Category: Sports

  • String of operational blunders at Asian Games sparks ‘worst ever’ claims, invites comparisons to Tokyo Olympics and Osaka Expo

    The 2026 Asian Games, held in Aichi and Nagoya, have drawn criticism over operational failures — including athletes barred from competing due to registration mishaps and broadcasts that barely aired thanks to a dispute with the outsourced media partner — sparking a heated thread on 5channel. Posters repeatedly compared the situation to the Tokyo Olympics, which finished its full schedule despite arrests over a corruption scandal, and the Osaka-Kansai Expo, which wrapped up without major turmoil. Opinion split over whether success should be judged by “did the event actually function” or by “was it free of scandal.”

    1AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:36
    Yikes.
    11AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:39
    They already trashed the Olympics and the Expo plenty — do these people only have 2 bytes of memory?
    37AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:50
    Re: #11
    Lol, 2 bytes is actually pretty generous
    41AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:55
    Re: #11
    Don't you mean 2 bits?
    15AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:40
    A 'successful' Tokyo Olympics? What exactly were you watching?
    20AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:42
    Re: #15
    Guess the memory's already gone
    22AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:42
    Re: #15
    At least it functioned as a tournament—
    every match got played
    every match got broadcast properly

    At the Nagoya Asian Games, a sepak takraw (a Southeast Asian kick-volleyball sport) athlete couldn't even compete because of a screwup by the Nagoya organizing office.
    TV coverage was outsourced to China, and a contract dispute meant almost nothing got aired.

    Compared to how shoddy Nagoya was, Tokyo counts as a success.
    16AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:40
    Also, there's the Yokohama Flower Expo this year — that one's the funniest of all
    21AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:42
    Re: #16
    I've been a little curious about the Yokohama Flower Expo — what's so funny about it?
    Can a casual like me, who barely knows more than having a flower subscription, still enjoy it?
    26AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:44
    Don't sneak the Tokyo Olympics into the 'success' column just because everyone's distracted —
    arrests over corruption tied to running the event? That's basically unheard of.
    29AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:45
    Re: #26
    The Games themselves ran the full schedule with no issues —
    that's a passing grade.

    Nagoya didn't even reach that bar.
    The level of criticism isn't comparable.
    28AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:45
    Re: #22
    An operation riddled with corruption? lol
    31AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:46
    Re: #28
    Even with the corruption, it still functioned as a tournament.
    At Nagoya, athletes couldn't even compete — events like sepak takraw didn't happen at all.
    39AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:54
    Tokyo Olympics (3 trillion yen in unaccounted-for funds)
    Osaka Expo (EV buses that can't even be reused)

    The question is: success from whose point of view?
    51AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:00
    Re: #39
    Even so, it still held together as a tournament.

    At Nagoya, matches happened but nobody could watch because of trouble with the broadcaster,
    and in some events athletes couldn't even get into the venue to compete.
    It just didn't function as a tournament.
    43AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:57
    Since it's barely being broadcast at all, most people probably don't even know the Asian Games are happening.
    52AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:00
    Re: #43
    An operation that can't even manage proper coverage.
    The matches ARE happening — they just can't get them on air.
    44AnonymousSep 20, 2026 09:57
    Lol, the thread's not going the way OP wanted. The Tokyo Olympics was a joke, and it's officially gone down as a black mark on history now
    lol
    53AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:01
    But apparently the opening ceremony was better than the Olympics'.
    Also, that thing about the food portions being small was reportedly just fake news based on a photo of some venue snacks.
    55AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:06
    Re: #53
    So the BBC spread the fake news?
    56AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:07
    Re: #53
    The real problem with the Nagoya Games isn't that peripheral stuff —
    it's that the matches themselves couldn't be run properly.

    The opening ceremony and the food are side issues, 'nice to have' at best.
    Nagoya kept botching the core stuff, like kicking out registered athletes and causing matches to not even happen.
    61AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:10
    I want to say both Tokyo and Osaka were failures, but Tokyo just barely avoided losing points.
    Osaka was a total failure.
    Hurry up and settle those unpaid bills already.
    66AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:11
    Re: #61
    No, Tokyo was worse.
    It was so unpopular that barely any spectators showed up.
    73AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:15
    Re: #61
    Wasn't it a huge blunder when a referee collided with the athlete who was way out in the lead during the BMX event, causing them to crash?
    80AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:17
    Re: #61 Re: #73
    I got the details wrong, sorry.
    It was during practice — the referee collided with a gold-medal favorite and injured them.
    Not during the actual competition. My bad.
    77AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:16
    Wait, was the Olympics actually a success?
    82AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:17
    Re: #77
    If it had been, the whole world would be praising it lol
    88AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:19
    Re: #77
    A success leaning toward failure.
    The Expo was just a failure.
    The Asian Games is a full-blown disgrace.
    83AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:18
    I can still buy calling the Osaka Expo a success, but
    insisting the Tokyo Olympics was a success is really a stretch.
    Enough with the classic 'Tokyo move' of running others down to prop Tokyo up.
    89AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:19
    Re: #83
    Everything people call a failure about the Tokyo Olympics is stuff outside the actual competition — the athletes' village, the opening ceremony, the corruption.

    At Nagoya, the competitions themselves couldn't even happen.
    Can't you tell the difference in severity?
    93AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:20
    Re: #89
    Quit arbitrarily setting your own criteria and moving the goalposts.
    Regardless of how Aichi did,
    looking at the whole picture, the Tokyo Olympics was a failure.
    95AnonymousSep 20, 2026 10:21
    Re: #89
    But overseas, the Tokyo Olympics is generally rated as a failure.

    Background and points of contention

    The Tokyo Olympics (held in 2021) did run its full schedule as planned, but several people connected to the organizing committee were arrested over a bid-rigging and corruption scandal involving sponsor selection — so the “corruption” mentioned in the thread is a real event. That said, specific figures like the “3 trillion yen in unaccounted-for funds” are claims made by thread posters and have not been officially confirmed, so some caution is warranted. The Osaka-Kansai Expo faced pre-event worries such as sluggish advance ticket sales, but it wrapped up its run without major disruption. As for the claims swirling around this Asian Games — that “athletes couldn’t compete” and “broadcasts barely happened” — the sources are eyewitness accounts from residents and social media posts, and the thread contains no full confirmation via any official announcement. The real point of contention isn’t who won or lost in competition, but which yardstick defines “success”: whether the event “functioned operationally” or whether it was “free of scandal.” Readers can follow the thread’s fault lines more easily by noting which standard each argument is implicitly applying.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Live Galileo board) thread “Tokyo: ‘The Olympics were a success’ / Osaka: ‘The Expo was a success’ / Aichi: ‘Branded with the stamp of the worst Asian Games ever’.”

  • Zion Suzuki Fires Off Save After Save as Aston Villa Claim First Premier League Win of the Season — 5ch: ‘The Guy’s a Neo-Pirlo’

    Aston Villa, who had managed just one draw and three losses to open the season, rode a string of brilliant saves from Japan international goalkeeper Zion Suzuki to beat Tottenham 3-2 away from home and pick up their first win of the campaign. Tottenham themselves came into the match winless in five, and although Villa’s defense nearly caved in the first half, Suzuki bailed them out with several superb stops. Villa conceded twice late on due to defensive mistakes but held on for the win, and on 5ch, praise for Suzuki’s performance mixed with pointed criticism of both sides’ shaky defending.

    Spurs winless in five to open the season

    In Matchday 5 of the Premier League, played locally on September 19, 19th-placed Aston Villa — home to Japan international goalkeeper Zion Suzuki — traveled to face 17th-placed Tottenham.

    Villa, without a win so far this season (one draw, three losses), fell into trouble just 11 minutes in with Suzuki starting in goal. Tonali broke through on the right and squared the ball back for Savio to shoot, but Suzuki blocked it. Savinho pounced on the rebound and fired again, only for the Japanese keeper to parry it away with one hand.

