    Oh wait, I forgot the beta didn't pull in a crowd either lol
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:01
    A lot of Steam users don't have the specs for it, so most people probably moved over to PS
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:02
    Re: #71
    Wait, did it actually grow from 2,814?
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:17
    You can tell how bad it is when it's not even used as a 'beating stick' — the go-to weapon for trash-talking other games
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:30
    It's less about it being Sony's game and more that handing it to Arc — a studio that only ever makes crap games — was the real mistake
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:45
    Re: #102
    And Sony's doing its part too, with the 'you can't play without a PSN account!' setup helping drive players away ♥
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:04
    Re: #1
    PS players like, 'I'll just play Street Fighter 6 instead'
    121AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:09
    Seriously though, just let us play online matches without needing PSN, for free, come on
    127AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:24

    Background and Key Points

    MARVEL Tōkon is a 3D fighting game built by Arc System Works, the studio behind Guilty Gear and Dragon Ball FighterZ, published by Sony. Since 2024’s Helldivers 2 backlash, Sony has pushed a blanket policy requiring a linked PSN account for PS5 titles, including Steam versions — a friction point that has repeatedly hurt PC sales for Sony-published games. Fighting games are also uniquely dependent on population health: unlike single-player titles, matchmaking quality collapses fast once concurrent numbers drop below a few thousand, because you need enough players online simultaneously at your skill tier and region. A month-old release falling to 1,300 concurrent players is a red flag by that standard.

    The thread’s actual disagreement is about where to place blame: some posters split it roughly 50/50 between Arc System Works (citing rough game balance, like an overtuned projectile speed carried over from the pre-release build) and Sony (the mandatory PSN login as a needless barrier to entry). Nobody in the thread settles this — it’s an open argument, not a consensus.

    What’s likely to confuse outside readers is the Marvel-royalty point posters raise almost in passing: because Sony reportedly pays Marvel a per-character licensing fee, some assume this locks Sony into keeping servers running regardless of player count, unlike Concord, which Sony could shut down and refund within weeks since it owned that IP outright. That’s speculation in the thread, not a confirmed contract term, and readers shouldn’t take it as established fact.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Sony’s MARVEL Tōkon Currently at 1,300 Concurrent Players lol.”

  • YOASOBI’s Ayase Sparks Buzz With Tattoos Spreading Up to His Neck: “That’s Some Serious Ink”

    YOASOBI’s Ayase caused a stir when an outfit worn at a Canada show revealed tattoos spreading from his arms all the way up his neck. On 5ch, opinions split between fans of the design and those worried about health implications, with defenders arguing “it’s his own values, so what’s the problem?” alongside more practical concerns like “having tattoos can get you turned away from MRI scans.”

    “That’s Some Serious Ink” — YOASOBI’s Ayase Shows Off Outfit Baring Tattoos “Packed All the Way Up His Neck,” Sparking “That’s too much,” “So heavily inked…,” and “I mean, it’s fine though”

    ▼ “He’s got tattoos packed in solid”

    A live shot from a Canada show featuring Ayase, of the music unit YOASOBI, is drawing attention.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:23
    Is he going for the Hoichi the Earless look? (folklore character whose whole body was covered in protective script to hide from ghosts)
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:52
    Re: #3
    LMAOOO
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:27
    Is getting tattoos turning into an addiction for him or something?
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:27
    It's his own values, so what's wrong with it?
    What exactly is the problem?
    And besides, are you all living such noble lives that you get to weigh in on someone else's?
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:29
    Re: #19
    Well, tattoos have historically marked criminals, so it's a pretty common instinct to want to look down on someone who chooses to enjoy getting inked anyway. If you say there's nothing wrong with that, sure, fair enough.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:29
    Re: #19
    And yet you couldn't help but post about it either, right? Everyone else here is the same. Why do you think you're any different from the rest?
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:36
    Re: #19
    At least I'm not living a life where I go around inking up my body.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:31
    Ayase is 32 and Ikura is 25 — that's basically the same age gap as the 'Rikuryu' figure skating pair (Riku Miura and Ryuichi Kihara, the famous ice dance duo).
    YOASOBI should just get married already.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:32
    Re: #36
    This thread too, huh

    There's actually a published study showing tattoos are linked to cancer.
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:33
    If you're a successful artist, why not? It's not like he'll ever need to worry about money and go work a regular salaryman job.
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:34
    Re: #49
    Once your spending habits adjust to a certain lifestyle, it's hard to scale back.
    The real question is whether the royalty income keeps flowing long-term.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:35
    Doesn't the female member have any tattoos?
    Everyone in the group should just get covered in ink
    — become a full-on tattooed band.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:35
    Re: #57
    She's basically become an idol for otaku fans now — no way she's getting inked up, lol.
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:37
    I've heard it's like plastic surgery — once you start, you can't stop.
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:39
    Re: #70
    Honestly it's probably people with mental-health-issue tendencies ("menhera"-type).
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:37
    Successful artists really do tend to have a lot of tattoos.
    Like ONE OK ROCK — every single member is covered in ink.
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:39
    Re: #71
    And there are genres where doing drugs is basically treated as mandatory education too.
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:39
    Even Beckham — insanely good-looking and with real social standing — is
    covered head to toe in tattoos that look like graffiti scribbles.
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:40
    Re: #75
    No taste.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:39
    Next stop has to be the face.
    Looking forward to it.
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:42
    Re: #82
    Urita's face tattoo aside, something in the style of Mike Tyson's face tattoo actually looks pretty cool — I'd be into that.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:45
    If you have tattoos, you might not even be able to get an MRI if you get cancer.
    That raises your odds of dying.
    121AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:54
    Re: #98
    It's like a physical version of a Jehovah's Witness situation —
    not about blood transfusions, but the same idea of missing out on treatment that would normally save you.
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:50
    Extensive tattoos dramatically raise the risk of heat reaction and burns during an MRI scan.
    Some medical facilities will flatly refuse to do an MRI at all,
    and switching to alternative scans like CT or ultrasound happens plenty.

    And even if you can get an MRI, having tattoos means you have to sign a special consent form just for that.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:53
    Re: #113
    What happens if you get injured?
    How do all those European soccer players covered in tattoos handle it?
    127AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:58
    Is there actually anyone out there who looks at this and thinks it's cool?
    132AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:01
    Re: #127
    Unfortunately, yes, plenty — that's why tattoos are becoming more common out in the world.
    Especially at shopping malls out in the countryside, it's tattoos everywhere.
    129AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:59
    What happens if he suddenly gets sick of the design?
    What if in ten years he no longer thinks it's "cool"?
    Like the pattern feels too intense and starts seeming uncool somehow
    — there's bound to be a change of heart at some point…

    People change, after all.
    140AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:04
    Re: #129
    There was a comedian who gave advice to someone who'd tattooed their ex's name — like "Takashi" or "Miho" — and regretted it after the breakup: just add "… and others" after the name so it reads like a list.
    134AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:01
    Just like piercings became normal in Japan,
    tattoos will become normal too.

