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  • Hirano Aya Was So Cute in Her Prime — 5ch: ‘Her Real Voice Sounds Like Anime AND She’s Pretty’

    A thread on 5ch’s livestream discussion board looked back on how cute voice actress Hirano Aya was in her prime. Comments praising her looks poured in, like “Having a natural voice that sounds like an anime character AND a cute face was rare back then” and “Her school uniform cosplay from the Haruhi Blu-ray extras beat plenty of actual idols.” Opinions on her acting ability, however, clashed head-on — some argued she had “a skill level that set her apart from everyone else,” while others dismissed it as “overacting with no real individuality.” The debate expanded into comparisons with fellow voice actresses Mizuhashi Kaori and Kobayashi Yu, and even live-action actresses Toda Erika and Sawajiri Erika, but no consensus was ever reached.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:12
    Can't blame her if she's had three or five boyfriends
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:15
    Her acting skills were a cut above the rest
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:17
    Re: #10
    Never thought her acting was good.
    Not bad, sure, but she's a totally average voice actress.
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:20
    Re: #14
    I don't know much about voice actors either, but Hirano Aya is five times better than Mizuhashi Kaori.
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:17
    The type who bowed out on her own before jealousy could take her down
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:17
    She's got the 'Kokin-chan' housewives' league backing her now, so she's set for life (Kokin-chan is a nickname referencing an Anpanman character, used jokingly here for her housewife fanbase)
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:20
    Re: #15
    What worries me is if a scandal ever hits.
    If she had an affair or something, wouldn't that be instant career death?
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:18
    When she went on HEY!HEY!HEY!, her way-too-forced persona was so cringe I couldn't take it
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:21
    Re: #16
    I mean, Hirano Aya's basically always played the 'burikko' (fake-innocent, overly cutesy) type anyway
    63AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:05
    Re: #16
    Major Matisse.
    Colonel Matsumotine.
    23AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:22
    Re: #19
    I'd say the strength of having housewives in her corner is exactly why it wouldn't be an instant out
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:24
    Re: #23
    But if she's got housewives backing her and then has an affair with a married man, that's the day they'd drag her down — so there's still risk
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:24
    I remember her bringing real flavor to her role in Wave, Listen to Me!
    26AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:26
    Re: #25
    As an actress she really shines more in supporting roles — when she's the lead, someone like Toda Erika or Sawajiri Erika from her generation has overwhelmingly more star power, so she ends up not standing out
    31AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:29
    Between 'Lifeline,' 'AYA STYLE,' and her reputation for dating band guys, she was never short on things to talk about
    44AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:40
    Re: #31
    If this were happening now, Bunshun (the tabloid famous for scandal scoops) would definitely bite, and it'd be even bigger news
    32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:30
    She did school uniform cosplay in the Haruhi Blu-ray extras, and that beat plenty of mediocre idols
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:32
    Re: #32
    If she'd actually been an idol, people probably would've said she wasn't even that cute — so being a voice actress added a ton of extra appeal
    35AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:31
    Her only flaws were a slightly wide forehead and being flat-chested, really.
    Having a natural voice that sounds like an anime character AND a cute face — that combo was rare back then
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:33
    Re: #35
    A wide forehead makes you look more baby-faced, so it's not really a flaw
    45AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:44
    Re: #35
    Kaneda Tomoko had an anime-style voice and was cute too
    47AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:47
    Re: #45
    Kanetomo's got a cute face too — she looks like Adachi Yumi
    53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    Re: #47
    Yeah, I can see the Adachi Yumi resemblance.
    49AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:49
    She was an undeniable genius as a voice actress, which makes it such a waste.
    Voice acting is a job you're better off just sticking to behind the scenes
    54AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    Re: #49
    She's just average, honestly.
    She gets credit for having decent-enough skill despite being cute, that's all
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:52
    Re: #54
    No, she really was a genius as a voice actress.
    Kind of like idol Ayaya (Matsuura Aya), but for voice acting
    56AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:54
    Re: #55
    I've never been moved by Hirano's acting.
    Too breathy and overacted.
    And plenty of other voice actors can do voice-changing just as well
    57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:55
    Re: #55
    Her acting isn't really that big a deal, is it?
    58AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:57
    Re: #56
    Changing your voice tone doesn't even matter that much for a voice actor.
    If anything, NOT changing it takes more talent, since you're not an impressionist comedian.
    As a voice-acting technician, Hirano is top-tier
    59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:58
    Re: #58
    That's exactly my point though — her acting is overdone and it's never moved me at all
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:59
    Re: #59
    Being a voice actor isn't about moving people emotionally.
    The job is making the character stand out
    62AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:04
    Re: #60
    Even by that logic, she doesn't have much individuality
    65AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:06
    Re: #62
    A voice actor's individuality only comes through via the character.
    It's not something you judge them on as a person
    67AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:08
    Re: #65
    Eh, Kobayashi Yu could replace her anyway — same style of acting

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Hirano Aya is a voice actress whose popularity took off after starring in 2006’s The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and even back then her distinctively high anime-style voice and looks — said to hold up even in live-action — were a hot topic. The main point of contention in the thread was how to judge acting ability: those who valued “the technical skill of playing distinct character types” clashed with those who valued “whether the performance draws you in emotionally,” and even comparisons with Mizuhashi Kaori and Kobayashi Yu didn’t settle the argument. Another point of debate was her work as an actress — some argued she pales in comparison to live-action-focused actresses of her generation like Toda Erika and Sawajiri Erika, while others pointed to praise for roles like the one in Wave, Listen to Me!, with her popularity as a voice actress and her standing as an actress discussed as separate matters. Worth noting: there’s no objective yardstick for a voice actor’s “skill” here — this is ultimately just an exchange of personal opinions on an anonymous message board.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Live News general board) thread “Hirano Aya was seriously cute in her prime, personality aside.”

  • Supposed to Be Eco-Friendly, but the Packaging Wasn’t: Apple Watch Band Sparks 5ch Chat

    A thread from “Hoihoi Village,” the popular recurring series on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board. It started as idle chat with posters trading updates about the rain, then took off when someone complained about the genuine Apple Watch band they’d ordered from Amazon: “It’s supposed to be an eco-friendly product, but the way it’s shipped isn’t eco-friendly at all.” From there, talk turned to Apple’s environmental efforts — FSC certification, carbon neutrality, offices running on solar power — before eventually drifting back into casual chatter about band design preferences.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:47
    (´・ω・`)I'm the village chief, hoi (his catchphrase tic).
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:48
    Is this thread being environmentally friendly!?
    5AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:48
    Re: #3
    (´・ω・`)It's a very peaceful village, hoi
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    The genuine Apple Watch band I bought on Amazon was made with the environment in mind, and yet it's being delivered in a totally un-eco-friendly way 🤬
    8AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    Re: #6
    (´・ω・`)Just give it up, hoi
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #6
    Go stomp in a puddle with your sneakers on
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    ( ◠‿ ◠ )Well then, here we go…