    Source: soccerdigestweb.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:41
    Wait, they conceded two goals?
    35AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:49
    Re: #2
    Looking forward to tomorrow's (Sun 9/20) 22:00 kickoff (stream starts 21:30) — Ao Tanaka vs. Daichi Kamada and Takehiro Tomiyasu in the Premier League 🥰
    Leeds vs. Crystal Palace

    Japanese commentary available on U-NEXT!
    7AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:42
    Zion must be a masochist — the guy seems to love clubs with a sieve for a defense.
    8AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:42
    The buildup to Aston Villa's second goal
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2101297523952357376/vid/avc1/1280×720/lNyHNw9mkCEdW8FO.mp4?tag=14
    59AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:57
    Re: #8
    Dude's a neo-Pirlo.
    9AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:42
    Would've loved the clean sheet, but he was a difference-maker at both ends.
    10AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:43
    Spurs are dog-awful, but Villa aren't exactly strong either.
    11AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:43
    Feels like both these clubs could get relegated together next year.
    12AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:44
    So this is the match that only had 100 concurrent viewers on Hamshoku (a livestream site)?
    13AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:44
    Still, Villa's defense was a disaster.
    If Zion hadn't come up with two super saves in the first half to keep it scoreless, they probably would've lost.
    17AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:44
    Hang on, they let in two goals!
    19AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:45
    Re: #17
    Both goals came off teammates' mistakes — no chance for the keeper on either.
    18AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:44
    Machine rating
    https://imgur.com/W9Ha5l9.jpeg
    28AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:47
    Re: #18
    A perfect 10 out of 10 lol
    20AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:45
    Both teams are struggling here lol
    32AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:48
    Re: #20
    I get it with Villa — they lost a ton of key players — but Spurs spent big in the transfer window and still play like this. Didn't even need to bench Romero either. Makes you question De Zerbi's own judgment too.
    21AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:46
    Spurs are way too weak.
    They're getting relegated at this rate.
    24AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:47
    Spurs losing at home, yikes.
    25AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:47
    Forget about Zion for a second, it's Spurs you should be talking about.
    26AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:47
    Spurs are done for, but Villa aren't strong either — content-wise this was a rough, low-quality match.
    27AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:47
    The real test comes once teams start scouting out Zion's weaknesses.
    45AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:52
    Spurs are apparently down at Coventry's level now lol (a second-tier club)
    84AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:07
    Re: #45
    Villa were getting pinned back for most of the first half.
    Zion bailed them out big time.
    53AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:56
    Is he actually organizing the back line properly?
    57AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:57
    Save after save but still conceding two — is the defense just a mess?
    64AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:59
    Re: #57
    Maybe think of it as holding an in-form, improving Spurs side to just two goals.
    65AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:59
    Re: #57
    Villa's defense was falling apart from early in the first half.
    Zion's heroics kept it scoreless in the first half, they went 3-0 up, then conceded twice late on from teammates' mistakes.
    63AnonymousSep 19, 2026 22:58
    Tottenham used to be a powerhouse, right?
    How'd they end up like this?
    73AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:01
    Re: #63
    Way too much squad turnover.
    It's a bad fit with De Zerbi, a manager who wants to install a tactically complex system with a lot to learn.
    They should've kept last season's core unit intact while also building in ways to play outside De Zerbi's preferred system,
    just to get through this season.
    If they swap in 3-4 new players each year from here, I think they'll be strong again in a few years.
    79AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:05
    Re: #73
    So it's 'just get through this season' again this year too, huh lol
    89AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:09
    Re: #79
    Constantly chopping and changing managers and players is the worst move you can make.
    That said, given Spurs' current squad, bringing in a manager with a simple, easy-to-understand style and no complex tactics would probably boost their standing.
    Though that approach would just hit a ceiling somewhere down the line too.
    85AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:08
    Today's Zion highlight reel
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2101304499285725184/vid/avc1/1280×720/WnGzd5L2P3-nxCvt.mp4?tag=14
    95AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:12
    Re: #85
    The way he pings those long passes right on target is nuts lol, pure art.
    And he reacted to a nutmeg shot too lol
    88AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:09
    Zion might still have some rough edges, but I hear he's incredibly hard-working, so I'm rooting for him.
    92AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:10
    Re: #88
    The way he looked so gutted after the match today gives you real hope for his future.
    94AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:11
    I heard people are saying it's like having Pirlo playing at goalkeeper?
    99AnonymousSep 19, 2026 23:13
    Re: #94
    Honestly, that's exactly the vibe lol

    Background and Talking Points

    Aston Villa had struggled to just one draw and three losses to open the season, making this their first win of the campaign. Tottenham, for their part, had also gone five matches without a win, with both clubs struggling to get their new setups — including De Zerbi’s new regime — off the ground. On the thread, opinions split between those pointing out the fragility of both defenses over “a scoreless first half thanks to Suzuki’s saves” and “two late goals from teammates’ mistakes,” and those crediting Suzuki with single-handedly holding together a match that was threatening to fall apart. The nickname “Neo-Pirlo” refers to Suzuki’s passing sense — building attacks with pinpoint long balls despite being a goalkeeper — and the buzz around his attacking presence, not just his defensive contributions, is something the scoreline alone doesn’t convey.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[Soccer] Zion Suzuki fires off great saves and sets up an extra goal! Aston Villa claim their long-awaited first Premier League win of the season, beating Tottenham 3-2.”

  • Illegal Parking Runs Rampant Near BreakingDown Venue — 5ch: “Police Have Been in Touch”

    At “BreakingDown21,” a mixed martial arts entertainment event held on the 19th at Makomanai Sekisui Heim Ice Arena in Hokkaido, commentator Daiki Tanaka made an unusual appeal about illegal parking in the surrounding area right after the 14th match. Saying “we’ve received word from the police,” he addressed the venue directly, mid-event, about the large number of cars illegally parked at nearby commercial facilities. On 5ch, reactions were mixed: some praised the appeal as a sincere response from the organizers, others pointed to the structural problem of inadequate parking on the part of the venue and promoters, and still others weighed in on the type of crowd the event tends to draw — opinions were all over the map.

    Mixed martial arts entertainment event “BreakingDown21” (held on the 19th at Makomanai Sekisui Heim Ice Arena, Hokkaido)

    After the 14th match, the announcer handling that day’s commentary made an unusual appeal about illegal parking in the neighborhood.

    Commentator Daiki Tanaka said, “I have one announcement for everyone. There have been numerous cases of illegal parking at nearby commercial facilities, and…”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    15AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:05
    It's Hokkaido — everyone knew this would happen. Such a disingenuous "announcement."
    17AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:06
    The envy from people who can't afford a car is off the charts.
    21AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:07
    If they actually towed these cars, who knows what would happen to whoever did it.
    22AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:08
    Speaking of Hokkaido, Escon Field made the news for a while too over chronic street parking.
    Whatever happened with that?
    24AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:08
    While they're at it, they should drug-test everyone there too.
    26AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:09
    Adults understand the messy realities other adults deal with.
    The real issue is kids being exposed to the bad influence of this ridiculous show.
    27AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:10
    The police never actually crack down on it, though.
    29AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:11
    Wait, can you re-enter the venue if you step out?
    30AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:11
    More than half the illegally parked cars are Toyota Vellfires and Alphards (flashy minivans popular with that crowd).
    34AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:13
    People need to actually rent a parking space or take public transit.
    35AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:13
    Calling itself an event venue and not even having parking — Makomanai clearly isn't taking these shows seriously.
    39AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:15
    Yeah, figures. And the cars are probably obnoxiously loud too, right? What a nuisance.
    40AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:15
    Well, that's about how it goes lol
    Unless you really feel how "allergic" to illegal parking the area around the venue has become, it's easy to carelessly do this kind of nuisance parking (which isn't technically illegal) without a second thought.
    43AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:16
    At least the promoters can be called sincere for actually making the appeal and addressing it.
    44AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:17
    Lowered suspension, tires worn into a figure-eight pattern, an Alphard on a residual-value loan plan — that sort of crowd, probably.
    46AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:18
    People who actually enjoy watching that stuff are pretty questionable too.
    48AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:18
    Bet all the license plates being called out have those flashy repeating-digit numbers (a status symbol for this crowd).
    52AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:19
    Both the fighters and the audience seem to have a lot of that type.
    55AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:22
    Harmful content that ends up exploited as a racket by organized crime.
    It's a show that's clearly bad for kids — why isn't there any kind of viewing restriction on it?
    58AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:22
    For the kind of people causing chaos at that event, illegal parking is nothing to them.
    60AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:23
    Couldn't they just crack down on all of it?
    64AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:24
    They should just slap parking tickets on them one after another.
    65AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:25
    There's clearly been a rise lately in people getting tattoos.
    Probably this event's influence.
    69AnonymousSep 19, 2026 18:31
    Towing is expensive, after all.
    One way or another it runs ¥20,000-plus, going to pick the car up is a hassle, the paperwork's a hassle too.
    And on top of that there are penalty points and a fine.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    BreakingDown is a fighting-entertainment promotion built around matches between participants with no formal combat experience, and it has a history of dividing opinion over its crowd and how it’s run every time an event takes place. At venues like Makomanai Sekisui Heim Ice Arena, which lack dedicated parking sufficient for a large-scale event, nearby parking space tends to fall short relative to attendee numbers — exactly the kind of situation that leads to appeals like this one about illegal parking. Within the thread, some praised the fact that the venue addressed the nuisance parking directly to attendees through the commentary as a “sincere response,” while others criticized the organizers and venue for holding the event without securing adequate parking in the first place — the debate split between framing it as an “attendee manners” issue versus an “event planning” issue. The article contains no definitive information on who was parking illegally or why, and speculative comments from the thread have been excluded from this summary.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Combat Sports] Illegal Parking Rampant Near BreakingDown Venue — Commentator Makes Unusual Announcement: “Police Have Been in Touch”.”

