Category: Sports

  • F1’s Alonso Erupts at Honda Power Unit: “I Can’t Keep Up With the Other Teams”

    TOSPO reports that with the Spanish GP race just two days away on the 13th, Aston Martin’s Fernando Alonso erupted in anger at Honda’s power unit (PU) during free practice on the 11th. After his radio message — “I can’t keep up with the other teams with this engine” — made the rounds, 5channel’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board lit up with comments like “Feels like a thread from ten years ago” and “Here we go again with the ‘GP2 engine’ line,” reviving memories of the McLaren-Honda era back in 2015. Others pointed out that the clutch trouble was actually down to Aston’s own transmission and not Honda’s fault, while some argued that in F1 the car matters more than the driver — opinions were split.

    TOSPO WEB

    Published 9/12 (Sat) 9:55

    Fernando Alonso (Spain) of Aston Martin, competing in the Spanish Grand Prix (race on the 13th), erupted in anger at Honda’s engine during free practice on the 11th.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:25
    Might as well switch to a Tamiya Black Motor at this point (a cheap basic hobby-kit motor).
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:26
    F1 drivers do nothing but complain about their cars.
    You never hear tennis players going 'I can't get any pace with this racket!'
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:33
    Re: #4
    That's because in F1 you don't get to pick your own gear — it's handed down from above with a "no exceptions" attached.
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:41
    Re: #4
    In tennis the player is the star, but in F1 the car is the star —
    especially these days. The driver's just along for the ride.
    50AnonymousSep 12, 2026 17:35
    Re: #4
    Tsunoda finishing 10th kind of proves it —
    people say nowadays in F1 it doesn't matter who's driving, it all comes down to the car's performance (lol)
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:27
    Even Japan's lifeline, the auto industry, seems to be finished too.
    I've never felt more ashamed to be Japanese than I do today… (orz)
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:31
    Honda should just sell its engine IP to Hyundai and pull out already.
    It's a marketing disaster too —
    spending 150 billion yen a year just to trash the company's own reputation? Are they masochists or something?
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:32
    Round two — Alonso and Honda just don't mix.
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:33
    As for the clutch trouble — the transmission is built in-house by Aston Martin, so that's not on Honda or the engine.
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:34
    For a second I thought this was a thread from ten years ago.
    15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:42
    Re: #10
    "What is this, a GP2 engine!?"
    and it's been over ten years since that line.
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:34
    Re: #1
    Honda has already said flat-out that they're giving up on this season and won't push any major updates, so this is probably Alonso's way of making a statement about that.
    Word is Honda's aiming for the start of the 2027 season, but Alonso doesn't even know if he'll still be racing next year, so he's putting everything into this one~

    That's why he's leaning on Honda, knowing full well the radio message would go public.
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:34
    It's not that the Honda engine is slow —
    it became slow because Alonso got in it.

    Every team he's joined was doing fine before he showed up, and their results dropped once he arrived.
    That's just the fact of it — the guy has terrible luck.
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:38
    Honda got trashed by its drivers back in the Red Bull days too.
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:43
    Honda F1 desperately wants Alonso to stay: "We want to keep working together" — HRC President Watanabe: "Let's make history together" (TopNews) – Yahoo! News
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/7aee74df6d00addef0ffd9b17a433213421a2c14
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:44
    There's a rumor going around in Europe that Aston Martin is switching to a Mercedes engine starting next year — is that actually true?
    18AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:44
    Getting outpaced by Mercedes and Ferrari is one thing, but being totally helpless against newcomers like Red Bull and Audi? What's going on there —
    don't tell me they hired Korean staff for the race engine design too, on top of the mass-market car designers?
    51AnonymousSep 12, 2026 17:37
    Re: #18
    A lot of Honda engineers moved over to Red Bull (or more accurately, they just stayed put when Honda pulled its program).
    Audi probably poached talented engineers from Mercedes, Honda, and even Renault — pretty impressive that they're running mid-pack right out of the gate.

    Honda doesn't really treat F1 as a place to win — more like a training ground for junior engineers.
    The lead engineers who were there until last year are probably long gone by now, so of course they can't compete. No wonder [Adrian] Newey is losing it too.
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:45
    Re: #14
    In horse racing they say it's 70% horse, 30% jockey — what's the car-to-driver ratio in F1?
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:59
    Re: #20
    9:1.
    Whoever's got the fast car wins.
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:47
    I always picture Alonso furious at Honda, but the fact that he keeps working with them makes you wonder if deep down he actually likes Honda.
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:48
    Getting absolutely roasted here.
    F1's rules have always been built to favor Ferrari —
    Honda being at a disadvantage hasn't changed in fifty years.
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:48
    Wait, does Honda even still develop internal combustion engines?
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:51
    If Verstappen were driving it, that car would be winning races.
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:55
    'GP2' again, huh.

    Honestly, at this point you can only feel sorry for Alonso —
    same story as the McLaren-Honda days.
    Honda always gets serious only after Aston Martin drops them,
    just like it did with Toro Rosso back in the day.
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:55
    Both Aston Martin and Honda have basically written off this season and are focusing development on next year.
    Might as well think of Alonso's remaining races this year as test runs for next season.
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 16:58
    This is the same Honda that sidelined its Type R engineers and pushed them out the door.
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 17:03
    Re: #33
    So the gap really comes down to the car.
    Thanks for the info.
    35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 17:04
    Just quit already —
    I've had enough of Hamilton and Alonso.
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 17:11
    Come to think of it, Senna once spotted a Fuji TV camera during a press scrum and stared straight into it to chew out Honda's engineers on live camera.
    37AnonymousSep 12, 2026 17:13
    Honestly it's an insult even to GP2 at this point.
    Isn't it called F2 now?
    Doesn't have the same ring to it though.
    56AnonymousSep 12, 2026 17:45
    Japan's cheerleader press has gone dead silent lol (lit. "lantern journalists," a term for sycophantic reporters).
    Say something already.
    75AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:23
    Re: #56
    The usual "well, actually it's probably Aston's fault" excuse doesn't really work this time.
    57AnonymousSep 12, 2026 17:51
    Seriously, what is Honda even trying to do here?
    69AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:14
    Re: #57
    They're apparently trying to use their F1 power unit know-how for a rocket launch business —

    the tech for extreme weight reduction, compactness, and boosting output is supposedly transferable.
    72AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:15
    It's the Aston Martin team — why isn't it running an Aston Martin engine?
    79AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:27
    Honda should get mad right back and give them an ultimatum: it's either Alonso or Honda.
    83AnonymousSep 12, 2026 18:31
    Re: #79
    It's actually the opposite —
    Aston Martin is the one looking to switch to another manufacturer's engine next season, and it's Alonso who's smoothing things over by saying he'd rather stick with Honda.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Honda ended its power unit supply to Red Bull after the 2021 season, then returned to F1 in 2026 as Aston Martin’s sole works partner. This isn’t the first time Alonso and Honda have clashed — during the McLaren-Honda era of 2015-2017, his radio complaint that it was a “GP2 engine” became infamous, and much of the thread’s reaction plays off that memory. Regarding this latest outburst, some posters pointed out that the clutch-related trouble stemmed from an issue with Aston Martin’s own transmission rather than Honda’s power unit itself, while others speculated that Honda is skipping major upgrades this season to focus its development resources on the new 2027 regulations — though it’s worth noting these are all thread speculation rather than official statements. Rumors are also circulating that Aston Martin will switch to a Mercedes power unit next season, but that remains unconfirmed.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[F1] Alonso Furious at Honda Power Unit: “I Can’t Keep Up With the Other Teams With This Engine”.”

  • Junior High Freshman Runs 100m in the 10-Second Range After Switching from Soccer to Track — 13-Year-Old Phenom in Kurume, Fukuoka

    News that a first-year junior high student in Kurume City, Fukuoka Prefecture had run the 100m in the 10-second range — setting a national record for first-year junior high schoolers — sparked a wide-ranging discussion on 5channel’s entertainment/sports board (Geinou/Sports News+) about the young athlete’s future prospects. His switch from soccer to track drew plenty of praise, with posters calling the decision to spot his talent early “quick and admirable,” while others were more cautious, warning that “speed alone won’t pay the bills” and that “this country hypes up young athletes only to forget them once they hit 20.” Names like Usain Bolt, Shohei Ohtani, and a former sprinter who was once Japan’s top junior-high-schooler in the sprints all came up, fueling the perennial debate over whether baseball or soccer makes better use of natural athletic talent.