    Haa🖐( ◠ ‿◠ )🖐 dosukoi dosukoi (a sumo wrestler's chant)
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    Re: #7
    (´・ω・`)That's not it, hoi
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    (´・ω・`)You're always on about the long autumn rains, hoi hoi hoi
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #11
    (´・ω・`)Sure is rainy lately, hoi
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    (´・ω・`)Weather's holdin' up okay on my end, yessir (old-fashioned rustic speech)
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #14
    (´・ω・`)It stopped raining over here too, hoi
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა Alright, my turn too… dosukoi-koi!
    🖐  🤚
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #16
    (´・ω・`)That's not it though, hoi
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    Re: #8
    Why doesn't my local electronics store carry the genuine bands?
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:52
    Re: #19
    (´・ω・`)Can't they special-order it for you, hoi?
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    (´・ω・`)It's drizzling steadily
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:53
    Re: #20
    (´・ω・`)Feels like the rainy season's back, hoi
    21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    (´・∀・`)Looks like tomorrow's rain will be heavier
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:53
    Re: #21
    (´・ω・`)It's better than the original forecast, hoi
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    Re: #30
    (´・ω・`)Go ahead and ask them, hoi
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    Re: #34
    Already bought it on Amazon — it's being shipped in a way that isn't eco-friendly
    41AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Re: #37
    (´・ω・`)Just give up on that, hoi
    61AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:05
    Re: #41
    I went with this year's (2025) Pride Edition — part of the proceeds go to LGBT charities
    70AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:10
    Re: #61
    (´・ω・`)Has it arrived yet, hoi?
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    Ahee Ahee
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    Ahee        /  ・᷇ ∀ ./  ・᷇ ∀
     Ahee    ∧_∧__ノ…../____ノ ∧_∧
            /    )          / ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆)
           ∧_∧ _ノ  ヒ、ヒィー   …../_ ∧_∧
          (    )   ('A`≡'A`)     ( ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ )  Ahee Ahee
           ヽ ∧_∧   人ヘ )ヘ  ∧_∧__ノ
            (・᷆    ヽ         (・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ \
    Ahee    ヽ_ ∧_∧   ∧_∧___ノ
               ∀ ・᷆  \ ∀ ・᷆   \    Ahee
               ヽ____\ヽ___ノ
    43AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Re: #39
    (´・ω・`)Cut it out, hoi
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    Re: #39
    What even is this ASCII art, lol

               |
      |    i  _,,o,,_    i
            //  ヘ\ |
      i  |   /  i   i ヘ    |
           ゚⌒゚⌒゚l⌒゚⌒゚l  i
     |    i ∧,,∧  | 
       i   ( ´・ω) |  i   | 
         (∪  つし
         `u-u'
    74AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:12
    Apple obtains and relies on FSC (Forest Stewardship Council) certification — the international standard proving sustainable management — for the paper and forest resources used in its product packaging.

    On top of that, every Apple Watch model since 2023 has been fully carbon-neutral certified, using 100% renewable energy throughout manufacturing, with over 30% recycled aluminum.

    And yet Amazon ships it to my house in a way that isn't eco-friendly at all
    81AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    Re: #74
    (´・ω・`)Didn't you order it directly from Apple, hoi?
    87AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:15
    Re: #81
    Apple's official store didn't have my size in stock. This year's model had it, but I hate the Sport Loop
    92AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:16
    Re: #87
    (´・ω・`)Ah, I see, hoi
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:12
    Re: #70
    It arrives Saturday — that last pic was just one I found online
    78AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    Re: #75
    (´・ω・`)Nice purchase
    82AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    Re: #75
    (´・ω・`)I see, I see, hoi hoi
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:15
    Re: #78
    Apple plans to make all of its shipments carbon-neutral by 2030
    94AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:16
    Re: #89
    (´・ω・`)That's a big tech company's responsibility — hope they keep at it seriously
    96AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:18
    Re: #94
    Apple's current headquarters, completed in 2018, covers all its energy needs using only the solar panels blanketing its roof. Not many tech companies go this far
    98AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:18
    Re: #96
    (´・ω・`)Amazing
    99AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:19
    Re: #92
    This year's isn't bad either, but don't you think the Sport Loop is too casual?
    103AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:21
    Re: #99
    (´・ω・`)I don't use a smartwatch so I can't really say, hoi
    108AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:25
    Re: #103
    I feel like this year's one (the Sport Loop) only really works with casual outfits like t-shirts


    I've bought a bunch of different bands, but honestly the Sport Band ends up being the most complete design
    129AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:48
    (´・ω・`)Here's one I took a while back.
    Not from today, okay.

    137AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:04
    __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽWent to a hotel buffet
    I love the curry here


    147AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:11
    Re: #137
    🍶(●´・ω,・)🍣Looks so fancy and delicious! ("oshanti" — playful slang for stylish/chic)
    151AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:14
    Re: #137
    (´・ω・`)It's a high-class place.
    Any restaurant that serves the soup spoon on its own little plate is high-class.
    For a lowly guy like me, the bar's too high.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    For context, Apple has stated since 2020 that it aims to make every product’s entire lifecycle carbon-neutral by 2030, and some Apple Watch models have already achieved that certification. Meanwhile, the shipping packaging used by major e-commerce platforms like Amazon is chosen based on shipping volume and delivery efficiency, operating under standards separate from manufacturers’ environmental efforts. The sense of disconnect raised in the thread — “the maker cares about the environment, but the shipping doesn’t” — reflects the reality that environmental standards are handled separately across manufacturing and logistics. That said, this thread itself isn’t really building toward a conclusion or a debate; it’s mostly casual chat that wanders from updates on the rain to talk about band designs, with the topic drifting from one thing to the next — which is exactly the charm of the “Hoihoi Village” series.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´・ω・`)Hoihoi Village Is Rainy, Hoi ☔“.

  • NARUTO’s Rock Lee: Fans Point Out He’s One of the Series’ Most Popular Characters Overseas

    On the 5channel (5ch) board “Nandemo Jikkyou G,” a thread discussed what people knew about Rock Lee, the ninja from NARUTO. While some gave harsh assessments calling him a “complete downgrade” of his mentor Might Guy, others pointed out that despite the handicap of being unable to use any ninjutsu at all, he shone during the Chunin Exams — and that he’s actually one of the most popular characters in the series overseas. A stream of detailed trivia about the original manga’s setup kept surfacing, such as how his signature techniques, the Reverse Lotus and the Eight Gates, are double-edged swords that damage his own body as much as his enemy’s, and how he barely appears in the sequel BORUTO — leading to a thread full of mixed opinions.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:53
    Was full of himself when he first showed up
    5AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:54
    Isn't it kind of harsh calling him a complete downgrade of Might Guy?
    They could've given him at least one thing where he surpasses Guy.
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:55
    The fact that the Reverse Lotus can chip away a huge chunk of an enemy's HP
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Re: #6
    Though it apparently chips away a huge chunk of his own HP too
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    If it weren't for Gaara's plot armor, he might've been the strongest in the Chunin Exams
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    He's popular enough that they made a spinoff and an anime-original episode about his dad
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:05
    Re: #10
    He's just an easy character to make content about because he's a gag character
    His inspiration is Bruce Lee and the like anyway
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:01
    The man whose mentor stole all his thunder
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    You wouldn't guess it, but overseas he's one of the top one or two most popular characters in the series
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    Even his spot as the "genius through hard work with no bloodline" gets taken by Sakura, the girl he's crushing on
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:05
    Lmao, at some point he and Gaara just became buddies
    27AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:11
    He actually beats some pretty strong characters and shines in the movies, so his treatment in Part 2 of the main series is way too harsh
    28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:11
    Not being able to use any ninjutsu at all is playing on hard mode — poor guy
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:21
    Weekly Shonen Jump once ran a feature profiling two Naruto characters nicknamed "Nice Guy" and "Pocha Lee" (punning nicknames for Might Guy and Rock Lee)
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:25
    Guy-sensei really did steal all his thunder
    40AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:26
    Being close with Naruto, he's a character who gets favorable treatment
    42AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:27
    His peak was the fight against Gaara
    54AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:36
    Re: #42
    He was still holding strong up through the fight with Kimimaro
    43AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:27
    In settings focused on hand-to-hand combat, like fighting games, he instantly rockets to the top of the meta
    44AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:28
    If the setting had been that, to make up for being bad at ninjutsu, he could open up to the Seventh Gate without wrecking his body, he could've been an upgrade over Guy
    46AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:30
    In Gekitou Ninja Taisen (the fighting game), spamming the Reverse Lotus was basically an easy win
    48AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:31
    Just being given an ultimate technique like the Eight Gates that still gets him a moment to shine in the final arc is already pretty lucky
    His classmates from the same year are stuck with dogs or bugs
    51AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:35
    Re: #48
    Tenten's basically got zero gimmick at all
    49AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:34
    Someone who deserves more criticism than Naruto
    A student who gets massively favored by his teacher (Guy) — if you're a fellow student, that's the worst kind of person to have around
    50AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:35
    The role of "the one who beats Neji" got taken from Lee by Naruto
    57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:37
    During the Chunin Exams he was easily stronger than Neji
    Actually, is there anyone besides Gaara who could beat Rock Lee?
    58AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:37
    There are two different episode/chapter subtitles literally called "Lee's Secret!"
    62AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:44
    A man living off the glory of the Chunin Exams alone
    63AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:45
    He said "the strongest genin in Konoha is on my team," but the weakest kunoichi in Konoha is also on his team 🥹
    That girl who just pulls out weapons (Tenten)
    65AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:46
    He can't control chakra at all, yet he can move on water
    92AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:08
    Re: #65
    Apparently he's kicking his legs at a speed too fast to see, just to keep from drowning
    68AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:48
    Having Guy around was actually this guy's misfortune
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:56
    Re: #68
    Without Guy he'd be useless — he wouldn't even have taijutsu
    73AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:55
    He got divorced from Tenten
    80AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:00
    Re: #73
    According to the official setting (jokingly attributed to creator Kishimoto), they got swept up in a marriage boom among their friends and married on a whim, then split up soon after
    77AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:58
    Haven't read it so I wouldn't know, but does he at least become a downgraded Guy in the sequel?
    83AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:01
    Re: #77
    He doesn't show up at all
    From his generation, only Shikamaru really appears
    86AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:04
    He has a kid named Metal Lee — they really botched that naming
    87AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:05
    Re: #86
    If your dad's named Rock, Metal is the only option for a son's name
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:07
    The fact that Guy always called Lee by his surname the whole time
    91AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:08
    Re: #89
    LOL LOL LOOOL!
    He cared about him more than anyone, so why?! 😭

