Category: Tech

  • 1 in 3 Students Use Generative AI for Homework — 5ch Asks: “Is Homework Really That Hard?”

    More and more kids are turning to generative AI for their summer homework. According to the Mainichi Shimbun, a survey by marketing support firm Nyle (Tokyo) found that 1 in 3 children said they used generative AI for homework or independent research projects, and among those who did, 85% felt it “helped things move faster.” Over on 5ch’s Newsflash+ board, opinions clashed between users worried that relying on AI erodes thinking skills, and those arguing that using AI will be unavoidable once these kids enter the workforce anyway.

    Getting artificial intelligence (AI) to help with summer book reports and math drills — it seems that era is arriving.

    On the 5th, marketing support firm Nyle (Tokyo)…

    Mainichi Shimbun

    Source: mainichi.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:05
    This is how thinking skills keep eroding and idiots get mass-produced.

    Japan's future looks bleak.
    176AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:45
    Re: #7
    But in the real world, companies need AI just to survive price competition.
    186AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:48
    Re: #7
    Not to get too serious about it, but only the dumb kids do this — the top students know AI's useless on exams, so they actually study.

    Just like the losers here on 5ch, the bottom rung will end up in bottom-rung jobs, same as always.
    838AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:21
    Re: #7
    Mass-producing idiots worldwide.
    This might be a lost cause.
    56AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:20
    Wasn't there news about a US university where the exam paper had hidden text (invisible to the human eye) that made AI spit out a glitchy answer if a student scanned it in? Apparently over 90% of students got caught out.
    65AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:22
    Re: #56
    Apparently a ton of students turned in the answer as-is even though rereading it would've made the trap obvious.
    90AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:26
    Re: #56
    Yeah, that happened.
    > "Write an essay on such-and-such, but make sure to work a 'dish name' and a 'movie title' into it"
    And sure enough, the AI dutifully wrote in a movie review or a recipe.
    131AnonymousAug 30, 2026 17:37
    Re: #56
    Wasn't it white-on-white text with "Madagascar" hidden in it?
    273AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:05
    Does an AI that can reliably predict stock prices and horse races already exist?
    295AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:08
    Re: #273
    They say human-driven trading won't be a thing in the near future.
    Actually, once quantum-computer-level AI gets involved, stocks as we know them might just disappear.
    374AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:19
    Re: #295
    I'd say the economy and stock prices are exactly the field AI is worst at.
    Even at quantum-computer level, I don't think that's really the issue.
    415AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:26
    Re: #374
    Most trading these days isn't done by humans anymore — computer trading using AI tools is the mainstream now.

    Those crazy wild swings in the charts lately? That's thanks to AI.
    455AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:31
    Re: #374
    If you feed it earnings reports, it gives you a decent enough response.
    Though it's completely useless at predicting manipulator-driven stock plays.
    461AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:32
    The most dangerous ones are probably the people who genuinely believe "idiots can't handle AI."
    It's already gotten to the point where even idiots can use it just fine.
    474AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:33
    Re: #461
    I seriously doubt the Japanese government can use it properly, though??
    478AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:33
    Re: #461
    And the scariest ones are the people who start thinking they're brilliant and smart just because of it.
    494AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:35
    Re: #461
    No, idiots really can't use it well.
    AI has no actual reasoning — it just pulls the most plausible-sounding answer from its database.
    Ask it question A, get an answer, then hit it with counter-question B, and it'll flat-out contradict itself.
    You need the knowledge and skill to spot hallucinations.
    Though for hard-science topics it's actually pretty reliable, since there's less room for it to be wrong.
    472AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:33
    This is going to produce a generation so wild it'll make Gen Z look tame by comparison.
    510AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:37
    Re: #472
    Japan's learning pace is slow, and the homework volume is low to begin with.
    Stuff foreign elementary schoolers have already finished, Japan is only just getting to in middle school.
    530AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:39
    Re: #472
    After Gen Z comes "Generation Alpha (α)."
    And after that, apparently "Generation Beta (β)" follows, covering those born from 2025 onward.

    So Generation Alpha's cutoff has already passed and the next one is already here.
    737AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:07
    Re: #472
    In 20 years, it'll look like this:
    Executives → the "yutori" (relaxed-education) generation
    Middle management → Gen Z
    Young employees → Gen Alpha
    A truly hopeless org chart.
    Japan's economy is finally done for.
    612AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:49
    Is homework really that hard??????
    615AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:50
    Re: #612
    Nope, you don't have to do a single bit of it — just survive September 1st and you're fine.
    627AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:51
    Re: #612
    It's not about quality, it's about quantity.
    And even the quantity is manageable, as long as you don't try to cram it all into a few days — though that's exactly what most kids do.
    632AnonymousAug 30, 2026 18:52
    Re: #612
    The diary and the independent research project were the annoying ones.
    716AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:04
    You actually have to think to come up with a good prompt, so using AI takes more brainpower than you'd expect.
    728AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:06
    Re: #716
    You don't need that for homework.
    These days you can just attach a photo of a diagram and get the answer instantly.
    731AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:06
    Re: #716
    You do have to specify the output correctly, though.
    732AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:06
    Not sure if you guys had this, but the worst torture for me was "read a book and write 5 pages on your thoughts" lol
    739AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:08
    Re: #732
    Yeah, we had page-count requirements too — having to hit a minimum page count was such a pain.
    740AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:08
    Re: #732
    (;゚Д゚) Don't tell me it was in 400-character manuscript-paper format?
    745AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:08
    Re: #732
    Oh yeah, that was a thing.
    Honestly the only useful part was learning how to use paragraphs 🤣🤣
    Though that's essential once you're in corporate document/formatting culture.
    768AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:11
    People spin book reports as "training to put your feelings into words," but let's be real — that only works if you actually find the book interesting in the first place. And the assigned reading list is never interesting.
    789AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:14
    Re: #768
    Being force-fed a boring book is torture.
    792AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:14
    Re: #768
    They were decent enough — plus there were books I'd never have picked myself.
    930AnonymousAug 30, 2026 19:35
    Re: #768
    Some of the assigned books are actually pretty good.
    Also, since a human has to grade the report, there's a workload angle to consider too.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The original Mainichi Shimbun report conveys survey results from marketing support firm Nyle, but the specific survey population and sample size aren’t clear from the excerpts shared in the thread. This kind of private-sector survey often relies on self-reported respondents, so it’s worth keeping in mind that figures like “1 in 3” and “85%” don’t necessarily reflect the reality of school education as a whole. The thread split between those who see AI use as “a lazy shortcut that robs kids of thinking skills” and those making the more pragmatic case that “AI use becomes a given once you’re in the workforce, thanks to price competition.” The latter camp also brought up how tough old-school homework like book reports and independent research projects always was, pointing out that regardless of AI, “kids who do the work will do it, and kids who don’t, won’t.” The thread also referenced a case at a U.S. university where instructions invisible to the human eye were hidden in exam sheets to expose students who used AI to answer — sparking discussion not just about how skillfully people use AI, but about the “risk of getting caught.”

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsflash+) thread “👦🤖1 in 3 kids used “generative AI” for summer homework — 85% said it “helped things move faster”.”

  • Buddha Statue Handed Down on Tsushima Confirmed as Japan’s Oldest Imported Buddhist Image — 5ch: “Isn’t That Hoarding a Little Too Well?”

    At the special exhibition “Buddhist Images That Came from Kyushu,” now on display at the Kyushu National Museum in Dazaifu, Fukuoka Prefecture, a 5th-century gilt-bronze Buddha statue that had been passed down in a private home on Tsushima, Nagasaki Prefecture, is on show. Believed to have been made during China’s Northern Wei dynasty, it predates the officially recorded introduction of Buddhism to Japan by roughly 100 years, making it the oldest imported Buddhist image ever found in the country. Although discovered 38 years ago, this marks its first public showing in 30 years. On 5ch, threads gathered simple questions about whether the color seen through the display case is gold or verdigris, along with reactions about the statue’s actual size and the story of how it made its way to Japan.