  • 41-Year-Old Ronaldo Keeps His Spot on Portugal’s Squad — 5ch: ‘At 41, He’s Still Basically a Rookie’

    Portugal’s squad for the upcoming UEFA Nations League matches was announced on September 18, and 41-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo was called up once again. Ronaldo made a record sixth World Cup appearance this year, while Messi announced his retirement from the Argentina national team after the tournament — a contrast in career paths that sparked plenty of discussion. On 5ch, some pointed to signs of decline in a player still being picked past age 40, while others joked that “41 is still young,” citing Modrić (born the same year) and LeBron James (a similar age) as counterexamples. The thread saw a wide range of opinions on age and international retirement.

    Portugal’s squad for the UEFA Nations League was announced on the 18th, and forward Cristiano Ronaldo (Al-Nassr), who turns 41, was selected once again.

    The 72-year-old Jorge Jesus, who now leads a revamped Portugal side, coached Al-Nassr — Ronaldo’s own club — just last season. Ronaldo, who made a record sixth World Cup appearance, had his future been drawing attention after Messi announced his retirement from the Argentina national team, but he will continue his international career for now.

    Portugal will face Wales on September 25, Norway on the 28th, Denmark on October 2, and Norway again on October 5.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:40
    Next World Cup is on home soil, after all
    He'll play through to 2030.
    5AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:45
    Honestly, even at Al-Nassr he's not a superstar-level player anymore.
    6AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:46
    Kicking a ball around is a hobby you can do at 60, so 41 is basically still young.
    7AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:46
    The one who should get cut is Rona— I mean, Cristiano Ronaldo.
    8AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:49
    How's his sharpness these days?
    Is he moving better than Kazu, at least? (Kazuyoshi Miura, Japan's famous 58-year-old pro still playing)
    10AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:51
    Bruno: 'Sigh…'
    11AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:54
    @10
    Bruno's had some issues surface lately too — might be better for the team to cut him instead.
    17AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:00
    @11
    Wouldn't be surprised if Ronaldo's presence alone is extending this guy's career.
    14AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:58
    Wonder if he'll start getting called 'King Rona.'
    16AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:59
    He's got to score again next time and pad the record further.
    18AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:01
    Wait, didn't he already announce his international retirement before the Spain match?
    19AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:02
    He should've just walked away from international football right after the Qatar World Cup.
    20AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:02
    Funny how both of them 'retired' and still keep getting called up, lol.
    23AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:05
    Part of the King Kazu, King LeBron lineage, huh 😮‍💨
    25AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:07
    @23
    Ronaldo and LeBron are the same age, but he's like 20 years apart from Kazu — why bring up Kazu?
    24AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:06
    Meanwhile there are guys who get fat and can't move anymore by 32.
    26AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:08
    Feels like Bruno's gonna get fed up and retire from the national team before Ronaldo does.
    27AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:08
    He's put up results like that, so
    they'll keep calling him up until he steps aside himself.
    66AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:06
    @27
    No, he already did step aside.
    29AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:10
    Maybe he's chasing the all-time World Cup appearances record.
    Wonder if that inspires Messi to come back too.
    30AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:12
    LeBron's still going strong too, after all
    can't afford to lose to him.
    33AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:13
    He's not the type of player where something happens every time he touches the ball, like Messi
    at the World Cup it was basically like playing 10 vs 11, felt bad for his teammates
    Portugal genuinely had a squad that could've won it all at the North/Central America World Cup though
    34AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:14
    Modrić is the same age as Ronaldo
    Messi's about 3 years younger.
    35AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:17
    Ronaldo gets a pass on this one
    Portugal should keep calling him up until he retires.
    37AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:18
    Modrić says he's not retiring from the national team yet either.
    43AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:21
    @37
    Can't be helped, Croatia's population is small and the talent pool is thin.
    41AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:20
    A playing style built on explosive speed like Cristiano Ronaldo's or Neymar's just isn't sustainable once you get older.
    45AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:22
    @41
    Neymar's performance dropped off after a bad injury in Saudi Arabia and never came back.
    46AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:24
    Honestly his mentality is impressive in a way
    even though he can't keep up anymore and gets frozen out.
    48AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:27
    @46
    There's no way the Portuguese would freeze out their own national hero.
    58AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:47
    Even Messi might say he's coming back to the national team once the World Cup gets closer
    If he's still got the legs for it, I'd love to see a legend like that play.
    59AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:48
    @58
    Kazu — Kazuyoshi Miura.
    62AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:59
    EURO2004 Portugal
    ――――――――― Pauleta ―――――――――――
    ―――――――― (Nuno Gomes) ―――――――――
    ――― Ronaldo ―― Deco ―― Figo ―――――
    ―― (Simão) (Rui Costa) ―――――――――――
    ―――― Costinha Maniche ――――――――
    ―――― (Petit) ――(Tiago Mendes) ――――――
    Nuno Valente ――――――――――――― Miguel ―――
    (Rui Jorge) ――――――――――――――(Paulo Ferreira)
    ――――― Carvalho Andrade ―――――――
    ―――――― (Couto) ――――――――――――――
    ――――――――― Ricardo ――――――――――――
    ――――――――― (Quim) ―――――――――――――
    71AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:16
    @62
    Ronaldo wore squad number 17.
    68AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:09
    The Big Three of Portugal
    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Figo
    who's the third?
    74AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:22
    @68
    What even is 'the Big Three of Portugal'…
    78AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:42
    @68
    Magellan
    Vasco da Gama

    Background and Talking Points

    Cristiano Ronaldo holds the all-time records for both goals and caps in men’s full internationals, and with this call-up he’ll make his sixth World Cup appearance — also an all-time record. Messi, meanwhile, announced his retirement from the Argentina national team after this year’s tournament, making for a striking contrast between the two stars who defined their era. Within the thread, opinions split between those questioning the quality of his play since moving to Al-Nassr and skepticism about a player in his 40s continuing to be selected at all. At the same time, there was strong pushback defending him — citing Modrić, born the same year, and LeBron James, of a similar age, as evidence he “can still do it” — turning it into a debate that goes beyond simple age arguments. It’s worth noting that national team selection ultimately comes down to the manager’s discretion and doesn’t necessarily track directly with an objective assessment of a player’s ability.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuhou+) thread “[Soccer] 41-Year-Old Ronaldo Selected for Portugal — The Legend Continues as Messi Announces Post-World Cup International Retirement.”

  • UEFA-CONCACAF Joint Nations League Concept Emerges — Is the AFC Interested in Joining Too?

    The UK’s Guardian and US outlet ESPN reported on August 21 that UEFA and CONCACAF have begun discussions on creating a joint Nations League featuring all 96 member associations from both confederations. Held once every two years, the competition could launch as early as 2028. Canada’s national team coach has welcomed the idea, saying he’d “love to do it.” On 5ch, users debated speculation about AFC involvement, whether this is a countermove against FIFA-led tournament expansion, and concerns that Japan could end up with fewer opponents for friendly matches if the plan goes ahead.

    Could launch as early as 2028

    A plan has emerged for the Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) and the Confederation of North, Central America and Caribbean Association Football (CONCACAF) — both of which already run their own Nations Leagues — to create a joint competition.

    According to reports on August 21 from British outlet The Guardian and American outlet ESPN, UEFA and CONCACAF have started discussions on establishing a joint Nations League involving all 96 associations belonging to the two confederations. The tournament is expected to be held every two years, with a possible launch as early as 2028.