    Japan is basically 50 years behind the West on this stuff.
    137AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:03
    Re: #134
    The piercings on those middle-aged guys from the generation that made piercings "normal" are way too gross.
    146AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:12
    Thinking about the balance between the face and body, leaving some blank skin might've looked better.
    170AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:24
    Re: #146
    Negative space really might matter.

    If you cover everything,
    it ends up looking like a futon mattress pattern…
    154AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:15
    There's no real originality to this tattoo though, is there?
    Why does it end up looking like he just picked a uniform out of a catalog?
    163AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:20
    Re: #154
    Even the tattoo artist can't ink it without working from a catalog reference.
    164AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:20
    Did he add more again? Feels like there's more every time I see him
    — there can't be much blank skin left.
    168AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:24
    Re: #164
    All that's left is the face.

    Background and Key Points

    YOASOBI is the Japanese pop duo of vocalist Ikura and composer Ayase, best known internationally for “Idol” (the *Oshi no Ko* theme) and for building songs directly from short-story submissions. Ayase, the instrumentalist/producer half who normally stays out of the spotlight, was photographed at a Canada tour stop wearing an outfit that exposed tattoos running from his arms up to his neck — a striking image precisely because Japanese mainstream pop idols and producers almost never display visible ink; tattoos in Japan still carry strong associations with the yakuza, and many gyms, pools, hot springs (onsen), and beaches explicitly bar visibly tattooed patrons regardless of context.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t really “tattoos good or bad” in the abstract — posters largely agreed individuals have the right to ink their own bodies. The split was over whether that personal-freedom argument settles the matter at all, with skeptics countering that tattoos carry inherited stigma as a marker of criminality in Japan and that posting about it at all undercuts the “none of your business” framing. A secondary, more concrete disagreement centered on MRI compatibility — whether extensive tattoos meaningfully raise health risk via scan restrictions, versus dismissing that as an overblown internet talking point.

    What the thread never engages with, and English-speaking readers should know, is that the MRI claim is not folklore — large tattooed areas can cause skin heating or burns during scans due to metal-oxide pigments, and hospitals routinely require special consent forms or switch to CT/ultrasound instead. Readers may also assume Ayase’s visibility as a public figure means Japan’s onsen/gym tattoo bans are loosening; they aren’t — enforcement remains common, and this incident is notable specifically because it’s unusual, not because it signals a broader shift.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisokusoku+) thread “[Entertainment] YOASOBI’s Ayase Reveals Tattoos Packed From Arm to Neck, Sparks Reaction: “That’s Some Serious Ink,” “Too Many Tattoos,” “So Heavily Inked…”.”

  • OGs Guest-Starring at Current Members’ Concerts Sparks Debate — 5ch: “Secret Guests Kill the Vibe”

    Opinions split on the Hello! Project subforum of 5ch over the practice of having OGs (graduated members) appear as special guests at current groups’ live shows. Some voiced sympathy for the OG members’ fans when these appearances are sprung as a secret — “Feel bad for the OG’s fans,” “Secret guests kill the vibe” — while others pushed back with “Only a tiny minority actually cares about that.” Posters also cited past examples, like Sato Masaki and Takeuchi Akari appearing as guests at regional revitalization concerts in Bizen and Kaga.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:19
    Guess there's all kinds of takes on this.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    Secret guest appearances should really stop — it's rough on that OG's fans.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Re: #9
    Only a tiny minority actually says that.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Wonder if it'll be Karin-chan or Manakan (Tsugunaga Mana) next — that'd get the crowd hyped.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Re: #11
    That would absolutely bring the house down.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Re: #10
    Everyone's just holding it in.
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:47
    Re: #13
    Nah, only a tiny handful of people are making these kinds of statements about their feelings — they should realize they're the ones who've gotten way too invested and lost perspective.
    Treating "attend every show" as some kind of baseline expectation is messed up.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:51
    Re: #91
    For OGs there just aren't many events to begin with,
    so it ends up feeling like you're expected to attend all of them.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    If you're going, just say you're going.
    If you're appearing, just say you're appearing.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33
    Re: #16
    Then it wouldn't be a secret guest anymore, would it.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:34
    Re: #16
    Why would they need to cater to you specifically?
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    They should just bring Takeuchi, Sasaki, and Jokoryo along on ANGERME's bus tour.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:32
    Re: #17
    Ticket sales are already solid, so there's no real point in bringing them in.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33


    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:35
    Re: #20
    They didn't need to make it a secret in the first place.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:36
    Re: #27
    Doing that would defeat the whole purpose
    — the OG would just be tagging along lol
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:38
    "Okayama Prefecture Bizen City × OCHA NORMA Regional Revitalization Concert: Naruchika 2023 OCHA NORMA in Bizen" Special Guest Announcement
    https://helloproject.com/news/16465/
    Sato Masaki, Miyamoto Karin, and Ogata Risa have been confirmed as special guests.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:39
    Re: #32
    Bet this left OCHA NORMA fans with really mixed feelings.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:47
    Re: #32 Re: #35 Was there an actual collab with the current members?
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:40
    "Ishikawa Prefecture Kaga City × OCHA NORMA Regional Revitalization Concert: Naruchika 2025 OCHA NORMA in Kaga" General Ticket Sales and Special Guest Announcement
    https://helloproject.com/news/18559/
    > Also, Takeuchi Akari and Ishida Ayumi have been confirmed as special guests.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:43
    You wouldn't expect a guest to show up when it's already sold out, right?
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:44
    Re: #41
    What we learned this time: even if it's sold out, a guest can still show up and sing a Satoyama song (OCHA NORMA's local/nature-themed songs); if it's NOT sold out, it gets announced beforehand.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:44
    I wonder which opinion was actually more common yesterday.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:49
    Re: #43
    Probably more people were happy about it.
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:50
    But when they asked "anyone seeing Aarii (Takeuchi Akari's nickname) for the first time?" only about 10 people raised their hands.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:51
    Re: #65
    I'm a new fan but didn't raise my hand —
    newcomers aren't used to it, so it's hard to put your hand up.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:51
    Re: #65
    Seriously?
    I figured it'd be like 20-30%.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:01
    Uemura TO Tsubo's statement of feelings
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Every OG fan I know hates these surprise OG appearances.
    Miyamoto even wrote an apology blog post over it.
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:58
    Wasn't that the secret guest thing at UniDol?
    Who even cares about that lol
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:04
    Re: #98
    They went out of their way to tease it too.
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:06
    Might have fewer restrooms than Momokuri Karuizawa (Momoiro Clover Z's Christmas event).
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C83CX2KV0AEMVVP.jpg
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:27
    Secret guests kill the vibe way more than people realize
    — some fans actually quit over it.
    119AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:27
    Re: #118
    That's straight-up underground-idol behavior lol
    132AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:51
    Re: #118
    Only with underground idols can you actually complete every single event.
    121AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:28
    They're entertainers — of course there's the occasional work surprise.
    Honestly, after so long without breaking through, the whole fandom's mentality has sunk to underground-idol level.
    135AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:29
    Re: #121
    The old-guard fans' mentality is way too "underground idol."
    Though to be fair, some groups really do end up sliding into that underground tier.
    134AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:27
    Re: #93
    The logic in the first half and the second half doesn't connect.
    Even with fewer events, that doesn't mean "attend everything" becomes some kind of default expectation.
    If anything, going around posting these "statement of feelings" things is more likely to get you disliked normally
    — you never know where it might reach the person involved.
    If you don't have the perspective or the mental bandwidth to think about that, you're going to end up disliked all over the place.
    137AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:38
    Re: #134
    The point is that because there are so few events, it ends up amounting to attending all of them anyway.
    It'd be better if it did reach her —
    if she's fine just showing up as a secret guest like that, she clearly doesn't understand how the fans feel.