    In Kurume City, Fukuoka Prefecture, there’s a first-year junior high student who runs the 100m in the 10-second range. We dug into the secret behind this astonishing 13-year-old’s speed — and the person behind it — after he set the national record for first-year junior high students.

    “There’s supposedly the fastest first-year junior high student in Japan in Kurume City, Fukuoka Prefecture.”

    Acting on that rumor, staff from the TV program “Asadesu. KBC” began investigating. After asking around, they got testimonies like “I saw him running at the athletics track” and “He’s seriously fast.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousSep 11, 2026 09:59
    Wait, whatever happened to Usain Bolt?
    9AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:00
    Re: #5
    Never made it big in soccer.
    7AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:00
    Baseball's got guys like that all over the place — it's a treasure trove of talent.
    8AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:00
    The Japanese women's 100m record is 11.21 seconds, so this kid's seriously fast.
    15AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:04
    Re: #8
    Why compare to the women's record?
    11AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:00
    Switched from soccer to track.

    This thread's bad news.
    The fact that he ditched soccer is really inconvenient (for soccer fans).
    34AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:11
    Re: #11
    They get all excited just because he's young, pile on unrealistic expectations, and then treat him like a nobody once he's past 20.
    This country hypes kids up way too much just because it has no faith in its current generation of adults.
    57AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:18
    Re: #11
    Being good at soccer and being fast are two different things.
    12AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:02
    It's a talent that's only good as a spectacle, though.
    Then again, once AI advances enough, every talent might end up that way.
    91AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:27
    Re: #12
    Speed is useful outside of sports too — the military, police, and fire departments all test for it in their physical exams.
    14AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:03
    Faster than your 50m dash, that's for sure.
    17AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:04
    Re: #14
    Well, can't deny that.
    I haven't even run to catch a train lately, even when I was about to miss it.
    90AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:27
    Re: #14
    No doubt about it — I couldn't even run 25m, let alone 50.
    16AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:04
    Gave up on soccer and switched tracks as a first-year junior high student.
    Making that call so early is impressive.

    Not sure how true this is, but
    apparently in Germany, kids decide by age 12 whether they're headed to university or into other work.
    19AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:05
    Re: #16
    Compulsory education in Japan only goes through junior high anyway, so it's fine to decide your future around that age.
    18AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:04
    At the junior level he's up there with the fastest in the world, but
    Japanese sprinters never seem to have much room to grow.
    26AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:07
    Re: #18
    I heard that if you held a field day (undokai) among elementary and junior high kids worldwide, Japan would come out on top.

    Apparently kids in other countries don't have field days,
    so they can't really compete properly.
    21AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:06
    I ran a 16-second 100m as a high school freshman, so doing this in first-year junior high is insane.
    37AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:11
    Re: #21
    I ran 50m in 7.8 seconds in first grade, so he's actually slower than first-grade me — though my income's zero now, so I guess I never grew after that.
    43AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:14
    Isobata beat Sani Brown at the junior high nationals, became the national champion, then focused on baseball and turned pro — this kid's doing the opposite.
    Well, there's no point playing soccer anyway.
    48AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:15
    Re: #43
    If it's just a hobby, who cares what he plays.
    52AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:15
    Athletes can't be replaced by AI, after all.
    65AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:20
    Re: #52
    But these days Chinese robots run the 100m in the 8-second range.
    59AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:18
    But Chinese robots are already running in the 8-second range now,
    way faster than Usain Bolt's record, so
    human 100m racing is probably going to get less popular from here on.
    79AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:25
    Re: #59
    There have always been plenty of animals faster than humans.
    Even sticking to two-legged animals, an ostrich can run it in 5 seconds.
    62AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:19
    Guess he became a junior high student and realized soccer's boring lol.
    64AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:20
    Re: #62
    Even so, it's way more fun than baseball.
    67AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:21
    Re: #64
    Between just running and playing baseball, which would you pick?
    73AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:22
    Re: #64
    There aren't many kids these days who look like they're actually enjoying soccer or baseball.
    Unlike the old days when kids got into it through play, now they start straight in as a formal after-school activity.
    76AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:23
    Wouldn't it be better to put that speed to use in soccer instead?
    84AnonymousSep 11, 2026 10:26
    Re: #76
    The real problem is the "bukatsu" (school sports club) system that doesn't let you do more than one at a time.

    Background and Talking Points on This Topic

    Worth noting: “10-second range” (10秒台) means anywhere from 10.0 to 10.9 seconds, not the 9-second range — the excerpt alone doesn’t reveal his exact time. In Japanese junior high sports, it’s a recurring topic when track, baseball, and soccer end up competing for promising athletes, and the thread brought up a real example: a sprinter who was once Japan’s top junior-high 100m runner and later became a pro baseball player — cross-sport talent movement is a perennial 5ch topic. At the same time, some posters voiced a cynical take on Japan’s media environment, saying it “hypes up young athletes only to forget them once they’re past 20” — this mix of celebration and clear-eyed skepticism about the kid’s future is what defined the thread.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “First 10-Second 100m as a First-Year Junior High Student — The Face Behind the 13-Year-Old Who Switched from Soccer to Track — Kurume, Fukuoka.”

  • Mikuru Asakura vs. Shinya Aoki Set: 5ch Reacts — “Isn’t Aoki Pushing 50 by Now?”

    At the mixed martial arts event ‘Cho-RIZIN.5,’ a matchup was set between Mikuru Asakura and Shinya Aoki, and in the run-up to the fight, 5ch lit up with predictions about who had the edge. Aoki, born May 9, 1983, is a 43-year-old veteran known since his PRIDE days for slick submission grappling. Asakura, by contrast, is a popular fighter who built his name through events like BreakingDown, with some pointing out that ground fighting is his weak point. Predictions split along lines of age and track record, with some calling for an Aoki win and others betting on an Asakura punch KO, and the thread grew lively with talk spilling over into Ren Hiramoto’s judged decision on the same card and the names of veterans like Kazushi Sakuraba and Masato.

    1AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:20
    Who do the pros think wins this?
    2AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:25
    Isn't Aoki pushing 50 (araifi, i.e. "around 50") at this point? Mikuru's probably got this one.
    3AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:26
    Round 1, Asakura TKOs him with punches
    Wish Aoki could win it though

    Main event's Shaidulaev
    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:27
    How old is Aoki anyway?
    10AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:35
    Re: #4
    Shinya Aoki (43)
    Born May 9, 1983

    Apparently.
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:29
    Re: #1
    I'm not paying attention to this at all, so "all of Japan is watching" is just wrong.
    Pro wrestling's the only thing I care about — specifically All Japan-style promotions and joshi (women's) wrestling.
    7AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:32
    Checked their records — Asakura's opponents are all nobodies I've never heard of.
    Aoki's beaten well-known guys, so I'm calling it for Aoki.
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:33
    Why do I vaguely know the name Shinya Aoki…
    Did he juuust make it into PRIDE?
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:34
    Don't know much about Aoki, but
    he's the guy whose entrance song is by Ulfuls — always gets the crowd hyped.
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:38
    Idol-boy Asakura's just been fighting nobodies like that the whole time, huh (M!LK = a jab at his looks, after the boy band)
    13AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:42
    Ren Hiramoto's up next —
    is this Dautbek guy any good?
    15AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:44
    Asakura's always losing, so he's weak, right?
    What's there to even watch him for?
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:45
    It's just that last time's opponent Shaidulaev was too much of a world-class monster,
    and before that, Ren Hiramoto was just too strong.