    Source: theworldmagazine.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:49
    There's no point playing friendlies against Japan anyway.
    6AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:50
    There are already too many national team matches.
    It dilutes the special feeling.
    7AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:50
    This is prep for holding a World Cup without FIFA.
    8AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:50
    This is basically the anti-Infantino coalition.
    Surprised to see the AFC making a good move for once.
    9AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:51
    AFC should team up with South America and cook up one chaotic tournament full of Middle Eastern match-fixing and South American malicia (cynical, dirty play).
    39AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:18
    Re: #9
    If Japan got roughed up in that environment for a few years, they might turn into an absolute band of battle-hardened warriors lol
    10AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:51
    For Asia it'd be the top 3 ranked teams.
    So that's Japan, Iran, and Australia.
    14AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:53
    Re: #10
    Asia's "tigers and lions" would lose their minds.
    11AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:51
    UEFA criticized FIFA over its money-grubbing, but
    between that and the Champions League overhaul that forced more matches in,
    isn't money still their top priority too?
    28AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:03
    Re: #11
    UEFA expanded the Nations League and Champions League in response to requests from clubs and federations that were in financial trouble due to skyrocketing player salaries.
    That's why the shift to the new format went smoothly without much confusion.
    As a result, you don't hear those stories anymore about clubs or leagues going bankrupt, which used to be a common headline.
    Even a country like Italy, which has missed the World Cup multiple times, now has enough financial muscle to make an offer to Pep.
    That's a stark contrast to the Japan Football Association, which is so cash-strapped there isn't even a rumor of hiring a foreign coach anymore.

    FIFA, meanwhile, expanded the Club World Cup to compete with the Champions League,
    but it was a mess early on and there were doubts it would even happen.
    That's because FIFA pushed it through unilaterally and couldn't get anyone on board.

    UEFA does it for the development of European football, FIFA does it for the money — completely different motivations.
    12AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:52
    No, wasn't this supposed to be about geographic proximity?
    Playing against far-off countries would just add travel burden for no real point.
    13AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:53
    South America: "If you really insist, I guess we could join in!"
    17AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:54
    The Asian Games and Asian Cup are basically punishment games anyway.
    22AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:58
    Re: #17
    That stays true regardless.
    If this happens, friendlies will disappear.
    Try to understand.
    18AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:55
    Didn't they actually want to create a World Nations League, but it got killed because it would devalue the FIFA World Cup?
    19AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:55
    I thought UEFA had already joined forces with CONCACAF.
    20AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:56
    Let's get South America in on this too.
    21AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:56
    Japan's just going to get left behind even more.
    And the rest of scrub-tier Asia is going to sink even further.
    23AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:58
    A nice simple split: Northern Hemisphere vs. Southern Hemisphere.
    24AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:01
    FIFA: "We'll crush this with everything we've got!"
    Everyone else: "Let's crush FIFA with everything we've got!"
    26AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:02
    If this happens, Canada will reach the World Cup quarterfinals before Japan does.
    Japan's just going to sink along with the rest of scrub-tier Asia at this rate.
    54AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:43
    If this happens, Japan won't have any friendly opponents left during Nations League windows.
    Africa's about the only option left.
    57AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:46
    Re: #54
    It's a joint league between Europe and North/Central America, so South America's in there too.
    62AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:57
    Re: #54
    Africa is also planning to start its own Nations League from 2029.
    55AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:44
    If Asia and South America both join, it'd be interesting in its own right, but it might dilute the excitement of the World Cup.
    Well, the World Cup already lost that old sense of tension after expanding the field so much.
    64AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:58
    Re: #55
    Kind of like a League Cup setup?
    68AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:03
    Seriously, there'll be no teams left willing to come to Japan — the Kirin Cup is in trouble.
    71AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:05
    Re: #68
    Japan would join the Nations League too, right?
    Well, only if the AFC gets in.
    I really hope they do.
    72AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:09
    Honestly I wish Japan would just leave the AFC and switch to UEFA.
    I bet other Asian countries feel the same way.
    73AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:10
    Re: #72
    That's impossible without geographic and cultural proximity.
    These things are basically home-and-away (H&A) by nature.
    78AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:16
    Re: #72
    People who seem like genuine soccer fans post this kind of thing a lot, but do they actually think it's possible? China or South Korea, at least on the same landmass, seem more plausible.
    81AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:29
    Re: #78
    I just mean it's more plausible than South America joining lol, nothing more than that.
    But if Australia can be part of Asia, the chances aren't zero.
    In the end it comes down to passion, money, and political clout.
    82AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:31
    Re: #81
    There's also a classification that lumps Australia in with Asia.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    UEFA turned Europe’s international friendlies into a “league format” with the Nations League launched in 2018, significantly boosting broadcast revenue in the process, while CONCACAF has run its own Nations League since 2019. What’s institutionally new this time is that it would be the first framework merging these two continental confederations. On the thread, opinions split between those who see it as a countermove to FIFA’s Club World Cup expansion and the Infantino administration, and those who view it as simply another revenue-expansion scheme. What the thread didn’t touch on is that the authority to set international match windows technically belongs to FIFA, meaning the tournament’s realization would require FIFA’s coordination and approval as a precondition. There were also posts saying “Japan should leave the AFC too,” but while Australia did switch from the OFC to the AFC in 2006, changing confederations is no easy feat given the steep geographic and political hurdles involved.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Soccer] UEFA-CONCACAF Joint Nations League Concept Emerges — Is the AFC Interested in Joining Too? Canada’s National Team Coach Also Welcomes It: “I’d Love to Do It”.”

  • Dentsu Survey: TV Tops World Cup Viewing at 53%, Interest in Japan’s Matches Climbs to 41.9%

    Dentsu has published the results of a survey on the FIFA World Cup 2026 (held June–July 2026), surveying 3,000 people aged 15–69. Interest in the Japan national team rose from 32.0% at the time of the AFC final qualifiers to 41.9% by the Brazil match, and television broadcast was the most common viewing method at 53.1%. On 5ch, this sparked a wave of comparisons between soccer and the WBC (baseball) over viewership and popularity, along with comments pointing out the survey’s small sample size and complaints about broadcast conditions.

    On the 17th, Dentsu released the results of its “FIFA World Cup 2026 Comprehensive Tournament Survey,” which collected responses from 3,000 people nationwide aged 15–69 regarding the FIFA World Cup 2026, held in June–July 2026.

    The survey analyzed interest in the Japan national team, actual viewing habits, satisfaction with the viewing/spectating experience, and evaluations of sponsor companies, revealing that television broadcasts and streaming each supported tournament viewership in different ways.

    On interest levels, 32.0% said they were “interested” back at the stage of the AFC final qualifiers, when Japan secured its spot. Interest then climbed following the squad announcement, reaching 38.3% for Japan’s opening match against the Netherlands, and continued rising through the Tunisia and Sweden matches, peaking at 41.9% for the Brazil match — the highest of the 10 points measured in the survey.

    Source: qoly.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:10
    They surveyed practically every age group, but isn't the sample size way too small?
    4AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:11
    Dentsu: "80% of the WBC's audience is elderly."
    5AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:12
    They gotta pad the numbers a few times over to fool the sponsors — these guys are desperate.
    10AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:15
    Re: #5
    That's just what baseball media always does, led by the Sasakawa Peace Foundation lol
    6AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:12
    Meanwhile, the elderly folks who were looking forward to the WBC were full of complaints.
    7AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:12
    If teens are satisfied, that's fine — they'll keep watching next time too.
    8AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:12
    They're probably just gonna fake another 'popular with the young crowd' narrative again anyway, right?
    11AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:15
    Even the crowds gathering in Shibuya are getting older these days, lol
    12AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:16
    Re: #2
    You're at the level where you need to relearn statistics from scratch.
    16AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:18
    Re: #12
    It's meaningless unless the sample is randomized.
    Dentsu's survey is riddled with bias.
    19AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:19
    Re: #16
    That's just what baseball media always does, led by the Sasakawa Peace Foundation lol
    40AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:35
    Re: #16
    That's got nothing to do with statistics or randomization.
    "Riddled with bias" is just your imagination.
    You go ahead and provide a source for that bias.
    15AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:18
    Funny how everyone kept complaining about "old media" but still watched it on TV. Honda's commentary on TV was a hot topic, yet almost nobody on 5ch even mentioned Uchida's commentary on DAZN.
    18AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:18
    Meanwhile the WBC got kicked off terrestrial TV lmao
    20AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:20
    Totally different from that farce of a tax-draining ball game that only the elderly ever cared about.
    21AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:21
    2026 popularity comparison of baseball vs. soccer in Japan

    baseball lol ("yakyuu," mocking slang for baseball)
    23AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:22
    Old people watch the WBC.
    Young people watch the soccer World Cup.