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is the idol umbrella under Up-Front Works that has run groups like Morning Musume, ANGERME, and OCHA NORMA since the late 1990s. In this ecosystem, “graduation” from a group is treated as a clean, largely permanent break — a graduated member (an “OG”) does not normally perform with her old or a sister group again, which is why any OG cameo is a rare event and fandoms build strong personal attachments to specific graduated members rather than transferring loyalty to whoever is active. The Bizen and Kaga shows cited in the thread are “Naruchika” concerts, tie-ups where a municipality sponsors an idol performance as part of regional revitalization (chiiki okoshi) tourism promotion — a common arrangement in Japan where local governments pay idol groups to draw visitors, which is why lower-profile venues get extra star power in the form of guest OGs.

    The thread doesn’t split over whether OGs should appear at all — most posters seem fine with that — it splits over whether the appearance should be announced beforehand or sprung as a surprise, since a surprise means an OG’s own dedicated fans, who might have traveled specifically to see her, could miss the show entirely for lack of notice.

    What’s easy to miss is scale: when asked how many in the crowd were seeing Takeuchi Akari for the first time, only about ten hands went up, suggesting the “controversy” is a loud but numerically small contingent, not a fandom-wide backlash — a distinction several posters make explicitly by comparing the complainers to obsessive underground-idol fan culture. The thread also never engages with the municipal-sponsorship angle, which is likely why these guest slots exist in the first place.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Opinions on OGs Making Guest Appearances at Current Groups’ Live Shows.”

  • Matsumoto Hitoshi’s Perfect Toilet Paper Comeback Brings the House Down

    Downtown’s Hitoshi Matsumoto (62) was asked at a “DOWNTOWN+” YouTube channel event whether he’s “Team Single-ply or Team Double-ply” toilet paper, and delivered a razor-sharp comeback. On 5ch, the thread lit up with practical single-vs-double-ply debates, but since the joke’s backstory involved his colostomy (stoma), opinions split over whether it was actually okay to laugh.

    Hitoshi Matsumoto Hits Back with a Perfect Comeback to “Single-ply or Double-ply?” — Event Erupts in Laughter

    Downtown’s Hitoshi Matsumoto (62) appeared on the “DOWNTOWN+” YouTube channel as of the 24th. Responding to a question from an event attendee, he pulled off a brilliant comeback.

    A short video revealed the Q&A segment with Matsumoto. An event attendee asked him, “Are you Team Single-ply or Team Double-ply for toilet paper?”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:52
    Single-ply just feels unreliable, can't trust it
    Double-ply, no question
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:52
    Re: #3
    Are you seriously so cheap you wipe with one un-folded sheet at a time?
    187AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:48
    Re: #3
    Double-ply as a rule
    If it's single-ply I pull off a ridiculously long stretch
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:53
    Comedian Kanpei Hazama would just drop his pants first no matter whether he actually needed to go
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:54
    Matsumoto does a lot of toilet humor, huh
    And it's not even funny
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:54
    Isn't double-ply just the normal choice for everyone?
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:55
    This one's actually funny

    Re: #14
    They sell soft single-ply now too. That's what we use
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:06
    Re: #14
    I used to use double-ply, but
    since I like winding off a huge wad at once,
    switching to single-ply turned out just right
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:56
    Sorry, but
    that's really not funny
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    A papermaker rep said in an interview that single-ply sells better in Kansai while double-ply is the top seller in Kanto
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    Single or double, I fold it up before use anyway, so it's the same either way
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    Turning his illness into a lighthearted joke so it doesn't feel heavy is what makes it kind of painful to watch
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    It's funny, but that's thanks to the questioner setting him up so well
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    Not funny
    Are Matsumoto's die-hard fans really paying money to cackle at stuff like this?
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    LMAOOOO bro, hahaha, Mattsun bro that's hilarious lol, not a single flop lol lol lol (Kansai-style fan gushing — "not a single flop" nods to Matsumoto's old no-flop storytelling show)
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    Cut it out with jokes where you don't even know if it's okay to laugh
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    Is this really something we're allowed to laugh at?
    What would someone with the same condition say watching this?
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    Written out as text, genius Matsumoto's joke is depressingly unfunny lol
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    Mattsun, all you talk about lately is poop
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    I heard that even at the same price, single-ply isn't just double the length of double-ply —
    it's about 50cm longer than that
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:08
    Is this really a joke you're allowed to laugh at?
    Other patients are going to be furious
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:10
    Re: #89
    He's the one actually living it, so it's fine, isn't it?
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    Good to see his comedic chops haven't dulled one bit
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    Re: #111
    Can you still say that after watching that syamu dance that blew up online? (syamu = a notorious Japanese internet meme figure)
    127AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:21
    He turned even his colostomy into a solid laugh
    Gotta hand it to him
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    Re: #127
    It's just not something to laugh at

    Background and Key Points

    Turning a stoma into stand-up isn’t Matsumoto’s invention — it’s closer to a Japanese comedy tradition of self-deprecation (jigyaku neta), where performers mine their own illness or misfortune for material rather than treating it as off-limits. Matsumoto had a portion of his large intestine removed for diverticulitis in 2023 and has periodically referenced the resulting colostomy bag in public appearances since. That backstory is why a throwaway toilet-paper question — the kind any comedian might field — became loaded: for him “single-ply vs. double-ply” isn’t abstract bathroom trivia, it connects to how he manages the stoma daily, which is presumably what made his answer land as a “perfect comeback” rather than a generic joke.