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Rock Lee is almost the only major character in the NARUTO main story set up as completely unable to use ninjutsu or genjutsu; instead he fights purely with taijutsu, wielding the “Eight Gates” — an ultimate technique that sacrifices his own body. That’s the backdrop for why the Reverse Lotus and the Eight Gates kept coming up in the thread as a “double-edged sword that damages the enemy but also hurts himself.” Opinions split between those who saw him as nothing more than a “complete downgrade” of his mentor, Might Guy, and those who pointed to his standout performance in the Chunin Exams arc and his high popularity overseas (#17) as evidence of his own unique presence. What’s easy for readers to miss is that this gap in treatment isn’t simple favoritism — it stems from the built-in handicap of having no ninjutsu at all — and the fact that he barely appears in the sequel series BORUTO (#83), which symbolizes the story’s generational handoff to a new cast of protagonists.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “Things People Know About NARUTO’s Rock Lee.”

  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Update Upends Time Attack Records, Opinions Split

    A +0.1 change to coin-boost acceleration in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’s latest update has pulled the rug out from under years of Time Attack (TA) records. On 5ch’s hardware/industry board (“Geha”), the change split posters between TA enthusiasts furious that their records were rendered meaningless without explanation, and cooler-headed users who shrugged it off with “just set new records under the new rules” or “TA players are a tiny minority, this is overblown.” Some pointed out that records from the old ruleset aren’t actually deleted, just archived separately by patch — leaving a noticeable gap in how seriously people took the controversy.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:03
    Looks like the +0.1 coin-boost change just made every existing TA record meaningless
    2AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:05
    Why not just get hyped and restart from scratch to set new records?
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:06
    Just go set the record again, it's that simple
    Don't lose your mind over something this trivial
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:08
    Re: #4
    Why'd they even add +0.1?
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:10
    Re: #6
    Go ask Nintendo
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:55
    Re: #7
    If they patch something that changes times with zero explanation, yeah, people are gonna be pissed
    57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:56
    Re: #55
    By that logic, racing games could never be updated again
    59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:58
    Re: #55
    Why rage on a gaming forum instead of complaining straight to Nintendo?
    Not that I'm stopping you
    8AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:11
    Records are managed per patch to begin with
    The old patch's champion title doesn't just vanish
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:13
    Less than 0.01% of players even do TA runs
    Let them rage among themselves
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:14
    They're not mad about the record itself, they're mad about the ranking lol
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:17
    Re: #11
    Why not just compete in the new-ruleset category?

    Right now you could probably blow past the old times and grab the top spot
    12AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:15
    It's really just a new ruleset category

    I get the argument that it's meaningless if you can't keep playing under the same conditions, though

    And records from the old ruleset stick around too, preserved permanently
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:15
    A real athlete would just chase the top spot again once the rules change
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:17
    What's even the deal with TA players?
    I genuinely don't get the appeal at all

    Even watching TA runs, they cut corners in weird spots that just look wasteful, so I never think "wow, impressive"
    They just seem like an odd bunch to me
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:17
    Re: #14
    If you care this much, you must be a Time Attack guy yourself
    Show us your times, then
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:18
    Isn't this exactly the kind of thing that gets hardcore players hyped to hunt for new routes?
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:20
    I could understand complaining about an actual nerf, but whining over a routine update is just toxic
    21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:20
    What's the actual reason for bumping the speed up a notch?
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:20
    I don't want to watch some "champion" cling forever to a record they only pulled off once, fluke or not
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:29
    Why change the base speed at this point, of all things?
    40AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:33
    Re: #34
    That's clearly aimed at people who want more reasons to keep grinding 8DX
    49AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    Since [Mario Kart] World turned out to be a dud, a lot of players are probably coming back to 8DX
    51AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:44
    Re: #49
    If you want to be cynical about it, this update could also be read as trying to keep people away from 8DX
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:58
    Doesn't the Switch 2 version run at a higher framerate anyway? Wouldn't that get you better times regardless?
    64AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:02
    Re: #60
    Ah, I see
    So it's about bringing it in line with the Switch 2 version
    The whole point of the update is probably to funnel people toward the Switch 2, so that tracks
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:06
    You get to discover new routes and everyone starts from zero — that's a good thing
    If you're a TA player this is basically your one big shot at touching the #1 world ranking, so getting mad about it makes zero sense to me
    72AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:07
    Re: #69
    I can picture someone who doesn't even understand how TA records and rankings work just picking a fight based on assumptions
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:17
    Mario Kart is famous for quietly selling forever under the radar
    It's kind of scary how it's a perennial fixture on the yearly sales charts
    86AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:34
    Re: #75
    Then they need to be more careful with their updates
    82AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:32
    I'd get being mad if it got slower and made beating records impossible
    But if it got faster, doesn't that just mean more to dig into? Shouldn't that be a good thing?
    84AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:34
    Re: #82
    That's an easy thing to say if you don't actually play it
    83AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:33
    Now we finally get to throw this right back at Sony every time they push an update
    88AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:35
    Re: #83
    Though apparently people went ballistic demanding Shell no Surge (a game title) get pulled from the KOTY list ("Kuso of the Year," Japan's unofficial worst-game-of-the-year award) just because it can be patched
    85AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:34
    Re: #57
    If updates had kept coming steadily since launch, you'd figure more were on the way, but this really came out of nowhere — like, why now?

    For reference, Sonic Racing handles it by tweaking multiplayer balance separately while leaving Time Attack mode on the old specs
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:38
    Re: #85
    So it's a timing issue, huh
    Though if they patch Time Attack separately, wouldn't that make it harder to practice?

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe’s Time Attack (TA) system is designed so records are sorted and managed by patch (ruleset), and even after this update, records set under the old ruleset are preserved rather than erased. Several posters in the thread made this same point (>>8, >>12), suggesting the thread title’s claim of “wiping out the past entirely” is something of an exaggeration. The debate split along two lines: (1) whether even a small tweak like a +0.1 coin-boost change — which alters racing lines and undercuts the foundation of existing TA strategies — should be seen as an “unreasonable blow,” or whether players should simply take it as a chance to “chase the top spot again under the new ruleset”; and (2) whether the whole controversy deserves to be taken seriously at all, given how small the TA-playing population is. Some posters also speculated that the change was made to align with, or nudge players toward, the Switch 2 version, though this can’t be confirmed from the thread itself.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Time Attack Players Furious Over Update That Wipes Out the Past“.