    At the special exhibition “Buddhist Images That Came from Kyushu,” now on display at the Kyushu National Museum (Dazaifu, Fukuoka Prefecture), a gilt-bronze seated Buddha statue (nyorai zazo) from China’s Northern Wei dynasty (453 AD) is on show. Made roughly 100 years before Buddhism was introduced to Japan, it had been passed down in a private home on Tsushima, Nagasaki Prefecture, and was discovered 38 years ago. It is considered the oldest imported Buddhist image ever found in Japan, and this marks its first public display in 30 years. The exhibition runs through the 30th. (By Yoshito Torii)

    “This is a Buddha statue that has caught the attention of Buddhist art researchers around the world, including in Europe and the United States,” explained Makoto Osawa, 40, a senior researcher at the museum specializing in imported Buddhist images, standing in front of the glass case.

    The seated Buddha stands 11.6 cm tall, or 22.7 cm including its pedestal. Features such as the four-legged pedestal, the wavy, piled-up hair, and the robe draped over both shoulders are considered characteristic of the Northern Wei era, when Buddhist statue-making in China began in earnest.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    12AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:01
    You guys better start worshipping me while you still can.
    18AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:03
    Re: #12
    Is that because you're about to become a muenbotoke (a spirit with no living relatives left to tend the grave)?
    22AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:04
    Re: #12
    No virtue, no enlightenment — straight to hell you go.
    33AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:11
    Why does the color look off?

    Kyushu National Museum — Special Exhibition "Buddhist Images That Came from Kyushu"
    https://www.kyuhaku.jp/exhibition/exhibition_pre201.html

    Gold or verdigris — which one is it really?
    80AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:29
    Re: #33
    It was verdigris when discovered — they must've added gold leaf afterward.
    214AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:52
    Re: #33
    If you zoom in you can tell the surface is covered in verdigris. The display case lighting has a low color temperature, which is why it looks yellowish/golden.
    89AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:32
    Still, it's kind of amazing that in the end it wasn't Cao Cao, Liu Bei, or Sun Quan of Wei/Wu/Shu, nor Zhou Yu or Zhuge Liang, but Sima Yi Zhongda who ended up grabbing supremacy — Romance of the Three Kingdoms is something else.
    110AnonymousAug 29, 2026 09:44
    Re: #89
    And on top of that, just 10 years after Jin unified China, Jin itself collapsed and the chaotic Sixteen Kingdoms of the Five Barbarians era kicked off lol
    156AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:04
    Re: #89
    Well, that's because the whole story is built around Cao Cao, Liu Bei, and Sun Quan to begin with. There was probably an epic story happening even before Dong Zhuo was taken down — it's just never told.
    152AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:03
    The first transmission was when King Seong of Baekje sent one to Emperor Kinmei — 552 AD according to the Nihon Shoki, or 538 AD according to the Jogu Shotoku Hoo Teisetsu.

    This thing is overwhelmingly older than that, lmaooo
    162AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:06
    Re: #152
    That's the year it was *made*, you know?
    174AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:20
    Re: #152
    Dating something to "year 2" of an era is a classic forger's trick. Say "year 1" and the date might not even exist; go with year 3 or later and the era might not have started yet — so "year 2" is the safe bet that won't get you caught.
    201AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:39
    Re: #1
    Give us a photo with the actual Buddha statue in it!
    207AnonymousAug 29, 2026 10:44
    Re: #201
    https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/media/2026/08/20260822-GYS1I00029-1.jpg
    The statue itself is 11.6 cm tall, 22.7 cm including the pedestal.
    Bigger than I expected.
    236AnonymousAug 29, 2026 11:43
    Not sure what it's made of, but don't you think someone held onto this thing a little too well?
    237AnonymousAug 29, 2026 11:48
    Re: #236
    Sounds like something you'd say about a rock you picked up on a walk.
    239AnonymousAug 29, 2026 11:50
    Re: #236
    It's made of metal, though?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Tsushima has long served as a gateway linking the Asian continent and Japan, an area known for the movement of people and goods well before any official route existed. The fact that this statue predates the official transmission of Buddhism (552 AD per the Nihon Shoki, or 538 AD per the Jogu Shotoku Hoo Teisetsu) by nearly 100 years suggests that imported Buddhist images may have been brought over at the individual or village level even before the official transmission — an easy point to misread as overturning the accepted “year Buddhism came to Japan” itself, which it does not. As for the color seen through the display case, some commenters thought it looked gold, but as explained in the thread, the surface is actually covered in verdigris from copper oxidation, and it only looks yellowish because of the low color temperature of the museum’s lighting. At 11.6 cm tall (22.7 cm including the pedestal), it’s small enough to fit in the palm of a hand, yet the fact that this is only its second public showing since being discovered 38 years ago speaks to the weight of its history.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Fukuoka] Buddha statue enshrined in a small roadside shrine as “Tafuku-sama” turns out to be Japan’s oldest imported Buddhist image, drawing attention from researchers worldwide.”

  • Psychiatrist YouTuber’s Rule for Beating Smartphone Addiction — 5ch: ‘People Can Watch Twenty 5-Minute Videos But Not One Movie’

    Psychiatrist and YouTuber Shion Kabasawa has introduced a rule anyone can start, aimed at helping “dopa-kids” — children who’ve grown so used to high-stimulation videos that they can no longer sustain focus — break the habit.

    On the thread, some doubted the rule’s effectiveness, while others spoke up for the value of “small steps” — gradually cutting viewing time — and many self-deprecatingly admitted that adults, not just kids, aren’t immune to being “dopa” themselves.

    Psychiatrist and YouTuber Shion Kabasawa spoke on his official YouTube channel, “Psychiatrist Shion Kabasawa’s Kaba Channel,” about a “super-simple rule” for graduating from being a “dopa-kid.”

    “Dopa-kid” is internet slang short for “dopamine-addicted kid” — describing young people who’ve grown used to high-stimulation content like short-form videos and games, constantly crave stronger stimulation, and can no longer sustain focus.

    It’s also been pointed out that, because their focus doesn’t last, they struggle to concentrate on slower-paced content like long videos, reading, or studying.

    Source: sirabee.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:09
    Smash your smartphone
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:27
    Re: #3
    Coming from a 5ch-addicted old geezer, that's rich.
    8AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:17
    Feels like there are plenty of "dopa-uncles" and "dopa-aunties" too
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:42
    Re: #8
    Hi, I'm a dopa-BBA (slang for "old lady")!
    65AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:20
    Re: #8
    I love horror so much I've started craving jump scares —
    does that make me "dopa"?
    9AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    Well, like everyone's saying,
    if you IV them with Serenace to forcibly block their dopamine D2 receptors,
    most people's addiction symptoms settle down pretty quickly in the short term
    Serenace was originally developed to suppress the hallucinations and voices caused by amphetamines (a type of stimulant),
    so it comes with a powerful sedative effect too,
    so you can just let it knock them out
    Also confiscate their smartphone and PC completely
    and never let them touch one again
    69AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:30
    Re: #9
    If you take it away from an addict they go berserk —
    there have even been repeated cases of parents getting killed over it
    10AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    If they can watch games or YouTube for hours, doesn't that mean they CAN focus?
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:56
    Re: #10
    The point is they can watch twenty 5-minute videos,
    but can't sit through one 100-minute movie
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:20
    What are they even watching?
    14AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:26
    Re: #11
    Apparently it's stuff like TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels —
    just endlessly swiping from one to the next
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:24
    The old lowlife vices —
    "drinking, gambling, and whoring" —
    have all just been replaced by the smartphone
    15AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:26
    Re: #13
    You can't get that drunk, buzzed-out feeling from a smartphone
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:28
    Re: #15
    Up until the postwar era you could just buy Hiropon (a brand-name methamphetamine) over the counter
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:46
    Re: #16
    Honestly the era when the streets were overflowing with Hiropon addicts was healthier than now
    Kids today can't even shoot up Hiropon, poor things 😢
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:31
    The "kid" in "dopa-kid" doesn't refer to actual age,
    and it's not about little kids with ADHD or hyperactivity either —
    it's a term for people who seem to have an adult version of ADHD or a developmental disorder,
    where their mind never gets to rest and stays exhausted even into adulthood
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:32
    Isn't that better than being a downer uncle/auntie whose dopamine never fires at all?
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:04
    Re: #21
    Hi, I'm a downer-BBA
    This has its own problem — I lose all concentration too
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:34
    A smartphone life — spending most of your life on your phone
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:36
    Re: #22
    Shut-ins spend all their time on games anyway, so it's not much different
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:54
    Pointless
    That's not gonna cut usage
    Guess that's what you get from a quack who just calls himself a psychiatrist
    41AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:56
    Re: #40
    No, actually,
    small steps like "make yourself conscious of watching only what you need"
    or "cut your time just a little"
    really do work