    The actual split in the thread wasn’t really about the joke’s quality — plenty of posters conceded it got a laugh — but about whether laughing was appropriate at all. One camp treated it as ordinary banter (drifting into genuinely mundane single-vs-double-ply preferences, regional sales patterns, folding habits), largely detached from the health angle. The other camp kept circling back to unease: is it fair to laugh at material rooted in someone’s ongoing illness, and how would another stoma patient feel watching it. A smaller sub-argument surfaced too — some argued the “genius” label does the joke’s heavy lifting, and that stripped of Matsumoto’s delivery and the interviewer’s setup, the line reads as unremarkable text.

    What’s easy to miss reading this from outside Japan: nobody in the thread explains that colostomy patients in Japan are often called “ostomate,” a coined term you won’t find used this way in English, and that toilet paper choice has real practical stakes for ostomates handling stoma-adjacent hygiene — context that reframes the debate as less trivial than it first appears.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Hitoshi Matsumoto Hits Back with a Perfect Comeback to “Single-ply or Double-ply?” — Event Erupts in Laughter.”

  • New Story of Seasons & Rune Factory 6 Footage Drops — 5ch Debates the PS5 Port

    After Marvelous released new footage for its upcoming Story of Seasons title and Rune Factory 6, 5ch lit up with debate over whether a PS5 port even makes sense. Sales figures for the previous entry, Story of Seasons: Let’s! Wind’s Grand Bazaar, were cited — the Switch version sold 95,817 units, while the PS5 version didn’t even chart (under 1,310 units) — and the thread split hard over what upside a PS5 release actually offers.

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:36
    Ah, this one looks PS5-bound.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:40
    Re: #2
    What?? lol

    Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma
    Switch: 86,223 units

    Port
    PS5: 1,384 units

    Story of Seasons: Let's! Wind's Grand Bazaar
    Switch: 95,817 units

    Port
    PS5: not charted (under 1,310 units)
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:41
    Re: #8
    It's not even the kind of game that sells overseas, and with domestic numbers like these, what's the point of putting it on PlayStation 😭
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:21
    Re: #8
    And people still have the nerve to demand a PS release with numbers like that.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:41
    It's obvious that if even 5's cheap-looking 3D chugged on that hardware, putting out 6 with more than that would be a disaster.
    It'll probably be built PS5-first and downgraded just enough to barely squeeze onto Switch 2 as a multiplatform release.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:43
    Re: #14
    You can't even run 5 on PlayStation, so it never had the chance to chug in the first place lol
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:49
    Re: #14
    The noisy minority who nitpick performance are just loud — the rest of them never actually spend any money.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:46
    There's no way a farming game sells on PlayStation. Wrong audience entirely.

    PlayStation's safest bet is just sticking to games about killing people.
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:07
    Re: #21
    If it's coming to PS5, it'd better go full photorealistic.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:48
    Actually, did they finally drop Switch 1 support for this one?
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:51
    Re: #27
    Story of Seasons is probably still on it.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:53
    I feel like they said, back around Wind Bazaar and Guardians of Azuma, that after learning their lesson from Olive Town and Rune Factory 5 they'd stop outsourcing development going forward.
    Quality actually improved because of it and both got reevaluated positively, so I've got high hopes for the next ones too.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:04
    The teaser has so little info there's nothing much to say.
    "We've been making this for 3 years" just makes me more anxious than excited.
    I didn't even think platform was worth discussing since Switch 2 seemed like the obvious answer, but I guess they never actually confirmed it.

    Re: #43
    No, Guardians of Azuma was developed by Hyde, and Wind Bazaar was Three Rings.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:01
    Who knows when it'll actually release.
    Even if it ends up multiplatform with PS5, I wonder if they can even manage simultaneous physical releases.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:09
    Re: #53

    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/sag_alt-er_/imgs/a/5/a59fdb3a.jpg

    Marvelous revealed in their earnings report that this fiscal year's console lineup is the Muramasa: The Demon Blade remaster plus one more unannounced title.
    So either the new Story of Seasons or Rune Factory 6 should be out by next March.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:12
    Re: #53
    Whoa… that actually sounds credible.
    The farming game still felt like it had a ways to go, so Rune Factory will probably come out first.
    Good to hear PS5 might actually get a disc release too.
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:02
    Re: #53
    Probably around next summer, I'd guess. Though I think the farming game might come sooner, maybe spring.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:05
    Re: #55
    Really, that soon? Feels like it'll take 2-3 years.
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:04
    This looks good. Honestly, just drop PS5 already.
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:13
    Re: #58
    Switch is the one that should get dropped. I was already fed up with the insanely long load times on the Switch-first release of 5, and then the later Steam version ran buttery smooth — made me furious realizing I'd been sold the low-spec-adjusted version.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:07
    Re: #59
    Yeah, sorry, my bad.
    So maybe it's that they stopped outsourcing starting after Wind Bazaar and Guardians of Azuma? Honestly I'm fuzzy on where I even heard that.
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:17
    Re: #64
    I feel like I heard something similar back then too, but Hyde and Three Rings both stayed on as usual,
    so I figure it just meant they'd stop handing everything off wholesale to outside studios.
    Now that I think about it, they did cut Hakama though.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:10
    Re: #53
    This fiscal year's core lineup only has two console titles, so it'd be Muramasa plus either the new farming game or Rune Factory 6, right?
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:15
    Re: #77
    Bad graphics not selling was already proven by the Steam version of Guardians of Azuma.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:25
    Re: #81
    I mean, Rune Factory was never going to sell on Steam of all places anyway.
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:19
    Re: #1 included, it's just people on the hardware board (ゲハ) squawking away without even watching the special broadcast — total 'never actually played it' posturing (エアプ).
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:22
    Re: #86
    I watched it. The animal donuts were cute.
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:40
    Wonder if they're dropping Switch 1. Doesn't look completely impossible for it to run, barely.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:45
    Re: #98
    Releasing on Switch too would sell the most, no contest.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:57
    Re: #98
    If it just means sacrificing resolution and frame rate, I'd still want a Switch version.
    Showing off how downgraded it looks might even help sell people on Switch 2.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:14
    Re: #98
    This is Switch 1 quality, honestly.
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:45
    By the way, the Story of Seasons 30th anniversary and Rune Factory 20th anniversary sales are only running on Nintendo platforms, so that tells you everything.
    Also, which farming game would you all recommend?
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Re: #101
    The most popular one is Three Villages.
    If you're starting now though, I'd go with Wind Bazaar — it's got the free trial running right now, and it's the best-made one of what's available on Switch.
    136AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:07
    Checking out the sale on the older titles — why is 4 cheaper than 3?
    Is 4 priced like a budget 'best' edition just because it's the bad one?
    138AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:09
    The problem with Marvelous's Story of Seasons line is that it's way too Nintendo-focused, with everything else left way behind.
    Steam got left completely untouched and lost to the competition outright.