  • Famitsu’s Onimusha Article Omits Switch 2 from Platform List — 5ch Users Cry ‘Deliberate’

    A post claiming that the platform-icon lineup in Famitsu’s September 10 issue feature on “Onimusha” doesn’t include a Switch 2 icon became a hot topic on the game hardware (ゲハ) board. While some in the thread suspected “they must be deliberately leaving Switch 2 out,” others countered that “since the Switch 2 version was announced later, they probably just forgot to add the icon — the text listing is still there,” splitting opinion between intentional exclusion and a simple mistake. The thread also notes that a Switch 2 version product page can in fact be found on the Nintendo eShop.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:55
    Source: Re: #2
    2AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:55
    11 Anonymous 2026/09/03 (Thu) 19:13:04.25 ID:DJlAat6U0
    I read Famitsu's Onimusha article, and yeah, Switch 2 wasn't in the platform list. Deliberate, maybe?
    This is the September 10 issue.

    18 Anonymous 2026/09/03 (Thu) 19:22:45.32 ID:boLu0gcZ0
    Re: #11
    Checked the Kindle edition — yep, it's true.
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:58
    They're doing this again, huh
    35AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:06
    Re: #2
    It was added later, so they just forgot to slap the icon on — the text's still there
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:56
    Famitsu, are you seriously still calling yourself a news magazine?
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:57
    What were the writer and the final checker even doing?
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:57
    Just shut the magazine down already, Nintendo Direct is all we need
    12AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:58
    Is Capcom some kind of traitor to Famitsu now?
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:58
    Honestly we should be grateful
    Garbage media like this is exactly why Nintendo Direct was born
    94AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:53
    Re: #13
    Exactly right
    It's a beautiful thing
    when garbage gets recognized as garbage
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:59
    Still pulling this garbage, huh
    A 'mochi shop' (i.e., a supposed expert — from the saying 餅は餅屋, "leave it to the pros") that can't even sell mochi properly is worthless
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:59
    It's scary that they don't even realize they're getting paid off Nintendo-related articles
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:59
    For some reason they left it out of the compatible-platforms list on the left so it looks like it's not even there, lol
    Is this what a news magazine looks like?
    33AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:05
    Re: #16
    It's the Sponichi (a Japanese tabloid known for sloppy, sensational reporting) of the gaming industry
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:00
    Just labeling it 'PC' is vague, isn't it
    There's Steam, Epic, and MS versions, and you can't tell which one they mean
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:01
    Of course it's deliberate
    Whatever the actual facts are, given their track record it's fair to assume it's intentional
    21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:02
    Nobody even reads it anymore, so who cares about this outlet
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:02
    They've never once 'accidentally' left out PlayStation lol
    It's gotta be deliberate lol
    23AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:02
    Goki-musha (a mocking pun combining 'Onimusha' with 'goki,' a slur for PlayStation fanboys) is the worst (´・ω・`)
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:02
    They wrote up a whole comment every single time PS5 sales climbed by another million, but when Switch 2 passed 6 million units they just ignored it
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:02
    Of course the Switch 2 version is coming out
    they're just listing the other platforms it releases on
    26AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:03
    It's 30fps, so of course that's how it goes
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:06
    Re: #26
    GTA talk is off-topic here
    27AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:03
    Given how Famitsu's quality is these days, it honestly might just be a careless mistake
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:08
    Can't believe they're still making mistakes like this
    45AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:11
    Re: #39
    It happens pretty often with Nintendo hardware
    but it's never once happened with PlayStation
    54AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:17
    Nobody's buying Onimusha on the underpowered Switch 2 anyway, so who cares
    You'd normally play it on PC
    I'm running it on my custom-built RTX 4090 rig
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:20
    Re: #54
    I want to play lying down, so Switch 2 it is for me
    Building your own PC is way too nerdy lol
    56AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:18
    You could excuse it by saying the info was outdated since the Switch 2 version was announced later than the other platforms
    57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:19
    Re: #56
    It's written further down though
    61AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:20
    Nintendo made them scrub Sony's name off MGS4 too, so it's only fair — they're even
    62AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:21
    Re: #61
    Even if Konami's side just unilaterally kowtowed on their own, that's still creepy
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:26
    71AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:29
    Of course they don't want to feature some massively downgraded version running variable 30fps with objects getting culled left and right
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:43
    Re: #71
    Why are you suddenly trash-talking GTA6?
    82AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:34
    Wait, is the Switch 2 version of Onimusha not even coming out?
    I was planning to buy the Premium Deluxe Edition
    85AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:37
    Re: #82
    It's coming out
    https://store-jp.nintendo.com/item/software/D70010000112822
    The Premium-whatever edition too
    https://store-jp.nintendo.com/item/software/D70070000035435
    87AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:40
    Maybe deep down they hate having to tally up Nintendo game sales every week too
    Once PlayStation drops physical packages for good, they'll probably scrap the rankings altogether
    88AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:41
    Re: #87
    Whether they like it or not, there's nothing they can do about PlayStation software just not selling

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    What sparked this thread was a claim that gaming magazine Famitsu, in an article introducing “Onimusha,” left the Switch 2 icon out of its list of compatible-platform icons. On the hardware/industry (ゲハ) board, there’s a long-running undercurrent of frustration with how Famitsu handles Nintendo hardware coverage, and this incident quickly fed into the view that “this has to be deliberate.” That said, some posters in the thread pointed out that because the Switch 2 version was announced later than the other platforms, the icon list simply hadn’t been updated yet — even though the text listing itself was present — leaving open the possibility that it was a simple oversight. It’s also worth noting that a Switch 2 version product page can indeed be found on the Nintendo eShop, so this is easy to misread as the release itself being in doubt, which it isn’t. On the whole, this is a familiar type of thread for the board — a mix of distrust toward how media outlets treat different platforms and the usual rivalry between console fanbases.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (ゲハ)) thread “[Sad News] Famitsu, for some reason, doesn’t include Switch 2 in Onimusha’s platform list.”

  • PS enthusiast: “It’s a lie that PlayStation isn’t popular in Japan! Combined hardware and software sales favor PS”

    A post appeared on 5ch’s hardware/industry (“Geha”) board claiming that it’s a lie PlayStation isn’t popular in Japan — that when you combine hardware and software sales overall, PS actually sells better. In response, data on recent software sales rankings was presented showing the Switch in first place with 4.86 million units (48.2%) and the Switch 2 in second with 3.98 million units (41.1%), while the PS5 trailed far behind at just 1.01 million units (10.5%). Hardware unit sales showed an equally wide gap, with the Switch 2 at 2.43 million units against the PS5’s 390,000 — and no data ever emerged to back up the original poster’s claim.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:40
    Mossan
    Sometimes you get people saying stuff like "Nintendo's always dominated Japan and PlayStation's hopeless"… are they just not seeing reality? It's only Nintendo's software that's strong — looking at hardware and software combined, it feels like even in Japan PS is actually selling better…
    2AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:41
    Spare us that
    You're just staring at delusions and fantasies
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:42
    Huh?
    Even looking at the weekly sales charts?
    That's some next-level denial of reality
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:42
    Even excluding Nintendo titles, PS still gets crushed lol
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:42
    What's that supposed to mean?
    Does that count as a win under "PlayStation theology"?
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    Ikkyu-san (the witty riddle-solving monk from folklore): "Then please show me that best-selling software."
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:44
    Re: #9
    Not a trace of clever wordplay in that — just straight-up thuggery, lol
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    If it's revenue instead of unit count, there might be a slim chance
    Since it's basically a giant smartphone, the amount people spend on Genshin and Valorant must be huge
    12AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    This is just badly written — unclear what "hardware and software overall" is even supposed to mean
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    Reality:
    #1
    Switch: 4,670,834 (48.2%)
    #2
    Switch 2: 3,985,490 (41.1%)
    #3
    PS5: 1,014,260 (10.5%)
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    It "feels like" it's selling wellllll?!?!
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:44
    "Feels like it's selling"
    Only inside your own head?
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:44
    There's an overwhelming gap in hardware unit sales to begin with
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:44
    Enthusiast: "I get the feeling it's selling!"