    Wasn't he winning up until then?
    17AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:47
    Asakura's flat-out bad at grappling to begin with, so a punch KO is his only real shot.
    If he kicks, his leg's getting caught for sure — he'll get taken down and armbarred before he knows what hit him.
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:51
    The official highlights are up —
    is Hiramoto actually okay after this…?
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:51
    Hiramoto getting the decision made no sense.
    However you slice it, that's a unanimous loss.
    20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:53
    As a total amateur I was like,
    "wait, THIS counts as a win?"
    Guess the pros thought so too, huh.
    22AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:02
    Striking's a coin toss.
    Putting 1,000,000 Pelica on Aoki (Pelica = the fictional in-game currency from Monster Hunter, forum slang for a joke bet).
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:03
    Honestly, for me the real main event was supposed to be
    Don-mai vs. Lord Tomizawa,
    but that got cancelled and my hype crashed instantly.
    24AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:03
    Aoki's scary 'cause he snaps opponents' arms like it's nothing.
    29AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:13
    Feels like Aoki's gone from "uncle" to full-on "grandpa" at this point.
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:17
    Re: #29
    He looks like he'd be totally weak, but
    turns out he's crazy strong lol
    30AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:14
    Say what you want, Mikuru Asakura really is strong after all.
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:18
    Re: #30
    He can't beat anyone actually strong, so it's just farming easy wins off a washed-up guy in his 40s lol
    34AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:18
    Guys with a judo background really don't hold back on wrecking joints.
    Back in the PRIDE days, Yoshida used to pop the opponent's dislocated arm back into place himself lol
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:19
    Re: #34
    Wait, you can even do that? lol
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:18
    Seriously though —
    anyone who comes at him thinking "he's just some old man" gets destroyed instantly
    by Aoki.
    45AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:23
    Re: #35
    If some amateur underestimated him, they'd probably get shoved down easy and end up with a broken arm lol
    40AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:22
    Saw Sakuraba recently on some other fight-related channel — he's a genuine old man now, don't make him do this lol
    42AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:23
    Re: #40
    Yeah, I guess you really can't ask Sakuraba to do this anymore.
    44AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:23
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2098023633511952384/vid/avc1/1280×720/aEszo0G7SUFqoRe2.mp4
    Didn't think Aoki had slipped this much.
    Why couldn't he finish it even after taking it to the ground?
    49AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:25
    Re: #44
    Well duh, how old do you think he is lol
    In his prime he might've just wrecked Mikuru standing, easy.
    50AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:27
    Re: #44
    It's like "noooo stop, pleeeease Mikuru!" 😭
    53AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:29
    Re: #44
    Aoki's 43, right? Isn't he stopping this a bit too late…
    Guess that's just how it goes at this age.
    48AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:25
    If Kazushi Sakuraba doesn't have enough time to prep,
    maybe Mikuru Asakura vs. Masato (47)
    could work instead.
    52AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:28
    Re: #48
    If it's Mikuru Asakura vs. Masato,
    I'm rooting for Asakura — obviously want him to wreck him under MMA rules lol
    64AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:40
    Half the crowd's old-school fight nerds who've been into this forever,
    the other half's "World's Assassin" die-hards (Asakura's nickname/fanbase) and BreakingDown otaku.
    69AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:49
    Re: #64
    And that's enough to draw a crowd this big? Weird world we live in.
    81AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:09
    Mikuru Asakura, who just chases hype with entertainment-style fights,
    versus Musashi, who's gone toe-to-toe with heavyweight monsters from all over the world —
    that gap's never going to close.

    Mikuru Asakura, getting one-sidedly beaten down and KO'd by a retired Floyd Mayweather.
    https://spread-sports.jp/wp/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/1664088933-1843423985.jpg

    Musashi, dropping heavyweight boxer Mercer right from the opening bell.
    https://gonkaku.jp/system/images/attachments/000/027/632/medium/image-1592885890.jpg
    Mercer would later get KO'd by Tim Sylvia in seconds in the UFC.

    Background and Key Talking Points

    RIZIN is Japan’s largest mixed martial arts promotion, with Mikuru Asakura as one of its headline draws, and ‘Cho-RIZIN.5′ is one of its special events. Shinya Aoki is a seasoned veteran who has wielded submission grappling as his weapon since the PRIDE and DEEP eras, and the thread was full of references to his track record of “breaking opponents’ arms.” Opinions split between those who valued Asakura’s name recognition and entertainment appeal and those who rated Aoki as the stronger fighter based on his and his past opponents’ records — with even the age gap (Aoki is 43) read by some as a handicap and by others as a mark of experience. Note that this thread was created before the fight started as a prediction thread, and does not include any posts reporting the actual result.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “In just one hour, the fight all of Japan’s watching for — Cho-RIZIN5: Mikuru Asakura vs. Shinya Aoki! Who do you think wins?“

  • Kaoru Mitoma Could Leave Brighton This January, British Media Reports — 5ch: ‘Still Worth ¥3.9 Billion Even Though He’s Basically Free Soon’

    Japan international midfielder Kaoru Mitoma (29), who plays for Brighton, could transfer away as early as January, British outlet “TeamTalk” reported on the 9th. A specialist site puts his market value at roughly ¥3.9 billion, a striking figure given his contract has less than a year left. On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board, posters debated possible destinations, salary estimates, and injury risk, before the discussion spiraled into comparisons of fame and earnings with Shohei Ohtani and Naoya Inoue. Opinions were sharply divided.

    Sports Nippon

    [September 10, 2026, 19:20]

    British outlet “TeamTalk” reported on the 9th that Kaoru Mitoma (29), the Japan national team midfielder currently at Brighton in England’s Premier League, could move clubs as early as January next year.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:56
    His salary's probably ¥400 million, tops.
    17AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:04
    Re: #7
    More like half that.
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:57
    He's injury-prone and there's the Asian Cup this winter — can he really be sold then?
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:59
    If a free transfer doesn't pan out, he'll probably just re-sign, no?
    10AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:01
    He can barely stay on the pitch anymore.
    A player whose career got wrecked by injuries.
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:01
    Are Mitoma and Kubo fans only capable of fantasizing about transfers?
    47AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:26
    Re: #11
    Guys who actually do transfer get it wrapped up fast, like Zion did.
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:02
    He's done enough in Europe already.
    Just come back to FC Tokyo.
    13AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:02
    29 years old
    Only six months left on his contract by winter
    Asian (counts against the non-EU quota outside the Premier League)
    Injury-prone
    Set to miss a month for the Asian Cup

    No club's paying €22 million for that.
    15AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:03
    It's sad he couldn't get out right after Caicedo and Mac Allister did.
    43AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:25
    Re: #15
    There was definitely a turning point back then.
    21AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:07
    The gap with Ohtani and Inoue just keeps widening — in fame, income, and ability.
    46AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:26
    Re: #21
    Ohtani, sure, but Inoue?????? Does lightweight boxing even carry any fame?
    22AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:07
    Kind of sad that Trossard, the guy Mitoma pushed out, ended up at Arsenal.
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:08
    No Japanese player has ever really stepped up in England yet — though Zion might be the one to do it.
    24AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:08
    Transfer? Or just getting let go?
    He hasn't really put in a shift all year.
    It's not like this is some Olympic sport where you only have to perform once every four years.
    27AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:10
    He'll be 30 next year — just go join a Bundesliga or Ligue 1 club.
    30AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:11
    Here we go again, another 'ball-kicker gets cut loose' story (lol).
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:17
    Re: #1
    Impressive that he's still valued at ¥3.9 billion even with under a year left and set to be free next summer.
    Guess a proven Premier League track record really is on another level.
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:17
    There's no replacing Mitoma and Ito.
    Ito could probably keep coasting in low-intensity Belgium all the way to the World Cup in four years.
    Mitoma's turned into a specialist-type player now — it's a question of whether he chases a step up in league level, prepares for the World Cup, or just chases the money.
    38AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:20
    Why did he even extend his contract with Brighton!?