    Re: #136
    They ported 4 first and 3 later, so the one that came out first (4) is priced lower.
    143AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:22
    Re: #136
    3 came out later and apparently had the budget to redo the graphics.
    4 is just a straight port from the 3DS with obviously no budget put into it — I wish they'd done it the other way around.

    Background and Key Points

    Story of Seasons is Marvelous’s long-running farming-sim franchise (known in Japan as Bokujō Monogatari), localized in the West as “Harvest Moon” by Natsume until a 2014 split sent Marvelous to publish it themselves under a new name. Rune Factory is its 2006-launched spinoff that bolts dungeon-crawling and combat onto the same farming loop. Both series have historically leaned on Nintendo hardware, and the sales figures cited in the thread — Famitsu-tracked Japanese charts, not global totals — show why: Story of Seasons: Let’s! Wind’s Grand Bazaar moved 95,817 units on Switch against under 1,310 on PS5, and Guardians of Azuma saw a similar 86,223-to-1,384 split. 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board (ゲハ) is a notoriously console-partisan space, so skepticism toward any PS5 push was baked in from the start.

    The thread didn’t actually split over whether the numbers were bad — everyone agreed they were. It split over what they mean for a Switch-2-era, likely-multiplatform release: one camp read them as proof a PS5 SKU is dead weight for a niche JRPG-farming hybrid; another countered that the real problem was never PlayStation demand but Switch hardware bottlenecking Story of Seasons 5’s performance, pointing to a smoother Steam port as evidence multiplatform releases are worth doing regardless of Japanese chart position.

    What nobody raises is that these figures are Japan-only physical/digital charts pulled from Famitsu-style tracking — they say nothing about Western digital sales on Steam or PlayStation, where localized farming-sim franchises often perform disproportionately well relative to their domestic footprint, which is the actual commercial case for a port these posters never engage with.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (ゲハ)) thread “New footage revealed for “Story of Seasons” and “Rune Factory 6”!“

  • “Who’s Your Master?”: Town Councilman and Family Assault Myanmar Workers at Hokkaido Farm — Groped, Grabbed by the Collar, Beaten with an Iron Bar

    At an agricultural corporation in Kyogoku, Hokkaido, a sitting town councilman and his family are alleged to have repeatedly assaulted and sexually harassed Myanmar workers employed under the “Specified Skilled Worker” visa program. After the labor union that rescued the victims held a press conference, the story sparked a huge reaction on 5ch, with users debating everything from the state of Japan’s foreign worker system to the standing of the alleged perpetrator.

    At an agricultural corporation in Kyogoku, Hokkaido, a sitting town councilman and others are alleged to have repeatedly assaulted, verbally abused, and sexually harassed Myanmar women working under the “Specified Skilled Worker” visa. The labor union protecting the workers, who barely escaped with their lives, held a press conference revealing the harrowing details of the abuse.

    “Specified Skilled” foreign workers allegedly abused — six men and women rescued from Kyogoku farm

    [See this article in pictures for more detail]

    Source: newsdig.tbs.co.jp / Original article here

    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:24
    Re: #1
    "If it's hot, take off the raincoat. Drink water. Did you? Did you take the raincoat off? When did you take it off? You probably kept it on right until you got a headache, didn't you."

    Honestly the content of that quote is actually kind of caring lol
    210AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:57
    Re: #28
    Right? Not taking off the raincoat, not drinking water?
    228AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:00
    Re: #28
    He's literally telling them to take heatstroke precautions
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:26
    >I've told you guys this how many times. If it's hot, take off the raincoat. Drink water. Did you? Did you take it off? When did you take it off? You probably kept it on until you got a headache.

    He just sounds like a decent guy
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:27
    Re: #40
    Posting that one line over and over doesn't really prove anything…
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:28
    I watched the footage and heard the audio on the news
    The yelling was bad enough to make me sick to my stomach
    I feel ill
    To think there are Japanese people like this…
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:29
    Re: #48
    That was just normal back in the Showa era lol
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:29
    Japanese people probably did this kind of thing in Burma too
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:32
    Re: #57
    No wonder Kiichi Nakai ended up playing roles like that" (referencing the actor's part in the Burma-set war drama "The Burmese Harp")
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:29
    It keeps saying "father" this, "father" that — but whose father are we even talking about?
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:31
    Re: #58
    There are three "masters," and they're father and sons, so they distinguish them as Master A (the father) and Masters B and C (the sons)
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:35
    This is literally slavery.
    Isn't the UN going to come down on them for this?
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:38
    Re: #76
    Before that, it violates Japan's own Constitution
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:43
    Small-time farms like this should just be shut down — these are exactly the kind of people who want immigrant slaves
    130AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:47
    Isn't this just too low, even by any standard?
    Stories like this have come up before, but Japanese people are seriously trash
    179AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:54
    Re: #130
    Well, there are foreign workers who slack off too.
    Though hitting them with a stick is a bit much.
    189AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Re: #179
    If you paid Japanese workers a proper wage, they wouldn't slack off either
    191AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Re: #179
    Doing that to a woman is a bit much though
    Even if she's slacking off, there must be other ways to handle it
    153AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:50
    Hmm
    This is just some rural old guy — foul-mouthed and rough, sure — but isn't he just using "your Japanese master" to mean "boss/employer," to someone who barely understands Japanese?
    They're probably workers who don't listen and slack off
    160AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:51
    Hasn't the town council or the agricultural co-op put out any statement?
    The way everyone closes ranks to protect the local "big shot" (lol) — that solidarity really is something else, Hokkaido
    175AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:53
    If you check X (Twitter), his face and name are already out there
    He should just get arrested at this point
    203AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:56
    Re: #175
    Has anyone actually filed a police report though lol
    Looks like the Sapporo regional labor union is just demanding the agricultural corporation immediately stop the assault and abuse, that's all lol
    177AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:54
    See, it's a "black company" (exploitative employer), right?