    Whoa lol
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:45
    Hardware sales:
    Switch: 530,691
    Switch 2: 2,434,860
    PS5: 398,451
    21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:46
    So vague it's laughable
    Bring actual data if you're gonna argue
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:47
    It's just a "feeling," so please excuse him from providing actual data
    26AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:47
    Do these guys even think Momotaro Dentetsu is a Nintendo game?
    28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:48
    Honestly, outside of the middle-aged guys who grew up right in the PlayStation generation,
    it's just not popular
    31AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:50
    Enough already — quit turning a blind eye to reality…
    32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:52
    I mean, if you exclude Nintendo's hardware and software, sure, PlayStation might sell better
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:52
    Let's move on from the fantasy that PlayStation is hugely popular with everyone
    It'll only end up hurting you more
    35AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:52
    I've occasionally seen the argument "software sells fine via digital downloads," but this is the first time I've seen someone claim the hardware itself is selling well too
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:57
    Well, hardware-wise it probably is selling to some extent
    even if not everyone's buying it to actually play games, you know (´・ω・`)
    41AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:59
    Is the PS5 pulling off a "Kaioken x20" on digital downloads or something? (Dragon Ball move that temporarily multiplies power — i.e., are digital sales being wildly inflated to compensate?)
    42AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:00
    It's on Sony for not releasing Japan-only sales figures
    43AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:00
    Even outside the Geha board, PlayStation fans this deluded show up without a hint of shame
    44AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:00
    Grandpa's losing it again, still talking like it's the N64/GameCube era
    46AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:01
    If we're talking worldwide, sure, I could kinda see it, but in Japan it's unquestionably a Switch-dominated market — seriously, way too many people out here seem to be logging in from some parallel universe. What is even going on
    47AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:02
    Trashing the Switch 2 is fine, whatever,
    but refusing to admit PS4 lost to the original Switch is just plain unhinged
    48AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:02
    Combined hardware and software sales is literally PlayStation's weakest area domestically
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:10
    In the UK, by revenue, PlayStation hardware actually sold the most packaged software last year,
    so it's kind of a "why?" that in Japan, Nintendo hardware dominates packaged software sales so overwhelmingly

    2025 UK Console Packaged Software Sales by Value (£ million, total 318.8)
    Amount Share Platform
    126.5 39.68% PS5
    14.8 04.64% PS4
    83.4 26.16% Switch
    67.3 21.11% Switch 2
    17.8 05.58% Xbox Series
    1.0 00.31% Xbox One
    7.3 02.29% PC
    85AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:46
    Re: #60
    Even in the UK, add up Switch 1 and Switch 2 and they just barely beat the whole PlayStation lineup
    62AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:15
    Pokémon alone probably beats every PS game released this year combined
    66AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:24
    Re: #62
    Uh, Pokémon — Switch 2 Pokémon: 1,115,493

    Software sales
    #1
    Switch: 4,670,834 (48.2%)
    #2
    Switch 2: 3,985,490 (41.1%)
    #3
    PS5: 1,014,260 (10.5%)

    Yep
    87AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:48
    Domestic packaged software sales
    Switch 2
    2026: 3,985,490
    2025: 5,628,479
    Total: 9,613,969

    PS5
    2026: 1,014,260
    2025: 2,524,404
    2024: 2,453,035
    2023: 2,121,827
    2022: 946,682
    2021: 466,739
    2020: 61,908
    Total: 9,588,855
    88AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #87
    Wow, neck and neck! (lol)
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:54
    Re: #87
    Laid out this way it almost looks like a close race… "how mysterious" (a pun on Fushigidane, Bulbasaur's Japanese name)

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Arguments over sales data crop up regularly on 5ch’s gaming hardware board, but this time the discussion talked past itself thanks to the vague standard of “hardware and software combined.” Japan’s home console market has long been discussed in terms of weekly unit-sales charts, where Nintendo hardware has consistently dominated the top spots. At the same time, the thread introduced data showing the PS5 taking the top spot in UK packaged-software revenue for 2025 — a reminder that rankings can flip depending on the country and the metric used (units vs. revenue, packaged vs. digital), a distinction that’s easy to overlook. Domestic unit-sales figures were presented repeatedly throughout the thread, but no one ever agreed on what “overall” was actually supposed to mean — units, revenue, domestic, or worldwide — so the argument ended in a stalemate.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “PS enthusiast: “It’s a lie that PlayStation isn’t popular in Japan! Combined hardware and software sales favor PS”.”

  • Number_i Impresses at Dodgers First Pitch, But Some Fans’ ‘Autograph Requests’ Draw Criticism

    On September 1 (September 2 Japan time), Number_i — made up of Hirano Sho, Jinguji Yuta, and Kishi Yuta — appeared for the ceremonial first pitch before the Dodgers-Cardinals game at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Kishi Yuta was the one who threw, and his confident pitch became a hot topic. However, on a 5channel Geinou/Sports News+ thread, attention shifted away from the first pitch itself and toward claims that some fans nearby had asked for autographs — behavior criticized as “embarrassing” — sparking debate over the group’s name recognition on the ground and the apparent absence of any staff.

    9/3/2026

    At Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, the Dodgers faced the Cardinals on September 1 (September 2 Japan time). Appearing for the ceremonial first pitch was the music group Number_i, consisting of Hirano Sho, Jinguji Yuta, and Kishi Yuta. They pulled off an impressive pitch — but behind the scenes, criticism has been pouring in over the behavior of some fans.

    Number_i handled their big role admirably

    Source: jprime.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:13
    Same as with Riku/Ryu (Olympic pair skaters Riku Miura & Ryuichi Kihara) — how much Japan money is Dodgers trying to milk here?
    Riku/Ryu are at least gold medalists, so fine, but these guys are just washed-up ex-Johnny's idols nobody in the world's ever heard of — Americans don't know them one bit and couldn't care less.
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:16
    Re: #3
    Most people watching MLB broadcasts are Japanese, you know?
    43AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:44
    Re: #3
    Korean stars have done the first pitch too, both last year and this year, so maybe look into who else has done it before judging.
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:14
    A lot of people are throwing around 'attention-seeking' without really getting what it means.
    If anything, it's the three guys who'll end up unknown even after trying to break into America, or the people posting photos of the embarrassing middle-aged women demanding autographs, who are the real attention-seekers.
    5AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:15
    The fact that guys like these even got to throw a first pitch over there is embarrassing enough on its own.
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:17
    Re: #1
    Good for them, getting all that screaming and cheering
    That probably saved face for them.
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:17
    Impressive that he could just walk up to the mound and throw without a hint of hesitation.
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:28
    Japanese fans?
    28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:30
    Re: #25
    Are there even any non-Japanese fans?
    27AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:30
    Re: #10
    Even as a Japanese fan, I'm getting sick of the Dodgers lately.
    30AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:32
    Johnny's fanatics are all embarrassing anyway, aren't they.
    32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:36
    Didn't Miyasako do a first pitch at a Dodgers game before too? Is this the same kind of slot?
    33AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:36
    Even as former King & Prince members, they can't get a photo with someone at Ohtani's level?
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:38
    Don't need this, honestly — nobody even knows who Kishi is.
    35AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:39
    When these guys came out, the crowd over there was probably just staring blankly like 'who's that?'
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:41
    Re: #35
    It probably just registers as 'must be popular somewhere in Asia' and that's the end of it.
    Do you go blank every single time some foreign celebrity you've never heard of shows up for an event in Japan?
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:41
    Re: #38
    That IS the blank stare.
    44AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:46
    Re: #38
    If you went to watch your favorite sport and some foreign celebrity you'd never heard of showed up trailing a fan crowd, of course you'd go blank.
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:40
    Hirano Sho was the only one acting completely normal — you can really tell his skill as an idol is on another level.
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:41
    Amazing that grandma can even sit through that thumping rap.
    41AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    Americans: "Who even is this guy…"