    His play is bold and flashy, but his personality's way too cautious — going off to university and all that…
    50AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:29
    Re: #46
    Even in the UK, Naoya Inoue's more famous than Mitoma lol.
    Plus his sponsorships are global deals — Mitoma doesn't have any global ones.
    56AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:31
    Re: #50
    Inoue's famous in the UK? Where'd you even get that?
    Lightweight boxing isn't even popular in the West.
    59AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:33
    Re: #56
    And your source for Mitoma being popular in the UK is…?
    68AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:36
    Re: #59
    Mitoma's good at soccer.
    60AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:33
    The huge reason Inoue can earn well in the lightweight divisions is that he's Japanese.
    That's what pushes his brand value up even further.
    In the US, even a Mexican-American lightweight can earn decently, but nowhere near as much —
    maybe about 1/10 of that.
    64AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:34
    Re: #60
    Even at 1/10, that's still more than Mitoma makes lol.
    69AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:38
    Aston Villa should just buy him.
    Zion and Mitoma could make a real attack together.
    83AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:50
    Re: #69
    You clearly don't watch Villa's games.
    They've already got a good young player on the left.
    72AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:39
    Pretty cheap next to Kaishu Sano reportedly turning down a ¥6.5 billion move.
    75AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:41
    Re: #72
    'Turned down'? That's just a bogus rumor article.
    76AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:42
    Re: #72
    It's more like buying a luxury watch that might already be broken.
    87AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:55
    Re: #83
    Aston Villa

    Zero goals this season

    Maybe score a goal first.
    90AnonymousSep 10, 2026 22:57
    Re: #87
    At this rate it'll turn into 'Mitoma, just get on the pitch' lol.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The ¥3.9 billion market-value figure is an estimate calculated by a transfer-tracking website, and it’s a different thing from an actual transfer fee or agreed price. This report itself is also only at the stage of a single British outlet describing a “possibility” — it isn’t information indicating that negotiations between clubs have actually taken shape. Where opinions split on the thread was over how much stock to put in this kind of transfer report. Skepticism was common, citing how recently he re-signed his contract, how the January window sees far less player movement than summer and is harder to complete deals in, and the fact that he’s expected to be away for the Asian Cup come January. On the other hand, some read the fact that his valuation remains high even with under a year left on his contract as confirmation of his proven Premier League track record. Note: unverified comments about his personal life have been excluded from this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Brighton’s Mitoma Could Transfer This January, British Media Reports — Specialist Site Puts Market Value at About ¥3.9 Billion“.

  • “It Was Definitely Semen” — Bodily-Fluid Incident Rocks Marseille’s Stadium in France

    Ligue 1 club Marseille is in the spotlight after a female supporter posted on social media that someone splashed what looked like bodily fluid on her during the September 6 match against Paris FC at the club’s home ground, the Stade Vélodrome. Marseille issued an official statement saying, “We have been informed of an extremely serious incident and want to offer our full support to the supporters involved.” On 5ch, a wave of joking replies poured in questioning the truth of the line “it was definitely semen” from the original post, with some also pointing out that the woman’s father, who was sitting nearby, appeared to have been hit as well.

    Posted 9/9 (Wed) 14:00 — GOAL

    An unprecedented incident appears to have occurred at the stadium of Olympique de Marseille (Ligue 1).

    During the Ligue 1 match against Paris FC held on the 6th of this month at the home ground, Stade Vélodrome, a female Marseille supporter posted on social media that a man had splashed what looked like bodily fluid on her. Marseille — the storied French club that once had former Japan national team defender Hiroki Sakai on its roster — said in a press release: “We have been informed of an extremely serious incident and want to offer our full support to the supporters involved.” The report comes via RMC Sport.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:47
    (∪^ω^) Woof woof-o! (catchphrase of the wolf character from the anime Kemono Friends)
    3AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:48
    Sounds just like something a Japanese guy would do, honestly
    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:48
    No matter how you look at it, it's semen.

    Thank you very much indeed. (riffing on a famous old 2ch/5ch meme phrase)
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:49
    Salmon ("shake") can be found all over the world
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:51
    Not totally clear, but was it actually the dad who got splashed?
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:52
    Shake (salmon) and Schalke really do sound alike…
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:53
    Guess us men have gone and wronged another woman again
    20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:53
    If you actually read it closely, the dad standing next to her got hit with way more of it
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:55
    Didn't she just step in some that happened to be lying on the ground herself?
    27AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:55
    Only a Japanese guy would pull something that sneaky and gross
    Foreigners would never do that (said, ironically, about an incident in France)
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 20:56
    Classic Geisupo move — another self-posted 'Tetsu Chiizu Karasu' soccer-bashing thread (a notorious poster/meme on the sports board known for self-made anti-soccer threads)
    43AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:02
    Dad didn't look too unhappy about it, did he?
    44AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:03
    Imiter les Japonais (French: "Imitating the Japanese")
    48AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:05
    Sex crimes in soccer ("ball-kicking") are a worldwide phenomenon, huh (lol)
    60AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:10
    If you flat-out declare it was semen, dad's gonna be sad
    64AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:11
    "Tried to keep enjoying the match after that"
    Like hell you could — I'm going home
    66AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:12
    This kind of thing happens all the time in Japan — guess it's not so common in France?
    69AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:14
    So the whole family was sitting there watching the match, both soaked in it?
    70AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:14
    Must be this recent freak weather — a salmon must've wandered all the way into Marseille
    78AnonymousSep 10, 2026 21:17
    The culprit was Koganezawa-kun
    Squirt squirt, right on target! (referencing a notorious Japanese public-indecency offender who's become a recurring 5ch meme)

    Background and Talking Points

    The phrase “it was definitely semen” in the original article comes from the victim’s own social media post, not from any forensically verified information. Marseille’s press release itself only referred to a “serious incident” and never specifically named the substance. Violence and security problems at French stadiums have been repeatedly reported in recent years, and this post appears to have spread partly within that context. On the thread, the back-and-forth centered more on joking about “whether it really was semen” than on the actual details of the incident, with several replies noting that the woman’s father, standing nearby, had apparently been caught up in it too — but it’s worth noting that no new facts about the incident or any investigation were actually revealed on 5ch itself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisupo Sokuhou+) thread “[Soccer] ‘It was definitely semen’ — Unprecedented incident at storied French club Marseille… Man suspected of splashing bodily fluid on woman at stadium.”

  • Rodri personally apologizes to Gayà over insulting remarks during Valencia match

    Lip-readers have revealed that Rodri, making his first start since joining Barcelona, insulted Valencia’s players during a bench conversation with Cubarsí after being subbed off in the 5-0 win on the 6th, saying things like ‘these guys are really weak.’ According to Spanish newspaper Marca, Rodri personally apologized to Valencia captain Gayà. On 5ch, many posters sympathized with Rodri being forced to apologize over a private bench chat caught by lip-readers, while others pointed out that the lower and mid-table level of La Liga really has declined. Some also argued that, going by the footage, it looked less like trash talk and more like an honest, off-the-cuff reaction.

    Spanish outlet Marca’s digital edition reported on the 9th that Barcelona and Spain midfielder Rodri (30) apologized to the opposing captain over insulting remarks made during the 5-0 rout of Valencia on the 6th.

    In the Valencia match, which marked Rodri’s first start since joining Barcelona, cameras caught him talking with Cubarsí on the bench after being substituted in the second half. Lip-readers analyzing the footage revealed that Rodri had made insulting comments about the Valencia players, including lines like ‘These guys are really weak, aren’t they super weak?’ and ‘This is really bad.’