    If you suddenly tell someone to "cut it in half," it's just not realistic
    44AnonymousAug 28, 2026 14:57
    Re: #41
    That's exactly why it won't work
    What are you, some old geezer with a Showa-era brain?
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:20
    Re: #44
    I'm saying this because I actually know of cases where it worked
    Well, you don't have to believe me either way
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:07
    Went to a family restaurant and was shocked — the family at the next table had both kids eating while each watched their own video, and the parents didn't say a word, just ate normally
    I bet that's pretty common these days
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:36
    Re: #54
    I work in food service —
    and yeah, they just play the sound out loud too
    If you say something, they give you a dirty look
    78AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:40
    Re: #54
    Had a guy over 60 doing the same thing — when I told him to stop, he sulked but muted it
    Guess age doesn't matter when someone's just not right in the head
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    Re: #1
    What the hell is a "dopa-kid"?
    74AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:35
    Re: #57
    In Dokaben, that's the captain from Yamada and Satonaka's freshman year, who later becomes the youth team's coach (a pun riffing on the manga "Dokaben")
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:10
    I always figured young people watch long videos at 2x speed
    Personally, 1.25x is my limit
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:12
    Re: #58
    "Every boy… is a wild one~♪" (a line from the Dokaben anime theme song)
    60AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:15
    Re: #58
    For YouTube's "Yukkuri" videos (a genre with slow, robotic narration), if they've got subtitles you can mute it, play at 2x, and just read the text — saves time
    62AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:17
    Re: #60
    I don't get the point of saving time when you're only watching because you're bored
    It's not like you're trying to actually learn something from a Yukkuri video
    71AnonymousAug 28, 2026 15:31
    Re: #62
    Kids today can't sit through long videos at all

    Background and Key Points

    Shion Kabasawa is one of Japan’s most-followed psychiatrist-YouTubers, running “Kaba Channel” (精神科医か�ばちゃんねる) to a mass general audience, translating clinical concepts like dopamine reward loops into everyday advice. The “dopa-kid” (ドーパ・キッズ) framing draws on real neuroscience — short-form platforms like TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels are engineered around rapid dopamine hits, and repeated exposure is theorized to raise the stimulation threshold needed to hold attention, making slower media (a two-hour film, a novel, a classroom lecture) feel unbearable by comparison. Japan’s postwar history adds an unusual reference point that non-Japanese readers may miss: methamphetamine (branded Hiropon) was sold over the counter until 1951, so posters invoking it aren’t being flippant for shock value — it’s a known chapter of Japanese public-health history genuinely being compared to today’s smartphone dependency.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t over whether phone overuse is a problem, but over whether Kabasawa’s proposed fix — small, incremental reductions in viewing time rather than abrupt bans — can actually work, with skeptics dismissing it as toothless “boomer” advice and others citing firsthand cases where gradual tapering succeeded.

    What outside readers will likely misread is the word “kid” itself: posters clarified that it doesn’t denote literal children or clinical ADHD, but rather an acquired, age-independent attention pattern that can show up in adults just as easily — a distinction the article’s headline doesn’t make obvious, and one the thread had to correct for itself mid-discussion.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ““Dopa-kid” (Dopamine-Addicted Kid): The Super-Simple Rule to Break Smartphone Addiction, Recommended by a Psychiatrist YouTuber.”

  • Repeated Complaints of Missing Info in Phone-Upgrade Advice Thread — 5ch: “Don’t Need an iPhone, It’s Trash”

    On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” board, a thread went up asking for phone recommendations after the poster’s Pixel 8 Pro broke. Specific models like the iPhone, Galaxy S series, and Motorola came up, but replies kept pointing out that “you can’t give real advice without a budget or use case,” and the thread turned into more of a back-and-forth about how to ask for advice than about which phone to buy.

    In the end, the thread settled on a rough rule of thumb — “iPhone or Galaxy if you’ve got the money, a Chinese phone if you don’t” — but the original poster still didn’t seem fully convinced.

    1AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:05
    It's totally busted
    11AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:10
    Then just buy the latest version of whatever you're using now!
    17AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
    Re: #11
    It's one option
    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:10
    If you've got money, forget the phone and buy a house
    16AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
    Re: #13
    I already have two
    18AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:11
    I hate phone shops, but
    they have to deal with people like this too
    rough job
    21AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
    Re: #18
    Went in for something unrelated last time, and today they still tried pitching me a few models
    19AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
    Just get an iPhone, it's fine
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:12
    Buy the priciest iPhone and everyone will envy you, so it'll satisfy your need for validation
    22AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:13
    Re: #19
    Re: #20
    Don't need an iPhone
    Trash
    24AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    Re: #20
    Foldables are the flex phone right now, aren't they 😁

    Whip it open in front of everyone and you're guaranteed to turn heads 🤤
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    The Galaxy S series is fine
    If you're short on cash, get last year's model or used
    30AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:16
    Re: #27
    It's one option
    I've got the money
    But I'm not fully sold
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:15
    Wouldn't a cheap Motorola or Xiaomi do?
    31AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:16
    Re: #28
    My main phone just died, so that feels like a weak replacement for it
    32AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    Re: #31
    What are you using now?
    33AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    Re: #32
    What broke was my Pixel 8 Pro
    35AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    Re: #33
    Wouldn't the latest Pixel work?
    45AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #33
    That's the same phone you're using now 😁

    I'm actually thinking of just buying a used Pixel 8 Pro again as my main phone 😎
    34AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:17
    Only the person themselves knows what phone at what price they'd actually be happy with
    If you want advice from others, you need to share a lot about yourself
    Since you're barely sharing anything, hardly any of the advice here has been any good
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:18
    Re: #34
    You've got to keep in mind that text alone could never convey everything anyway
    Since I know I'm the one who decides, throwing out a bunch of options to narrow it down is the standard move
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
    Mentioning that your main phone died should've been in your very first post
    Bringing it up on reply #15 is pretty rough
    43AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
    Re: #40
    It's a technique to keep you guys talking
    42AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:19
    Smoke signals or carrier pigeons would do
    Can't be that different from a Pixel 8, right
    47AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #42
    So are you posting with one of those right now, then?
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:21
    Re: #45
    I think the security chip died
    My PIN code stopped working
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:22
    Re: #49
    Can't you just reset it? 🥺
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:21
    Whether it's AI, anonymous posters online, or a clerk at a real store — you won't get decent advice unless you volunteer info about yourself and what you value
    56AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:24
    If the clerk's pushing a few different models on you, they've probably got excess stock of something
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
    Re: #56
    iPhones, probably
    59AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
    https://gzo.ai/i/i6k14fd.jpg
    This
    61AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:25
    If iPhone is trash, then all that's left is diarrhea (i.e., total garbage)
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:28
    Re: #61
    It's a matter of philosophy, use case, and skill level
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:30
    Asking for advice but reluctant to share any info
    Give advice and it gets branded trash with some excuse tacked on

    A cautionary example
    Treat your own kids like this and they'll grow to resent you
    77AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:32
    Re: #73
    Don't you want to hear people's take on it?
    98AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:42
    If you've got money
    ・iPhone
    ・Galaxy S series

    If you don't
    ・Chinese phone

    That's really all there is to it
    101AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:44
    Re: #73
    You really think that counts as advice? Re: #98
    84AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:37
    Re: #82
    You want a detailed reason for absolutely everything?
    87AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:39
    Re: #84
    If you want someone's opinion, that's just common sense, isn't it
    Are you even a working adult?
    91AnonymousAug 28, 2026 09:39
    Re: #84
    At this point just live without a phone

    Background and Key Points

    The Pixel 8 Pro that broke is Google’s flagship line, sold in Japan through NTT Docomo, au, and SoftBank as well as Google’s own store; a mid-range failure like a dead security chip a couple of years into ownership isn’t unusual and is the kind of “known issue” Pixel owners in Japan swap notes about. The wider context that shapes this thread is Japan’s phone market itself, which looks very different from the global one: iPhone commands a majority share of the country’s smartphones, propped up by decades of carrier bundling and Apple’s early exclusivity deals with Docomo/au/SoftBank, while Android flagships like the Galaxy S series remain a distant, low-single-digit-share alternative despite being globally dominant. Chinese brands (Xiaomi, etc.) are cheap but carry a stigma in Japan tied to lingering security and privacy suspicion, which is why “iPhone or Galaxy if you have money, Chinese if you don’t” reads as received wisdom rather than a personal recommendation.