    Sasaki Roki: "Who even is this guy…"
    47AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:51
    Number_i is the most famous Japanese artist in the world right now, after all.
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:53
    Re: #47
    I don't know about Japanese artists, but honestly K-pop is the one that's huge in the West, Latin America, etc.
    61AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:39
    He threw a better pitch than I expected.
    68AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:45
    Re: #61
    Tons of different video angles got posted, but the one filmed from behind the catcher was definitely the clearest (for showing it really was a good pitch).
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:46
    The staff were just incompetent, lol. I mean, if you didn't want the idols getting mobbed for autographs,
    you should've just seated them somewhere regular fans couldn't reach, lol
    And if someone does ask for a signature, just throw in a bit of fan service —
    they were brought in as the drawcard for the first pitch anyway.
    72AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:48
    Re: #69
    That's the thing, there didn't seem to be any staff around at all
    I figured it'd normally be like the 'Ohtani + personal interpreter' setup
    but even during the photos and the pitch itself, nobody like that was visible.
    77AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:07
    Wait, you guys don't know 'Unconfirmed Territory'?
    80AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:15
    Re: #77
    That one's really good, right?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Number_i is a group formed in 2024 by Hirano Sho, Jinguji Yuta, and Kishi Yuta after the three left the former Johnny’s (now STARTO ENTERTAINMENT) agency in 2023, and this ceremonial first pitch for the Dodgers marked an unusual booking for them. On the thread, opinion split between those figuring “the local crowd must have had no idea who they were” and those arguing “a lot of MLB broadcast viewers are Japanese, so this makes sense as a Japan-facing promotion.” Some also pointed out that Korean artists have thrown first pitches before, meaning Number_i wasn’t a one-off choice in that respect — background not covered in the original article but worth keeping in mind. As for the autograph-request controversy, there were accounts that no staff or interpreter-like companions were visible with the group, raising a separate question about whether this came down to a planning failure on the organizers’ part.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Hirano Sho and Number_i throw first pitch at Dodger Stadium] Kishi Yuta’s pitch is a big hit, but some fans’ ‘autograph requests’ spark backlash as ’embarrassing’ [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★]“.

  • Food Poisoning at Komeo’s Restaurant Confirmed as Salmonella — 5ch: ‘Seven Days Is the Harshest Suspension So Far’

    “Komeo,” a YouTuber with 370,000 subscribers, runs the restaurant “Kappo Komeo.” Chilled crab ramen the shop sold on August 22–23 at the Azabu-Juban Summer Festival caused a food poisoning outbreak, and on September 3 Minato Ward confirmed the cause as Salmonella food poisoning and issued the restaurant a seven-day business suspension order. Komeo has once again apologized on X. On the thread, opinions split over whether seven days counts as a harsh or light suspension, with users also debating how the outbreak could happen when the bacteria should be killed by heat, and noting that the food was prepared in the restaurant’s own kitchen rather than at a makeshift festival stall.

    September 3, 2026

    On September 3, “Komeo” (370,000 subscribers) once again apologized on X over the food poisoning incident caused by the chilled crab ramen sold at the Azabu-Juban Summer Festival. That same day, Minato Ward announced it had confirmed the case as Salmonella food poisoning and had issued a seven-day business suspension order to “Kappo Komeo,” the restaurant Komeo runs.

    On September 3, Minato Ward published the results of an investigation by the Minato Public Health Center on its official website. According to the findings, the case was confirmed as Salmonella food poisoning caused by chilled crab ramen that “Kappo Komeo” prepared in-house and brought to the Azabu-Juban Summer Festival venue to sell on August 22 and 23.

    Source: yutura.net / Original article here

    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:30
    I love that the report contact was set to a Gmail address
    So shady I can't stand it
    Scary — feels like your personal info could get stolen
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:34
    Re: #10
    Maybe that submission form was actually just there to dodge health department reports
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:30
    You get food poisoning because you don't train your body
    If it were me, I wouldn't have caught it

    — Komeo (a jab mimicking the YouTuber's own bravado, punning on the restaurant's name)
    73AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:38
    Re: #13
    Reminds me of Minoru Ido's line: 'Allergies? Never heard of 'em. Build yourself a body that can eat anything without flinching!' (Ido is an outspoken real-estate entrepreneur known for blunt remarks like this)
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:31
    So they're getting off with just seven days?
    27AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:33
    Re: #16
    Apparently seven days is the harshest suspension handed out so far
    It could still get extended as the investigation continues
    79AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:39
    Re: #16
    My impression is these are usually 2 or 3 days, so 7 feels harsh
    That said, once it's officially labeled food poisoning, customers stop coming anyway
    so in the end
    they'll end up facing a punishment worse than that regardless
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:32
    Ko-me-o~ Ko-me-ko-me-o~
    Ko-ko-me-o~ (riffing on the band name Kome Kome Club)
    82AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:39
    Re: #22
    Nice Kome Kome Club reference
    33AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:34
    Never heard of a place that caused food poisoning managing to keep operating afterward
    Does this guy seriously plan to just reopen as usual once the seven days are up?
    53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:36
    Re: #33
    That's just how administrative penalties are
    Surprisingly mechanical and impersonal
    Whether the shop survives comes down to the owner's attitude and whether customers decide to give them another chance
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:36
    Re: #33
    That's just the restaurant industry's natural lifespan talking — only about 10% survive ten years — food poisoning probably has little to do with it
    70AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:38
    Re: #33
    Honestly, I rarely hear about places closing down instantly
    Though yakiniku joints closing and reopening as a different restaurant — that I hear about a lot
    44AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:35
    And on top of that, it was at a festival food stall
    This is basically terrorism at that point
    102AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:41
    Re: #44
    'Stall terror' (roten-tero)
    Reads the same backwards too — it's a palindrome
    214AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:50
    Re: #44
    When they say "stall," it's not like your typical festival vendor stall run by street peddlers
    They just cooked the food normally in the restaurant's own kitchen and carried it out front to sell
    Even if you'd eaten it inside the restaurant, the result would've been exactly the same
    48AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:35
    So after this he's opening a 'Death Curry' shop in Shinjuku, huh
    72AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:38
    Re: #48
    Well, they've got leftover crab to burn through
    51AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:36
    Only seven days?
    Is such a light penalty really okay?
    59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:36
    Re: #51
    Nobody died, so that's probably about right
    56AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:36
    The curry stall's been cancelled
    77AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:39
    Re: #56
    Looks like they got banned outright lol
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:40
    Re: #56
    Now they'll have even more leftover crab
    65AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:37
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:38
    144AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:45
    Re: #69
    This is starting to smell way too fishy
    97AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:41
    Wait, does salmonella survive even if it's heated before serving?
    107AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:42
    Re: #97
    They didn't heat it before serving at all
    118AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:42
    Re: #97
    It dies if heated to 75°C for at least a minute
    Given the situation here, it's either the soy milk had spoiled
    or they reused crab that had been fried and then left sitting out — one of those two
    116AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:42
    Come to think of it, tapioca drinks were huge for a while too
    Nobody drinks that stuff anymore — Japanese people really do burn hot and cool off fast…
    149AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:45
    Re: #116
    People still drink it — places like Gong Cha are still around
    197AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:49
    Re: #116
    It's not a huge craze anymore, but it settled in as a steady favorite among younger people
    though the smaller shops lost the competition and folded
    123AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    I don't think seven days should cut it for something like this — does he have connections or something?
    128AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:43
    Re: #123
    Business suspensions are usually about that long unless somebody actually dies
    147AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:45
    Re: #123
    As health department penalties go, this is about average
    Medical costs, compensation, and lost-business payouts are a separate matter — he's probably in for hell on that front
    and customers probably won't come back either
    174AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:47
    Re: #123
    How many days did the place near you that caused food poisoning end up shutting down for?
    130AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:44
    Gotta be the soup, right
    https://imgur.com/6G1XWSK.jpeg

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Business suspensions issued by the Minato Public Health Center as administrative penalties are typically just a few days for food poisoning cases where no one has died, and on the thread some pointed out that “seven days is on the harsh end for a current measure,” while others noted it could still be extended depending on how the investigation progresses. Since Salmonella is killed by heating to 75°C for at least a minute, suspicion falls on insufficient heating before serving, or poor handling of reused ingredients or the liquid used as a binder. The word “roten” (stall) led some to picture hasty cooking at a festival food cart, but the dishes were actually prepared in the restaurant’s own kitchen and then carried to the venue to sell — so it’s a misunderstanding to assume the cause was the kind of lax hygiene typical of festival stalls. Whether the restaurant can keep operating is a separate matter from the administrative penalty itself, and the thread also took a rather detached view that whether it survives after the suspension ends will come down to customer turnout and how the restaurant handles things.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread ‘Komeo’s Azabu-Juban Festival Crab Ramen Food Poisoning Confirmed as Salmonella — ‘Kappo Komeo’ Given Seven-Day Business Suspension Order — Komeo Apologizes.’