    In another moment, he reportedly asked Cubarsí about Valencia’s finish the previous season and looked shocked to learn they’d ended up close to a European qualifying spot. At one point Rodri seemed to notice the camera was on him and covered his mouth with a towel — but by then it was apparently too late.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:26
    Did Ryūnosuke Akutagawa show up?
    6AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:27
    Re: #4
    He hasn't been doing anything on the pitch, so he's finally been demoted to the bench.
    92AnonymousSep 10, 2026 12:11
    Re: #6
    Feel free to call him out, no need to hold back lol
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:26
    Forced to apologize over a casual chat with a teammate on the bench (lol)
    Don't go picking up audio like that.
    7AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:27
    Re: #1
    He's desperate because this could seriously hurt his post-retirement career.
    But it might already be too late.
    Maybe he'll have to give up on Spain and go work the circuit abroad instead.
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:28
    His true colors are just out there now, don't sweat it.
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:28
    Compared to the Premier League, Spain's mid-to-lower table teams have really fallen off.
    No wonder Rodri was shocked and exasperated.
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:30
    Rodri's got a real habit of trash-talking, huh.
    He got into it with Bernardo Silva at the World Cup too, needling him about something.
    17AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:34
    Re: #11
    He was just chatting with a teammate on the bench (lol)
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:37
    Re: #11
    That one's weird though.
    They were still teammates at City at the time — did he really not recognize it was Bernardo?
    14AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:31
    No wonder Argentina thrashed them.
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:32
    Valencia probably needs a wake-up call like this.
    They're genuinely weak.
    Are they planning to unveil their new stadium down in the second division or something?
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:34
    They'll dig up and call you out over even this stuff lol
    He should've just ignored it.
    20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:35
    Well, you really shouldn't compare it to the Premier League.
    La Liga's in decline.
    Guess that worked out easy for him.
    21AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:35
    Valencia used to be where Atlético is now, about 20 years ago — that's probably why he was so surprised.
    22AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:35
    La Liga probably only has three genuinely competitive teams left at the top now. It might even be declining worse than a one-team-dominant league like the Bundesliga.
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:39
    He's just being honest.
    It's not like he said it to their faces.
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:41
    He spent a while in the Premier League, where even the mid-to-lower table teams were pretty solid — guess he was spooked by how weak La Liga's bottom teams are.
    31AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:43
    The media just lip-read a casual chat with a teammate on the bench and reported it.
    Can't even crack a joke on the bench anymore.
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:43
    The lineup from the Valencia team that won the league title over 20-odd years ago
    52AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:14
    Re: #32
    Brings back memories… everything about this is nostalgic.
    82AnonymousSep 10, 2026 12:00
    Re: #32
    After this, things fell apart once Koeman became manager — didn't Cañizares get hurt after dropping a bottle of aftershave on his foot, and the veterans clashed with Koeman?
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:47
    Honestly, outside of the Premier League, in the other 'big five' leagues anything below the top teams is basically J.League mid-table level or worse.
    39AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:50
    Someday you'll end up coaching at a club like that yourself, you know.
    40AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:50
    He just transferred from the Premier League and was probably just trying to bond with a younger teammate lol
    43AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:51
    If he'd trash-talked them on the pitch, fine, but apologizing over some idle chatter after being subbed off?
    49AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:06
    It's not like Barça are weak.
    He'll get targeted by rival supporters now.
    If he ever transfers to some scrub club, he'll get absolutely torn apart.
    50AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:07
    So it's a problem when a player says what even fans have thought for years — that La Liga's already done for? 😇 Thanks to Kubo, I've been watching the sorry state of the mid-to-lower table and thinking 'this league is rough' for years now.
    51AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:07
    Everyone says stuff like this.
    Even at the school-club level people talk like this.
    54AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:17
    He's a Ballon d'Or winner and World Cup MVP, yet the only thing that gets him headlines is stuff like this gaffe — weird player lol
    55AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:18
    Honestly, Pedri might even be more famous than Rodri at this point.
    56AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:20
    Is there a polite way to phrase it or something?
    Would 'these guys don't seem to be having a good day' have been fine?
    69AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:45

    Top 15 defensive midfielders of the 21st century
    81AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:59
    Re: #69
    So does that put Keane and Vieira in the 20th century…
    72AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:49
    Re: #1
    But stuff like this gets said somewhere every single time. Feels like it's got nothing to do with respect, honestly.
    76AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:53
    Re: #72
    Spanish media often use lip-reading to hunt for controversy (mainly targeting racist remarks or players criticizing their own teammates/manager), and this time he got caught by that.
    Saying stuff like this behind the scenes is common enough, but once it goes public the media pile on and torch you for it.
    Rodri probably just wasn't aware that's a thing over there.

    Background and talking points

    Spanish media have a practice of lip-reading players’ bench comments and reporting them, a technique usually aimed at catching racist remarks or players criticizing their own teammates and manager (see comment 76). In this case, Rodri ended up insulting an opposing player instead, making it a rare instance of that practice extending beyond its usual target. The fact that Rodri himself noticed the camera and covered his mouth with a towel suggests players are at least somewhat aware of this lip-reading risk. In the thread, some posters point to Rodri’s past clash with Bernardo Silva at the 2022 World Cup (comment 11) as evidence of a ‘trash-talking habit,’ while others argue that, judging from the footage alone, it read less like an insult and more like a genuine, surprised reaction (comment 48) — opinion is split. The broader point about the declining level of La Liga’s mid-to-lower table teams is also one that’s been raised before, particularly since Takefusa Kubo’s transfer there (comment 50), and Rodri’s remark can be read as simply voicing a feeling many already shared. Valencia’s current slump also stands out all the more given that they were a genuine title-winning powerhouse in the early 2000s, which helped fuel the discussion.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Sports Express+) thread ‘[Soccer] Rodri personally apologizes to captain Gayà over insulting Valencia with ‘these guys are really weak’.’

  • Akita Mayor: “J.League Won’t Survive Unless It Changes” — New Stadium Sparks Debate

    At general questioning that began on the 9th in the Akita City Council, questions piled up over plans for a new stadium for J2 club Blaublitz Akita, prompting Mayor Numaya to argue that “J.League won’t be able to survive unless it changes.” Since the 2024 season, J.League has relaxed the capacity requirement for a J1 license, making clubs eligible with 5,000+ seats in addition to the traditional 15,000+ threshold. Akita Prefecture, the city, and the club already agreed in July 2026 on a basic policy setting capacity at 5,000–10,000 seats. On 5channel, opinions split over whether public money should be spent on this in a regional area, and over J.League’s own stance.

    General questioning began on the 9th in the ongoing session of the Akita City Council, with council members repeatedly asking about plans for a new stadium to serve as the home of J2 soccer club Blaublitz Akita. Mayor Numaya, citing the harsh realities facing regional clubs, indicated that the league itself also needs to change.

    J.League had listed a stadium capacity of 15,000 or more seats as one of the conditions for granting a J1 license.

    However, starting in the 2024 season, a license can be granted with a capacity of 5,000 or more seats if requirements such as hometown population and seating expansion are met. Under the basic policy for the new stadium agreed to by Akita Prefecture, Akita City, and the club in July 2026, capacity is set at a range of 5,000 to 10,000 seats.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:33
    J.League has such low ambition, they always leave it to somebody else
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:36
    There's no real need to force a J.League club into a depopulated area like this — a youth development academy would be enough.
    I can already picture the future where something goes wrong and everyone blames the local government, saying "told you so."
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:41
    If they actually expand it down the road, they'll have to redo the roof too.
    Well, as long as they show a willingness to expand, they'll get the license.
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:46
    Re: #12
    Looking at Sagamihara, seems like no matter how far-fetched, as long as you submit a "plan" you'll get the license.
    22AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:49
    The baseball fanboys ("yakiton," a derogatory nickname for pro-baseball diehards) showing up even though this has nothing to do with them lol
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:50
    Re: #22
    Wasting tax money is every taxpayer's problem
    24AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:51
    J.League should just say it flat out: "You don't have to force your way into J1."
    With construction costs skyrocketing,
    regional clubs can't build a 15,000-seat stadium, right?
    So tell them: "Then just stay in J3."
    29AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:54
    Re: #24
    They are saying that — and it was Akita that originally said it wanted to move up.
    34AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:58
    Clubs with low ambition should just get relegated.
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 10:59
    Re: #34
    Their ambition is plenty high — they just don't act on it.
    44AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:04
    They're complaining but definitely making progress, lol
    56AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:24
    Re: #44
    All that's left now is for the club to raise the funds.
    52AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:20
    Yamagata's all fired up about their new stadium — won't Akita end up the same way eventually?
    54AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:23
    Re: #52
    Who's paying for the upkeep on Yamagata's new stadium?
    58AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:24
    With Hiroshima's new stadium too, the only one making money is Sanfrecce — in the end it's the citizens, prefectural residents, and taxpayers who get stuck footing the construction bill.
    59AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:26
    Re: #58
    Pouring huge amounts of hard-earned tax money into boosting one private company's revenue is basically criminal in a way.
    64AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:32
    Re: #58
    Not my problem if you guys lose revenue.

    Kanazawa Stadium fully restored — back stand roof repaired, reopening October 12, strength doubled

    The average ticket price sold in 2025 was about 1,250 yen. Assuming this year sees the same attendance as in 2025, a simple calculation puts the "lost revenue" at roughly 12.67 million yen (over 9 games).

    A team official said, "With the stadium restored, we want to work on drawing in more supporters," expressing hope for a revenue boost.

    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/15162c0b970e047485c2ecbb0af0a4eb7a576345
    62AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:31
    Huh?
    Who does this guy think he is, talking down like that lol
    70AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:35
    Re: #62
    Well obviously, that's the perspective of the side providing the stadium land and the funding.
    86AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:44
    Re: #62
    It's the other way around — the "Tax League" (a mocking nickname implying J.League runs on taxpayers' money) is the one getting the stadium built for it, so who is it to talk about "low ambition"?
    63AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:32
    It's not like there's nowhere to play soccer right now.
    It's not like there aren't enough seats either.