    The thread didn’t really split over which phone to buy — it split over what counts as a legitimate way to ask for advice online. One camp insisted that without a stated budget or use case, any answer is worthless and the OP was gaming the thread for engagement by withholding that his main phone had died until reply #15; the other treated throwing out options and narrowing down via replies as normal shorthand that shouldn’t require a full personal disclosure upfront.

    What nobody raises, and what actually drives phone-buying decisions in Japan more than brand loyalty, is Osaifu-Keitai — the FeliCa-based mobile wallet standard used for train fare cards (Suica/PASMO) and convenience-store payments. Compatibility with it, not price tier, is often the real dealbreaker Chinese and even some Galaxy models fail on.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread「Gotta buy a new phone, but what’s good?」.

  • New STARTO Idol Unit ‘KEY TO LIT’ Slammed Over ‘Destroy Japan’ Remark on War’s End Anniversary — Past Comments Dug Up Too

    STARTO ENTERTAINMENT’s junior idol unit KEY TO LIT trended on social media for the phrase “destroy Japan” on August 15 — the anniversary of Japan’s WWII surrender — drawing widespread criticism. With the group set to make its CD debut this winter, it has since come to light that member Ikari made similar remarks in the past, and questions are being raised about the wording of the agency’s apology. Reactions on 5ch ranged from jabs at the group’s naming sense to grudges dating back to its predecessor groups.

    Rival groups reportedly have mixed feelings

    STARTO ENTERTAINMENT’s (hereafter, STARTO) junior idol unit KEY TO LIT is finally set to make its long-awaited CD debut this winter.

    Last February, STARTO’s junior units HiHi Jets, Bishonen, and 7 MEN Samurai were effectively disbanded, with members reshuffled to form the five-member ACEes and KEY TO LIT, plus the eight-member B&ZAI. The announcement sent shockwaves through junior fans, and now the debut is arriving under a cloud.

    Source: friday.kodansha.co.jp / Original article here

    13AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:25
    Re: #1
    That naming sense is so 'Johnny-san' (a nod to Johnny Kitagawa, the agency's late, disgraced founder)
    40AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:49
    Re: #13
    He was a sex offender — calling him 'Johnny-san' is gross
    20AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:33
    Oh wait, this is an old story — doesn't really need digging back up
    23AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:37
    Never seen anyone decent with that surname
    25AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:39
    Gaaah! (a stock meme reaction shout)
    29AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:42
    Re: #25
    That's a ripoff of Akira
    37AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:46
    Re: #25
    The guy in the middle isn't even hidden
    63AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:22
    Re: #25
    You guys are absolutely gorgeous~!
    27AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:40
    So it's read 'Banzai'? That's peak lame
    28AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:41
    Ikari apparently proposed and called out something like 'destroy Japan,' and fans then spread it on Twitter (now X).

    So the fans were accomplices too, lol
    38AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:46
    So there was a reason they hadn't debuted yet.
    46AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:54
    There was a movie called 'Japan Sinks' though — was that okay?
    49AnonymousAug 28, 2026 07:59
    The excuse in the apology letter is worse — claiming 'destroy Japan' meant 'let's hype things up.' The agency's messed up too.
    50AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:00
    Johnny's fans pick fights with too many other fandoms — they kept trashing M!LK and I ended up hating them for it
    67AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:27
    Re: #50
    They look way better than Johnny's groups and are way more wholesome too. Seriously toxic fandom.
    51AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:01
    This looks like a case where it would've been better to let it slide — framing it as 'linking the surrender anniversary to destroy Japan is an unfair stretch, poor them' — and keeping them off guard instead
    57AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:16
    Re: #51
    Next August 6th (Hiroshima bombing anniversary) they'll probably say something like 'We're KEY TO LIT, formed when 7 MEN Samurai underwent nuclear fission!'
    52AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:02
    Apparently Gen Z doesn't even know Japan and the US were at war, so no wonder they don't know about the surrender anniversary
    54AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:07
    Johnny [Kitagawa] was a horrible piece of garbage as a person, but he had a genius sense for naming — seeing a crappy name like this really drives that home
    76AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:41
    Re: #54
    There's something in common with Yoshimoto's (the comedy talent agency) naming sense
    58AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:19
    Kind of sounds like 'Rassun Gorerai' (a viral nonsense catchphrase from a comedy duo). Tricking Japanese women into helping get 'destroy Japan' trending is seriously malicious.
    64AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:23
    So he just blurted it out, and it was Johnny's fans who spread it around?
    73AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:33
    Re: #64
    Nah, he probably wanted it to go viral, figured 'this'll be good'
    83AnonymousAug 28, 2026 08:49
    Why do these people want to destroy Japan?

    Background and Key Points

    Ties between STARTO’s junior units run deep — Johnny Kitagawa’s agency (now rebranded following the 2023 sexual-abuse scandal that led to his posthumous exposure and the company’s restructuring) has long produced a pipeline of pre-debut boy groups from its “Johnny’s Jr.” system. KEY TO LIT was formed just last February when three existing junior units, HiHi Jets, Bishonen, and 7 MEN Samurai, were dissolved and their members reshuffled into three new groups. For fans who had followed the original lineups for years, that reshuffle was already a disruptive shock, which matters for reading the backlash here: this is not simply outrage over one bad joke, it’s layered on top of existing resentment toward the agency’s handling of its rosters. The remark itself lands on a specific date, August 15, which in Japan is Shūsen Kinenbi, the anniversary of the 1945 surrender broadcast, a solemn day of war remembrance, not a casual occasion for slang.

    The thread’s disagreement isn’t really about whether the phrase was offensive; nearly everyone agrees it was. It splits on blame allocation: some posters think the bigger scandal is the agency’s apology itself, which reportedly reframed “destroy Japan” as innocuous hype-speak, seen as more dishonest than the original remark. Others shift focus to the fans who amplified the phrase on social media, calling them complicit rather than victims.

    What outside readers will likely miss is the throwaway comment about Gen Z not knowing Japan and the US fought a war at all. If true, it reframes the incident less as intentional provocation and more as a generational blind spot about what August 15 signifies, though the thread never resolves whether that applies to the idol himself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[STARTO ENTERTAINMENT] Junior unit KEY TO LIT (nicknamed “Kiteretsu,” meaning “eccentric”), drawing attention for “destroying Japan” on the war’s end anniversary, has “past bombshell remarks” [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★]“.

  • Mixed Reactions to New Service Letting You Play PC Games Free on Your Phone — “Fighting Games? Forget It, Too Laggy,” Say Critics

    A new service that lets users play PC games for free straight from a smartphone browser has appeared, sparking discussion on 5ch’s gaming board. While word is that the service supports 33 titles and appears to use a one-time purchase model rather than a subscription, skeptics piled on, noting that genres requiring tight input precision — like fighting games — are especially vulnerable to network lag, and questioning whether anyone would want to play for long stretches on a small screen.