    In the end, it's not just the foreigners who are the problem
    There are "people like this" who bring them over in the first place
    Same issue as the zaibatsu and the land reforms GHQ got furious and cracked down on
    Japan's biggest problem is its rich people
    182AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:54
    Immigration authorities go easy on farmers for some reason
    Stop coddling these hick farmers
    205AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:57
    Re: #182
    Same as the Iizuka case (the elderly ex-bureaucrat let off easy after a fatal crash) — they go soft on the elite
    I've been saying all along that they need to build a real system to manage and regulate foreign employers
    but somehow the penalties always get lighter when it's landowners and rich people involved
    209AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:57
    There's no way "coexistence" is actually happening
    Bringing foreigners into Japan in the first place was a mistake
    Sadly, Japanese people do have this tendency to look down on other Asians
    211AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:58
    So this is the LDP system in action then — importing foreigners?
    225AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:59
    Re: #211
    Are you an idiot? lol
    The fact that a labor union is involved means it's a labor law violation lol
    No way a Japanese person would work at a place this messed up, right? lol
    This has nothing to do with the LDP lmao

    Background and Key Points

    The “Specified Skilled Worker” (Tokutei Ginou) visa, created in 2019, lets foreign nationals work in labor-short sectors like agriculture, but workers are still tied to a single employer in ways that echo the older, notoriously abuse-prone Technical Intern Training Program it was meant to supplement. Hokkaido’s dairy and vegetable farms rely heavily on this labor, and Kyogoku is a small rural town where a family running the farm can also hold local political office — the alleged perpetrator is a sitting town councilman, which is why posters kept noting how insulated “local big shots” are from consequences. Labor unions, not the police, are typically the first responders in these cases because isolated foreign workers often don’t know how to reach authorities themselves.

    The thread split over how to read the leaked audio: some posters heard straightforward abuse — the shouting, the collar-grabbing, the iron bar — while others fixated on one relatively benign quote about telling a worker to remove a raincoat and drink water in the heat, arguing it showed the employer wasn’t purely malicious. That disagreement doesn’t square easily with the printed allegations of groping and beatings, which the “he was just doing heatstroke prevention” posters didn’t address.

    What the thread leaves out: as of the union’s press conference, no criminal complaint had been filed — the union was only demanding the company halt the abuse, not seeking arrest, so the “he should be arrested” comments are ahead of any actual legal process. Readers should also know the visa’s employer-tied structure, not individual cruelty alone, is what critics say enables this pattern to recur across Japan’s farms.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread ““Who’s Your Master?”: Town Councilman and Family Assault Myanmar Workers — Groped, Grabbed by the Collar, Beaten with an Iron Bar at Hokkaido Kyogoku Farm.”

  • Jomon Ancestry Gave Us a “Heat-Generating Physique” — But It Raises Obesity Risk Too

    A research team from the University of Tokyo, Tokyo Metropolitan University, Kyushu University, and others has shown that descendants of the Jomon people may have inherited a “heat-generating physique” that lets them raise their body temperature by burning fat, without shivering.

    On 5ch, the finding that people with more Jomon-derived genetic ancestry tend to be more prone to obesity sparked detailed discussion about obesity rates and body types in regions like Hokkaido, Okinawa, and Kagoshima, said to carry stronger Jomon genetic ancestry.

    Research conducted at the University of Tokyo, Tokyo Metropolitan University, and Kyushu University in Japan has shown that the ancestors of the Jomon people may have evolved a “heat-generating physique” — the ability to burn fat and warm their bodies without shivering — in order to survive the last ice age.

    (details omitted)

    Our bodies have two switches for fighting off the cold.

    Source: nazology.kusuguru.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:13
    So… what happens once you know that? 🤣
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:15
    Re: #7
    Think for yourself, lol
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:15
    Re: #7
    Dressing light in winter as a diet method — now that's revolutionary
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:17
    Sweaty fat guys are Jomon descendants?

    If that's true, Tohoku, Hokkaido, and Okinawa should be overflowing with fat people, right?
    Rejected.
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:57
    Re: #21
    Actually, obesity rates in Tohoku, Hokkaido, and Okinawa ARE high
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    I don't see many fat people in Hokkaido though
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:19
    Re: #23
    I went to Hokkaido three years ago, and people there seemed less "fat" and more "big-boned." Even the thin ones had sturdy, solid frames.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    So the pervert who's always stripping naked was right all along
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:23
    Re: #26
    If we're all in this together, maybe we shouldn't be so quick to deny each other's strengths?
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:20
    (;゚Д゚) So does that make skinny me… "Yayoiken" (likely meant "Yayoi lineage" — 弥生系 — probably a typo)?
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:26
    Re: #35
    Baldness is a continental (Yayoi) trait, lol
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:25
    If you skimp on heating in winter, you'll have lost weight by early spring.
    Though it's not exactly a healthy way to diet.
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:27
    So the generally-disliked sweaty fat guys might be the Jomon type.
    Maybe the reason the Jomon lineage got wiped out was some kind of genetic aversion response.
    A gene everyone hates.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:30
    I see — so I'm not fat, I just have strong Jomon blood
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:31
    Re: #53
    Be careful
    You'll get wiped out
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:31
    Re: #53
    You're still fat either way though, no?
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:41
    The traits everyone hates are probably Jomon characteristics:
    Fat
    Sweaty
    Bald
    Coarse body hair
    Body odor
    Bald
    If any of this sounds like you, brace yourself.
    The Yayoi won't let you escape.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:48
    Re: #72

    Got some kind of grudge against bald guys?
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:51
    My arm hair is sparse
    Beard only grows around my mouth
    Shovel-shaped teeth
    Normal shin hair
    Flat facial features
    Bald
    High alcohol tolerance
    Curly hair

    Pretty much all Yayoi genes
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33
    Re: #85
    Same as me, except for the "bald" part.
    Middle-aged guy here, 174cm and about 72kg.
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:23
    So doesn't that mean I could lose weight just by exercising!?
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    You don't need to be a Jomon descendant to figure this out.
    Why burn fat to stay warm?
    If you gather firewood, there's no need to carry extra fat, and no need to deliberately burn it either.
    It's genuinely inefficient.
    There must have been a scenario where this trait was advantageous, which is why the ability survived.
    A scenario where you're forced to stay in a cold place.
    A scenario where you need to consciously raise your body temperature there.
    And without moving your body.
    So what does that body heat actually do?
    It improves physical performance.

    Lying in wait for prey.
    Hunting.

    Re: #110
    Exactly.
    A constitution that gains fat easily and also burns it easily.
    And one more thing —
    muscle builds up just as easily too.
    119AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:35
    This is amazing.
    I wonder if people with high body temperature have more brown fat cells.
    If we could someday inject the genes for more brown fat cells, we'd be all set for the next ice age.
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:41
    Re: #119
    You can't burn calories you never ate.
    What you'd actually want for the next ice age is someone who can stay warm through the power of civilization without burning fat —
    a low-calorie, eco-friendly human who can survive on scarce food.
    That might not be the Jomon people.
    It might be you.
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:37
    Jomon bodies are surprisingly tough.
    They wouldn't even collapse under conditions that would normally cause death from overwork.
    But they can't defy the laws of physics.
    The payback for that toughness — for all the strain put on the body — always comes due later in life.
    Jomon people perform best living "short and intense."
    Sprinters of life.
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:34
    Re: #120
    To begin with, the short lifespan of Jomon people wasn't purely a physical issue
    141AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:00
    So does that mean I can lose weight by just blasting the AC?
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:18
    Re: #141

    (°∀°) Skip dinner and you'll slim right down. What's the point of eating right before bed? Though personally I still eat and drink booze anyway.