    https://image-tm.s2mr.jp/i/original/1789773748095.jpeg

    The exodus from baseball just keeps accelerating.
    25AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:24
    As for the WBC, it did drive people to sign up for Netflix's cheap 498-yen plan, so I'd say it was actually pretty well received among young people too — though whether they actually watched the games is another matter.
    28AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:26
    Re: #25
    The World Cup produced a result of its own too — DAZN's scam-like dark patterns.
    32AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:28
    Re: #25
    The WBC's young viewership actually grew quite a bit.
    26AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:24
    Teens don't watch soccer.
    27AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:25
    Complaints:
    – Commercials during hydration breaks
    – Corporate logos plastered all over the screen
    – Yasuda's commentary for Japan's matches, plus multiple commentators
    – The kickoff countdown
    33AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:29
    Re: #27
    That live performance extending halftime for the final wasn't needed. Without that production, I bet they could've cut sponsors' costs.
    31AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:28
    This year's soccer World Cup was overwhelmingly more popular than even the Tokyo Olympics back in 2021.

    2026 World Cup >>> Tokyo Olympics >>>> an unbridgeable wall >>>> the 2023 WBC (even though they won it)


    baseball lol
    49AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:38
    The soccer World Cup is Mount Everest.
    The baseball nerds' WBC is Mt. Takao. ("yakibuta," derisive slang for baseball fans)
    52AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:39
    Re: #49
    Honestly, Mt. Koya is more familiar and popular with Japanese people.
    61AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:42
    Re: #49
    It's not Mt. Takao, it's Mt. Tenpouzan.
    Don't get it wrong. (Tenpouzan, in Osaka, is one of Japan's shortest "mountains" at just a few meters tall)
    55AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:40
    2026 WBC viewership by age group

    Under 19: 14.2%
    20–34: 18.5%
    35–49: 23.4%
    50 and over: 44.0%

    72AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:51
    Soccer's main viewers are middle-aged guys.
    Women actually watch baseball more anyway.
    81AnonymousSep 19, 2026 08:57
    Nagatomo (39) → Made the World Cup squad for Japan!
    Kazu (59) → Still an active second-division pro, oldest goal scorer ever!


    Guess soccer's a sport for seniors.
    88AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:01
    Re: #81
    I want "King Kazu" to put on the red vest and take a 90-minute stroll around the pitch. Now that'd be a heartwarming sight. (the red vest is traditionally worn to celebrate a 60th "kanreki" birthday in Japan)
    86AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:00
    >As for viewing method, "television broadcast" was the most common at 53.1%. Among males aged 15–19 it was 60.6%, and among females 15–19 it was 55.6%, showing TV's role as a "reach-expanding medium" delivering the tournament across a wide range of ages, including the young.

    So the whole "people are abandoning TV" thing is a lie. The shows are just boring, that's all.
    89AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:05
    Re: #86
    Soccer's got way too many young viewers.
    Meanwhile baseball's all old people lol
    92AnonymousSep 19, 2026 09:06
    Breakdown of WBC 2023 viewership

    First, Gen Z (25 and under): trending slightly upward, but still low across the board, not even reaching 10%. Very few in this generation seem interested in baseball.

    The core demographic (13–49) isn't high either. It edges up slightly, but it's still more than 5 points below the overall average.

    By age, it's the middle-aged and older who prop up its popularity. Those in their 50s–60s run 7–8 points above the overall average. And for those 70 and up, it's nearly double the overall average. Baseball really is a sport sustained by the elderly.

    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/rock1963roll/imgs/1/9/1982bc18.jpg

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Dentsu’s survey covered the FIFA World Cup 2026 (held June–July 2026), gathering responses from 3,000 people aged 15–69. Interest rose from 32.0% at the point Japan qualified, climbing with each subsequent match, and reached 41.9% by the time of the Brazil match. Television broadcast was the most common viewing method at 53.1%, though the data also showed many viewers combining it with streaming. On the thread, this result kicked off an extended comparison with the WBC (baseball), which was in the news around the same time, with claims that “soccer is for the young, baseball is for the old” clashing against pushback. That said, it’s worth noting Dentsu’s survey is itself a macro-level poll of 3,000 people — a sample size typical of the kind used in general public-opinion surveys. On the broadcast side, there were also complaints about the use of multiple commentators and in-game advertising, suggesting that broad reach and high satisfaction aren’t necessarily the same thing.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuhou+) thread “Dentsu conducts comprehensive survey on the 2026 soccer World Cup! The ‘relationship’ between TV broadcast and streaming revealed… roughly 80% of teen men and women ‘satisfied’ with the tournament.”

  • Forever Young Cruises to Victory, Becomes First Japanese Horse With 4 Overseas G1 Wins — US Jockey Club Gold Cup

    On September 18 local time, Forever Young (5-year-old colt, trained by Yoshito Yahagi), ridden by Ryusei Sakai, won the Jockey Club Gold Cup (G1, dirt, 2,000m) at Belmont Park in the US, picking up his fourth overseas G1 win — the most ever by a Japanese-trained horse. Only four horses lined up for the race, but Forever Young took the lead at the final turn and cruised home unchallenged. On 5ch’s live-thread, opinions were split over the impact on his stud value and whether his next start will be the Arima Kinen or a bid to defend his Breeders’ Cup Classic title.

    The Jockey Club Gold Cup (for 3-year-olds and up, G1, dirt 2,000m) was run at Belmont Park in the US on the 18th local time, and favorite Forever Young (5-year-old colt, trained by Yoshito Yahagi at Ritto), ridden by Ryusei Sakai, took the win. After a slightly wobbly start, he sat second in the four-horse field, then took the lead at the final turn and crossed the line unchallenged. His winning time was 2:01.23 (fast track).

    Second place went to Stars and Stripes (4-year-old colt, trained by W. Mott in the US), the fourth favorite, and third went to Baeza (4-year-old colt, also trained by W. Mott), the second favorite.

    This is Forever Young’s fourth overseas G1 win, the most ever for a Japanese-trained horse. The commanding victory in his first autumn start builds momentum toward a possible title defense in the Breeders’ Cup Classic.