    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:58



    Amazing
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:02
    Re: #3
    You wouldn't call a limited-time free trial "free to play"…
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    All depends on the monthly price
    If it's ¥300 or under, it's got a shot
    Any more than that and it's a no-go
     
    Game subscriptions just don't catch on in Japan
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:32
    Re: #9
    Sounds like it's a one-time purchase, not a subscription
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:09
    33 titles lol

    Come back and tell me once you've bumped that up about 1000x
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Re: #14
    That's more titles than the PlayStation has lmaooooo
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:09
    Nintendo fanboys ("buta") have started picking fights with PC gamers too now, calling them "PC cockroaches" (pasogoki, a slur combining "PC" with the insult usually aimed at Sony fans)
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #15
    Lol, got played by an obvious troll
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    PC gaming's whole identity is built around the keyboard-and-mouse interface, so how's that supposed to work on a phone…

    It might scratch the itch for a quick session on the go, but would you really want to keep playing on a tiny phone screen once you're back home…?
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Re: #21
    People mocked it the same way, but video content has already adapted itself to the small phone screen
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Honestly, nobody buys a gaming PC these days except Sony haters
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Re: #26
    Well, besides the Sony haters, nobody even owns a PS5 either lol
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    PC gamers be like: "Optimization this! Crashes that!"
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Re: #28
    Once "Toukon" got cracked, the pirate version ran smoother than the devs' own broken official release lol
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Wait, are you telling me you're gonna practice Rashid's air combos on this??
    hahaha you Japanese are nuts! (mimicking a foreigner's broken "Nipponjin" accent)
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:16
    Re: #33
    I wonder which is harder — practicing Rashid's air combos on this, or on the "Lag Station" (a dig at the PlayStation's input delay)
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Subscriptions just don't suit most games to begin with
    You don't burn through games in volume the way you do movies
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    Re: #36
    Those links only give you a couple frames of leeway, so a phone where you can't even tell exactly when your input registered is nothing but hell
    Pretty sure Rashid's non-Rush judo throws only have a 1-frame window too, so it'd be basically unplayable
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:26
    Re: #42
    Funny how you carefully avoid mentioning the "Lag Station"! Full marks for that
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:22
    Re: #1
    Is this for people whose religion won't let them use Game Pass?
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Re: #44
    Only Xbox fanboys ("hako-goki") even bother with Game Pass anyway
    Can't play a single Nintendo game on it
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Tried it myself — since it's cloud-based the lag is brutal, no way action games are playable on this
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:27
    Re: #46
    By the way, have you tried it on Game Pass?
    Cloud gaming lives and dies by your connection, so if Game Pass has the same problem for you, maybe it's your internet that needs a look
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Re: #48
    As a fighting game player, a PS5 that restricts your input devices AND still has input lag isn't even on my radar
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #51
    Full marks, but shouldn't you have said that from the start?
    Don't pull that third-rate-writer move of only trashing one side
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Plenty of PC games already have tiny fonts as it is, and barely any of them are even playable on a phone
    Even if you can bump the font size up, you can't make it big enough to actually read on a phone screen
    And you can't install font-size mods on a cloud service either
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:43
    Re: #52
    Same thing I noticed with the Switch — plenty of publishers just don't bother optimizing for handheld mode
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    I don't want to play games on my phone, period
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:59
    Re: #56
    Agreed
    Can't say I want to game on a tiny phone screen
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:56
    If it runs on a phone it'll probably run on a tablet too
    Hook up a controller to that and you've got the ultimate setup
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:57
    Re: #68
    This runs in the browser, so it's device-independent
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:07
    "Playable" probably just means lightweight games
    No way something as demanding as Monster Hunter Wilds runs properly through a browser
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:19
    Re: #75
    Huh, turns out "Nintendo fanboys" (buta) can post about something other than trashing Switch and Nintendo after all

    Background and Key Points

    Cloud game streaming isn’t new to Japan — Sony has run PlayStation Now/Cloud Streaming for years and Microsoft offers Xbox Cloud Gaming through Game Pass Ultimate — but subscription services have historically struggled to catch on with Japanese players, who are used to buying titles outright. That context explains why several posters zeroed in on the “one-time purchase, not subscription” detail as the service’s most interesting feature, and why the ¥300/month threshold came up as the rough ceiling for what a recurring fee would need to be to gain traction here. The 33-title library also needs to be read against PC gaming’s minority status in Japan’s console-dominated market, where owning a gaming PC at all is treated in the thread as a niche, almost tribal identity.

    The thread didn’t really argue about whether the service works technically — commenters broadly agreed cloud streaming adds latency — but split over whether that latency actually matters. Casual and story-driven games were seen as fine; fighting games were singled out as the deal-breaker, because competitive titles like Street Fighter 6 (referenced via the character Rashid) rely on single-frame input windows, where even a few milliseconds of added lag breaks combos.

    What’s easy to miss is that the “laggy” complaint isn’t about the phone’s hardware — modern phones can run plenty of games locally — it’s about round-trip network latency to a remote server, the same limitation that affects any cloud platform, including PS5’s own streaming features that posters mocked as “Lag Station.” No one in the thread mentioned mobile data usage, which cloud streaming consumes heavily and which would be a real cost factor for anyone actually using this away from Wi-Fi.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console Wars)) thread “[Great News] PCs Are Now Officially Obsolete — A Revolution Lets You Play PC Games Free on Your Phone.”

  • Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu Add Matchmaking Apps to Employee Benefits — 5ch: ‘Even Big Companies Can’t Get Their Employees Married?’

    A growing number of major Japanese companies — including Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu — are rolling out matchmaking apps as an employee benefit for their single staff. A prime example is “Aill goen,” a corporate matchmaking service that startup Aill has offered to businesses since 2021. On 5ch, users reacted with surprise (“Even big companies need this to get married?”), while others said knowing a match’s employer in advance offered peace of mind. Still, plenty of commenters questioned whether the initiative would actually do anything to fight Japan’s declining birthrate.

    Published 8/27 (Thu) 5:35 AM

    ITmedia Business Online

    More companies are introducing “matchmaking apps” as an employee benefit. “Aill goen,” offered to businesses since 2021 by Aill (based in Nakano, Tokyo), is a matchmaking app available to single employees at client companies.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:04
    Get transferred out to the countryside while still pulling a head-office salary and you'll end up rich.
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    Re: #5
    A friend's company would transfer guys out to the regional offices if they couldn't find a spouse in Tokyo.
    Apparently it actually works.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:06
    Wait, even people at big corporations can't get married without something like this?
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    Re: #10
    Even making 10 million yen+ (~$65k+) a year at a big company, one flaw and you're out of the running.
    Women you meet as a working adult are brutally picky.
    138AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:57
    Re: #10
    At the end of the day they're just corporate slaves ("shachiku").
    Once you're past 35 you never know when you'll get cut loose.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    These days young guys want to marry a highly-educated, high-earning career woman.
    Back in the day they'd happily marry the not-so-bright junior-college grad who served tea around the office…
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Re: #37
    Junior college grads have basically disappeared these days.
    As women shifted upward in education and status, "marrying up" got that much harder to do.
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:16
    Getting married and buying a house have always been the corporate slave's leash (lol)
    Pair everyone off so they can't run, then work them nearly to death from overtime (lol)
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:19
    Re: #41
    Used to be, the moment you built your own house they'd slap you with a solo transfer, no argument.
    "You've got a home to come back to no matter where in the country we send you" — lol
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    I guess the reassuring part is you can't even sign up unless you work at a decent company.
    115AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:15
    Re: #44
    That's probably the biggest advantage.