    (°∀°)つ Black oolong tea
    (/◎\) *glug glug*
    148AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:21
    Why are there so many overweight people in Hawaii?
    171AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:13
    Re: #148
    Well, not just Hawaii — people living on Pacific island nations could catch plenty of fish, so they got animal protein easily.
    On the other hand, sugary fruit was scarce, so genes efficient at absorbing what little sugar there was survived and spread.

    …But once modern society brought in lots of sugary food, that same genetic efficiency meant they absorbed too much sugar,
    making them prone to weight gain, apparently. Same goes for Japanese people — basically, human food environments have changed drastically in a short span of time,
    and it feels like our bodies and genes just haven't caught up.
    149AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:28
    People from Honshu outside Tohoku only carry about 10% Jomon genes, so it's not that relevant.

    Now that you mention it, people from Kagoshima and Okinawa, where Jomon ancestry is strong, do tend to be sturdy and a bit stocky.
    200AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:35
    Re: #149
    By Y-haplogroup it's actually 40%.
    Trying to downplay indigenous genetic ancestry
    is a form of discrimination against indigenous peoples —
    and that includes denying your own ancestors.
    168AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:55
    Published in Nature on November 12, 2024 — BioBank Japan (BBJ) genome analysis of Japanese people by region (171,287 individuals)


    The study found that a "triple structure" broadly applies to the genetic origins of modern Japanese people, with the proportion of Jomon ancestry varying significantly by region and individual.
    The proportion of Jomon ancestry strongly correlated with modern obesity risk and elevated BMI.

    Within the Ryukyu Islands (26.1%), Jomon ancestry levels are elevated, with the highest proportion observed on Yoron Island (Figure 2b).
    It's even higher in the Hokkaido subpopulation (mixed Ainu) at 31.6% (Figure 2c), a subpopulation drawn mainly from a subset of 139 individuals from Hokkaido.
    The Kinki region shows a relatively low level of Jomon ancestry (9.8%). This reflects the region's long-standing role as a political center, suggesting more frequent interaction with people arriving from the Asian continent than in other regions.
    177AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:04
    But in winter, Westerners seem oddly prone to dressing lightly, don't they?
    181AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:14
    Re: #177
    In cities, winters are often hot indoors because of the heating.
    Even I often feel like stripping down to just a T-shirt on the subway.
    179AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:12
    > As for Europe, it's a mere 8%.

    Even the Europeans like Erik the Red who reached Greenland
    ultimately failed to establish a lasting settlement there.
    It's Danish territory now, but
    90% of the population is Inuit, with very few white people.
    But the Inuit — or Eskimo, whatever you call them — being a people closely related to us, are incredibly resistant to cold.
    Well, even Hokkaido was something Japanese people avoided; serious settlement there didn't really start until the Meiji era, lol
    180AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:14
    Re: #179
    It's less that Honshu people "disliked" Hokkaido, and more that it was remote, already had indigenous people living there, and was too cold for farming to be practical, no?

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s population genetics has long rested on the “dual structure” model proposed in the 1990s: Jomon hunter-gatherers, present in the archipelago from roughly 16,000 to 3,000 years ago, mixed with Yayoi-period rice farmers who arrived from the continent starting around the 3rd century BCE, and modern Japanese are a blend of the two. The BioBank Japan analysis cited in the thread (Nature, November 2024, 171,287 individuals) refined this into a “triple structure” and, crucially, quantified regional variation: Jomon ancestry runs around 26% in the Ryukyus, over 31% in the Hokkaido subpopulation, but only about 10% in Kinki, the historic seat of government where continental contact was heaviest. The physiological claim — that Jomon-associated variants support non-shivering thermogenesis, burning fat via brown adipose tissue rather than shivering — is presented as an ice-age cold-adaptation, with the tradeoff being higher modern obesity/BMI risk, a “thrifty gene” pattern similar to what’s documented in Pacific Islander and Inuit populations.

    The thread’s actual disagreement wasn’t over the genetics but over lived observation: posters initially doubted the obesity link because Hokkaido “doesn’t look full of fat people,” only for others to push back with actual regional obesity-rate data supporting the correlation, and a separate dispute over whether Jomon ancestry in Honshu is ~10% (autosomal) or ~40% (Y-haplogroup) — different methods measuring different things, a distinction no one in the thread actually resolved.

    What’s likely misunderstood: “Jomon ancestry” here is a statistical genome-wide component, not an ethnic or indigenous identity marker, and the thread’s casual Jomon/Yayoi physical stereotyping (baldness, body odor, sturdiness) has no basis in the actual study, which only ties ancestry proportion to obesity/BMI risk.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Study] Jomon People Could Burn Fat to Warm Their Bodies — a “Heat-Generating Physique”; The More Jomon Genetic Ancestry a Person Has, the More Prone to Obesity They Tend to Be“.

  • Summer Dramas Flop With 2% Ratings Across the Board — Not Even Yuki Uchida or a GTO Revival Can Save Fuji TV

    Fuji TV’s summer dramas have all sunk to ratings in the 2% range, with even a drama starring Yuki Uchida and the revival of “GTO” failing to turn the numbers around, according to reports.

    On 5channel, users debated the reasons behind the ongoing exodus from television, how today’s drama production compares in quality to the hits of years past, and the culture within Fuji TV itself.

    Summer dramas all flop — Fuji TV’s crisis that even 50-something beauty Yuki Uchida or a GTO revival can’t save

    You can practically hear the death throes echoing out of Odaiba.