    And yet J.League uses the license as leverage to demand stadiums costing 10 or 20 billion yen.
    They don't put up any money themselves, take on no risk,
    and just make demands.

    This organization is the root of all evil.
    74AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:39
    Re: #63
    J.League never said you have to build one, did it?
    If you have usage rights to a stadium meeting J3 standards, they'll let you into J3.
    If you have usage rights to one meeting J1 standards, they'll let you into J1.
    That's all they're saying.
    77AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:40
    Re: #74
    "And yet they use the license as leverage" — that's exactly the problem right there.
    80AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:42
    Re: #74
    It would've been fine if he hadn't made that "ambition" remark.

    That comment shows he doesn't share the league's core values, so honestly they should pull the license over it.

    Besides, bringing up "ambition" over a stadium dispute is just missing the point.
    68AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:35
    J.League: "A bowl of J1 ramen costs 800 yen."

    Akita Mayor: "Akita has no money — J.League needs to rethink its ramen pricing!"

    J.League: "Well, a bowl of J3 ramen is 450 yen, you know?"

    Yamagata: "This J1 ramen is delicious lol"

    Mito: "This J1 ramen is tasty."

    Nagano: "J3 ramen is pretty good in its own way too, you know?"

    Yamagata's Mayor: "We've got no money, but feed us that J1 ramen anyway!!"

    J.League clubs: "…"
    72AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:38
    Re: #68
    What is this guy even talking about
    69AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:35
    Just come out and say it plainly: "Akita City has no money, so we can't support a J1 club."
    76AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:40
    Re: #69
    He's already said, ages ago, that the city's in financial trouble because the previous mayor drained the fiscal adjustment fund. He's even disclosed on YouTube and elsewhere that, given tax revenue, the city budget can only stretch to about 3 billion yen.
    78AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:41
    He's probably feeling good about himself, since bashing soccer gets him praised by part of the internet.
    83AnonymousSep 10, 2026 11:44
    Re: #78
    Not "soccer" — it's the "Tax League."

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Starting with the 2024 season, J.League relaxed its J1 license capacity requirement: alongside the traditional 15,000-plus-seat threshold, clubs can now qualify with 5,000-plus seats if they meet conditions such as hometown population and expansion plans. Akita Prefecture, Akita City, and the club agreed in July 2026 on a basic policy for a new stadium in the 5,000–10,000 seat range, and Mayor Numaya’s remarks came during a city council exchange premised on this relaxed framework. The thread split over whether it’s appropriate for local governments to pour tens of billions to a hundred billion yen in public money into a stadium, citing Yamagata, Hiroshima, and Kanazawa as examples — some argued the clubs themselves should shoulder more of the cost, others argued J.League should lower its requirements. Note that the article alone doesn’t clarify the actual cap on what Akita City would pay or the breakdown of funding sources.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Sports/Entertainment News+) thread “[Soccer] Debate Over New Stadium Development — Mayor Numaya Argues “J.League Won’t Be Sustainable Unless It Changes” — Akita City Council.”

  • Shoji Jo: ‘Japan Is Too Soft, Not a Soccer Nation’ — Reveals What Foreign Reporters Told Him

    Former Japan national team forward Shoji Jo (51) revealed on his YouTube channel that reporters from Spain and France told him, after the World Cup in North and Central America, that “Japan is too soft. It’s not a soccer nation.” Japan was eliminated in the round of 32 again this tournament, and hasn’t made real progress in terms of advancing further since first reaching the round of 16 back in 2002. On 5channel, opinions split across several points: criticism of manager Hajime Moriyasu staying on and of the Japan Football Association’s leadership, the structural problem of Japan producing plenty of players who thrive at overseas clubs but no standout strikers, and whether the growing number of foreign-born and mixed-heritage players will actually make the team stronger.

    Shoji Jo — The Harsh Words Foreign Reporters Threw at Him After the World Cup: “Japan Won’t Get Any Stronger Than This”

    Former Japan national team player Shoji Jo (51) posted an update on his YouTube channel “JO Channel.” After Japan finished in the round of 32 at the World Cup in North and Central America, he revealed the harsh words foreign reporters threw at him.

    Talking about the reaction to and outlook for the Japan national team after the World Cup, Jo said reporters from Spain and France told him, “Japan is too soft. It’s not a soccer nation.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:11
    Who's even watching Jo's YouTube channel anyway?
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:14
    Re: #5
    The Okano episode is actually pretty good, check it out
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:15
    Wait, does Japan even need to get stronger at soccer?
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:19
    Re: #9 Got an itch somewhere? (a dig implying he's just itching for a fight)
    31AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:33
    Re: #9
    Being strong at anything other than soccer means absolutely nothing lololololol
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:20
    This time was even worse than 2018, let alone 2022
    95AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:13
    Re: #12
    Seriously, so true
    Yeah, exactly this
    And whenever you write something like this, someone shows up bringing up ancient history like 'But didn't we beat Germany and Spain?' from four years ago

    Like, do strong countries ever go around bragging about who they beat years back? That's the whole point.
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:24
    Plenty of skilled Japanese players who can hold down a starting spot at European clubs keep coming through, but a real super striker just never shows up, huh
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:25
    Re: #16
    That's what Blue Lock is for (´Д`) (the manga/anime about training the ultimate striker)
    44AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:41
    Re: #16
    Spain won it all without a super striker, you know
    Well, Oyarzabal does turn into an amazing forward once he puts on the national team shirt though
    92AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:10
    Re: #16
    A striker on Haaland's level is a once-in-a-lifetime thing even for Norway.
    That kind of talent is basically a genetic fluke, so there's nothing to be done about it.
    Japan already hit the jackpot once with Kamamoto.
    17AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:24
    Countries stronger than Japan
    Spain, Argentina
    France, England
    Portugal, Belgium, Brazil, Morocco
    Netherlands, Croatia
    55AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:46
    Re: #17
    Without the Messi favoritism, I think Argentina would actually be weaker than Japan.
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:26
    Don't worry. Leave it to me!
    https://assets.fctokyo.co.jp/wp/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/U18-jho-shuto-768×1024.png?x64424
    19 FW Jo Shuto (じょう しゅうと)
    Date of birth: March 18, 2010
    Hometown: Setagaya, Tokyo
    Height/Weight: 176cm/65kg
    Former clubs: Inter Academy Japan → FC Tokyo U-15 Musashi
    Strengths: runs in behind, a nose for goal
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:29
    Japan's going to be a country full of foreigners from here on out, you know
    There's a real chance a freak talent pops up out of nowhere and Japan suddenly rises up 😗
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:34
    Honestly, both European and South American countries are stunned at how coddled Japan is.

    Moriyasu talked about winning the whole thing, and Japan crashed out in the round of 32.
    No accountability at all — he's all over variety TV shows and still hasn't resigned.
    It's a fact that people are laughing at the Japan Football Association as an absurd, unbelievable organization.
    If someone like Moriyasu keeps holding influence within the association, of course you're going to see Japan's national team stop growing.
    39AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:38
    In four or eight years, Japan will 'Frenchify' further, and mixed-heritage players like Zion Suzuki will become more common
    These will be players picked from among the flood of mixed-heritage kids in the recent youth ranks —
    not just mixed-heritage in name like before
    They should actually be able to break through the physical ceiling
    40AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:39
    Re: #39
    France's thing is immigration, not mixed heritage though
    46AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:41
    So it'll end up like the Japan rugby team, full of foreign-born players?
    Is winning like that even something to be happy about?
    52AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:44
    Re: #46
    If they win, the media and bandwagon fans will be thrilled regardless
    Back in 2015 and 2019 too, the media was gushing over 'diversity' and how foreign guys without Japanese citizenship could sing Kimigayo lol
    54AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:46
    Well, if Endo, Morita, and Mitoma had clicked, Japan might've made the round of 16.
    56AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:47
    Honestly, winning the World Cup doesn't even matter to me anymore.
    Soccer's taken root in Japan, and I've come to enjoy watching it,
    so as long as I can genuinely enjoy the sport, that's enough for me.
    And if we just keep quietly enjoying it like that, things will get refined over time and someday we'll actually win it.
    104AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:17
    Re: #56
    I also think that if Japan keeps this current self-sacrificing, team-first style and more players become starters in the big five leagues, we could get to the point of being a regular quarterfinalist.