    Everyone on it made it through a tough hiring process, so the filtering is on a completely different level from your average matchmaking app ("machi-apu") — that gives real peace of mind.
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    What a creepy era we live in, lol
    Just handle your own love life.
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:22
    I can already picture the future where everyone takes maternity leave and paternal/parental leave nonstop and the company just scraps this program.
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    I want a matchmaking app for married people.
    74AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:31
    Re: #71
    >a matchmaking app for married people
    Cuddle:
    One of the largest services out there, with over 1 million members. Features AI-based recommendations and same-sex matching too.
    Healmate:
    500,000+ members. Offers 24-hour monitoring and photo-blurring, geared toward serious "second partner" searches.
    Kikonsha Club (Married People's Club):
    A large cumulative match count, with strong privacy protections like automatic photo blurring and message-deletion features.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:34
    Marry someone from within the company and it feels like you'd end up talking shop at home too…
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:39
    Re: #79
    I recall the reasoning being something like: since you know their workplace, there's more understanding of your husband's work style, and for women it's seen as a kind of background guarantee since hires often come through connections.
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    I feel like all the attention just piles onto the good-looking people and this accomplishes nothing.
    Same as any regular matchmaking app.
    105AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Re: #99
    I see…
    Maybe matchmaking apps are actually part of why the birthrate's falling. Huh, that tracks.
    Eh, whatever, doesn't really matter.
    103AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:00
    Wow, big companies really take care of you that much, huh.
    Guess if you don't land a job at a major company right out of school, your life's basically over.
    Working at a small or mid-size company really has no upside.
    104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Re: #103
    What's in Re: #1 does feel like overkill — I can't help wondering "do you really need that?" — but
    the treatment you get really is on a whole different level at a big company.
    Better to shelter under a big tree, as they say…
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:13
    Maybe it just means a lot of people are fine staying single.
    118AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:23
    Re: #112
    I've heard people say they want to meet someone but just don't have an opening to.
    122AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:28
    Fine if it's a big company doing well, but
    what happens if you're both laid off at once?
    And on top of that, if the couple's holding company stock through the employee stock ownership plan,
    that's putting way too many eggs in one basket.
    123AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:29
    Re: #122
    That's got nothing to do with the matchmaking app though, lol
    137AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:55
    They should really slap a company logo on employees who join through this benefit.
    They'd get snapped up in no time.
    143AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:06
    Re: #137
    It's not like they're enrolling employees as some kind of "benefit" exactly —
    it's just matching employees across big companies with each other.
    Used to be group blind dates ("gokon"), but those dried up with COVID, so I guess this is the replacement.
    144AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:06
    Guess even at big companies like Toyota and NTT, people just aren't getting married.
    Bottom line, marriage and having kids are seen as nothing but risk these days.
    146AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:08
    Re: #144
    Exactly.
    These days, getting married means you've lost.
    156AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:16
    Even at small and mid-size companies, some places actually prioritize hiring married men.
    157AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:19
    Re: #156
    Though conversely, more small and mid-size companies are avoiding people with young kids because their attendance isn't reliable.
    175AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:57
    Anyone who's still not married at a certain age is basically a social misfit.
    And it's always exactly those guys who insist, "I'm not unable to get married, I'm just choosing not to!"
    179AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #175
    It'd be fine if you just took the workload off those "misfits",
    but instead everyone keeps building systems that just dump more work on them —
    that's why every country's birthrate policies keep failing.
    183AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Unless you're living somewhere really rural, I'd think just living a normal life gives you normal chances to meet people and fall for someone.
    Can people just not bring themselves to ask someone out on a date?
    If you really have zero chances to meet anyone, maybe you're just spending too much time buried in your phone and the internet.

    Background and Key Points

    Marriage-as-benefit programs like Aill goen sit inside a specific corner of Japan’s demographic crisis. Japan’s total fertility rate has hovered around 1.2, and the “lifetime unmarried rate” (never married by age 50) has climbed past 25% for men and roughly 17% for women — a sharp rise from single digits decades ago. Historically, companies filled the gap left by fading arranged marriages (miai) and matchmaking relatives through workplace matchmaking and the postwar boom in “gokon” group blind dates, which cratered during COVID. Large employers also retain older paternalistic tools referenced in the thread — solo relocation (tanshin funin), company housing, seniority pay — that make marriage and family formation part of the implicit deal between “salaryman” and firm. Aill goen, launched in 2021, is not a government initiative; it’s a private startup’s B2B product sold to HR departments as a benefit, restricted to employees of client companies that opt in.

    The thread doesn’t split on whether marriage rates are falling — everyone agrees they are — but on what the vetting-by-employer feature actually means: some read it as reassurance (a shared hiring bar as an informal background check), others as one more leash tightening corporate control over employees’ private lives, on top of overtime and transfers.

    What’s easy to miss is that this entire discussion is about elite, regular (seishain) employees at prestigious firms — precisely the demographic with Japan’s highest marriage rates already. The much larger pool of unmarried Japanese adults works irregular or small-company jobs with far less income security, and no one in the thread mentions that this cohort, not Toyota’s workforce, is where the marriage and birthrate decline is actually concentrated.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “[Matchmaking App] Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu Add “Matchmaking Apps” to Employee Benefits — Why Are Companies Supporting Their Employees’ Love Lives?“

  • Apple to Hold New Product Event on September 9 — Anticipation Builds for Foldable iPhone

    Apple is reportedly set to hold one of its biggest product launch events of the year on September 9, and the long-rumored first foldable iPhone is finally starting to feel real. On 5ch, the discussion ranged from price predictions to a debate over whether a vertical or horizontal fold is more practical, to comparisons with Samsung and Huawei’s existing foldables.

    Published 8/27 (Thu) 2:32 AM

    TBS CROSS DIG with Bloomberg

    (Bloomberg) — Apple will hold its biggest new product launch event of the year on September 9, marking the full debut of the new leadership era under CEO John Ternus.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:06
    Gonna run about ¥400,000?
    159AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:02
    Re: #2
    Probably ¥450,000 for the Pro?

    So cheeeap!
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:07
    Stock's tanking, lol
    Guess everyone already knows it won't sell
    107AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:07
    Re: #5
    Uh, it's up though?
    Got a source, or is that just in your head?
    150AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:55
    Re: #5
    If you want a big screen, a tablet just makes more sense
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    When are we getting a phone that just projects an image floating in mid-air?
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:15
    Re: #28
    Forget that, I want a computer that beams the image straight into my head, no eyes needed
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:15
    Re: #28
    The day's coming when holograms fly spaceships and perform surgery
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:24
    Re: #28
    It won't be totally empty space, but NHK's research labs are already building holographic displays smaller than before
    Hopefully it's ready by like Virtua Fighter 10
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    If they put out some Android-tier monstrosity like this, Jobs is gonna rise from the grave
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:35
    Re: #38
    The 'Bald Notch' iPhone was already a bizarre design itself (jab combining 'bald' — likely aimed at Tim Cook — with the iPhone's notch)
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Huawei's got a foldable that doesn't shrink the screen for videos and manga — it stays full-size. They're releasing it as a 16:9 phone, and honestly this 16:9 approach beats Apple's.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:37
    Re: #42
    On phones, Huawei really does feel like they're ahead of the game
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Out of ideas, so they're just copying Samsung
    Who cares if it folds
    Lame
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:24
    Re: #44
    Apple hasn't put out anything decent since Jobs died… they're just a company coasting on his legacy at this point
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    They should've realized way earlier that leaving the display fully exposed was a bad call
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:27
    Re: #45
    You can just throw a book-style cover on it though
    Plenty of people already do that, right?
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:22
    Would Jobs even call this beautiful?
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    Re: #46
    The man said even phone cases were annoying clutter — anything that's not sleek and minimal is a non-starter for him, let alone something this bulky
    Is Apple heading downhill again…
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    A book-fold is already old news, so maybe they'll just go straight to a quad-fold
    I'm kind of serious
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    Is there really demand for a folding iPhone? Isn't the iPad what actually needs this?
    If the iPad could fold, it'd fit in a small bag — now that would actually be convenient.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    Re: #52
    Between iPhone and iPad, Apple ships way, way more iPhones, so that's where the priority is
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Re: #52
    Unfold it and it basically becomes an iPad mini, right?
    109AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:08
    Re: #52
    Pretty sure it's just going to turn into a mad scramble to get one
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    The vertical-fold one seems fine, but I can't picture what the horizontal-fold one is actually for
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:28
    Re: #54
    Fold it vertically and Tetris or other falling-block games would be great. Fold it horizontally and it's perfect for reading, like a Kindle.
    110AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:09
    Re: #54
    The vertical-fold ones are seriously unpopular, basically dead in the water at this point
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:32
    Re: #60
    Tablets are honestly a pretty niche, in-between product now, squeezed between laptops and phones with bigger screens. They might just fade away eventually.
    114AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:10
    Re: #65
    That's what you'd think
    I thought the same, but once I bought one, there's not a day I don't use it
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:33
    A foldable phone will change your life, seriously
    Ridiculously convenient. Feels like carrying a mini laptop!
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Re: #66
    Tried out Samsung's and yeah, it actually felt pretty good
    Just heavy and pricey lol
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    So the old flip phone was right all along
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Re: #75
    Back then it wasn't two screens, just one screen plus buttons, so it wasn't that pricey. Two screens basically means double the phone. You'd need Nintendo DS-level mass production to bring costs down.
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Unfold it and all you get is a bigger rectangle — videos won't actually display much bigger, so it's money down the drain
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:10
    Re: #77
    The iPhone fold looks like it'll land a good screen ratio, so no worries there
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Japanese people who wouldn't even glance at Samsung's foldables are about to swarm this one
    117AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:15
    Re: #79
    Same here, don't need Android
    Has to be iOS or there's no point