    Fuji TV’s dismal state is the talk of every network’s programming and production circles. It’s been a year and a half since the Nakai Masahiro scandal, and at Fuji Media Holdings’ shareholder meeting this past June, the company had just announced improved earnings…

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:29
    Because nobody watches TV anymore.
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:29
    Re: #2
    Exactly this.
    Especially young people.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:32
    Re: #2
    Lol, morons who brag about not watching TV but are still obsessed with everything TV-related.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:32
    The Wednesday 10pm slot's "Tokyo Middle 30"

    Has been #1 overall on TVer for 5 weeks straight

    TVer Overall Ranking #1
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    @TVer_official
    Thu 7/30 #TVerDailyRanking

    🥇 #TokyoMidosa (nickname for "Tokyo Middle 30")
    🥈 #WednesdayDowntown
    🥉 #VIVANT
    4⃣ #FirstCry
    5⃣ #GreatChase
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HOhmvjvaMAAiQEU.png
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:33
    Episode 3
    TVer Ranking
    #1 Overall
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HPCfY0FaoAA1A9f.jpg

    #1 overall, baby!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HPml2YUa8AEyK8K.jpg
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:33
    Re: #4
    Middle-aged and older viewers are drifting away from TV hard too these days.
    They probably cast Yuki Uchida as the lead betting her generation would still watch terrestrial dramas, but that bet totally missed.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:34
    The Taiga historical drama and the Sunday Theater slot are the only "national dramas" left. Everything else is garbage.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:37
    Re: #23
    Isn't the morning drama (asadora) doing better than the Taiga?
    This season too — the Toyotomi-themed Taiga < "Kaze Kaoru" (the asadora).
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:35
    The damages claim against Nakai is going to be massive, isn't it.
    143AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:03
    Re: #29
    I doubt they can actually collect money from Nakai, but he'll go down in history as the guy who took down a media giant like Fuji TV with a single act of sexual violence.
    153AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:07
    Re: #29
    Sounds like [former] president Minato and other execs are the ones being billed 5 billion yen by Fuji TV. Kind of makes you wish they'd gone after Nakai instead.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:37
    GTO ended up just pandering to kids — Onizuka lost his cunning, his lechery, his wild unpredictability, basically everything that made him him. It perfectly symbolizes the times: they caved to a tiny handful of people making dumb complaints, and as a result the vast majority just gave up and stopped watching.
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:38
    Re: #33
    I think [screenwriter] Yukawa did write it well, but honestly I wanted Onizuka to go full wrecking ball on the "school" itself lol. It's a drama — you can go as crazy as you want.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Re: #33
    The '98 version had Onizuka's wild side, and the student cast was on a whole different level compared to now. The source material, script, and direction all came together, and that's how it hit over 30% ratings at its peak.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:38
    Same with Yuji Oda in Bayside Shakedown — isn't it weird they think they can still win with basically the same cast lineup from over 20 years ago? I'd get it if middle-aged and older viewers still loved it, but that generation's stopped watching TV too.
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:40
    Re: #40
    And on top of that, they shot themselves in the foot with the Jiro Sato scandal.
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Re: #40
    Apparently [writer] Osamu Suzuki came up with the "101st Proposal" sequel after watching Top Gun — GTO's probably the same kind of thing.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:38
    Wasn't Fuji TV (mockingly nicknamed "Uji TV" by posters) President Shimizu supposed to be putting effort into anime? Did the incompetent old-guard drama/variety producers stage a comeback and kill that off?
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:54
    Re: #46
    And yet there's still no anime in primetime.
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:42
    They already flopped with the Shomuni revival.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:44
    Re: #59
    The "Men Who Can't Get Married" sequel also ended in disaster…
    Though reviving old shows isn't inherently a bad move.

    After all, the Dragon Zakura sequel — another Hiroshi Abe drama — was a hit.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:46
    Re: #69
    Both "Men Who Can't Get Married" and Dragon Zakura were good though.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:42
    The only way out of this mess is to make a drama starring Takuya Kimura for the male lead and Yui Aragaki for the female lead!
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:50
    Re: #63
    That reminds me, I want to see Sakai's Legal High again. Give us season 3 already.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:43
    Sankei Shimbun is pulling out of the Tohoku region, and Sankei Building is being sold off. They say they're focusing on the media business, but moves like this don't exactly show it.
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:44
    Re: #64
    Sankei Shimbun is still hanging in there in Okinawa, but it's not contributing to profits.
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:45
    This is the result of them getting cocky with "if it's not fun, it's not TV." Go back to the spirit of coughing up blood to make content — that's what TV should be.
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Re: #70
    Back in the "if it's not fun" era it actually was fun. At some point TV as a whole just became boring.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Who would've counted as the "50-somethings" back when today's 50-year-olds were students? Mari Kaga and that crowd, maybe?
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:50
    Re: #82
    Nah, for me it'd be Kaoru Yachigusa for actresses and Ken Takakura for actors.
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:49
    They probably figured a GTO revival would pull in ratings. Wake up — the whole premise is out of touch. Nobody out there actually cares about sequels to old dramas.
    105AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:54
    Re: #85
    Korean and Chinese dramas just look more beautiful. Japanese dramas are so gloomy and dark they're hard to watch.
    101AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:54
    TV and games both feel like they've stopped thinking. All they care about is making money without spending any, and that's exactly why it's boring. To start with, the people making it don't even find it fun themselves. Nobody knows what'll sell anymore, so they just flail around and lose the ability to make something they'd genuinely enjoy — which means they can't justify spending money on it either.
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:57
    Re: #101
    Nobody knew what would sell back then either. It's just that everyone's become the type to shoot ideas down immediately, so they've lost the ability to make something they actually believe in.
    122AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:58
    Re: #101
    The core of the production side genuinely thinks they're overflowing with talent and making incredibly interesting stuff. You can tell they're deluded if you saw the video the screenwriters posted and quickly deleted during the "Sexy Tanaka-san" controversy.

    Background and Key Points

    Fuji TV has been in freefall since January 2025, when a scandal involving star host Nakai Masahiro—accused of a sexual assault the network was later found to have known about and mishandled—triggered advertiser boycotts, a management shakeup, and the resignation of president Koichi Minato. In Japan, terrestrial drama ratings are household viewership percentages tracked by Video Research; a 2% rating for a primetime drama is a historic low, especially for a network that once dominated the 1990s-2000s “trendy drama” era. GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka), the 1998 series about a delinquent-turned-teacher, was a cultural phenomenon that hit over 30% ratings at its peak, making its revival a symbolic test of whether Fuji can still produce a hit.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t “is TV dying”—posters mostly agree it is—but whether the failure is structural (audiences fleeing to streaming/TVer, an aging fanbase that no longer watches broadcast) or self-inflicted (a sanitized, toothless GTO reboot, recycled 20-year-old franchises like Bayside Shakedown, and a production culture posters accuse of self-satisfied complacency, referencing a leaked video from writers during an unrelated scriptwriter controversy).

    What outsiders likely miss is TVer, Japan’s free ad-supported catch-up streaming platform: several of these “flop” dramas are actually topping TVer’s daily rankings, meaning viewership hasn’t vanished so much as migrated off the household-ratings metric entirely—a nuance the posters raise but the headline obscures. Also unmentioned in the thread is that Fuji’s parent, Fuji Media Holdings, is separately dealing with real-estate divestitures (Sankei Building) unrelated to the drama slump, muddying how much of the crisis is content versus corporate.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[TV] Ratings in the 2% range everywhere… Summer dramas all flop — Fuji TV’s crisis that even 50-something “Yuki Uchida”‘s beauty or the “GTO” revival can’t save“.