    Source: dir.netkeiba.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 19, 2026 05:58
    Umapyoi! Umapyoi! (nod to the Uma Musume theme song) — not that I'd know or anything
    5AnonymousSep 19, 2026 05:59
    So what? It's just gambling putting on airs — cringe
    8AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:00
    So if I'd run I could've gotten 5th-place prize money? Should've entered. Do you apply by postcard or something?
    9AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:05
    Already 5 years old, huh. Retiring around this year?
    51AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:40
    Re: #9
    Dirt horses can usually race a bit longer, but I think he's retiring this year
    13AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:07
    Undisputed world-class 'Evayan' (Forever Young's nickname), world-class Ryusei — but kinda low-key, huh
    14AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:08
    The Uma Musume character design [for this horse] was terrible
    58AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:47
    Re: #14
    I liked it though
    15AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:10
    No matter how many dirt races he wins, his stud value won't climb any higher than this
    19AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:14
    Re: #15
    He already won the BC Classic last year
    So yeah, even repeating that this year probably won't raise his value further
    43AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:29
    Re: #15
    There's still the Eclipse Award Horse of the Year race to be won though
    89AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:25
    Re: #15
    Depending on the competition it might still go up
    Though beating scrubs won't do much
    17AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:12
    He was stuck wide the whole way, that put a lot of strain on him
    They really need to take good care of him and let him recover
    20AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:15
    Only 4 runners?
    Even I could win that race
    21AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:15
    Is he running in the Arima Kinen?
    24AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:17
    Re: #21
    The plan is for his last race to be the Arima Kinen
    23AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:16
    So next up is finally the Arima Kinen
    This year's Arima is looking crazy interesting
    65AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:56
    Re: #23
    No, next is defending his BC Classic title
    Why would you skip the main goal, lol
    26AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:19
    He's trending in the US
    'Forever Young' comes from the theme song of an Abema drama
    41AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:27
    Re: #26
    Isn't it from the band Alphaville?
    28AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:19
    That 'he's running in the Arima' talk is probably a fake-out
    Yahagi wouldn't push a horse already set for stud duty that hard
    29AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:19
    3 of 7 scratched, leaving just a 4-horse race
    And this for a race with a $600,000 winner's purse
    46AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:32
    Re: #29
    So that's about ¥100 million added to his yen earnings
    But the weak yen makes it rough…
    66AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:58
    Re: #29
    How much more until he's #1 in career earnings worldwide?
    30AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:19
    Only 4 runners, lol
    Maybe everyone ran scared because he's too strong
    That happens a lot overseas though
    31AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:20
    Wasn't it a 5-horse field until yesterday?
    32AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:20
    Evayan's too strong (´^ω^`)
    Even with only 4 runners
    40AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:26
    A G1 with only 4 runners means easy money for whoever shows up
    54AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:43
    Re: #40
    It's a G1, but I don't think the purse is actually that huge
    The upcoming BC Classic is the one with the big money
    50AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:39
    Only 4 runners, lololol
    73AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:09
    Re: #50
    The 1997 International Stakes also had just 4 runners, but what a stacked field it was —
    1st: Singspiel (winner of the '97 Dubai World Cup [then a Listed race] and the '96 Japan Cup)
    2nd: Desert King ('97 Irish Derby, '97 Irish 2,000 Guineas)
    3rd: Benny the Dip ('97 Epsom Derby)
    4th: Bosra Sham ('97 Prince of Wales's Stakes [then a G2], '96 Champion Stakes, '96 1,000 Guineas)
    Amazing lineup.
    https://youtu.be/ggL7Pb2h1A8
    82AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:18
    Re: #73
    Bosra Sham vs. Halling in the '96 Champion Stakes was incredible
    53AnonymousSep 19, 2026 06:42
    Bloodlines really matter, huh
    Would've loved to see what kids Ichiro or Saori Yoshida would've had
    68AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:03
    Re: #53
    I wonder how the kid of Yoshitomo Tani and Ryoko Tani turned out
    75AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:13
    >Eligibility: 3-year-olds and up, geldings allowed. It's often the race where 3-year-olds coming off the Triple Crown trail face older horses for the first time.
    >One of the sport's prestigious races, long considered the decider for the best dirt horse of the fall — though in recent years that status has been taken over by the Breeders' Cup Classic, established in 1984.

    It's a prep race these days, but this race itself still carries some real prestige, no?
    78AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:18
    Re: #75
    The Jockey Club Gold Cup probably lost value once the BC Classic was created in 1984
    85AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:20
    Re: #75
    That's old history — the last Eclipse Award winner to come out of this race was Summer Bird back in '09, and it's been fading since
    77AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:17
    Career earnings ranking for Japanese horses
    83AnonymousSep 19, 2026 07:19
    Re: #77
    Even two of them combined wouldn't add up to that, lol

    Background and Talking Points

    Before the Breeders’ Cup was created in 1984, the Jockey Club Gold Cup was the historic race considered the decider for the best dirt horse of the fall; today it functions as a prep race for the Breeders’ Cup Classic. Without that context, it’s easy to fixate only on the small field and ask “why does a G1 have just four runners?” — but the field shrank from a planned seven down to four after three scratches, and a thin field doesn’t by itself undercut the race’s prestige. The thread was also split on what this means for Forever Young’s stud value: some argued that, having already won last year’s BC Classic, more dirt wins won’t push his value any higher, while others noted he’s still in contention for the Eclipse Award Horse of the Year — though both takes remain speculation. As for his next start, talk of an Arima Kinen run versus a BC Classic title defense has been swirling, but nothing has been officially announced, so as of this writing it remains an open question.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Horse Racing] Forever Young wins in style! First Japanese horse to reach 4 overseas G1 wins… US Jockey Club GC.”

  • Japan vs. Brazil to Air Live on TV Asahi November 14 — 5ch: “There’s No Such Thing as ‘Revenge’ in a Friendly”

    On September 18, TV Asahi announced it will broadcast the Japan vs. Brazil match live on its terrestrial network. The game is part of the “MIZUHO BLUE CHALLENGE THE KALLANG FOOTBALL SERIES,” an international tournament held in Singapore on November 14. Kickoff is set for 7:15 PM local time, with TV Asahi’s broadcast starting at 6:30 PM Japan time. The source article framed the match as a shot at “revenge for the World Cup,” but 5ch reacted coolly, with posters pointing out that “there’s no such thing as revenge in a friendly.” The thread also spun off into debates over consistency with past coverage of Japan-Germany rematches, manager Moriyasu’s tactics, and who’ll be doing commentary.

    TV Asahi Corporation announced on the 18th that it will broadcast Japan vs. Brazil, set for Saturday, November 14, live on TV Asahi’s terrestrial network.

    The Japan vs. Brazil match, part of the international tournament “MIZUHO BLUE CHALLENGE THE KALLANG FOOTBALL SERIES SINGAPORE” held in Singapore, is scheduled to kick off at 7:15 PM local time on November 14.

    TV Asahi’s terrestrial network is set to begin its live broadcast at 6:30 PM that day.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / original article here

    2AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:26
    There's no such thing as "revenge" in a friendly match.
    3AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:26
    Let's go, Shiokai! [note: player name]
    A battle we absolutely cannot lose!
    5AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:27
    So it's basically a ratings battle against the Samurai Japan (national baseball team) game?
    9AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:28
    Nobody's going to be happy even if we win this one.
    Fire Chairman Miyamoto.
    10AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:28
    If it's just friendlies, Japan's world-class.
    11AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:28
    Re: #6's source

    Ugh, seriously, again?! (lol)
    https://x.com/friday_twit/status/2100789412078530636?s=46
    12AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:29
    Re: #1
    Japan's getting slammed by other countries on X too
    Japan just isn't a country fit to host international tournaments anymore


    ◾︎ Asian Games: complaints pour in from other nations over organizational failures ahead of opening

    https://www.afpbb.com/articles/-/3653693
    15AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:30
    I wanted us to play Argentina instead (´・ω・`)
    18AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:30
    Is there any point doing this with the same manager who failed last time?
    21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:31
    Even if we win, won't it just feel hollow?
    25AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:32
    Why couldn't we win it back then anyway?
    26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:32
    "Revenge" in a friendly, lol
    How about winning when it actually counts, unpopular ball-kicking sport, lol
    28AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:32
    Funny how everyone accepted the "revenge match" framing for the Germany game, but shoots it down when it's Japan.
    Makes you wonder if the people saying "a friendly can't be a revenge match" were also coldly saying that about the Germany match at the time.
    55AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:41
    Re: #28
    Go look at the actual German newspaper headlines from that time — every single one was about "crisis at home" and "is Flick getting the axe," nobody was saying "revenge on Japan!"
    Isn't it peak dumb to take the Japanese media's own invented "Germany's revenge match!" hype at face value, get worked up over a premise that never existed, and then cry double standard?
    29AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:33
    Just play Shiokai already!
    Get all of Brazil talking about him and then not even use him?

    Poor Shiokai, that's just too much.
    31AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:33
    Japan just keeps getting played.
    Forget about soccer the second the World Cup ends.
    The system was never built for Japan to actually win the whole thing.
    Same as how the house always wins at gambling.
    32AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:34
    Winning it means nothing,
    and losing just confirms "yeah, we were weak after all."
    What's even the point of
    setting up such a pointless match? (´・ω・`)
    36AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:35
    Re: #32
    It's fine!
    It'll be fun if Shiokai plays, that's all that matters!
    33AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:34
    Re: #1

    Re: #14


    Rugby doesn't get terrestrial broadcasts.

    I'm jealous of soccer…
    45AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:38
    Re: #2
    Brazil requested friendly after friendly for "revenge" after their crushing 2014 World Cup loss to Germany, so maybe it does mean something after all.
    51AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:40
    Soccer fanboys should doubt the sport for once.
    Back then, Japan was just barely holding on no matter how things fell.
    Brazil was completely different — they were just watching to see what would happen to Japan.
    The people running things basically already knew Brazil would win.
    And sure enough, Tanaka ended up making the mistake.
    The whole game was rigged that way from the start.

    So even if Japan had miraculously won,
    they'd just get thoroughly marked and boxed in next time.
    That's all it would've been.