    Background and Key Points

    Apple’s September event has been the fixed date for iPhone reveals since 2012, but 2026’s version carries unusual weight: this would be the first true foldable iPhone after nearly a decade of rumors, arriving years after Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold (since 2019) and Huawei’s Mate X line established the category in Asia. Japan is the key variable foreign readers often miss — it’s one of the only major markets where iPhone, not Android, is dominant, commanding roughly half of all smartphone sales for over a decade. That’s why posters reflexively dismiss Samsung’s foldables (“don’t need Android”) even while admitting Huawei’s screen engineering is more advanced; brand loyalty in Japan runs deeper than component specs. Pricing context matters too: Apple’s Pro models already retail above ¥200,000 in Japan due to a weak yen, so predictions of ¥400,000–450,000 (roughly $2,700–3,000) for a foldable aren’t hyperbole, they track with how iPhone pricing has already outpaced Samsung’s comparable Z Fold models locally.

    The thread didn’t converge on whether the device would sell — it split on whether Apple still has design credibility post-Jobs, with the folding form factor itself read as evidence either of innovation or of Apple “coasting” and copying Samsung’s homework.

    One thing worth flagging for readers: the article’s framing of a “new leadership era under CEO John Ternus” overstates what’s actually confirmed. Tim Cook remains Apple’s CEO; Ternus is widely rumored as an eventual successor, not a confirmed one, and no foldable iPhone has been officially announced — everything here is pre-event speculation.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Smartphones] Apple to Hold New Product Event on September 9 — Foldable iPhone Reveal?.”

  • “Turn Your Crush Into a Porn Star”: Free AI Service Generates Fake Adult Videos From a Single Photo — Lawyer Says “No Law Can Stop It”

    A free service that can swap faces onto adult video (AV) footage using just one photo of someone else is spreading online, boasting “over 300,000 cumulative users.” A lawyer points out that “currently there’s no law to crack down on this,” but on the forum thread, people debated legal interpretations like “wouldn’t this count as distribution of obscene material?” alongside others hunting for loopholes such as “it’s safe as long as you don’t publish it.”

    There are even fears that AV videos could be generated without permission from old graduation album photos… (photo is an illustration) [Photo: PhotoAC]

    A service that applies AI technology to generate AV videos from other people’s photos without permission is causing ripples online. Using AI face-swapping, the service lets users replace the face of an AV performer with that of any third party, and even offers a free plan. Its official site advertises “over 300,000 cumulative users” and emphasizes that it is a “reassuring, law-compliant service” offering “content that complies with regulations.” So how does this hold up legally? We asked for the view of attorney Kazuma Higuchi of Higuchi International Law Office, who is qualified to practice in both Japan and New York State.

    [Photo] The group hints at legal action… an idol victimized by AI-doctored images

    Source: encount.press / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    Don't guys feel empty jerking off to something like this?
    Doesn't it feel hollow?
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Re: #6
    Just help him out so he doesn't have to resort to this.
    Women really are heartless.
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:53
    Re: #6
    If men ever lost their sex drive, humanity would go extinct.
    You should be thanking them, honestly.
    133AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:59
    Re: #6
    Lecture him during his post-nut clarity (the sudden regret guys feel right after finishing).
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    No matter how cute the actress or idol,
    she can't compete with the destructive power of a classmate or coworker.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Re: #9
    Well, some idols are pitched to the level of guys who can't get girlfriends,
    so they're not even that cute anyway.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:44
    So that girl is going to become an AV star, huh.
    Even knowing it's fake, there's probably still some emptiness to it.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Re: #11
    I mean, realistically, the girl you like is out there sleeping with someone else anyway.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    There's a chance you've unknowingly starred in a gay porn video.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:47
    Re: #22
    "Yaoi" works using real people have been around forever.
    I guess AI just lets you turn them into actual videos now.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Guess we don't need FL masks anymore (realistic latex disguise masks people used to impersonate others).
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:49
    Re: #23
    For now, let's set the password to "today's 8" (an old anonymous-forum in-joke for a shared daily password).
    114AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:56
    Re: #43
    "Today's 8" — that's nostalgic.
    Bet a lot of people these days have no idea what that even means.
    209AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:07
    Re: #43
    Merge it with Ayaya (nickname for pop idol Ayumi Hamasaki, referencing an old meme).
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:47
    Making it for yourself is probably fine, but if someone else makes it and hands it over, wouldn't that count as distribution of obscene material?
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:50
    Re: #30
    Even if they call it free, if they're taking requests from an unspecified number of people and making these,
    I doubt that'd be judged as falling within personal use.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:48
    I'm curious, but I feel like it'd just leave me feeling empty instead.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:49
    Re: #37
    Well… lol
    Everything below the face is a different person anyway lololol.
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:50
    Re: #37
    It's so realistic you could practically step into an ero-manga's world.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:48
    If you trained it on every "Narou" trope out there, you could probably make an anime that screams peak Narou (referring to "Shousetsuka ni Narou," a web novel site known for formulaic isekai tropes).
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    Re: #40
    "Shousetsuka ni Narou" is already overrun with AI-generated works as we speak…

    and the AI keeps getting a little better each time lol.
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:49
    Of course they'll get arrested.
    Embarrass the police and they'll
    throw everything at you.
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:50
    Re: #48
    As long as you don't publish it, you're safe (^o^)
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:50
    You guys are as gross as ever…
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Re: #58
    Then what's that bulge in your pants, huh?
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    I'd like it to be legal as long as it's just for personal use.
    119AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:57
    Re: #66
    If the quality's good enough, people turn into validation-craving monsters.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    AI users were saying current law can already handle this, so don't regulate it, right?
    So that means the lawyer's the one lying.
    Obviously the AI users know the law better.
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:53
    Re: #68
    Publishing it is a no-go lol,
    but you're just handing over source material and getting a custom order made lololol.
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Isn't there some brave soul out there swapping the male performer's face for his own? Pathetic.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:53
    Re: #71
    So you'd swap in Yoshimura Taku's face for your own and lick the actress all over? (Yoshimura Taku is a well-known Japanese AV director/performer)
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    This is exactly why I don't want my picture taken —
    there are probably guys into mature women out there too.
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    Re: #77
    Go look in a mirror lol.
    Don't flatter yourself, lady.
    110AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:56
    Re: #77
    Sounds like the type who watches mobile games and anime and complains about being "sexually exploited."
    131AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:59
    Re: #77
    With mature women, it's faster to just seduce them directly and sleep with them.

    Background and Key Points

    “Turn Your Crush Into a Porn Star” isn’t the first face-swap deepfake tool to hit Japan, but the “300,000 users” figure and the explicit framing around AV (adult video, Japan’s mainstream commercial porn industry) mark a shift from novelty apps to purpose-built abuse tools. Japan currently has no dedicated deepfake law. The relevant statutes are scattered: the Act on Punishment of Activities Relating to Child Pornography doesn’t apply to adult subjects, obscenity is covered by Article 175 of the Penal Code (distribution of obscene material), and defamation or right-of-publicity claims require the victim to sue civilly, often after the fact. Attorney Higuchi’s comment that “no law can stop it” reflects this gap: creation for private use isn’t criminalized at all, and even distribution is legally ambiguous when the images are AI-generated composites rather than real footage of the victim.