    From there, depending on the roster and matchups, there might even be tournaments where a title is within reach.

    Japan isn't suited to star-dependent soccer like the Nakata or Honda era.
    A star player is great when he's on the rise, but once he declines, everyone around him starts tiptoeing around him.
    That's basically what happened with Cristiano Ronaldo this tournament.
    59AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:52
    If you look purely at Japan's best-ever result, they haven't actually progressed beyond the round of 16 they first hit in 2002 — no quarterfinal breakthrough since. What on earth is the reason for that?
    62AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:55
    Re: #59
    There are now more than eight elite-tier nations
    Countries whose development programs succeeded
    like Belgium, Croatia, Morocco, etc.
    have emerged
    71AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:00
    Re: #59
    2006 → Called the strongest squad ever, but blew a lead against Brazil and couldn't get past the knockout stage, blamed on lack of team unity
    2026 → Called the strongest squad ever, with world-class team unity too, and still blew a lead against Brazil and couldn't get past the knockout stage

    In other words, the lessons learned have been pointed at the wrong thing for 20 years straight
    74AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:01
    Re: #70
    What's so great about ranking below an Argentina that got showered with penalty calls? lol
    Are you even Japanese? lol
    81AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:04
    Re: #74
    There's nothing embarrassing about only watching soccer during the World Cup 😄
    Soccer's a waste of time anyway, you don't have to watch it
    78AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:02
    Some people watch Spain play and think that if Japan just keeps doing the same old rondo drills (torikago, the 'birdcage' passing-circle drill), it'll turn into Spain,
    but Japan's been doing those same rondo drills all along and still hasn't gotten there,
    so obviously it's never going to work.
    Rethink the rondo training method itself.
    87AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:08
    Re: #78
    Maybe the Spanish style would actually suit Japan
    We're not that big physically either,
    and tournaments are back-to-back games so you can't afford to burn through stamina running around that much
    Win through passing instead
    89AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:09
    Re: #87
    Honda, Endo, and the others already tried that and it failed though
    106AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:18
    Re: #87
    No, to play the Spanish style you need individual players who are ridiculously strong
    That approach forces 1-on-1 duels
    Isn't that the exact opposite of the attack-as-a-group, defend-as-a-group style Japan's been going for?
    79AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:03
    Re: #71
    Going from losing 1-4 to losing 1-2 is plenty of improvement already.
    82AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:04
    Re: #79
    If Zion hadn't been there, it might've ended up the same
    85AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:06
    No reflection at all, just keeping Moriyasu on as the Japanese manager again
    And then he goes and says the goal is winning the whole thing
    It's like a june bug (kanabun beetle) that keeps slamming headfirst into a window screen over and over
    91AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:10
    Re: #85
    In the end, nothing's going to change unless Tashima's shadow rule over the association ends

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    It’s true that Japan’s best-ever World Cup result has stayed at the round of 16 since first reaching it as Asia’s first team to do so in 2002, and that Japan was again eliminated in the round of 32 at the 2026 tournament. That said, 2026 was the first tournament with the field expanded from 32 to 48 teams, and the exit came via the newly created “Round of 32” stage — a structural difference that makes a simple comparison to the round-of-16 finishes of past tournaments tricky. Where the thread split was between those pinning the cause on the manager and the football association’s leadership, and those blaming individual players’ ability or playing style. There were also references to “Tashima’s shadow rule,” but it’s worth noting that the Japan Football Association’s presidency changed to Tsuneyasu Miyamoto in 2024, so that’s different from the current setup.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geisoku+) thread “[Soccer] Shoji Jo — The Harsh Words Foreign Reporters Threw at Him After the World Cup: “Japan Won’t Get Any Stronger Than This”.”

  • Ibusuki Marathon Poster: Organizers Admit Using AI, Apologize — 5ch: “The Number of Umbrellas Is Off”

    A poster for the “Ibusuki Nanohana Marathon,” scheduled for January 2027 in Ibusuki City, Kagoshima Prefecture, sparked speculation on X that it had been made with generative AI. The event’s organizing committee had previously stated on its official site that an illustrator created the artwork, but on September 8 it reversed course, admitting AI had been used in the production process, apologizing, and correcting the credit to “graphic designer.” On 5ch, users pointed out not only the unnatural shape of the rapeseed flowers but also a mismatch between the number of bathers and the number of umbrellas in the sand-bath scene, and opinions were split over whether using AI was even a problem in the first place.

    Sep 9 (Wed), 1:50 PM

    A poster for a full marathon held in Ibusuki City, Kagoshima Prefecture, has drawn a string of claims on X that it was made using generative AI. The official website had described the artwork as the work of “an illustrator who has created numerous event posters and other pieces within Kagoshima Prefecture,” but on September 8 the event’s organizing committee revealed that generative AI had been used in the production process and corrected the site’s description, clarifying that the work was actually done by a “graphic designer.”

    The poster in question is the promotional artwork for the “44th Ibusuki Nanohana Marathon,” scheduled for January 10, 2027. The design itself had been public since July 24, but on September 7 a post on X claiming it “shows the telltale signs of generative AI art” went viral. Users raised doubts about both the visuals and the official explanation, with comments like “the shape of the rapeseed flowers—the whole point of the image—is completely wrong” and “it’s obviously AI-made, so why credit an illustrator?”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:13
    LMAO, the composition alone is off
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:13
    They could've just said it was AI-generated from the start—why lie about it?
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:14
    I don't get how the shape of the rapeseed flowers is supposedly wrong
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:19
    Re: #8
    The flower in the front left is totally off
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:15
    Is using AI just not allowed now? It's a good poster. The AI police are so annoying. ("AI police" = slang for people who obsessively call out AI-generated content)
    30AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:20
    Re: #9
    If they were going to let AI do it, they didn't even need to outsource the job
    34AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:22
    Re: #9
    Using AI is fine, but there's something strange about how eerie and uncanny the overall composition and angles feel
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:16
    Sorry, but why exactly is it wrong to use AI for a marathon poster at this level?

    Sure, ad agencies might lose work,
    but what's actually the problem?
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:18
    Re: #13
    Probably because the claim that it was "the work of a well-known (presumably) illustrator" turned out to be a lie
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:17
    For reference
    here's what non-AI rapeseed flowers actually look like
    https://www.kagoshima-kankou.com/storage/tourism_attractions/51481/responsive_images/GlBcD43PNDdLV5K5BwRjqvhyxGdbhP7Q4vZMeM7U__1024_682.jpeg
    https://img.kewpie.co.jp/recipes_src/recipe/img/large/QP10011458_1L.jpg
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:19
    Lately I keep seeing commercials that are obviously AI too
    80AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:37
    Re: #24
    Yeah, TV spots are increasingly adding a disclaimer that they were made with generative AI
    88AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:40
    Re: #24
    It's getting to the point where you can assume almost anything that isn't live-action footage is AI
    33AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:21
    Why are there only 4 umbrellas for 6 people in the sand bath lol
    47AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:27
    Re: #33
    Right?!
    That cracked me up more than the rapeseed flowers honestly
    57AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:31
    So they could make it dirt cheap with AI, but still bill it as a proper illustrator commission and pocket the difference?
    93AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:41
    Re: #57
    That's exactly it
    60AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:31
    Honestly, was the sand-bath thing even necessary?
    89AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:40
    Re: #60
    I can imagine the designer knew this is what you'd get with AI, but then the client made them do revisions and it ended up like this
    63AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:33
    The sand-bath scene has worse taste than the flowers—
    looks like severed heads on display (reference to "gokumon" — the historical practice of publicly displaying executed criminals' heads)
    68AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:34
    Re: #63
    Yeah, that's worse than the flowers
    It gave me a jolt
    81AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:37
    Must be rough being an illustrator who draws manga-style art these days.
    Right now it's still so obviously AI that you can tell instantly,
    but it'll probably evolve to the point where you can't tell the difference at all.
    Maybe the charmingly rough "so-bad-it's-good" artists will be the ones who survive
    84AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:39
    Re: #81
    There are AI-generated images out there that don't look all that unnatural,
    so really it comes down to the creator's taste
    94AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:41
    The AI police are way too annoying…
    99AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:43
    Re: #94
    It's really more like "AI's fine, just raise the quality" lol

    Nobody minds a designer using AI
    102AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:43
    Re: #99
    That doesn't make sense either
    Why is it the audience demanding higher quality…?
    98AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:42
    Had Gemini generate one and it came out at least somewhat better lol