    So there's really only one thing this match is for:
    letting Japan have its moment of glory.
    54AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:41
    Re: #51
    What is this?
    Some "Yomiuri guy" thing? [a 5ch in-joke; exact reference unclear]
    60AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:43
    2014 Brazil → 2018 Germany
    "Revenge" for the humiliating 7-1. In the rematch, Brazil won 1-0 and got their psychological closure.

    2022 Germany → 2023 Japan
    Rematch against the Japan side that beat them 2-1 at the World Cup. Except Germany lost again — 4-1, at home this time.

    So Brazil "got revenge and healed the wound," while Germany "went for revenge in the rematch and only made the wound deeper."

    Even a friendly rematch against a team that beat you at the World Cup can carry real psychological and team-rebuilding weight.
    90AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:55
    Re: #60
    Still, losing 1-7 at home in a World Cup is about as humiliating a defeat as it gets for Brazil.

    Brazilian soccer's popularity took a hit ever since.
    80AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:48
    Even the official UK-style ratings pin the blame on Tanaka.
    "E" marks an error that led to a goal, and Tanaka has one.

    This is the same stats format officially used by the English Football Association — the one that named Mitoma to their Best XI.
    https://imgur.com/NOrY7EF.jpeg

    Here's the key part: nobody was given an "E" for the first goal conceded.
    What that means is, when a conceded goal can't clearly be pinned on one person, no "E" gets assigned.
    So the fact that Tanaka has an "E" means the second goal was clearly on him.
    84AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:50
    This is a farce — they're probably treating it as a sightseeing trip, honestly.
    88AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:55
    Re: #84
    Thanks to what Shiokai said, they'll be playing for real.
    If they somehow lose, their fans back home might actually kill them.
    85AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:52
    Re: #1
    That's not what you call "revenge."
    101AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:58
    Re: #85
    It is revenge.
    Germany came at Japan for "revenge" after the World Cup too, remember.

    Fine by me —
    if we lose, fire Moriyasu.
    92AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:56
    I was so let down watching that turtled-up, defensive performance in the actual match.
    111AnonymousSep 18, 2026 18:02
    Re: #92
    No — that's just how it was rigged to go.
    For Brazil, it all went according to plan.
    For Japan, every second their bodies just kept stiffening up with cortisol.
    Brazil completely understood that and calmly watched it happen.
    Practically everyone on their side was certain they'd win.

    That, right there, is the con that is sports.
    99AnonymousSep 18, 2026 17:57
    Has the commentator been announced yet?
    113AnonymousSep 18, 2026 18:04
    Re: #99
    If it's TV Asahi, it's probably Matsuki and Uchida again, right? [Yasutaro Matsuki and Atsuto Uchida, TV Asahi's regular soccer commentary duo]

    Background and Talking Points

    This match isn’t a standalone friendly — it’s one fixture within the “MIZUHO BLUE CHALLENGE THE KALLANG FOOTBALL SERIES,” an international tournament held in Singapore, and unlike the World Cup finals, there’s no ranking or qualification on the line. Still, the fact that the source article branded it “revenge for the World Cup” became the thread’s main point of contention. Two camps went back and forth without resolution: skepticism that a friendly can carry any real stakes at all (Reply #2), versus the counterpoint that nobody objected when the same “revenge” framing was used for the Germany rematch, so objecting only this time looks inconsistent (Reply #28). What’s easy for readers to misread is the punch carried by the word “revenge” itself — as the source article itself makes clear, this match has no direct bearing on any standings or tournament outcome and is simply part of squad-building for the national team. Note that some replies in the original thread made unverified claims targeting specific individuals; those have been left out of this write-up.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Soccer] Live Broadcast of Japan vs. Brazil Confirmed on TV Asahi Network!… Clash Set for November 14, Aiming for World Cup Revenge.”

  • Men’s Basketball Reaches Final for First Time in 64 Years — Japan Crushes China 97-78, Clinches Medal After 12-Year Wait

    The men’s basketball semifinal at the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games took place on September 18, with Team Japan defeating China — whose players average over 2 meters in height — 97-78. It’s Japan’s first trip to the final in 64 years, since the 1962 Jakarta Games, and the win also locks in Japan’s first medal in 12 years. Fielding a youth-focused roster without regulars Rui Hachimura and Yuta Watanabe, Japan overwhelmed China by draining 12 three-pointers and relying on speed and mobility. On 5ch forums, users traded takes on the reasons behind Japan’s strength, the backgrounds of the national team players, and the tournament schedule.

    Sports Nippon [September 18, 2026, 20:57]

    Team Japan’s men’s basketball squad at the Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games faced China in the semifinal on the 18th, cruising to a 97-78 win while sinking a combined 12 three-pointers. It’s Japan’s first trip to the final in 64 years, since the 1962 Jakarta Asian Games in Indonesia, where Japan took the silver medal.

    Rather than fielding “Team A” regulars like Rui Hachimura and Yuta Watanabe, Japan went into this tournament with up-and-coming players expected to shine in the future. Their opponent this time was China, boasting an average height of 2 meters. Against that towering wall, Japan countered with three-point shooting as its “long-range weapon.” In the first quarter, Kanekon Ren sank two three-pointers as part of five total, giving Japan a 28-15 lead. In the second quarter, Kanekon added just one more, but Japan used its mobility to disrupt China’s rhythm, extending the lead to 49-30 by halftime.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 18, 2026 21:46
    China's national sport
    and Japan just beat them at it
    6AnonymousSep 18, 2026 21:48
    Hey now, I'm watching this live right now! Post spoilers during the actual broadcast!
    7AnonymousSep 18, 2026 21:49
    Guess in basketball you can make the national team just by being huge, even if you can't move
    11AnonymousSep 18, 2026 21:51
    Jean Lawrence Harper Jr.'s father is an American serviceman and his mother is Japanese — born in Okinawa, raised in Fukuoka, he's Japanese through and through on the inside
    108AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:59
    Re: #11
    He's mixed-race and still only 180cm…?
    13AnonymousSep 18, 2026 21:51
    Asian Games

    All-time championship wins🏆

    1st 🇨🇳China (8 titles)
    2nd 🇵🇭Philippines (5 titles)
    3rd 🇰🇷South Korea (4 titles)
    4th 🇮🇱Israel (2 titles)
    Others 🇯🇵Japan (0 titles)
    17AnonymousSep 18, 2026 21:54
    Re: #13
    I always pictured Filipino players as short, but they're actually strong
    56AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:18
    Re: #17
    The Philippines is a powerhouse in Asia
    20AnonymousSep 18, 2026 21:56
    Well, if they're putting in this much effort, of course Japan's gonna win
    31AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:02
    Re: #20
    LOL that's brutal
    Even worse than China
    21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 21:56
    I'd heard China brought a pretty serious lineup, but this is impressive
    Back in the day, even Japan's first string couldn't touch China's second string
    65AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:20
    Re: #21
    China's actually weakened lately — they've even lost multiple times to South Korea in World Cup qualifiers
    38AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:06
    The poorer a country gets, the stronger it gets at sports
    49AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:16
    Sports Japan can win at internationally:
    baseball, rugby, volleyball, basketball, table tennis, badminton


    The one sport Japan's hopeless at internationally:
    kicking a ball around (soccer)
    57AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:18
    Re: #49
    Rugby's actually weak
    Japan's only strong within Asia
    58AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:19
    Re: #49
    "Winning at baseball internationally" — what does that even mean?
    Japan's lost to teams like Venezuela
    Meanwhile soccer's ranked 21st out of 210 countries and regions
    104AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:53
    Re: #49
    Basketball's on a losing streak at the Olympics — hasn't won a single game
    Rugby only made it past the group stage at a World Cup Japan itself hosted
    And at the Olympics [sevens], where only Japanese players are eligible, Japan finished last
    Volleyball went 1-3 at the Olympics, then got swept by Turkey and Canada at the World Championship and missed the next round