  • Daiwa House Restricts Custom Home Orders to ¥50 Million and Up — 5ch: ‘The Era of Ordinary People Buying Houses Is Over’

    Daiwa House Industry has decided to scale back orders for newly built detached houses, setting a policy that limits custom home sale prices to ¥50 million and up. The company will concentrate its sales operations in urban areas like Tokyo and Osaka, withdrawing from 23 prefectures. Soaring material and labor costs have eroded profitability in its domestic housing business, prompting a push to raise unit prices and shore up earnings. On 5ch, while some voiced sentiments like “the era of ordinary people being able to buy a house is over,” the thread developed into a practical discussion comparing prices and specs with other builders like Ichijo Komuten and Sekisui House, the differences versus spec-built (tatsuuri) or build-to-order-condition homes, and whether single-story or two-story houses offer better value.

    Daiwa House Industry will scale back orders for newly built detached houses. Custom home sale prices will be limited to ¥50 million and up. The company will concentrate its sales functions in urban areas such as Tokyo and Osaka, withdrawing from 23 prefectures. Its domestic housing business has seen profits squeezed by rising material and labor costs, and it is rushing to improve earnings by raising unit prices.

    High interest rates and inflation are weighing down housing demand, while labor shortages in the construction industry are constraining home sales and construction activity. Major nationwide homebuilders are moving to fundamentally overhaul their business structures…(continues in the paid edition, 1,308 characters remaining)

    Nikkei, September 3, 2026, 18:00 (Updated September 3, 2026, 19:33)

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:03
    Well then just go with Ichijo Komuten
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:06
    Re: #13
    Isn't Ichijo getting pricier too because of the weak yen?
    Still, I think it's better value for money than other homebuilders.
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:06
    Re: #13
    Ichijo Komuten builds sturdy houses, but the design is really boxy/rigid.
    No rounded edges, so if you stub your little toe on a corner you're headed to the hospital.
    Also the flooring quality is way below Sekisui, Daiwa, or Sumitomo Forestry.
    131AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:40
    Re: #13
    You can't compare Uniqlo to Louis Vuitton lol
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:11
    Re: #24
    You can just add the upgrade option.

    When we built ours we went with the "Live Natural Premium" solid sawn-board flooring — swapping the flooring on both the 1st and 2nd floors cost about an extra ¥500,000.
    Satisfaction level is night and day, so it's absolutely worth changing.

    Whole-house floor heating plus solid wood flooring feels amazing when you lie down on the floor in winter.
    58AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:17
    Re: #39
    Damn, you're loaded.
    Jealous.
    92AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:28
    Re: #39
    Oh man, you really went and did it (lol)
    74AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:23
    ¥50 million… that's basically my entire lifetime earnings.
    87AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:26
    Re: #74
    No matter how much you add or multiply zero, it's still zero.
    96AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:29
    Re: #74
    Come on, that can't be right…
    Even at the lowest estimate you'd work 40 years, so if ¥50 million were your lifetime income, that'd mean an annual salary of just ¥1.25 million.
    77AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:24
    > The sales offices being closed cover all of Hokkaido, Tohoku, Koshinetsu, and Hokuriku, plus some prefectures in Kinki, Chugoku, Shikoku, and Kyushu, where they'll stop taking new orders.

    So it's a full withdrawal from Hokkaido, Tohoku, Koshinetsu, and Hokuriku?
    Strange that some of Shikoku is staying though —
    Guess they just don't want to build cold-climate spec houses.
    107AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:33
    Re: #77
    I'm out in the sticks in snow country, and when heavy snow piles up high on the roof it comes crashing down all at once.
    If you're standing underneath you'd get seriously hurt, and I'm always nervous it'll smash the siding or windows lol
    183AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:54
    Re: #77
    It's cost-cutting, duh
    190AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    Re: #77
    I think it's because construction work grinds to a halt once it snows.
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:26
    Re: #79
    I wouldn't live in a danchi (public housing block) even if you paid me.
    93AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:28
    Re: #89
    Why not? Have you never lived in an apartment?
    99AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:30
    Re: #93
    In college I only ever lived in a studio apartment.
    Kodan housing means danchi, right?
    I wouldn't want to live in a place like that.
    Something about it just feels gloomy.
    106AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:33
    Re: #99
    If it's a municipal danchi that's been properly renovated, they've done seismic reinforcement and added elevators, and the interiors are clean.
    There's usually a supermarket nearby too.

    Though surprisingly there are conditions — like your income has to be below a certain level, or you need 3+ years of residency in that municipality.
    119AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:37
    Re: #99
    Danchi housing was way cheaper than an apartment ☺
    The soundproofing was solid.
    Back when the going rate for a 3LDK out in the countryside was ¥85,000, I got burned twice by noisy apartments. That's no good 😣. I wonder if upscale apartments don't have noise problems — never lived in one so I wouldn't know.
    117AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:35
    The era of ordinary people being able to buy a house is over.
    120AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:37
    Re: #117
    It's just custom-order homes that are expensive.
    If you go with a catalog type where you pick from preset layouts, you get less freedom but it's still relatively affordable.
    166AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    Re: #120
    > If you go with a catalog type where you pick from preset layouts, you get less freedom but it's still relatively affordable
    Slightly different point, but build-to-order-condition (kenchiku-jōken-tsuki) homes are basically spec-built houses (in practice you can only change things like exterior color or interior fixtures), so you can build one for just a bit more than a spec-built home.

    Though spec-built homes themselves used to run around ¥15-20 million not too long ago — now they seem to be topping ¥20 million.
    176AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:53
    Re: #120,166
    Even that has shot up over the past 3-4 years.
    A double whammy of soaring material costs (weak yen) and labor shortages
    has pushed the per-tsubo price up by ¥200,000-300,000.
    135AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:41
    Built with Sekisui House five years ago — went with mid-grade materials for a two-story, 40-tsubo house and it came out to almost exactly ¥50 million.
    If I'd picked the top-of-the-line kitchen, bath, and toilet fixtures it probably would've added another ¥20 million.
    140AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:44
    Re: #135
    You're loaded, man.
    158AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    Re: #135
    Well, Sekisui House is on the pricier side, so…
    150AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:46
    Re: #145
    Even a mild stroke and you won't be able to climb to the 2nd floor on your own anymore.
    167AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    Re: #150
    Aren't kids' rooms usually on the 2nd floor lol
    Or are you planning not to have kids?
    178AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:54
    Re: #167
    Even among households with kids, more couples are building single-story houses these days with the future in mind.
    189AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    Re: #178
    But between a single-story house and a full two-story house,
    for the same total floor area, the full two-story one is actually cheaper to build,
    since it needs a smaller foundation and roof.
    193AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Re: #178
    Only rich people can afford to build single-story houses.
    You need more land, and the structure itself costs more since the roof and foundation are bigger.

    My image of who builds single-story homes is childless couples who don't need much floor space.
    152AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:47
    There sure are a mysterious number of Ichijo Komuten fanboys on 5ch.
    155AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:48
    Re: #152
    The balance between insulation performance and price is really good.
    161AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #152
    They've got a product lineup ranging from cheap to expensive,
    and their sturdiness is top-class.
    On the flip side, the standard flooring is built cheap since it's meant to be pulled up for maintenance anyway.
    160AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    My family's storage shed has had a leaky roof for 40 years now.
    No energy or money to fix it.
    163AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #160
    Just fix it yourself.
    Just be careful not to fall off.
    168AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    Re: #160
    Just throw a blue tarp over it.
    199AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:59
    Single-story houses are scary when it comes to flooding.
    204AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:01
    Re: #199
    Yeah, the risk is high — I wish flood countermeasures like Ichijo's would become standard.
    206AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:01
    Re: #199
    Same here —
    though installing a lift to get up to the 2nd floor once you're older is also an option.
    213AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    Re: #199
    That just means you picked the wrong plot of land.
    212AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    People keep going on about prefab houses, but plumbing/fixtures and exterior work cost extra —
    you'll spend another ¥10 million beyond the house itself.
    Plus they're weak against typhoons.
    218AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:04
    Re: #212
    That's where container houses come in.