    Though it's still full of stuff to mock, like duplicate race bibs and creepy plastered-on smiles
    103AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:44
    Re: #98
    Mt. Kaimon looks the most wrong lol
    109AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:45
    Re: #98
    The people's faces really scream AI
    Wonder why it gives off that vibe
    110AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:46
    Re: #98
    The mountain in the background looks nothing like Mt. Kaimon—that's clearly Mt. Fuji
    117AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:49
    Is the rapeseed flower thing even the real issue here?
    Why are people buried in sand with just their heads sticking out?
    121AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:52
    Re: #117
    Because the sand-steaming hot spring is Ibusuki's famous attraction

    Though it has nothing to do with the marathon lol
    125AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:53
    Re: #117
    You don't know about Ibusuki's sand-steaming hot springs?
    124AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:53
    Fixed it up and it's a lot better now lol
    129AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:54
    Most of these things get outsourced cheap to some self-proclaimed designer online because a real professional design firm is too expensive lol
    Wonder what they spent the leftover budget on
    139AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:56
    Re: #129
    Exactly lol
    Some self-proclaimed designer they found online
    136AnonymousSep 9, 2026 16:55
    Why does everyone attack you for using AI? Why

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The debate split into two issues: whether using AI itself was acceptable, and whether the organizers had lied about having used it. The committee had originally stated on its site that a real illustrator created the piece, so the main source of criticism was less the AI use itself than the fact that this credited background turned out to be false. On the thread, users pointed to specific AI-typical glitches—like the mismatched number of bathers and umbrellas in the sand-bath scene—while others pushed back against quality complaints by dismissing critics as “AI police,” leaving the discussion at a standstill. Disclosing the use of generative AI in promotional material has become increasingly common in the advertising and commercial industry in recent years, and this correction appears to follow that broader trend. That said, the details of how the work was commissioned and how the budget was allocated haven’t been made public, so the suspicions of profit-skimming raised on 5ch remain speculation for now.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ““The Rapeseed Flowers Are Off” — Marathon Poster Credited to an Illustrator Draws Criticism, Organizers Admit AI Use and Apologize.”

  • Kaoru Ueda scores in back-to-back matches after transfer — header goal in Champions League debut, but Lille suffer comeback loss

    On September 8 local time, Lille of France hosted Real Betis of Spain in Matchday 1 of the UEFA Champions League league phase, and Kaoru Ueda — making his first start since joining — headed home the opening goal in the 12th minute. Coming off a match-winning goal as a substitute against Strasbourg three days earlier, this made it goals in back-to-back appearances since his transfer. However, Lille conceded a comeback in the second half and lost after having a player sent off. On 5ch, many pointed out that scoring against Betis — a team currently sitting near the top of La Liga and recent conquerors of Real Madrid — overturns the “minnow-basher” label (a player who only scores against weaker sides) that some had pinned on him, while other topics ranged from complaints that he doesn’t score enough for the Japan national team to opinions on whether people like or dislike his post-goal celebration pose.

    Ueda opens the scoring in the 12th minute

    In Matchday 1 of the Champions League league phase held on September 8 local time, Lille of France — who signed Japan international forward Kaoru Ueda — hosted Spain’s Real Betis at home.

    Ueda, who made a sensational start to his new chapter by coming off the bench to score the winner against Strasbourg on the 3rd (Ligue 1 Matchday 3), earned his first start since joining the club.

    Source: soccerdigestweb.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:29
    Sociedad
    Kubo starts: 0W-1D-2L, 1 point from 3 games
    Kubo on bench: 2W-0D-0L, 6 points from 2 games

    Kubo overall: 4 games, 0 goals, 0 assists
    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:30
    If you're losing at home to one of La Liga's also-ran filler clubs that usually just play the fall guy in the CL, that's not a good look
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:31
    The best forward Kashima Antlers have ever produced in Japanese football history
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:32
    Funny how this guy barely scores for the actual Japan national team though
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:34
    Re: #6
    He's been the top scorer under the setup since 2022 though
    10AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:36
    Re: #6
    He scores for Japan too, y'know? lol
    Japan hasn't lost a single game where Ueda's scored
    People call him a "minnow-basher" (only scores against weak teams), but Lille's proving that wrong
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:40
    Re: #6
    He's scored against strong sides like Brazil too
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:44
    Is Mbappé actually a fairly common surname in France?
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:47
    Couldn't watch the CL because of the regional blackout here

    Not that it mattered, a comeback loss makes it pointless anyway
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:48
    All the Japanese players who moved abroad are in good form lately
    Guys stuck in the old ways like Kubo and Mitoma are falling behind
    26AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:50
    Wait, so he's teammates with Mbappé now?
    28AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:54
    He's one of those guys whose name I can never remember how to read
    When I hear "Ueda" all I picture is Hiroshi Abe's face (the actor)
    31AnonymousSep 9, 2026 06:57
    So he does that gloomy pose in France too?! lol Just cut it out already lol
    34AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:03
    Insane, lol
    Why is he rated so low though
    I always think it's nonsense to judge him by comparing precedents of players transferring out of the Eredivisie
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:05
    Well, as long as he stays injury-free he should hit double-digit goals
    37AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:10
    Turns out Betis are actually strong, they beat Real Madrid recently too
    40AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:16
    Weird how Kaoru Ueda never gets called handsome
    Meanwhile Nakamura Keito and Taniguchi always get called good-looking
    46AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:23
    Re: #40
    He looks cool, kind of resembles Senritsu (the Hunter x Hunter character)
    41AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:17
    Only found out about him at the World Cup, and his goal celebration always struck me as a bit narcissistic
    43AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:20
    That double peace-sign pose is really cute
    45AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:22
    Even if he ends up top scorer in the league, or close to it, is a move to a big club tough at this point age-wise?
    47AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:26
    He was getting called a minnow-basher, but turns out it was his own team that was weak
    The opponents, Betis, are 4th in La Liga and just beat Madrid
    48AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:27
    Even calling them "weak," a team that's 4th in La Liga and playing in the CL isn't exactly minnows
    51AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:30
    The fact he could score heavily at Kashima and Feyenoord proves he scores even more when his teammates are above a certain level
    Put another way, he's not some monster who can do it all by himself
    70AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:59
    Re: #51
    Is there any center forward who can do it completely alone?
    Don't you need passers who spot your runs in behind, or people putting crosses in?
    58AnonymousSep 9, 2026 07:48
    So the people calling him a minnow-basher were basically running on elementary-school-level emotional logic?
    72AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:01
    Is Mbappé like his little brother or something?
    77AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:06
    Re: #72
    Since when does my Kylian have a little brother?
    78AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:08
    Re: #72
    A brother joined at the body (twin joke)
    73AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:04
    Time and again I think, if only he'd gone straight from Belgium to one of the big five leagues…
    Really, for a player who's supposed to become a core national team player, moving from one peripheral league to another peripheral-but-strong league is just bad news. Worst case scenario, such a short career wasted.
    In that sense I'm genuinely worried about Kodai — if he doesn't get out of the Netherlands within two years max, he'll end up just a fringe squad player for the national team
    76AnonymousSep 9, 2026 08:06
    Re: #73
    It's a 5-year deal, so 2 years is out of the question
    He'll be there at least 4 years

    Background and key points of discussion

    Since the 2024-25 season, the Champions League format has changed: instead of the traditional group stage, all 36 clubs now compete in a single “league phase” table. Ueda joined Ligue 1 side Lille from Feyenoord of the Netherlands, and got off to a strong start with goals in back-to-back official matches. What divided opinion in the thread was the validity of the “minnow-basher” label (a player who only scores against weaker opposition) that some had attached to him — since the opponent, Betis, are a genuinely strong side currently near the top of La Liga and recent winners over Real Madrid, many voices pushed back on that label. At the same time, doubts about his scoring instincts with the Japan national team remained persistent, and the gap between how a player is rated at club level versus international level is a recurring theme with other Japan-born players based overseas. Note that in the match itself, Lille conceded a second-half comeback and lost after having a player sent off.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Sports Express+) thread “[Soccer] Kaoru Ueda can’t be stopped! Header goal in back-to-back matches since his transfer in his CL debut! Lille, who had a player sent off, lose in a comeback to Betis“.