    The thread doesn’t split on whether this is bad — almost no one defends the service outright. It splits on where the line sits between “personal use” and “distribution.” Posters floated the idea that commissioning a custom video from someone else, even without publishing it, might already cross into circulating obscene material because the request itself involves an unspecified third party handling the images (post 57). Others insisted privately-generated, unshared content is untouchable (post 54), effectively betting on enforcement gaps rather than legality.

    What the thread never addresses is scale: the “300,000 users” number is a marketing claim from the service itself, unverified by any outside source, and the article doesn’t say whether the site operates from Japan or abroad — which matters enormously, since Japanese police have no jurisdiction to compel takedowns from an overseas host, regardless of what Article 175 says.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “[Society] “Turn Your Crush Into an AV Star” — Sexual Videos AI-Generated From a Single Photo… Free Service Spreads, Lawyer Says “Currently No Law to Crack Down On It”.”

  • Scientists Measure How Much Pee Ends Up in Pool Water Using Artificial Sweeteners — 5ch: “Just Go Before You Get In”

    A research team at the University of Alberta in Canada published a paper in 2017 that estimated how much urine gets mixed into swimming pools by measuring concentrations of the artificial sweetener acesulfame potassium. The findings sparked a wave of posts on 5ch sharing experiences and opinions about pool and bath etiquette and hygiene.

    Published 8/26 (Wed) 6:05 AM

    ITmedia NEWS

    “Sweetened Swimming Pools and Hot Tubs,” a paper published in 2017 in the journal Environmental Science & Technology Letters by researchers at the University of Alberta in Canada, quantified the amount of urine mixed into swimming pools using artificial sweeteners.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:46
    LEGENDARY THREAD INCOMING━━━━━━(°∀°)━━━━━━!!!!
    42AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:57
    This has zero breaking-news value, this is from 2017.
    51AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:59
    Just go before you get in the pool.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:46
    Isn't the pee concentration probably way higher in the ocean?
    58AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:01
    Re: #4
    Nah, the ocean's huge though.
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:48
    Toshimaen's pool, which packed in like 50,000 people and is sadly gone now, must have been something else. (Toshimaen was a famous Tokyo amusement park that closed in 2020)
    52AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:00
    Re: #10
    That wasn't a pool, that was a potato-scrubbing tub. (Japanese slang for a spot so packed with bodies it looks like potatoes being scrubbed together in a barrel)
    There are probably people out there who'll go their whole lives thinking that's what playing in water is.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:51
    People who pee in the bathtub —
    there are surprisingly a lot of them.
    84AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:06
    Re: #20
    Don't casually generalize your own messed-up daily habits to everyone else.
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:54
    Peeing in the pool is basically normal — honestly I don't even remember ever using the pool restroom or seeing anyone else use it.
    At outdoor pools, bugs are drowning all over the place anyway,
    and at public pools you'll sometimes even see poop floating.
    98AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:08
    Re: #26
    That's a joke, right? I hear this kind of thing a lot on 5ch, but
    I want to believe people who actually pee in the pool are a tiny minority.
    30AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:55
    Isn't a fair chunk of it probably sweat too?
    38AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:56
    Re: #30
    There are a lot of serious swimmers out there,
    so probably about as much sweat pours in as from track-and-field athletes.
    66AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:02
    Re: #30
    If anything, there's more sweat in there than urine.
    31AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:55
    I think there are some things in this world you're better off not knowing.
    50AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:59
    Re: #31
    Right?
    Same goes for hot springs and spas.
    After I've had a nice, satisfying pee, I watch the next guy come in and wash his face with the water and think, ugh, poor guy.
    That's why I never take a spot downstream in the bath.
    32AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:56
    Is it true or false that your eyes turning red after school pool time
    isn't actually from the chlorine, but from the pee?
    62AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:02
    Re: #32
    Don't worry, it's true! 🤗
    45AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:58
    Pools are huge, but
    if you tested somewhere that isn't a natural hot spring, or a regular public bathhouse in Japan, the numbers would probably be way worse.
    54AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:00
    Re: #45
    If it's a fresh-flowing natural spring source, no problem.
    Even circulating baths filter the water, so the pee gets removed.
    46AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:58
    I guess this assumes the concentration of that acesulfame-whatever in urine is the same for everyone?
    47AnonymousAug 26, 2026 13:58
    Got stuck behind a slow old man or woman at the ward pool and literally saw a heat-shimmer effect coming off them.
    Never going back again.
    88AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:07
    Re: #47
    That's like a phantom pregnancy or something lol
    64AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:02
    It's Bakarhythm's fault that peeing in your own bathtub for the guilty thrill became a nationwide thing — he said it felt good on TV and now the whole country's got bathtub-pee people. (Bakarhythm is a well-known Japanese comedian)
    70AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:03
    Re: #64
    Before that, Downtown already spread it back when they were young hosts. (Downtown is a famous Japanese comedy duo)
    78AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:05
    Re: #50
    Remember all those people who used to smugly lecture that washing your body before entering the bath is proper manners? They've all disappeared.
    Guess they finally figured out that peeing after you get out is the objectively correct move.
    Blindly trusting Japanese people's civility and good nature just makes you the fool.
    83AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:06
    Ever since going to the beach and having the beach-hut staff point out where the restroom is, I've started thinking, do I really need that information?
    102AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:09
    Re: #83
    It'd be hilarious if the ocean itself had a sign saying 'restroom here.'
    104AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:09
    Re: #78
    Still, you should at least rinse off around your butt and privates before getting in.
    I've actually seen someone with a piece of tissue stuck to their butt. Re: #83
    90AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:07
    How does that translate into a Japanese school's 50-meter pool?
    93AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:08
    Re: #90
    Don't you mean Osaka, not Japan? (a jab implying Osaka's standards are on another level)
    145AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:16
    So there's pee mixed into the water supply source too?
    151AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:17
    Re: #145
    Astronauts purify and drink their own pee to save water in space. It's basically a perpetual motion machine.
    162AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:18
    Re: #145
    Even natural spring water welling up from underground can be so contaminated near ranches that locals won't drink it, and water flowing through nature is often full of bugs, animal carcasses, and viruses — always boil it first.
    206AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:27
    It reached up to 571 times the level found in the tap water that serves as the source (6–15 ng/L).

    Hmm, so is the ocean actually safer to swim in than the pool?
    212AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:28
    Re: #206
    I've actually seen poop floating on the surface at a crowded beach, so who knows.
    218AnonymousAug 26, 2026 14:29
    Re: #206
    The total volume of seawater is like 500 trillion times the water in a 50-meter pool!!

    Background and Key Points

    The 2017 study, published in Environmental Science & Technology Letters by University of Alberta researchers, used acesulfame potassium (ACE) as a tracer. ACE is an artificial sweetener common in North American processed foods and drinks; the body doesn’t metabolize it, so it passes into urine unchanged and survives pool chlorination, making it a reliable marker for how much urine is diluted into a given volume of water — unlike most biological markers, which break down. The thread’s headline number, 571 times the concentration found in the tap water source (6–15 ng/L), describes contamination relative to the pool’s own fill water, not an absolute liter count, though the original Japanese framing (“how many liters of pee”) implied the latter.

    The split in the thread wasn’t really about the science — almost nobody questioned the method. It was about behavior: several posters treated peeing in the pool as unremarkable, even routine, while others pushed back hard, insisting that can’t be normal and hoping the confessors were a minority. A side debate also broke out over whether the ocean is “safer” by dilution, versus the pool being a smaller, recirculated body.

    What the thread leaves under-explained is the eye-irritation claim in >>32/>>62: red eyes after swimming aren’t caused by chlorine itself but by chloramines, formed when chlorine reacts with nitrogen compounds in urine and sweat — a detail the posters affirmed as trivia without explaining the mechanism. Also unaddressed: Japan’s own washing-before-bathing etiquette, cited sarcastically in the thread, exists specifically to reduce this same contamination in shared soaking water.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Study] How Many Liters of Urine Are Mixed Into a Pool? Measured Using Artificial Sweeteners — Canadian Team’s 2017 Study“.