    Background and Key Points

    The 23 prefectures Daiwa House is withdrawing from include many cold-climate, heavy-snowfall regions such as Hokkaido and Tohoku, suggesting that the cost burden of snow removal and snow-resistant specifications influenced the withdrawal decision. Meanwhile, the per-tsubo price of custom-built homes has risen by roughly ¥200,000-300,000 over the past 3-4 years, driven by the simultaneous pressures of yen-weakness-driven material cost increases and labor shortages in construction. On the thread, people with actual home-building experience shared concrete accounts of how the total cost can swing by several million yen depending on options like flooring and kitchens. Note, however, that the original article is subscriber-only, so details on the 23 prefectures being exited and Daiwa House’s future earnings targets can only be confirmed via the original source.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “Daiwa House Scales Back New-Build Orders — Minimum Price Now ¥50 Million Amid Cost Inflation.”

  • Komeo’s Restaurant Hit With Business Suspension Order — 5ch: “The Fanbase Will Carry It, No Damage Done”

    Following a mass food-poisoning outbreak linked to chilled crab ramen sold by food YouTuber “Komeo” (370,000 subscribers) at the Azabu Juban Summer Festival, Tokyo’s Minato Ward confirmed on September 3 that Salmonella was the cause and issued a seven-day business suspension order against Komeo’s restaurant, “Kappo Komeo” (*kappo* = a style of traditional Japanese cuisine restaurant). The restaurant’s planned booth at the Tokyo Curry Expo that same day was also cancelled. On 5ch (a major Japanese anonymous message board), users traded theories about the infection route and drew comparisons to past food-poisoning cases, while opinions split over whether the restaurant can survive once it reopens.

    On September 3, Komeo (370,000 subscribers) once again apologized on X over the food-poisoning incident caused by the chilled crab ramen he sold at the Azabu Juban Summer Festival. That same day, Minato Ward announced it had confirmed the case as Salmonella-caused food poisoning and had issued a seven-day business suspension order against Komeo’s restaurant, Kappo Komeo.

    Minato Ward confirms Salmonella as the cause

    On September 3, Minato Ward published the findings of an investigation by the Minato Public Health Center on its official website. According to the report, the ward concluded that Salmonella food poisoning stemmed from chilled crab ramen that Kappo Komeo prepared in-house on August 22 and 23 and brought to sell at the Azabu Juban Summer Festival venue.

    Source: yutura.net / original article here

    12AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:28

    That wording makes it sound like they're closing voluntarily.
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:30
    With Salmonella, the infection route is usually sewage — meaning toilets — or river creatures, or animal intestines.
    Wonder which it was here.
    Did someone not wash their hands after using the toilet?
    Was it the crab?
    The soup stock?
    23AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:34
    Re: #16
    Probably the sink.
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:30
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:39
    Re: #18
    What about this cheap-looking poster makes you want to go eat that ramen?
    79AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:58
    Re: #18
    Apparently they serve some seriously amazing ramen.
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:34
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:34
    The sequel's coming!
    Brace yourselves!

    28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:36
    I got norovirus once in my life and I never want it again.
    If I'd had euthanasia drugs on hand, I'd have downed them without a second thought.
    45AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:42
    Re: #28
    I wonder which one hits harder, this or norovirus.
    66AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    Re: #28
    I've had it too, it was seriously brutal.
    I was throwing up and having diarrhea at the same time on the toilet.
    67AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #28
    Norovirus was rough,
    but what really got me was watery diarrhea aggravating my hemorrhoids — the pain was unreal.
    I was crying and groaning.
    Right up there with a hernia or kidney stones. 😢
    29AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:37
    It's usually three days, right?
    Seven days must mean they judged this one especially malicious.
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:39
    Re: #29
    Well, sickening around 100 people is a pretty big scale.
    30AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:37
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:39
    Re: #30
    Guess chef training really is necessary after all.
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:39
    Bare hands are a no-go.
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2093223687088668673/vid/avc1/1920×1066/LOHF2AQo4ZnQEbLV.mp4
    50AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:43
    Re: #38
    The gangster cosplay lmao
    92AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:06
    Re: #38
    "There's kaeshi in it, right?" (kaeshi = the seasoned soy-sauce base ramen/soba broth is built on)
    "I think it's probably mixed in, maybe."

    What's with this vague, noncommittal vibe?
    43AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:41
    The fanbase will carry it, no damage done.
    49AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:42
    Re: #43
    Apparently they serve some seriously amazing ramen.
    59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:46
    Re: #43
    This incident just knocked out most of the fans who were supposed to be doing the carrying.
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:44
    Curry Expo cancels their booth too:

    "Regarding the food-poisoning incident at the Azabu Juban Festival —
    following the announcement from the relevant authorities,
    we have decided to cancel the planned
    'Kaniwo' booth
    at the Tokyo Curry Expo." (Kaniwo is a crab-themed pun on Komeo's restaurant name; kani = crab)

    https://x.com/tokyocurryexpo/status/2095457166215757913?s=46&t=3d7up-ia2-p7ndGGcAHB5g
    58AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:46
    Good thing the muffins were already inedible on their own.
    94AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:06
    Re: #58
    Wasn't that one bacteria-free?
    People just got "poisoned" by social media and ended up hospitalized, wasn't it.
    72AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:55
    At what point does food poisoning actually get you arrested?
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Re: #72
    I haven't checked every case so I could be wrong,
    but from what I looked up, it's actually pretty hard to get arrested or sued over food poisoning alone.
    The cases where you actually see an arrest tend to be when someone keeps operating illegally after already being hit with a suspension order.
    83AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:59
    Re: #72
    This was a case from last year —
    a traditional restaurant got a suspension order for food poisoning,
    then sold boxed catering meals during the suspension period,
    caused another outbreak,
    and got arrested.
    76AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Komeo (imagined): "I've really reflected on this one, so next up I'm opening a raw chicken sashimi place lol" (torisashi/raw chicken sashimi is a notoriously higher-risk dish in Japan)
    82AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:58
    Re: #76
    And then he'll start serving it basically raw.
    87AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    Regular customers definitely won't be coming back.
    Wonder if he can keep it running on true believers alone.
    91AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:05
    Re: #87
    Actually, if he cuts the seating and leans into the fanbase, with Komeo himself doing the serving, it might actually draw a crowd.
    No idea how many years it'd last, though —
    restaurants struggling to survive even three years is normal to begin with.
    95AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:07
    Re: #91
    No way. Same reason retired pro baseball players' restaurants never do well.
    100AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:08
    Re: #91 Re: #95
    Maybe there's a chance if they make it a rule that losers of breaking [breakdance] battles have to force-finish a bowl of Komeo ramen as a punishment game.
    101AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:09
    Re: #95
    That one troublemaker: "The soup slowly turned red."
    104AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:11
    Not bad.
    108AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    So even the staff were in the crowd watching, huh.

    111AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    Re: #108
    So it was detected in them too…

    Background and points of debate

    A business suspension for food poisoning is an administrative penalty under Japan’s Food Sanitation Act, and its length varies depending on how the investigation goes and the scale of harm. Thread posters noted that suspensions are “usually around three days,” and speculated that the seven-day length here implies a certain scale of damage — but beyond Minato Ward’s official announcement, the exact victim count and the detailed basis for the penalty aren’t publicly known, so any numbers floating around the thread remain pure speculation on posters’ part. It was also pointed out that food-poisoning cases rarely lead to prosecution or arrest in practice; the examples shared were ones where additional bad conduct — such as continuing to operate in defiance of a suspension order — stacked on top before it became a criminal matter. As for the restaurant’s future, opinions split between those who think it can survive by catering mainly to regulars and die-hard fans, and those who think it’s doomed once ordinary customers stay away — no consensus was reached.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G board) thread “[Sad News] Komeo’s Restaurant Facing Business Suspension wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” (the string of “w”s is Japanese internet shorthand for laughter, roughly equivalent to “lol”).