    Soccer's actually the ball sport with the best results overall
    55AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:17
    Guess Japan can't beat South Korea when they've got that military-exemption buff going (Korean athletes get excused from mandatory service for winning medals)
    59AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:19
    Re: #55
    In the group-stage game against South Korea, Japan was actually leading through the 2nd quarter
    61AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:20
    Re: #55
    South Korean men get military service exemption for winning any sport at a major event — do the women get any perk?
    68AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:22
    Wait, the semifinal already happened the day before the opening ceremony?
    What's going on with this schedule?
    78AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:30
    Re: #68
    The Olympic Council of Asia running this is even more slapdash than the real Olympics
    The number of participants has ballooned like crazy too
    For track and field, they sold tickets and then changed the schedule afterward — people were furious
    79AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:31
    You'd think China could just stack the roster with 2-meter guys and win — don't they have enough of them?
    81AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:32
    Re: #79
    The commentators kept saying China's average height was 2 meters, though
    89AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:39
    Which squad is this for China anyway?
    I figured I'd watch the second half after getting home, but I checked Sofascore and was shocked to see a 20-point gap already
    96AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:45
    Re: #89
    Basically their first string
    South Korea, who Japan faces in the final, is bringing a serious lineup
    They lost their opening game, but I've got a feeling Japan can beat them
    91AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:40
    Isn't Hawkinson or Watanabe playing?
    95AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:43
    Re: #91
    None of the World Cup qualifier squad should be on this roster
    97AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:45
    Re: #95
    Are they not taking this seriously?
    101AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:51
    Re: #97
    World Cup qualifiers matter more than the Asian Games, since winning here doesn't lead anywhere further
    103AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:52
    Re: #101
    That's disrespectful to Nagoya.
    107AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:58
    Why is the semifinal happening before the opening ceremony?
    109AnonymousSep 18, 2026 22:59
    Re: #107
    Probably couldn't get a gym slot
    112AnonymousSep 18, 2026 23:01
    Re: #107
    Even the Olympics have events that start before the opening ceremony
    Like the figure skating team event at the Winter Games

    Background and Discussion Points

    A notable feature of Team Japan’s roster was that it left out A-team regulars like Rui Hachimura and Yuta Watanabe, building instead around next-generation prospects. Against a Chinese team averaging over 2 meters in height, Japan’s approach of pushing through with three-pointers and mobility echoes basketball’s traditional style of using speed to offset a size disadvantage. In the thread, opinions split between those who chalked up the lopsided win to “China’s national team weakening” and those who saw it as “the fruit of Japan’s development efforts,” with comparisons also drawn to the player compositions of other national teams like the Philippines and South Korea. Some also expressed surprise that the semifinal was scheduled the day before the opening ceremony, but in large multi-sport events, it’s not unusual for competition to start before the opening ceremony due to venue scheduling constraints — the Winter Olympics figure skating team event is a similar example.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Asian Games] Men’s Basketball Reaches Final for First Time in 64 Years! Medal Confirmed After 12 Years, Overwhelms China with 3-Pointers & Mobility.”

  • What’s the Third, After ‘Golf’ and ‘Fried Rice’? 5ch Thread Swarmed by ‘Want-to-Teach’ Old Guys

    On 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo (Live News) board, a thread went up asking users to nominate “content where amateurs act self-important in the comments.” Building on two examples already floated — golf and fried rice — posters were asked for a third, and suggestions poured in ranging from baseball sabermetrics debates to shogi, DIY, orchestral music, and traffic-rule-themed dashcam videos. For fried rice, objections piled up against the “fluffy-grain supremacy” and “pan-tossing worship” mindsets, while for golf, posters shared stories of being lectured in lesson videos or suddenly approached with unsolicited advice at the driving range. In the end, no single third answer was settled on, and opinions were split even on why certain hobbies attract so many “want-to-teach” types in the first place.

    1AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:28
    What's the last one?
    7AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:29
    Seriously, what is it with golf?
    There are just so many people who love to lecture you.
    19AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
    Re: #7
    Same — someone suddenly struck up a conversation with me at the driving range the other day.
    14AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:30
    Fried rice videos seriously spawn a ton of self-proclaimed experts in the comments.
    20AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
    I pointed this out in a fried rice thread the other day and got absolutely chewed out for it.
    22AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
    Re: #20
    Aww, poor you 🥺
    23AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
    Re: #20
    It's not really about being arrogant, is it?
    There are just way too many people making obviously soggy fried rice and looking smug about it.
    21AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:32
    Is that really what golf comment sections are like too?
    26AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:34
    Yeah, singing (cover) videos really do have a ton of that too.
    30AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:35
    Re: #23
    Someone was trashing a restaurant's fried rice just because "a cute girl made it," so I called them out.
    36AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:37
    I'm getting sick of the "fluffy-grain supremacy" crowd for fried rice too, honestly.
    People need to stop mistaking rice that's just dried out for properly "fluffy" (para-para).
    41AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:40
    Re: #36
    Also worth adding — on a home gas stove you don't even have enough heat to need to toss the pan, yet there's this "pan-tossing supremacy" mindset anyway.
    37AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:37
    Fried rice looks easy but is actually incredibly hard.
    38AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:38
    This one's gotta be baseball.
    It's wild how amateurs go "well sabermetrics says…" and casually trash pro coaching and in-game strategy.
    44AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:41
    Re: #38
    So you're saying we shouldn't criticize managers who overuse bunts when sabermetrics has clearly shown they're pointless?
    40AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:39
    NanJ's Mrs. GREEN APPLE threads (a popular J-pop band, nicknamed "Mrs.") sure draw a ton of self-important people too.
    48AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:42
    Shogi feels like it has relatively better-behaved comments, in my experience.
    60AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:46
    Re: #48
    It's gotten awful ever since people started running engine analysis on games.
    They're quick to call every misstep a "blunder" now.
    53AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:45
    Is golf really that bad, though?
    From an amateur's perspective, just hitting the ball forward is impressive enough.
    There's that saying that advice from anyone below a certain handicap just causes confusion — maybe that's what's going on.
    58AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:46
    Re: #53
    There are tons of guys smugly lecturing on women pros' videos like "that's just an arm swing, not a real one."
    55AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:45
    Traffic-rule stuff
    59AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:46
    Re: #55
    Re: #56
    Yeah, I can kind of see it with car-related stuff.
    56AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:45
    Dashcam accident footage
    61AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:47
    When I swing a sand wedge it flies straight sideways.
    Seriously, how does that even happen?
    I always warn anyone who looks like they're not taking it seriously.
    62AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:52
    Re: #61
    Your clubface is way too open.
    67AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:56
    Re: #61
    You should probably practice with half-shots first.
    If it just curved, fine, but flying off in a totally wrong direction the instant you hit it means your swing path or clubface angle is clearly off.
    70AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:59
    Re: #61
    Time to rework your address and backswing.
    The club gives you back exactly what you put into it.
    72AnonymousSep 18, 2026 14:59
    Sure enough, the golf "want-to-teach" old guys are swarming in, lol.
    77AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:04
    Re: #72
    OP wins big, lol.
    75AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:02
    Hey, want-to-teach old man —
    tell us your average score.
    And your best round, plus which course.
    80AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:11
    Re: #75
    I don't mind talking golf, so I'd say my average is around 145.
    Let me think where my best round was…
    There was a course out around Ogawa-machi in Saitama where scores tend to run high, I think.
    It was around 135, if I recall.
    98AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:50
    Re: #75
    I broke 100 by a little at Kawana last year.
    83AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:21
    Orchestra
    87AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:34
    Re: #83
    I played an instrument for a few years despite being bad at it, and my ears were in agony, lol.
    90AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:42
    DIY
    Swarms of pro carpenters incoming.
    94AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:46
    Re: #90
    There really are carpenters doing it professionally all over Japan.
    If you do it for a living, you've earned the right to call yourself a pro.
    100AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:50
    Didn't expect this many NanJ guys to actually play golf.
    101AnonymousSep 18, 2026 15:54
    Re: #100
    Well, there are a lot of old geezers here.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The “Big Three ___” format is a classic 5ch thread-starter: give two examples and ask readers to supply the third. This time the chosen pair — golf and fried rice — stood out because both are hobbies/dishes that seem low-barrier enough for anyone to try. Commenters largely agreed with defenses like “even just hitting the ball forward is impressive to an amateur” and “it looks easy but is actually incredibly hard,” converging on the view that skills which are easy to judge visually (a golf score, or how separated the rice grains are) tend to invite armchair criticism from amateurs. Baseball and shogi, by contrast, were flagged as a different case — the rise of new evaluation frameworks like sabermetrics and AI game analysis has reshaped their traditional criticism culture, making them a different context from golf and fried rice. Worth noting, since the headline alone could mislead: the thread never actually settled on one “correct” third answer — multiple candidates were simply raised side by side.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Urgently Wanted] The Big Three Things Where Amateurs Act Like Experts in the Comments: “Golf” and “Fried Rice”.”